r/hockey thinks the avs will sweep because carter hart bad!!!!!!!!!!
THEY'RE KILLING HIM AAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHH STOP THE COUNT REFS REFS
the fundamental nature of the minnesota "sports fan"jews and snakes
My penguins ):
I see the mild cuck is still seething
>don't even need to post wordskek
>>154673371Mildcuck anon getting BTFO has been cathartic
>my posts getting an entire genny seething for 8+ monthsCathartic indeed.
>>154673432nigga you fucking gay
>assv
velocity? cancelledheat? cancelledslopdown? cancellednxtiny is next
>>154673432is this faggot the /hoc/ equivalent of that petefag faggot in /nba/? same autistic shit as that other schizo
drake has a song about marner
mitch marner conn smythe would not in fact booty blast torontowe arent there yet but if the knights actually win they will pivot to claiming the cup for themselves if it comes down to it
>>154673494>golden showers>winning against AvsYou beat two wildcard Pacific teams.Which let’s be honest the Pacific was a fucking joke this year. East, Central and Metropolitan used it as points farming.
>>154673508makar is dead and shit now.
>>154673513Avs have 16 different goal scorers this PlayOffs.
Et le prutt
drop your vpn
>>154673518knights have the highest points scorers in the playoffs :)
I hope some muslime extremist comes along and cuts Mitch Marner's faggot head off.
>>154673537>Played 12 games vs Avs 9Wow no shit?
Holy shit you should see this poop I’m taking, probably the biggest of my life
>vegas vs carolina is a possibility
>>154673542we try to maintain a Christian thread
>>154673560must have been a big Duck
>>154673568How about Avs vs Carolina instead, partner?
>>154673587Vegass meme potentially has a higher ceiling
>>154673587I'd root for Colorado.
>>154673518>yeah, butkwawannabesofpusy
Look at me.Makar is the coach now.
If you're a Canadian and you're not cheering for Montreal or at least Buffalo, then you can kiss my ass!
>John Tortorella declined to speak with the media after advancing to the Western Conference finals.>The Golden Knights also didn’t open the dressing room after the game. They brought 1 player into a side room to speak, along with the two who spoke at the podium.>I’ve been covering the NHL for nine years and never seen either of those happen once.
>>154673554>mad>at factsrmyt
>>154673717>madkekexhe is scurrrrrrrrrred.
>>154673737knights have never lost a series to the assv in the playoffs.
>>154673705
>>154673705mitch spoke with tnt and they had to catch a planetorts actually walked through the interview because they were in a hurry
We can move on and watch Skoda Cup now, we're finally free
>>154673769>Aaaaahhh!
is McKenna in team Canada?
knights won
no milly lost
>>>/fit/77265136Kippers...
>>154673967Yeah and they’re probably going to get run ragged by the Avs
Almost time to see Viggo Bjork’s draft stock rise all the way up to #4
>>154674037>a-and they're pr-probably!!KWAB
>>154674037Probably? Way to go out on a limb and predict what everyone else is predicting. They’re at least winning two games
>>154674037This can't be a real nippon banzai, he's talks too much like a bitchEnglish Teacher from California is my bet
>>154674071yeah he's already said as much. a few months back he whined that everyone here was mean to him kek
>>154674037No, the noble, structured, disciplined knights win.In 6.I watched canada usa in olympics. I've seen enough of that fraud mackinnon.
>>154674092don't forget makar. and jihadri. and career choker brent burns. and career choker brock nelson.
>>154673786Predictions for tonight? Maybe canada 5 sweden 2. I don't know how strong the canada roster is thought. I haven't checked.
>>154674113And how true is the president's trophy meme? When was the last time a regular season winner also won the playoffs?
>>154674117Canada brought a really strong roster Swedens is good too
Sweden is going to have trouble scoring. They’re not dressing one of their best most promising young forwards
>>154674143Smart swedish tactical move. Don't play the good player in the practice game. Sweden may play against canada again in a semi final or final. That will be the important game.
>>154674125hawks in 2013
>>154674188I don't believe that, but i'll take your word for it. Sounds like a different sport though.But i don't follow hockey closely. Maybe atlanta hawks is actually hockey.
>>154674117Canada should win but who knows, maybe he can pull off a win through meme team magic like Finland has in the past
apologize
The last 5 WCF have only featured 4 teams: Oilers (x3), Stars (x3), Avs (x2), Knights (x2)
>>154674231>marimekko pants>as a dudemetro as fuck
>>154674207retard
someone get the iihf genny going
get in here >>154674281>>154674281
• If you had told me 2 weeks ago that Q would get out-coached in this series then I wouldn't believe you but that is what happened. We had no answers to the Vegas D and the Vegas PK. Worst of all we didn't make any adjustments. Vegas had a strategy. it worked effectively. and we kept trying the same things for the entire 6 games. Vegas took away our rush opportunities and we struggled to score more than 2 goals. Leaving Leo on an island between Terry and Kreider for so long doesn't make sense. We couldn't score goals and our best player was on a line where he had to do everything himself.Overall it was a successful season and I am excited to see the progress we make in the offseason. I certainly hope there are some changes.Wouldn't be too excited to run it back with the same roater but nonetheless... the future is bright.
>>154674310id called ya gay
>>154674310reddit is taking it better than I thought
>>154674275Bird archetype. Very much so.
>>154674224Lucky bounces required
>laffs
>>154674458
I'm putting together a team
>>154674458>big team bad because i said soOk>>154674566Chuds
>>154674591oh no they're bad because they haven't accomplished anything in 60 years
Canucks then: Daniel, to Henrik. Over to Burrows. To Daniel. Henrik now, to Daniel, to Henrik, back to Daniel, to Burrows SHOOTS! Off the crossbar, scooped up by Henrik Sedin! Henrik centers, to Burrows, Daniel, HE SCAAARS! VANCOUVER WINS IT!Canucks now: Pettersson, to Arshdeep. Back to Pettersson. Takes a look, passes back to Arshdeep. To Pettersson. Arshdeep now, Pettersson, Arshdeep SHOOTS! Just wide, picked up by Zeevstein Buiumberg, to Arshdeep he SCAAAAAAAAAAAARS! HE SCAAARS! Vancouver deficit reduced to 5!
>>154674618which Petterson?
Just had a two point marner
Wallstedt Is a better goalie than Hart.Vegas are going to get raped.
>>154674690care to reply to >>154674079
>be assv>be predditent trophy winners>have renowned chokers shitkinnon, (injured liability) makwab, breddit burns, hothead retarded negative iq suspensionbait sandperson jihadri, no starting goaltender >have never beaten the knights when it mattersez money
Knights have bad juju
>>154674821jujust like my islanders
>>154674821the knights rule bro hop on the wagon
got roasted for being a /fa/ggot by some guys from work at the grocery store
>>154674864reckon you were in the "body building" magazine section huh
>>154674690>going to get rapedmuch like you were on 04/17/2022
>>154674864everyone laughs at clowns like you who over dress
>>154674932KWARB
Can we move the ducks to Wisconsin now please
What would be nice is Avs sweeping the Knights but realistically Avs in 6.
>>154674864lost your job as a paper boy?
only bad guys left in the west
my dabres :(
>>154674936I wouldn't call /fa/ over dressed
>>154674282No.
>>154675561this pic from like 2014
>>154674188>>1546742072013 doesn't count because that was an asterisk lockout year, essentially a meme half season like the bubble ploffs.2008 red wings was the only true presidents trophy cup winner during the cap era.
>>154673375Offside, obviously.
>>154674618That 2011 Hongkouver team was smth tho
>>154675531It's a ruthless playoffs anon. One the one hand I'm angry about what they've done to my Bruins, but on the other hand I feel your pain.Buffalo might just still come out on top, but the only important thing at this stage is that no Westie team takes the cup.
They called him a terrorist. They called him a nigger.But you know who didn’t?Just TWO people.Loyalty>Royalty
>>154675607>2008 red wings>also the year before we shifted timelines and everything started going downhillTake me back
>>154675676
>>154675561lmao remember that one /fa/ picture with the one guy that had a long neck? hilarious shit
oh well at least lacombe shut down a one legged mcdavid in the first round
>>154675651If Montreal beats Buffalo I want them to go all the way. I know the Habs are a huge rival of yours too but compared to all the other teams that remain? I'd actually be happy with Montreal bringing the Cup back to Canada.
>>154675606I just looked and it appears to be worse now
>>154675804grim.
>>154675784I have 100% gone onboard for Montreal because even the enemy of your enemy can be your friend. I certainly can't be behind anyone else in this yoff.
no nhl games tonight. what the fuck gare
>>154675954we got iihfwe play you in like 3 hours i thinkgood luck canabro <3
>>154674231
>>154674566Regular Season Champs (Postseason Expendables)
>>154675966why is he so full of babyfat still, christ
This is the year I need the Randies not to choke in the ECF. God knows how annoying Habs fans would get if they made it back to the finals
The Mild losing to the Avs is an anomly when you think seriously about it.
>>154676318>mild losing>an anomaly?
>>154676332I mean in the sense that they have the strongest roster in the league but they still choke (like they usually do)
>>154676351I would say you need couple of good centers but what do I know
McDavid to the Blackhawks soon
>>154676404McDavid told management he would leave if they didn't give his BVLL a $9.25M AAV contract and they did. His loyalty is therefore secured
>>154676249that picture is a bit old, but he's also 90% head and ass
>>154676249He needs to hit the gym over the summer
>>154675784Only acceptable team breaking >1993 is the Laffs simply because of the insane memefest and the entirety of that sorry vassal state of a 'country' that will ensue.
>>154676351Maybe if Eek and Brodin weren't injured they could've pulled it off
>>154676411Dubs, checked and keked
>>154676453That will burn down** that will ensue
>>154673336>he posted it again
>>154676453I disagree, but only because it would be a little too fitting for the Habs to break >1993, considering they were the last Canadian team to win the Cup.
>>154676351Laffs central
>>154676351>They have the strongest rosterLmao
>>154676467I’m in that picture :)
>>154676555
>>154676497Somewhat fair, another point in your favor is that Quebec doesn't consider itself part of Canada so drought is really as far as back as '90 Soilers therefore '93 meme gets pushed back to '90
>>154676595>Quebec doesn't consider itself part of Canadaretard
hockey starts in an hour
>>15467662050 minutes actually, in IIHF land we can do schedules
>McAcne>McAssist>McAutism>McBaby>McBeta>McBitch>McBottom>McBroken>McBTFO>McBussy>McBusted>McCooked>McCry>McCrybaby>McCuck>McDogshit>McDick>McDiva>McDive>McEliminated>McExhausted>McFaggot>McFlop>McFolded>McFraud>McFruitcake>McFrustrated>McGaunt>McGay>McGolf>McHomo>McInvisible>McJobber>McJustNotReadyYet>McKWAB>McLabamba>McLoser>McManadvantage>McMuffin>McNineteenNinety>McNothingBurger>McOverrated>McOverworked>McPowerplay>McPussy>McQueen>McRefbabby>McRegularseason>McRetard>McSecondary>McSelfish>McShit>McSilver>McSissy>McStatpad>McTantrum>McTard>McTired>McToddler>McTrash>McWashed>McWhiner>McZoomer
>>154675784vous êtes mon nouveau ami
>>154676617Considering English isn't an official language there, I think that speaks for itself. Retard.
>>154676653
>>154673587I’m praying for aves vs habs
>>154676668
Gary should bring back the Ouya device but make it only for hockey. i think it would grow the game
>>154676665retard
Mcdavid has one of the worst +/- in this years playoffs. Nurse was far better
>>154676697"wow"
>>154676705I know. its pretty crazy isnt it?
>>154676668The rat is twice the Chad McDavid will ever be
Good morning, /hoc/.>laffs
So as we all suspected, Marner is actually a good player who was being held back by an absolute garbage organization.
>canada bowl (named thus for historical reasons) was broken in half in tappara's celebrations
>>154676745name one leaf who isint
>>154676763Jen
>>154673336> cheating, diving cunt
>>154676763its held together with two pieces of wood and electricians tape?
>>154676776who are you quoting? what are you implying?
>>154676791Just like my Canada :)
>>154676791Thats how its done here in Canada
I am a fan of VGK.
Tim Horton's has great coffee and I'm tired of pretending that they don't...oh wait...I never did pretend that they didn't.GO AND GET YOURSELF A HOT AND FRESH CUP OF TIMMY'S...TODAY!
>>154676815>who are you quoting?>what are you implying?
>>154676893nice selfie
>>154676896>nice selfie
>>154676926nice selfie
>>154676722THE Rat KING, get it right mah nigga
>canada already losingbros?
The Samir vpn is activated.Repeat. The Samir vpn has been activated.
the newfag is trying hard to fit inkwab
Have you all apologized to Marner yet?
have you stopped trying yet?
>no games tonightWhat are we supposed to do?
Attention all personnel, the Samir vpn remains operational.
>>154677066watch the nba goy
my hawkies :)
>>154676745How will the >laffs cope when he lifts the cup?
>>154677066we're watching bulju in škoda cup
>>154677080No
>>154677066who knows, watch paint dry?
smackdown toknight
>>154677111heard kirby dach might show up and challenge oba
Even AI knows
>>154677097Barkov is lucky to play with him
>>154677128Please use the jpeg format because it reduces image size which is kinder to my bandwidth. Be nice to your local europoor! Toss a coin to your Witcher!
>>154677196NHL really needs him back. Him coming to the Edmonton arena with a humble bicycle is some down-to-earthness that is needed.
>>154676765I have an idea
Wrestlefags OUT
>>154677205shall be converting all jpegs to pngs going forwardkwab
>>154677253Shant be looking at your images then Sire.
>>154677247it's our day, tho
>>154677278True
>Wrestlefagswe call them homosexuals here
I haven't watched wrestling in like 25 years
>>154677335Hasn't been decent since before it went PG like almost 20 years ago
>>154677335big ten tournament is always good
>>154676889*5 rupees have been deposited into your account*
>>154676889shut up Vivek go poo in the loo
>>154677430the bloodline stuff was really good
>>154677540Would you like to smell my finger?
gary wouldn't dare
>>154677569which rectangle is sacramento in?
>>154677569They should put an NHL franchise in Tuhronna first.
>>154677569You should be happy the NHL is expanding to 40 teams goy
>>154677569Another American city getting an NHL team before Gaybec Shitty
Nurse is outplaying bouchard by such a large margin it's insane.Best defenseperson so far. What a gamer.
erm why is no one talking about the game?
>>154677632>nurselooks like he is going to need one>>154677221
>>154676889I’ll check them out the next time I go to Maine
>>154677656>eurocuck hockeyWhy don't you discuss it in the eurocuck thread
>>154677569lmao remember when they had a cfl team?
Nurse is playing so physical what's wrong with him today
my sabres :(
im really excited for all the games tonight gary
>frondell not dressinggood good, excellent. More ice time for Ivar Bustburg to show how big of a bust he is. You almost feel bad for the kid
>>154677802stenberg isn't dropping to chicago, i hope you know that
>>154677825Huh?
>Bad guys won last nightDamn shame
>>154677656we are>>>/vm/2463957
what does he even do
>>154677656I tried talking about the game but some faggot off his meds started talking about the Blackhawks for some reason
>>154677864I wanted to believe in the ducks but even the mammoth put up a better fight
>the city of Germany
>>154677962More like Gerfew
>>154677569Sacramento Prospectors
Passing through Copetown and it made me think of /hoc/
>>154677989my speckies!
>>154677994Governors road takes you to copetown
>>154677907Post maga stuff on instagram
What a manlet chimp
>>154678027/hoc/ should buy a plot of land there
good morkning bro's knights won :)
>tfw watching hokkei with your bros
he mad
uh debbie bros? hughes just said he's re-signing in minnesota
>>154677738post the image again
BULJU SCORED AND /HOC/ IS SILENT
>>154678187who holds a knife by the blade
>>154678201they are the smartest french """""""men""""""""
PURE SEX
>>154678255muh fucking dick
>sw5d5nKekaroo
>>154678165What?? I'm literally fucking stunned, shut the fuck up, I'm processing and digesting what I've seen this morning, might need a stiff drink
>>154678255go pwhl las vegas!
>>154678283you don't even know who that is newfag
he's itching to play
>>154678387put some sunscreen on connor
listning to 2014 taylor swift right now
>>154678283>raped retard finding any excuse to day drink classic
>Laffs
>>154678305>Vegas>Detroit>Hamilton>eleven teams?QC and Hartford should be considered, as well as Chicago, probably, to fill out the rest of that original O6 roster, AND two more teams should be chosen, likely the Midwest/Plains/West Coast region(SLC/Dallas?)If the Lingerie League is going unconventional for locations, then I see no reason to hold back, bring back the Connecticut Whale, and let's call the QC team the Huskies. We need more Pupper teams out here. I doubt anyone here will seriously argue with me about that >are they having issues getting to 16 because of the current economy? fantastic
kek what a raped bitch
>>154678305first ever ontologically evil hockey team
>>154678595Him skating that fast is giving me anxiety. That's dangerous.
>>154678201I do, when I'm throwing it through your trachea.
>no hockey to interrupt my goon sessions todayholy based
>Zuccarello on Quinn Hughes: “I better sign before he takes the rest of it.”will gary look in to this?
>>154678032Nurse manhandled by an 18 year old twink
man stenberg sucks
>>154678642>he doesn't goon at the same speed and pace as the game(s)Weak
>>154678682You'd develop ED if you tried to fap at the pace of a Kings game.
I’ll get hot marners after spicy food desu
>>154678661he's getting league minimum
Can't be calling them Marner's anymore desu
>>154678754Cope we do call them that here
we call them sidney crosbys nowflush it down
>>154678754they're chaykaras now
>>154678754I can and do
I took a girthy heavy marner this morning desu
>>154678770Marner commenting on his tenure with the >laffs
>>154678744* flush it down *
Yeah I'm definitely still calling them Marners
>>154678744I battle the days after Korean barbecue or ducks fan food
Jokes aside bros I did have a lot of Chinese food last night and woke up this morning dropping huge loads like "ho le shit some ting Wong" haha
bang ding ow
>>154678924kek, good one mate.
Is Marner in the thread with us now?
>>154679017There's a marner in all of us
The fact that hongcouver is about to get exposed and subsequently blown the fuck out begs the question "how can one team be so stinky smelly ching chong chink"? Before answering this question, one must consider the variables that hongcouver consists of, that is; an unintelligent fanbase composed of chinese immigrants, smelly brown people. Furthermore it is a fact the cantpucks have never won the cup before and have a history of simply being pathetic. While much superior teams like Toronto have 13 cups, hongcouver has 0. 0 cups because their city has 0 history. and is flooded with chinks. its tripfags consist of chinks like lol i trol u and kippers. I find this amusing since they are both Chinese and pathetic, a great representation of their city and quite frankly, their team as well. One can only hope to see this team fail for the third year in a row without even making it past the first round. Or has it been four years now? I lost count. But one thing is certain, they have not and will never win a stanley cup. just today i had diarrhea today and exploded all over the toilet and then my gf came in and said "ewww did you make a vancouver canucks in there again" and I just fucking keked audiblyjoke is that the vancouver cancuks are diarrhea shit.
no hockey today
i almost always get a 3day when i post outside this genny
>>154679099i do nearly every time i reply to the rb
>“I think right now, Vegas has to grant permission and they’re in the middle of a playoff series right now. I know they had to deal with Brayden McNabb, hearing yesterday, and stuff. >“I’m going to respect that they have other things on their plate, but hopefully at some point. I know a couple of teams have reached out – so (hopefully) they can allow me to do that because I’m a coach. It’s what I want to do.”
>>154679046
UM...
anime? more like really gay
>>154679153they're spending all their time and energy cleaning up sharter fart's rapist image
>>154679201um...you're chinese
>>154679153But he’s fired
>>154679207
>>154679227not pictured: chicken wings
>>154679044good tweet
>>154679274i didnt read it looked too long still wont
Viggo is unironically unreal we have some many manlet forwards fuck it take one more
>>154679227>Rumors allege that while Cal Foote was doing "the splits" over the victims face the crowded room erupted into chants and hollers of "TEA-BAG! TEA-BAG! TEA-BAG!". An anonymous defendant alleges the victim, E.M., was crying during this but "most" of the room didn't notice her distress due to Foote's testicles wiping away her tears on every "dip".
>>154679333g-go on
>>154679333post sucks and is cringe
>knights didn't cooperate with the media because they're big mad about the mcnabb suspensionBASED kill all refs kill dops
>>154679227>woman half their sizebut not half their weight. according to the judge she was a chunker.
>>154679333the testimony at the trial shows that they said, "do the splits" and she, not a victim, was calling them pussies for not wanting to fuck her
>>154679623She was doing her best to survive chud
Habs bros, how we feeling right now?For me, it’s the solani mystery blend
>>154679679about to go to my dilating appointment. go habs go!
>>154679044Haven't seen that pasta in a hot minute
I wish I was French Canadian so bad
Kwab, the mildcuck is utterly mindraped by Mackinnon, he literally cannot go a day without posting him. Truly next level autism, should be studied honestly
let's say, for the sake of argument, that carter hart did gang rape a drunk woman. is that so unforgiveable
>>154679879unrelated to playing hockey
Chat what is the absolute state of lebbit now that their preferred team, who was part of a sexual assault cover up, lost to a team with a goalie that was part of a sexual assault scandalAre these faggots serious? Lmao
>>154679810wtf why is it so dark in there
>the bronze-worthy effort of the United States of America Canada, I hope you're ready to assume Top Ranked Honors again>Burgerstahnis, I hope you're not too heartbroken; after all, you should have known this wasn't going to be like the Lord Stanley at all
>>154679956Light wasn't invented in Canada yet.
>>154679956Old lighting techniques weren't so camera-friendly, and new lighting techniques have their disadvantages as well https://pro.harman.com/insights/entertainment/touring/a-brief-history-of-entertainment-lighting-sources/
i don't enjoy the thread when rapey is posting and for this reason: im out
>first night without any playoff gamesWhat now?
>>154680201rip smuk anon
>>154680201
>>154680201I miss those days :(
sup /hoc/my WCF tickets have arrivedsee you at the club Copey
>>154679153>Oilels still chimping out>Butch says a thing but is clearly under a gag order>(((Friedman))) said Toronto has gotten permission to talk to Butchoh boy oh boy can't wait for the shitshow to explode
Cassidy here. My choices are soilers, laffs or rope. I'm still deciding but rope is looking pretty good.
>>154680416Summer is approaching. Soon there will be no hockey. I’m heading to see the all American rejects tonight
>>154680416we dance https://youtu.be/_Mm7c7vGCGU?list=RD_Mm7c7vGCGU
...dance party?
This rapedhawks fag is so mad he's not getting Ivar
>>154679207>>154679227>>154679153Are these supposed to make me hate or sum ish? If anything they're pretty based for not giving a fuck
>the face of someone who ruined his own team
>>154680416We go out and create a new generation of jersey buyers
hahahaha
>>154675651
>mildcuck too poor to golf
lol>The NHL has imposed significant punishments on the Vegas Golden Knights for "flagrant violations" of the league's playoff media regulations: Vegas forfeits its 2026 second-round draft pick and head coach John Tortorella is fined $100,000. >The club had been warned previously
What the fuck dis vegas do after they won last night?
So basically Vegas just bought themselves a one-way ticket to the golf course. Got it.
Yo this place sucks ass now
>>154681450>mitch crying in two hockey threads>Atleast the lad turned his vpn off this time
>>154681390Torts must be rich to be losing that type of money
>>154681390>don’t talk to the Jewish press>forced to give up a 2nd round picklol
Flames won the andersson trade now it’s official
has there been a single new gimmick or meme made these playoffs or is /hoc/ really on its last legs?
>>154681450Just like my islanders
>>154681390>don't show up to a presser>forfeit a draft pickthis is beyond fucking stupid
>>154681515
>>154681515Cope, oldies are goldies
>>154681548Me on the left
>>154681390K W A BWAB
Who cares if Vegas loses their draft pick they don’t even draft good anyway it would’ve just been another bust.
>>154681390lmao get fucked.
>>154681450I can make it better by not being a new world obese hog
>>154681593And who exactly are you?
>Fake Major penalty>Former Ducks who are head of Player Safety suspend McNabb to rig the game>Lose 5-1 like bitches>Torts wants to catch a flight because California is stupid so he ditches the media>Make them forfeit a draft pickthis is some serious railroading
Do NOT underestimate Gary. This is all in preparation of a grander plan that will swing heavily in Vegas' direction.
>>154681390Unserious entertainment product.TKD, Total Bettman Death.
>>154681601A big fan of gary. A big fan of the toronto team. That's all you need to know.
Waow (based based based based)
>>154681390based Gary dropping the hammer on rule breakers
>>154679223Apparently fired coaches still get paid the difference in their new salary. So if Cassidy was on a 3M contract and Edmongolia offers him 2M, Vegass has to pay him 1M for the duration of his old contract with Vegass. And since their owner don't give a fuck about money he'd rather pay the full 3M than let him coach another team for less money. Out of spite for the rest of the NHL basically.
Why does the league hate Tortellini? This seems like a ridiculously harsh punishment for a lack of media availability.
Vegass bros… the nhl has turned against us now we can’t scam, manipulate and cheat another Stanley cup.
>>154681637this will be like the sennies dadonov thing where he reduces the punishment later. Losing a second round pick because the coach didn't want to talk to bald guys about sticking to the system and playing a 200 foot game is ridiculous
They will just appeal it retards, Gary literally offered them one. This is just the NHL sending a message that you must talk to the jew media.
>>154681684Vegas is still winning though and you haven't since 1993
>>154681663Vegas is definitely getting eliminated in the WCF.
>>154681709And if they arent?
whats your favorite torts /hoc/?
>>154681706I have seven teams. Ive seen my teams win plenty actually.
>>154681727Is that blueberry pie? If so based
I'm so certain now Vegas getting to the WCF was not part of the script
>>154681724Then Carolina wins the Cup.
>>154681727Strawberry. Or chocolate.
I can't stop thinking about my Oilers bro's
>>154681706Last time Vegass played the team that won in 1993 in the playoffs they got spanked.
>>154681751blåbärskvargpaj
>>154681738>I have seven teamscanada cucks never cease to amaze
>>154681758They weren't, and you can see how much its making leddit and spicy leddit (hoc) absolutely fume. I didn't think they were gonna get into the ploffs yet here they are, in the WCF kek
>>154681777>*Record scratch*>*Freeze frame*>"Yup, that's me. MAF. I bet you're wondering how I got here..."
You don't eat pie with a spoon, you filthy animal.
>>154681758Neither was the oilers since the refs rigged it
>>154681777And now you know why they got that retard Lehner and shipped out Fleury
>>154681805I eat everything with a spoon, its better than fork
>>154681812now you are just retarded, McGayKid getting a cup is what the league wants
>>154681832Did the refs see the goal on ice? No they judged it based on player reactions which is unacceptable in modern sports.
>>154681812So, your team is shit. Got it.
>>154681850>nooooo don't count that clearly obvious goal taht was behind the goalline>noooooo don't use geometry to determine that the puck covered by the skate fully crossed the lineyou lost fair and square bitch
>>154681611It's part of the CBA (can't be arsed)Players negotiated for this>>154681390
>>154681895It was not obvious at all they had to video review it. Which they didn’t even do when they called it a goal. The entire situation was rigged.
>>154681895>lost fair and squareMuch like trb
>>154681759>reddit hurricants >cup winnersLolLmao evenLmfao possibly
>>154681663KWAB
>>154681759Actually my Habs are winning the Stanley Cup
This needs to happen
>>154681900You know remember that Marty Walsh left the Biden administration to get raped by Gary in the sweltering summer of 2025
>>154681515Nothing really happened that is interesting so far ngl desu
>>154681934This is definitely the most boring playoffs ever.
Bill Foley called Gary.
>>154681939Yeah, basically all the teams expected wi win won, only good series was Habs Lightning
>vegass losing a draft pickas if their entire MO isn't just taking rejects from other teams
Tbh cant wait for carolina to crumble to the sabres or habs desu. What not playing real teams does to a mfer
>>154681978Not anymore now they just steal other teams good players since theyre degens and want to live in a place with gambling and prostitution like eichel and hanifin and marner
>>154681929another boy for the harem
>>154681993>mad all those players werent doing shit in other teams and are putting in work in basedgasCanadiancuckery and cope is real kwab
>>154682020Just saying Vegas couldnt win by taking “rejects” so they changed their strategy now they are the prostitution gambling team.
>According to Elliotte Friedman on @FAN590, the Golden Knights were furious over the Brayden McNabb suspension, which reportedly led to last night’s post-game antics>The NHL has offered Vegas an opportunity to appeal the penalties to the commissioner's office. That appeal would be held in person next week in New York.Yeaaaaa Vegas isn't losing that pick
>>154682019Yes sih yes sih
>>154681950>every player on Vegass will have to do a six million hour media availability now
>>154682027Okay now say it with less seething
the mild followed in that same path by taking a nuckies reject and look where it got them.
>>154682034it was a crazy suspension given that malenstyn and xhekaj only got fines
>>154682063Counter point, fuck Vegass, they've gotten away with a lot
my knighties about to win their second cup over a mound of redditors
>>154682073Name 1 (one) thing they got away with
>>154682090Ngl I had zero faith they were gonna get past round one
>>154682073i dont shed tears for vegass but i love torts
>playoffs going great>record high ratings>gary decides now is the perfect time to make the sport look retarded
>Team Florida has a better d-corps than Team Quebec
god emperor gary making them kneel
>>154682153so based
Foley gonna curb stomp this jew in the Appeal hearing
i believe i just heard a SWAT team enter a property kwab
that's crazy yo
>>154682153spiking the media is who cares, but skipping the handshake line is real low character shit
>>154682229He didnt skip the handshake line
>>154682223mike matheson for those wondering
>>154682223Did they mean 36? Jagr entered the league 36 years ago and went to the finals as a rookie.I find it hard to believe that each of the 1982-1991 SCFs had a guy who would eventually play with Jagr.
Does anyone realistically see MTL/BUF beating Randy? I hate to admit it but unless Colorado plans on breaking the PT curse, I can actually see the Hurricanes winning it all.
>>154682233You know it's on video right? He runs over to shake the other coaches hands and then runs away from the players
Fatso there just forgot to shake my hand, I guess
>>154682263coffey played with him so depends how they are counting the years.
>>154682289and i think he played with brian trottier for a few seasons so he did play with players from 2 different dynasties of the 80s.
>>154681293RUDE
>>154682289Coffey was shit though.
There’s no hockey tonight so I’m seeing the all American rejects
>>154682261MTL - Mike MathesonVGK - Rasmus AnderssonCAR - Mark JankowskiCOL - Brett KulakBUF - ????Closest I got is Luke Schenn playing in Philadelphia for 2012-13 after Jagr played there for 2011-12.
>>154682063xhekaj threw punch on a softie and you can argue malenstyn tried to jump over dobes instead of just running him straight over. McNabb's hit is straight up predatory play
Which teams will be scary soon?
>>154682351Maybe Buffalo if they stop taking these dumbfuck boneheaded penalties. They know who they are too. Stop cross-checking and high-sticking. You guys are supposed to be the leaders of the team.
>>154682265If the first line keeps firing on all cylinders and the depth remains as effective, I don't see why the Habs couldn't win. Dobes is great, but they should manage him a bit. The flame that burns twice as bright burns half as long. Have Fowler play game 2 against the Canes (if they get over Buffalo, that is, it's not over yet)
>>154682397>If the first line keeps firing on all cylindersWhat do you mean "keeps"?They have done a whole lot of jack and a whole lot of shit.
>>154681950oh boy they're sending sharter fart to auschwitz arend they
>>154682289>>154682301With Trottier and Coffey, it'd actually be 47.Trottier was 1980-84Coffey was 1984-85 and 1987Idk who the three guys frrom 1988-90 were then.
>>154682397I'm leaning towards a 7th game with >us but something tells me the Habs are going to the ECF. It hurts admitting that. At least >we made it to the playoffs this year. >We over exceeded expectations and for that I am grateful.t.Dabresfan
>>154682286still shook hands
>>154682417I look forward to your bozo takes everyday as my habbies keep on rolling
you're subhuman if you support vegass for the lulzreal bitchnigga behavior
>>154682430They've scored, what, two points 5v5?They aren't firing a single cylinder, they're being towed up a hill.
>>154682435Says the Leaf Paki talking like a nigger
fuck i tought /hoc/ sucked, but online NA meetings suck morefucking retards
>>154682456cool it/hoc/ is for everyone
Vegas definitely isn't beating Colorado but I also don't believe Colorado is breaking the President's Trophy curse. So that implies the winner of the Cup will be Carolina, Buffalo, or Montreal. If >1993 is to remain alive (thanks, Gary), then that means it comes down to either Carolina or Buffalo. Buffalo MIGHT pull the proverbial "rug out of the fire" and upset Montreal in 7 games (however unlikely that seems now). Am I saying that either Carolina or Buffalo is winning the Cup? Yes. That is my implication.
listening to the latest justin bieber album right now
>>154682153This nigga is really based
Knighties don't wanna go to the press podium, but Gary says NO NO NO
>>154682448>muh 5v5Playoff hockey is about scoring goals any way you can. Don't take penalties if your PK is shit.
>>154682351Difficult to pick anybody more than Anaheim and Montreal.>Quacks21-year-old point/game, two-way 1C22-year-old 40-goal wing20-year-old 30-goal wing28-year-old first line winger locked up long-term25-year-old 1D locked up long-termA trio of 22-year-old middle pair dmen25-year-old good starting G locked up long term19-year-old Top 10 center prospect>Honks26-year-old elite, two-way 1C on a steal contract long term25-year-old 50-goal wing on a steal contract long term22-year-old first line power forward on a great contract long term20-year-old 60-point wing22-year-old elite 1D locked up long term24-year-old middle pair D locked up long term26-year-old Top 4 D locked up long term24-year-old good starting G20-year-old Top 3 center prospect
>>154682286Reddit troon hands wrote this post kwahgb
>>154682456celebrating gang rape and saying "she deserved it for being a slut" to own the casuals is peak lulz right? i pray your daughters stay safe from men like carter hart.
You don't hate the media enough
Torts, by trying to make it not about himself, makes it about himself.
Is it wrong to ignore the content by all the people supporting my team and to instead watch the reactions of the fans of the team my team just beat on youtubeschadenfreude feels so good but I feel a bit bad too
>>154682535Front Office made the call after the McNabb suspension, not Torts
no games from Gary tonight, so I'll go over to Uncle Adam's place and see what's going on.
It should be illegal to start a hockey game after 7pm EST
>>154682544watching any of that is stupid. just watch the games.
>>154682553I'm not saying it's not stupid, but it is very funny
>>154682223He played forever
>>154682552We deserve comfy late night /hoc/ on the West Coast too.
when is puck drop?????
>>154682605comfy is just a code word for boring desu
>>154682522Not GuiltyYou lost
what are pucks made of
>>154677829We all know what you aree
>>154682650steamed,stacked and compressed yarmulkes with a torah quote in the middle of it
>>154682650
does pulju have any place in the show
Someone tell me why Bettmen chimping out at Vegas
>>154679758ummmmm yummers much???
Next thread is gonna suck
>>154682798Vegass got mad at Player Safety so they told the media to fuck off and lots of cry baby journalists complained to Gary
>>154682836hefty price to payplease be next thread
>>154682847We all know VGK won't lose that pick, nor would they use it because they always trade them away
>>154682847*laughs in Cassidy*
Real "what should the next thread theme be?" hours
And don't say Flames
>>154682908Mitch Marner
new thread: >>154682929
>>154682863point is they wont be able to trade that pick. 2nd round picks still valuable in trades.
>>154682522>muh believe all woman fuck you simp, this is hockey not Feminism 350: All White Men Are Rapists at your leaf community college
>>154682522>men like carter hartso...canadians?
