wednesday (13/05)>copa do brasilNOW! | Remo 1 x 1 BahiaNOW! | Ceará 2 x 0 Atlético MineiroNOW! | Jacuipense 0 x 4 Palmeiras>argentina 1NOW! | River Plate 1 x 0 Gimnasia y Esgrima>colombia 1 (UTC-5)NOW! | Junior Barranquilla 0 x 1 Once Caldasthursday (14/05)>copa do brasil18:00 | Chapecoense x Botafogo19:00 | Confiança x Grêmio19:00 | Atlético Goianiense x Athletico19:30 | Corinthians x Barra FC20:00 | CRB x Fortaleza21:30 | Vitória x FlamengoUTC-3/[localtime]https://youtu.be/lxhqCcrnTv4
remo
>>154645694
gilnasia is espija bros...
>>154657504UNDAIÁUNDAIÁUNDAIÁSão Paulo btw
Y el vago está ahí: ¿Será que Carlo Ancelotti va a convocar a Neymar? ¡Y Neymar no puede caminar en línea recta! ¡Mierda! ¿Será que debería convocarlo ya en esta primera convocatoria? Y Neymar caminando igual al 'tô doido' de Zorra Total, joder. Counter-Strike, Counter-Strike directo. ¡Mierda! ¡Headshot!"
>>154657482But Flamengo have the money to fire and sign as many coaches as they see fit. São Paulo's path is not the same as Flamengo's but rather the path of Atlético and Corinthians.
>>154657558I meant flamengo in 2013
The anon who posts death to CBF and death to the UAE must be very unhappy right now.
>roger got AXE'dO NOVO TÉCNICO DO SÃO PAULO É O SENHOR __________________
>>154657669Fernando Diniz
>>154657669Diniz.Diniz already coached a team and a seleção at the same time. He can do it again.
dogs eyes are so stupidI feel like punching them with those black eyes
>>154657669
>>154657646he lives comfortable rent free in your head
>>154657669Renato saraivaCrespo if he doesnt have any dignity
>>154657669Toru Oniki
>>154657708*paiva
>>154657669SAMPALOBBY
>>154657669MuriTRI
Very curious
R-R-RIBERGODS.......
flavio bolsonaro as it seems is corrupt
Jacuipense fans are oddly quiet tonight.
>>154657504How is the atletico x ceara game?? For those wathcing, is some gol gonna be scored????
>>154657748
>Mirassol 2x1 Red BullEnergéticobros.... we're eliminated ;-;
>>154657759Ceará are closer to shutting the coffin than Atlético are to scoring the saving goal.
>>154657774>EnergéticobrosIsn't Mirassol patrocinated by an energetico too?
>Passageiro tem cinzas da mãe roubadas em assalto a ônibus no RJgod damn
You feel that? The timeline has shifted
>>154657759Ceará 2x0 GaLOL 81' (agg. 3x2)also this happened: >>154656588
CALA BOUCACHI , TÁ ?
Judeu Machado
>>154657794Thanks
Jacuipense is about to virate
Racing bros...Gimnasia bros...Pasto bros...11 caldas bros...San martin tucuman bros...Paysandu bros...Sao paulo bros...Coritiba bros...Bragantino bros...Galo bros...Jacupa bros...
KWAB
Messi scored 3 goals today
sao paulo os the worst gestão
Mirassol DESTROYED bragaschinas and all you guys talk about is roger rabbit.
>>154657813Owari da
>>154657887
>>154657894who
WELCOME BACK HOME DORIVAL
A.nal x corinthians fatherSanta fe x shakira fc
marcelo rangel deserves a better club the guy is insane
>san pablo nao tem dineirinho>neither does san lorenzoWhat happened to the saints? Who is behind all this debacle?
>>154657894you made me look up inter miami and for some reason every team in mls is playing at the same time wtf is that shit
GOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOL
REJOICE TRICOLORBROSHE'S COMING BACK
>>154657954This is an excelent question. They spread the matches in all other leagues.
>gaLOL scored
>>154657975Dorival or arboleda?
Galo reacted against all odds. Possible alerta de penales.
>>154657998Both
>rowing club 2-1 bay
Se Hará 2 - 1 Galo [2-2]vambora bamvora vambora vambora vambora vambora vamos vamos VAMOSPENALTIES TIME
AQUI É REMO CARALHO TOMAR NO CU BANDO DE PUTAAAAA
>>154658048
>>154658048>this was Galo's only shot on target in the entire match
>>154658033Kkkkkkkkkkkkkkk
>shahiaKEKNEVER EVER
>>154658059Kek
Everson will be the first to take the penaltydamn
Holy KEK>bostero mufating river into winning the league
GALOO----çiará-----
Ceará Stadium empty
GALOO----çiaráO----
GALOOX—-çiaraO——Alexander missed
GALOOX—-çiaraOX-—Alexander missedFernando missed
>siará
GALOOXO--çiaraOX—-Alexander missedFernando missed
Se o Dorival voltar, vc vai ver toda midia judaica tentando criar confusão no São Paulo
GALOOXO--çiaraOXO--Alexander missedFernando missed
GALOOXOO-çiaraOXO—Alexander missedFernando missed
GALOOXOO-çiaraOXOXAlexander missedFernando, Rafael Ramos missed
Patético-MGGalinha MineiraMenor de MinasFracasso MineiroLixo Mineiro
>gilnasialol
GALOOXOOOçiaraOXOXAlexander missedFernando, Rafael Ramos missed>>154658306CHUPA A MINHA ROLA CABEÇUDA
kanalense bros...
Looks like São Paulo are the only ones going home early.
Lo de River es....
cearábros.....................
If this nigga was Fla or Pal gk, he would be in the national team. He is not Dida tier but definetly way better than Hugo, Bento and Ederson.
>>154658361and Bahiaand Bragantino
bocabros, don't open, it might trigger PTSD
>>154658399We don't care about small clubs.
Lo de River es magistral
>>154658139this has to be the most by the braindead retard prediction i've ever seenit's not even that it's explicitly bad it just shows such a naive view on the current state of our league's clubs, like he doesn't even watches any games
>>154658386Why he lookin kinda Zesty™?
>>154658436then why the fuck were you talking about san pablo?
>watch basketball stream with argenchino commentators because regular stream is not working>they use terms like golazo when someone dunks and penal
>>154658444Who's winning then?
>>154658446It's an optical illusion, the red part of the shirt makes it look like he's swaying his hips
Sempre vou pro morumbi com medo dos caras perigosos , bolsoberg botou zika, dorikino é o chefe do ginásio, abel ferreira é judeu do pix, são paulo x tombense 2024 : já tô láE depois eu que sou o schizo
>>154658516is this a new zesty meta
>>154658549Chora mais judeuzinho
>>154658516You sure know about this huh
>>154658709I know because we discussed this before
>>154658751And we'll do it a third time.
>>154658770Maktub
>>154658770we're cursed
Why do football players get such ugly and dumb wives?
O judeu ta triste que o Roger saiu
>>154658815Bound by fate, separated by gas emissions regulations.
>>154658479it's not the point since i'm pissed off at the ro16 predictionsbut it's extremely hard to say, the remaining teams have played well but rather inconsistently, on average they are rather close on power level but i'd say central and river are a tad higherbover have been on a choking streak lately, smaller teams are winning more and river almost choked against the absolute state of SLcentral has the tapiamafia boost so i'd be more inclined to have them go through, but they did struggle against racing (acceptable compared to SL) and now go into next match tired due to ET AAAJ is in a similar situation because of the ET, while belgrano atropelated union flawlesslyET affected huracan's performance noticeably so it's a very serious consideration herei'll be a cheeky cunt and say that belgrano takes it, as they've been great against the bigs this year and are not distracted by other competitionsscreenshot this so you can make fun of me in the future for being wrong
>>154658910I fucking hate this stadium, it's so ugly, both from the outside and the inside
Copilot, write me a faroeet caboclo parody involving the rise and fall of roger machado
>>154658910Okay but who's winning?
>>154658944yeah i don't know who thought making a stadium look like asscheeks was a good idea
>>154658963please read the full post before replying
Just watched the highlights of Juventude x SP. From what I saw:>luciano gets injured>roger is forced to sub ferreirinha in>ferreirinha immediately punches a player and gets sent off>são paulo concede two goals through individual errors by osorio and asno díaz>roger subs tapia in >tapia scores the saving goal>but then the defenders shit themselves again and concede a stupid goal>this is all roger's fault
E o vagabundo tá lá "será que o massis vai chamar o crespo"
PAREM DE FALAR DO MEU TIME CANALHAS
We have a semi
>>154658139>>154658444
Barba is doing the colletiva. He's staying, isn't he?
>>154659098He is a estudiante of the game
>>154659097kek yeah exactly what i'm thinking of
>Não temos dinheiroWho's the next coach of San Pablo?
>>154659066E vagabundo tá lá: "será que o Dorival Júnior consegue melhorar esse time?". E o Osorio não consegue cortar uma bola vindo em linha reta."Será que o Crespo aceitaria voltar pro time ainda nesse ano?". E o Ferreirinha tá igual o olha a faca do Zorra Total.
>>154659165no oneteam decided by a poll before every game
Paraguayans really love to wear the nt kit in public, maybe more than us. Even women.
>>154659165Ceni
>>154659230ceni is NOT going anywhere, bahianon, stop with your wishful thinking
Man they did our guy dirtyhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=a6LfLh9Gl1U
Vitoria wins tomorrow, screencap.
ginasia is such a stupid name
>>154659586bom mesmo é "grêmio"
>>154659588Grêmio de Porto Alegre is such a cool name
>>154659625Club de Gimnasia y Esgrima de La Plata is intrinsically the exact same name as Grêmio Football Porto Alegrense
>>154659641hmmm no
>>154659652yes it is.
>>154659165Lisca crazy
>>154659020Roger Machado teve passagens distintas no Internacional entre 2024 e 2025. Em 2024, assumiu o time próximo à zona de rebaixamento (Z4) e recuperou a equipe. No entanto, em junho de 2025, o desempenho caiu, com o aproveitamento contra times de elite baixando para 45%, levando a equipe a ocupar momentaneamente a zona de rebaixamento. Antes da demissão em setembro de 2025, acumulou 39,1% de aproveitamento em um recorte de 23 jogos.
name has strong aura>huracan>platense>tigre>newell's old boys>racing>velez sarsfield>defensa y justicia>banfield>argentinos jrs.name has ok aura>independiente>estudiantes de la plata>instituto>lanus>sarmiento>belgrano>rosario central>union>boca jrs.>river plate>talleresname has shit aura>aldosivi>barracas central>central cordoba>independiente rivadavia>GyE de la plata>GyE de mendoza>san lorenzo>deportivo riestra>estudiantes de rio cuarto>atletico tucuman
name has strong aura>huracan>platense>newell's old boys>racing>velez sarsfield>defensa y justicia>banfield>argentinos jrs.>boca jrs.>belgranoname has ok aura>independiente>estudiantes de la plata>instituto>lanus>sarmiento>rosario central>river plate>talleres>san lorenzoname has shit aura>aldosivi>barracas central>central cordoba>independiente rivadavia>GyE de la plata>GyE de mendoza>deportivo riestra>estudiantes de rio cuarto>atletico tucuman>unión>tigreftfy
Indians moved in next to me. They smell like shit, look like shit, what do I do bros?
time to ride the stink, like a brazuca on public transport
looks like we're in for stinky weather one bean is taken for a fart don't smell it tonightit's bound to take your lifethere's a bad bean on the rice
fuck a.nal
>name has strong stinkYour club.>name has weak stinkAlso your club.
beans on the windowsill
mulher com pau nao pode gozar do artilheiro entao voce tem que ficar o cheiro nessa cueca
>>154658549Kkkkkkkkkkkk
>>154659347Based huracanbro
>>154659828San lorenzo has ok aura since loremzo was an actual argentinian guy they wanted to honorNewells and river plate have shit auraI can t bring myself to say velez is shitt too because it sounds so cool
Eu vou tomar um tacacáDançar, curtir, ficar de boaPois quando chego no ParáMe sinto bem, o tempo voa
>>154662475i know the story with san lorenzo but lorenzo is such a lame-ass namei did almost place river in shit aura, and NOB's name is really unique and almost mystical sounding so i think it has aura, and believe me when i say that i don't like praising that team at all
10 greatest memes to say about flavio bolosonaro to your parentes
Di maria replied this way to the criticism about the refereeing : "¡caretas!"(There were no exclamation points desu"
Lol rosarios coach is almiron?
>>154662540bahia is always with one less goal against them. next time will be 1x1! great news
>>154662540Imagine being a Remo customer
El mundo boca es muy dificil
World cup halftime show will have madonna, shakira, chris martin and bts
Is she worth getting beaten up for
Roger Machado got outclassed by Mauricio Barbieri
>>154662836>roger cagado got outclassed by mauricio cagaieri
*gets roger fired*
>>154662873veeeeeem serminha meninaaaaa
>>154662878Sem dinheiro e são paulina
>>154660095
>Dorival Jr. está disposto assumir o São Paulo, mas não pretende baixar sua pedida salarial que hoje é na casa dos R$ 2,8 milhões por mês
America-rj's anthem, "the most beautiful anthem among clubs" is plagiarism of row, row, row (1912)https://youtu.be/NfyhEa8u6M8
Colombians attacked players again
morning secanucas must die
mais amor menos recalque, tá?
Important message from rogerio ceni
Bahia must’ve produced around 3xG which means about 5 or 6 clear chancesAnd they hit the postAnd they had 3 goals disallowedIt was simply unlucky, Rogério Ceni suffers a persecution
>>154662971Always this plagiarism cryLamartine did a variation on a simple melody, and adorned it with beautiful lyrics.
>>154663411Dicionario de desculpas esfarrapadas
Imagine being a young stud in 1930s Rio de Janeiro and listening to the lyrics of América’s anthemIt was probably like listening to Kate Bush or Bowie for the first time
Piñon Fijo's Chu Chu Ua should be a football anthem
Does he have enough power in conmebol to make Central win copalib?
>>154663564Should it be Chu Chu Ua FC or Piñon Fijo FC?
Came here just to tell you all that i love you
>>154663604y-you too
>>154663604shut up fag
>>154662968WTF? almost as much as abel ferreira which is the highest paid coach
>>154663734He won 3 copinhas du brasil recently so he's now asking top tier money
why are the knockout matches played so close to each other? river and central played yesterday and their next game is in 2 daysalso once again fuck river for forcing ET, i hope they go into ET against central and lose the finals due to being tired
>woke up>Roger Macaco fellthe crime rates are going to go down in São Paulo
>Thiago Silva: If Messi had faced all the weight and pressures throughout his career like Neymar, Messi would have stopped. The pressure on him is very exhausting.
>>154663952Panelinha desgraçada pra defender Neymar fim de carreira,
>>154663952boo hoo
>>154662968After being champion with flamengo he got to a higher level, he even got to the seleção. I blame flamengo
galera, eu tou modo sexo
>>154664004então mostra o cu aí pra gente ver
>>154663964Kek10/10
Florida men just go for itFlorida men goFla men go
why are colombians such ingratos hijueputas with James Rodriguez?
>>154664032He's colombian.
Will messi ever get fat?
Happy birthday bolso
>>154663992Tive que escutar do sao paulino que o dorival foi pra seleção pelo trabalho no sao paulo kkkkkkk
>Brasil e Carlo Ancelotti até 2030!HAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAhttps://x.com/CBF_Futebol/status/2054962279309803566?s=20
>>154664213Will neymar be called?
>>154664213Agenda 2030
>renato will never coach the selecao:(
Reminder that Renato literally said it was easy to win with Flamengo and 200m refuerzos then he went to Flamengo and choked everything
>>154663952Powerful and brave
>>154663952messi did fake retire doe
>>154663952gayThat's why he likes to cry and sit on a ball
Copa do brasil zebras
Y’all wouldn’t take a day being NermanWish Vorcaro Pictures would fund a film named Being Nerman where a random Neyhater (Lazaro Ramos) gets to be Nerman (Cauã Reymond) for a few weeks
>>154664346it was an amazingly beautiful attacking style for a few months thothen it all went to shit
>>154664444Quads
>>154664213not the worst idea desu
Top 5 Brasileiros1. Dom Pedro II2. Leila Pereira3. Sósia do Gabigol4. Douglas Barriga de Canela5. Carlinho
>>154664650Are any of these people real?
