Magic carpet ride edition NRL>GAME 1Cronulla Sharks v Canterbury Bulldogs6:00pm AEST on Fox and KayoSuncorp Stadium1.52-2.55>The Sharks and Bulldogs open Magic Round on Friday evening, with both sides desperate to arrest mid-season slumps and climb back towards the top eight. The Sharks suffered a disappointing 12-36 loss to the Rabbitohs last week. Their form has been inconsistent, and they will look to regain defensive focus. The Bulldogs are in the doldrums following a 12-44 massacre at the hands of the Dolphins last week. Cameron Ciraldo’s men have struggled to maintain intensity across 80 minutes during their current four-match losing streak. The teams shared the honours in 2025, with the Bulldogs winning 20-6 in Round 4 and the Sharks claiming a 24-6 victory in Round 27.Sharks 1-12 2.95Sharks 13+ 2.75Bulldogs 1-12 3.70Bulldogs 13+ 5.80Sharks -5.5 1.90 Bulldogs +5.5 1.90>GAME 2South Sydney Rabbitohs v Redcliffe Dolphins8:00pm AEST on Fox, Kayo and Ch9Suncorp Stadium2.10-1.77>A high-scoring shootout is expected on Friday night as two of the competition's most potent attacking units face off in front of a sell-out Brisbane crowd. The Rabbitohs enter Magic Round full of confidence after a 36-12 victory over the Sharks. The Dolphins found their rhythm last week with a comprehensive 44-12 win over Canterbury. Latrell Mitchell returns from a back injury in a major boost for the Bunnies. The Dolphins produced one of the results of the 2025 season with a 50-28 victory over the Rabbitohs in Round 17. The teams have split their four meetings since 2023. Rabbitohs 1-12 3.25Rabbitohs 13+ 4.25Dolphins 1-12 3.15Dolphins 13+ 3.50Rabbitohs +1.5 1.90 Dolphins -1.5 1.90previous thread >>154637543
>>154665469SUPER LEAGUE>GAME 1Huddersfield Giants v St Helens05:00am AEST on Fox and Kayo5.00-1.12>Round 11 of the Super League from The Accu Stadium
>>154665469>Magic carpet ride edition https://youtu.be/HPE9a_epmWw
Morning ausbros hope your days go quick so you can enjoy a beer + some footie in peace
>New Zealand Warriors halfback Luke Hanson has been linked with an exit from the club, with the Gold Coast Titans named as a potential suitor.
ITS FUCKING MAGIC (round) BABY
Anyone have a gif of a Bulldogs error or fail? Preferably a Bailey Hayward one, I want to troll a mate
Can anyone explain the OPs image to.me?
>>154666362for me itshttps://youtu.be/ci63QpctwQ8
>>154671513it depicts a Latrell looking sad and flying away from Magic Round sad because he lost his peem the win and that you should bet your house on the poophins
>>154671561https://youtu.be/zN4omO1455c
>>154666467thanks mate. im teetotal but will be enjoying some choccies for the game
>NSW to announce their side Monday 7:30am on their youtube channel >Laurie Daley has already said there will be debuting players in it
>>154671962Brailey, Strange and Bostock set to debut
>>154671513>>154665469>Magic carpet ride edition
>>154672078Yeah that's what I don't get
The lunch.
>>154672488>PS4 in the big 26
>>154672568
>>154672586>More Melbourners watching womens origin than Brisbaners watching the lionskek thats gotta be brutal
>>154672586Beating the gayfl in reach when their sport is twice as long is super impressive
>>154672488yummo
>>154672488>Norbitgood movie taste lad
>>154672110https://youtu.be/X5DPErpL4xM
>>154665469Canterbury 13+Souths 13+
>>154672488RED FLAGS!!!>size of the fish >bLack sesame seeds on bread roll>looks to be salad mix on burger>cardboard containers GREEN FLAGS>Chips look good
>>154672870>Souths 13+
>>154672488fih buhguh
so close
>>154672967It's chicken burger. Also they have nice desserts there too
>>154672930>bLack sesame seeds on bread rollvery unappetizing. looks like rat shit.
>>154673028fuck that looks insanely rich
>>154672986yikes
>>154672930What’s wrong with cardboard containers?
>>154673175If my chippies aren't served in pic related i dont want it
Never had good hot chips in a box like that, that's more a chicken shop box
>>154673185>not wrapped in newspaperngmi lad
Fish n chip shops usually sell them here in brown paper bags, not the kind you’re thinking, these ones are white paper on the inside. Some of them do cardboard containers and some few do white paper bags. Haven’t seen those pseudo-styrofoam containers over here at all, you know the ones that melt in water I think they’re made of potato which is probably why nobody here in their right mind is using them as a container
t. soggy chip enjoyer
Fat cunt here, chips served in this with extra chicken salt, a battered sav and a cheeky extra potato scallop
>>154672488Corr
I dont like my chips touching my other stuff
>>154672110>>154672840And >>154666362
don't forget to do your tippies family xoxo
>>154672840https://youtube.com/shorts/6HUEUMlal40
>>154673496thanks tiff
>poothers bye roundREEEEEE
Who the fuck are the Redcliffe Dolphins? I thought they were from Miami?
they're THE dolphins now and suncorp is their home stadium AND they are hard to beat at home bunny tippers
i dont want to get up and toil
>>154673512https://youtu.be/iKoGVoD3Cio
>>154673541Which airport do I go to that has flights to The?
>>154673565Sickie status - chucked
>>154673565Call work tell them you’re fucked and can’t come in
>>154673541>suncorp is their home stadiumThis is wrong but it makes broncuck customers seethe so I’ll allow it
>>154673567Sao Paulo is probably the biggest airport that flies to Teresina Senador Petronio Portella Airport (code THE) m8.
>>154673588I made the joke as a seethe
>reynolds back this week>rts out for warriorsdare i tip the broncgods?
Broncs are night and day with and without rennie can he last the full 80 minutes is the question
PooarksPoophinsEZPZ
>>154673686based 2018 time travellerrts isnt worth much to the wahs these days
The Suncorp Stadium
The Lang Park
I’m tipping The Dogs because I think they’re due and Cronulla probably overreacted to getting thumped last week so won’t be fully right mentally. Cronulla will start too strong it’ll be close at ht and Canterbury will smash em up in the second half https://youtu.be/Ogv5NAzJktE
That girl will finish her pie before kick off
>>154673883a cutie pie you might say
>>154673764based 2024 time travellerrts has been killing it at centre
>>154673844what do you think of haddock
>>154673533based time traveller from whenever the panthers have their bye
Galvin finna school Heinz
How small is Michael Ennis wtf
finna count how many passes gagai makes this weekend
>>154673960It’s good fish for fish n chips fresh or smoked
Oh my god just start the fucking game already I need to see some LEAGUE
>>154673844You’re not in the comp so your word means nothing. Seriously cunt you need to join.
Crazy that irish actually lives in ireland and supports british imperialists like the Anzacs
SharkiesBunniesSeaglesChooksKnightsBroncs PanthersNo, I don't give a fuck about the peels poorm game.
UP THE DOGGIES
Poodogs 13+Poopeetohs 1-12
poodogs bros...
They re-signed Tracey for 2 more years btw
I keep mistaking Kennedy and Trindal on the field. Wish he didn't shave his head.
nice colour pooarks jersey tbqh maybe saturation a bit too high though
>>154674134Do be racist m8
>>154674134Baldest team in the comp including the coach, possibly of all time
>>154674141they should be my 2nd peem in that case instead of the wahs
Literally everyone in my normie comp tipped exactly the same except that I took Poophins
>>154674134I have the same haircut so pray I don't sign for the Sharks m8
my kayo is fucked lads
that sucks to hear m8 mines working (for now)
You now remember during the covid years, the grand final got played at Suncorp.
HE HIT HIM IN THE FACE8 POINT PENALTY MAGIC TRY
ow muh nose
>it's gonna be another blow out gameyeah I'm thinking this sport is a bit shit
BIN THAT DOG CUNT >accident
Penalty try.
8POINTTRY
8 POINT TRY
>>154674165never happened, stop spreading disinformation
8 POINT PENALTY TRY
why is Gordon Liu the bulldogs trainer
6 POINT PENALTY TRY(thanks hynes)
>>154674202ITS NOT A FUCKING PENALTY TRY YOU STUPID FUCK
Btw BILdogs.. no returns on AOB kek
>>154674221Based Mitchell Pearce
>>154674221>iykwimplease elaborate
>>154674227BUT THATS WRONG YOU FUCKING RETARD
*6 point 8 point penalty deuteral magic round try
>>154674232Acronym for "if you know what I mean."
>>154674245yeah I know but what does he mean
where is the magic!? both these teams have no heart. absolute disgrace.
>>154674245*initialismAcronyms are initialisms that also happen to be pronounceable words. Things like sonar or scuba.
>almost tipped poodogs
BASED TRIND- ERR I MEAN KENNEDY
>Missed an 8 point penalty tryDamn
Tuala tacked KL Iro without the ball. This should also be a 8 point penalty try.
1/1 looms lads
Kenty said if the Dogs lose then it's season over. Tiff got a smoothie at Bondi.
>>154674263It's pronounced eek-whim.
A PENALTY TRY IS WHEN THE FOUL PREVENTS THE TRY FROM BEING SCORED. AN EIGHT POINT TRY IS WHEN THE PLAYER IS FOULED IN THE ACT OF SCORING.
I can see the poodogs getting 6 againned to a try soon.
>>154674295exactly a 8 point penalty try :D
Have you ever noticed that bad teams don't pass when they should actually pass?
So maybe hiring the spoon winning coach as your attacking coach was a bad idea.
what an EMBARRASSING attack. are we sure we're not watching a repeat of last nights NRLW game?
Penalty try = try awarded by penaltyPenalty avec try = penalty awarded together with a try
WE WANT 80
Jesus fuck what an embarrassment
lmao doggies slurping that peanut butter hard
"The farm" looms
>doggies used to be whoreded as a defensive peem
Fucking hell, thought this try scorer was either Kennedy or Trindal.
Sharkies slaughtering them like a Chinese fast food restaurant
Who is Newcastle's coach? Keep thinking it's Josh Hannay
>tipped poowogs
dogs getting raped in brizzie tonight
>>154674353Justin Holbrook
>>154674016i know who you are
BARKBACKWE GOT TOO COCKY POOARK BROS
galvin shortball to Preston is unstoppable
>falling for the only galvin play
WOOF WOOF
>>154674378"and is it yours or someone else's?"
Could see that working against Sam Walker in Origin
>>154674377cool, dm me we can get a coffee sometime
walker is like 20 hynes though and hynes let preston through there
Any one's granny used to say this?https://en.wiktionary.org/wiki/od%27s_niggers#English
what night are we getting the /magic round/ KFC lads?its finger licking good
he didn't even play it correctly anyway didn't play it with his foot
>>154674399Mine used to say things like “that coloured boy”. She also hated racists and always voted Labor
>letting fucking hynes score on you
worst comeback this year
>>154674358Adopt don't shop m8
>>154674424so true*goes to the pound**its all shitbulls*
>>154674322this should be standard imo
Fed here. AMA.
When will the sack Gus Gould conversations start?
>>154674434Who do you follow?
galshit just needs more time in 5 years he'll be at hynes level
Gus will be alright this year, probably next year if they don’t start well
>>154674448I follow Jesus. If you're asking my footy team, it's Brisbane.
>>154674460based Brisbane Heat customer
pooarks will wanna lock in their defence here while doggies will be trying for a try before half time
>scoring below 1 point per minutegetting bored lads
Why do so many footy players wear budgy smugglers during the game? Do they not realise they are wearing swimwear and are compromising their game day performance?
is anyone actually enjoying this? this is atrocious
>>154674434>emotional intelligence optionalwew
>>154674491its a 6pm friday night game for sure
>>154665469https://www.theguardian.com/sport/no-helmets-required/2026/may/14/rugby-league-wsl-pay-gladiators-womens-super-leagueSo the problem with the WSL is that it's a farmers league?
>>154674378Are there really so many people getting charged with bestiality in Queensland that lawyers feel the need to game the seo to be the first result for "I'm being charged with dog rape" searches?
Who won the footy lads
>>154674522First time coming across QLDers, anon? They aren't the smartest bunch
>>154674528shargs m8
hearing Herbie to Dragons
>>154674538The only people I've known who were born and raised in queensland are trashy mentally ill women
up nulla fuck allah
Love coming home from work and picking up a burger and chips from the local corner fish and chips place on a friday lads
>braith cutting off hindy and fletch's buffoonerybased
>>154674434Over here you'd be overqualified and be rejected
>>154674578He's much taller than I expected.
goddamn the dogs stink
>I THINK THAT'S A SCAM SITE>NO WORRIES, JUST USE SAFE BLOCKHow exactly does this help you? as soon as you unblock the card they are just going to scam you again. and if you have to cancel the card, then you can already do that. make it make sense?
DID SOMEONE SAY QUEEEEENNSSSLLAAANNDDAAHHHH?!?!!?
>>154674593maybe you should give them a bath then
>>154674583Thought that was just for local/state police in the USA? Do you actually only hire dumb cunts as Feds as well?
guys I have a fuckwit in my street who is ALWAYS idling his car. I don't understand, it drives me up the wall. why do people sit in their cars doing nothing?
>>154674519>Having spent last season at Parramatta Eels, Travis thinks the WSL would benefit from following the NRLW’s less-is-more model.>“In the NRLW system, there are not many games, but they are really high quality,” she says. “You play 11 games and then you might get to a quarter and semi-final. It’s something we definitely could look at. Why are we not using that model? Our seasons are far too long. It’s really important to have a slightly smaller set of important games. Even this year, how it transitions into the top four, will massively help us get ready for that World Cup. It would be nice to see a tighter, maybe six-team Super League. The girls would benefit from that.This. They also need to go down to 60 minute games until they build up the talent and professionalism to play 70, just like the NRLW did. Need to move away from faux-equality and be honest about developing their talent from what it actually is, to where it could realistically be. Seems they went the woke-route of no-nuance 'copy the boys' and are now getting pumped by cricket scores when they play NRLW teams (Jillaroos & Kiwi Ferns).
>>154674607having sex with animals is not the brag you think it is, anon
>>154674594You know the ad is aimed at people who arent tech savvy right? It's not for people like us who know what's a scam and what's legit.
>>154674594I guess you can block it straight away in the app rather than waiting two minutes to get through to the banks security team. Also enables you to re-enable it for false alarms and not have to wait a week for a new card.
>>154674564This but grabbing a doz from the bottle o while you're waiting for them to make your food
>>154674556Sounds hot
Buttsex with Chapman
>>154674638most banks that I've seen it's really easy to cancel a card quickly. it just seems like a gimmick where they are marketing you a feature that has already existed for decades.
>>154674626On his phone 100%
WOAH OH OH IT’S MAGIC YOU KNOOOOOOWNEVER BELIEVE IT’S NOT SO
>>154674632We’re all animals m8
>>154674614Nah. Feds just have massive egos.
>>154674652I’d rather take a romantic walk on the beach with her and hold hands as I look lovingly into her eyes.
I AM NOT AN ANIMAL
smoked salmon
might watch Auckland FC at 7:30
>>154674659WHOA OH OHSTRAIGHTINYOUR EYES
Mulitalo is a nice amount of grub
>>154674653Yeah I know. I guess it's useful for the "dude where's my wallet" scenario where you can't find your wallet the next morning at it turns up somewhere on Sunday, pause rather than cancel the "missing" card. I know CommBank has had the same feature for years where you can toggle a card on and off in the app.
>>154674490Modest blokes don’t nude up in the showers post game and the quick drying nature of swimwear means you don’t have to bring an extra pair of undies in your game bag
>>154674688wouldnt trust a teammate who doesnt get nude in the showers
>30 minutes to go>5 score gameShould I just go to Red Rooster now lads and regroup for the next game?
Skafwogs have been solved - when does Ghoul & Ciraldo start getting heat?
>having a shower with your sweat and shit stained budgies on>thinking you're cleanLMFAO, they really are just dumb gross meatheads
>tipped pooarks>only put 8 in the margin
holy fuck Galvin is shit kek
>>154674688Isn't it so you soak in ball and arse swear and not be unconfortable?
>>154674710No returns
WOAH OH OH IT’S TRAGIC YOU KNOOOOOOW
how did dogs go from premmy contenders 25 to this 26?
Can the bunker rule on deliberate forward passes? If the on field refs miss a Tom Brady throw it just stands?
Thought this would be more even 2bh
>>154674710reckon shouldve taken Metcalf and tried to sling Galvin off early to PNG
K I N O
>>154674725Based Sexton vindicated
BARKBACK
ahemgalvin started that try
he ain’t gonna fuck you m8
Get home from a long day of wageslaving just to find that my internet is down
>>154674750make your phone a wifi hot spot or whatever its called m8
>>154674756Doing that now it's just annoying
>trell expected to score 152 sc points
>>154674757I agree m80 :(
I take it back.... That Galvin fuckhead isnt just a one trick pony... previously his only gameplan was SHORT BALL TO PRESTON... now hes got SHORT BALL TO TUPOUNIA...lol what a deadset cockhead...get some talent you skinny untalented waste of space....
Those Shapes in goal ads make me miss them. Really wish I had a box of chicken crimpys right now
>Max King - 2 runs for 17 metres Absolute prime form for Origin. Thinking Loz should put the big (C) next to his name
>not kicking>back fucked from supporting his big bumExpecting a relatively quiet one.
>>154674761he's gonna go off in the 1st 5 minutes cause I traded him in for marky mark
>Max King played Origin last year forgot about that kek wtf was Loz thinking?
>>154674767and some french onion dip
>>154674773Why the fuck would you trade him in when he’s about to miss so many games?
>>154674778They're god tier with dip
>pooala
Montoya would’ve scored there
>>154674614Every odd US Federal government subject has it's own independent police force: NASA Police, Smithsonian Police, Postal Police, Mint Police, Amtrak Police, Park Police, Bureau of Engraving and Printing Police, Library Police (until 2009) etc.
>>154674780Long suspension? No signs of that.Extended injury layoff? Doesn’t appear so right now.Could he still be managed carefully? Yes, especially with Origin approaching and his history of soft-tissue/back issues.
>>154674774Not only that but he fucking STARTED
>>154674801Between origin duty and byes he plays something like 2 of the next 7 or something crazy like that.
>>154674807Loz is a good guy but very obviously dumb as dog shit kek
BULLKWABS
>>154674816ohhh yeahhhhh do you usually pick people who aren't going to be picked for origin?
>>154674798>mint police>arrests you for improper handling of a peppermint crisp
>>154674819He's a soulless gambling shill. How can he be a good guy?
Spencer Leniu come out today and said he shouldn't be picked so Laurie is obviously going to pick him
TSUUUUUUUUUUUUU
Ronaldo Mulatto should be playing wogball with a name like that
>>154674838It’s insane that people are saying that he an Keaon should be picked.
holy zesty wand celly
>>154674853Keon should be picked. On the bench though
>>154674859If he wasn’t battling a knee injury and actually in form? Absolutely. But he’d be a liability in his current form.
>>154674865poogers level of demographics enjoy your 0-3 qld maroonwash
>A front row rotation of Payne Haas, Max King, Spencer Leniu and Stefano "big game" Utoikamanu Absolute tough carry job from Payne Haas last year fucking hell
>poosesDo people actually look at who’s in form or do they just pick based on reputation?
forward pass and held up no try
you now remember Luke Covell
>>154674865Stop trying to make 14.Burton happen It's not going to happen
kek nice pass Galvin ya spastic
>>154674865Murray should start. Yeo is a meme. Burton is also a meme, Watson is the Blues best utility.
>>154674879His daughter is a star skateboarder
Chloe Covell's dad?
COFFSBACK
If only there was some way to bring together all the potential NSW rep players and have them play against each other in a one-off trial to determine who should be picked…
>>154674897>>154674898trip on Richo’s
Burton doesn't deserve it. If they want that centre-half versatile bench role then Ethan Strange has surpassed him.>>154674896Apparently Laurie said they're picking a specialist 9 on the bench.
>>154674907don’t start me Irish.. don’t start me
Laurie has confirmed 2 hookers
RICHO UHPEDO CUH INCEL YUH
GALVSHITGALVSHITGALVSHITGALVSHITGALVSHITGALVSHITGALVSHIT
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA>galshitBack to reserve grade with this rat cunt lmao
KEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEK GALVSHIT HUMILIATED
They should do a City-Country NRLW game at the Easter show. Would solve the match fitness problem and be thematic.
OH NO NO NO
kekKEKFUCK OFF GALVIN
LMAO
>(((director hasn’t sent it to us yet)))
BAHAAHHAHAHA galvin you absolute FUCKWIT! single handedly killed the dogs season...i wonder what excuses ciraldildo has tonight.... fucking BULLFRAUDS!
>>154674919ffs we don’t even have 1 rep quality hooker let alone 2.
If they can't beat the Shakes they can't make the 8Line status>THROUGH [X]
My internet is back on!
dinner: eated dishes: done game 2 magic round: lets gobunnies: LOCKED IN
UP UPPOOULLAAAAAA
>>154674919Cheaping out, it's a 20 man camp
>>154674959FUCK YEAH
Big Bad Bostock is going to heem Trell Shit
GOATNULLA
Do the Sharks have the most late 90s early 00s jersey?
>2003 was 30 years ago
>doggies play poorm next
NO Bulldogs players in my Blues peem thanks Loz
fatrell looking fit lads very different to when he ackshully was fatrell
>>154674997kek yeah could totally see it m8
>>154674985That’s a solid 8 in the shire
GET 'EM INDIE
wayne looking snazzy tonight
>St George 13+ win paying $81.00is it possible? mayhaps?
>>154675022Can’t remember who they’re playing but no
>>154675022Donate a dollar on it m8
nerd alert
>>154675019Truth hurts Indie
>>154675037He's quite handsome ackshully
>8pm kick off
RING THE BELL
>>154675055unironically they should swing around a real dead bunny rabbit as they ring the bell
>>154675039She's right though. Imagine how many normal rugby league retard customers there are, plus the subset of those who are woman-hating chuds. Would drive you bonkers.
>>154675022you never know m8 the Poothers bus could crash
>>154675055fuck that is corny
>>154675055>Revisionist History
>>154675066>chuds are FORCING her to read dumb shit stop victim blaming
>>154675069There's been a spate of bus rollovers recently. Maybe it's a sign
My hat is made from rabbits
kek how cringy is that even the shitty Phins trumpets are better
top 6 in the tipping comp tipped bunnys rest doesn't matter
c’mon souths
>>154675082I’m sure it’s got nothing to do with all the new Albostralian drivers…
inb4 latrell bully bostock again
>bombed try>ass out >slow mo'd in front the whole stadium>everyone laughing at youKWABOTY?
>take a while to get up and play the ball with no hand on you or anything stopping you from getting up >six more slow
>>154675062yesbut they have to win at least one surely
>>154675101only a winless Dragqueens seasons could top it desu
>walkshit
>Walker grubbers it for… Keppie? kek
Need a blinder from Tallis Duncan I want him in that Blues team
>everyone with a million+ in the bank are going to bet a wad on panthers because its a SURE thing even if the return is "little" its still a return on your investment >bookies are going to make a call to NRL and the refs and poothers refball is going to be pulled Dragons WILL win, the profit for the bookies is too delicious
>>154674898>Chloe Covellcorr
based SJ outta nowhere
ah fuck thought it started at 8:15
LET’S GO HERBIE
>>154675132Bookies prefer favourites to win
both peems playing like they're 2 tries behind
>shitorima
kek more like the BADittohs KEK
>goes left straight into players instead of right where theres nobody >loses the ballbravo Nikorima
>>154675153both these peems only have 2 modes - frantic or pure shit
pootrell with a solid 40 sc points tonight
Campbell Graham deserves a blues jumper and I will fight you about this. He can be at centre or wing
TAKE THE POO
kek they fell for it POO CURSE ACTIVATED
>>154675184His current year form doesn’t warrant it and you fucking know it
>taking the twoo
Coach Woolf trying to out-Wayne Wayne with that poo
>>154675198Queensland opinions don’t matter
this game will have more six mores than the rest of the games combined
more like Peter Gough Dolphins!
Your QLD Origin winger
>getting scored on by slobbo
GODBO GODBO GODBO GODBOGODBO GODBO GODBO GODBOGODBO GODBO GODBO GODBOGODBO GODBO GODBO GODBO
>six more>six more>trya refball classic
Selwyn is Latrell but better and fitter
based cobdog looks happy
should have known pootrell is saving himself for qlder punishment the dirty slut
>>154675228Come on man not even you believe that
>>154665469Well done on the OP image mate very creative, shades of oldthreadcunt
RAIN STATUS: RAINING
>Jye Gay
>Gayleigh Bentley-Hape
based normal drop out
long meme drop out*
>Fatrell Bitchell
>Campballs Fagam
TOO MUCH FORCE IN THE TACKLE BIN HIM
BIN HIM
CANONBALL SUSPENSION
>Squidward Cosy
The oztag team I coach lost today lads, 4-5. One too many mullets on the other team, couldn't complete.
that was unironically more dangerous than what normally gets binned
What a nugget
I HATE THE POOPEETOHS SO FUCKING MUCH SHIT CLUB FOLD THEM INTO THE POOGANS
>Faggy Wanker
MAXXXED PLATH
>>154675287Have you tried mouse trap?
>Fagbum Hard
>>154674997kek looms
>Fagon Koloafatfagi
Poopeetoh tippers come forward and explain yourselves.
>>154675302Sadly we haven't had a chance to run training. I keep yelling at them about their slow play-the-balls but they're still sloths around the ruck.
>>154675316I'm a fuckwit who fell for the pootrell meme and should have known the poophins are the better peem
>>154675287should’ve summoned up the SJ touch highlights mana cuz and waxed them unts
>Bronson Arselick
BASH HIM
>Sean Faggie
should have kept marky mark in my peem
Hahahaha made for a brain explosion compilation
KEEEEEEEK based Gilbert Trell brain explosion in 3.. 2.. 1..
this games not over...
>Ewbum Gayken
WHAT’S HIS NAME???
HIS NAME IS HERBIE
>Faggis Dickan
Herbert Farnworth Esquire
>>154675354>>154675355holy Herbmind
>Fageron Murgay
>>154675357You okay mate?
>>154675366all me
>>154675368its working the psionic energy got souths tilted
WE WANT 50
Dwayne Bennet absolutely coachmogged
>irish no where to be seencoward
1/2
Dolphins are gonna win the comp this year
>>154675316Well you see I thought the Rabbitohs were going to score more points than the Dolphins
>>154675401real irish he loves watching his peem get dominated
>took captaincy off Hertbie
This will be another one of those meme games where Souths come back but lose by 2 points and it's 36-34 or something
don't they'll score at all tbqh they can't even pass good
>>154675401buckbroken lmao
GREASY FINGERS
Cobbo wants that Queensland jersey
>>154675401
Abotohs need BIG SHAQ
>>154675401Funny guy
>>154675411She’s so cute and it makes me sad knowing she’s unmarried and running out of eggs.
A U C K L A N D F CUCKLANDFC
>took the vc off of herbie and put it on tobasco
Internet back down :(
>>154675482who the fuck are you with m8
>>154675495TPG but it's an NBN thing apparently
Nathan Cleary has signed with the Dragons
>nbn doing maintenance during magic roundbad juju
>>154675525
https://youtu.be/_c1OL4po3lE?si=oO98iRfFskGWlZjHStill the best ad and song that the NRL has ever made.
Have I bitched about how much I hate spidercam lately?
I'm waiting for it to fuck up a bomb in golden point or something cruicial
*respectfully pushes each other*
*politely dominates your poothetic attack*
>>154675560
so whens wayno getting sacked so he can pursue a modelling career
mummies
latrell should be in a sky blues jersey so qld can put 80 on you fags once and for all
>Fagdam Smelliotenjoy your reserve grade baby Millie
>>154675542
pity no try
That's a try if it was Robert Toia
kek they almost gave that PS the bunker has more angles than we do :^)
Looked like a try to me
penaltysix morepity no try
That’s a try nigga
>>154675542kek wtf how did I never see this
>>154675620
>>154675542https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ejT7_V9VFUcfor me its this
with their power combined they could get break bottom 14!
>>154675643No it was a no try nigga
do NOT post screenshot of hammer's bum
>>154675650
BIGBADBOSTOCK
>>154675662There are over 50 different types of hammers m8 but I won't post any don't worry
BOSTOCK
>>154675653Haven't heard this since my i was a kid thanks lad
corrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr
>>154675650cute freckles
top 6 in the tipping comp CONFIRMED tipfrauds do NOT trust their tips
Tohs even going to score at all?
TRELL BTFO
>>154675678kek they replayed it on fox, based pervy director
pity try looms to save wayno's coaching gig
HOPBACK GLORY GLORY TO SHIT SYDNEY
penaltysix moretry
BOUNCEBACK
Souths have only used 3 bench players just chuck Trell Seigwalt out there
>>154675733latrell would get pissed and throw the game
Finally
surely that was a forward pass from Gray??
COMEBACK
HIGH SHOT 8 POINT PENALTY TRY
>>154675761its not that black or white
If this Happens cunt wasn't useless there could be a legit comeback on
>>154675412based knower I'll forgive the score but you were right
>>154675775Hape cunt*
need some garbage time Trell SC stat padding
Time for Big Game Trell
I'm thinking they'll want about 3 more of those
>>154675797>he cost 1 million dollars>I'm broke >20 points
>>154675798
>>154675798kek good one m8
I think wayne is too senile to coach a rugbah leege peem
>>154675808ridiculous image
>>154675816its a composite
>ridiculous image
>>154675816freshie
FUCK I needed shittrell in the blues squad (cause he's shit)
BIG LEAVE THE GAME TRELL
pootrell bros...
>Jye Gray in the centres Get on the blower to Sportsbet because Bostock is scoring again
What's everybody drinking? Pic related.
~when the times get a hardddd ~~~~ latrells gets a goinggg ~~
Fatrell
Bradman Best YOU are going to Blues camp just in case
sorry latrell customers I put him in my peem today and well sorry
>>154675822I don’t mean in a bad way. It’s a bald midget doggies fan with a greased up skull intimating that it’s going to be rubbed on some ample breasts, and Jamayne cannot contain his mirthful exuberance. Absolutely ridiculous
>we're looking after new south walessorry but this is just not right
>all the ball and no scoressounds like my sex life lol
>>154675869reddit tier post
>Slim Dufty
>Cody Cryer
>the second half scoreboard reads 10-4 and you know what that meanshttps://youtu.be/Sd5ZLJWQmssI’m
>>154675875you'd know
HAMMER HAMMER HAMMER HAMMER HAMMER HAMMER HAMMER HAMMER HAMMER HAMMER HAMMER HAMMER HAMMER HAMMER HAMMER HAMMER HAMMER HAMMER HAMMER HAMMER HAMMER HAMMER HAMMER HAMMER HAMMER HAMMER
Ahh rabbits bros
This sucks. Fuck Redcliffe, shouldn’t even be in the comp
>omg the hammer runs and there isn't even a south sydney player even near him omg mindblowing omg what a god of the sport build the statues now>last 2 minutes down 18 points
>>154675893>>154675823
>>154675844i dont drink alone
*BREAKING* Latrell Mitchell OUT of Origin Game 1
>>154675899I drink with the /nrl/ family and the family is having a late night
I'd say this game puts a line through Campbell Graham's Origin hopes. Keon didn't really do much but should make the team anyway. Tallis Duncan didn't really put his hand up for that bench spot but he didn't really play bad either. As for the Dolphins that Bostock rumour might be on to something. He might grab that cheeky wing spot
I'm never tipping this shit sydney peem ever again even if they're again the poogans
>>154675911They're playing the Cowboys next week both peems missing Origin players
uh oh meltie
Nobody from Souths should be picked
>>154675917
Mental health check on Irish please....
brb might key some red cars
Cody Walker needs to be transported back into the 70s so he could get the absolute shit beaten out of him
Yeah he's going through it
>>154675923the laser pointer is coming out
metaphorically put a line through the bunnies ladsthey just dont have itdoesnt matter how you slice it, they just dont have it
God forbid a proud black man is passionate about the game he plays
>already down $50magic round indeed
2/2 lads
>>154675932this but unironically>>154675940$5 on poogans wins you $400
not the best magic round so far could of fumble bumble blowout games lets hope tomorrow serves us better
fuck lads I can feel a massive pimple forming on the bridge of my nose and any slight facial movement feels painful
>>154676072tomorrows games are poised to be slurperseveryones waiting for broncs wahs and to see if panthers can put a 100 on poogans
>>154675943>$5 on poogans wins you $400$5 on poogans loses you $5
>>154676096that'll be a nice pop, usually the taut skin gives you a bit of internal pressure to work with
>>154676187that'll leave a scar
>>154676195it certainly doesnt or else id look like a burn victim
poothes ded
this six more shit is unsustainable, the injuries are mounting up and they're expanding on top of it do kids these days even want to play RL there are such talent and skill divide between peems that every game is pretty much a blowout and if its tight the ref can change that in a few six mores what is rugby league anymore
Can we all finally agree now that Galvin is a fuckwit loser with not one ounce of talent in his body?
Sounds more like you’re trying to convince yourself
>>154676544pretty sure everyone except gus knew that already
>>154676544I dont think hes the worst in the comp but I think it might be one of the worst contracts of all timeI dont see what gus sees in him. katoa has a much much brighter future
>hammer and latrell having a giggle as they drop the ball repeatedly, knowing they're both locked in for origin
Gus has always had an eye for young talent, he sees what we can't seem, trust
Can we all finally agreed now that I'm a fuckwit loser with not one ounce of talent in my body?
>>154676670stay salty bro.... enjoy licking your heros asshole clean.
there are 13 family members who love galvin buddy you'll have to be more specific
i don't believe there are 13
you'll just have to stick around and soon you'll be the gal and preston show just like you'll learn to love the trell aj show
the haters will eat their words when galvin is not only picked for origin but made captain too
guessing he's a sky blue he looks like a sky blue
>>154676970keep tugging that 2 inch cock mate... will never happen. galvshit is a major league fraud DUD!
>>154674668Nah I wanna fuck her til she shits all over me
One of you guys told me that the Rabbitohs were good. KEK
probably irish but he only likes em cause he's gud boi and the rabbitohs are all redferned up aye
It's a good weekend when old Wayne Bennett loses another game. Dogshit coach who got luck with time and place and has been living off those fumes for decades now.
the only thing the family knows him for is always taking the poo
Remember when triple m would do radio skits parodying him
Twal out
the /nrl/ family listens to AM radio exclusively
https://x.com/i/status/2055243410521698484this you Irish?
>>154677808real irish is too autisticly retarded to get the ref wrong you spastic but the point is made, while the ref is in charge and not the players who the fuck wants to go pay to watch the footy but on that point there was such a discrepancy between the refing between the two games last night and almost immediately so adam gee was handing them out like lollies out of his van sutton seemed a little bit more relaxed on them this is only going to become more apparent as more games are played at the exact same stadium, coaches are going to start paying attention to who is reffing instead of who you're vsing, its who is reffing that matters most, which to any customer of RL will say THAT IS FUCKED
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