post >your team's schedules
Goffie in the genny
My Rammies :)
iggles schedule is already outthoughts?
in Paris
>tfw 9-7-1perfectly balanced as all things should be
my billsies finna dab on texass
bengos
>>154668502Pretty well balanced no long road stretches and a week 10 BYE is ideal. That 3 game span week 15-17 vs Seahawks, vs Texans and @49ers is tough but right at the end of the season is when you want to have those big tests
my steelies finna boutta go 10-7 again :)
>>154668593I got it at like 12-5 or 11-6, pretty much what I thought last year. But I think it'll look better without Sirianni's retarded friend calling plays.
Chefs got a week 5 bye
>>154668615brutal why the fuck is that allowed
>>154668629Because they gay
>>154668513This is way more realistic than that ridiculous 13-4 number you always say every offseason
>>154668629to let mahomo get healthy
The Chiefs would've been better off with Travis retiring and signing David Njoku in free agency
>>154668614Yea its hard to know what to expect from Mannion as a first time playcaller but Eagles have done a good job filling out the WR before the inevitable AJ Brown trade. I think 11+ wins is the expectation but if Barkley doesn't bounce back they're gonna be pushing shit uphill. He struggled bad most of last season his legs looked shot especially first half of the season. Had a few good games late in the year but not close to his 2024
>>154668513Neck yourself pedo
>CommandersREALLY not a fan of no bye week after London. And having all 3 divisional games on the road to start isn't great either. The start of the season seems really rough, though it should get easier towards the end
>>154668699The run game not working last year was a result of a hurt OL and playcalling. I think it'll come back really well because the shanny offense always has a solid run game. I've been saying for years Howie should turn Hurts into a shanny babby, and we'll see if it works this year. Also only 5 1pm games is great, I don't have to miss too many redzone.
I feel like the Chargers go 15-2
>>154668726The iggles have 3 division games in a row>vs Cowboys MNF>at Commanders SNF>vs Giants
>>154668726no idea why the fuck they did a streetfigher style
Kelshit
>raiders schedule release is Fernando and Kirk having a nerd off over Star WarsAl is rolling in is grave
>>154668498>Rams video is a Napoleon Dynamite tributeA team after my own heart.https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0wmInmxZWjs
Raiders.
>da burrs
>>154668822I would raid that ASS LMAO... if you know what I mean
>>154668822DAMN
joke about vrabel. i fucking DARE you
>>154668739I don't think you can put it all on the playcalling and O line. Ravens interior O line struggled and we were cycling in backups at QB yet Henry still looked like a monster outside of the early season fumblitis. I'm not saying Barkley is cooked but his legs are a legitimate concern with his wear and tear. I remember what Shaun Alexander looked like just a year before he fell off the cliff. It happens fast with RBs>>154668822Imagine the logs she pushes out of that thing
>>154668822>That hairShe DEFINITELY fucks white men
>>154668825Choofs are cooked and Kelce tears his Achilles
my raidies
>>154668867I remember at least 20 times Barkley was hit 5 yards behind the line because the defense knew it was one of 2 run plays Patullo called. It was genuinely grim.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=f2fNBBfVRwk>Garret fighting a bowl of skyline chili>Schwesinger turning the colts mascot into glueyeah...i'm thinking kino
Predictions. I'd hate starting 0-3, but the schedule gets easier after that. 10-7 is definitely possible>ColtsThey were 8-1 after beating up on cans last year, they won't be good>GiantsI'm not buying the hype>49ersIMO they're due to regress after losing Saleh. I don't think they'll actually be that good. >Bengals, Falcons, VikingsI think these teams will actually be sneaky good, so I wouldn't be surprised if they went the other way. The Vikings especially. They went 9-8 with McSharty and Brosmer last year. Kyler isn't a great QB, but he's better than those two bums. The good news is that Kyler always starts hot and cools off, so the Vikings might be in free fall by this time. The Falcons have a rough QB room but the rest of the team is actually kinda good. But >we've played each other every year for like 8 years now and always flip flop wins>>154668752Woof, that's grim. I swear the NFL loves to bunch up divisional games for some reason
Is there a single person who takes deflate gate seriously still
Herbert’s MVP season is locked and loaded
>>154668822I love black women
>>154668914If Daniels is healthy you should beat the Vikings and Jaguars desu.
I don't think I will survive this season if it goes anything like last season. No game was fun to watch every one even against bottom teams was a heart attack waiting to happen.
>>154668922Did you forget he's having his life force sucked out of him everyday by this succubus? He'll be dry as a bone by September. It's over
Panthers 12-5 schedule loading
my FINAL and OFFICIAL prediction for the raidies season {=>_^=}thats 11-5 btw
>>154668967:(
The Bears have way too many primetime games it makes me uncomfortable
>>154668943>Vikings I already outlined my reasons why I think the Vikings will be sneaky good. But part of it was also that I don't think we're going to win 8 of 9 to end the season. I kinda threw 2 losses in there to be realistic>JaguarsMy friends were saying this too. Am I the only one to thinks the Jags will be legit? They had an elite defense last year and the offense was pretty good too.
MY Billsies :)
>>154668978To be clear I left that broncos game ambiguous because im really not sure how it will work out with nix being at 100 percent so its a swing game so ultimately 11-6 or 12-5
Kiwi got me with this one >>154668030
HIS billsies :)
world champions seattle seahawks with 6 primetime games and most likely 7
Bills 7 prime time gamesBears 7 prime time gamesShithawks ~7 prime time gamesCowboys 7 prime time games:?
>>154669023eagles have 7 if you count london, if not 6also why the fuck do the eagles play the seahawks at 5pm east coast time?
>>154669044monday night? probably double header MNF
>>154669016that girl is adorable
Counting the games I think could go either way>prime timeI forgot to mark it but I think we have 4. 2 division matchups then I Colts and I think 49ers or Bengals
>Panthers get to start off the season 7-0 before the Broncos gameFREE EATS #KeepPounding
>>154669058oh wait it's a Saturday game if you count that as primetime that'd be 8 for the iggles>MNF week 3>London week 5>MNF week 7>SNF week 8>Thanksgiving week 12>Saturday week 15 >TNF week 16>SNF week 17
>>154669090Falcon is a W
>>154669039Bears are kino. Bills and cowboys are popular. But seahawks? Who the fuck cares about shart fartnold?
>>154669092I'll keep pounding ur mum m8
>>154669103international isn't prime time.
>hey>hey>im kirk >im fernando >youre gonna have to call me kirko chainz KINOOOOOOOO
>>154669115nobody outside of Bills fans can name a single player on the Bills not named Josh Allen or James Cook lol.
>Halo Goyinfinite slop for chargers scheduleGuess Spanos was to cheap to give out cool animations for chargers Anime schedule. Let me know when Herbert announces his retirement and Spanos sells the team back to San Diego.
>>154669148Babe, it’s ok. We still have the padres. Come back to /mlb/
>>154669144They are going to fucking learn.
>>154669119it's spiritually primetime
>>154669113I think so too, but I'm trying to play it conservatively. I unironically think we might only lose 1 game after the bye if this team really comes together, but I could realistically see us winning and losing all of those games
>sammy-induced melties beginning and it's not even summer yet
>>154669161so is sex with ur mum lel
reminder a bunch of good teams will suck ass and some shitty teams will be really good besides the browns.
Holy shit this just might work Kirk teaching Fernando the ropes in the way he never got to during his career, my God I can see it
>>154669044>>154669103its saturday after college teams are off and its 2pm on the west coast so no not primetime
MY bronkies have a brutal first half but then have an easy cakewalk in the second half
cant wait for the broncucks to finish 8-9 after blo dix is exposed
>>154669175>>154669206fine. 6 primetime games (thanksgiving is primetime), 2 spiritually primetime games.
>>15466848017-0 guaranteed
>>154669144DJ Moore and Shaq Thompson but you know I only follow former Panthers players so lmao
Damn i legitimately can't remember an easier first 6 game stretch the Ravens have ever had. I'm still thinking 10-7 but this is a great way to ease in the new coach staff+playcallers
>>154669243jesus that's actually a hard schedule for the saints >lions>ravens >raiders?>vikings?>browns?>bears>bengals>packersand then the division
What do we think, nortemanos?12-5
>>154669225>>154669219
>>154669264Yeah, Id even argue thats a easy 7-0. Joey assgaped cant be the Ravens to save his life.
iggles preseason games too>at patriots
>>154669266all those team about to get SHOUGHED
>>154668978No Thursdays, no Mondays
>>154669264youre starting 3-3 at best
>>154669264Colts game is huge for both teams
>>154669137Anime when?
>>154669301>not a single primetime game
>>154669301Yup 0 primetime games just shows that the league is finally taking their knee off >our throats for a moment and allowing >us to come “out of nowhere” and be flexed into prime time if need be
My wife went out for a massage to give me alone time to digest the schedule release
so now that the bronkeks actually play good teams with press coverage will we finally end the blo dix is good meme
>week 1 Broncos AT ChiefsLMAOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
Steelers in Paris
>>154669264They may start 6-0 but every game after that will feel like a playoff game. Also no chiefs = asterick schedule.
>>154669331Based. Fuck them advertisers.
Commanders preseason gamesvs Miami@Detroit@Baltimore
Alright the schedules out post standing predictions.
>>154669358>if the chiefs aren’t on your schedule its an *friendly reminder that one of >my raidies 3 wins last year was against the chiefs
>>154669144Maybe non-ball knowers
>>154669381my team: greatyour team: STINKS
>>154669352Blo Dix meets Delane Island will be legendary. Cannot wait for the Kiwicope
>>154669391name ten
>>154669144is damar hamlin still there?also dawkins
I want to be a woman.
>>154669358Until i see how the O line and D line perform I'm not penciling in 6-0 we got dominated on the LOS way too often. I'd be happy at 4-2 going into that week 7 Bengals game
>>154669412Caleb...
>>154669409>Damar Hamlinthat nigga died a couple years ago.
>>154669412Youngcuck...
>>154669426no he won, he won the game of life
49ers had a pretty cool videohttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ukF7NcGz7-k
all this glazing of carson kek and with that schedule he's going 5-12 at best
>>1546693812-4 going into the bye 10-1 the rest of the season12-5 division winner
Chiefs got an 8-9 season coming up lmap
>>154669449
>>154669465laughin my ass, pop (directed at dad)
The Chiefs made the Super Bowl in back to back seasons that were supposed to be down years. That's a testament to how great the combination of Patrick Mahomes, Andy Reid, and Steve Spagnuolo is. It's also an indictment on the rest of the AFC. Imagine being the Bills and the Ravens and still not being able to go in for the kill on Kansas City while it was at its lowest point, that has to be fucking demoralizing. At this point, the only non fraud QBs at least in the AFC are Mahomes and Joe Burrow and Burrow is about to miss the playoffs for the 3rd straight season. The Chiefs are seriously unmatched in this fucking conference and now are starting to get their offensive mojo back so it's really about to be over for the conference now. The neutral fan in me wants to see someone else rise up to give the Chiefs a challenge since Baltimore and Buffalo have consistently dropped the ball and the Bengals are wasting Joe Burrow's prime, plus he's made of glass. The team in the AFC I see now is surprisingly the Colts. That offense of Indy looks legit and Daniel Jones is looking like another great reclamation project so I'll be rooting for them and if they somehow do indeed do it and beat the Chiefs, I will actually applaud them for doing what Buffalo and Baltimore couldn't ever do. Lets get back to Patrick Mahomes though. This man is an all time great Quarterback already. He already has 17 fucking playoff wins, that's 2nd most all time and he's only in his 8th season of being the starting QB for the Chiefs, that's the embodiment of greatness and he's already a 1st ballot Hall of Famer. Do you guys realize how fucking amazing that is? Out of all the QBs to play in the Super Bowl era, he's already rapidly approaching the status of 2nd greatest of all time. Now when I say stuff like this, usually people bombard me with posts about Brady, but I think Tom Brady is the GOAT. I don't think Tom Brady ever be surpassed. But can't we appreciate what Mahomes is doing?
Not reading all that schizo babble
>>154669501Alright, I've give them 10-7
>>154669403CGJDion Dawkins Spencer BrownEd OliverGreg Rousseau Matt MilanoTerrell BenfordDalton KincaidFucking hell that actually is hard without checking kek i can't even remember anyone they drafted the last 2 years. That faggot GM Beane really does suck ass
What team is most likely to go 0-17 this season: Jets, Dolphins, or Cardinals?
>>154669352Yeah Mahomes is gonna get annihilated by that bronkeks dline kek. I hope he does rush his comeback
I made chicken wings again
I'm thinking 13-4
>>154669549I would slam one of those up my ass.
>>154669530Not hungry but I wouldn't mind a large Fanta. Only a little ice please
>>154669564The Trev smiled
>>154669574we know kiwi
>>154669549Looks dry as hell.
>>154669564Yeah 0-17 is barreling down the tracks for great value Mr. Clean. Grim stuff
I see 6-11 at best herealso why is week 18 the 2nd week of January
>>154669544I only remember Keon Coleman because of the COOKIES meme
heres what i got for your world champion seattle seahawks*if matt stafford stays healthy all season. if he misses one or both games against the seahawks they are 13-4 or 14-3 (again)
I got 11-6 for HawksWvs ARIvs SFvs NYGvs CHIvs LACvs NE@ ARI@ LAR@ PHI@ WSH@ LVL@ SF@ CAR@ DENvs LARvs DALvs KC
>>154669549Those look absolutely fucked. Yesterday’s were much better
>>154669566Where is he getting all that confidence from? The 9ers had a piss easy schedule last year and only had a functioning defense because Saleh is a mastermind. Without Saleh, the 9ers are cooked
My chiefs are going 15-2 again.
Packers you should be panicking about this line
>>154669566>beating the rams week 1LOL LMAO
>>154669601Nine is somewhat similar>>154669267decent schedule. Most likely will split the series with the rams and hawks
>>154669670>Fanta is nigger shit I guess im an honorary nigger then because i love it
>Mike Vrabel may not even be the coach come preseason due to the Dianna Russini scandal
Upset alert
>>154669674This will be interesting to watch Micah Parsons gape and rape Kyler's little garden gnome ass Especially since their draft pick Caleb Banks is a DT not an O Lineman
>>154669666>>154669682I'm pretty confident that the 49ers are the best team in the league this season. Of course, that's assuming no injuries which is a pretty big assumption with the 49ers.
>>154669712I watched at least half the schedule releases and didn't notice anything related to it so portnoy is suing no one.
>>154669695Fuck, meant for>>154669566Confused with red
>>154669727>I'm pretty confidentNo you're not
>>154669661yeah not as good, still tasted good didn't get that cragly crust this time.
>>154669727Mike Evans ACL hanging by a thread thanks to this post
>>154669712The Patriots aren't going to fire him and if he had any shame he would've resigned already.Most likely this season will be a humiliation ritual for him until he's fired after the season. Unless the Patriots win games.
>week 1 Patriots @ SeahawksI said this before, but it's unironically a win-win for New England. Maye cannot possibly look worse than he did last time, so Patsfags will bring up how much better he played to say that they're going to be good this year
>>154669829It could derail their season if they get their asses blown out in week 1. The Vrabel drama could be put aside with winning football but they more that losses pile up, the more of a distraction it becomes.I don't believe that they're anywhere close to beating Seattle.
Who else going 16-0?
>>154669412The first step is becoming a Xehawks fan
>>154669727lol you are a literal crazy person if you think that
>>154669654>>154669829>remember the worst owl this century?>what if... we did it AGAIN?>let's make it the opener!whose fucking idea was this?
>>154669904What happened to week 18?
>>154669829kek they have to stand there and watch as the seahawks raise the super bowl banner and then get beat again
>>154668963Overall pretty brutal but at least they get to play Miami and the Jets twice.
>>154669913They got to the divisional round in a rebuilding year last year.
>>154669829I think it'll be close and a low scoring game but my guess is Seahawks win by a late FG
>>154669914they have been having a super bowl rematch as the first game of the season for the last 10 years
>>154669403Dion DawkinsKahlil ShakirKeon ColemanDJ MooreDalton KincaidTre WhiteEd OliverMichael Hoechtthat's all i got off the top of the dome
>>154669937wut
Shoutout to my fuckass dad for deciding that 8:45pm was the perfect time to do electrical work so he shuts off power to the house meaning I can't enjoy the schedule release from my PC
>>154669718How many Wions home games have you watched the last 3 years anon? They absolutely boat race teams playing in their stadium these days. Even last year as a down season they averaged 32.5 points at Ford Field. I would be stunned if Shough goes throw for throw with Goff
>>154668863Nobody messes with the Patriots
>>154669889>It could derail their season if they get their asses blown out in week 1Kek just checked their schedule and>@SEA, PIT, @JAG, @BUFPats will be 1-3 heading to face the Raiders after a full offseason of drama
>>154669914Mine, sorry
>>154669973this fucking guy
>>154669928and you are a crazy person if you think they got better
>>154669988How did they get worse with Fred Warner and Nick Bosa back on the field?
did the patriots offensive line get better? cause if they didnt they are going to have all kinds of trouble again. the seahawks defensive line got better
>>154669712thanks dov very cool
>>154670004if they move t-rex arms campbell to guard they would improve the line
>>154670000I must be from an alternate timeline because I would have sworn up and down that Warner gets hurt every year but I checked his stats and he’s played every game in ever season but the last
>>154669971>SEA Obvious loss I don’t even know if the week one Super Bowl rematches ever ended with the loser team winning >Pit Probably win because Pittsburgh likely will be shut especially early in the year but Gaye also sold on that game last year so who the fuck knows >jagJags win probably the first to beat shit out of them >bills Could go either way Joshys an elite choker but also the patriots won’t have confidence boosting wins against shitty ass tua and the even gamed panthers
>patriots vs seahawks openeris this legitimately the worst possible game they could've picked?
>>154668502>>154668593>Pretty well balancedIf you mean take all the easiest teams in the league and have the Eagles play them, then sure. But well balanced that is not, that's going to be one of the easiest schedule in the league.
>>154669727The niners are gonna do what they do every year >start out explosive getting string wins >get like every starter in every position injured by week 12>somehow still get some wins with mostly back ups make it to the playoffs and either get killed in the playoffs or make it to the owl only to get killed there
>>154670078Cardindals-Seahawks was on the schedule even if it was never a realistic option.
>>154670078They should make it the conference runners up. “The Super Bowl that could’ve been,” so broncos rams this year
>>154670099better game than this slop>>154670112I like the owl winner getting the first game as a tradition. but rematching the worst owl in a while is retarded
>>154670112Nah, the opener as a special treat for the Super Bowl winner is a pretty cool tradition even if it's only about 20 years old.
>>154670091I meant well balanced in terms of home vs away splits and the week 10 BYE. It's an easyish schedule obviously but they don't have any 3 away games in a row like some teams which can derail teams
>>154670132>>154670139This. Opening with the champ is nice.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_ouyGzOGLn4post more meme videos
>>154670000thats the entire problem with SF, they have no depth and are aging rapidly. if they arent injured again, someone else will be. what are they going to do when mccaffrey goes down? he has missed 5 significant time in seasons with injuries
>>154670176iggles did a reaction video, haven't watched it yet https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=H0BB-6EJYnw
Fuck Goydell for making Rams Niners an international game so that plastic franchise doesn't have to be embarrassed not having home field advantage in their own stadium.
>>154670189>significant time in 5 seasons
>>154669829Seahawks defense will be better but their offense will take a step back especially early in the season with their new OC
>>154670155No it's not. It's disrespectful to the champs idiot.
>>154668621>QB in early 20s>Head coach in his late 30s>A football city rejuvenated Is this going to be the most beloved team over the next decade?
>>154670206The Rams picked the 49ers for that game to avoid getting embarrassed at home again.
>>154670218how? it's honoring their win with the banner dropping on the first game of the season
Buzzsaw first 8 weeks for the Broncos ghat damn
>>154670206Maybe if Levi's weren't so ass they'd just stay home. But either way, Shanahan tried to get us back and make us go to Mexico. Hope they have fun at 7000ft above sea level kek
>>154670254>banner droppingthis isn't the NBA wigger
>>154670315what the fuck are you talking about retard
>>154670206True. I called this before it was announced btw
>Bills don't have a home game in december oh no no no
Colts had the best schedule release
>>154670324It wasn't dropped, it was revealed, Delco trash.
>>154670290not too bad. I'm sure they're sweating just as much thinking about playing them.
>>154670429>semanticswhatever retard, and lol no bucks county best county you faggot
>You now remember the Week 14 shootout between the Bills and RamsFunny looking back at it now knowing they're the two most recent MVPshttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=S1ELXcwu-wc
>>154670446True but playing 5 playoff teams and two Chiefs games in 7 of the first 8 weeks is the definition of a buzzsaw. I'm looking forward to almost every AFC West va NFC West game this year. Easily the two best divisions in the league despite what NFC North tards say
>>154670215disagree. the seahawks offense got better because of their players and offensive line. sure they lost ken walker but he is highly overrated. the new kid they got will be just as effective behind that same line that is still getting better
>>154670505>and two Chiefs gameswhy even mention the Chiefs here?
>>154670521my favorite part is the experts saying that draft class was bad because of a RB in round 1like what did you want them to do at 32 they needed an RB more than anything
>>154670429i believe the proper term is unfurled
>get to start the season off where us12's left offyeah I'm thinking thousand year darnoldreich
>Jags Cowboys on SNFThis will be a fun game
My Rammies with the most primetime games :)
>>154670539Don't be delulu. queefies aren't an easy W if the mutt is healthy. their defence had a lot of turnover but Spags is one of the best defensive coordinators of the last 20 years he'll have his boys ready
my mom made me a lasagna and brought it over to me what a sweetheart.
>>154670586god I can't wait for NFL shiposting to start again>pick sixscott
>>154670586>ACK shitslop
>>154670586This sent my sides into orbit. There's nothing funnier than watching the Cowboys lose.
>>154670543that was a great pick. if price is on any other college team he easily runs for over 1k yards. theres a good chance he turns out to be the best RB the seahawks have ever drafted
>>154670206The Rams in Los Angeles have a richer history and legacy than all but the most premier blue chip franchisesWhy are people mad? 1) people are mad the Rams don't have a lot of blue collar people. When it comes to watching NFL games, going to the stadium is like riding a greyhound or Amtrack. Need a big base of blue collar people for that and LA doesn't have that2) people are mad that LA has so much to do that going to the NFL stadium is way down the totem pole in fun things to do. Just in sports the Dodgers have probably the greatest team of all time and the Lakers have the two biggest stars in the game. USC has one of the best QBs on football yet againWhy do 49ers sell out games? I'm guessing those people aren't from San Francisco but rural California and the 49er itself is a blue collar mascot
>>154670586Dak would legitimately have a Suepr Bowl ring on any other contender except the Cowboys
>>154670543Smell Diaper and (((The Athletic writers))) are not "experts."
>>154670669>>Why do 49ers sell out games?Dumbassits because Silicon Valley Tech Companies love giving away seats to a sports game as incentives/corporate gifts.
>>154670586They only have 3 but all of the Jags' primetime games are good. @ Cowboys, @ Ravens, and vs. Steelers.>>154670643The Cowboys were up 17 in this game at one point too, if I remember correctly.
>>154669566Ya'll talk a big game but if push came to shove this nigga would have half of you on the dirt in ONE swing
>>154670669This is youngcuck
>>154670677I genuinely believe this too
Rams have a tough schedule this year, but that's nothing new. Same 10-12 wins range they've been living in the past couple years. Best part is that they have their bye in the middle of the season. Worst part is they play on 5 days of the week, maybe 6 if the Bucs game gets flexed into Saturday.
>>154670720Youngcuck is an Angels fan, not a Dodgers fan
>>154670717say that to his face and not online
>>154670593I agree, I never put divisional games below a 70/30 split. You always get weird games>>154670677Dak is the quintessential regular season only QB. I can't even find my webm of the QB sneak against the 9ers in the playoffs because there are so many examples of Dak blowing it
why no jets? they're a massive media market
>>154670743He rides the Doyers when they win for attention and posts that webm of two Latinas dancing
>>154670677thats why dlaw and now fowler left for greener pastures
>>154670777I remember telling cock Cowboys fans that the Packers were gonna spank them. The Cowboys spent that whole season beating up on bad teams and the Packers got hot and were beating some of the best teams in the league.
>>154670783Well I don't claim him. My parents are season ticket holders and we're family friends with the Garveys. Flakey fags like him can fuck off.
>>154670779Who on their roster is worth following??I understand the other teams but the jets don’t deserve primetime games
>>154670643>There's nothing funnier than watching the Cowboys lose.The Cardinals started off 2-0They ended 3-14Their only win after week 2...?
>>154670816Nobody claims him. Rams fans hate him. Doyer fans ignore himStill remember that night he had a full blown melty and got btfo
dan campbell would’ve given it to diana russini the best
>>154670842Good. I don't like him as a Lakers fan either.
>>154670821geno fucking smith
The chargers threw a plasma grenade at bo nix’s ankle in their schedule release video :(
>>154670873week 6 was the Chiefs browsing a cash shop and it showed the Chiefs having already bought the "referee armor" in the cash shopeven fucking NFL teams themselves are calling the sport rigged.
not sure if based or cringe
>>154670873Chargers kek. Forgettable franchise but they’re shitposting is top tier kekThey poked fun at Mike and Russini too
>>154670908Delulu
>>154670736It's not that tough. I see at least 7 free wins. Most teams only have a few
>>154668502>Nice set of opponents (though that was already known)>Nice that some of the tough games are at home>Playing against 4 teams coming off their byes is crazy>Four days off between games (week 11 to 12) is crazy>Way too many weird slots (two thursdays, two mondays, a saturday, an international game)More bad than good imo
>>154670913The new york post thing? They shoulda gone harder than that
>>154670858Tank commander Geno smith who’s gonna lead the jets to arch manning
wow, looking at this thread it seems every team is going to have 11+ winsvery impressive!
>Uuuhhhhhh the touchdown is good. but, uuhhhh... it doesn't count.. uhhhhhhh the game is over!
>>154670959They were probably afraid to get sued. They had to pull the browns and Deshaun skit years ago because of the scandals
>>154670976I can't believe the Lions let the old ass Steelers come into Detroit and spank them like that.
>>154670964the cardinals and jets exist anon
Our lioies finna make da yoffs
who needs the new york post when you have /nfl/'s very own dov kleiman?
>>154670964Won't be that impressive in the upcoming 28 game season where everyone can only play 22 games.
my bills got absolutely fucked with the scheduling
>>154670991The end of that game was refball as fuck. Two Wions TDs taken off the board on that final drive
this is gonna be our year right... r-right?
>>154670905I still haven't decided if I think this is real or not.
>>154671038no
>>154671038It never was
>>154670720>>154670736>>154670783I have no idea who that is. I've never been out west except a trip to Arizona 15 years ago. Just offering my observations from afar. Los Angeles is an interesting situation. It's like if you took the states normies live in, quadruple the people, then condense them in all one city. In a situation like that, you might have four friends live "in LA" but they might as well live in another state the distance and time to get to them is so vast. Rams I'm guessing have Santa Monica and Beverly Hills/Rodeo Drive, very wealthy areas. But they used to play in the historical LA Memorial Stadium next to USC we see in so many movies, where the Trojans play. That's a whole different part of town, the poor part of town.
>>154671018i'mma put you on game, motor city kitties is right there dawg
>>154671068We all know LA proper and county are both sprawling messes but its our sprawling mess
>>154671046oh, it's real alright
>>154671034Reffies are the Lions biggest rivals
>>154668825>My Patties are facing real teams this timeI don't feel so good bros
>>154671166I saw the video too but there are ways to fake it.
>>154671166He look like a lesbian
>>154668879>No primetime games for MenGOATzaSad
>>154671166almost looks like a man, but went 00's emo
>>154671068Some cities are city sized. And some cities are state sized. LA mogs Rhode Island.
>>154671166lol its clearly a wig at the end. that last mid length is when he stopped cutting. if he was going to cut it that short why would he cut it off in increments
>>154671166no... NOOOOOOO!!!!!
>>154671217Well now since Bill Ford died, they moved up from number 2
>>154671166He went from touchdown Jesus to 4th down Samson, he just lost all his meme strength.
>>154671166Its clearly a wig from how its layered, sits on the head, and how his ass doesnt run his hands through his hair after
>>154671269>>154671329didn't know we had so many bald people here
>>154671166Every Jags fan can tell that shit's a wig. Lawrence's hair is much more blond than that
>>154671372not bald, I have a mop on my head that makes me look homeless because it'll be a cold day in hell when you expect me to give $300+ dollars a year to some barber in a monthly subscription just so I look some what more appealing to my capitalistic masters.
>>154671269>why would he cut it off in incrementsTo keep it from curling up aggressively so the final pass can be cut evenly, everyone knows that. It's like you never dated an awkward hair stylist who developed a coke addiction after she started cutting stripper hair and had to break up with her after she broke into your parents house and tried to steal some of their shit to pawn.
>>154671166I don’t get it. What was the point of that?
>>154671398next time you see him and he still has longer hair you will remember this retarded post
>The Colts schedule revealkek
>>154669137cringe
>>154671443Well yeah, it'll probably be a little bit longer because it's grown out, that's how hair works.
dare i?
>>154671447Probably my favorite this year. Simpsons is a football classic, ugliest part is the disney logo at the end
>>154671447it makes me laugh knowing the jaguars had a 1-15 season in this span where their only win was against the colts in jacksonville in week 1, then proceeded to lose 15 straight
>>154669289The Eagles and Pats have joint practices in the preseason a lot and sometimes play preseason games. I don't know why, maybe Lurie and Kraft are friends.
>>154671466retard
>>154671421Jacksonville isn't known for it's creativity...or anything really
>cards ownership too cheap to put together a schedule video and just shat out ai sloppa insteadEven though they're (technically) divisional rivals I can't help but feel bad for them, what a sad franchise
>>154671529what was the seahawks video?
>>154671166Look at how they massacred my boy.
Here's the real strength of schedule list, btw. Based on pre-season odds rather than the previous season's record.
>>154671495I'm serious, I wouldn't be surprised if his hair grows over a half inch every month at his age, maybe more if he takes prenatal vitamins
my redskins :)
>Cowshits get a week 14 bye and 8 prime time gamesLol they're still going 8-9
>DOWN IN A HOLE!!kwabhttps://youtu.be/f8hT3oDDf6c?si=vPNEVYlfYgMgHYxt&t=99
>>154671398If it's a real haircut why didn't he actually run his fingers through the hair? The guy gave more hoverhand than the captain of chess club towards the prom wieen
>>154671584I'm surprised it's only 8
Alright I watched every single NFL schedule release video
>>154671597There's a three week stretch where they play TNF, SNF and then MNF. Thanks Goodell
>>154671551>5th easiest scheduleso the Ravens have no excuse this time>>154671552>tfw hair stopped growing and it curls hardat least I never have to get haircuts again
>>154671591Doesn't want to make it frizzy, it's humid in Florida, and he's spritzing him too. The more you excite the more it'll want to curl up which makes getting an even cut even more difficult. He probably combed the fuck out of it beforehand anyways and rubbing your fingers through someone's hair is gross.
>multiple teams get 5+ prime time games>tardinals don't get a single oneI thought teams were supposed to get at least one TNF or MNF game
>>154671551Patriots having a perfectly middle schedule is satisfying
>>154671639I'm talking about Trevor Lawrence to himself. At the end of the video t. Law fakes the motion of running his fingers through his hair. It's a common thing people do after a haircut. Feel their new hair.
>>154670905Much better the long hair made him look a little goofy
>>154671647The Tardnals aren't a team, they're a club.
>>154671647Go watch your AI zoom meeting in shame
>>154671662The Rams get 7 prime time games despite the fact that they're the most plastic fan base in the league
>>154671056>>154671063you're wrong. GO GRENNGALS
>>154671675at least they have fans
>>154671656Common if you get a $10 haircut, he just got his hair styled though, you don't want to disturb it. He probably would have spent $150 on that if it was his own money, once it's sculpted you want it stay that way.
>>154671551how do the niners allegedly have it harder than the seahawks when they have the same schedule except the niners playMIAATLMNand the hawks playNECHICAR??
>>154671259Would be like if you took RI and added 13 times more people (has an NFL team ever scored 13x TD in one game?)LA has 12-13M packed into one sprawling cityOnly four states are bigger: the Big Four CA TX NY FLAfter them the only states that can even come close to LA the city are the next tier, the 10M-12M range states PA - two NFL teamsOH - twoNJ - twoIL - oneMI - oneGA - oneNC - oneFor those states you'd have to condense them entirely into one city to get LA
>>154671675The Rams are a top 5 team all time in playoff appearances, and one of the most dominant teams of the last decade We get it Californias LA residents are fairweather fans, that has nothing to do with football
>>154671692oh wait nm its hardest to easiest kek i suck cocks by choice
These licensed videos are kind of gay and I think I'm going to refuse to watch any of them. It feels like I'm volunteering to watch a long commercial. Oh cool, Halo! Their last release was a banger I can't believe it's only been half a decade. The Simpsons? No way. You're telling me my favorite animated sitcom that I didn't stop watching 20 years ago did (another) OFFICIAL NFL collab? Anyway, go Jags.
The NFL treats their fans like fucking pigs and you dumb goyim slaves just let them.
>>154671589o kek
>>154671698They just want to try to capitalize on the LA market since they care more about the Dodgers and Lakers then the Rams. And half of LA probably forgot that the Chorgers exist
>>154671721Simpsons is football. There has been Simpsons on Sunday after football for almost as long as the Lombardi has existed now Halo and street fighter definitely felt more like ads but YouTube video game shit was the next avenue after chargers did an anime schedule reveal last year.
>>154671732Sean McVay is actually just one of the best offensive minds in the NFL and plays in a conference that predominately focuses on defensive units over flashy offenses making the rams have a constant staying presence in the NFC when compared to more lackluster offenses.
>>154670976Great sport
>>154671611Detroit is too gritty to have fun, they're a serious football team >:(
>>154671768Even a straight played one like the Bengals did would be fine
>>154671743oh cmon the lombardi trophy was first awarded in 1967. the simpsons didnt air till 1989, 87 if you include the tracey ullman shorts
>>154671537Perfume
>>154671763Their special teams are dogshit though. That cost them at least 3 games last year, including both Seahawks losses
>>154671727oink oink. i just like to drink beer and eat food with my friends on sunday. its not like we're into wrestling or something gay and scripted like that
>>154671771Still more Simpsons after football in the Lombardi era than not
>>154671743Oh how many times I missed half a new episode cause my teams was getting their ass kicked and the game ran late because they were trying to mount a comeback. I missed most of the mr plow episode.
>>154671794Don't take shots at Jacksonville like that.
>>154671675They're just that good
>Graps me dat shit rook. Booty feelin itchy today, feel me?
>>154671763He's a QB baby. Going to get exposed hard when Stafford retires
>>154671732LA should have forced LeBron and Luka to play TE for the Rams during fall/winter. The Colts have two basketball players as their TEs
It's 10amWhere my /druk/sters at?
>>154671967Stafford bought the rams more time than anyone thought he would desu
>>154672013What a life!
J E T S JETS JETS JETS
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TBw78kf3AKo
>>154672098when i see or say 'Jets' my brain automatically rewires me to think or say "Jeets"
>>154672086Based and /lit/ pilled
Jets should win 7 games this year.
>>154672086who the fuck reads a book drunk
Nobody messes with the Jets
>>154672139>
>>154672167average LA Rams fan
Why don't the Raiders have any primetime games?
>>154672118>tortilla flatkino
>>154672205Cause they haven't been relevant in years.
>>154671968Jersey boys are projecting again
>>154672205Because the raiders aren't entertaining. Hopefully Fernando changes that.
>>154672202and raiders and chargers and cowboys
>>154671968What positions would ohtani play for the Rams?
0-17
>>154671968>>154672268Plus the reigning NFL MVP. Has one city in human history ever had such a collection of generational talent?
>>154672268>6'4 210lbs>throws well>Mobile>solid leaderQuarterback
>>1546722851-16they'll beat dallas because they always do for some reason
>>154671166Bad call, Trev
>>154672285They can easily beat the Raiders, Jets, Saints, Giants, and Redskins.
>>154668546Bungles have zero reason to not have a deep playoff run this year, which is how I know they won’t even make the wildcard round and ending a severely disappointing season.
>>154672310QB would be the last position he'd play for obvious reasons:1) it's a mental position that takes a decade to develop 2) they already have a QB
>>154672305Maybe ancient Rome?
>>154672305Astrodome had both prime Warren Moon & prime Nolan Ryan 1984-1988
>Cowboys schedule reveal is the Tyler Intelligence Agency>Calls Houston "Ghetto Dallas"https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=u32agQxurec
If I split the difference on games I'd call toss ups, I think the Patriots get 11 wins
>>154671732It is still completely retarded that the Chargers are in LAThey were a huge part of San Diego culture and San Diego is still a huge city. It's like if the Vikings just packed up and moved to Chicago because it's a bigger market
>>154672451The part that made me lose my shit was "I low-key don't know where Indianapolis is"
>>154671968Bron has never been a hater
Titans very, very easily had the best schedule reveal video. Yes the chargers were higher effort but this is way funnierhttps://youtu.be/TGFd1bj-GpY
>>154672481Sharing a stadium with another team is cuck tier. I've been to the old Chargers stadium for a USC championship game and it seemed totally fine. No idea why they felt like they needed to demo the fucking thing
>>154672467
Patriots Fun Fact: Patriot missiles are from Boston (Raytheon Co.)
>>154672013>>154672086Brahs
>>154672534A win against the Seahawks is a bold choice. They're set to regress on offense but our problem was their defense since our O Line is awful and their pass rush is excellentOur O Line maybe kinda got better over the off-season but that is not going to click week 1
>>154672534lol no
The Browns one could have been cool if the pixel art were good
>>154672358Lel i thought that was max kellerman for a sec
>>154672571You can argue it's an O Line stat, but the O Line didn't get better so what's the difference
>>154672561Pats improved on O-line (at least on paper so far)and their secondary, and receiving core improved. Xirhawks regressed this offseason imo. >>154672571i do believe Maye is not the guy, but they can still do enough to have a winning record but not make the playoffs, unless its wildcard.
>>154672481That's what happens when your team is owned by a fat fuck greedy Greek scumbag.
Pavia predicament?
>>154672620Pavia Problem
>>154672593I don't think the Patriots have a meaningful future over the next seven years if Maye isn't a franchise QB
>>154672620Gets his latinx bussy pounded by LaMeme
yall realize Fake Gaye is regressing bad this year right?
>>154672620Pavia should've went to the buccaneers
>>154672640i agree. he's the best they will get though, and he's selling Hopium to the masses bringing in money. >>154672650yes, but he's got a great defense.
>Voice of San Diego reported on March 11, 2015, that a new Chargers' stadium would likely not make San Diego money, citing that the city still owed millions in tax dollars for the renovations to Chargers' Qualcomm Stadium repairs from 1997, and is currently paying about $12 million yearly for Qualcomm. The article stated that San Diego taxpayers subsidized Qualcomm stadium with over $10 million a year because the Chargers and other stadium events didn't generate enough revenue to cover costs. Qualcomm stadium also cost taxpayers almost $2 million each year for police and fire services at Chargers games, as well as repairs to the stadium, costs which were not compensated for by the ChargersKWAB! What a poverty franchise. They're even worse now and make even less money. What a fucking joke. The NFL fucking blows cock.
>>154672650What about faker gayfield
Go Broncoshttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=c0dvabcWVo0
>>154672661>Make 1 dollar less renting the stadium Big whoop
>>154672650Name four quarterbacks you think will improve this year
>>154669386Bald Trev would have a 5000 yard passing season.
>>154672672he stays where hes at- a top 15 QB who occasionally can play like a top 8 in random streaks
>>1546707133 primetime games is the perfect amount of primetime games desu.
>>154672661kek what a homeless teamsleeping on the rams' couch while they "figure some things out"
The NFL be like WOO we're making record profits from gambling and international games and streaming! And then they cry poverty and are like you have to pay to build us a new stadium goyim. And the stupid fucking goyim actually do it lmao you couldn't make it up.
>>154672692I can name you 3 in the AFCW alone. Herbust, Muttfreak, and Kirko. I think Cock Turdy will play better ball this year, and im optimistic about Shough taking another step up.
>>154672692KylerPurdyShoughDaniels
>>154672620Will he get any preseason snaps?
>>154672692kylershoughhurtsyoung
>>154672721It really is pathetic. Even shit teams like the Browns have their own Stadium. They are almost as embarrassing as The Jets.
>>154672692burrow will have learned how to play under center and not get injured. owl contender btwjayden daniels will actually play most of the seasondeshaun watson will playnine will be mediocre, which is an improvement
>>154672481Chargers going to LA is win/win for everyone For San Diego is a win because now they are a one sport town. One sports town are the best for community and neighborhood barsFor everyone is it's a win because they Chargers have been donkey dicks the whole time in San Diego and nobody wants to see anymore of that
The Chargers should be forced to play all games away. They don't have a home.
>>154672766Someone should just buy the chargers, change the name, and make them a salt lake city team
>>154672692Bo NixGaylebBaker Dart>>154672731200,000 tops
Say hello to your 2026 NFL MVP
>>154672844Hell yeah. I hope he makes that hicklib faggot Chris Simms cry.
>>154672844I think they're missing the playoffs
>>154672692Gayleb Dart Hurts and Lameme
>>154672843Baker, naa. he's had enough time. his true colours have shown.
>>154672844What happened? Did 10 different teams all have plane crashes? Including the Eagles.
What are the Steelers in 2026? They have no identity. They are still riding off shit other men did in the 70's and the 00's team Bill Cowher built and Tomlin drove into the fucking dirt.
>>154672876Bucs offence was ass fucked by injuries last year O line, WRs and Bucky Irving all missed significant time. He had 40 TDs in 2024 I think we'll see much closer to that level of play this season
>>154672887I think this might be the year the Steelers start to suck
>>154672887-t. Perna
>>154672898Is there any serious competitor for a better football YouTuber
>>154672420Also Hakeem Olajuwon that whole time. First at U Houston then Rockets
>>154672896How many trans are you bandwagonning?Bucs, Eagles, Lions, CardsRavens, Broncos That's at least six so far
>>154672907Perna will never have my respect until he brings this series backhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xVzQQy8wfpM
>>154672907Football youtube is bleak. It really exposes how fucking gay and retarded the average NFL fan is.
>>154672844ok i will
And the pass isssss.....IN-COM-PLETE
>>154672285who even is their QB?
>>154671611cringe
>Unironically watching reddit coded NFL JewtubersKEK fucking children. Watch the games live like an adult.If I ever have questions or want information on something interesting I saw, I flip on the All22 and learn like a man.
>>154672938Based.
>>154672948ENTER
Nobody messes with TLaw
>>154672929Football Analysis and Thinking Football are good even if Garrett very clearly has autism
>>154672926>How many trans are you bandwagonning?>transHoly Freudian slip keeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeek you got tranny porn on the brain mutt?
>>154672692Darnold9MariotaKyler
Chargers (and Philly) got screwed
>>154672954This kills the non ball knowers
NOOOOOOOO NOT THE TAPE I DONT WANNA WATCH AND STUDY GET IT AWAY
>>154673005Tapewatchers > Ballknowers
>Jaguars get to expose Blo Dix AGAIN but this time in their home openerfuck yeah 2-0
>>154673022JaMarcus...
>>154672999So is this what people will point to if the Patriots are good again
>>154673027Imagine if he gets sacked and breaks his ankle
>>154673022Kyler Murray...
>>154673037>ifOk bud
>>154673037They won't be.
>>154673024Tape watchers are the ball knowers. It's stattyboys and analytics fags who get regularly plonked
>>154673037They'll point to the super bowl if the Patriots are good again
https://strawpoll.com/e2naXVQAlyBI'm gonna post this a few teams over the coming days, please vote totally honestly, I'm really curious to get a sense of who /sp/ hates
ENTER MR. UNLIMITED
>>154672205I don’t know but I’m glad
Someone post the Tua webm. You know the one.
>watch bears schedule release>get recommended painting asmrwhat the fuck
>>154673089Not clicking that
>>154673104I feel like you guys are the most likely to make a Bears or Patriots type leapNew coach who was a super hot candidate, got a ton of help in the offseason, well liked draft
>The chargers paid rent to the rams in their schedule releasefuck you that's funny
>>154673027I'm a lot more interested in Payton getting exposed for the nth time.
>>154673115I keep my expectations low so I don’t get hurt
>>154673106
>>154673113How new are you? It's a strawpoll>>154673115The chargers social media team is elite. Them having a bit about how the Patriots Superbowl trip was a free ride because they only played shit teams then had a "glitch" occur when their wildcard opponent was listed was hilarious
>>154673089Nice idea for a poll honestly. Keking at Steelers being tied with Chiefs so far despite being irrelevant for a decade. (I voted for them too!)
>>154673123the jags ended a 20 game losing streak with this win, 2nd longest in nfl history
So far very based. Fuck the queefies, stoolers and asterisks
>>154673135I voted for the Steelers because I want them to be good and circling the drain for like seven years isn't helpful at all They should be one of those elite defense teams that no one wants to play with a rookie contract suite on offense like Williams, Siattabo, and Nakua but instead they're just nothing
>>154673123Perfection.
Who is the next QB famous for his Bradyesque screaming like girl?https://youtube.com/shorts/7mnvgG7rUZk
Pat'triq had da flu an sheeeeeiiiiiittttttt.
>>154673135While Toom was doing this his wifey was in his bed getting her guts rearranged by her karate coach.
>>154673005>>154673024Kiwi is like us we were were 10 years old. It's amazing he has no idea how clueless he is at understanding what's going on in a football game compared to normal people. What he should be doing is watching people who actually know ball break tape down for him so he can start learning not to be so retarded
>>154673135Hate shittsburp, simple as
>Kiwi is like us we were were 10 years old. It's amazing he has no idea how clueless he is at understanding what's going on in a football game compared to normal people. What he should be doing is watching people who actually know ball break tape down for him so he can start learning not to be so retarded
>>154673089o they mad at the hawks
>Everyone stopped responding to my b8 posts
>>154673213Seahawks have only 2 votes what list are you looking at?
Who is the OG Dome Babby? Is it Brees?
>>154673213What are you talking about? The Rams and the 49ers have more votes than the Seahawks.
>>154673212Get it through your head. You're fucking retarded when it comes to trying to understand what's going on in a football game in comparison to the average personYou can't get smart by being satisfied by being retarded
This is the year my Bills win it all, I can feel it
>>154669654even if Stafford is healthy Rams and Hawks will split. They're legit and this division is a bloodbath
>>154673237>not on my watch
>>154673236Alright. Enjoy staying 10 years old forever escaping how everyone else your age has moved on by coming on here and acting like a child 24/7. I don't know how you think any of this is a good idea for your happiness and prosperity
New>>154673264>>154673264>>154673264
>>154673231victim complex ass city
>>154670759The *Ronnie Bell part got me
