Previous >>154659367
My Os got a day off
>>154663481I like Chicago hot dogs
>Meanwhile on 1926 /mlb/
>>154663481quite uncivilized!
>>154663512>gaybe pooth >the great hambino>the sultan of cock
>>154663498My Bravies getting the prime time slot again I see.
>>1546635122 FORTHWITH.
>>154663498What the fuck is wrong with Manfred?
>>154663512>>154663529Babe was an overrated lardass. We'll win a championship very soon and show we don't need him
gm
>>154663512>Connie Mack is sleeping in the dugout againPhillie bros, this is going to be a long season
>>154663498>castillo
>>154663549Probably all youre going to get. The window on the Yankees is closing fast
Just got word that the official stance of mleb for condiments on hot dogs is that mustard is allowed but ketchup is banned. Good to get confirmation at least.
>>154663608What about mayonnaise?
>>154663611there is still time to delete this
>>154663611Paco fingers typed this post
>>154663608For me it’s mustard, cream cheese and sautéed onions
>>154663512I'm a cubs lass, a real cubs lass
>>154663512Find ‘nuff said mcgreevy
Justin Wrobleski > Shohei Ohtani > Yoshinobu Yamamoto > Tyler Glasnow > Emmet Sheehan > Roki Sasaki.In that order I hope Ben Copernicus or whatever his surname is gets better soon he should replace Roki
>>154663611kek doyerpacos
scrubbies KEK
>>154663512has any soul ever chortled at this
>>154663512Why are my umpies the best dressed sports officials in the game?>nba refs look like dorks>nfl refs look like mega dorks with their short pants and gay zebra shirts >soccer refs wear an entire ass mock jersey and shorts like they wish they could play
>>154663653bogchae looking rough
>>154663512Haha oh I am chortling at this
>>154663611Yes, mayonnaise is a drink.
>>154663784I don’t care for kewpie mayo
>ERA: 0.97APOLOGIZE
M's bros why aren't they biting the bullet and announcing Cal to the IL? Pereda was just called up again so are they really going to option one of the bullpen arms just to stay in denial?
>>154663855does she have Down’s syndrome?
>>154663599He's just got to have one good game and /we/ can move him to the Bronx.
>>154663826So, which brand of mayonnaise do you like best?Mine is overwhelmingly Kewpie Mayonnaise.My second favorite is probably Ajinomoto Pure Select.
>>154663880my senior year of HS I smoked some weed w/ the boys during one of my few hour breaks in between classes. And when I came back to the school the cool history teacher pulled me over to the side and asked me if I had been smoking. I of course told him no, and he responded with "well you got them chinky eyes going anon". In retrospect he was probably hoping I could hook him up with a dealer.
>>154663905Kewpie Mayo has a weird flavor to it that I just don’t like. My gf bought it at a specialty store once. I usually just buy Hellmans or “Best Foods” as the west coasties call it.
>>154663949It looks delicious! I'd love to buy it, but it's about three times the price of mayonnaise from Japanese manufacturers.I'd like to buy it if I had the money.
Cal Raleigh (right oblique strain) is headed to the IL for the first time in his career.>t. Bunbunmaru Sports>>154663905Chosen Foods brand avocado oil mayo because it doesn't contain any basedbean oil. A lot of "avocado oil" mayo brands still use basedbean oil in the ingredients.
I can’t believe I forgot what an unbelievably gigantic faggot Junior Valentine was.
>dodgers lose>Cubs loseLol braves win we're the best team in baseball and still only at 75% power
For me, it's this
>>154664033>>154664056Thank you, I didn't know there were so many different kinds of mayonnaise in America.
>>154663882I am once again asking for a Castillo-Sasaki tradeWhat do the doyerpacos itt think of that offer?
>>154664102Don’t you ever get bored of this
>>154663880>never seen a girl w/o make upFound the virgin
>>154664110Gotta be a bot it’s been years of this same shit
>>154664082tbqh cash considerations would be fine, he's expensive and /we/ already have 5 good starters, roki would be awesome for the pen but it'll never happen :(
duke's chad checking in
>>154664206Dukes is good too.
>>154664219consumerist treatlerism
>The Mariners have traded LHP José Suarez to the Athletics in exchange for cash considerations.
How many more weeks until your team has 30 wins, /mlb/?
>>15466422720 at this rate
>>154664219Is there anything Tillamook can't do?
>Duke's Soinonnaise
Sox hit .500 again for the first time since 2022 and the fanbase is celebratingreally hope its not the only thing to celebrate as the high point of this season thoughwell this and when Roch gets drafted
My tigers' season is over in May and you're giggling hysterically...
>>154664236not get mogged into oblivion by cabot
>>154664227It's been like 8 weeks and they are only at 18, so if we're lucky they will hit 30 wins by July.
>>154664227>>.500>1-8Whoa, the stankees really were frauds all along. Of course Rayskings knew this since the sweep.
>>154664227That mets record against teams greater than .500
>>154664245Paying Framber instead of getting some bats was a bad move.
>>154664245it's tough for me as a new tigers fan
>>154664313Yankees is worse kek
>>154663481Coward! Let the bubblegum take an at bat against you and watch it take you 440 feet to center!1!1
>>154664324We need bats badly but imagine this rotation right now without Framber. He's been great outside of one meltdown
>>154664236Idk I have never once seen the butternaise irl so I’m starting to think it was just a meme
>>154664239>Sneedbean oildukesbros.. why didn't you tell me.. no wonder i started having urges to become a cubs fan since I started eating this
>muh snoybean oil
>>154664349keeeek this cubs fans are all onions boy beta cuck NPCs (and troons)
Who sux are about to be taken down a peg after this weekend.
>>154664358>>154664349It's bad for you.
One Michigan resident could beat 100 dodger Mexicans
>>154664365>peg
>>154664378post physique pothead shrimpy bitch. i could snap your twink neck and fuck my ass while im at it
>>154664360Truth hurts...
>>154664378>women doctors
>>154664245>>154664328sorry new tiger frens but we need more wins for the miracle comeback tour
>>154664381this
>>154664381what a weird thing to simp for
>>154664389well.... this is me
my reaction to that information
>>154664411I’m from Michigan (Windsor)
Michigan can't even keep the muzzies from taking over pipe down lil fella
>>154664416I'm probably wondering how you got yourself into that mess
do you think you would get sick of eating salmon if you lived in alaska?
>>154664445yes probably.
if I was an umpie I would call every single runner out who signaled "safe" as they touched first base
>>154664227It is genuinely regrettable the Reds were doing very well the first 2 months and have gone downhill the past 2 weeks through dogshit performances like 17-7 vs the Pirates and bad luck like yesterday with fan interferance
Sessachads how we feeling today?
would be great if McLean decides today is the day to induce grounders instead of average 18 pitches an inning
>>154664416ok I see
>>154664512not locating the fastball so far -_-
>>154664528yeah, hanging the breaking stuff as well
>>154664512>no run support Nolan
how is McLean's stuff simultaneously filthy and unable to challenge hitters in the zone without them getting wood on the ball?
>workman>does work, man
>>154664556that was just a bad pitch
i'm sorry mets bros I literally cursed you, first pitch I watched was a 3 run HR
>>154664556even before Workman. he lives outside the zone, batters don't chase as much as they should, don't whiff as much as they should, and he can't seem to put them away when challenging them inside
>>154664585meant for >>154664565
someone requested george bensonhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=F1uSZnlPsvg
for me it's https://youtube.com/watch?v=l7yzmJ9Ls7Y
>>154664595for me it's footin' ithttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=P3TjJby083g
>>154664556It’s the Met effect. Devin, McLean, and soon Camillo Doval.
>>154664604wtf he literally says JINTS and spells it out
>a bunch of fat retarded goblinas screaming at a routine soto flyout
Is this a replay of yesterday? Why are the mets already losing?
>1 inning Nolan
>>154664658shut up anon
Nolan is based by giving up runs because he’s actually challenging the Met lineup to score more than 1-2 runs per game.
>>154664623good 1
connections is so free today I got it in like 2 min without a single missed connection
Why is there an albino orangutan pitching in queens?
>>154664649THE Gage Workman stepped to the plate
how did alvarez hit the il on a routine swing
I'm watching my Mets and doing some comfy Organic Chemistry prep ahead of my summer class (starts in 12 days).
>>154664704The team is very unauthentic.
>>154664710eslspie...
>>154664704Because he approaches every pitch like it's a pinata at his sister's quinceanera
>>154664704same way soto, polanco and lindor didwe are a snakebitten team where routine shit turns into the most retarded outcomesdid you see how vientos turned a simple 3U into a comedy
ewings dad is behind home plate today
Nobody knows Ewing Sr., nobody cares for Ewing Sr.
THERES NO FUCKING WAY
note to baty: if you get 4 balls its a walk
>>154664712unathletic*
>>154664739from your lips...
Nice walk Brett
>>154664719didnt soto get hit by a ball? yes i saw that play, he actually made a nice play last night, i forget if they turned the double on it
why are the doyers such a shit team
>>154664755he fouled one directly into his ankle, DHing today.
What happened to the mets I just turned it on and it's only the second inning!?
>>154664755doesn't help when Soto drops to one knee half the time he takes a big cut. the ball's gonna find you when you're swinging out of your shoes and kneeling like an idiot
a SIMINIAN double play!
We really do not drive the ball at all. We don't hit HR's, don't hit for extra bases, and too much balls hit on the ground.
>>154664769God punishes the wicked. The Mets are a greedy and prideful team.
Are there any good baseball podcasts that aren’t WFAN tier? I’ve tried listening to the Mets Baseball Prospectus one and they spent all last episode crying about how everyone’s being mean to David Stearns. Need a middle ground between WFAN tards and analytics homos
>>154664785Yankees Unloaded with Gary Sheffield Jr
>>154664785>Are there any good baseball podcastsno.
Imagine
Dragons
>>154664826all the ass
SIC EM AJ!!
BIG LEAGUE EW!
GET EM AJFIRST OF MANY FOR MY BOY
based tbqh
McLean, Scott, Benge, Ewing is such a great core, bros. I can't wait for Elian and Wandy to come up. And I pray one of Clifford & Reimer works out. And hopefully two of Tong, Wenninger and Santucci. We could have a wonderful homegrown team in a few years.
>>154664874>Wenningerwe will be watching his career with great interest
>>154664785baseball hut
>>154664887does nobody out baseball the hut?
>>154664882apparently the guys in the farm think he still has work to do on his fastball before he's ready to come up. I guess it's considered a pretty flat pitchalso whatever happened to Thornton? is he still relevant?
uhhhh
That was retarded gage. Even if you're safe
either way tigers can't lose 2/3 to the mets and expect to contend with the AL powerhouses
>>154664595they're playing it on the radio right nowhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=F1uSZnlPsvg
damn he's gonna be safe
why the fuck didn't Baty just smack the glove into his face
What type of pillows should I buy?
still hate this retard even if this one goes the mets way
>>154664916It's just about surviving until the injury list shrinks
>>154664899Wenninger looks more in line with David Peterson and Tylor Megill than he does McLean and Scott. His fastball’s not going to translate well against big boy hitters. Literally everyone else in the Mets farm (assume Ewing doesn’t count) sucks except for Elian Pena who’s like 12.
>>154664916>AL powerhouses
did workman just get ejected??
>>154663512You know what I was wondering the other day. This was before stadium lights, so all games were scheduled - at the latest - at a time where they could get through nine innings before dusk. What kind of NEET assholes were watching these 2PM games in the middle of the work week?
>>154664948AJ did
UMPKINO
Why are they like this?
Umps have been swinging their dicks around in this series
Umpies are retaliating against Hinch flr the Boston game oof
holy kek alphonso marquez is a literal retard and I say this as a mets fan
>>154664924becausehttps://www.youtube.com/watch/Im8cUyiNBOQ
>>154664937Wandy Asigen is rated by some scouts higher than Pena. Reimer has potential. Tong's issue is control, he could at least be a reliever. Don't write everything in stone. Baseball always surprises us.
>>154664952that's a good point, wasn't the average work day back then 10-12 hours as well. It's must have been kids and wealthy socialites
twinsies with the nobletigeragainst a pitcher that throws in the zone 30% of the time
>>154664891he also has a channel called baseball hut 2 which is general mlb talk
>>154664981>Wandy Asigen is rated by some scouts higher than Pena.I can’t bring myself to be excited about a 16 year old who hasn’t played a single minor league game.
>POODRES
>>154664982wfh chadwicks ate
yes...YES!!!
BATY!!
BATY BOMBS
A BIG POODRE DUMP IN PROGRESS
MASTER BATY>>154664980apologize nerd
>5 hits/3 runs>2 hits/3 runs
>this is the last thing that baseball saw
>>154664952https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uiVVbYK9HXw
no...NO!!!
nice play that
McGonigle is sick. Tigers are real lucky to have him
>>154663512All these greatest generationcels calling Babe Ruth the swellest ballplayer to ever play is proof that baseball is dying. Sure he’s got some dastardly pop on that bat of his, but he strikes out more than any sorry negro leaguer would. Now Rogers Hornsby on the other hand, that’s a ballplayer these kids should be looking up to. He’s gonna end as one of the greats, like Ol’ Sidearm McNally and Duncey McGee.
i know everything worked out yesterday, but i still think ohtani should be hitting whrn he pitches>angels used to rest him on days before and after startswas insane to me
imagine being alive to see a player like Willie Mays. would put Ohtani to shameimagine having a Willie Mays on your team. goddamn
>call is...overturned
Check this ump's fanduel account
NUUUUUUUKE RALEY
>>154665131The Angels managed to have him hit and pitch well for multiple seasonsdoyers haven't managed that once So maybe it wasn't so insane
>>154665153Willie Mays only hit meaningful home runsOhtani and Judge hit garbage time slop when the score is 9-1 in the 8th
RALEYBOMB>RALEYBOMBRALEYBOMB>RALEYBOMBRALEYBOMB>RALEYBOMBRALEYBOMB>RALEYBOMBRALEYBOMB>RALEYBOMBRALEYBOMB>RALEYBOMBRALEYBOMB>RALEYBOMBRALEYBOMB>RALEYBOMBRALEYBOMB>RALEYBOMBRALEYBOMB>RALEYBOMBRALEYBOMB>RALEYBOMB
Why is Wenceel Perez on a major league roster?
The Mariners are gonna sell at the deadline right? Which of their pitchers are decent?
>>154665216>trader jerry>sell
>>1546652162 years ago they had the best young staff in baseball, seems like only Woo is still elite.
>>154665203>mest trying to claim mays as their own shitty ass franchise
>>154665216Woo is good that's it
>>154665216Castillo, your club needs him
>>154665216>>154665226Seething pooston pacos kek
>>154665216Alcantara, Meyer and Junk are worth looking at. Sandy is a proven workhorsegood bullpen too
>>154665153Imagine witnessing the debut and meteoric rise of this ultimate 5-tool player, and then seeing Hank Aaron break through shortly thereafter, and not considering the negro leagues to be part of the “major leagues” for another 65 years.
Ten minutes into the game and the genny is already malding at my MarinersLFG
>>154665252insane! Bob Gibson too
>>154665260They just can’t help themselves
>>154665234his son comes to games every year, he threw out the first pitch today... why does my mets make ya seethe?
P O O D R E S K E KOODRESKEK
>>154665263Bob Gibson never played in the negro leagues but still.Interesting how all these black players joined MLB teams in the late 40s and early 50s and made immediate impacts…
DFA Castillo this is absurd.
attabenge
is based bengie turning the corner?
fucking dammit bengie kek
Canning fucking sucks
umps getting gaped today
>why does my mets make ya seethe?KEK LMAO
>>154665291my mistake, I think I confused him for Satchel Paige. this is such a cool list
Canning? More like Packing! Pack watch!
Castillo is going to end the season with more walks than innings pitched kekPlease launch this shitter into the sun, and handcuff Rivas to you him while you’re at it
mets/tiggies game has been a circus act so far for the umpy dumpies
>>154665301he's been hitting over .300 with an OPS around or above .800 in Mayapparently Matt Holliday fucked up his swing and he's now getting back to where he used to be. you can see he's pulling the ball a lot more whereas before he seemed focused on exclusively slapping the ball oppo field
Mets and Mariners both make the genny seethe whether they win or lose.MDS is real.
>>154665339*series
my poodres....
>>154665333
>>154665344>MDS?
>>154665330My Braves are gaping these frauds
>>154665332>heavy johnson not on the listyikes
>>154665332>Walter “Buck” Leonard>Buck
a SOTONIAN go-ahead RBI single
>>154665320Making umpies verbally atone for their mistakes in front of tens of thousands of people on a daily basis is undoubtedly the most based thing Manfred’s ever done. Makes up for at least a bit of shit he’s shoveled down our throats over the years
>>154665344True
based Soto
>>154665364that's an elite name lol
>lossing to the mest
VIENTGOAT!
BASED METSWE'RE GONNA SWEEP BROS!
LETS FUCKING GO. SOTO INTO SWAGGY V BOMB. Offense is finally offensing lately
>Detoilet
if the mets trip ass backwards into the wildcard after this start it would be incredibly funny
the mets are scorchingly hot right now
>/mlb/ unironically seething at the Mets pulling their heads out of their asses and turning into a .500 teamI can tell you all were picked last in gym class and didn't go to prom
Tigahbros we can't catch a break
>pull montero mid inning at 70 pitches>his replacement immediately gives up 3 runswhat are we doing here
don't worry, youre up against the mets of the AL next so you have another chance
>>154665423Who doesn't go to prom?
>>154665421The mets always do better when everyone has already concluded they're complete dogshitIf the expectations are ever higher than that, they fold
figures that McLean might win a game in his worst start of the season
>>154665332>The Black Babe Ruth>The Black Ty Cobb>The Black Lou GehrigIt’s a little depressing to consider that these guys were never on a grand enough stage to forge their own journeys and become “benchmark players” themselves
>not losing every game is like winning 10 world series to metrosexual fanatics
>>154665455>pitch like shit>get run supporthe's gotta get it together tho or the tigers could easily win this game.
>>154665476Please fuck my ass bravesbrah
>>154665476go get some sunlearn to make eye contacttouch a fertile woman not related to you by blood
>>154665424white bengal tigers are so sick
>>154665473Super gay post. they played a sport invented by white people in a country founded by white people. they should be grateful they even got an opportunity and didn’t spend their life in some shithole african village.
>>154665506calm down timmy stormfront larping is a chud activity
>>154665476This one really got em malding kek
damn we were talking about baseball just 5 minutes ago...
>>154665506trvke negro obsessed redditors gtfo
me I'm just happy that mclean got through six, and has gas in the tank for another inning.
>>154665506I’m black and I agree with this post
based ump
shohei shotani
there are six baseball games on rn btwnot sure if you guys noticed.
>>154665542I almost want to turn it over to the bullpen but I guess it's most important that he guts through 7 on a night he doesn't have control of the ball. it'll be a big confidence boost for him
pooston lastros KEK
>>154665551>>154665554>>154665559no one cares doyerpacos
>Ron Darling talking about gaijin on the air
FLYOVER TRIPLE
>>154665548I'm white and I disagree with this post
I'm peff jassan and I approve this message
>>154665548>>154665597I'm 5'2 and Asian and post on reddit.
sic 'em aj!!
BIGLEAGUEEW
Attaewing
>>154665604Sorry about reddit doxxing you
>>154665565Does ANYBODY in this thread besides me actually speak english as their first language? Why the fuck would a doyerpaco be talking about the pooston lastros? Why does everyone reply to posts about the Mets as if they’re about the Mariners and vice versa? I feel like I’m going FUCKING insane
>>154665622sorry...
>>154665622you whine like a woman and type like a chud
I am so sorry everyone
>>154665597You need to sit your white ass down and listen.
>>154665590>HawaiianSo he's quarter Japanese?
>>154665622I can't do anything right...
>>154665631KEK true
Attabunt senger
>>154665632I forgive you.
SQUEEZE 'EM!
SMALLBALL NEVER DIE
>>154665631I am a chud woman. Your post makes me feel seen.
anyone got bunt chads rise up frog?
guys I was at the game last night that was fucking awesomeDylan Cease is a top tier rapist
Mets sweeped that series.
good wood on that ball Car
>>154665668jinxspie...
>>154663754agreed, it's pure sovl
>>154665656
No one can hit with RISP
>>154665683look at him go!
>>154664952>NEET assholesyou will choose your words more carefully when speaking of neet nobility, wagie scum
Bryan Woo to the Mets in exchange for Jonah Tong and Francisco Alvarezwho says no?
Guys, I'm sorry. I'm having a bad day and didn't mean to say that. Once again, I'm very sorry
>>154665684A Mariners tradition unlike any other
poodrepacos seething kek
>>154665332Haven’t most people realized by now that these negro league numbers are just made up? It was literally “da white man says Babe Ruth hit 700 homers so my nigga Josh Gibson hit… 800”
no one cares doyerpaco
a little forgiveness today
everyone cares dodgerchad
>>154665708>says the skinnyfat weeb who got doctor's notes for gym class and made his online identity posting asian women who don't know he exists
>doyerchang gets doxxed>PRRRT posting down to a grinding haltkek
>>154665702my bad forgot to point to my post>>154665668
>hit the first batter at 84 pitchesT_T
my Mets are only 12.5 games back, they could still win this division. the season is still young and we're firing on all cylinders.
>>154665708They know it but they don’t care. negroes and their simps have no shame
>>154665753metsiners world series 2026
>>154665423ayo this nigga peaked in high school and he proud of it
>>154665768This, It's only May. There's a long season to go and don't forget the trade deadline. Mets could offer up a package for a big player
>>154665746>Forgot to link his postGoddammit anon get your head in the game. It's May, you can't be making those mistakes anymore
>>154665767>>154665708
sit the FUCK down!!!
>>154665772nah but i know y'all neets ain't going to college or holding down a job so no need to go there
give this anon >>154665558 a job on the coaching staff
>>154665795he screamed after punching out McGonigle. that's what triumph in the face of adversity feels like. hopefully he carries over that energy into his next startit feels like the Mets are going through a vibe shift :)
>>154665735i agree with him and i was always picked first. there was this duo who thought they were so hot and were "only available as a package," but i took 'em down each time, baby
>>154665773which player?
Reds!
>>154665735I fucked her, actually
a SOTONIAN garbage time home run!
Yordan is going to look real good in a Mariners uniform
>>154665788it's just a very telling life experience to choose to flex, is all anonit says a lot about you despite your cope
>>154665815my gym football team traded me one to the other team one time in junior year and i dropped like 3 touchdowns on them as a WR in an elimination game
>>154665830line goes up
>>154665839gotta meet you dorks on your level that's allgo have some chicken tikka masala. you'll feel better
GARVED>GARVEDGARVED>GARVEDGARVED>GARVEDGARVED>GARVEDGARVED>GARVEDGARVED>GARVEDGARVED>GARVEDGARVED>GARVEDGARVED>GARVEDGARVED>GARVED
Thoughts?
the first person to invent a filter for idiots arguing on fourchannel is going to be a hundred-thousandaire
>>154665863classic promising team controlled player for a proven all star vet move. hope it works out for both teams
>>154665857He’s GARVING up the astros
>>154665708Kek it’s like when Pele’s goal record “magically” increases whenever Ronaldo gets close to itWhatever. Black power I guess.
>>154665863I see the Jazz market is heating up already
>>154665852>gotta meet you dorks on your level that's allyou don't though, you chose to do that and that's how you chose to do itby flexing going to prom>>154665871you can do that on reddit
>>154665879I bet they have better baseball discussion
>>154665863And there it is
>>154665879it's not a flex. it's a minimum life experience. that's the point rajesh. you only think it's a flex because you couldn't do the bare needful
>>154665876Coward
>>154665876we need Wes Montgomery
>>154665863>>154665872>Boston going into full rebuild mode while Pittsburgh makes a pushSolid move on both parts
>>154665876Use your real username instead of an alt when you post this
>>154665863“O’Neil Cruz was traded for Ceddanne Rafaela” would’ve sufficed but ok
>>154665895>you only think it's a flex because you couldn't do the bare needfulyou only brought it up because it's the one thing you are capable of bringing up, which is incredible, because you're on the internet and could've just liedand yes it is an attempted flex, you tried flexing prom. that was the only purpose of your post. to place yourself above others for having experienced "a minimum life experience"congratulations bro you're a man now
>>154665921For me, it's Thelonius Monk
>>154665938swing and a misswatch less criminal minds and focus more on becoming a functional human
>every game is a blowout slurper
>the reds beat the nationals 15-1 I don't think a single post was made about that game
>>154665954you even realized what you are doing is pathetic and tried to backpedal by pretending you weren't doing the pathetic thing you are literally doing
>>154665970>so detached from reality that he thinks 80s movies about jocks peaking in high school is realityyou're truly an idiot anon. it's sad how behind you arehttps://www.youtube.com/shorts/nj5VHeWLn9o
>>154665960>day game>Reds v GnatsI think there's maybe one of each for both of those teams that psots here
>>154665990well at least we had 35 posts arguing about prom or something
>>154665986>>154665986why did you quote what you are doing as if I said it?only such a retard would attempt flexing going to prom in the first place
CHICAGO AND NY SUCK!
Semian gave that one a blast
>>154666010That's an improvement over the doyerpaco spam
>>154666012because you're fixated on prom even though i also mentioned athletics >>154665423it tells me you've never been touched by a woman and that's why you're madalso>canadian saying this nigga100% a 5'6 indian with moobs
Was driving butGARVER FUCKS YAalso brendan flyover is a home run away from the cycle
>>154666035>because you've fixated on the retarded shit I postedalright bro, you're somalian tier retarded and that tracks for all your postsI am not mad, I played high school sports, I went to prom. The reason I'm calling you a loser is because you are one, that represents the pinnacle of your life achievement and just understand that it's transparently obvious what and why you are every time you speak
How do we fix the Astros?
>the skubalscopethey just said skubal had some kind of new bone chip surgery that said he might have a shorter timeline? sciencebros?
just popped by to say LET’S FUCKING GO METShave a nice day lads x
>>154666083sure deepak sure
>>154666091Move them to SLC
>>154666107probably just bait from his agent trying to get somebody to trade for him at the deadline + sign him to a huge contract
>>154666127Mets will take him for the 2nd half surge
Unstoppable force vs immovable object
>back to back bad canning outingsno....
>>154666127it was the sny broadcast, they said they used a new tool that is less invasive. apparently they named it after your wiener too lel.
>>154666173Ah Yep future Met
>>154665921https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=D22hRKNwGvU
>>154665863shittsburg got fleeced here, joe is injury prone as fuck
>>154666091Fans need to be nicer
THATS MY WAIVER WIRE PICKUP!
>Mets first sweep of 2026well, better late than never I guessgg Tiggies, I hope your injury woes improve
gg tigers. i think misaki is good luck.
>>154666251kys
>>154666251mark my words, when decoy dies, the dodgers will make him their mascot and we'll see some guy in a decoy fursuit in uniqlo field
>>154666283there is almost zero chance there hasn't already been one
>>154666297but I mean officially. like they'll make an official one of decoy in a dodger uniform and he'll be the new mascot
Cole Young btw :)
Usually we got like thirty Marinerfags in here surely they don't just come on here to doompost
>>154666313neither ohtani or decoy will fuck you faggot
>>154666341this was an attack
Are Misaki, the Mets fan, and the K-pop poster the same person?
>>154666091Move them to Nashville
Best ERA+ in modern era(min. 100 starts): Clayton Kershaw 154 (hit 1 HR)Pedro Martínez 154 (hit 0 HR)Jacob deGrom 151 (hit 3 HR)Shohei Ohtani 150 (hit 287 HR)
>>154666341yer outta here for that one!
lol
>>154666252LMAO BASED YOUNG GIRLS SHITTING ON ROASTIE
>>154666435where's Machado?
>>154666404Ohtani needs to get humbled and Manfred needs to stop scripting these games because they need something to jerk him off over because he's a shitty hitter again
>>154666404we'll see if it lasts
>>154666404>>154666435amazing
>FUCK
>>154666435>Miguel VargasWHATWHAT THE FUCK?
are they going to give Ohtranny the Cy Young just because he wants it?
I don't think Canning is ready for the big league yet send him to El paso
>>154666486uh yeah
>>154666486manfred is feeding him new secret gyroscopic balls
kek poodres
who getting gaped with double satantic digits?
>>154666493do the chihuahuas have anyone worth stealing right now?
>>154666107Source: his agent Scott Boras
>>154666435I'm glad Miguel Vargas is feeling better.
Pile of shit gets run support and still can't go 6.
>>154666404>min. 100 startsohtani doesn't have a 100 starts
This is a YHWH fearing genny
>>154666435you know what? BASED oaky
>>154666531his smile and optimism: restored
>>154666536>107LMAO
>>154666547yes
>>154666484>>154666531What happened?
>>154666517nanoneedle fucks ya
>>154666666D:
>>154666580ooooo someone gonna git it
>>154666548He was an opener in some of thosehe does not have 100 actual SP starts
>>154666547>>154666435>man this sucks I used to be on a good team and now I got traded to a shitter team>wait>im on the shitter team so if I play well it helps makes them better>well look at that, it worked>who would have guessed?
Where's Tommy Edman these days?
>>154666648IL
>>154663512beating the giants is like winning the world series for dodga wops kek
the .600 club
>>154666632actually it's because Murakami allows him to dream
>wake up>poodres getting gapedoh kek
daaaaaa stankees lose!
>>154666632Counterpoint: Angels with Ohtani and Trout
>waldronwhat the hell, he should be in El Paso after these last few shameful displays!
>>154666688uhhh that myth got debunked
berds tie it
>>154666720>1-1the most dangerous tie
>>154666720untie it
>>154666319Ugh he’s so handsome…
it caused a lot of seethe that i pointed out that Trout was injured a lot so he and ohtani didn't play much together
>>154666763Mariners make ya swoon?
>>154666712qrd?
Poodres either get blown out or have a miraculous come back in the 8th or 9th. This should average itself out to losing all of their games by a few runs in the near future.
>>154666781Stupid sexy mariners
>>154666775Yes facts do usually tend to make idiots seethe
>>154666781
>>154666794Louder for anons in the back!
frogniggas we really out here
>>154666662Braves about to move into the 700 club. We full Evangelical now.
>>154666790actually, it will average out to winning 90+ games somehow
>>154666813He's been good, I remember him now.
>>154666819but Dane told me it was only a season and a half
>>15466683090+ wins with a -60 run differential
>>154666741walker unties it
Why is the entire American League fucking ass this year/
>>154666838only the first one matters
jp rbidoubleford :)
>>154666837It was almost 3 entire seasons and they never sniffed the playoffs. It’s not great when they played six seasons together. But they were never even competitive. They came in fourth place every year except once when they came in third lmao.
oldP got a bit of life left in him
>>1546668621 win in the playoffs?
>>154666850Thank you.
berds are booming
grogu Burger King menu :O
The only Troutani season are 2018 and 2022that's itno one cares if they played 40 games together in a season where Trout got injuredif you count that you might as well count spring training games
>>154666898this is a mcdonalds genny
>>154666898Burger King is the worst fucking trash fast food there is
>>154666902>Troutanismile because it happened
>>154666911*whataburger genny
>>154666819dishonest. It's not taking a lot of factors into affect.
brew crew?
i wonder why the angels are so bad at keeping their players healthy. maybe that's why they're always so bad every year
>>154666916Burger King is good now
>>154666911he based
>>154666924like?
GIVE SONG BACK!
>>154666917yesI also got to witness ohtani as a 2 way star
at least it wasn't a shutout. the vedder cup will be a more fun series
>>154666955who will you give us in exchange?
Luke Raley currently has a .931 OPS and is on pace for 40 home runs
Got the dub despite another closer shitting the bed.
>>154666978The mariners would have won the World Series last year if we had this version of luke
STOP PITCHING TO YORDAN YOU GODDAMN MORONS
>>154666988Why does egg like the broors?
>poodres
dubs and the mariners blow it
>>154667018Surely my M's can't blow a 9th inning lead of 5 runs.
>>154667004Cuz shes blue and yellow.
any newers?
>>154666988>closer shitting the bedFuck who?
any nuers?
o I need a nu
>>154667054I'm a nu bru cru fan
Probably last comment before nu so no one will know that I sucked my first cock last weekend. I see a dominatrix and she had me suck a mans cock. Jerked off to it today again
>>154666666Who has been cursed
>>154666667I got half an erection today
>>154667064go cubs go!
>>154667064Chop on, brotha!
>>154667064o_O
>>154667064im a cubbies girl btw :)
>>154667064We really need a nu
>>154667051Fitzpatrick
nu>>154666666>>154666666
>>154667064>she had me suck a mans cockyou should just cut out the middle man and become a gay man
>>154667089No we don’t
>>154667064btw anons coming to chicago can get the same treatment just hit me up on the 'cord
>>154667094Wouldn’t that be the middle woman in that case?
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