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Goodbye Ducks
>>154670328
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>>154671408
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>>154671408
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Why does the NHL want me to do so much bowling? I thought they wanted me to watch the Stanley cup playoffs
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imagine the memes if carter hart and marner win the stanley cup
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ducksfrens... are you aware that you took Dostal from the _finnish_ league where he was under the influence of... finnish goaltending...
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>>154671414
so you think they should have traded him even earlier? pretty contradictory of u
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Huomenta but the opposite
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Typical analslime shitheads, get relocated pls
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>>154671442
>contradictory
That was my first and only point retard.
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>>154671432
HE WAS A RETARDED LYNXSIE?
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>>154671455
ok so your post was even more pointless, got it
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>>154671431
marner conn smythe is almost worth vegass winning it would be so funny
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so the mildfag goes to bar and asks "is there anything on tap?" the bartender says "sorry sir, it's only cans since we ain't got no cups"
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It's so over, all those power players are out of an extra paycheck now. How could the ducks do this to them?
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Why are the Dabres such sore losers? They always start a brawl whenever they lose.
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>>154671431
I don't need to; you won't shut up about it
Great reminder right here at my favorite place
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>>154671461
yes...
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>>154671431
i am literally imagining. i will tell gemeni to create many funny pictures
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Dobes went from crying and sputtering like a baby during interviews after losing a single game to skating around like he's got the biggest dick on the ice and beating the shit out of everyone remotely near the crease like he's Lundqvist over the course of a season.
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did eichel injure his pussy again?
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What do you think "E.M." is thinking watching this game?
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>>154671432
Dostal is not the problem
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>>154671408
Ducks can’t fly. Flightless birds can’t win offs
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>>154671483
that she should have started from the balls
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im calling them matthews's instead of marners now
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>>154671463
Made you rustle your jimmies
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On the wings of love
Up and above the clouds
The only way to fly
Is on the wings of love
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>>154671497
my jims never get rustled
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>>154671493
none of the core four were the problem
they made a bet on the cap and a literal act of god fucked them over
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>>154671483
that she should have married carter hart
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>Ducks can’t fly.
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>Come back Marner, come back!
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at what point in the game does quenneville finally tell gudas to matthews marner?
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>Welcome to the Intermission Report
>Turns out, Mitch Marner is pretty good at this playoff hockey thing
Holy KWAB
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>vegASS fags acting like they're not about to get swept
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>>154671469
the >laffs would be worth it
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hutton and coghlan look nhl ready
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At least we'll have hockey on sunday
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just took a huge matthews now i feel physically ill
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>>154671545
>coghlan
he's not
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>he thinks the Ducks will lose today
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>>154671548
leave the balding gay mexican alone… leave him alone!
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I can feel the puck
> the puck is pensive, and Venus is in retrograde... your luck numbers are 4, 17, and 58
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the ordinary neet has poor sleeping habits and a diet of mainly frozen prepackaged foods and a nagging mother because of his community college dropout past and little to no future prospects. the wage cuck suffers a similar fate with minor differences. stress keeps him up late and Goldstein has him up at 5 am, he feeds on fastfood and cafeteria grool. his roastie bitch wife demands more kids to max her child support down the line.

A /hoc/ poster on the other hand is a truly enlightened individual. he wakes up around 7 to watch the SportsCentre and enjoy a coffee on his deck. After rush hour traffic dies down he heads to the gym for a vigorous weight lifting session. at home he enjoys a protein shake for a anack while he preps lunch. he slices and batters homemade onion rings, certainly no more than 4 dollars of material. As a tech-savvy 21-27 year old male he logs onto Coin base to check his portfolio. Looking good /hoc/ poster, new ICO on Friday to keep an eye on. He knows true bosses work for themselves. One of his college aged women will stop by for an afternoon romp and then he can give her investment advice. After evening rush hour dies down he hits the rink early for a skate before teaching tomorrow's stars how to skate. volunteer of course, /hoc/ posters give back to the community. For dinner he grills a steak. Rare of course. As he watches the sunset he pulls out his laptop and reminds /hoc/ that while they're in a noble pursuit, they must always shun vegas and any trips they come across. In his dreams the /hoc/ poster fantasizes about the cabin he'll build for himself in a quiet Finnish town when he decides to finally cash out. but not today /hoc/ man, not today
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dont forget to fill out your census or the rcmp will come knocking on your door. thats what happened last time with me
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Can the ducks at least snap Marner's neck by EOG?
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>>154671567
very very very good post
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>>154671568
may I save that image? I want to use it in future threads
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>>154671574
you're right
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>>154671572
>are you SURE there aren't any more residents living in your household?
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>>154671569
but /hoc/ is full of 30+ boomers
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trb has the jannies working extra hard tonight. earn that pay, janny
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>MItchy, Mitchy, Mitchy

CAUSE I'M ALL THAT, AND A DIME SACK, WHERE THE PAPERS AT!!
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/hoc/ told me Marner was shit for not scoring any points last game...
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>>154671601
but they're already in hockey hell if they're lafs fans *thinking emoji*
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my cheeks clappin like a standing ovation
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>>154671510
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>>154671601
Kinda based
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>>154671601
anyone within range of this guy's voice is in actual hell
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>>154671616
>Rustled Jimmies
KEK
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Marner.
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>>154671627
its like goosebumps and we're actually in shit posting hell
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Continuing discussion of ducks defenders: am I crazy or don’t they have a really good prospect in the ahl
what the fuck are they doing
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marner doing this in the west just shows how tough the east is. randy will sweep whomever comes out of the west.
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>>154671610
It isn't real hockey hell as they can still sink further below. They need to go deeper like the Canucks to reach it.
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>>154671646
Our biggest mistake was extending goodass and making him captain when he was just a nerd for hire when the team was cheeks
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>>154671665
somebody left the front doors open
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Shit games = Shit results. Sad times in the nhl.
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HAHAHAHAHAHA

Fuck commiefornia
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>>154671654
the avs have already won the cup, my guy
the rest of this shit is ceremonial at best
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>interviewing a cheater that left his college team in shambles
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and now here's a real treat! an in game interview with the coach of the san diego chargers!
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really interviewing some random dude in the middle of an elimination game
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>>154671646
They didn't think they'd get this far. They're set up nicely for the future though
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one of the goalies has a .333 save%
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>harBAAAW gifting the dorks with his playoff choking energy
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/mlb/ is making fun of us...
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My 19 year old girlfriend is a ducks fan
I don't think my penis is going to smell like her vagina tonight :(
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>>154671693
Yeah but the Gulls got knocked out and have some really good players
idk man, kinda sucks for those prospects
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>>154671703
doesn't matter, basedbore can suck it until the Stan Lee is awarded
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>>154671715
is she a latina
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>>154671715
Her penis is gonna smell like your bergina, lad
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>>154671726
Malaysian
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So uh, marner is going to win the conn smythe... lmao leafs
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>>154671553
Bro it's 3-0 and they aren't even trying
Fuck this gay ass weak team
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reddit saying WCF starts Wednesday.
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Shart
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Non-hockey fan here, what do I say to my Sabre fans friends to troll them?
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>>154671514
True but Matthew's is washed and marner was always just feeding Matthew's now hes shooting and playing greedier
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>>154671777
checked
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>>154671491
>Ducks can't fly
What the fuck?
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>>154671783
He's retarded not unlike the ducks
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>>154671491
bro you one of them retards?
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>>154671775
Why would you troll them? Have you considered twisting your tiny nuts off instead?
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>>154671775
offer them some razorcake, but eat all the razor first
totally cheese them off
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>>154671777
i will agree he is kinda washed now
the hyperbole is what i take issue with if anything
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Duck's pooper play
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*drop passes*
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First time watching a knights game
Is Hart actually good ?
How did sitting on the court bench for years not make him a wash?
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>>154671819
they had quite the practice squad on that bench
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>>154671819
you do a lot of pushups and join the Aryan Brotherhood everyone puts in work
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>um, yes, Hello, I'm new, and I have a question for, let's see, gimme a moment...
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>>154671819
the people on the nhl subreddit still call him a rapist kek
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>Going on reddit
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>that anon that paid money to watch his team get btfo in person
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>>154671819
He had still been training the entire time he was in the feminist gulag
And Golden Knights season was a trial by fire and he's been enduring it
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>>154671819
Hart is playing hot
he came off injury and looked bad
he had a high ceiling in philly
I could see him play this hot into the scf
his tracking and positioning are pretty good, just has some issues with rebounds
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>YOU'VE GOT TO PICK EVERY STITCH!!!
>MUST BE THE SEASON OF MITCH!!!!!!!!
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>>154671671
>OUR

Pic related.
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do u think forslund is still a caniac at heart
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>>154671819
you could see sparks of his development the last seasons he played in philly before the trial.
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Why are none or the duckies heeming the fuck out of Marner
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>>154671851
yea there's actual discussion of clips and postgames on there instead of 100 SCAAAARRRRRRR posts per thread
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SCAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAARRRRRRR
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when is gudas going to neon knee somebody?
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>>154671872
never thought about it
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Bro just admitted to being a redditor..
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>>154671874
Hes keeping his head up
It's that simple
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>>154671888
gary forced him to retire
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flyers probably would have beat the canes if they still had carter hart
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>>154671874
Marner jukes heems
he is notoriously not a hitter and tries to avoid being hit
hard to be pissed off at that kind of player as a heemer, the dream is to skullfuck another physical guy not some fairy ginger who tries to run away
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>>154671901
>another heated rivalry faggot talking about fucking a man
its just so tiresome
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>>154671900
Flyers were pretty good at developing Hart and the scandal forced their hand
it was quite literally nobody’s fault
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>>154671900
Imagine his save% vs rod's quantity shooters
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Dangle Status?
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Dustin Wolf did better than carter hart at Everett so the flames are in next year
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>>154671888
Gudas is a bitch and I'm a ducks fan
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>>154671914
Hart chose to have group sex with multiple men and deserves the consequences
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i go to bed if they can't score here
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>>154671922
Some have said wolf is the next carter hart
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SCAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAARRRRRRRRRR
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>IT WAS 3-0
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DUCKS NOT DEAD
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>IT WAS 3-0
UH OH VEGASS
THE DUCKIES TRAIN IS COMING
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SHARTED
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>>154671927
He did nothing wrong and E.M. was also pretty much within her remit to expect the court case to go her way. just casualties of retarded policy and cultural undercurrents
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THE
COMEBACK
BEGINS
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>>154671930
Guess u are staying up pal
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>>154671932
C O N V O Y
O
N
R
O
Y
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hold on to yer butts
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>>154671947
Na he sinned
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Anyone else feel like people get away with actual evil all the time but if you aren't perfect you get punished for it?
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MARNER ALMOST SCORED
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>>154671970
Only the former
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>>154671970
I found 100 bill once 16 years ago that was the peak of my luck
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>>154671961
3 “Why do you look at the speck of sawdust in your brother’s eye and pay no attention to the plank in your own eye? 4 How can you say to your brother, ‘Let me take the speck out of your eye,’ when all the time there is a plank in your own eye? 5 You hypocrite, first take the plank out of your own eye, and then you will see clearly to remove the speck from your brother’s eye.
>Matthew 7
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>>154671976
nice
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Get more exciting, damnit
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I drank tooo much. work is gonna be hell tomorrow bros
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>>154671976
When I was 6 years old there was an Easter egg hunt. There were thousands of eggs in a field. Most had candy or toys inside. A girl probably around 4 or 5 got separated from her grandpa and fell down/got ran over by other kids. I helped her find her grandpa and gave her some of my eggs. After all was said and done I had somehow found the prize egg and won a new bike. This was the last time I ever experienced any type of positive karma

>Refs calling embellishment on that
Yeah the call is in
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all he did was fall where was the embellishment
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>call Penalty
>But call Embellishment
lmao
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>>154672009
4 on 5? SHORTIEEEEE
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>>154672011
Ducks just can't beat dirty vegas and the refs
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kill yourselves zebras
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>>154672005
What do you do for work?
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>>154671917
stage 5: acceptance
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>>154672023
benz salesman
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the tnt stream is literally putting me to sleep
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>>154672039
need one
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>>154672045
pre-approved my wigga
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killorn throwing himself face first into the boards lmao
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>>154672043
Coverage has been so fucking bad this year man. john ambien casting
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finally somebody trying to injure marner
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>>154672043
For me it's the national feeds fucking up literally all of the audio mixing except for the crowd mics in Montreal for some reason.
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>>154672017
You are barking up the wrong tree faggot, refs and DoPS been cheating all series against Vegas. That was a make up call.
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>>154672093
sup fedbro any good ones this week
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>>154672093
Disney sold the team before the Ducks won a cup lmao
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>>154671976
>>154672009
Im 40. When I was 12 I won a rugrats prize pack by calling in to ytv when they flashed a number on the tv screen. In 2007, I was piss board at work and downloaded a nhl team logo to my shittu flip phone at the cost of 2 bucks, a month later I got a phone call saying I won an all expenses paid trip to game 2 of the 2007 cup finals. I did not even know I had entered a contest. In 2010 I was browsing facebook during one of my university classes and I saw a contest on the official hbo facebook page "name your favorite quote from the pacific". I was obsessed with the show so i put a legitimate quote, like quoted an entire scene, while everyone else was just posting tag lines from the promo materials. 10 minutes later the account messages me, tells me I won, asks for my address and fed ex overnights me a dvd copy of the series from new york to toronto, no questions asked.

Havent won shit since then and I thonk my luck running out is entirely correlated to the increase in immigration to this country.
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>>154672081
Refs have had Vegas cock so far down their throat their shitting gold
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>>154672113
nice
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>Dear Gary

>I had a dream that I sold you on the idea that all the glass panels could be replaced with solid white panels for more CGI sideboard ad money. I woke up shortly afterward and thought, "What if we put the white on the glass panels like sunglasses, where the white is only visible from one side?"
>Anyway, tell Bill and Debbie I said "Sup"
>My attorney will be billing you for my time,
>Theo
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>>154672113
>anything less than active interference by the most biased ref in hockey while also having a key defender sitting for a penalty on a clean hit is cock gobbling
ok bro
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>>154672113
>their
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It ain't over until the fat lady marners
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my sabres SUCK
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>>154672113
>Says refs are in Vegass pocket
>Player Safety who suspended a guy for a clean hit on a Duck are ran by two former Ducks who a cup with them
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>WHY ISN'T ANAHEIM SHOOTING
>Anaheim is doubled up on shots
>WHY ARE THE REFS SUCKING VEGAS OFF SO MUCH
>Anaheim has had more chances on the PP
You know, something tells me these Ducks "fans" that suddenly appeared during the playoffs don't actually watch much hockey.
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Please tell me some1 screencapped the stinky smelly cucckles mariachi band
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>>154672175
see
>>154672174
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>a la chinGADA, a la chinGADA, bueno! bueno! bueno!
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there's nothing wrong with mariachi
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>>154672175
>>154672183
Just relocate these dogs to Daygo pls
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>>154672186
who said there was?
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>>154672166
I saw everything I needed to when there were less Anaheim “fans” in T-mobile for the playoffs than fucking preds fans for a weekday game during the regular season
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>>154672081
Ah it's the Vegas retard that thinks you can just plow someone into the boards who hasn't had the puck for a full 5 seconds.
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>>154672175
the official anthem of ducks fans https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LLqqZmNFa_A
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>>154672175
>SOMOS BLANCOS MANG
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Someone should have shot at harts helmetless head
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Rapist Coach versus Rapist Goalie, who wins
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SCAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAARRRRRRRRRRRRRR
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>>154672222
the coach has the opportunity to rape more people in an evening than the goalie
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...yep
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>>154672222
Both innocent btw
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>>154672214
Based post fellow sidgeno fujo she/her xister
No means no!
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>>154672222
checks win everytime
on time
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so looking at marner, does that mean matthews will become literally the best player ever if he went to another team?
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>>154672194
You're the retard if you think that's a major
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>>154672235
lol no he's shit
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VEGAS SCAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAARRRR
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dillysisters... copey just keeps winning...
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Will be rooting for the Knights against the avs
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>>154672235
he will be better elsewhere but only because toronto had negative roster depth
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>>154672244
Major and a suspension to boot
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SCAAAAAAAAAAAROFEYEEEEEEEV
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Duckingbros I feel the snapper turtle's jaws
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all Knights fans are ridiculously attractive
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I’m a barbie girl
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>>154672249
This but the opposite Vegas fans are retarded and Vegas players are dirty
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>>154672261
THertl will score the next goal
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>>154672264
i'm not a knights fan and i'm ridiculously ugly
now what
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>>154672265
That's fantastic
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What the avs are gonna do to knights probably shouldn't be televised
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4-1 vegas
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>>154672166
>WHY ISN'T ANAHEIM SHOOTING
Are we going to pretend all those early pp's didn't happen?
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>>154672267
This guy is seething so fucking hard lmao
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>>154672267
Copey is a bro now he changed his ways mild cuck could learn a thing or two from copey
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duck
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>>154672249
If Vegass makes it past Colofraudo Marner is winning the Conn Smythe so I'm in on this.
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>>154672278
What is Carlson doing?
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>>154672284
duck
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>>154672283
copey calmed down once he got his cup, mildcuck will never be able to follow suit
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>>154672267
Burns alone is dirtier than Vegas.
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>>154672274
RIP Drake's Cakes duck.
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this is fucking retarded
ok
im on the vegass bandwagon
this league deserves a cup in 6 vegass over the habs
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>>154672295
cry fag
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>calls Vegas Dirty
>9 years of being the least penalized team in the league
lol
lmao
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>>154671970
britta curl after the frost lost and the supreme court didn't ban abortion
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GO KNIGHTS GO
GO KNIGHTS GO
GO KNIGHTS GO
GO KNIGHTS GO
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>gamble goym
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>>154672312
cause stone can only play for a week at time before he's injured KWAB
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Anaheim's bright future is shimmering fools gold because half of their effective depth is on the verge of retirement.
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>>154672302
Canes v Avs
is the best matchup. Though a Canadiens team losing in the finals would be the funniest.
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>>154671408
>wake up
>start watching the game
>it's already decided
Not a fan of this script
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>>154672312
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>>154672335
>ambien hockey is the best matchup
no sir
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>third period completely meaningless in both games
great script gare
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COMON DUCKS. I'M NOT DONE QUACKING YETTTTTTTTT
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>>154672330
Obviously these old fucks aren't part of it
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>>154672312
Don't they play similar to team switzerland in iihf? Just skate well, defend well and win that way.
Somewhat boring.
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STOP WHISTLING
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>>154672329
This doesn't even make sense lmao
You had 3 legit players you could've picked of Vegas' biggest hitters and Stone isn't one of those
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>>154672330
there are always more weird Rangers out there
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Do the Ducks understand this is an elimination game
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The Anaheim people need to wake up and make noise and get their team going
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>>154672355
the standing up guys at the blueline to force a dump and chase meta is worse than the dead puck era neutral zone trap
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>>154672365
they are leaving the arena bwo
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>Analheim Duckolds down 4-1
kek go kniggas
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>>154672364
no. too young and dumb. too much tight cali pussy. too much beautiful weather and sunshine. too much money
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>6 games to beat utah
>6 games to beat anaheim
Colorado in 3 and it's not even up for debate
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>>154672292
Goose
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>he sharted his Last," they said
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>>154672367
Offsides were a mistake
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>>154672359
'biggest hitters' doesn't have anything to do with being dirty but what should I expect from a sunbelter
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>>154672383
utah was a stronger team than ducks or oilers desu.
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>>154672364
The people in attendance are all family members of the arena staff bribed with free tickets and discounted food.
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>>154672385
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>>154672402
I wish, tickets were like $400
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PP soft
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Is LA still full of lawn mowing Mexicans
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>>154672412
'fraid so
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>>154672402
Literally don't have any fans. They were getting outcheered by WeWuzKangs fans in their own arena during the Kangz psuedo-dynasty days.
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>>154671499
Based Habbie
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>>154672402
Going to Ducks games is a good time. There are a ton of good breweries to pregame at.
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>>154672419
there is a /hoc/ anon at the game today.
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>>154672412
they dont even mow lawns esse
true sons of la raza cosmica cheer for the kings bro
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>>154672411
PPP
He doesn't like the quartering
>>154672411
Did you stay up all night to watch this shit? I woke up 30 mins ago, too bad the game is not closer.
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>>154672412
You are not ready for that conversation.
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>>154672430
See >>154672402
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cam on duckies i believe
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>>154672419
>No fans
>Every game has been sold out
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>>154672430
and a Hasb fan at the Rush concert
a full day for /hoc/
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>>154672419
This has already been proven false multiple times. Dudes still living in the 80s
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>>154672412
my compete level is way too low to work landscaping
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>>154672419
LA fans do that in every sport played in socal.
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Carter shart in peak form the way he is raping the ducks right now
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>>154672438
Beaners in Cali support all 3 teams but Duckolds have zero white fans.

See >>154671870
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>>154672459
they had less attendance than fucking utah in away games in the playoffs
there is really no reason why LA needs more than the kings
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>>154672449
Don't give him a (You) he's retarded
>154672474
Except me
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>>154672417
>>154672438
>>154672443
>>154672463
I thought that big fire would have killed most of them. I'm sure those multimillion dollar homes needed armies of beaners to upkeep
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Leo Carlsshit
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Carter Hart should get the Masterson trophy due to his perseverance after being falsely accused of rape and having his career sabotaged by EM
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>>154672478
LA doesn't have more than the Kings. The Ducks play in Anaheim.
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>>154672474
It looks like anaheim is just the poor part of LA
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>>154672471
ehm ackshually he never raped anyone, he was unable to achieve erection according to court records
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Ducks might as well pull the goalie now.
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>>154672484
Don’t be a smartass
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>>154672478
>LA
Confirming the retardation
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What if the Stanley Cup came alive at night and raped the nearest person?
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Flames win the andersson trade
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>>154672495
Don't be a dumbass
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>>154672498
That would be a big honor for whoever the raped is
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>>154672501
getting two first round picks out of trading him when he hasnt even been great for vegas would be such a steal if they won
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>>154672459
Watch the repeats of the Kings 2014 run on YouTube retard, if you were on /hoc/ then you'd understand even if you didn't watch the games because of how embarrassed Ducks fans were.

Also Ducks weren't here until the 90s, another shit argument.
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SCAAAAAAAAAAAAROFEYEEEEEEEV
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>>154672504
uhmmm akshully the devils are not a new york team you see
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Dostal..
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DON'Tstal
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literally didn't know who dorofeyev was until the playoffs
i don't even remember him being drafted
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I'm having second thoughts and I think the Knights might actually be our team with Carter Hart and John Tortorella
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>>154672498
pounded in the ass by lord stanley's cup
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By the way, we call em chaykas now
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pull him
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>>154672441
No, I woke up early to start my day with some roasted duck for breakfast
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>154672515
>B-b-but 20 years ago
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5-1 vegas

kwab
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THE NEW YORK ISLANDERS SHOULD BE MOVED TO QUEBEC CITY AND MADE INTO THE NEW NORDIQUES TEAM

WHY DO WE HAVE TWO TEAMS IN NEW YORK CITY? IN THIS MARKET??!? ARE YOU KIDDING???
>call me Gary, we should talk.. not about this, this is a done deal..
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>>154672530
don't forget about /ourturd/
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DOSTAL ON THE BENCH
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how is eichel the captain when he's like the 10th best player on the team and has zero personality
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>>154672531
if this isn't already a TIngler, it should be
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>>154672545
That goal looked paranormal and supernatural
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>>154672495
Ignore the retard, he thinks his county suburb is its 'own identity'.

Might be right because not even Kings or Sharks are so shameless to put fucking mariachi in their hockey game.
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>>154672551
Everyone else is sidekick material
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i'm not worried, the ducks are an exciting third period team
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I just realized he's not the captain
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>this is the end, beautiful friend, this is the end, my only friend, the end of our elaborate plans, the end, of everything that stands, the end
no safety or surprise, the end
I'll never look into your eyes again
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>>154672551
He's not the captain
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>>154672551
Stop noticing.
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>>154672570
https://youtu.be/4VTBMznLrWs
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>>154672486
Ironically, the stadium where the Ducks play is nicer than the area where the Kings play, it's just that LA doesn't need two hockey teams and half the fans Ducks have just support them half-heartedly when the Kings aren't good/are eliminated.
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>>154672551
mark stone is the captain (soon to be mitchell marner)
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There is no player I hate more than Mark Geology.
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>>154672579
Just listen to this track
>
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the exact opposite of empty net heroics
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we on the slide from multiples games per night, to two games per night, to one game per night, to one game every few days, to no games at all
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>>154672606
its over
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>>154672603
Got called back unfortunately
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What is it about the ducks that make people seethe so much?
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>>154672616
for me it's their ugly ass jerseys and fans
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>>154672616
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>>154672616
Inherit hatred of Mexicans
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>>154672623
I liked the old colors desu. New logo with old colors would have been really nice
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Don't worry Anaheim, at least you can go right into watching the Angels!
pffft
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>sharter goes for it
>torts smiles wryly
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>>154672616
They’re gay
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>>154672564
i mean, orange county IS traditionally treated as a distinct entity from LA, but i think that's something only southern california residents actually care about. i assume the teams just split the metro area north/south or maybe la county/the others.
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the californian teams should be divvied out in the nhl's sykes-picot agreement
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They should probably make Marner captain
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wtf are these refs doing
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>>154672633
i like the green sauce just don't like seeing them
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Imagine being able to take a bullshit intentional penalty in crunch time of an elimination game because you are blowing the opponent out so thoroughly
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but the other day they blew the play dead for a goalie blade
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Now that the Ducks are doomed...

Montreal is the only good guy team remaining.

We must get behind them.
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It's going to look funny if Torts cups with this team.
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>>154672662
he probably will be
gets the lion share of puck begging signs before games and its not even close
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>>154672616
See >>154672633 and >>154672646

But most importantly LA having two teams is utterly ridiculous and a waste in growing the game throughout the country, even SD would be better served as the Ducks home.
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>>154672616
even Shannon hates them but they keep giving him free tickets and tickets to Disney Land so he ends up being nice about them
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Each ducks player will get to shake Tort's hand lmao
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>>154672683
Do you live in San Diego or something? Is that what this is? You love the ducks and want them to move there so you can watch them in person?
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>>154672677
Future is so bright for the habs I actually cannot believe they won’t win in 2-3 years
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ok frens i'm going to hop on slack and start working, good night for those about to sleep! :D
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>>154672653
Traditionally by themselves maybe, it's essentially a suburb of greater LA
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>>154672637
They should never have changed their name from Anaheim Angels.
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>>154672688
LMAO DESU
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FEEL THE RAIN ON YOUR SKIN
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>>154672691
Nah just want the Ducks to actually have their own place to have a fan base, I mean their minor league plays there already so wouldn't be bad.

Houston would be great too.
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My Savannah Ghost Pirates would bootyblast both of these shit teams
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>>154672708
I don't believe you. Go root for your poodres lmao
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>>154672623
Clearly switching to orange worked. It's a playoff team again.
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>4-1 VGK vs the Avs take a screenshot
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Knights win
Ducks lost
Refs lost
Laffs lost
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>>154672606
WHL(Whisky League) could award the Ed Chynoweth tomorrow as the Everett Silvertips are ready to stick the dagger through the heart of Prince Albert and his infamous Raiders
>Quack League is playing a game 5 with a certain game 6 later on
Omega League is already over
>did everyone congratulate Kitchener? They swept Barrie, very convincingly

Anyway, there's still hockey one tomorrow, just not a lot
> because It's over
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>>154672708
The Manchester Ducks

Just imagine.
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>>154672716
I don't watch snoreball nor live in SD, nice try retard.

That said, at least Padres have fans unlike Analslime Duckolds KWAB
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>>154672711
They are a Vegas affiliate
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>>154672711
your shit team got swept by the Everblades



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