Special "muh Military" edition at Fort Hood. 8:00 EDT on Fox
oh yeah baby we are about to get LITTY
interesting stadium
>We've got a full house for you!>Just ignore the empty seats
Jack Plummer has that thousand yard stare that guys like Sam Bradford and David Carr needed years behind paper thin offensive lines to earn.
>>154683528>David Carrmy toxins killed that man
Lmao is this a high school field?
>>154683546its the field at fort hood military base
>>154683546Oh it's worse, it's fucking Fort Hood. How many players are going to be found dead by tomorrow?
>>154683540Yes but also he killed himself by being a shit QB. And he's somehow a worse talking head.
>tell me how much this means to you>I don't give a shit xd
Was that a fucking tandem catch on the return?
SACKED
>all those fully-extended manlifts in the background
Convinced that Reed was always a 1st read babby and those first three weeks the defensive coaches just didn't have good tape on the offense.
potential kino tradition setting if the game is good
>>154683635It's Ft. Hood so it's very possible that those lifts have been involved in death
>>154683645It won't be a tradition, they're only doing it because Toyota Stadium is closed for last second World Cup upgrades.
>>154683645Until a female reffie ends up raped, murdered, and burned to hide DNA evidence of the rape
>>154683567That’s where you’re wrong, buddy. They’ll never be found.
>>154683648lmao
>>154683638pretty wild that their entire season was derailed by a 2-win team
>>154683658Shit u right
>>154683655Oh come on, it can't be that bad. I mean shit, the league plays in St. Louis.
This is the one time I think the faggot-ass drone actually should be used. There aren’t going to be very many good angles of this game.
>>154683695Man why were the USFL guys so obsessed with that drone?
This is how things are down at Ft. Hood?Jesus Christ.https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Murder_of_Vanessa_Guill%C3%A9n
>UFL kickers
>>154683705i dunno. the only time i like the dronecam is when they're flying it through the stands to show the crowd
>>154683693Trust me, it’s that bad. Fort Hood isn’t just one of the most corrupt and dangerous duty stations you can get, it’s one of the most dangerous places in America period. If you don’t believe me, just look up news articles with Fort Hood in the title and you’ll see what I mean.
>>154683721It's literally the deadliest military base in the US. People get murked there
Anyone got a stream?
>>154683746usual sites have it, you ISP might be cucking you
>bored service members watching the gamelol
>>154683746https://www.vipbox(dot)sc/american-football/dallas-renegades-vs-orlando-storm-1-live
is it just camera angle thats making the field look smaller than usual?
>>154683764If they look bored, it’s because their commands are forcing them to go and they aren’t serving any alcohol. That or they’re a bunch of Privates that don’t have cars and can’t leave base and this is literally the only thing going on.
>>154683800That and the track
>>154683800Yes, it’s a really awkward angle. I don’t know why they didn’t just set up in the fucking press box instead of the side of the field with literally nothing on it. It’s probably because they wanted the crowd in the shot, but the broadcast is suffering for it.
>>154683836>I don’t know why they didn’t just set up in the fucking press boxim surprised they didnt bring back the scaffold press box for this game lol
Did he just call one of his WRs Wiggles?
>>154683836Upon posting this, they showed the Orlando OC in that box and I’m not realizing that I’d totally forgotten that that’s a thing that people do.
>>154683866Speaking of Galloway, what's the point total on this one?
Please, Orlando, learn how to kick.
windbros, we are FEASTING
>0/2
>>154683880*now realizing
>>15468388445.5
Did someone get a piece of that kick? It looked like someone might have clipped it. We probably won’t get a replay, though.
was that some ai generated bullshit?
>>154683947Yes.
>The greatest presidents in American history didn’t know anything about clock management in the 4th quarter.Okay, I’ll give it to them, that one made me audibly kek.
>>154683932I got faith
they need to pull back on the camera.
>can't even fill the stands when the game is fucking freeGrim
I feel like there's a lot of "WR's that used to be QB's" in this league and not enough OC's make use of them.
>>154684014Anon, I don’t think they physically can.
Dallas needs to lean on the RPO to beat up on Abraham's defense. He doesn't know how to deal with it.
>>154684022Anon, I don’t know if you’ve ever tried to get servicemen to show up to anything, but the only way you can get them to do anything outside of duty hours is to make it mandatory or promise copious amounts of alcohol.
lmfao where the fuck are they playing that aint at&t
lmao Storm are blowing it
stormsissies...
>>154684051fort hood
>>154684073looks like my high school stadium
>Italian teams
>>154684051Fort Hood. It’s an Army base in Texas and it’s the most dangerous place you can be stationed.
>>154684083
Weak hold
>>154684028now would be a good time to let stilianos toss one
UH OH TIME FOR ANOTHER KICK
>Lock in, bruh!
>HOW DOES THE COACHING STAFF NOT KNOW!?
Sweet jesus he made one
and this one is just right
I like the artillery after scores.
That kid in the Mario shirt looks like if Ron Weasley had severe autism.
>operating a tank is just like football
>>154684228Missed him.
what a wholesome guy
>>154684238He was sperging out behind the tank interviewee. By the black kid eating ice cream.
>>154684237Don’t be retarded, he just means in the general, safe for normies and television sense that teamwork is important.
>Another gayde downAnd Tony will continue to get away with it.
Why do all these guys look like manlets?
listenin to drakes new album bros
>>154684406That shit sucked man
GET ON THE FUCKING BALL BADGER
Badger didn't know what the fuck was going on
Lol, that fucker just sat there with his dick in his hand as the ball was snapped. Had no idea what he was doing.
>Another dropped Plummer INT
Plummer is going to kill the coaches
lol nice qb sneak
>>154684454He should save himself the effort and let the cartels do it after the game.
ANOTHER FUCKING FEATURE ON AUSTIN REED AND HIS FUCKING KIDS
>OfficerOpinion discarded.>Horse girlAnd she’s crazy.
>>154684093Why do people keep saying this? I did my premob training there in 2008 and it was alright. we were in some neglected corner near the old wwii barracks so didnt get to experience the base proper much. Granted this was before the mass shooting. I had my hotel robbed by crackheads when i had a night of leave in ait at lawton so in my subjective experiencene ft sill is more dangerous
they doin the cha cha>>154684597i dont really like how she has the first cavalry division and is a captain. have you seen the movie we were soldiers? same unit as the air cav you telling me she could fight in a battle like that?
>>154684539ffs man
>>154684599Have you not heard about all the shit that goes down there? Multiple soldiers have been kidnapped, raped, and murdered and their commands have tried to bury it. There are cartel connections as well as sex trafficking rings. It’s the most corrupt base in the DoD.
I’m gonna blow up that fucking hospital Joker style, I swear.
>>154684597Damn i was behind on the game so i was hoping they were interviewing an actual horse
>>154684616Thanks obama
>one of my teams' few highlights is a FG
As a Fendies fan, I hate to root for the Gaydes, but I’d hate to see Snorelando clinch here.
>>154684755An improvement over previous years
LAND DRAGON
>Letting the white boy run on youPathetic
Plummer going to carry this whole ass team
>>154684664On second thought that was the base where we had raw sewage dripping from my barracks, and we had a giant cardboard dick in the latrine that we used as our gayness meter that we would fill in every time something retarded hapened so maybe i just have nostalgia goggles from having a really awesome gun section at that time kek
>>154684925How erect was the gayness meter by the end of your stay?
OH LAWD DEM GADES
MULTIPLE DRAGONS
Don't you do it Deano
>>154684992Hard as concrete and shooting a 20 roper
lol
>>154684992Nta, but it should’ve been all the way up from the beginning just by virtue of being in the Army, but military personnel have a higher baseline of tolerance for retarded bullshit.>Somebody come get their Colonel
Another blown Becht challenge. Tale as old as time.
a mcdouble used to be $1
>>154685093That’s what I was just saying with my dad.
>>154685093$1 used to be worth $3.
>>154685093Shut up tranny. We need higher prices for freedom
Based dad
>>154685093take me back
that was good catch
>>154685093i am old enough to remember when there was no mcdouble, it was just a double cheeseburger for $1the mcdouble was called a scam at the time in the 2000s because it was obviously mdcs trying to take one piece of cheese off to save moneynow that seems like a pipe dream
>>154684406>>154684416finished it. it was terrible
>Also it's 3rd and 10, do we really want to run checkers? Really?
>DT as FBAlways fun.
gallowaybros, we're gonna make it
>>154685222But anon, the iceman was a nice man
>>154685254
>long day and struggling to stay awake>10pm and it's not even the 4thI don't think I'm gonna make it
This league is so freaking stupid. It’s obviously relying on tv money. They don’t even try to sell tickets.t. Season ticket holder since 2020
>>154685157The part he didn’t tell you was how he keeps his troops at work way past COB for either no reason at all or to do some bullshit that could’ve and should’ve been done hours to days prior and only serves to make him look good to his superiors.
mims is a fucking bum
>>154685370I was so excited for him last year
Is the feed fucking up for anyone else?
>>154685370>>154685389shit talk him more please
about time he made a catch
what branch did you guys serve in?
>>154685444>finally makes a great catch>teammate negates it with a dumb penalty
>Pretending like they feed the soldiers and not the brass and CSMsBe real, the shit they feed the soldiers is whatever the Sodexo employees found that’s been sitting in the back of the fridge for 2 weeks that they heated up and was already 3 months expired when they cooked it in the first place. And then they have the nerve to get bitchy about the portion sizes.
>>154685534>Sodexotexas has sysco
>>154685460Air Force as an MC-130J crew chief
>>154685578Thank you for your service o7
>>1546854601A9X1excited for lung cancer xd
Nigga thought he was about to be the latest Ft Hood casualty
>>154685645Thank you for your service Joey.
>>154685693Gunships?
>>154685694He still might be, the night is young.
Please go for the 4th and 12, your defense sucks ass.
>>154685731on a spectre yeah
Pussies.
Thank you Joel Klatt(?) for pointing out that the clock runs regardless of what play you call. There's no reason to ever take your foot off the gas in this league.
>>154685835You Guard? AD phased out the H.
>Plummer3 was WIDE open for a free first down.
>>154685835>>154685902I’m retarded, I forgot that you being out is also an option.
PIGGED
Holy shit lmao
God fucking damn it.
lmfao
both texas teams are cursed
Just another reason to hate the fucking Gaydes. They can’t even help the Fendies by helping themselves. What a choke job by their defense and receivers.
>>154686042Fendies don't need any help though. They play the Storm twice to end the season. If you want someone to help them you should be rooting for Houston.
>>154686020The Gaydes are the Jets of the UFL. One championship early and constant early season hype that is quickly disproven as they fail year after year.
And it's over. Storm look unimpressive beating a bad Dallas team but continue to stay in 2nd place bare minimum.
>>154686059I didn’t want them to clinch tonight to maintain a gap between the Fendies and the other playoff teams.
Why does nobody do the 4th and 12 in the UFL now?
>>154686072So Gaydes are Jets, Hawks are Cowboys, we got any other comparisons?
>>154686099To borrow an Army expression in the spirit of tonight, tiny heart syndrome.
>>154686109my gamblers = post-1999 browns
>>154686109My Fendies, 2000-2019 Patriots and the 2019-2023 Chiefs
