Goodbye Ducks >>154670328
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Why does the NHL want me to do so much bowling? I thought they wanted me to watch the Stanley cup playoffs
imagine the memes if carter hart and marner win the stanley cup
ducksfrens... are you aware that you took Dostal from the _finnish_ league where he was under the influence of... finnish goaltending...
>>154671414so you think they should have traded him even earlier? pretty contradictory of u
Huomenta but the opposite
Typical analslime shitheads, get relocated pls
>>154671442>contradictoryThat was my first and only point retard.
>>154671432HE WAS A RETARDED LYNXSIE?
>>154671455ok so your post was even more pointless, got it
>>154671431marner conn smythe is almost worth vegass winning it would be so funny
so the mildfag goes to bar and asks "is there anything on tap?" the bartender says "sorry sir, it's only cans since we ain't got no cups"
It's so over, all those power players are out of an extra paycheck now. How could the ducks do this to them?
Why are the Dabres such sore losers? They always start a brawl whenever they lose.
>>154671431I don't need to; you won't shut up about itGreat reminder right here at my favorite place
>>154671461yes...
>>154671431i am literally imagining. i will tell gemeni to create many funny pictures
Dobes went from crying and sputtering like a baby during interviews after losing a single game to skating around like he's got the biggest dick on the ice and beating the shit out of everyone remotely near the crease like he's Lundqvist over the course of a season.
did eichel injure his pussy again?
What do you think "E.M." is thinking watching this game?
>>154671432Dostal is not the problem
>>154671408Ducks can’t fly. Flightless birds can’t win offs
>>154671483that she should have started from the balls
im calling them matthews's instead of marners now
>>154671463Made you rustle your jimmies
On the wings of loveUp and above the cloudsThe only way to flyIs on the wings of love
>>154671497my jims never get rustled
>>154671493none of the core four were the problemthey made a bet on the cap and a literal act of god fucked them over
>>154671483that she should have married carter hart
>>>Ducks can’t fly.
>Come back Marner, come back!
at what point in the game does quenneville finally tell gudas to matthews marner?
>Welcome to the Intermission Report>Turns out, Mitch Marner is pretty good at this playoff hockey thingHoly KWAB
>vegASS fags acting like they're not about to get swept
>>154671469the >laffs would be worth it
hutton and coghlan look nhl ready
At least we'll have hockey on sunday
just took a huge matthews now i feel physically ill
>>154671545>coghlanhe's not
>he thinks the Ducks will lose today
>>154671548leave the balding gay mexican alone… leave him alone!
I can feel the puck> the puck is pensive, and Venus is in retrograde... your luck numbers are 4, 17, and 58
the ordinary neet has poor sleeping habits and a diet of mainly frozen prepackaged foods and a nagging mother because of his community college dropout past and little to no future prospects. the wage cuck suffers a similar fate with minor differences. stress keeps him up late and Goldstein has him up at 5 am, he feeds on fastfood and cafeteria grool. his roastie bitch wife demands more kids to max her child support down the line.A /hoc/ poster on the other hand is a truly enlightened individual. he wakes up around 7 to watch the SportsCentre and enjoy a coffee on his deck. After rush hour traffic dies down he heads to the gym for a vigorous weight lifting session. at home he enjoys a protein shake for a anack while he preps lunch. he slices and batters homemade onion rings, certainly no more than 4 dollars of material. As a tech-savvy 21-27 year old male he logs onto Coin base to check his portfolio. Looking good /hoc/ poster, new ICO on Friday to keep an eye on. He knows true bosses work for themselves. One of his college aged women will stop by for an afternoon romp and then he can give her investment advice. After evening rush hour dies down he hits the rink early for a skate before teaching tomorrow's stars how to skate. volunteer of course, /hoc/ posters give back to the community. For dinner he grills a steak. Rare of course. As he watches the sunset he pulls out his laptop and reminds /hoc/ that while they're in a noble pursuit, they must always shun vegas and any trips they come across. In his dreams the /hoc/ poster fantasizes about the cabin he'll build for himself in a quiet Finnish town when he decides to finally cash out. but not today /hoc/ man, not today
dont forget to fill out your census or the rcmp will come knocking on your door. thats what happened last time with me
Can the ducks at least snap Marner's neck by EOG?
>>154671567very very very good post
>>154671568may I save that image? I want to use it in future threads
>>154671574you're right
>>154671572>are you SURE there aren't any more residents living in your household?
>>154671569but /hoc/ is full of 30+ boomers
trb has the jannies working extra hard tonight. earn that pay, janny
>MItchy, Mitchy, MitchyCAUSE I'M ALL THAT, AND A DIME SACK, WHERE THE PAPERS AT!!
/hoc/ told me Marner was shit for not scoring any points last game...
>>154671601but they're already in hockey hell if they're lafs fans *thinking emoji*
my cheeks clappin like a standing ovation
>>154671510
>>154671601Kinda based
>>154671601anyone within range of this guy's voice is in actual hell
>>154671616>Rustled JimmiesKEK
Marner.
>>154671627its like goosebumps and we're actually in shit posting hell
Continuing discussion of ducks defenders: am I crazy or don’t they have a really good prospect in the ahlwhat the fuck are they doing
marner doing this in the west just shows how tough the east is. randy will sweep whomever comes out of the west.
>>154671610It isn't real hockey hell as they can still sink further below. They need to go deeper like the Canucks to reach it.
looking kinda foggy or just me
>>154671646Our biggest mistake was extending goodass and making him captain when he was just a nerd for hire when the team was cheeks
>>154671665somebody left the front doors open
Shit games = Shit results. Sad times in the nhl.
HAHAHAHAHAHAFuck commiefornia
>>154671654the avs have already won the cup, my guythe rest of this shit is ceremonial at best
>interviewing a cheater that left his college team in shambles
and now here's a real treat! an in game interview with the coach of the san diego chargers!
really interviewing some random dude in the middle of an elimination game
>>154671646They didn't think they'd get this far. They're set up nicely for the future though
one of the goalies has a .333 save%
>harBAAAW gifting the dorks with his playoff choking energy
/mlb/ is making fun of us...
My 19 year old girlfriend is a ducks fanI don't think my penis is going to smell like her vagina tonight :(
>>154671693Yeah but the Gulls got knocked out and have some really good playersidk man, kinda sucks for those prospects
>>154671703doesn't matter, basedbore can suck it until the Stan Lee is awarded
>>154671715is she a latina
>>154671715Her penis is gonna smell like your bergina, lad
>>154671726Malaysian
So uh, marner is going to win the conn smythe... lmao leafs
>>154671553Bro it's 3-0 and they aren't even trying Fuck this gay ass weak team
reddit saying WCF starts Wednesday.
Shart
Non-hockey fan here, what do I say to my Sabre fans friends to troll them?
>>154671514True but Matthew's is washed and marner was always just feeding Matthew's now hes shooting and playing greedier
>>154671777checked
>>154671491>Ducks can't flyWhat the fuck?
>>154671783He's retarded not unlike the ducks
>>154671491bro you one of them retards?
>>154671775Why would you troll them? Have you considered twisting your tiny nuts off instead?
>>154671775offer them some razorcake, but eat all the razor first totally cheese them off
>>154671777i will agree he is kinda washed nowthe hyperbole is what i take issue with if anything
Duck's pooper play
*drop passes*
First time watching a knights game Is Hart actually good ? How did sitting on the court bench for years not make him a wash?
>>154671819they had quite the practice squad on that bench
>>154671819you do a lot of pushups and join the Aryan Brotherhood everyone puts in work
>um, yes, Hello, I'm new, and I have a question for, let's see, gimme a moment...
>>154671819the people on the nhl subreddit still call him a rapist kek
>Going on reddit
>that anon that paid money to watch his team get btfo in person
>>154671819He had still been training the entire time he was in the feminist gulagAnd Golden Knights season was a trial by fire and he's been enduring it
>>154671819Hart is playing hothe came off injury and looked badhe had a high ceiling in phillyI could see him play this hot into the scfhis tracking and positioning are pretty good, just has some issues with rebounds
https://youtu.be/GU35oCHGhJ0?list=RDGU35oCHGhJ0>YOU'VE GOT TO PICK EVERY STITCH!!!>MUST BE THE SEASON OF MITCH!!!!!!!!
>>154671671>OURPic related.
do u think forslund is still a caniac at heart
>>154671819you could see sparks of his development the last seasons he played in philly before the trial.
Why are none or the duckies heeming the fuck out of Marner
>>154671851yea there's actual discussion of clips and postgames on there instead of 100 SCAAAARRRRRRR posts per thread
SCAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAARRRRRRR
when is gudas going to neon knee somebody?
>>154671872never thought about it
Bro just admitted to being a redditor..
>>154671874Hes keeping his head upIt's that simple
>>154671888gary forced him to retire
flyers probably would have beat the canes if they still had carter hart
>>154671874Marner jukes heemshe is notoriously not a hitter and tries to avoid being hithard to be pissed off at that kind of player as a heemer, the dream is to skullfuck another physical guy not some fairy ginger who tries to run away
>>154671901>another heated rivalry faggot talking about fucking a manits just so tiresome
>>154671900Flyers were pretty good at developing Hart and the scandal forced their handit was quite literally nobody’s fault
>>154671900Imagine his save% vs rod's quantity shooters
Dangle Status?
Dustin Wolf did better than carter hart at Everett so the flames are in next year
>>154671888Gudas is a bitch and I'm a ducks fan
>>154671914Hart chose to have group sex with multiple men and deserves the consequences
i go to bed if they can't score here
>>154671922Some have said wolf is the next carter hart
SCAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAARRRRRRRRRR
>IT WAS 3-0
DUCKS NOT DEAD
>IT WAS 3-0UH OH VEGASSTHE DUCKIES TRAIN IS COMING
SHARTED
>>154671927He did nothing wrong and E.M. was also pretty much within her remit to expect the court case to go her way. just casualties of retarded policy and cultural undercurrents
THE COMEBACK BEGINS
>>154671930Guess u are staying up pal
>>154671932C O N V O YONROY
hold on to yer butts
>>154671947Na he sinned
Anyone else feel like people get away with actual evil all the time but if you aren't perfect you get punished for it?
MARNER ALMOST SCORED
>>154671970Only the former
>>154671970I found 100 bill once 16 years ago that was the peak of my luck
>>1546719613 “Why do you look at the speck of sawdust in your brother’s eye and pay no attention to the plank in your own eye? 4 How can you say to your brother, ‘Let me take the speck out of your eye,’ when all the time there is a plank in your own eye? 5 You hypocrite, first take the plank out of your own eye, and then you will see clearly to remove the speck from your brother’s eye.>Matthew 7
>>154671976nice
