Why do Americans ruin everything?
>>154661841I think it was that Coldplay muppet tbf.Or some combination of the two.
>>154661841Change the channel Mohammed. Or is there bacon grease all over your remote?
>>154661841You’re gonna be an American and you’re gonna like it. Start looking up superbowl recipe ideas, faggot.
>>154661841Because other countries are reluctant to change things for the current era. We're the kings of entertainment in all forms for a reason, absolutely nothing is sacred and everything is marketable. Maximizing viewership on a global event is more important than highlights and analysis. An extra 10 minutes of halftime resties for the players so Shakira can play "Pon de Replay" is more important than having a match that has the same halftime length as other matches. Nothing's sacred, all there has ever been is money being transacted for goods and services. Stop pretending this isn't gonna make your mom or wife or girlfriend or sister more likely to tune into the match than if it was two countries she doesn't think much about playing against each other.And they did the entire generational spectrum there. Get the Boomers/Latchkeys with Madonna, the Millennials with Shakira and the Zooms with BTS.
I think it isnfsir thst the world cup gets peculiarities from each host.In 2030 everhone will take a nao if the match is at 12 am
>>154662814Nap
>>154662814Your countries just need to learn about halftime entertainment.
>>154661841shit sport, shit "entertainment"ha ha faggot
>>154662844It's music that girls like so girls watch it.There's a reason this is the most male of the "normie" boards
I don't care what you do during the halftime as long as you keep it under 15 minutes
shakira shakira
the only thing that can salvage this world cup is a terrorist attack, a false flag would do as well.
>>154662975Find a better way to cope
that's just proof americans dont care about soccer, they're sending a washed old hag like muhdonna instead of whoever is popular nowadays
>>154663005>whoever is popular nowadaysI think it's more about Pop-culture in a classic sense being kinda dead
I have never been more glad to not care about a sports event in my life.
>>154663033There are people who are currently popular but they cost money and have demands. You get people who were popular a while ago you get the nostalgia crowd and they're willing to do it just to get their face out there in front of millions of people. Remind everyone they exist, boost their streaming numbers and album sales for a few weeks and do a bigger tour this winter.
>>154663075>they cost money and have demands.It's the most viewed event globally you fucking tard - there is not an artist who wouldn't sell their mother to blag a spot.It's the same as Superbowl HT, no-one gets paid for that. Except, this slot would dwarf that, in terms of audience numbers. They could have got anyone to do it, for free. They picked these bland washed ups tho. Because that's how FIFA roll.
>>154663344The big artists don't need more exposure. In my country you can't go to a liquor store without seeing Sabrina Carpenter, why would she need more exposure?
>>154663356>why do I need more famous?Why does Taylor Swift need to keep releasing the same album every year, with a different title - does she need the money?No such thing as 'too much exposure'. It's what fame vampires feed on.
>>154663356Why does Sabrina hang out at liquor stores btw? Sounds like my kind of fun gal.
I'm curious, who would actually satisfy you?I'm realizing I have no idea what kind of music chuds like.
>>154663395>what kind of music chuds like.Burzum, Kanye, Wagner, Kid Rock
>World Cup half-time show
>>154663395Maybe no music show at all and just play the fucking game without turning everything into a grift event for social media clout by copying the Super Bowl? Is this so hard to imagine for terminally attention-starved Arabs in their need for witnessing an event to brag with every 10 minutes?
>>154663413>Kid Rockbawitdaba in the final would be based
>>154663395Speaking personally, the screeching cat perched on your head would be greatly preferable to Madonna. She's probably embalmed by now. Shakira is maybe harmless for this sort of nonsense otherwise, when not exactly adventurous. I'm not sure about BTS but I suspect it's shit not aimed at me. Prince was the only actually good HT show ever, it's a difficult format to overcome.
>>154663448Ok but can you actually answer the question?If you had the power to choose, who would you pick?
>>154663374Fame is particularly awful and the nicest thing you can do to a celebrity is pretend you don't recognize them in my experience.
>>154663395bladee
>>154663526Holy based
>>154663395Nothing will please me because my only feeling is outrage.
>>154663493No, it's a fair question.I'm trying to stick with Murican (because USA!USA!) - otherwise you could just throw Oasis at it - but, struggling. Most of their great live acts are ded, from Hendrix to Nirvana. Prime Lynrd Skynrd and a 15 minute Freebird would be mighty fine as well, no idea what kind of nick the imposters currently touring under that name are in nowadays tho. White Stripes could probably have pulled this gig off, also demised tho. Springsteen maybe.
>>154663631Coldplay is somewhere in there too so you guys got representation. Jack White played a Lions game last year and he wasn't too good anymore.We have good live rock acts coming up, Geese is great and they're doing the up-and-coming roundabout right now. Hell when it comes to 90s-00s Alt Rock acts a lot of them can still put on a good show. But having some guy rock goes against the purpose of the halftime show to bring viewers who would regularly not be in, into the broadcast.If you wanted an accurate regional definition of music in the New York Region through generations you'd have some orgy of Mariah Carey, Billy Joel, the Cast of Wicked, They Might Be Giants, The Strokes, Moby, Jay-Z, Ghostface Killah, Lady Gaga and Bon Jovi and you'd still get Madonna.
>>154663631Jesus, are you like 50+?
>>154663631Nirvana was an overrated live act, go to any dive bar that has punk shows and coke residue on bathroom surfaces and you can see a band that's as good as Nirvana was live for a few bucks
>>154663395I wanna watch football not faggy pop garbage and a geriatric fuck still thinking she's been relevant at any point in the last 30 years.
>>154663939Yeah, and you're gonna watch football, but some people want to watch faggy pop garbage and they're the exact people who would casually watch football with someone to see it. Do Europeans just have trouble understanding marketing and maximizing viewers or do they just jerk themselves off on legacy?
>>154663971I'm not gonna watch it because fuck your retarded country, president and FIFA and fuck this retarded tournament. 2 billion people already watch the world cup, you don't need fucking Madonna to cash in on what, the old folks home demographic? They are already watching you dumb fuck. Do you have trouble understanding anything with that head full of saturated fat you stupid shit?
can anyone explain everyone's obsession with the plastic gook boy band?
>>154663989Why have 2 billion when you can have 3 billion? Why don't you ask that question? Only New Amsterdam dares ask. The only reason you're boycotting the world cup is because the Netherlands are particularly shit this time around and you don't want to bother. You probably don't like change because you're autistic, it's probably why you're a grown man who likes Spongebob.
>>154663395
Madonna in 2026 kek
>>154662893Get ready for 15 mins of adverts on each side of a 30 minute ‘performance’
this will be the year madonna stops groping much younger stars and starlets onstage to varying degrees of awkward discomfort on their part. I can feel it in my bones
I thought this was a genshit thread at first and wondered what it was doing on sp
>>154661841More like OL MADDONE!
>>154662844Peaked with bad bunny and krud rock.This shit should get boo'd but expecting nothing but claps in metlife. Couldn't they just do it after the game? Lift cup, celebrate and then do your little show.
>>154661841Americans hate the American Super Bowl half time show, so we just change the channel or we simply leave the room for thirty minutes. You aren't forced to watch the half time show, Hansel.
>>154666122Nonsense, viewership goes up during half time show and the ads. Only a handful of fans watch the game itself.
Still the best at a football game https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Q91hydQRGyM
>>154661841It's part of American sports culture, just like vuvuzelas were part of South African sports cultureQuirks like these can make each World Cup uniquely tied to its host country :^)
>>154663395You're mom
>>154663395Primus would be kino, if we're going for acts that have been around for decades
>>154661841Isn't Majewnna like 70 years old? Grandma will collapse mid-performance
>>154666966Why opt for mature but sultry class like Jamie Lee Curtis when you can strapped to a bar so you don't collapse while gyrating your cadaverous hips in a grotesque and keenly geriatric mockery of youth lost long ago?
>>154663395Lil sis Nora.
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH EAT SHIT FOREIGNERS
>>154661841Ado mogs Shakira so hard is not even close. And Madonna is still alive?
