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imagine all the bread sandwiches
>>154679324you're making fun of a bread sandwich without even trying oneyou have no idea how good it is especially when dipped in baked beans
>>154679324Why would you go for bread sandwiches and not deep fried mars bars
>Hearts doing everything possible to save the Scottish league>VAR hallucinates a Celtic penalty to kill all the hype and steal Heart's Champions League spot
>>154679513the SPFL are genuinely THAT scared
>>154679513hope they fucking demolish celtic on saturdaywhat a game it's going to beeither way, Scottish prem is now going to be a three horse race going forward.
hearts aura farmingthey got a lot of aura tbf
All this soul just to get refballed into a Celtic/Rangers win for the 100th time in a row
>>154679513>>154679561>>154679874Why would the spl want that though? Surely they'd rather have a wild card win to make their league more competitive/interesting/more attractive to players than to just have Celtic win for the 50th time
>>154680487celtic is an established cash cow for the SPFLwhy would they want to upset the apple cart?
>>154679596Not really, Celtic have even jewed Hearts out of tickets and only let them take 750 fans to a 60,000 capacity sell-out
>>154680487Hearts are nothing more than a jew's satellite club. Any player that shows promise will be picked up by Brighton on the cheap.
>>154680655because they can make more from edinburgh fans>>154682525meds
>>154679324Bread and butter? What’s wrong with that
>>154680655>>154686731"Heart of Midlothian" is a badass Arthurian type nameSounds marketable in theory
>>154682166As opposed to the famously anti-Zionist Hearts, who give Celtic away fans a whole 500 for Tynecastle. What goes around, comes around.
>>154679298Well, as a member of the plastic paddy community...
>>1546883793 x 500 = 1,500
>>154689344Should build a bigger stadium then, shouldn't they? After all, they have 7000 on their waiting list.It was Hearts - that fan owned club - who started this fucking nonsense. OF away fans used to get the entire Roseburn stand, 3400 capacity. They halved this, then reduced it to 630-odd. Except for their 'great rivals' Hibs, of course. *They* still get full allocation as Hearts 'wouldn't want to interfere with the tradition that makes the derby special'.What about the blessed fucking tradition for every other fucking fan then, you obtuse hypocritical Gorgie cunts? Fans used to go every game, home and away. And that they can no longer do so, this is ENTIRELY down to the selective and hypocritical fannyism being practised here by a fan-owned club acting like cunts, fan owned when they aren't busy hitching their skirts and dropping their scants to Tony Bloom etc. of course.fwiw, I'd entirely agree, the away ticket Cup Rule - min 20% of attendance capacity - should be offered to every club who wants it. Everyone agrees, it just makes for a better spectacle and improves the game, for everyone. Except everyone also wants to act selfishly, the second they have a queue at their own turnstiles.If Celtic were playing this decider at Tynecastle, they'd have got LESS tickets than these fucking whingers are getting now. And that this absolute state of affairs is so? Entirely down to JamboFC, for starting on the cunt tour. They'll get humped anyway, doing them a favour.
>>154690330Spoiler: Yes. Yes you are.
>>154679298F
>>154679428Adding a moistmaker to a bread sandwich changes it to a different sandwich