lol
lmao even
>>154676344-21.5 for me
>>154676340so does this mean no gay porn tonight or what?c'mon swanspoof don't let us down
swans win
how goods sydney
didnt get completely embarrassed
Where the fuck are all the harlots?
>>154676381its alright
>>154676400me on the left
>>154676405I wanna suck your tits
>>154676356noiceo170.5 n-never in doubt haha
>>154676373I hadn't seen this 'rena before
>>154676381luv itt. homosexual
>>154676425just going through her simp thread at the moment
Was she famous before the food truck vid
no
i have more than six figures in liquid cash, but i NEED to win a bet to morally launder that money and only then can i use the winnings to pay a proz to tongue my balls and jerk me offdoes that make sense?
>>154676509No not really
He’s just like mehttps://youtu.be/ZZXSovoN1zA?si=jQJpj8Nz-TQZiR-k
>>154676522yeah cheers i knew i was a lunatic
>>154676353>the daicord doesn't exi-
>>1546763714 quarters wasn't enough? you're insatiable. you lose more than you win.
York (UK) #13 E/W
Is there a gayer gimmick than "wharfie time"?
swasn are still frauds who haven't beaten a decent team yet kek
>>154676690Swasn winning the flag mate.
>>154676373SEX SEX SEX
whoops I forgot about mothers day
>>154676373>>154676476>check insta>she's a dykehope she gets over her dyke phase and gets back on the veiny stiff penises again
>>154676400She's so cute.
>>154676476>those tattoos
I'm never masturbating again, I am going to ascend
Mumza is downsizing and asked me if she could live with me until she finds another place. Sprung it on me on Mother's Day so I couldn't say no. While I love her I think living with her is going to drive me crazy and I fear it's going to take her forever to find her new home.
no one cares m8
>>154677245ok starting now
>>154677266>downsizing
>>154676340Me and the boys on Friday night.
>>154676400oh erroli would give everything just to be like you
tits
>>154677921I think she lost all her money on the pokies
>>154679643>>154679772true
who DUTTON RANCH here
https://www.ozbargain.com.au/node/959382
>>154676703the may flag maybethey'll shit the bed in a granny again, can't only face injury depleted teams all the time
Hello mates
>>154682030*how ya doing brother?**overly performative masculine handshake*
Thoughts?
oscar steenes knee is blown the fuck outsloppingwood have no replacement rucklmaololrofl
morning swans seether you must be absolutely boiling champevery week these cazzie predictions proven wrongevery week the inevitable 'injury depleted opposition' excusethen the pivot to just pure seethe sad and pathetic champ, go easy on your mum today you fairweather faggot hahaha
morning sunshine
good morning i love penis and semen
Good morning alf
>>154682913go bane, swasn or pies btw
Big game today
brisbane has no depth
bane are top of the fraud ladder
Feel the Dan Andrews statue will be better guarded than statues of colonial heroes or anzacs
take you /pol/ shit elsewhere, alf is for gay posting and pies bashing
feel like an sausage roll for lunch desu
>>154683523I always have a box of the 4 and 20 ones in the freezer theyre good if youre hungry and cbf cooking
>>154683552this man sausage rollsfinna
banesperg gone into hiding fairweather faggot lmao
maybe hes gone out to the shops to get some sausage rolls like im about too
morning chuds
I haven't seen her in years but her asshole is somewhere out there on this earth at this moment right now. I wonder what it's doing. Maybe squeezing out a poo.
>Simply Indian thoughts
Good morning AlfI hope you're having a great Sir Douglas Nicholls Round
small friesBIG MAC
>>154676690>>154676703Fred are the benchmark rnAlso Port and Pies are both decent, they've just been on different sides of the "close" ones
fred will do a fred and fall apart in august
I haven't washed my hair with shampoo/conditioner in almost 2 weeks now
S Tier - Fred SwansA Tier - Hawks Pies Cats B Tier - Lions Suns Crows Dogs DeesC Tier - Port Giants Norf Saints D Tier - Tigers Blues F Tier - Bombers Eagles
another fraudulent display by the swans last night
>>154684561is this a club culture tier list?
>>154684656looks like a poof player rating
>>154684652It was a good win against a decent opponent so I cannot really complain and 4 points is 4 points
>swans and fred have had easy draws and only beaten one contender each: S tier>hawthorn and geelong have had harder draws and beaten multiple contenders each: A tier
Shitney barely beat a vfl team with no ruckman kek, will be straight sets for them or yet another humiliating grand final
>>154684652swasn make ya seethe?
I love seeing Swanscucks getting excited, it will make the 10 goal grand final loss even better this year lmao. Fucking pathetic loser club with a fat fuck of a coach. Fat cunts don’t win anything, they don’t succeed in life.
>>154684656>club culture tier list?GREAT - Swans Cats LionsGOOD - Pies Port Giants Demons (king has exorsed the Goodwin shit) HawksOKAY - Tigers Wokedogs FredBAD - Norf Crows Saints Suns DIRE - Blues Bombers Eagles
>swanseethers are already admitting the swans are in the gfenjoy playing off for the other spot lol
what is bloods culture exactly?
>>154684735>delusional Swancucks are happy they’ll get flogged in another gf as long as they make itKek, what pathetic club, no culture, full of bondi wankers and fans who don’t know ball. Kill yourself mate
>>154684741shirts off with the boys get'up and go culture
>2019: richmond d. geelong in prelim, win flag>2020: richmond d. geelong in gf>2021: melbourne d. geelong in prelim, win flag>2022: geelong win flag>2023: geelong miss finals, collingwood flag>2024: brisbane d. geelong in prelim, win flag>2025: brisbane d. geelong in gfthe road to the flag runs through geelong>
>>154684766luff it ngl fella
>>154684758>he didnt deny itkek such deepseeded inferiority
>>154684806>2023: geelong miss finals, collingwood flagWhat is this cope kek?>we always come 2nd, le mad?
i wouldn't give a flying shit about the swans if their deadshit fairweather cazzie fanbase was just honest, for a side to be a flag favourite they need to show that they can actually win big games, and we know shitney always give up and lose by 60+ in grannies. >>154684702crispola
I can just imagine sydney changing rooms smelling like cum and cleaning detergent
>another sheezel game scheduled on shabbathad a gutful of antisemitism
business idea: drive through sausage roll service
>>154684935it's called a servo mate
>>154684848Deny what? They probably will make the GF, they’ll have finals on their dogshit postage stamp ground, and then show up at a real ground the MCG and get absolutely fucking destroyed lmao, pathetic football club, literally 1 flag in the last 20 years despite being top 4 a lot of the time, they just can’t win the big games, they’re a culture of chokers
I love mogging tradies in my confident masculinity, my Golf GTI, McWilliams Boots, fat cock, fat wallet, Sydney highrise apartment
>>154684852>last year of the four year cycle>lost easter monday, same as 2022we're breaking our drought this year, good luck against us in the 2027 prelim though
>>154685005
>>154685005>I love posting fake stories on the internet
>>154684961you gotta get out of your car
>>154685036me toogo pies btw
thinking the blues will win tonight
>open the AFL website for the first time in years>Walyalup, Kuwarna, Narrm, Waalitj Marawarkek. FOLD IT
>>154685106I habeeb it. Also think dees are a chance.
reminder the swans had a longer premiership drought than st kilda two shit clubs that should be folded kek
>>154685123i dont believe you
>first time in years
weird how non religious people are the ones who are the most vocal about social justice, moral policing and signalling virtue. do they see themselves as being gods or something?
theyre still seething bro lmfao
>>154685264lmfao haha hehe lol lmao. Shut up you fat cunt.
>>154685255Crazy how non religious people uphold morals better than most Christians
>>154676400his missus must be seething
>>154685369never said they could in fact neither can uphold morals at all, but it's just funny when an atheist does it because there is no reason for them to do so. so when I witness all of this abo shit in the afl being pushed be secular leftists it's just funny to me.
>>154676400her thumb nail looks fucking disgusting
i never see or interact with blacks or foreigners but i assume they're all amazing people... waaaay better than FUCKING white people who destroy everything they touch.
HORREE SHIT I HAV NO FUKIN IDEA HOW TOA DHRIVE DIS TING
Marnie vinall has been posting ig reels with her in gym bras, never knew she had good tits, want to fuck her even more now!
>shitneys coach is literally the bloke who defeated them in 06 >shitney fans actually defend this genuine cuck behaviour kek
>>154685558ken hinkley at port vibes
>>154685586kenny didn't play in 2007 though
>>154685558Lmao they’re such a pathetic club
still not out of bed
>>154685472cause she is fucking ugly with nice tits only
>>154685743get up lady boners
>>154685648he was an assistant coach at geelong for that one
the modern game has passed both mcrae and fagan i am afraid to say
>>154685766
>>154685766>
>>154685648Ken was the coach who told the team at half time not to take the foot off the throat and to try and win by 200 points if they can and utterly humiliate port as revenge for all the grand finals Geelong had lost in the past 50 years
>154685766
>>154685743*bursts into your room*GET UP YOU LAZY DRONE!*tears your quilt off*WHAT ARE YOU, AN INVALID?
https://youtu.be/jSWfHCiM1YU
>>154685953mcrae has dealt with a non stop revolving door of injuries over the past several seasons
Are there any good lads in aus/pol/ I haven't been there since I discovered this website 10 years ago
doesn't Erroll have a missus, why is he posing with miss sweeny?
Sorry guys just forget about that post
sydney gulden
>>154686055Given their support of cop murderer and sex offender Dezi, I'd say there's no one good on aus/pol
nothing says I am a slave more than having a fade/undercut
serena
Any ‘ti’s for today lads?
>>154686053no depth
>>154686002based king kenny
Who here /north/
>>154686098so true
>>154685953>the modern game>spam handballs and either ignore or encroach the mark and bet ump won't call you for itwas grim when shitmond did it, was grim when peelong did it and it's still grim now.
>>154686251no but /bigtittyredheadnorthgf/
>>154686002as a poot man i kind of respect that from kenny, if only poot ever made it to the big dance under him
collingwood really threw away two wins so that pendlebury could get his big moment against tthe eagles?
adelaide is SHITso are the crows
fugg swans seethers on a hard core seethe today, still too embarrassed to mention the dogshit cellar dwellers he supports probably doesn't even know half their players the fairweather faggot, posts like a grumpy old man stuck in le glory days keep seething youre wrong every week lmao
>>154686312tanking
>>154686334You’re fucking obsessed with me you weird cunt, get a fucking life mate, you’re embarrassing yourself big time
>>154686043interesting watchi was definitely one of those people who wanted it to be a bubble because i was scared of what its going to lead to, but 2026 has changed that view as i can see its not going to falter nowi dont like thinking about it too much, because it puts me in a weird mood - like im stuck in limbo for something massive to happen but yeah pretty crazy timesat least ai can't replace cunts kicking a ball on a field
>>154686334are they in the room with us now?
swansook doesn't even enjoy wins because he's upset random anonymous posters on 4chong don't like his team, what a genuine fucking loser kek
>>154681536applied for jenny craig yet mate
swans customers be like "where's buddy?!"
not your buddy, guy
>>154686340>>154686351Theres the lovely couple, any progress with the anal pregnancy lads? back in your seethe hole homo KEK
>>154682972go norf iggs dons or saints btw
>>154682972meant cats iykwim haha
Forgot to change my tip to north after seeing thilthorpe is out
>>154683391cool it with the anti-wef remarks
>>154686340>You’re fucking obsessed with me you weird cunt, get a fucking life mate, you’re embarrassing yourself big timewoerd for word what I say every week when you start on my swannies. try getting high on your own supply.
>>154686381meant for>>154686383>>154686390
i'd rather die than be thought of as mildly racist
"w-what do you mean there are 17 other afl teams?! me and my friends who i play squash and eat cheeseboards with support the swans, surely everyone does! how could anyone not support my terminally shit club that wasted the careers of plugger and buddy?!"
>>154686359your most desperate mick yet. it’s funny how little interaction you get so your having to reply to yourself
>>154686414mean for >>154686425>>154686435
beef and mushroom pie or cottage pieCHOOSE NOW
>>154686449IT'S FUCKEN TOPS MATE
This general desperately needs mandatory trips
>>154684935it's called a brothel mate iykwim haha
>>154686453cottage pie ez
>drive through brothel*invests*
>>154686260based
dogza has both her ears flipped over
>>154686435the first thing you post when the swans win is always about the supposed "swans seether", you are literally thinking about some random faggot on 4chan more than you're enjoying the win. you are a pathetic fairweather deadshit.
>>154686349i don't think we will lose jobsi think we will just change jobs
swans seether goes to club functions with his mum and the biggest highlight of his last few years was the club calling her in hospitalyou can tell hes a slow cunt and his oldies drag him around to functions and shit out of guilt, probably socially retarded as well due to the stories about hitting on (unsuccessfully) female ticket sellers reckon hes like that downs dude geelong drags around
>>154686526no, the first thing I post is a frog in a tux
just sun bathed in the backyard for an hour
>>154686537how do you know all this
>>154686528*bursts into your room*WHAT THE BLOODY HELL IS WRONG WITH YOU?*pulls your quilt off again*THERE'S WORK TO BE DONE, GET YOUR LAZY ARSE UP. DO I HAVE TO SPRAY YOU WITH THE HOSE?
its an autist with an axe to grind likely a carlton supporter after taking curnowother blokes banesperg who has been silent since his pooins were destroyed by the cats
my brother used to work in a call centre. reckons when you'd ask the people from posh areas of sydney for their postcode they'd give it indignantly as if there wasn't anywhere else they could be.
>>154686523Silly boy
swansperg still hasn't figured out no one likes his team and it isn't just limited to a few select people
>>154686537Brutal
>>154686543based dogza
>>154686534yeah im pretty sure the future is just 98% of people doing laboursure you can build robots, but they use materials that could be used for computing, and human labour will be cheapenedubi will have to be implemented and even with that the wealth inequality is going to become insane
swansook looks at people who actually like their clubs and scoffs, because he is a fairweather cazzie who only ever posts when they are travelling well. hence why he stopped posting during the 2024 offseason and only returned after they beat carlton kek.
>>154686537you better keep based sammy's name outchyo mouf nigger
Melbourne is going to be overcast for the next 2 weeks at least according the the forecast so it's good to get some vitamin D before it is no longer possible.
swansperg is just theatrecunt btw
Nothing will make a woman dry quicker than seeing a guy with an Android phone
reckon that post has set you off for the rest of the day swans seether. go make your poor mum a cuppa champ haha
>>154686537reckon poort tranny has a bit of a seethe about sydney
>>154686630overcast? that's crazy! classic melbourne weather situation!
may get out of bed soon to have dominos for breakfast
>>154686571you know that there are people who dislike curnow outside of bitter blues fans right? i have always thought he was an overrated spud who basically cheated two colemans by kicking bags against shit teams and then disappearing in big games against real opposition. shockingly, he's doing the exact same shit at sydney that he did at carlton. kicked 0 against brisbane and misses from 20m out during gather round but piles on 7 against a non-existing bullflogs backline.
>>154677921ie selling the house to live in a smaller one and spend as much of his inheritance as possible.
>swansperg moments before watching the swans lose another grand final by 70 points
>>154686658The cornerstone of any nutritious breakfast.
that hipster guy in the coopers ad deserves that folding pool cue stuck somewhere uncomfortable.
>>154686659He drags defenders mate and opens up a heap of space for blokes like amartey and the mids pushing inyou got a pretty basic footy brain lol
>>154686567he tried to act all aloof and pull the "hurr sportsball club doesn't give a shit about you or know you" line and some bloke mentioned he's actually somewhat involved and known at his club. so he now is sperging out about someone being a good son to cover for his life being empty and the fact he views himself as an atm for footballers.
I'm sure it used to be naarm not narrm
>>154686453both. bbq shapes on the side for crunchy texture.
>>154686534i've been saying this. the bar for starting a business now is the lowest it has ever been. just an idea and the ability to talk to an llm.
>>154686651why would a pootfag seethe over a joke like sydney when poot smashed them by 112 points in the year they made the granny
>>154686537Fucking talk shit about my mum cunt? At least my parents love me, yours have been disappointed in you ever since your father body slithered out of your mums cunt, you fucking low life faggot, neck yourself, seriously.
>>154686708you're a big guy
>>154686537applied for tafe yet champ?
*yawns loudly*
>>154686724Im on your mums side champ. You should stop living in her house youre pushing fifty and her retirement consists of an autistic parasite she has to drag to functions to give some sort of life
Reminder that swanflog confirmed he doesn’t have a job and is on centrelink disability pension because he was sacked from Aldi and now he’s too fucking dumb and retarded to get and maintain another job
if your dad had sex with his mum to birth you, would that make him your dad-brother and her your mum-grandma?
lotta negative vibes here today guys can we just /friendlypost/ for the next hour?
>>154686615wealth inequality is a memeon that chart of yours you are somewhere closer to the right bump globallydoes that make you want to hand out ubi to infinite africans to make shit more "equal"?
Good idea anon
>>154686617>someone didnt post anonymously here in the offseason 2 years agowhat meds do you take? doesnt matter, show your post to the friendly chemist, they'll load you up.
feeling very exposed after that nvke finna melty
let's goooooo
>>154686703yeah pretty sure as well
>nuh uh fuck youse cazzy I was THE FIRST KID OVER THE FENCE when plugger kicked 1300swansookliterally peaked in primary school kek
>>154686798i never played any pokemon games other than first gen. should i do a gold/silver run through?
hes reaching new levels of seethe go put your special ear muffs on champ lmao
>>154684502I never do. It doesn’t need it unless you’re keeping it really long.
>>154686703this is what happens when you literally create a fake language
>>154686810what are you playing on? on hardware I'm not sure but on pc there are a bunch of crystal improvement hacks to my knowledgeI think gold/silver/crystal are decent games if you like the first gen, johto is a more rural region than kanto and the new pokemon aren't too overpoweredmake sure you can trade with yourself though because all the good evolutions are trade-locked (steelix, scizor, kingdra)
pokemon is nearly as big an ick as funkopops
there's literally multiple people shitting on your joke of a club champnot as much as brisbane, geelong, or hawthorn will shit on your joke of a club in a granny kek
somebody posted a picture of a starcraft 64 cartridge in a store with a ticket price of over $500. that shit is crazy it wasn't even a good game for the platform. do all 64 games go for big bucks or is that just because they sold bately any copies of starcraft?
>>154686697why would you hire a two-time coleman medallist to do anything other that kick goals? also good luck in finals with this pea-hearted ugly wog faggot, he likes to go missing
>>154686776do you think universal basic income means paying everyone in the universe? lmao
>>154686845I have an old gba and gb colour
>>154686703>>154686799>>154686830any /alf/tists care enough to look into this cos i also thought the narrative was naarm
>>154686868that's awesome, you have the original hardwareyeah give it a run through if you've got time, although if you're bored just stop
>>154686868youve got a pc and the internet i presume?just use that and do what that other anon said (and kinopost on alf at the same time)
>>154686867you think income inequality only matters up to the point before your yourself would be considered wealthy huh
>>154686888checked, will do. this was my fave gba game.
>>154686893yep thisalso please post updates, especially when you get to whitney and her miltank
i didn't mind the one swasn poof who posted that pepe with a coffee in swasn gear, also quite liked the dosn variant
>>154686899no i care more for the rest of australia than myself. my financial position is probably better than 90% of people
>>154686703>>154686799>>154686830>>154686885
advanced wars 2
>>154686928never played advance wars either despite having a gba. might buy some cartridges and keep you guys posted like >>154686918 asked. i have plenty of random time to do it when i bottlefeed bubs in the middle of the night.
>>154686972wait till you see the prices these days lol
>>154686863Youre a bit slow aye lol
>>154686972as >>154686981 and >>154686852say they are collector's items nowadays so the prices are fuckedif it's easier, download an emulator like mGBA. advantage too is fast forward so you can speed up through grinding, especially given pokemon's long fucking battle screens (wild pokemon appeared takes around 5 seconds to load and then the sprite does an animation which is another 5 seconds)
>>154687013fuck, yeah i forgot how slow those games are without speed upimagine grinding the daycare without speed up :/
>>154686981holy shit balls good games are about $100. i member when they were all about $5-$20 at eb games. never thought i would regret not buying boxes of them.
>>154686924lmao listen to yourselfdid you ever think ubi might not actually be good for people?
>>154686397>Forgot to change my tip to north after seeing thilthorpe is out
lmao norf
>>154687061i used to be staunchly against it, i think neets live an unfulfilling life and think toil is good for ones soulbut its an inevitable requirement in the future
>>154687089you assume everyone wants the same things from life as yourself
>>154686921i lost all my alf stuff. enjoying a guinness before heading to queersland tomorroa
>>154687089>but its an inevitable requirement in the futurethis is an asspull
clarko has lost touch with the modern game i am afraid to say
>>154687132why are you going up to queersland mate
>there won't be an ai bubble because... uhh... there's too much money invested alreadylol
>>154686927kek good post
xerri is a mental midget
>>154687152he was always a meme coach just like fraudwick
it 100% was naarmtimeline shift
cheeky fiver on the crows from here
>>154687191what are they planning?
>>154687191always was always will be narrm, you can check the 'chives
Anyone got a webm of that hip toss to McAndrews?
>>154687158company I work for supplies some hardware neccessary for mining, so off to Isa to fix something.
>>154687209yeah i do
making funny comments in my favourite streamers chat :)
>>154687160who are you quoting
>>154687229hate bundyluv rumluv sailor jerry
>>154687229nice mate, safe travels
>>154687273curnow ass mf
>>154687260as a swasn I should've made it a bottle of Mount Gay. oh well. Never been to Mount Isa, whats there to do?
finally out of bed, pizza time
whoever has all this gay porn saved, there's still time to get your act together
>>154687273bit gay
>as a swasn I should've made it a bottle of Mount Gaylovely to see him embracing his traditional culture
sar I will be delivering s the pizzas once I get out of bed. i am so resting now.
this gay porn makes me feel sick please stop posting it
>>154687273is this what was meant by >>154684766
>>154687273Collingwood_cheersquad_meeting.mp4
>>154687229crisp mate big fan of xxxx gold, me
>>154687273looks kinda fun desu
Well, now i'm erect
>>154687333me too! pizza come soon promises sar
Crows kicked 10 goals that quarter that means kangas can do the same next quarter
>thilthorpe out>crows much betterthorpedoesissies...
harley reid bullying ad is pretty funny.
>>154687358>Crows look good again >All it took was playing a shit team
>>154687358isn't he a 40yr old poof swimmer?
what footy team would he go for
>>154687367the roos are legit dangerous this season
>>154687378I have no idea who this is.
>thorpedoe>poof>pedoehmm
>>154687367its worked for my swannies all season
>>154687378>inexplicably nice effeminate lanklet with a weird degenerative disorderswans customer no doubt
swans are cheating by the waythis is common knowledge
>>154687380Dangerously shit.
i saw the new mortal kombat movie. it's shit and not in a good way. i unironically prefer mk annihilation which i rewatched just to check how shit the new one is.
>>154687273hang on a second, thats 2 lads face fucking and bumming a curly haired twink
>>154687412>more girl powah shit with them killing off the male heroes Gay.
>>154687395>it's common knowledge>thats why I have to tell you all>so its uncommon knowlesge >it's rare knowledge>rare like a daicos mistakethere.
>>154687420doesn't sound like a mortal kumbat mov.. oh yeah it does,
b-buh we had no ruckmen. pathetic
>>154687423and there's no sex appeal at all. both sonyas in the old movies were hot, as was kitana and sindel.
>>154687412>watching modernslopngmi
eddie's dribbling
>>154687452Everything about modern Hollywood is ugly. Stop watching.
>>154687432quite the lengths you have to go to to deflect, champ
>>154687432t. wasnt aware the swasn are cheating
>>154687453just an excuse to see a few mates. the first new one was enjoyable shit at least.
garn milk bar what do you lot want
>>154687412Oh really? Lame. I enjoyed the first one even though it was shit. And i knew a guy who was a stunt man in the film too. Hoped the 2nd one would be shitkino not just plain shit.
never played a single mortal kombat game, doesn't look fun or interesting ťbh. i do like me some tekken tho
>>154687478chilli kettles, banana big m and a chomp thanks mate
>>15468747824 cans of sprite
*heems you*
>>154687478just the durry butts off the floor ta
>>1546874592 steps isn't far, fatty.
>>154687511GOTTEM
>>154687465a golden gaytime hold the nuts please
>>154687478What the fuck is a milk bar?
>>154687523neant for >>154687273
what the fuck is a milk bar
>>154687478if they have it, milk
>>154687511rekt
>>154687536
>>154687523go swans btw
>hmm, we can't beat them>better shitpost and predict harder>faaark, still nothing. better call them giant poofs, like their supporters>damn, still nothing>i'm looking really silly now. >hejhe this week for sure>bugger>ok, this never fails>IDS WIGGEDWIGGGGED DAY CHEADIN CHEADS!!!>job done. time for another trough of slop and a wank.
>>154687547The Milkybars are on me.
this is how a real team does it
COMIN OUT THE CLOSET AND IVE BEEN DLING GRINDGOTTA GOTTA GO DOWN BECAUSE I SWALLOW ALLIT STARTED OUT WITH AUSKICK HOW DID I END UP LIKE MICKIT WAS ONLY A KISS THEN WAS ONLY A DICKNOW I'M FALLING ON KNEES AND HE'S CALLING ME FABWHILE HE'S HAVING A STROKE AND I'M DRESSING IN DRAGNOW WE'RE GOIN TO BEND AND MY STOMACH IS JIZZAND I'M GIVING HIM HEAD BUT HE'S TOUCHING MYBREASTS NOWHE TAKES OFF MY DRESS NOWLET ME BLOWMY V JUST GOT TOOK HE'S FILLING MEI'M TAKING HIS POLEHERESYTURNING SAINTS INTO SISSIESJIZZING FROM FUCK BUDDY GUYSCHOKING ON MY ALLY BISBUT IT'S JUST THE CRIES OF GAYDAICOSY IS CALLING MEOPEN UP MY LEGS SO WIDECAUSE I'M MR PIEPRIDE
How many goals do Norf need to kick to make this an honourable loss?
absolute BELTING
Is Larkey the worst captain in the comp?
>>154687568>I DON'T CARE I DON'T CARE I DON'T CARE I DON'T CARE
>>154687585would'nt want to be a sibling of any of the crows players right now.
hard to believe this guy gets in such a tizzy over people simply predicating the swans will do a 2022, 2024 again
>>154687611predicting*c h a m p
should mr beast buy norf?
where did I mention the swans? you're obsessed, just eat your slop.
>>154687632It’s already bad enough.
>>154687611He’s a fucking headcase, he likely had his reality shattered in 2022 and then again in 2024 and has never recovered. It’s embarrassing really, he’s making up stories about blokes in here, acting likes he’s some persecuted poster, just really sad to watch happen.
>>154686918i'd milk whitney's tanks iykwim haha
>>154687611you don't get it bro they added a fugly dysgenic wog who shits the bed in finals, that means they will somehow not lose by 60 this time
>>154687590go swans btw
charlie spergo
>>154687191I mean it could be anything it's not like they ever had a written language
narrm?naarm good thanks mate.
might have a D R U B B I N G on our hands here
>>154687693*slow clap starts*
100mers? how we feeling?
poster IDs would kill the majority of micks ITT when you realise the anti-swans poster keeps replying to himself
Cal me what you will but I’m not a big fan of pandering to Abos desu.
>>154687715KILL THIS MAN
>>154687711there's literally at least two of them dickheadget over it
>>154687715and there it is
>>154687711>IDS ALL WUN GOI
Leigh Montagna is a good commentator
>>154687715based average australian
>>154687711this is the govt's entire argument for digital id on the interwebs
the mods need samefaggers and schizos talking/replying to themselves because it gives the impression that this site has more traffic than it does. thats why they took away the unique posters counter because people were using it to expose samefaggers
>>154687728crisp logh reaction picthis is me when swasnsook starts going on about "swans seether" whenever his fraud team wins
Got a North Melbourne's 2020-2026 performance brewing
Imagine no possessionsI wonder if you can
>>154687753>people were using it to expose samefaggersthis was always schizo behaviouronce the threads got a few posts you couldnt read anything into the ip count
>>154687764we may need to wrap our arms around north melbourne
>>154687646>he’s making up stories about blokes in here,the ex-aldi employee, downy son of long suffering parents, the cmfeu member, the theatre guy, the tradie scum, are these all me or are they the made up people who I love or hate? I'm losing track
>>154687760>loghtried watching that but it was boring as shitdon't think animu is for me desu
guess we can say that north have had a reality check
Why is there a Goodes O'Loughlin medal? Didn't Michael O'Loughlin r*pe someone?
>>154687732Agreed.
What kind of cocktail describes your personality perf? Me, Brandy Alexander.
>>154687778Also I have my doubts as to him actually being Irish.
>>154687775they're certainly eating shit like him.
>>154687732Agreed
>>154687708i'm here
only white people work at my local dominos
>>154687772logh is pretty dense and politically charged, with not much action across the entire series. i enjoyed it because i thought the political stuff was interesting and fairly well-done, i became a fan immediately when they started shitting on journalists in the third episode. there's plenty of more action-packed anime but logh is only for a specific kind of autist.
>>154687770The tradie scum are multiple posters, some who have been run off though. They’re not in here right now because they’re out tax dodging and charging old ladies 5x the usual price to fix a balcony
the fake geoengineered ultra thin and barely visible "cloud" layer that seems to be there permanently now and no one ever talks about it
>>154687784fruity lexia + mildura fruit drink.easy going but a little bit fancy.
>>154687800Based time traveller from the early 2000s.
It's alright norfbros, maybe next year
>>154687478l&p and some rashuns
>>154687802I'm here, am I still tradie scum or not? Magic 8-ball, do I have to go to work tomorrow?
north are a dumb ass team
>>154687810good post
>>154687820Probably not though.
had the dial on the way back from work, bt was saying eleni sucks at ball ups because she runs away from the ruckmen running in and angles it away from them kek
>>154687824>ass
>>154687814it’s a weird contrast to the fact that the 5 subways I’ve been to were only ever staffed by indians
>>154687829Oh my god, what a sexist pig.
>Based Kenny calling out Roo for being a retard that can’t even read the stat sheet properly
>>154687802>run offwhat, do you honestly think you frightened posters into not posting or something? that they cturned their phones or computers off and said "oooh, he hates me so much! I should get a new job and not post there anymore. everything he says is such a lesson in life! i'll break up with my hot but legal girlfriend and sell my big expensive ute and live a life that sequence of numbers says is a worhy existence"? is this what you think?
>>154687851rietards both of em
>>154687859Kenny’s okay. Riccuitio is braindead.
I feel that Super Saturday Suffers from having two friday night games.
tradies make me feel insecure about my masculinity
>>154687867sounds like a pasta or a fancy deli ham
le "super Saturday" is such an npc goyball gimmick designed to keep the slaves indoors watching their goyslop abo sportsball instead of going outside.
Finished Persona 5 and not sure what to do nowEither drink a bunch of beers and sing karaoake until mum gets home, or have a really long wank...
>>154687859>>154687867The front bar did a funny segment of Ricutto making funny noises.
>>154687889I’m heading out in an hour so no doubt next game will be a cracker.
>>154687889Yes mate, you're the only one smart enough to see through it. Kudos. Kudos to you.
>>154687889you get bonus 4chan points doing the buzzword combo!
>>154687889this bloke seems pretty clued in
>>154687905>hurr durr yet you do thisbetter than sitting down consuming the tell-a-vision all day
>>154687685cool it with the abophobic remarks you're talkibg about the world's oldest living culture, 70k years old and we dindu nuffin
>>154687889i wanna take the dog to the beach but he's an asshole and i don't want the shame of leashing him while the other dogs roam free
more of a sunday ticket man meself i is
>>154687889you write like someone who hasn't been outside for a long time due to not fitting through the doorframe but blames it on da joos
>>154687889this bloke seems pretty jewed in
>>154687911kek he says this posting on the in-teh-net
>point out obvious enshittification of product>people make out like a making a big deal out of nothingI guess the goyim cattle really get what they deserve
>>154687889this riled up the normalfags kek
>>154687896they're bigger and stronger than me and seem more at ease being who they are
>>154687889the goyim did not like this trvke
might samefag lads, hopefully no one minds?
>>154687894*fshhhh*
>>154687911so you're only discussing other people doing it, but you're not. or do you do it all "ironically" ?
*crack ptshhhhhhhhh*
kind of make sense how they make alll the sporting events on the weekend now because they want to keep people locked indoors on their days off
>>154687939Yes that's why you absolute utter spastic holy fuck
>go outside>it's all Indians>go back inside
what is abo culture exactly?
>>154687943if they put it on weeknights it wouldn't make much difference imo
>>154687947Didgeridoo, welcome to country, bush tucker, white fella.
>>154687945You live in a poor area, try not to do that.
>>154687939seems at odds with what the tourism boards of every state are saying. this post might be corerct a few years ago now it's GO EVERYWHERE SPEND MONEY PLEASE WE BEG YOU
can't wait to be done with this fucking country
*fshhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh*
the fact is that most people enjoy the cavethe majority of people don't want contact with reality. because it's harsh
>>154687947*splits dick*
>>154687956>it’s affecting poor and middle income areas now so it will never impact melol
>>154687947most of it was invented in the 20th century
just biding time until it pops off and we can take up arms against the state
>>154687967"let the goyim deal in the real world"
>>154687947WELL, THEIR ONE-WOOD IS A STICK. WHICH IS A WOOD IF YOU LIKE. IT'S ALSO THEIR BRAND AND WHAT THEY STAND FOR. THATS ALL FROM ME, KINGY, IT'S VERY WINDY HERE OUTSIDE CROWN, WHERE I'VE JUST BEEN EJECTED FROM FOR PISSING ON THE CARPET.
>>1546879802 more weeks. trust the plan.
so fucking sick of goys
imagine being an absolute loser who goes out on the weekend
>>154687947one that doesnt mass import undesirables to artificially inflate the gdp and one that kept the environment pristine for thousands of years instead of concreting over it so browns who would celebrate the destruction of our country have somewhere to open their no client ndis provider companies
>>154688000we feel the same about you jew,
what's to stop a player fumbling the ball continuously so they never "take possession" and can't be tackled
>>154687891>wouldn't mind playing SMTV but I'd prefer to play it on PC because the switch version is kind of laggy>don't really wanna pay for it though because it feels silly buying the same game twice>ideally it'll be in a humble monthly bundle sometime in the future (not improbable since Atlus games are often in them)>might as well check out this months bundle while it's on my mind>SMTV literally part of itlol>
>>154688021#winning:)
>>154688015gravity and adequate circus skills. also selection in the team.
>>154688010you lost, brotherboy
>>154688015back when the afl used to be a good sport with actual legitimate rules, it used to be whenever you were over the ball, you had possession and could be tackled, to prevent exactly thisnowadays, players would just throw their arms out and the scumpires would ping you immediately
>>154688015doing that successfully at full speed while also trying to ward off other players from touching the ball would be quite hard
>>154688021I bought p5 when it released, royal when that released, and then bought royal again on pc a week ago when it was cheap. But I emulated p3 & 4 so probably evens up kinda. Atlus sure know how to milk shit, and that was even before they started releasing stuff for pc.
>>154688010>kept the environment pristineabos invented golf courses??
>>154688026but in all the seriousness, the best part is the 75 cents of my purchase that goes to charity
>>154688010I agree to an extent, Ted, but the reality is advances in technology (in a proper society) would benefit most, including asteroid mining and interstellar conquest
>>154688029im not abo, howling at faggots like you who enjoy the multicultural anti white shithole this country is now though
>>154688043don't live in melbourne?
reminder our "abboposter" is a octoroon who would be considered a white dog by any real abbo
hello?
>>154688038golf courses were prototypes for the modern mangarook ground. dumb whitey using offcuts for their shitty sport of "GAWLF" KEK
>>154688077is there anybody in there?
Someone post a video on the rules of afl
>n-no everything's heaps good its abos that are the problemlol youse dont even live near abos and the only inconvenience they cause you is interrupting your womens day tier 'news' with Alice Springs meltdownshappy to turn a blind eye to the record breaking jeetnami getting dumped on us and muzzies opening mosques in towns theyd wipe out and install shariah law if given the opportunity to thoughhalf of you went to poof schools though and live in the city so are conditioned to accept it not your fault
>>154687677meant for>>154687711
>if you think abos are defeated retards with abhorrent culture it means you love infinijeets and judeo-christian valuesonly an abo could be this retarded
>>154688010>kept the environment pristine for thousands of yearsthey literally turned a country of savanna, woodland and forests into one massive fuckoff desert.
>>154688051i'm claiming this as well. swasn needs even more aboriginal influence. also, you say anything I consider derrogatory about me or my team, I WILL report you and this website to the anti-discrimination police.
WE DIDN'T START THE FIREIT WAS ALWAYS BURNING SINCE THE WORLD'S BEEN TURNING
>>154687722meant for>>154687715
>>154688086they keep changing is the issuethe funniest thing to me is when a player gets blatantly caught holding the ball and four or five players stop and then the umpire calls play onanyone who has played football knows the rules, it's the retarded umps and administrators that know nothing
why do you constantly bring up /pol/ shit in alf, did they run you off the board or something
chuds: CLIMAT CHANGE INST REAL!!also chuds: >>154688100
Crazy how they get you to point the finger at everyone other than the white anglo Saxon protestant regime that's actually had the power to change things for 250 years
abos are ethnically and culturally indians. both highly stratified caste cultures, both preach raping kids, both preach empty hedonistic materialism, both have silly cyclical life pagan beliefs, both highly deferential to whomever they view as their social betters when pressed.
ah good, micks awake and making up for lost time. or did you just not get enough attention in your aus/pol/? your voice lost in the crowd?
let me tell you about the country and australian values
STOP POSTING THINGS I DON'T LIKE REEEEEEEE POLPOLPOLPOLPOL
>>154688121there is a significant difference thoughnamely, aboriginals were here first and while violent and backward, are not a huge deal. I feel a little sorry for themindians have a population of at least 1.4 billion (likely underreported according to some), and are coming here in unprecedented numbers. they are absolutely everywhere
yep, hes seething with impotent rage
>>154688114how newit's been impossible to post there for years with how how many 1pbtid slide threads and bot posts there are
yeah mate the wildlife here will kill.you we're a tough lotyeah just a scrape of Vegemite mate you yanks do it wrongfuck yeah straya yeah we all walk around without shoes on its rhe aussie way mate *closes youtube comments**rubs in beard conditioner and picks favourite beanie and skinnyjeans**heads out for brunch and a latte with Vishnu, Nguyen and Tristan*
Clowns
made a new thread but fucked up the op so happy if anyone also wants to make another
>>154688137>aboriginals were here first>indians who came here six thousand years ago, burnt the country down, killed all the fauna and are fleecing the taxpayer for billions are INFINITELY MORE PREFERABLE to indians who are coming today and fleecing the taxpayer out of millionsuh huh, sure thing dards
>>154688137and they fucking STINK
>>154688152warm up the camry i gotta big dinner order coming prakesh
suck me off at the next station
>>154688153have you never interacted with an abo?>>154688162>MOI NAME IS FLUBBADUBBAJUBBA NOONGAH AND DIS IS MOI LAND RAJ
>>154688115
>>154688174please be not replying from me sir
>>154688183>FUCKEN DOWG CUNT REPLY TO MOI >GET MOI CUZ ROUN TEACH YA A LESSON DOWG CUNT
>>154688188you've gone early matesave it for post-footy tonight
>>154688188>boob veinsabsolutely disgusting
>>154688190please the calm be sir
>>154688181very cute, who is this
>>154688197>having no taste whatsoever dire
pickett looking dangerous out there, wouldn't want to run into him
>>154688205some gook
>abos are based now actuallyquadrooncunt not subtle
DA WIZARD
It's barely 4pm and my cock is stiff as a rod, ready to spurt the sauceLet's fucking do this lads
>>154688188grandma-tier head already
>>154688188my tiny 5.9 incher would never please such a woman there's not point even trying in life
>>154688188I love for she
>>154688235>tiny 5.9 incherdistressing.
>>154688248>>154688248>>154688248>>154688248>>154688248
>>154688233wish she'd give me some head
>>154688174the camry's hot mate. too hot 4 u. 2026 hip? possibly.
