previous /hoc/ >>154657233
First for Marco Rossi, Liam Ohgren, Zeev Buium, and a 2026 first-round draft pick all just to lose in the 2nd round.
should have been a Flames op its our turn
minnesomalians BTFO
>>154659217who are they
the mildcuck lost lol, kwab, kek even
thank you to the edmonton oilers
>Somalisota Mild
Wait the mild didn’t even resign Quinn? What the hell kind of team are they running there?
>>154659229hopefully the next one will be
>>154659234part of me thinks he's an extremely mentally ill false flagger, true Minnesotans fully expect a collapse
>series ends>xhe rb starts spamming posts for his shitty collage
The Wild and Minnesota are objectively better than your subhuman cities, states and provinces.
Why did the Wild give up after the 1st period?
>MILDKEK got btfo'd>the roastie team also got bounced as well earlier today LMAOYou just CAN'T make this shit up
He didn't miss this one!
>>154659247could be but the dedication makes me believe he's a low-functioning autist whose "special interests" are hating the avs and mackinnon. I do feel bad for regular wild fans who have to deal with the mildcuck being on their side
>only won 1 more game than the KingsOH NO NO NO!!
>>154659255Meanwhile his red wings haven’t made playoffs in 10 years lol
>>154657118>>154657118>>154657118
so when do avs and carolina start? saturday?
>>154659255i'm not doing one, it's too obvious
>>154659266we love our frosties here
>>154659272After the avs beat the golden knights and the canes beat the sabres
>>154659288Cope. The Walter Cup belongs to Canada now.
>>154659260Truth.
CAR!
>>154659289wow cant wait for the eastern conference choke bowl
>>154659260>no access to the seashit place to live. couldn't be me.
Reminder Minnesota governor proudly calls himself tampon Tim I’m not surprised to find out Minnesota is an embarrassment in the sports world
>>154659266kek what an absolute GIGA bitch of a state
>>154659265John Hynes needs to get SACKED
>>154659309there is access to the sea though.
>>154659260Hockey is for high HDI regions, even the research triangle
>30 posts>5 ips
norm is still alive btw
>>154659351xhe rb at work
>>154659343Ive said it before and hopefully this is the last time this season but CO and MN are brothers, beautiful states with great people dominated by shitty politics. Although id prefer Mexicans over Somalians
>>154659351you drank 5 india pales in 30 posts? fucking animal.
mack dog is feeling good about winning the series
>>154659217the nuckies rebuild is going to be a good one
>>154659381it will never fill the gold medal sized hole in his heart
my avies :)
RAMPANT FRAUD DETECTED IN MINNESOMALIA
>>154659381still a fucking loser
>>154659425Not tonight :)
>>154659409>>154659425absolutely SEETHING mackinnon derangement syndrome kwab
Happy for kulak but damn do i wanna fight this nigga bowman
>>154659309>what is Duluth
hey dudes
Let the scapegoat cope begin.
>>154659441you didn't give half a shit about the assvs before the olympics
>>154659363Based Norm
>>154659260keep coping pedo
he's coming to save somaliland
>>154659452just stating facts
>DallasFraudStars>MinnesotaWile
Mild gonna Mild.I thought having Hughes, Faber and Boldy would be enough like at the Olympics but Minnesota will just never be anything else than a meme.
>>154659236They dug the fuck inhttps://youtu.be/Wwfz-4kS1jE
>>154659478One day it'll be different.
more like nomillysota
>>154659488Jen
>leaf posters going crazy because an american team beat another american team because one team had one of their silvercuck playerswhat a pathetic "country"
>>154659488you've done it again bro
he just can't keep his mackinnon/canada derangement syndrome in check kwab
>>154659496I was wondering why the cucknadian was like this, but yeah that's one of the most pathetic things I've ever seen.
>>154659496>mild fail to win the cup AGAIN>muh canadaKWAB
>>154659496enjoy the Kaprizov contract!
now the mildcuck is samefagging KWAB oh man this is getting REALLY pathetic
>>154659496It's pathetic they aren't even bandwagoning Montreal, just a single player.
Put the same Mild roster in any city in America and they'd win the cup.
>>154659496>>154659518I do not care for the Avs, I just wanted to see Quinn Hughes' demise.
I hope >1993 continues.
>>154659508>>154659513not a mildcuck lol
>>154659267>the wild player kneeling to his master
>>154659524I understand, that's all you have. You don't even have the 1OA.
>>154659528oh cool just a regular cuck then
>>154659532And you don't have a cup. Just like us! HAHA
>>154659527It will, thankfully.
>>154659496Tina! :)
>>154659545Less time cupless at least.
womp womp
wild you retards you fucked my bracket
>>1546595271) countries don't compete for cups, teams do2) canada is the most represented nationality on cup winning teams among players3) the above points are verifiably and objectively true and you just posting the same images that you normally do that repeat these facts don't discredit them whatsoever (but you probably will anyways, that or just non-relevant low iq replies because you have no real rebuttal so go ahead)
>>154659569Doesn't matter too much. At least cucknadia won't win in our lifetimes.
My penguins ):
K W A B
mildcuck managed to get the entire of nation to bandwagon the avs simply through posting 1993
>>154659585entire nation of canada that is
>mild
>>154659584
>>154659599It's a good nation.
>>154659605Not at all.
on Altitude they are interviewing Kadri's dad Sam and he is wearing a macho man randy savage shirt. Dude's a boss and not giving an f.
>>154659570Quinn is so useless if he doesn't have the puck on his stick
>>154659584Zero self awareness.
>>154659570kek thats a keeper
>>154659623Great regular season player but just not built for the ploffs.
my fuckin avsholy shit
>>154659623mac line just ran over him every time he tried to touch the puck. he spent most of game just hiding or flipping puck away too scared of contact.
>>154659636Barely won against a broken down Wild team....
>>154659636
>>154659570Thank you Gary.
>The absolute state of Minnsomalia
I fucking hate the Avs.
With Quitt Hughes you lose.
oh my lord never made no one like u before
Why are Minnesota teams so dogshit bros?
>>154659665Turns out without him you lose too.
>>154659635He's fine in the playoffs, he just can't be your 1D. He needs to be given 20 sheltered minutes, not 30 minutes; he's going to get beat up in any playoff run (happened in both runs in Vancouver) where he's spending time in his dzone.
catching up on raw
>>154659688blacked raw or the wrestling raw?
>>154659690wrestling bro wtf
In the sweltetring spring of twenty six...
Anybody got video of the whiff in OT?
>>154659584SHITPOSTS MADE MOMENTS BEFORE DISASTER
>>154659647a tough series that had the avs consistently coming back to win good hockey, cry more faggot
is it true that /pw/ is unusable now?
>>154659755They wouldn't have if they were facing the Wild's real team the entire series.
wtf Shawn michales is bald now?
what is it about the colorado avalanche that allows them greater success than other teams like, oh idk, the detroit red wings as a random example?
>>154659783taking a chance on makar and winning nate dogg will do that for a franchise that isnt canadian
>>154659743this one?
>>154659783high altitude blood doping
>>154659783Not being a shit team run by retards really helps.
>>154659790was waltard just waltarded? whyd he go down and just flop instead of sliding over to follow the puck?
>>154659786detroit isn't a canadian franchise so what's their excuse? just a random example btw
>>154659790imagine paying someone $17 million a year just for them to pass on a great shot in the playoffs
>>154659772yep he also has a crooked eye
>>154659790i bet that retard regrets not shooting instead of passing.
Here's a fun fact: Brett Kulak became the 16th unique goalscorer for the @Avalanche in their Second Round series! #StanleyCup
>>154659803>men age like fine wine
>>154659801never give up on the yzerplan
Glenn Gulutzan is a terrorist
>>154659783doesn't Detroit have 11 stanleys?pretty sure that's more than 2.5
>>154659801good point but i trust the yzerplan
>>154659783I know the secret but I'm not telling
>hughes eliminateda good day for the nuckies, and therefore the world
>>154659832League doesn't know what's about to hit em next season.
>>154659836poor bedard, imagine if he had sennecke to help him out
slopdown was cancelled
Impressive choke job from mild though
>>154659821how many in the expansion era?
kek minn literally wanted to lose
>>154659841maybe you'll get 2OA next time
>>154659865state of kneelers
>>154659860idk I'm not a detoilet fan
>>154659867Not possible to get such a high pick when you're in the playoffs.
>>154659858really appreciating your mild trash talk tonight. just so you know.
>>154659636Gary won.
>3 goal lead>lose the game
>>154659790No McCarrons
>>154659878Haha, yeah, sure thing, sport.
>>154659888Thank you, now to invent some shitposts for either golden shites or cucks
reminder that quitt hughes went further in the stanley cup playoffs with the vancouver canucks than the mild
>>154659816DIG THE FUCK IN
>>154659953And would have went further had Gary not activated Boeser's blood clots!
loser shit
>>154659891
>>154659851was hampage sorry
>>154659918oh, this onei'll probably make some better webms when there's a torrent of the game, these youtube highlights are ass
>IT WAS 3-0
playing diablo
>>154659998god dammit now I want subway
now that ain't workin'that's the way bud do itbud 1 for nothing and your mitch for free
Hughes was right to leave Vancouver.
>>154659998whole grain bread, chicken teriyaki and southwest sauce please
>>154660011subway has been running a spice girls promotion for the last month, and I love the spice girls and enjoy hearing them sing on commercials every commercial break but i will never eat subway. I can literally make 5 or 6 my own home made subs from the grocery store for the price of a subway sub.
THE SEVENTEEN MILLION DOLLAR MAN
>>154660064KWAB
>>154660011my dad loves that shit i have to pick it up for him a few times a week
>>154660061>subway has been running a spice girls promotion for the last monthwhat year is it in canada
>>154660086Same it is every year: 1993.
>>154660086they dont have that campaign in america? new "spicy subs" backed by the spice girls. I'm sure they do. trying to geet that millenial dolla.
>>154660064he's just a small boy from Hoвoкyзнeцк (novokuznetsk) please understand
>>154660092see >>154659569
>>154660079this man's dad? jonah hill
business idea: roxanne perez sitting on my face
>1993What year sis the mild co it?
>>154660064that contract is aging like the barf I had to clean up off the steps at work the other day
>>154660064he has his money he doesnt need to put any effort in
>>154660086Spice girls are still in
Oh yeah this funny nugget from the reg season.AHAHAHAHAHAHAHA K W A B
Who would you rather have on your team?>Elias Petterson ($11.6 with 7 years left)>Kirill Kaprizov ($17m with 8 years left)You must pick one.
Aatu Räty would have had more than 0 shots in that game
>blow a 3 goal lead to lose the series in OTthe absolute state of hockey
>>154660127baldy
>>154660011
>>154660146Is that what they are calling the 2026 rape of the minnesota wildM
>>154660127I rather have hair, which I do.
>>154660143he needs some flow to his hair. only retards get a buzz cut
Sabres/Boston game 1 was really the best collage we'll get out of these playoffs.
>>154659998Damn what a fucking whiff. Thanks dude.
KWAB.
>>154660186jen!
>>154660186no..NO!!
Nice job Bill Guewin for selling your future for a UFA and still not having a 2C
>>154660186My sides kek
>>154660212I heard that if Joel Eriksson Ek was healthy the Wild would've won the series.
>>154660186
>frost got kwab'd>now the mildLmao hockey does NOT belong in Midesota
>>154660227Norm Green was right
Avalanche are going to absolutely destroy the Pacific team.
Sike the Quacks are going to curb stomp the Assves who played shit teams
>>154660254Ducks would be better matchup. But ideally they sweep Ducks and Carolina has harder time with Habs
>>154660259It’s “psych” as in psychology you nonce
>>154660275No one spells it like that you boomer fag. Shouldn't you have been in bed like 4 hours ago
>>154660286his breakfast tomorrow be like
>>154660289deserved, hughes was chicken winging not 1 but 2 sticks
roman reigns acknowledgement ceremony up next im sure it will go smoothly
>highlights are half inane nonsense but still skip goalswhat is this shit, explain
Funny how this guy can pick a corner but not hit an open net
>>154660328We missed you during the game.
>>154660346He was playing in net for the mild give him a chance
>OOOOH I'M GETTIN WILD
I'm so tired y'all, I need to be up at 5:30 est but I got the insomnia, I really need to quit alcohol
>>154660254knights have never lost in the playoffs to the assv sorry
>>154660352rip for you tomorrow bro it's going to be an eternity. you'll make it tho
>>154660356Knights aren't making it past the duckies thoeverbeit famalam
>>154660376wtf they are going to win tomorrow
I was gonna make a collage for this game but 4chan has been running like absolute dogshit for the last week or so, so I honestly can't put up with it enough to get it doneI didn't use to be the only guy who did themsome other patriot step up
Fuuuuuuck I fell asleep during the third period and missed the comeback FML
>>154660398>I fell asleep during the third periodare you 70 years old?
>>154660398Thank you for your sacrifice
there is literally nothing wrong with being 70 years old
>>154660397sorry bud i just don't have the spirit of the monkey in me to do a proper job of it
>>154660388LolLmeow even
just thought i’d let yall know what i got up to before the game…
>>154660351jej
>>154660426damn that's some straight-up voodoo, and it worked....
>>154660426I thought the Yakuza's involvement in the league ended with the Lightning.
>>154660436The mild are NEVER gonna win the W in their name are they lmao kwab team
>>154660409yeah maybe if you're one of those immortal lobsters
fuck canada
>>154660440
>>154660451
>>154660398>fell asleep during the third periodits okay so did the wild
Allegedly Minnesota is the "state of hockey" which is news to everyone.
Refund every last hockey ticket purchased in Minnesota. What a joke of a team -- of a state, even.
>>154660477The state of hockey is actually a state of matter, and that matter is Gary. So we have solid, liquid, gas, and Gary as the 4 states of matter.
>>154660436oof MADONEEE
do mild really
>>154660436K W A B
im hearing quinn wont resign any truth to this?
>>154660488this is a very trbcoded post
>>154660518
>>154660512all but confirmed
At last, revenge is ours!
>do this for your hockey team>still loose the cup
>>154660541WEW imagine the smell of that locker room
>>154660539jej
>>154660557prolly smells like 4 day old tuna noodle casserole
>>154660541that's asst. ass inspector
>>154660541Inshallah i shall latch my mouth upon their butt holes mashallah i shall hold their braps in my lungs like hookah
>>154660541>>154660557
gary changed the pun on the front pagealso:>floyd's barbersoof
>>154660403I wake up at 5am for work and had just finished a 12 hour day
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHA
Tomorrow is the biggest NHL game since Game 7 of the 24 Finals. Buffalo vs Montreal has been an amazing series. I was telling someone earlier that this series has been better than anything NBA has put out the past decade and more probably. Both fanbases are absolutely crisp
>it was 3-0
apparently it's some jewish holiday today
SHALL be buying the starfox 64 remake
>>154660652>helathursday
>>154660652Hughes bros...
>>154660663based
Update order of teams I want to see lift the cupBuffaloCarolinaColoradoAnaheimVegasMontreal
>>154660663Don't buy remakes. Play finnish ice fishing freeware instead.
i hope the knights win the cup :)
What makes Colorado different from other Presidents trophy winners who choked in the first 2 rounds? This team just doesn't seem to have a real weakness Also Dallas would get completely destroyed if they beat Minnesota
>>154660714>Also Dallas would get completely destroyed if they beat Minnesota4th times a charm, right?
>>154660714only played shit teams
>>154660714When the Avs get going they just don’t ease up on the pressure, it’s constant. They could be up 5-0 and they won’t park the bus.
>>154660740Colorado also has better depth than anyone else. Their AHL team has guys that would get minutes on any team but are stuck down in the minors because of how deep the Avs roster is
>>154660470need a 4k video of that new clip of him walking out to sign autographs
just noticed it was 3-1 right until the end
>>154660714>This team just doesn't seem to have a real weaknessThe goaltending obviously. Avs have to shoot twice as many shots to win 4-3
mfw the mildcuck was humbled today
knights elimiknate the duckies tomorrow
Knights became the good guys somehow
>>154660648delete this
>>154660880
>>154660896>fall of the Karlstad wall, colouried
>>154660880They maybe trannies, foids, and numales seething when it was the opposite six months ago. Good guys I say
It’s up
The Avs logo sucks and I'm tired of pretending it doesn't.
>>154660896wally will be signed to a more deserving team for at least quadruple his current yearly salary to be sure.
>>154660929Just like my islanders
>>154660936Nah the Isles logo is cool. WOAT is the Caps though.
someday /hoc/ will finally give my islanders the respect we deserve
Mah fuck em
>wild kraken avs laffs that high>shitcongo that lowkek you know why it's that low
>>154660946i respect them and so does gma: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FJXzpcosi4U
>>154660953The more I look at this the madder I get.
>>154660929The logo itself is so-so, but the colors elevate it to being good.
>>154660946I recognize their past glory but holy hell have they been shit for the past 30 years
>>154660946they should've kept garth snow in charge
>>154660946>deserve zero respect>get zero respect
>>154660989just like my finnish goaltending
>>154660954what a little bitch for crying like that
I love when the winner is a team that already won a few years ago, so exciting
>>154660648>>154660896a swedish goalie has never won the cup, even as a backup
>>154660896>>154660648>>154661016I love the retard behind Wally stick-tapping him like "are u ok"
>>154661016what about an albanian goalie
>>154660946Make the playoffs and we'll talk
>>154661016only because Lehner was robbed
>MUH HOCKEY PLAYOFFS ARE SO HECKING UNPREDICTABLEyet all the division winners are on their way to the conference finals. how do we cope hockeysissies?
>>154661024albanians are very good at stealing so it's weird that they haven't been tried.
>>154661098watch skoda cup simple as
>>154661105they won't give the puck back after making a save
>>154661098>playoff hockey is uh... differentAs always they were wrong, results have been as predicted
>>154661098>stick to the script boys, I've got a lot of money riding on this
for me? it's the Škoda cup
>>154660750The Eagles are in their own playoffs right? I think I read they're either going to the AHL WCF or AHL finals. Combined with DU winning like 10/11 men's hockey championships... Colorado is the ACTUAL state of hockey. I'm joining the CO bandwagon bros. Tie me to a rocket and fly me to Denver
>>154661151gay
>>154661175why would you post a one word description of yourself? what aura are you cultivating?
>>154661222esl begone
>no laffs no oilers>boring playoffshope gary learnt a lesson to not let canadas biggest teams down again
You WILL watch and enjoy the avs-canes final.
>>154661246i still can't fathom why you're speaking to yourself that way and in public
I will not watch an Avs Canes final.
hammerhead shark voiced by sam jackson told the deep's bitch ass he's b& from entering any body of water kek
>>154660397>>154660413a sign of the timesdead board due to bad moderationfew such casesrip /sp/
>trb acting like he isn't a primary cause of /hoc/'s degradation kwarb
>>154660397sad. i was hoping you would given how you sneak in a lot of great artistic motifs in your collages
>>154660397You were never going to make the collage you lying motherfucker.
I'm aiming for your five hole
Colorado’s Brett Kulak has been fined $5,000, the maximum allowable under the CBA, for giving Minnesota the butt-end of their season.
>>154661489
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4Z0uqphAc3s
>>154661425Shark Tale was shit
>>154661528can't you håkans make Volvo great again.
>>154661534and for that reason, i'm out
Shame on Minnesota for not putting up a bigger fight. They had way too much talent to lose in 5.Shame on the NHL for yet another Friday night with no games scheduled. They make sure to have something going every Monday and Tuesday morning at like 1 am but prime time action? Crazy! Fucking clowns
woOAH black gary, bam ba lam woOAH black gary, bam ba lam
the 4 nations, the 4 nations!!!!
i said last night that i'd be tied for 1st in the bracket but i am tied for 2nd!
Wild just need to sign mcdavid this offseason and we’ll be good to go. No big deal
Gary has a pretty cool office
>>154661641good job bro
>>154661651here's my response if you're the mildcuck:fuck off and die immediately you irredeemable piece of shit, I genuinely hope you die instantly, but also slowly and painfully. fuck you. cunt.here's my response if you're a normal person cheering for the wild:you're probably right and who knows, it might happen. he could go anywhere, truly. if he does go to the wild next season, while they still have hughes, they very well may be able to win the cup
>>154661675based
>>154661675Just a regular wild fan. Was mostly joking because we have no 1C but it’s not out of the realm of possibility. Honestly after last night they should just trade Kaprizov for him
>>154661695Based? Based upon what?
>>154661720no milly. no ever kek
>>154661715oh good. and honestly, the wild are strong still next season. and at the deadline, if the oilers are not looking like contenders, mcdavid may well be traded out, and traded out to the wild.
Wild wasn't a bad choice, they did good. Which team should I go for next season? Has to be somewhat of an underdog
>>154661675jeses christ dude what did that one wild fan do to you, you post a lot about him every single day and most of the time out of yhe blue, is ot because Hughes went to Minnesota?
>>154661743The sharks maybe? If you’re going to pick a random team for next season
>>154661744i'm only here 2-3 times per week due to my wagie suffering but yes, whenever the mildcuck is here i hate on him. why? he is the most insufferable cunt i've ever come across in my entire life.
>>154661743year 8 of the yzerplan looks promising!
>>154661743My Nuckies.
*grabs you by the collar and pulls you in*
>>154661743based fernando
>>154661797The sexual energy here is off the charts
>>154661797bedard is clearly playing hard-to-get
Gary Bettman is in control.
>>154661744lurk more
>no day gamesseason is officially over
it would have been kino to see him lift the cup before mcgaykid
>>154662216somebody should edit this so it says 1st nhl season instead of 6th
>>154662216holy shit what a seasonand he didnt win the hart?
>>154662216not really
>>154662216Wasnt he on the panthers when they won the cup the first time?
>>154662216which cup?
>>154662245waived
>>154662245>On 10 February 2025, Puljujärvi opted to continue his career in North America, signing a professional tryout contract to remain in the AHL with the Charlotte Checkers, affiliate to the Florida Panthers.[64] After notching three assists through his first seven games with the Checkers, Puljujärvi was signed to a two-way contract for the remainder of the season with the Florida Panthers. He was then placed on waivers on 5 March.
>>154661755Yeah Sharks is a good contender for my attention
>>154661595Perfect time to go out and have sex and make little jersey buyers
>>154662283he plays in the swiss league now and is over point per game player in a team with many finns so it worked out for him :)
Gary hates Fridays because it's when his indentured goys get to rest for a couple days after work
Just woke up>mild>quitt HughesAll that wheeling and dealing to barely make it farther lmao
>>154662005i have been here since forever fren, through kippers, chambers, lol i trol u and Sean, raffi torrez and so on. these current /hoc/ forced ecelebs are completely irrelevant and lack all personality so i just refuse to acknowledge them and i know that they're just posting about themselves and they themselves are the only ones that care
>>154662398good morning cutie. theres coffee ready you just need to hit the power button and also i left some boiled eggs in the fridge
>not even a full thread for mild eliminated and avs advancing No one cares about that series huh The other games had far more traffic
>>154662440:3 <3
>>154660751Which one?
>>154662440Thanks, but I only like boiled eggs that get marinated and put in ramen
Had to leave after the first but I'm so glad we won Wildbros! One more win and the series' tied!
It’s going to be so funny watching Quinn walk away from the Wild and sign long term with another team just as the Wild traded away their farm to acquire him
he will walk to the debbies and then win the cup that year i guarantee it
Knights play toknight
>>154662647>traded their farmlol
>779 days until McDavid hits free agency>Two more seasons>Oilers are keeping Bowman>Oilers are blaming the coach, againLiterally wtf are they doing? Do they want to waste McDavid?
Knob is going to laffs. CONFIRMED.
https://x.com/i/status/2054894235451846750Cassidy come on down!
>m4ld>m4ld >m4ld >m4ld
whats next for him?
>>154662799 my debbies :)
Minnesota has nothing in their franchise besides two flukey playoff series against Patrick Roy
>>154662647I wouldn't exactly say they traded their entire farm
See you in 2037 for the next playoffs series win Wildbros!
>>154662786/hoc/ asks/hoc/ receives
it was 3-0 and they lost 4-3?
>>154662835>if you lose you win
All the players should mix randomly between teams every season
>>154662995Why didn't Minnesota take an Early© Cashout™?
>>154662799he should go to the skoda cup
if teams dont spend to the cap then the raising cap only benefits the rich teamsyes I am extremely intelligent
>>154663043Every year the players are put into a full draft lottery. League standings determine pick order. 1st gets 1st pick. To balance out the actual rookie draft of lower getting the top prospect. Becomes a league of who can stay on top longest etc
>>154663110Like my leafs
Who’s got the collage of last night?
>>154663134No one made one it seems.Guess the mildfangay is the collage maker.
someone make a collage
>>154663134did the kings or sens get a collage?
when do the world championships start?
Tampa Habs not getting a collage was a serious tragedy
>>154663177No but the mild had a generational collapse last night. Even ruins game 1 can’t compare to that game
>>1546631814 more years
>>154661659I hope a man with his power has a big titty women window cleaner he can leer at during the day.
Sign Knob to a 3 year deal that hasn't even kicked in yet. Fire him. >soilers
>>15466318124 hours an 20 minutes
>>154663187>>154663174/hoc/ needs more OC. We need to take photoshop classes this summer
>>154663210merci mon homme
>>154662216Ruined by the Soilers btwHe was the finnish Slafkovsky
>>154663134>>154663174>>154663177I NEED A FUNNY COLLAGE TO POST ONTO REDDIT
>>154662598Walks over to sign autographs. The social media girls are having a moment with his pants again.
>>154663226the archive exists, go make it yourself
>>154663177no but we got one for boston losing game 1 of the first roundthe team needs autistic fans to get a collage
>>154663247Are Buffalo fans that autistic that they had to celebrate a comeback against a shit team?
>>154663251yeshe is also the fsjal editor
>>154663251>they had to celebrate a comeback against a shit teamdidn't this happen just last night
>>154663261I actually had wild making the finals in my bracket :(
MinnySodaBros.....How could have this happened to us? We've made our mistakes, Life goes on, and now we're fading away......
>>154663309i blame somalians
If the Vegas win tonight they will eliminate the Ducks
>>154663309Leafs central
>>154660750>Their AHL team has guys that would get minutes on any team but are stuck down in the minors because of how deep the Avs roster isThat's a bit too optimistic, for the most part the Avs AHL guys are just that, AHL players. Including Ahcan who barely played last night because he is a midget AHL defenseman.The Colorado Eagles are doing well in the Calder Cup playoffs because they have a deep AHL team, the system (which is based on the Avs) seems to be working and Trent Miner has 4 shutouts in 7 games, but aside from Brindley, Bardakov and TJ Hughes, who they just signed from the University of Michigan, all of these guys would probably struggle to get meaningful minutes in the NHL.
Minnesota is not allowed to win as long as Norm Green is alive
>>154660291I wonder if this guy is still alive
>>154663289why? they didn't have the center or defense depth to make a real run.
>Knoblower firedlollmao
>>154663390I thought aves would be exposed
>>154659790cuckarello breaking his stick kek
>its going to be a Knights/Avs WCF where everything goes into 3OT at leastummmm yeah I'm thinking kino is back on the menu bros
>>154663326Yeah I'm gonna need some numbers to back that up
>>154663416He should have traded for a good goalie I guess. And defenders that play defense.
>>154663322>white hockey players lose>blame SomaliansObsessed
>tfw the only good series (Habs vs Buf) tonightfeels weird man
>>154663446>knights>winning
>>154663446Nah the aves are humiliating marner and sharter hart
>>154663479where in that post did anon say Knights were winning
>>154663416sounds like the laffs have found their new HC!
>>154662758>decline a contract expansionHe's gonna get traded
>>154663260That guy is based! He made an fsjal for my mammoth
>>154663486I suppose they're going to lose their way to the WCF?
>>154663390PK Subban said they had the best D corps of any playoff team
>>154663200needs to hire this lass
FUCK YOU BETMAN YOU KIKE NIGGERIF WE ARENT FIRST PICK FOR THE DRAFT I WILL STOP BUYING TICKETS AND YOU KNOW WHAT THAT MEANS, RIGHT? YEAH, IT MEANS MILLIONS OF OTHER NON WHITES WILL CONTINUE BUYING TICKETS AND MERCH BECAUSE THEY THINK IT MAKES THEM MORE HWITE
How fucked are the Avs if Makar is dead dead
>>154663589He's basically Bouchard at this point in his career.They won't notice a huge difference, might play better defense. 10 less SOG.
Sabies
>>154663519Thought you meant between Knights and AvsKnights could close it out tonight depending how bad the DoPS' rigging affects the game
>>154663589dude where's ma-kar?
>>154663619Finnish goaltending will lead them to the promised land
>>154663619If sabres manage to pull a cup, that would officially make the nucks the worst team in the NHL.
BREAKING NEWS. Knoblauch is fired.
>>154659508Min is more Canadian than American, clearly they'd made their choice (to be lesser)
>>154663589He’s no longer elite but he’s decent. The aves will march on
>>154663630Ukko-Pekka is my mother's coworker's nephew
Flames would've bootyblasted the Avs
bros there's no games on tomorrow...
>>154663649That’s cool
why is everyone acting like knobcuck was the reason the oilers made it back to back?
>>154663639>compares panthers to the bills>ends up like the bills instead and then gets firedkekarooni
>>154659790Kaprizov doing his best McDavid impression
>>154663660If they kept Woody they would have won the cup
AND MARK STUART TOOGET THE FUCK OUT OF MY CHAMPIONSHIP CITY
>>154663662>>154663663did he get fired? kwab
>>154663662because they did it when they hired him but not before
>>154663654At least there’s /iihf/
>>154663654is this true? Source?
yeah no i'm not watching cucklin silverbrini with a "C" on his chest i'm good on that
>>154663654what am I supposed to check during sound check at the concert then
>>154663663has his new contract even started?
2bh its funny how the oilers would rather fire the coach than the GM that destroyed the team with awful trades and free agent signings, also was a-ok with one of his players getting his asshole raped by a coach
>>154663693they will give it to crosby fo sho
next thread should be flames related
>>154663662I’ve never seen him or his coaching staff pull out the whiteboard once during his tenure. Zero plays drawn, 40 minutes of McDrai, and thousands of Inshallahs.
>>154663697No
>>154663663Jen
Crosby wants Celebrini to have the C. He knows that he is the new captain of Canada. He doesnt want Mcdavid to wear the C again
>>154663706This only makes sense if McDouche wanted him gone
>>154663744Drai bootyblasted the coach immediately after the loss, and only then did mcbootycheeks speak up.
>>154663706>also was a-ok with one of his players getting his asshole raped by a coachWut
>>154663744Leon didnt like him and called out the coaching staff
>>154663706Oilers remind me of current Real Madrid, mega corrupt clown show top to bottom, relying on 2-3 players to do everything (also none of those players are leaders except for the ESL Chad German), eternal GM/President, 0 trophies, biggest masochistic fanbase in the world, nonsensical trades, probably a lot of money laundering knowing Canada's current economy, the list goes onThey're both sports clubs/brands at their lowest point ever, it's over for a generation at least
>>154663786They’ll be a glorified AHL team the second McDavid or drai leave
>>154663771>mcbootycheeksimagine typing this
>>154663775When he was the Blackhawks GM he knew that one of his coaches was raping one of their players and didn't do anything about it
>>154663792My Condors will still beat them
>>154663733a lesser man (me) would thank my lucky stars and ride off into retirement
>>154663796ok, captain bootycheeks
we need to kidnap woody and erase his memories
>>154663786>Chad Germanhe's a pussy ass bus rider
>>154663818>>154663818>>154663818New
>>154663545>listening to chimp subban>not taking one glance at the depth chart and realizing how wrong he islmao
>>154663134Why, there was barely 200 posts about the game, most of it wasn't funny
