sexday (15/05)>uruguay 120:00 | Montevideo City Torque x Nacionalsaturday (16/05)>brasil 118:30 | Internacional x Vasco da Gama18:30 | Atlético Mineiro x Mirassol19:00 | Fluminense x São Paulo21:00 | Palmeiras x Cruzeiro>argentina 119:30 | River Plate x Rosario Central>uruguay 112:00 | Boston River x CA Cerro15:00 | Juventud de Las Piedras x Progreso18:30 | Peñarol x Liverpool UY>colombia 1 (UTC-5)20:00/18:00 | Deportes Tolima x Atlético Nacional22:30/20:30 | Independiente Santa Fe x Junior BarranquillaUTC-3/[localtime]Previous: >>154657504
ela tem tatuagem
There are still 50 posts to go in the other thread sir
Chadval foi contratadoVeremos a mídia judaica chorar todos os dias
Flamengonorreia status?
>>154673546She looks argie
>tactical cup exit to secure the dobradinhaCongrats Flamengo for Brasileirão, Libertadores, Mundial, Supercopa, Recopa
>>154673546Which is more difficult to find: a woman without kids or without tattoos?
>>154675619A woman without penís.
>>154675619>t. looks for women on tinder Just go outside, nigga
>>154675659>talk to woman unprompted >she calls the police, posts about it on twitter, opens a gofundme for the trauma I caused and calls my employer to get me fired
>>154675573Flamengo arame liso, finalizou 26 vezes e não fez gol, Rossi engoliu um frangaço e o Vitória avança. O que dizer de um time que cria tanto e tem uma dificuldade crônica de marcar os gols?”“E o peteleco do senhor Pedro? Tem quem defenda o Pedro na Copa do Mundo… Pedro é um ótimo jogador, melhor 9 tecnicamente da América do Sul, mas tem uma displicência em certos momentos. Aquele peteleco aos 42 minutos é brincadeira. É realmente difícil entender o que se passa na cabeça de um jogador que faz esse tipo de coisa. Por que o peteleco? Por que não um chute forte? Negócio terrível.” Mauro Cezar, após Vitória 2x0 Flamengo
NOOOOOOOOOOOOO
>>154675979no... vini smile is gone...
>>154675979how does this affect o hexa
>FLAMERDA>FLAPUTA>FLAMACACO>FLABOSTA>FLACU>FLAMIJO
>>154675987>a bunch of laterales and defenders that were never good enough for the NT when they played in europe>now that they play for flamengo they'll surely be good enough
flabeango
>>154675987meu Vitória é imenso, gigantesco, colossal, grande, descomunal, desmedido, desproporcional, gigante, monstruoso, agigantado, avantajado, avultado, volumoso, vasto, amplo, espaçoso, giganteu, gigântico, ciclópico, titânico, mastodôntico, megascópico, macroscópico, paquidérmico, ingente.
Is Vitoria beating Flamengo similar to Huracan beating Boca?
>>154676614more like chimpan-zé beating orangotango
>>154675979>ex of a blackwho will want her from now on
>>154676506just goes to show that Ancelottinho is just a puppet, CBF chooses the team and Neymar is going to the WC
>>154675619A woman who isn't insufferable
>>154676729it has to be something that actually exists
>>154675979>good punctuation for a tigrinho whoredidn't expect that. not perfect but lol did better than many high schoool students
>>154676848lmao you are retarded
>>154675949kys trikasnigger
>>154676848you are indeed retarded
>>154676858>>154676887what??
>yuri and hugo want to leave corinthiansdiniz bros...
>>154676904which team do you twist for?
>>154676823Sad state of affairs innit
>>154676909remo (unironically)
>>154676987and ironically? who is it??
>>154676997never thought of thatI'll take the day to think
(he's going to say flamengo)
>“Estou muito bem. Hoje não fui titular porque o Mister (Arbeloa) me disse que sou o 4º atacante do elenco, atrás de Mastantuono, Vini e Gonzalo.”>Mbappé, após Real Madrid 2x0 Real Oviedo.lol what's going on?
>>154677091>atrás de Mastantuono??? he's a fucking shitter lmao
>Salário de Dorival Júnior e sua comissão técnica no São Paulo deve ser perto dos R$ 2 milhões por mês, R$ 500 mil a mais do que o clube pagava a Hernán Crespofinal league position: 14th
>Arbeloa: “As long as I’m in this chair, I decide who plays and who doesn’t. I don’t care what their names are. If they like it, fine, and if not, they can wait for the next one.”kek
>discussing halal on copalibWhy are GETV consumers like this
>>154676506Athletico Paranaense is immensely responsible for the current level of football. They are the ones selling these players to Ukraine in a shady scheme. Bruno Guimarães, Renan Lodi, Alex Sandro. If you think about it, it's all their fault
rogério senil when bahia gets raped 3x in a row to remohttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1aTS6rHp_Y4
>>154677465Sorry, I just can't watch nuAVGN
>company sent me an email asking why I've been logging in with a argentinian IPshit
>>154677572Tell them "no te lo puedo explicar, porque no vas a entender".
Tá todo mundo aqui na firma em choque com a declaração da Virgínia
no trates de entenderla. disfrutala.
>>154677690>don't try to understand it, unfruit it??? idgi
>>154675659>Just go outside, niggamost of them have tattoos
>>154675679>talk to women on tinder>don't respond or link their IG/OF
>Já conhece a Punheta de Bacalhau tradicional portuguesa?why are they like this?
just talk about BOCABOCA BOCAAAAAA
boca is a has-been, washed up club why would we talk about it
>>154677820how can something be if it has beenat most, it was, but if be is wrong
uma das melhores sensações foi enrabar uma trans e ela gozar com o pau dela
tricolor btw
enrabar means exactly what you think it means, bread and octopussy
Rate my almuerzoYes, I really really like batata palha
Noooooo, I forgot picaRuined it
>>154678059What do you put on your strogonoff
>>154678059that's too much cheese anon
>>154678059ar de pobreza
Yes, he's like a second father to me.
brasileros don't find weird that a coach that once said "your team sucks, is full of jews and they should die in a car crash" is suddenly coaching your team and pretend nothing ever happened
>>154678226I say that about my team
>>154678059Como vai a obra?>>154678071That's not cheese. That's shoestring potatoes
>Virginia repete pose usada em separação de Zé Felipe em término com ViniThat's so Virginia
>>154678226I respect a guy that speaks the truth no matter how ugly it is
>>154677762It's a great recipe.
>>154677699That's advice on how you should deal with women
they eat the beans along the riceI won't smell it cause they have something that's stinking up insidesince fucking janeirothey're out ta fart me they won't catch me
>>154677454RepostingClubes que mais revelaram jogadores pré-convocados para a Copa do Mundo:>Fluminense (7)Ibañez, Thiago Silva, Fabinho, Gerson, João Pedro, Luiz Henrique, Pedro>Flamengo (7)Hugo Souza, Alexsandro Ribeiro, Wesley, João Gomes, Lucas Paquetá, Samuel Lino, Vini Jr>Athletico-PR (4)Bento, Leo Pereira, Bruno Guimarães, Alex Sandro>Cruzeiro (4)Fabricio Bruno, Kaiki Bruno, Vitinho, Igor Thiago>São Paulo (4)Ederson, Casemiro, Gabriel Sara e Antony>Palmeiras (4)Vitor Reis, Danilo Santos, Endrick, Gabriel Jesus>Corinthians (3)Weverton, Carlos Augusto, Marquinhos>Santos (3)John, Kaio Jorge, Neymar>América-MG (2)Richarlison, Danilo Luiz>Atlético-MG (2)Bremer, Douglas Santos>Avaí (2)Gabriel Magalhães, Raphinha>Coritiba (2)Igor Jesus, Matheus Cunha>Internacional (2)Alisson, Leo Ortiz>Vasco (2)Andrey Santos, Rayan>Desportivo Brasil (1)Ederson (volante)>Ituano (1)Gabriel Martinelli>Londrina (1) Paulo Henrique>Manchester United (1)Andreas Pereira>Sport (1)Luciano Juba>Sporting (1)Matheus Pereira I think they're the most fraudulent club on the list.
>>154678371don't eat your shoelaces
Desportivo Italiano Brasilense
Reminder that Ronaldiño is paraguayo
>>154678554I thought the one that likes travestis was Ronaldo?
>>154673546who is thisi want to marry her and give her a green card
honestly, I wouldn't fuck virginia if I had the chance
>>154677454None of them played in Ukraine btwBut São Paulo did sell NEWERTON as well as an academy player that never played in the main team for 10mi eachFluminense, Santos and São Paulo are the most prolific youths in the country with the exception the first 2 produce useful players
Remember when people said it was absurd how Palmeiras sold Vitor Reis for 40m and San Pablo sold Beraldo for 20?2 seasons in for Vitor Reis and he had a solid season for Girona, very likely to be in City’s squad next season5 seasons later Beraldo still an expensive benchwarmer at PSG Cochia is the most fraudulent base in the country
>>154678859Beraldo has been a starter for several matches in legue 1 matches now. Playing as defender and volante.
>>154678859>>154678886
>>154673546Vitoria women look like that?!
>>154678859Beraldo isn't a bad player and I do think it's legitimate for São Paulo fans to be upset over transfer values. Not over Beraldo specifically, but Palmeiras seem to be much better at negotiating young players than São Paulo.But Cotia's status is questionable indeed. Not only they have a very high fraud:talent ratio, but we often overlook that the best players produced by São Paulo were trained before the Cotia era. Of course they increased the output in volume, but it leaves the impression that São Paulo's academy progressively declined since they moved their youth training centre.
>>154673546damn i wish we had hapas in peronchistan
>>154678971>hapasShe's 100% amazonense.
If you can't play well in the French league, where will you play?
>>154678886No shit, they got most of their backline injured and the rest is resting for the UCL final
>>154679056Niggas think this is USA or something lolBrown and slanted eye = half índia, simples as
>>154679089I want to see her brown eye.
>>154679089op looks half asian not half india, you have a big amount of japanese descendants in brazil
>>154679210She doesn't look half asian, not even a quarter asian.
Let's agree on their stink
Imagine when argies find out girls are using IA to photoshop them en la cancha like they got caught on tvThis is a step further to my idea of putting drones where people can be in la cancha through FaceTime or whatever video call app
Going to la cancha isn’t as cool as people make it to be I bet pissing here right after you wake up in a cold morning when you piss with pressure of a firefighter hose would be much better than any game ever seen en la cancha
>noooo don't go to la cancha it's jewish or something!!!!The lengths these monos go to justify being pecho frío is incredible.
>>154679368I can't think of anything less cool than standing around negros that smell like onions and tangerines to watch other negros run around a field kicking a ball
>>154679075So, not a benchwarmer then. Also he's competing for a spot in the best squad in the world at the moment, not fucking Girona.
There ain't no Asians in Bahia, bro
>>154679387kek
bro... just go to la canchain la cancha nobody cares if you're a weirdo
I want to go to la concha
last time i went to la cancha i got my phone stolen
Jajaja se re regalo
>>154679368>>154679389The absolute state of /copalib/
My wife has a beautiful concha
>>154678859nonobody remembers that, in 5 years nobody is going to remember Beraldo or Lodi or whomstever you mentioned
>>154679210>looks half asian not half indiaOh no kkkklkkkk what a RETARD lmao, you think jujeñas are from japan too?
>>154678957Its simple, they know San Pablo is broke af so they offer less money and San pablo accepts because it needs it
>>154679741thats not india and i will die on that hill
>>154679770you should go to Coto and ask the japanese people that work there kkkkkkkkkkk
>>154679837Kek!
the only concha I like is that of my wife's, the sidechick concha I don't like as much.
>>154680002I don't like your wife's concha, it's a bit weird
what is this nigga on about with the ladles?
o craqui fica no morro e junta na cueca
>>154679368>>154679389You are supposed to go to go to the premium side of the stadium, unless it was also enshitified and/or made ridiculously expensive
>>154680169Porteños gonna say the one on the right is a hapa.
>People ITT have wives and children
>>154680085Why can't I post a concha?Don't you like it?Are you supporter for Club Atlético Colón?
>>154680332Not me, only cats
>>154680350You are the most pathetic poster in the general.
imagine not having a wife and/or childrenlike nigga what are you even living for
>>154680364It's me actually, I don't have cats
imagine not having a wife and/or childrenlike nigga who do you even beat when bokita loses
>>154680550>who do you even beat when bokita losesMy meat.
https://x.com/okdobleamarilla/status/2055355234520559930LMAO I'm amazed this didn't happen sooner. Did something like this happen in Brazil?>Ignacio Malcorra (Independiente midfielder) went to Radio La Red and confronted journalist Gustavo López outside the station after his program, following Independiente’s 3-1 defeat to Rosario Central on May 10 in the 2026 Torneo Apertura round of 16.>Malcorra was furious over López’s critical and “malicious” comments during the week, in which the journalist suggested that Malcorra had not wanted to score in the only clear chance (one-on-one) he had against Rosario Central.>The player told López face-to-face: “You don’t know the shit week my family went through because of you.”>A colleague of López had to step in and separate them to prevent a physical fight in the street. The incident was captured live/on air as part of the station’s continuous programming.>Context: After Independiente’s elimination in the Gigante de Arroyito, López was very harsh in his editorial, saying something to the effect of: “The only thing missing was for Malcorra to celebrate with Rosario Central. The only one-on-one he had, and he didn’t want to finish it.”>The team (managed by Gustavo Quinteros) started winning but suffered a comeback loss (3-1) and were eliminated early from the Apertura title race. The squad returned to training at Villa Domínico on Wednesday. Independiente still has one game left this semester: the Copa Argentina match against Unión. It will be their last match before the wc break.
>>154680585Something similar happened before but the player was Argentinian.https://ge.globo.com/sp/santos-e-regiao/futebol/times/santos/noticia/2017/02/reporter-do-globoesportecom-e-agredido-por-zagueiro-do-santos.html>reporter Lucas Musetti, from globoesporte.com, was threatened and assaulted by Santos defender Fabián Nogueira after the 5-1 Santos victory in a friendly against Kenitra, a team from Morocco>In the stadium, the Argentinian called the journalist multiple times trying to set a meeting point. After multiple negatives by the journalist, who was at work and could not stop to meet up with him, the defender went after Musetti and asked to speak with him for one minute in a quiet place>Fabián Noguera proceeded to grab the journalist by the shirt collar with one of his hands, and point at his face with the other, demanding to know why the reporter had said he failed in the Kenitra goal. Then, he said he would keep tabs on the reporter's work and in case he were to be criticised again, the next conversation "would be much worse".
to be real with y'all niggas:journalist should get beaten up more frequently
>>154681115And hanged on public squares
>>154681156I don't like you when you support my endeavours
>>154681115If you kill a journalist the number of journalists in the world remains the same.
>>154681115if you dont give them attention in social media like a good goy you wouldnt need to kill them to start with
>>154681199Ok, Batman
bolsonarobros, I'm kinda afraid of october I must confess
>>154681549Wake me up when September ends
Esses são os meus convocados para a seleção brasileira do Ancelotti GOLEIROSAlisson Ederson John LATERAISCarlos Augusto Douglas Santos Paulo Henrique Wesley ZAGUEIROSBremer Gabriel Magalhães Ibañez Marquinhos Natan MEIO-CAMPISTASAndrey Santos Bruno Guimarães Casemiro Éderson João Gomes Matheus Pereira ATACANTESEndrick Gabriel Martinelli Igor Thiago João Pedro Matheus Cunha Raphinha Rayan Vini Jr.
>>154681818amigo qual o critério pra essa lista?
>>154681837The cutest ones
>>154673546>hapasI've already jerked off to this image 3 times
>>154673546Even I can spot and India like this one a mile away. Sudacas swear just because she's not fat and she stayed out of the sun for 6 months before the picture.In the end they all still came from Siberia.>Also, I still wish I knew more Portuguese...
Gustavo Lofish is on Equipo F right nowAlready there's a thinly veiled reference about the confrontation.
>malcorra confronted gustavo lopez>didn't beat himfue para atras dos veces en una semana
>>154682235agreed
Why is almost everything related to Vitória so fucking SVOL?https://i.4cdn.org/wsg/1778883400549216.webm
Rip chiqui mafia
I'm not clicking that shit nigga
New football rule: >last goal in a match is worth double>if no goals have been scored by the 80 minutes mark, one more ball is introduced every 5 minutes>if the match somehow ends in 0-0 both teams get 2 points
ajuda
I envy sanpablo i want peidolano out
>>154682589you should envy dead people and kys
ta pipocando ai di nuovo
Was there any festivities in Vitoria last night Where would you rank this in terms of Vitoria victories in the latest years
>Convocação de Thiago Silva passa a ser cotada na Seleção Brasileira para a Copa do Mundo.no please no please no no no no
Decided to do a spreadsheet exercise and compare how much Brasileirão fans get paid by their major sponsors per fan. Here's the ranking:>1. Red Bull BragantinoSponsor: Red Bull | R$31,000,000/ySupporter base: 200,000 peopleRatio: R$155 per fan.>2. Athletico-PRSponsor: VivaSorte | R$36,000,000/ySupporter base: 1,500,000 peopleRatio: R$24 per fan>3. BotafogoSponsor: VBet | R$55,000,000/ySupporter base: 6,200,000 peopleRatio: R$8.87 per fan>4. FluminenseSponsor: Superbet | R$52,000,000/ySupporter base: 6,000,000 peopleRatio: R$8.67 per fan>5. SantosSponsor: Novibet | R$70,000,000/ySupporter base: 8,100,000 peopleRatio: R$8.64 per fan>6. RemoSponsor: Vaidebet | R$12,000,000/ySupporter base: 1,500,000 peopleRatio: R$8 per fan>7. São PauloSponsor: Superbet | R$113,000,000/ySupporter base: 15,000,000 peopleRatio: R$7.53 per fan>8. Atlético-MGSponsor: H2bet | R$62,000,000/ySupporter base: 8,600,000 peopleRatio: R$7.20 per fan>9. FlamengoSponsor: Betano | R$268,500,000/ySupporter base: 43,000,000 peopleRatio: R$6.24 per fan>10. PalmeirasSponsor: Sportingbet | R$100,000,000/y Supporter base: 16,300,000 peopleRatio: R$6.13 per fan>11. VitóriaSponsor: 7K | R$20,000,000/ySupporter base: 3,900,000 peopleRatio: R$5.12 per fan>12. CorinthiansSponsor: Esportes da Sorte | R$150,000,000/ySupporter base: 31,100,000 peopleRatio: R$4.82 per fan>13. CruzeiroSponsor: Betnacional | R$40,000,000/ySupporter base: 11,600,000 peopleRatio: R$3.49 per fan>UNDISCLOSED VALUESBahia (Esportiva Bet), Chapecoense (Zero Um)>SPONSORLETSVasco da Gama, Coritiba, Internacional, Grêmio>THE MIRASSOL ANOMALYThere are no official numbers on how many supporters Mirassol could possibly have. If we assumed the supporter base to be equal to that of the city's population (roughly 63k people), their sponsorship worth R$9mi/y would give them a ratio of R$142.85, putting them second only to Bragantino. But it is possible that they're even fewer in number.
>>154683372Of course this doesn't reflect the full extent to which clubs earn money off their shirts. There are still things such as kit manufacturer deal and other sponsorships that aren't accounted for. But that'd require a lot more research and I'm not sure I'd find reliable data on all sponsors for all clubs.
>>154683372t. Cleitinho contador
I'm not reading any of that
Who else /velado/ rn
'Mais um golpe para Vini Jr.': fim do namoro com Virginia repercute na imprensa internacional
>>154683248>Negro, Gordo, CabezonWhy are Argies like that?
https://x.com/futebol_info/status/2055430978034696487>Now! Sampaoli sues Atlético-MG at CBF's CNRD demanding R$ 10 million.>The coach and his technical staff are demanding the amount of the termination fine for the contract's end in February.>It had been agreed that the R$ 10 million would be paid in 15 installments of R$ 666.6 thousand, but only one installment was paid.kkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkk
>>154682469If the match ends in 0-0, both teams should lose 2 points
>>154683798we insult each other so much that' it has become part of the regular formal lexicon, like that one onion skit where people in the future add "fucking" randomly between words
>>154683831I think the guy you replied to was thinking of penis.
>>154683874sorry, i'm not too used to brazilians thinking about penis so much that half their vocabulary can also mean penis
>>154683806>atlético-mg>santos>corinthians>botafogo>vascoEvery alvinegro is playing Copa Quiebra. The winner plays the Recopa Deuda against San Lorenzo.
Olha, gatinha, você me faz enlouquecerNessa balada, eu quero ficar com vocêVai ser tudo ou nadaMueve, mi niña, tu cuerpo todo sensualEsa mirada despierta una atracción fatalProvocante, que me hace malPrincesa, la dueña de la nocheVocê ya conquistó mi corazónQue beleza, la chica brasileñaSe mueve con el swing de esta cancioooon
this is what copalib feels like sometimes
>>154684155t-there are japanese girls here?
>>154684203UwU
Friday night in Buenos Aires, where should I go?
>>154684384Home, dad. Mom brought those weird friends again and she won't let me out of my room
>>154684384Palermo, you will find the guy that always posts off topic twitter shit about brown people and he'll suck your dick for a can of monster.
>>154684384To the shell of your mother
>>154684384I have a friend waiting for you in Barracas.
Friday night in Rosario, where should I go?
>>154684436I’m already here in Palermo (soho), where’s that fucker?
>>154684564Go find Alaska's apartment, you will feel the ground shaking once you get close
Time to go to Florianópolis
>>154684527Bulletproof bunker.
>>154684620what are some good places to visit in florianopolis
>>154684648The airport, go back to Pará, Cleydisvanderson
>>154684620Argenchinos say this.>>154684648I like the Lagoa and Joaquina side, whatever the locals call it. Cozy, lushful nature, very quiet and very unique.
>>154683332I don't like him either, but imagine being in ancelotti's skin to convocate our defense
>>154683332Is David Luiz still active? What about Luiz Gustavo and Dante?>>154683332
>"Antidepressivos na gravidez não aumentam risco de autismo, aponta estudo"Bolsonaro really destroyed this country
>friday night>no friends>no fulboYup, it's gundam time.
>>154685300Literally me with the exception that in another country
>>154685208Dante conhece os alemãesLuiz Gustavo tá no CAP
>>154685300>tranime timeshame
>>154685464Stop thinking about trannies all the time, Joaquin.
>>154685300I thought we were friends
stop ruining l4d versus mode
>>154683332He's technically, physically and mentally better than Danilo.
INTER
>>154685499You made fun of my cueca last year.
>>154685567>mentally>the guy famous for almost fainting while crying on that infamous day
>>154685728Anon, that was 12 years ago. And picrel was Brazil v Colombia, not the fateful day.
>>154685755lmao you're almost right, it was against CHILE which makes him even more ridiculous he was the captain btw
>>154685792True, Brazil v Colombia was 2-1. Still, that was 12 years ago and never again did he show any major signs of pecheating. You can argue that Marquinhos or Casemiro would be more suitable captains, but I don't think Thiago Silva being called up is the most absurd thing ever.
>>154675949Concordo que ele é abaixo do que a gente se acostumou no tempo do Ronaldo gordo, mas a verdade é que a diferença entre os que jogam aqui e os que jogam lá não é tão grande assim dependendo de quem você tá comparando, e os caras que jogam lá simplesmente não entregam quando são convocados, memes a parte é mais fácil um rony da vida fazer um gol de empate em um Brasil x Tunisia oitavas de final do que os *paquetás piada pronta* e afins.
Thiago Silva is perfect as a CCB in a 5-3-2, which is exactly how this pathetic shite team should play, unironically. 4 at the back is a Globo jewish ploy
>>154686582nooooo but le pontinhas browe gotta fit them all somehow
Bom chia copalib
3 anos dps voltei a ser feliz>Vampeta fala sobre Dorival : "Ele não estava nada feliz no Corinthians. Você vai ver o Dorival no São Paulo a diferença. Ele ama o São Paulo"
>>154690156They're really betting high on 40 yo Hulk huh
I'm really angry at the fact that they removed fuchibol completely from mondays and fridays since there are no serie B games these days anymore
>>154690156Até a sua sobrinha vai querer!
>>154691059
>>154691387Classic fluminense
>>154692491>monkey impulses kick in
>>154686969Don't even joke about it. How many WCs lost because weak-willed coaches felt pressured to put as many forwards as possible by mongrel "journalists" who couldn't do 50 keepy-uppies their whole lives? No wonder Abuelotti thinks a double pivot of Casemiro and Burro is enough against the likes of France.
>>154695243>keepy-uppies Just say embaixadinhas, niggaThat’s the most disguising thing I’ve heard in my life
>>154695596>disguisingNah, I don't think I will. Couldn't care less for someone who can't even string a sentence together.
>>154695826started 3 hours ago, forgot the info
>>154695826>>154695860Keep us updated
>>154695826>gordura spots in the ceilingDo I want to know?
>>154696939At least it isn't cum spots
>>154697257Those were in the cueca.
>>154696939Damn I was singing those exact lyrics by arctic monkeys in my head when I read your postEerie
>>154673546She cute
>>154684155They're Italians!
Hello my Italian civilization friends, how's our calcio doing?
>TattoosIt's trashed
What's your favourite white football club? In Bons Ares we love Lazio!#PerónRatLines
Começou a bobageira
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vinte mais vinte mais vinte mais sete
>>154697894>arctic monkeysThis is what they call people from the south in brazil.
>>154698510nigga the arctic is in the north
>>154698531Tell that to the brazilians.
My honest guess of the average IQ of copalib posters:>Brazil105>Argentina115>Colombia100>Bolivia110>Uruguay140>Chile95>Paraguay100>Peru90>Ecuador85>Venezuela150Bolivia, Venezuela, Peru and Ecuador are basically one guy so I'm guessing their exact IQ
>>154698656didn't know being a constantly seething impotent retard was some 140iq shit, maybe chikaner is a genius
>>154698656If dinosaurs are so smart why did they go extinct?
>>154698807Nihilism
>>154698217Chiqu(e)
>>154698217>ruining the joke by explaining it in the background
>>154698656What about the CHIs?
>>154698656>didn't include angloflags and other pestsHonestly kinda beaned and ricepilled.
>mfw just remember bernabay exists
>>154698510If earth is a globe, is there really a south and a north?
>>154698510>when you think you are smart
>>154699424>earth is a globeThat's what they want you to believe.
>>154695826
>>154698807jews
Who are the good guys todayriBer? Central?
let's make love and listen to death from above
>>154698807Only a dum-dum would tolerate living surrounded by arjews and macacos.
>>154700077sometimes there are no good guys
>>154698656too high man
>>154698358KEK
>>154691387That's standard procedure for Fluminense's marquee signings. And unfortunately, Hulk is as marquee as it gets until another 37yo moleque de Xerém decides to play his last two seasons for Fluminense.
>>154700142Deep and true
I love sushi, I suck dicks, I cry a lot about refs and today I'm gonna be raped by a WC champion. Who am I
>>154700809Quintero you fat fuck, score sam faking goals
Bought some Quilmes to drink tonight
>>154700933I drank some Skol last night.
Predictions forAtlético-MG - MirassolInternacional - Vasco Fluminense - São Paulo
>>154700952Skol is alright, can't stand brahma and itaicaga anymore.
>>154700980palmeiras 0 cruzeiro 9
>>154701061>[Deleted]Pussy
>>154701129>>154701129
don't do maconha before posting
>>154701009Cant stand any beer anymore desu
>>154683798you missed Micho, Tito...
>>154701009Reporting this post for trolling
>>154673546
>>154673546Vasco just lost a gol
>>154700980Vasco has 6 desfalques, including Thiago Mendes which is 50% of the team so Inter wins this one.
Wtf is Internacional master sponsor???
Minuto sobrinha
>>154701909"world champion" in Japanese, or "world king" in Chineseno clue what brand it's supposed to be, google doesn't give anything that makes sense
VasputaVaspiranhaVasrapariga
>>154702028Thanks. Since is the shirt in homenagem to their wolrd title i can now make sense
Inter is raping vasco
>>154680070in my country this is called chochla
>>154702070wrong. Vasco is raping itself
>>154702028>>154702048Inter have no master sponsor. Like the anon said, it's a 2006 Mundial celebration campaign and also an engagement bait to prove their shirt as a viable marketing product. Same logic as Vasco's QR code.
>>154702122>w-we're actually letting you win!!
>Piton>Hugo Moura>Tche Tche>Brenner
still in time to go to a chino buy some ultra processed goy slop to watch River?
It beginshttps://youtu.be/7DoUiNxh6_0?si=J9R58Zfcq_9v3dQo
>>154702418yes
>>154702418>not going to a panadería and ordering cuarto de criollitos de hojaldre y 200g de cañoncitos con dulce de lechePorteños disgust me.
>san pablo's defence
>>154702448Don’t you even call me portenho again
>Di Maria was found dead after trying to suck his own cock
lo de liBerpoop es avergonzante.
Gabriel Market is based
>>154702456San Pablo's everything.
Vaskek status?
>>154702493trikaschizo is named di Maria????
>bh
>>154702551>trying to bait the most talented copers in Brazil
>>154673546As flores estão jogando
>>154702128The weaker bets have died. I say kill them all
>>154702665Se mata
>>154702456>>154702531Trust dorival
>>154702705Minha mão no seu pal
Driussi is dead. Career end.
>>154701239 lolcow.
Canobbio the usefulNow the two players in the thumbnail have scored
>vina>canibal moreno>Fausto veraSo many known shitters
>carbonizadoshitty player
>Miralossthey are not helping sending textorfogo a la b.
Can these cats stop scratching each other and start scoring som fokkin gols!?
>>154702693Vasco
Abel lixeira would fit perfectly in argie futchibol
>vasco
my são paulo is losing :(
i hate marisol so much
>>154702551Trikas
blud name is John Kennedy fr fr
>>154702997Dorival will fix this
Scored by xannobio
PENAL PARA (P)IBER (P)LATE
>>154703023When he dies they'll put an F. there in the middle.
flu is not even playing that well
Vasquenja
>>154703111São Paulo are just that shit. Fluminense are blitzing them with a basic high press.
>v4sc0
why was kennedy so popular in latam? catholicism? adultery?
LO ERRÓ
>aimsuni hate paulista teams
>>154703144Catholicism and at the time most south american countries lived under dictatorships that were basically american lapdogs.
>>154703178Get ready for são bernardo and novorizontino next year
>>154703144he isn't, her mom probably found the name cool
JFK? Hell nah, for me its CFK
>>154703187Reality: it's a foreign name that people say on tv and sounds "chique" to poor people. Like washington, wellington, john lennon
COPEtti
>>154679089
Vasco remontada
eles estao massacrando meu mirassoul
>>154701739>meanwhile in reality
>>154703382F
imagina se esse time de merda nao ia levar
>>154703144>was kennedy so popular in latam?Was he_
>>154703144The explanation for the player's name is probably >>154703298 but Kennedy was indeed popular here. But it was just more or less the same reason why he was popular in the US. Young, charismatic and (relatively) good looking. Obama was huge here too on charisma alone.
>>154701739incredible that riberfags will unironically believe thisnot defending central but they've been riggi for a short time compared to decades
São puta is losing
>>154682402totally believable
time to fap
>>154703455Basically on account of Cold War events he was on newspapers, radio and tv a lot (Cuba missile crisis, Apollo missions etc).
>Pechacho in charge of not choking on semifinalsIMPOSSIBLE CHALLENGE
Chaco coudet is gonna win libertadores
operáriobros...
Kennedy also financed shit in BrazilHere's an original replica of the Statue of Liberty in the Rio neighbourhood of Vila Kennedy which was funded through the Alliance for Progress
Dude still talking about it, let it go bro
>>154703699They want to be american bro, they'll let you know all the cool facts about how american they are.
São Paulo remontada
>>154703682No meu estado também, tem uma familia no poder que recebeu uma caralhada de dinheiro para parar a "ameaça comunista"
esses animais tentaram tomar gol até conseguir
>>154703711But i hate them
>guild and skunks getting relegated togethera man can dream
How come 1000 são paulinos can sing louder than 30k fluminenses almost the entire match
>argies jealous of how much kennedy loved usNew low for them?
Ojala lo quiebren al negro villero huevo duro de Di Maria
>I only spam my faggotry when my team winsTorcedor that comes to mind?
>>154703872You sound obsessed
>>154703872every single vascaíno that posts here
>>154703872bosteros
>>154673546Tem que demitir o roger machado
KWAB
i want to be a speedrunner
Vamos pedir o que do ifood?
big mac
Guess who plays tonight at 21:00?Yes, you guessed it right, el gigante verde y blanco.
>>154704010Bnafield?
Corner kicks are still penalties against Fluminense. But we march on.
>>154703785You are ashamed of it.
>>154703682>neighbourhood of Vila KennedyYou're being extremely kind with your wording.
>>154703828sulista vs nordeschino
>>154704010>el gigante verde y blancoo catarro do Maradona?
Yes I will post my team ONLY when we're playing because I don't give a fuck about this shithole otherwise.
>>154704124argie vs peruvian
Fluminense v São Paulo, Maracanã, Crespo era: 6-0Fluminense v São Paulo, Maracanã, legacy of Roger: 2-1But he isn't white or foreign so he wasn't good enough for them.
Repeat after me: O VASCO É UMA MERDA
Why do they always get so many bunuldies
>>154704165Notice how he waited until they scored to pipocate?
>>154703872riberanosmuch as i hate them at least the bocafags whine about their team constantly when they aren't playing (this is a good thing)
>>154704165Is that River? Our hijo?
>>154704118Fight with prefeitura chud it's officially a neighbourhood
>Di Maria 90"+2>Di Maria 90"+19
>>154704181São Paulo tirou ponto do flamengo, deu pro palmeiras e pro fluminense. Pai do trikas
vendian a central como un equipazo y tiro una sola vez al arco
>pol fernandez off
>>154704277Jardim Oceânico bros...
>>154704085;)
Montiel has been dreadful desu
River pleichi wont reach libertadores semis
Congrats, Flamengo, for the 9th title
>>154704394Anon.....zubeldia will win brasileirão
>>154701739>cries out in pain as he strikes you
I saw the cuarta in a dream. Congrats, argiebros.
>>154704437>zubeldía wins the brasileirão>diniz wins the libertadores>roger takes over some club in october and wins the copa do brasilI want to believe
Socorro estão roubando o meu cu guloso
>quintero not coming oncongrats, rosario central
Fepile Anderson is playing the finest of football
we're back
Fala dele agora
>>154704663my boy bubbles dindu noffin
>>154704534Acesso negado...winning???
>>154704561first time?
>>154704663pothead faggot
>>154704704Diniz magic
tão roubando o CUzeiro
Ar ar ar FELIPE ANDERSON TITULAR
>>154704085
it would be kino if belgrano wins the final against river on penalties
Incrivel como todo lance pro palmeiras vai pro VAR. Os caras não se aguentam
would you rather be called Fagner or John Kennedy?
>>154704500Anulo mufa.
GANO RIVER
GANOOOOOOOOOOOO
They were simply outrigged.
the only one who can win against riber in el mudomental is boca
RIVER FINALISTA
>anrig di rigia
Lo de River
Lo de River es magistral
>>154705078>>154705122Cringe>>154705090Kino
penal para riber
Lo de Viña es magistral
>cobra coping hard on stream right nowkek>dos penales>dos penales, asqueroso, chorro de mierda>mete gol de jugada abierta
>>154705171x2
>>154705148Based velabro
I think I'll support the transveganos. They post good anime pics.
I want to fuck the moeposter so fucking bad
Boca status?
Jhon Arias is at palmeiras now? Haven’t watched a palm trees game in a while
>>154705274
the only bit that would make this night funnier is if Di Maria has another meltdown on instagramkek
my rapist won
>>154705192>cobraevery time i check on this guy he's gotten fatter
sex with Mica Alonso finalista
>>154705330He used to be a league of legends streamer, and got fatter since quitting. The exact opposite of what you'd expect.Obviously he found more money in being a bostero termo, kek
Should I twist for river or argenchinos in the final?
>>154705361The final is in Cordoba. It's rigged for Belgrano.
i want riber to lose the final so this fucking faggot will stop spamming anime pics
>>154705383La guardia alta bros... we need to spam Afa and Belgrano's social media ASAP
>>154705383and that's a good thing
I feel asleep at 5 and only woke up now, let's watch the best moments of Galo x Mirassol together16'Atlético MG [1] - 0 MirassolAlan Minda
It's said that Jews often kill themselves when a fascist, Italian and Aryan club like Palmeiras or Grêmio wins
Chiquitapiastatus??
>>154705361>not wanting belgrano who sent river to la b
39'Atlético MG 1 - [1] MirassolWillian Machado
>River wins>not a single fireworks in CABASouless
Toda del técnico, cagón hijo de mil puta, planteo de mierda, no salió a jugar pero después tenés a los hijos de puta que bancan a este cara de verga, menos mal q sabía jugar los partidos mano a mano
58'penal para Atlético MG
>>154704197It's funny because they honestly believe Vasco are better than Inter. See >>154702122
60'Atlético MG [2] - 1 MirassolMaycon (p)
>>154705491Semifinal bruh
81'Atlético MG [3] - 1 MirassolMamady Cisséwe're alive
This argentinao will really go down in history as the worst of all time>more penalties than matches played for the champion>that blatantly ignored penalty for bentral
>>154705661but when it's boca you like it that way
>>154705435>>154705531>>154705629I know it's >mirassol, but Atlético seem to be improving since the Flamengo disaster.
>>154705708they are, the problem with this team is lack of vergonha, framengo was a wake up call
>>154705661Lloralo bostero puto, ojito con Cruzeiro el martes no vayas a perder eh, que papá ya está en la final
>>154705813serious language btw
Por que Michael Olise escolheu a França?>Nasceu na Inglaterra>Nunca morou na França>Não sabe falar Francês>Pai é nigeriano e a mãe franco-argelina
>>154705843why couldn't Higuain choose France instead of us?
why these african players get to choose their nationality?
>>154705884u jelly?
>>154705927I am.
>riber plate se convirtió en los nuevos secanucas
>>154705843Normies really ask this.....
>>154705661jajaja hacele otra bandera a cavani y ubeda pedazo de puto
>>154705976Meanwhile in reality Riquelme is best friends with Tapia and Bosta Jrs has never issued any declaración or comunicado against AFA for their blatant corruption.
>>154705884We need to make euro countries stronger
>every person that shits on my team is my bostero bfEverytime
>>154705884yeah i don't want to sound chuddy but what's the point of national teams if shit like this can happen
>>154706072Cavani is the best foreign player in the history of argentine football, ok?
>2 injured players in the same match>already had 3 of its main players injuredMacumba do Urubu going strong. The same can be said about Cruzeiro. Since Flamengo tried to sign Kaio Jorge and got rejected, his quality as a player went to shit.
Palmeiras almost scored an gol de bicicleta
>>154706129Unironically true. It's a Bover world out there, you are just living in it .
>>154706198All teams are losing players this year, many important. Flamengo lost Arrascaeta, Fluminense lost Martinelli and didn't have Lucho until very recently, Trikas lost Luciano and Lucas, Vasco lost PH and Cuiabano, and Vitória have nearly a full squad out.
Kneel to this man.
>>154706249
>>154706249It had a foul before but the red "didnt" see
>>154706111Neither did riber.
Amazing how all palmeiras players dive. Its in their blood
>>154706412https://www.espn.com.ar/futbol/argentina/nota/_/id/16393405/river-dejara-participar-de-reuniones-del-comite-ejecutivo-de-la-afa-comunicado
>>154706495This but riber since 2013
So how's declaring you have HIV to AFA result in you getting two penalties in a match, and your rival being robated of two penalties themselves
>>154706396Only if he can eliminate palmerias in quarters finals this year
>>154706495It takes balls to dive on a synthetic pitch.
>>154706371Flamengo lost Arrascaeta because its managers are retarded. They should've told the coach that it wouldn't be a good idea to use Arrascaeta in a match that would be pure murderball. SP players getting injured is old news. It almost seems like they have faith healers instead of professional doctors.
The ref is full palmerias
>>154706589>
who's the bigger refballerPalmeme or riBer
>>154673546Bake the new thread
>>154706845I don't want to let go of japinha do vitória
>>154706614If they plucked a pagé straight out of a reservation and gave him 5k a month he wouldn't give the players Mounjaro
>>154706812I don't know much about Riverbut I doubt they're worse than PalmeirasLiterally every Palmeiras game has a penalty awarded to them
>>154706766but "they" dont like porkitos.
You know a team is helped by VAR with how easily you can fit "VAR" in their nameriVAR, VARmengo, etc
>>154702831lolmono.
The important thing is that Trikas lost
>>154706978>VARracasintelligent green post
never waste the opportunity of calling mono to a brazilian that's acting like a mono on the internet because they will send you to jail if you do it in real life
pipocou
beans, farts, sintiou and now pipocou is the new buzzword of the gordo mongolico
>>154707085what a cuck. A bolsonarista for sure.
>>154707288you can call him a cuck but can you say he's wrong?
>>154707319he is wrong.
>>154707344wrong
I wonder how hard it is to get a 7/10 wingback. Palmeiras, the second richest team in SA have two shit ones. Flamengo only has one decent one, both of its left wingback suck. The main one is 35y.
>>154707387Those no longer exist in Brazil. Every player with a hint of talent gets trained as a winger or a midfielder now. Allan could've been a pretty good left-back.
>>154707288Nooooo you can't support a SAF you have to keep filling up the stadium to watch your team lose while your rivals win everything it isn't fair to become a SAF
>>154707504I also think that Samuel Lino and even Plata would be better as wingbacks. Especially SL who is way better at defending than attacking.
>>154707525Supporting a SAF is being a customer, like being a torcedor of petrobras, or mcdonalds, or a.nal.even worse if is an anglojew SAF like textorfogo. Also your rival that wins everything is not a SAF.
>>154707649>like being a torcedor of petrobrasso like, flamengo?
>>154707387The good ones all go to Europe pretty early
>>154707649Funny you mention Petrobras, because they spend more than 20 years putting money into Flamengo and nobody said anything. The fans do everything they can, go to the stadium, make big parties, support the team, and it's still not enough. But I'm sure more 20 years of austerity and paying debts will mean Vasco will become a superpower after that.
Familia status?
nouveau:>>154708031>>154708031>>154708031>>154708031
>>154707611I'm not sure about Plata, but Lino is definitely one of these cases. The former looks like your average physicality merchant that is enabled by the current football meta.
>>154707649palmeiras was literally invented by parlmalat and crefisa, corinthians was created by the central bank, lula and itaú, flamenco by grupo globo, fluminense by unimed, vasco by racism, botafogo by jontex and cruzeiro by JK, that's how football is, does anybody ever talk about Manchester City before UAE created it? Even less they talk about psg before it was invented by Qatar, money is all that seems to matter in the end of the day.
fuck a.nal
