Month of May>>154558991
Indy 500 build up.>1st practicehttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qAKhtuh5gwg>2nd practicehttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VUG1m7ApHQY>3rd practicehttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=maTFpmbbKxQ>Fast Fridayhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8k1BNSTmFR8>qualifying drawhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5uVn5WGEVgo
>Live Scoringhttps://www.indycar.com/leaderboardhttp://livetiming.net/firestone/https://livescoring.us/indycar/
Qualifying is fucky. Strong chance of rain tomorrow.
>drivers/driver's friends/wives/kids/whatever trying to cheat the qualifying drawIndyCar is ruthless lol
>>154683584if you think thats ruthless just wait until the draw paired with the weather fucks someone tomorrow>>154683333>>154683333>>154683333
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WbNXaR_2Tl0https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yTY_nxTTwrEhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5uVn5WGEVgo
>>154683627yes, thanks for checking my digits lol.I feel like we didn't learn much from the practice sessions other than TWGdretti are slow and they don't know how to fix it.
>>154683466Standings going into Indy. The season isn’t Palous just yet… Palou is even getting some boos (retards trying to give us an angry Palou)
>>154683713that's a race winner list, not the standings
>>154683757These things happen my bad. Here are the race winners
>>154683682If Kirkwood can get to Sunday on a hot track I think he’s the fastest of them and a good chance to be the top Honda. We will see how tomorrow goes with the weather.
Tonight's viewing pleasure:>"The History of Turbine Cars At the Indy 500 - 1955-1971"https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6_RpjSyOIQE
>>154683660>Casey Stormdrainplease get him in a seat. Prema fucked him hard
>>154683814Excellent. Thank you
>>154683786>KirkwoodTWGdretti's shit pitstops will fuck him out of contention>Malukashe's getting good finishes but that's not enough, he needs to win races>Lundgaardneeds more wins, and good pit stops (more likely than TWGdretti)>Newgardenneeds to finish better if he doesn't win, needs to win on road and street courses>Dixongetting old, Ganassi is Palou's team now>O'Wardif you can't beat Lundgaard your teammate you can't beat Palou>McLaughlinstop crashing lol>Rahalcool to see him get some podiums but not a serious contender at this point in his career>ArmstrongMSR despite the Ganassi alliance is not a contender
>>154684046that Palou guy is only getting better. >Kirkwoodagree.>Malukasagree. fastest overall penske>Lundgaardvery good driver but do you resign him, or go after Veekay, or Rasmussen? theyre testing that f2 champ, not that they havent done that before.>NewgardenPenske cant win on road/street courses with this hybrid/aeroscreen balance. Not sure what is missing. He still has it on ovals., I can see him jump to top 3-4 if he doesnt dip out of the top 10 in finishes the rest of the season.>Dixon10 more years left before he retires :)>O'Wardis it the car or is it his driving style? plus him being him being a mindfuck>McLaughlinagree lol. some moments I think he is great, other moments I think how the fuck is he still allowed in a car if he will wreck it.>Rahalyou say that now but when he finishes top 5, who will be laughing HAHAHA>Armstrongthe MSR cars reming me of the 2nd and 3rd Andretti cars with their performance. Would he be better in the 8 car?
https://twitter.com/By_NathanBrown/status/2055433293412143367>If rain plagues Saturday, there’s a chance not all 33 cars get a chance to make their initial qualifying attempt.>And if they don’t, teams have been told, per multiple sources, that Saturday’s results will be tossed, forcing all to re-run Sunday.
>>154684285>Saturday’s results will be tossed, forcing all to re-run SundayAbsolute madness if this happens.
>>154684327might as well just cancel Saturday right now and not waste everyone's time.
>>154683877>no bump day
>>154684256>Lundgaard>very good driver but do you resign him100%or go after Veekay, or Rasmussen?lol>theyre testing that f2 champnothingburger
>>154684356get used to it. the chassis is about to be obsolete and you aren't allowed to run any other races with it other than Indy unless you have a charter now. there will be 33 cars at Indy (Penske Entertainment will ensure it), but no more than that for the forseeable future. bumping 1 car just to say there was bumping is stupid anyway.
>>154684376What would it take for you to not resign Lundgaard? I know Id dump him If Newgarden becomes available.>Siegeltheyve got to fill that 6 seat too. You down on Veekay filling that seat too? He has the skill for a "top team" but I get why folks arent sold.>nothingburgerRLL signed Mick Schumacher, anything is possible with Mr. Brown at this desperate stage but youre right.
>>154684046>>154684256>Malukas>McLaughlinBoth just ran 7 laps each Friday.Other drivers ran 25, 30, 35 laps. The Penske boys warmed up the car, ran a couple of qualifying laps, "yup, it's good", and a cool down lap.
>>154684356we live in Rogers World
>>154684455and fucked with others on track. the penske way :)>McLaughlinhmmm he will need an engine.>Malukashmmmm lets replace his engine too.>Newgardenahhhh I cant hate that guy even if he unknowingly cheats
>>154684450dumping Lundgaard would be the biggest mistake McLaren have made since joining IndyCar. they have made quite a few mistakes in a short time, but they aren't THAT stupid. and O'Ward isn't going anywhere either. but Siegel is gone at the end of the season. if they think they can get Newgarden, there's his seat. or if not, honestly almost anyone would be an upgrade. current IndyCar driver, or otherwise. F2 winners are a dime a dozen. McLaren will have no problem filling that seat.
>>154684455they are hiding their cheats and limiting McLaughlin's chances to crash the car lol
>>154684520>unknowinglyoh come on
>>154684609>but they aren't THAT stupidwe will see this offseason what they do to surprise us hahaha
>>154684720hes a good guy not a bad bone in his body;) now that dirty rotten tim cindric? he knew lol
>>154684520>fucked with others on tracktbdesu I don't give a shit, other teams did it too (Grosjean impeding Daly was the first incident today), and I'm tired of hearing the whining about>wah wah so and so impeded me in practice/qualifying
>>154684659>limiting McLaughlin's chances to crash the car i know theres no way it happens again but WHAT IF he crashes before the race starts again, what do you do with him lmao. He'd be a horse with a broken leg
>>154684763>the whining they do it because theyre all too pussy to fight.
>>154684764I don't think he will do it again but he will hesitate at the start because of this and lose positions. he just needs to get through it.
>>154684800im excited for weekends calm chaos
>>154683660>Hummilation Ritual for illiotlmao>Armstrong knows MMAHe just needs to embrace the Memes from his MGR's alter ego
>>154684785the pit crew guys are too strong
>>154684892at least Ilott was smart enough to have a back up plan, he's got a full season IMSA ride in a Porsche 911 GT3. what the fuck is Schwartzman doing?
https://racer.com/2026/05/15/chevrolet-s-indianapolis-engine-woes-continue-with-ferrucci-failure
>>154683877>adding an advertising stunt as part of the schedule
>>154685722It's a legitimate sporting event
>>154685777>Wienie 500 x Power Rush x Indy 500amen
>>154685722they drove a lot better without the condiments added to them
Google the weather forecast for Speedway, Indiana. ain't gonna be no qualifying tomorrow.
>>154686287The probably won't even be morning practice? So I (west coast) can sleep in?
>>154686287Good for me because I'm on the graveyard shift and would've missed it.
>>154687027>can sleep in?This is why God created DVR.>raining? 5 minute skip goes into over drive>commercials? skip>some knob slobbering puff piece on Penske?skip>whoah, check out the cans on that chick15-second rewind, freeze frame, make note to check tire inflation
weather still looking like ass
>>154685972it needs a front wing, without one it looks more like a sports prototype than an Indy car
https://twitter.com/IndyCar/status/2055622770256433513>UPDATE: Due to inclement weather at Indianapolis Motor Speedway, this morning's Practice 5 ahead of Indy 500 qualifying has been canceled.
>>154691622>Practice 5 ahead of Indy 500 qualifying has been canceledWeather Guesser suggests rest of the day will be wet.And Race Day looks like shit too.>Jim Nabors' ghost is pissing on us
>it's over
>>154693630This appears to be the same storm that pissed all over me last night and helped ruin my brisket smoke.
>>154693630Rest of the day looks fucky:Source: https://aviationweather.gov/data/metar/?ids=KIND&taf=1(fiddle with the Decode option if you can't read METAR)>METAR KIND 161254Z 21006KT 10SM SCT050 BKN060TCU OVC120 18/16 A2996 RMK AO2 SLP142 RAE1155B03E48 CB DSNT SE-SW MOV NE TCU OHD P0001 T01830161 $Weather at Indy airport, 14 miles from the brickyard. Taken time now (12:54 UTC)"RAE" is rain expected>TAF KIND 161344Z 1614/1718 15007KT P6SM -RA VCTS BKN070CB > TEMPO 1614/1615 2SM TSRA OVC025CB Weather forecast from 1400 - 1800 UTC (10A - 2P Indy time)"-RA" is light rain> FM161500 21011G20KT P6SM -SHRA BKN035 "-SHRA" is rain showers> PROB30 1617/1621 4SM -TSRA OVC025CB 30% chance of light thunder showers (-TSRA)> FM162100 23011G21KT P6SM -SHRA OVC035 more rain into the evening> FM170100 19006KT P6SM BKN120 > FM171500 19014KT P6SM SCT250
>>154693830>ruin my brisket smoke.What'd you do wrong?Rain + brisket shouldn't be a problemt. lives in Seattle, smokes brisket in the rain
>>154693926Hello fellow Seattle-anon, we need them to bring a race up here. No, Portland doesn't count
>>154693951>Portland doesn't count100%Story tiem>be me>dad>kids in private school where we go to church>St. Thomas Medina>youngest son in school w/ Bruce McCaw's youngest>Bruce has class dads over to his "tree house">it's a multi-story office building on the outside>inside is 3 levels of Bruce's toys>race cars, classic cars, moon rocks, gatling guns>throw my coat on couch>wait, what was that?>look>it's a signed driving glove sewed into a throw pillow cover>look around, all the pillow covers are signed driving gloves from famous Indy drivers>oh, look, there's the PacWest Racing car (owned by McCaw) that Gugelmin set the 240 mph lap record at California>signed driving suit from Fangio>signed mission patches from everybody that's walked on the moon>4 fucking rotor EnigmaAnd on and on.He's not doing well these days, which is a shame.
>>154693926The rain just made me miserable. The temp probe is either dirty because I didn't clean it, or old because its cheap and lives outside in the winter. I had a grease flare up I wasn't prepared at all for to happen so early, and then I tried to do a pork shoulder at the same time, but I moved it to the oven instead.
>>154693951Id like them to schedule Portland late February to see the cars in colder, wet conditions. Seattle can pitch a street course for 2028
https://twitter.com/IndyCar/status/2055665380077543629>UPDATE: The start of today's PPG Presents Armed Forces Qualifying for the Indianapolis 500 is currently delayed due to rain at IMS.
Just cancel the qualifying. No sense in trying to rush it and fuck someone over, unless that’s what Indycar wants
>>154694206That's neat, though I did have to look up who that is (I'm not from around here)It's crazy how much wealth there is in Seattle, I see Lamborghinis, McLarens, and Ferraris all the time... and there's no major racing event here. Feels like it should be easy to get sponsorship and sell out suites>>154695605I've spent a lot of time looking around Seattle to see where a street race could go, and there aren't any good spots. The stadium section is too tight, built up, and right next to a busy port. Downtown wouldn't really work. There's lots of airports, but Boeing uses them all the time so they can't really close. With some work, they could maybe turn Magnuson Park into something like Detroit Belle Isle or Albert Park.
>>154696445NTT Indycar Series Round 2 Streets of Tacoma thats who can save the Seattle race. Time to plant the seed with Boles
>>154695357>The rain just made me miserablePreach.When I do brisket I start about 3AM rain or shine>Traeger>Low & slow>spritz w/ apple cider & apple cider vinegar every 2 hours>about 12 hours later, pull and wrap in paper>back on Traeger, grunt through The Stall>remove when Meater says 204 internal>stick in cooler for 30 minutes for brisket to think about itselfRain or shine.A bourbon usually enters the chat at about noon.Also, Fox is airing yesterday's Indy stuff. Fuck the rain.
>>154695605>Seattle can pitch a street course for 2028I would pay cash money for this because the locals would shit an organic brick>the noise>the gasoline>the Noise>muh equity>muh diversity>the NOISEIt would be glorious.You could zip down the Seattle waterfront for the start finish, Loop around the Space Needle, Zoom downtown under the Monorail,Turn at Pioneer SquareTime bonus for every vagrant / drug addict / fentanyl head you clip.
>>154696563Maybe putting a race in Tacoma would attract Toyota as a manufacturer
i cant fucking believe it
>>154697192>Toyota presents the Tacoma Grand Prix Time for Indycar to make it happen. The PNW has it all.
https://racer.com/2026/05/16/indycar-s-boles-focusing-on-the-need-to-bring-bumping-drama-back-to-indy-qualifying
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6rONntw2KK4
Now FS2 is showing last year's Indy 500
https://twitter.com/marshallpruett/status/2055694898595074101>Hearing the first engines being warmed in gasoline alley right now.
>>154697356Boles is good at saying whats right, but Indycars actions show what the manufacturers and owners want (a set field). We will see how things are when Honda/Chevy have their own entry.
>>154697119It'll be nothing short of a miracle is any of the food turns out edible for all the shit that went wrong. I have a Masterbuilt 1050 Gravity Feed and its just as easy as a Traeger, but fuck me I'm gonna have to start modding it now. I the grease flare up I had was a result of the temp probe reading low, causing the fan to spin faster and cook hotter.Oh well, I wanted all those upgrades anyway. $650 already spent next month :/
>>154697631a second RHR 500 would be amazing. I wish he was running full time to rinse last years 500 out of his mouth early. If he doesnt get it done this year im hoping they run him again for the 111th.
https://www.motorsport.com/indycar/news/one-year-later-the-scandal-that-changed-team-penske-and-indycar
>>154697914someones getting fucked today - roger penske
>>154698109https://twitter.com/marshallpruett/status/2055702523059601898>And it’s raining again.
>>154698371theyve got to call it at this point
STOP THE RAIN, NOWi want to watch today pleaseeeeee
>>154698543https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2BXzuGg8PZY
>>154698543Someone told me loooong agoo.....
It's over
>>154699080i fucking hate this shit
>>154699341:( sorry because i know penske wont apologize for getting heavy on the chemtrails
Apparently jet driers are back out, but still seems like a stretch.
>>154699755the crew needs the hours before the pay period ends
It's over... apparently they're calling it. Will announce a qualifying schedule for tomorrow soon
Is an horse a racecar?
>>154700015yes
>cancelling 500 qualifying over a little bit of rain>not using rain tiresJesus, Roger, sell the series
>>154700060>what happens when you run a wet oval
https://twitter.com/IndyCar/status/2055735182292828440>UPDATE: Day 1 of PPG Presents Armed Forces Qualifying at IMS has been rained out.>On-track activity will resume Sunday with Practice 6 at 9:30 AM ET on FS2, followed by qualifying for the 110th Running of the Indianapolis 500.
>>154700240>inb4 storms cancel the second half of qualifying tomorrow
>>154699080Thanks Roachdale. You had one fucking job: eat the lightning.t. not above assembling the near deads and their highly conductive aluminum walkers on golf course fairways.
>>154700240not great
>>1547002404h of quali basically means a single run right?
>>154700161I just want to bitch about Roger like everyone else, leave me alone.
>>154700240Nice, I can sleep now. See you all tomorrow.
>>154700394oui
It is interesting how kwabdretti is relatively slower with the quali boost
>>154700927TWG thinks they can just throw money at everything
>>154699730It's asscar sabotaging us
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rYUZ-uNY9Ik
>>154683466
https://racer.com/2026/05/16/scot-elkins-on-choosing-indycar-as-his-closing-chapterhttps://racer.com/2026/05/16/indycar-s-new-iob-aims-to-move-forward-with-more-after-action-clarity
>>154702976>one attempt onlyLet's do the math:33 cars in 3 hours11 cars an hour5 minutes 20 seconds per carA lap speed of 226mph is a 40 second lap (https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/List_of_Indianapolis_500_fastest_laps)So one driver is:>1 warm up lap: 60 seconds>4 qualifying laps at 40 seconds each: 160 seconds>cool down / exit lap: 50 secondsThat's' 270 seconds which is 4 1/2 minutesOne asshole going too low onto the concrete or exiting a turn too high into the wall could fuck the rest of the session.Question: who's going to be the turd in Indy's punch bowl?>easy mode: a rookie>obvious mode: the chick>even money: McLaughlin
>>154710467I'll go with: Nobody crashes until the fast 12.
>>154710467the slower cars don't have to worry about being bumped so they don't have to take unnecessary risk. it'll be a fast car that gets too greedy trying to take pole.
>>154710467Oward or McLaughlin. Sleeper pick is RHR. I hope no one crashes though, and all enter the race with their 1st car
rainstatus?
>>154714753practice might get rained out, should be ok for qualifying though.
>>154714795perfect
>>154714906will be a bit sketchy going out to qualify with no practice
>>154714753>>154714795>>154714906>>154715520now the forecast looks like they might get practice in? who knows
practice in an hour
practice in 15 minutes on FS2
here we go
God damn, to jump from the N24 straight into /indy/ practice...I am kinda knackered ngl but I'm just gonna enjoy this casually
>>154718777do we
Pretty nice livery for RHR
>>154718822nah
cam onnnnn palou
>>154710467It's gotta be Will Power, dude has been crashing in practice/qualifying all year.
Is there any m3u8 avaliable? ace shows blackscreen and dd12 isn't doing anything right now
>>154718976pitsport dot live
>you gotta fuckin' wheel it
so funny, they were playing mario car on the n64
>>154719004thanks mate
>dirty paypig for indy in this cunt>they aren't showing qually because the schedule changedfuck my life any streams lads??
>>154719071>>154719004santino saying what i was talking about the other day, that the doesnt mind starting p15and palou shitting his pants big time
>>154719071>>154719004
>>154718790>I am kinda knackered ngl but I'm just gonna enjoy this casually*grabs pole*
T A K UAKU
>>154719209kek nice
Oh yeah David? You got a watch that’s worth thousands? Still can’t beat a timex.
Classic Taku, I remember him a couple years ago hitting the wall so hard it made the wall bounce and he kept it floored
Rahal and Foster last year mentioned how Satos setup is always on the edge. Please don’t destroy it sato
>>154719270>>154719278I fucking love him. GO TAKU
>Go to put indy on>Motorsports Channel showing divegrass
Inb4 ECR front row
>>154719270If the car ain't broke, why stop it?
>>154719318I would have pooed myself if I was driving and that happened
>>154719364Most people would but most people aren't professional race car drivers.
qualifying in 1 hour 30 minutes
>>154719418is it
>>154719361the first asian-canadian woman to reach the top of everest died on the way down
>>154719361Legge is pure sexo.
>>154719209>Malukeks
qualifying order
live timing:https://www.indycar.com/leaderboard
>>154719929Wise decision to send Legge out last before she destroys the track, wall and fences.
LET'S FUCKING GO
My prediction: another snooty pole
>>154720323you know what Ill say Legge
>tornadoes in my areaGreat.
>RHR That's what you get for trusting Zakary, hope D&R gets a pole with Daly
They'll be sliding all day
great save by EC
this is a great day for motor racing
>>154720470Front row for all three cars
Veekay is moving
The timing tower graphics looks way better this year compared to last year.Huge improvement.Nobody wants to see the drivers faces all the time.
>>154720531>VeekayMcLaughlin got the pole but Veekay has a hotter wife.
>Getting beat by Siegal
>>154720653Burger getting beat by a merchant is just another day ending in y.
abysmal time for rahal
newgarden is washed
>KWABgarden
brutal
mogged
>jewgarden
Newgarden will be fine expect that car to carve them up in traffic
This track will just get hotter and the speeds will just sink
ROSENQUICKKKK
FELIX
1. Swede2. Kiwi3. Dutch
>>154720925sup Tony George.
mckwablin lol
It appears that some clouds are helping us out with the track temp
rollin for Miggu surge
Hunter Reay looks retarded for leaving Dreyer Reinbold for Mclaren
Damn, Conor.
First contender for putting it in the wall warming up.
that was some good driving from Daly
Nice for Conor. Also, Daniel Ricciardo is in IMS doing a collab with him
rollin for Miggu in the wall
I don't like Mick Schumacher. Something about him strikes me the wrong way, like he's not just a nepobaby but like some kind of freakish inposter wearing a skinsuit.He's a German, who lives in Switzerland (nominally), who has no discernible accent and no real personality.
>>154721142he's a shitter nepobaby with no results that would justify all the second chances given to him
I'm sure Sato can get the pole if Armstrong has a great run too.
>>154721142>who has no discernible accent and no real personality.Just like the rest who live there, Its not a Country, its a tax haven.
It's pato time
holy shit it's a ghost!
indycar has always felt like the MLS of racing
>>154721505Then asscar is WWE
>Beaten by Migg>On our national dayTime for sudoku, Hauger.
Ready for the fastest time boys
>>154721541Sure. It’s a smaller less popular sport filled with foreigners, so it feels like MLS to me. I’m not a fan though, so the similarity may be very surface level.
>sting ray kwab
>>154721596Stingray Billy Jim Bob, an true American hero.
Good Lord, Sting Ray. Well, at least you'll be able to tell your grandkids that you used to be a race car driver.Give Conor the seat for Detroit.
>>154721632>for Detroit*Gateway
>>154721632Daly sucks long term because of his diabetes. Makes him woozy
noiceshitters like miggu could literally never
Good job, huebros!
What has Daly doing so well here this year? Its his 13th Indy 500 and he's never started higher than 11th, yet he seems to be constantly in the top 3.
Nice try for a 50 year old
>>154721842He's good at racing the 500 and Dreyer Reinbold is good at setup
>>154721842>What has Daly doing so well here this year?A good car with Eric Leichtle behind it.
why does Townsend keep insinuating Honda gives Sato a special engine? loose is fast and his setup is so loose the other Rahal drivers can't use it.
>>154721911i dont like honda
>>154720706500 qualifying is an annual humiliation ritual for graham
Foster is so mid, need bigLad cal back
>inb4 Palou crashes during his run
>>154722032Such a shame this year robbed us of a bump day classic
Harvey looks so tistic in that pic
Here we go
Sato san bros...
>Two drivers left to go!!!!!!>Legge and Able
>>154722342Kek, I was about to say the exact same>"IT'S NOT OVER YET!"It is senpai
>>154722342Legge was fast this morning, but it's possible she had a bit of a tow at one point. It's unclear. Some sources say yes, some say no.
ngl, the elf livery is kinda dope
>>154722428agree
rollin for a cheeky Legge P12 (on my face)
>>154722428Its like a girly pop vodaphone mclel
>Getting out qualified by a 45 year old woman in a car with no power stering
>miggu exposed (again)>by a 45 yo woman (i would do so hard btw)what a fucking kwab
I really like how they keep reminding us that kissing the bricks was started by a NASCAR driver.
top 12 shootout in 1 hour 38 minutes
I’m here. Palou keeps pacing back and forth down pit lane.
>>154723166Onboard caught him cheating
I kinda wish the monster truck smashed all the cars in the pit.
>>154723166maybe he is looking for a younger wifewhat was he thinking?
>>154723587I’ll try to be polite when I say this, mick schumacher fucking sucks and the all f1/f2/f3 drivers being “elite” in indycar is a meme.
>>154723731>all f1/f2/f3 drivers being “elite” in indycar is a memeThey showed an awesome Grosjean stat.>avg start 10>avg finish 26
>>154723731>mick schumacher fucking sucksyes>and the all f1/f2/f3 drivers being “elite” in indycar is a memeprobably also yes (definitely true for the oval tracks)
The monster truck was hauling
>>154723731mick was always a fraud, he lost agaisnt mazepin, while he had a simulator because of ferrari
>>154723185>Onboard caught him cheatingfor real?
>>154723832No
>>154723774mindfuck of a driver lol>>154723777RLL shouldve tried out Vips for a full season lol
>chris myers>danica
we're back
>>154723852*for now ;)
>>154723899I admire him for clearing his throat on the intro and powering through.
>>154723899>chris myersGood lord. Shouldn't he be calling Shuffleboard in Del Boca Vista Phase 3 in Florida?>danicaSort of hot.(when she and Aaron Rogers broke up, was was the cause? his douchey-ness or her new age crazy cat lady?)
were is stream anon?
>>154723899>danicaI rather have Gaymor and Buxton together.
>>154719004>>154723940
>>154723940see >>154719004
>>154723939>danica>Sort of hot.yes, i would do her ngl
>>154723964i would most females at this point
Fast 6 prediction>Pato>Palou>Daly>Felix>Malukas>Collet
Penske Perfect
How is my boy Hurta doing?
>>154723731>>154723801Heard his F3 Title was rigged, didn't really think much of it until i heard the media referring to it as "conspiracy theory" and the rival driver who made the claim "deleted his social media post" about it, it was then i knew it was probably true.
>>154723956sigh...https://pastebin.com/eTY6Fakk
>>154724086qualified 34th and got bumped. The kid just doesnt have it
very windy
rooting for pelou and ferrucci
>>154724203Damn…
>>154723999You’ll be right. He’s my shitty 6>Veekay>Daly>Rossi>Felix>Collet>Dixon
That mic Buxton uses is gay as all hell.>look at me>muh voice is muh instrument>gotta have the heckin' best mic>hand made by elves in Lichtenstein>custom tuned for muh voice
>inb4 palou bins it
>>154724295that what he gets for slandering his wife on pit road for selecting 31st
Palou is using that boost very well
He’s going to win 500 too…. Isn’t he?
>>154724332old hag, he could get prime pussy and gets some dry ass hag...
Good sound on the fox broadcast
This week I bought the Mission brand burrito tortillas to give Pato my energy(the real reason is they were out of the cheap Kroger brand)
>>154723185>>154723415>>154724332>>154724389?
>>154724487flour or corn?
>>154724516flour
>>154724494His wife is 10 years older than him.
patito
>>154724367Technically thats how you win two straight
recharge into turns 1 and 3 seems to be the smart movedeploy going into the short chutes and coming out of 4
>>154724537and the problem?
>231.247It's over
>>154724552Some anons don't like that
>>154724571He'll make fast 6
>>154724552absolutely no problem therehis wife is very fuckable
Santino winning the 500 would be too kino to happen
Pato might win this thing if they can clean his car up.
>>154724552I see no problem. He has a wife, I dont. Hes got me beat yet again along with the 500 win. Other than that we are pretty similar
what's up with the way he is holding that gat
I need to see that 14 car in victory lane
Huge fall off on the last lap for Pato
>>1547245822bh I thought he'd beat ferrucci so maybe not
>>154724625Some of the drivers like a tilted steering wheel. Cool flag
>>154724612>PatoDuring the week Tony Kanaan was making a lot of noise about how he brought Nascar's attitude toward pit stops to Indy>he was saying right rear was key area for improvement>couldn't tell if big nose was just big talking>or if he really found somethingIt would be peak TK to have Pato leading and fuck up Pato's last pit stop with muh Nascar pit crew fumbling
Can never count out this Dixon guy <3
>>154724658i wonder why though, i guess i have to come over and ask them. also thanks, i actually was born, raised and live in this shithole
>>154724625He doesn't put the leftwards bias into his steering wheel like most do
>>154724625>what's up with the way he is holding that gatDuring the week they were talking about how some drivers like that hold>into the turn, wheel goes level
OOOOOOHHHHHH THE HYBRID IS GIVING HIM SPEED
>>154724679*actually he DOES do that which means it leans right on the straight, whoops
>>154724678>i actually was born, raised and live in this shitholenta but my condolences
PATO Stop cursing on live TV...
Dixon is slow
>that run was pretty shit to be honestkek
Collet on fire
>>154724678Youre breathing life is good. Compensates for steering to keep it super simple
>>154724712>Telling an Irish Man to stop cursing
>Collett
>>154724726>that run was pretty shit to be honestbased
>>154724749Cool, cocky, confident. He’s badass
aaaaaaaaaaaand he's gone
well shit he fell off
Rossi :)
Why did collet randomly get a better car than 90% of the field
>>154724822Foyt can still setup and build a 500 car, and Collet is as smooth as Hauger. Future star in the making
>>154724700oh ok
>>154724761imagine the kiwi guy cursing less
>RossiDid he think he could save the hybrid for later lmao
>>154724970yes, that was pretty retarded
Ed Carpenter Racing earlier in the year asked to be called ECR. It’s only a matter of time until it goes the TWGretti route
OH SHIT
WE GAAN
>232holy shit
>huge drop
that's a shame
TUMBLING, TUMBLING DOWN
BIG drop off
Wow what a huge drop
Daly and Rosenquick will be well into 232
Juncos and Dreyer sharing data. If him and Daly can start near each other those two could have a great 509
>big disappoint for him and his family
Still chuckle at McLaughlin spinning out on warmup lap of last year's indy.
242!!!
>242sheiiiiiiiiiiit
He was in gear 4 for turns 1 and 2 of lap 1
>and 242 againnice
He's going to fuck this up
JUUUUST
speed
>>154725085>He's going to fuck this upDropped 2 1/2 MPH between laps 1 and 4.
>>154725085does this count as a fuckup?
damn
Daly, malukas and rosenquick should all make it in
>>154724221
>>154725129depends, the wind is crazy out there
McLaughlin didnt do anything to me but I cant see that car win
CAM ON DALY
Connor Daly looks like hes aged 30 years since last year
>dalelit's over
Deploy the hybrid retard
TAKE MY ENERGY
woohoo!
DO THIS FOR INDIANA
mckwablin out
He'll get bumped but woo
RHR is sick seeing that lmao
>Stepped into the most known carIts a literal spec series
'ate muh lucas
CAM ON LIL DAVE
>>154725254u jus never kno wit tha tyres
The consistency....
No penskes in the fast 6. Take that Roger
>lil dave!
>Faily
niiiiiiiiiiiiiice p2
What a fucking run by Malukas
Palou? Wins lol.
Hybrid deployment is making all the difference
>>154725254differing engines and suspension, ehalso the quality and budget of the team running the car matters even in spec racing
Rosenqvick must save us from poleou>>154725275P2 tho
>>154725275anon, i...
>>154725286gonna brush my teeth after reading that, I’m going to be sick.
Why does Felix have a butt-colored car?
>>154725284Always
221 warm up again. Félix to the top
FRO
>232.3Holy shit
>>154725324let's see lap 2
Felix going quick damn, and he hasn't even deployed hybrid yet.
ROSIE!!
He is running a great line
fuck yeah
>>154725304It's painfully obvious that the guys using it halfway through the pair of corners and out to the straight are carrying a higher top speed.
worst livery
Sweden yes
He fucking demolished it
Rosen2quik
>232.065FUCK YEAH!
>>154725355It’s a good beige I like it
SVERIGE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
>>154725345It seems a lot of extra weight and R&D to hit the same speeds they've been hitting for years without it
>>154725376its some shitty country singer
>chris myers>danicaNOT AGAIN NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
>>154725355that livery is a missile.
>>154725391thats okay i dont know his music but the color is cool
Danica looking fuckable in that dress. I know that starfish sweaty.
Felix got a thick mama on the crew
>>154725433I saw that shit too
>>154725380Agree. But it lets Indy jump on the hybrid!!1!! bandwagon.>they did this with ethanol and "corn!!" a few years ago
Chocolate milk is the choice of a winner
>I’ve milked a few cows*looks over to wife*
>>154725491t-ball isn't really that serious anon. >>154725506kek
>>154725442They shoud've kept the old engines but called them E6 instead of V6 or some shit and it would've done the same job
>>154725437we will see her again when he grabs pole
>>154725506lel
>>154725491i also like strawberry milk
>wish I could be driving full time Conor Daly son of Derek Daly and nephew to Derrike Cope.
>She Sells Sanctuarybased IMS DJ
what are they watching?
>>154725442ynr the cactus tires
>>154725592fastest racing on earth, NHRA. Wanser trying to get Palou into drag racing
Smashing Danica's peach
>>154725429Post pics I love this chuddette
>>154725491Huski chocolate of course
>>154725309Best way to keep all the other cars away from smashing into you by making yourself look like shit.
oh shit here we go
>>154725834*enter Kyle Kirkwood*
i just need rossi to get pole then shit on the hybrid again
six “different” teams. not bad lets go Rossi>Penske/Foyt>CGR/MSR>ECR>Arrow
>>154725707
cam on pato!
Hell yeah
Rossi still has more, he didn't lift, they can take some aero out. Pato will be screaming on this first lap with that hybrid start.
Duck fucked up
I'm actually waiting for a race here to be announced.
It's mexicover
>>154725945>Rossi still has more, he didn't lift, they can take some aero out.doesn't matter, that was his one run
>>154725975Youve got on in Arlington, Texas, Mexico already
>>154725998I meant for the actual race.
AJ Foyt means so much to the sport
>>154726003Don’t forget about Long Beach
>Geronimo Hospitality GroupThey did the food at my job last year and they kinda sucked.
Is Buxton contractually obliged to pause for emphasis every 3 words
The wind has really picked up since Rossi’s run and it’s fucking everyone up.
not trying to jinx it but no one has crashed their car
>>154726050GOOD
Has anyone hit the wall all week? Feels like nobody is really pushing or taking risks this year.
>>154726089Sato scuffed a rear tire this morning. That was it.
I’m retarded and got startled by the Rossi ghost car popping in
BIG DAVE
>ghost carWhat PS1 game is this?
Malukas is nailing the….ugh….hyrbid deployment.
>rossi still edging him
>>154726095Ghosts are scary though, so I don't blame you.
>gaga
Damn so close >>154726107HOT
inb4 they bring up two fathers going after it for pole>HE IS A NEW FATHER AND ON POLE OF THE 110TH INDIANAPOLIS 500
>>154726093faggots
>>154726142That leaves 33 fresh cars for the 110th sacrifice.
*gay voice* Oh my gosh, we're racing Indianapolis. Love Indy and Roger Penske, I love Roger, love you Roger!
>>154726118There's no such thing as ghosts
Pure American last names in the front row
>>154726177Explain ghost cars then
>>154726172*stupid faggot voice* I LOVE SPEC CHASSIS RACING!!!!!!!!!!!
Fucking Palou lmao
It's so over for everyone not named Palou holy fuck
did palou use up his tires? Of course not. He’s the master of management
Crash please. C'mon, Based God. Do something funny!
It’s beyond ogre
>>154726207Nah felix can beat him
this shit is so stressful
Save Indy felix
Cest fin
It's over I swear, if Palou wins the 500 again I'm not watching the rest of the season Fuck this guy
>>154726228It's over
It's never been so fucking over
>>154726294What part of PALOU WINS LOL do you not understand?
>>154726294See you in Detroit
det är över
>>154726294its a 500 miles race, pole doesnt matter that muchhe will win, but not because he is on pole
alex bourdais i mean palou wins again!
palouwinslol
Palou dominance. Why doubt the goat of the modern era
Tired of this Palou dick sucking. Yeah, he's good. But there's obviously something with his car, too.
>thanks to my wifealso LET'S GOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
Surely Palou will get an F1 offer? What's the point of winning the same thing over and over?
>immediately hands him branding to replace the branding they gave him 2 minutes beforeI love the USA so much bros
>>154726192There's never been any scientific proof of ghost cars.
>>154726356If that were true Dixon would be right there with him
How can this be...
>>154726362Sometimes they do a hat dance where they take like ten pics with different hats
>>154726360Indycar is a dumping ground for F1 shitters, you don't shop at a dump.
>>154726326Honda really strongarmed the series into Champ Car 2.0
>>154726360he wont, mclaren is out, i dont understand why redbull didnt give him a seat, even in the second team, but they didnt and most likely they wont, maybe if max leaves and even then it would be a long shot>>154726390big juan was great
>>154726360Um excuse me but indycar is a destination series umm how dare you
>that stare sus
>>154726360except the f1 field is full of faggots who would be at the back of the pack, crying about not being in a magic machine to put them forward.
>>154726362That branding is why some middle of nowhere middle American town hosts the world's single largest sporting event and your toothpaste country is reduced to hosting soccer games.
>>154726389I know, it's always very funny.>>154726402True, but 90s Indycar had a different relation with F1.
>>154726400They hated him because he dropped the trvke
The acestrlms chat isn't happy about this one
>>154726375Dixons car was gifted to MSR to boost their profile. Dixon still the goat
>>154726428Not trying to insult your billion dollar corporations bro, don't worry. It just looks funny.
>>154726390Yeah, Nigel Mansell - world renowned F1 shitter.
>>154726464he was fat>>154726431fair, but until we dont see palou in f1 we wouldnt knowand i dont even think he would be atop 5
>>154726451Your face looks funny
>>154726438>YET ANOTHER UTTERLY DISGRACEFUL QUALI >THAT SHOWS WHY THE SPLIT WAS THE WORST THING TO EVER HAPPEN>FUCK INDYCAR >FUCK ROGER PENSKE>FUCK THE DALLARA DW12>FUCK THE HYBRID>FUCK KYLE NOVAK>FUCK HONDA>FUCK ALL THEIR DRIVERS>FUCK CHEVROLET >FUCK HYBRIDS>AND FUCK THIS SERIES >I HATE EVERYTHING
>>154726438kek saving that
Imagine crying about Kyle Novak of all fucking people lmfao Palou getting these lil guys all riled up
>>154726486It is so dependent on what team he would be in it's not worth talking about unless it happens imo
>kektherine
is Chris Myers retarded?
>>154726623100%He must have some kind of blackmail on FOX sports because he absolutely should not be on TV.
>>154726544>these lil guys all riled upTime to Max for Indy 500 if the guys are not good enough, you see their faces, they're pissed off too
>>154726630he keeps calling it the Daytona 500 and called Collet "a fellow Spaniard" (Collet is from Brazi)
>>154726438
>>154726438blame should also be put on that stupid secessionist terrorist known as "tony george", honestly even CART itself wasnt innocent with how it turned out
>>154726649I truly believe Max is coming to indycar and I’ll admit I’m wrong if he doesn’t.
>>154726656Pretty much the same area of Spain tho near Sweden and other Central American countries like Denmark
>>154726656Most americans are total retards about other countries
>>154726685Max Verslurpen? No, he's headed to WEC
>>154726685fuck off we're full
>>154726746He will run the Honda factory seat don’t you worry
>>154726732hahahaha what a pussy running from ovals
>>154726732i dont get that stupid dutch monkey, f1 is the only top level series that has any integrity left, wec is a huge rigged car advert and indycar is a spec series but fuuuuuuuuuuck i guess that stupid dutch monkey cant handle not winning everything, that stupid fucking diva
>>154726765>f1>integritylol
>>154726765>make the cars undriveable for muh battery>integrity
I don’t want integrity in motorsports, I want every.single.team cheating
Indycar-Chevy-Honda-Firestone should all work with teams on how to cheat with the engines and tires.
>>154726748thumbnail makes them+cars look like mirrored edd's
>>154726827>>154726863the new rules are stupid for cowtowing to OEMs but they fixed the overtaking issues retards like you have been complaining for years and now you lot are complainingalso f1 is still a series with mostly free car development while indycucks is a bunch of shitty spec cars(which never resolved the domination issue because quality and budget of a team can make some teams more equal than others) and wec has literally hidden the BOP now so it might as well be worth nothing and IMSA should be viewed as the more legitimate series
>>154726887drivers should race overdosed too
>>154726748>ROW 1 - 2 500s won >ROW 2>ROW 3>ROW 4 - 1 500 won>ROW 5 - 6 500s won >ROW 6 - 1 500 won>ROW 7 - 1 500 won>ROW 8 - 3 500s won>ROW 9 >ROW 10 >ROW 11its going to be a great 500
>>154726920im willing to bet some of them drive on those focus pills
>>154726918The mario mushroom doesn't fix anything, retard
>>154726918I agree with most of what you said but surely you realise f1 is controlled by the women/gay nigger worship cult? Those child eating commie faggots rigged 7 titles for their pet gay mutt hamilton and would have got him 8 titles until Michael Masi stepped in and fucked up their rig job who they sacked right after it by the way.f1 is highly fake and gay and is billions in debt and losing hundreds of millions every season, its not going to around for much longer, trust me, its why Verstappen wants out.
>>154726918Indycar still has the best drivers, best cars, and best tracks though so I cant get behind any other open wheel series. Plus the series below, Indy NXT puts on a better show than F1/F2/F3. F1 saw how good the DW12 is and copied it.
>Wake up>Check the resaults Not sre why i bothred
>>154727085theres still a chance we get a first time winner
>>154727127There's a non 0 chance that Palou spins and crashes during the warm up lap.
>>154727224McLaughlin will do that again don’t you worry
>>154726920>According to numerous press accounts of 1913 Indianapolis 500, By the time Jules Goux took the checkered flag he'd consumed six pints.>He started early, during his first pit stop. Goux, who spoke no English, came in for tires and said: "Donnes moi une bouteille de vin, our je suis fini," which means: "Fetch me a pint of wine, or I'm done.">His pit crew, despite being French (the car was a French-built Peugeot), had no wine on hand, so crewmen "were sent to the grand stand in search" of some. One of the searchers "happened on a party of millionaires from Pittsburgh" who "furnished the excited crew with half a dozen small bottles containing the most select vintage of la belle France.>"Jules saw him coming and, snatching a bottle from him as he reached the track, cracked the neck of the bottle on the retaining wall and permitted its contents to trickle down his throat, whetting his tonsils as it went, then back into his seat he leaped.">The race lasted more than six hours. Goux dominated it. He led more than half the laps and finished 13 minutes ahead of second place.>In the hubub of the victory celebration, as Goux was mobbed by sportswriters, "his first request was for a bottle of wine," the Star reported.
>>154727549What a tank. I’m not here to endorse drunk driving but some people truly are good at it. The good drunk drivers never get caught, and that being said if you don’t know if you’re a good drunk driver, you probably aren’t since you asked. There needs to be a study on a closed circuit with road cars, then race cars to have a baseline.
>>154727549>6 hour raceI envy their time. You do shit when it’s sunny, you do contained shit at night. Repeat.
>>154728771Poor Collet, he had such a good run too.
>>154728771what a bunch of bitches not finding anything wrong with that 10 car
>>154729209the 10 is completely legal and always has been!
>>154729341>sketch factor on the 10 cars legality is at a 10 guys!
The 10 cars cheat is the Alex Palou & Barry Wanser combo. Two of the greatest we will ever see
Bit fucked up that Sato was robbed out of going for pole or at least getting a better postion because AJF cheated
These are are good laugh
