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>>154686510how much money did you lose on Zatdoink?
>>154686520Could anyone from the UFC past or present survive more than 1 round with him? Will his records ever be broken?
>>154686532not as much as those two retards who bet like their entire savings, their houses, and who took out a loan, who then killed themselves when ratlip lost lmao
decent thread
I think we may just see Colby/Khamzat in RAF
*enters thread*
>>154686576Who cares?
WE CANNOT FOLLOW THEM
>>154686583Well, me. I care.
>>154686532none. i did consider taking out a loan to put on him but i didnt because i was well aware that the fight could possibly be rigged. ive been listening to the Fight Back Podcast by Jake Shields. i know how the world really works. im aware of 109 hidden hands if you know what im saying
>>154686581doo just kicked an $80 plate lunch
>khamzat lost to a raped mutilated pink piglet freak
Platinum Mike Perry is going to put the paws on that California fruit loop
woollis looks like joe pyfer
>>154686520gina said she lost 100 pounds...MVP mma ruined her body. 240lbs of pure wmma, lost to the cage. F
>buh buh buh the heckin judges!
>>154686701Nah I saw a pic of her at 240 she looked like shit
>>154686730240 is light. I couldve got her to 270 and fit but she chose to be skinny
>>154686750>>154686701
>>154686581Here in Texas I could have pulled out my .44 magnum and blew this faggot back to Juneteenth if he did this shit to me and wouldn't even get a bad look
Luke Thomas scored 1,3,4 for Zatdaddy.
>>154686778i retract my original statement, and can confidently say id make her 310, and cap the weight there. get her power lifting at that weight and living her best wmma life
>>154686778actually looks cute here with a smile on her face but she looked like shit otherwise, face all puffy, she looked unwell
>>154686581kali muscle?
A gazelle is like a antelope but sharper antlers
>>154686806luke thomas also wakes his wife when he saunters to the fridge every evening to stare into the harsh white light while thinking about what couldve been. when he returns and she asks if everything is alright, he lays down silent, and turns away.
>>154686826because she was filled with pure sexo and needed release
all they have left is noncesar but they know he's dogshit so they can't move on kwab
>>154686581>*leg kicks you*
Main event time at ONE chadpionship
Movdaddy finna spank, spunk, sement and seal the Volbussy
bah gawd thats khabib music!
>>154686923We don't watch that crap here.
>sement
I can't believe people thought lerone murphy was good
>>154686965Tune in mate, you might actually get to see a brazza win.
how to screenshot ONE on primevideo?
The Volbussy was packed and sealed with Slamdaddy semen I fear.
>>154686973magomedkhan magomedovitch magomedov? bum.
>>154686973built for grad rocket
>>154686993It's a voice command. Say "Screenshot"
Gasdaddy finna spackle and spunk this ching chong chomo's chingussy I lament.
>>154687049nah wtf why is it working now
>>154687057Who?
Platinum Ian Garry
gasanov is fucking dogshit lmao
>>154687129last thing Nate sees before he goes unconscious
Jdaddies own you.
if Gina loses I REALLY hope she doesn't gain 80-90 lbs in some sort of sexy depression
>>154686946He said it doesn't look like UFC is going that direction..... Even though he wants to. Looks like Diego Poopes was our only hope to getting Movsar to the title. Maybe we should have rooted for him and given him our energy to defeat Volk.. But our underdeveloped prefrontal cortex, mixed with our inbred DNA stopped us from thinking that far ahead.. We're so pathetic..
>>154687162
>>154687162She's very obviously losing lol shes so flabby they wont show her grandma tummy
>>154687194god DAMN
>>154687194Han my boogee
>>154687194beautiful woman.
Movdaddy holds the key to the pink pigga clitty floodgates
hopefully she wins and settles at this weight
Gino Carano
FACT: Movdaddy is undefeated against pink piglets.
RAPED PIGGYRAPED PIGGY
>>154687238Dana fucked up setting her up with Cyborg
usman nurmagomedov, whatever happened there?
when does john pork fight? are they waiting for him to cycle off or what?
HEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEM LEGGY
holy shit he folded to a leg kickwhat a fucking loser
HEEEEEEEEEEEEEM LEGGGYYYYYYYYYYTOTALBRAZZADEATH
>>154687129Mike actually wants to win Nate is going in there thinking shits sweet I expect a masvidal tier beatdown
>>154687381Shattered his forearm on dwcs never fighting again apparently
>>154687401brazzas have weak legs b this is knownhis other loss is to a heel hook
>NOOOOOOO BRAZZA PLEASE>MY LEG BRAZZA IT HURTS>PLEASE NO HIT ME BRAZZA
that lil brazza fell on his side and curled up lmao
JTB didn't understand a word of english but he understood the 50 thousand baht kek
poor poor gasdaddy
>>15468744550k USD bruv
>>154687448now post that again without the tears in your eyes
gib stream
>>154687456the fuck? didnt know ONE upgraded
>>154687472they always pay 50k you retard they paid 100k bonuses at inner circle you just know FF
>>154687456damn! this Doo is gonna build so many huts in his village
>>154687472always been 50k USD for contracted fighters, sometimes they even give them 100k50 thousand baht is only like a grand as well b, friday fights bonuses are 350k baht
WHAT THE FUCK DANAhttps://www.youtube.com/shorts/BDowy3UCewo>>154686520
>>154687495'nana?
>>154687522sure, what about you, black penis?
>>154687533Bodied that BBC lover.
janny mad I made fun of little china boy who does nothing but call muslim and black men daddy all day?
>I just need bread and water hehe
>>154687533we don't sign our posts here mr penis
Just kissed everyone itt.
>>154687563Muslims are always the most fake 'humble' people alive
Khamzat should be thankful Sean didn't teep his weak brazza legs to cripple him for life
They could’ve contested this at the groundbreaking and body positive Women’s Heavyweight
>>154687563Those are the most retarded looking watches I’ve ever seen. Quite fitting for Islam.
>>154687566What the fuck did Yoel mean by this?
big part of the reason the resident spammy freaks don't watch anything outside of the ufc is how shit brazzas are in other orgs
>>154687564That made me laugh, I hope you sleep well tonight Finbro
>>154686520lmao i thought that was messi
>>154687649you too b *sleems you*
>>154687625ufc needs to card for inactivity but then we'd never see khamzat dry hump a clumsy afrikaaner for half an hour
it's only been 10 months since goob posted a picture of a weight hanging from his meng
Strickland and Pereira are higher on the GOAT list than Khabib
Khabitch isn't even on the list
>>154687751he actually married dee to avoid the fallout ohmysides.gif
>>154687752true as this is khabib will always be better than islam
i wont follow them
Strickpiggy has been on the SA survivor list ever since his Lawrencedaddy spit him like a suckling pig, I fear.
>>154687563Our sexy Slamdaddy is so successful.
>>154687837how can you be this drunk so early in the morning buckfast boy
I hope you guys are taking notes
It took Islam 4 rounds to make JDM cry. It only took Prates 2 rounds to make JDM cry.Levels.
>>154687877i cant speak for that faggot but i started drinking at 5am
Costa just doesn't miss
>>154687884
>>154687900haven't slept consciously in as long as i remember here at cloz hq
>PAULO COSTA IS SO LE FUNNY BECAUSE HE IS ESL JUST LIKE ME O ALGO!!!!
Costa is funny unlike you.
how is spammy still doing the same shit that spammy was doing all yesterday this is some nazi grade amfetamine
Paulo Costa is undefeated against Muslims.
could we not post selfies in the thread?thanks
>>154688019>still seething over Costa exposing SHITZAMATkek
>>154688042wonk'd outa his somalian brain
>>154688059Costurd ducked both his daddy dickdowns, I'm afraid
Costa beats both of those bums
He's afraid.
>>154688066the decree of the almighty is amazingbeit
>>154688073What will your meltdown be when Khamzat moves up to LHW to 'smesh' Costa, only for Costa to permaheem that immuno-deficient inbred retard?One good liver kick or head kick and Khamzat loses the fight.And since he's then embarrassed Kadryov twice, Khamzat and his family will 'mysteriously disappear' just like the last mma fighter Kadryov was favoring lol
Costurd will forever be ducking xher Zatdaddy, I fear.
yeah, he's revved
yjk karim zidane finna substack his nbc guardian article heart out when khamzat disappears
>>154688120You're afraid?
yeah he's afraidhe knows if cumshot moves up to LHW and fights Costa, then Costa will CRUMBLE that pathetic immune system compromised freakthen that pathetic inbred ratlip will get raped by Kadryov before a summary execution
Costurd ducked his Zatdaddy because of a booboo
Well don't be scared nigga hell it's just mma
we cannot do it bros
khumsnot regularly ducks fights because his aids riddled body needs to restsad state of affairs
>>154688179that kadyrov bachi bazi has really taken its toll, not sure its better in the arab emirates
Daddysanya gaped that little piglet slut and xhe's been oinking for Zatdaddy slop ever since, I fear..
Doctor:>Paulo, you cannot fight, I will not clear youCumsock:>brazza I don't fight now, I am raped bitch brazza, please no fight
imagine posting like that
Zatdaddy BODIED that raped piglet.
idk, just kind of makes israel look gay as fuck, which we already knew cuz that nigga kisses his dog on the mouth
>>154688204Silly chimaev started the costaissance
>>154688222>starts the Costaissance>will be ended permanently by the Costaissancehubris ALWAYS strikes back hard...
>>154688226this picture mindbreaks spammy beyond belief
>>154688226DEI piglet "champ".
>>154688240
Daddymaru gaped that lil shota pigga with his 12 inch BBC, I lament.
who is the middleweight champion right now?
imagine a sweaty nina drama, youre welcome.
>>154688264Zatdaddy
Cody Brundage fight day
RAPED MUTILATED PIGLET FREAK
>here's your belt, daddy
Zatdaddy won the fight, only shota piglets and guru shartjeets disagree.
>>154688291oh nooooooo AHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
UFC Fight Night: Brendan Allen vs Paulo Costa
>>154688291>gets beaten>shows respectclass act
>>154688321Yea it was a really cool moment desu thats why helwani had a melty over it
StrickBEAST.
>>154688339white/muslim peace is armageddon for the jews
>>154688291>brazza please, look I give u belt okay? please dont hurt me no more okay? please?
>>154688449
Zatdaddy placed the chastity belt around Shota Pigland's hips to protect her pig bussy from other daddy dickdowns. Xer bacon hole is property of Zatdaddy only.
watch out for that kid named sean
it's uphttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YtyT8-9dBPM
>>154688488We don't watch that fat piggy crap here.
yeah, he's mad
>>154688488watching right now and guru just cant miss
>>154686581Me getting my food kicked out of my hands
>>154688488oh fuck yeah will watch it with breakfast
the female judge scored it for chimaev
>>154686864Haunting imagery, thankyou for this. Chills....
>>154688557she's so fucking hot bro
khalil is level 44 in the cultwhat level are you?heh, that's what I thought...
>>154688590Levels.
Khalil has more knock outs than Khabitch. Food for thought.
If you had to choose one UFC fighter to be your boyfriend who would you pick? For me it's Ateba Gautier
give me a worl boss choon for dancing tommy>>154688575it hurts fr
>>154688559>white woman>betraying white menname a more iconic duo
wmma bamhole
Rousey vs Gina is such an absurd mismatchLiterally a 44 year old bum striker who has been retired from all forms of physical activity for like a decade vs a younger, arguably one of the GOAT female grapplers who has been physically active taking steroids in WWE for years.
pan e bed head u fi bang it bang it againand if yuh tek it as a door yuh slam it againbubble bubble til yuh wetter than a shower headbubble bubble til yuh wetter than a river bedunda water mi hood unda water [x4]
>>154688657>implying
>>154688657it was a spic
>>154688633Hoenstly? Deron Winn
>>154688633maifist and yurchin. Respectively
Has their ever been a fighter in the history of combat sports who could just walk in and do a demolition job on the elite Dagestani wrestlers?Not just surviving the wrestling and winning on points just someone who does a complete demolition job on them
>>154688677What song is this b it sounds good
>>154688678>>154688679Oh yuck.>brown woman>scoring it for the nonwhite
>>154688710Ryan Hall
>>154688710Alex did that to lil ank, though debatable if you categorize lil ank as elite dagi wrestler
shower beers hit hard
>>154688710Tang Kai did that a couple hours ago
>>154688747*elite
BAW GOOD look at the size of Magumbo's big roided bojangles!
Been a full blown alcoholic for nearly a year and stopped yesterday, life is so fucking boring and grim without alcohol
>>154688755the only truly elite dagi wreslter was khabib
>>154688714underwater b vybz was especially horny during the prison years
>>154688710>>154688722>B-BIG AN..ACK!
>>154688804damn lil ank was begging for his life there
why can't the little sissy brazzas grow moustaches?low T?
>>154688513Poor Raja.. He's going to LA county... One of the worst shitholes we have, housing like 20k inmates. A pakibong might think "haha no prison for raja!" but believe me, everyone in LA county prays for the day they can get to Prison. Raja will be jumped and raped.. Very badly. It's not good.
>>154688766Congrats on stopping. That shit is dangerous alone b.
>>154688777Thanks b I like this song
>>154688766Now here's a guy who knows a thing or two about dulling the pain!
I think I'm bouta go stricko mode. That's slang for going psycho.It's named after UFC Fighter Sean Strickland who is a twisted psychopath.
the motorcycle killed that kidfrank had nothing to do with itthose machines are unpredictable
>>154688886you're forgetting about the other kid he killed
ngannou's motorcycle hits like a ford escort
Killer Ngannou
>>154688811>BRAZZA WHAT YOU MEAN TIRE SHOP? WHAT TIRE SHOP BRAZZA? I NOT SAY ANYTHING ABOUT A TIRE SHOP PLEASE BRAZZA WHY YOU MAD? PLEASE NO! STO...ACK!
>>154688677causes utter devastation in the life of jon jones
why doesnt someone make their nickname 'the levels'? theres not one fighter on tapology with that nickname when he could be out there showing levels with the nickname the levels.
>>154688892his lil hap?I'm guessing that he had it coming
de witch doctah say a sacrifice kobe a fi get moa banana fo de mudhut abeg
Ngannou looks in good spirits and with a smile on his face for someone who recently killed an actual child
Ngannou is ducking Dana White
there are no traffic laws in nigeria
I only care about octagonal preformance. I dont care waht fighters do outside of the cage.
>>154688906Why hasn't there been a fighter with the nickname "level 1" and after each win he changes it to level 2, level 3, level 4 etc. But for every loss he changes back a level.
He killed her so Kobe could have a wife in heaven. Any father would have done the same.
>>154688926he ran over the girl in Cameroon you fewl
John "Level 0" DoeRecord: 15 fights, 15 losses
John "Level 1" DoeRecord: 16 fights, 1 win, 15 losses
Chimeav is close friends with a terrorist dictator Chimeav is friends with literal terroristsChimeav has called himself a terrorist numerous times Chimeav has said he will commit acts of terrorism
>>154688941oh shit! let me check...oh wait, it's the exact same thing
John "Level 2" DoeRecord: 17 fights, 2 wins, 15 losses
imagine francis with a helicopterimagine the carnage
John "Level 1" DoeRecord: 18 fights, 2 wins, 16 losses
John "Level 4" DoeRecord: 24 fights, 6 wins, 18 losses
lol he's still pretty worked up even with no one talking to him
i know francis ngannou from the sand mines and i can assure you, he's a piece of shit. he would just pretend to dig.
I genuinely wonder what level of crime famous people or influencers can commit and then have people forget about it a few months later?Tyson raped a woman Raja beat a man almost to deathJon jones hit a pregnant woman with a car Kobe raped a woman Wait…… I’m seeing a pattern emerging
Ngannou is the chairman of PFL Africa put some respect on his name
>>154688985>shoots on a dude who's apology he already accepted>paki thinks it is perfectly okay to betray your word within mere hours and nearly beat a man into a comakek
>>154688960Just witnessing the awe of Zatdaddy is considered an act of terrorism against petrified pink piglets.
>>shoots on a dude who's apology he already accepted>>paki thinks it is perfectly okay to betray your word within mere hours and nearly beat a man into a coma>kekRajadaddy owns ya.
spammy has trouble sleeping since ratlip's humiliating loss...
>>154686520So is this the TKO general? Looks like we're back /wwe/chads
Honestly? Chamzat was never good.
>>154686520MESSI MESSI MESSI MESSI
Zatdaddy deformed and mutilated the shota bussy.
>>154689102ONE MORE RUN
>>154689116UGLY PIGLET DISFIGURED WONK NOSED FREAK!NO WONDER HE LOST THE BELT!
Zatdaddy>superficial bruisesShota pigland>broken nose, broken hand, broken bussyZatdaddy won.
>>154689105he was one of the best fighters besides the two kings of the 10 year drickland era. there were perhaps just 5 or more fighters better than him.
this poo making the canadian flag look pretty badrip to the malottchads who are probably sleeping rn
>>154689144>broken noselooked fine after 2 days, unlike khamzats disgusting mutilated, slow healing, immuno-deficient piglet face>broken handnope, but Sean's shoulder was injured before the fight, so khamzat got spared not getting KO'd>broken bussyYeah, cumslut really did get his bussy broken, even spread it WIDE for STRICKBEAST
Zatdaddy raped DricPig 50-43
mingespaffer in the thunder and heatmingespaffer knock you back in your seatmingespaffer and i'll make it come truemingespaffer i'll put a spell on you
Strickland beat Hamzat and Dricbeast beat Strickland so Dricbeast is the best of the 3
I've never fought cumsock so you can't for sure say I wouldn't beat him, can you?checkmate
Nate Marquardt would kill Bumzat, Strickraped, and Du Pussy in the same night
>>154689249the great
>>154689177>50-43False.
>>154689278You're right, Danadaddy scored it 50-41 for Zatdaddy. That lil raped piglet only got 9 in one round
no te metas con mi cucú (cucú)no te metas con mi cucú (cucú)yo sé que tienes tu mujer (cucú)así que deja mi cucú (cucú)si me pongo pantalones (cucú)o me golpeo detrás (cucú)nunca falta los mirones (cucú)como tú y lo demás (cucú)
I'd bet the house on francis but my sportsbook doesn't even have the card
If you think about it Strickland is 1-0 vs Chimaev, Chimaev is 1-0 vs DDP, but DDP is 2-0 vs Strickland, so DDP is actually 2-1 vs Chimaev.
>>154689361that's impossible cain freakin' velasquez was at the face offs call them and make sure
>>154689433yeah they confirmed it, they also said you're gay, sorry
how the fuck did they know
>>154688937But some fighters gain levels in defeat. Sometimes even more levels. If you lose back to back you def lose some levels. Or if you get heemed. If you get caught, do you really lose levels vs getting dominated? Some say yes, others say no and many undecided.
who gives a fuck
>>154689187The cheese'n'meat slop really did a number on Jorge of the Street Jungle
>>154689596Those of us who possess levels. So not you.
need to hang out with wmma in an hour and i am unshowered
>>154689667What's xer name?
>>154689667You can't shower within an hour? You must be stinkyyyyy
>90 days in jail for attempted murderraja won
>>154686581Based*ascends to mancave to prepare for Allen/Costa*
DC and Jon Jones couldn't keep it together after hearing Khamzat Chimaev's laugh
>>154687129the last thing you see before getting heemed in a random fast food restaurant in orlando
>they say his punches are like a kawasaki hitting a 17 year old girl at full speed in cameroon
Picks for UFCslop or MVPslop?
>Ronda vs Gina promos outviewing Usyk vs RicoRico is such an anti-draw bros..
Khalil and Rockhold were very salty about Strickland beating Khamzat
>>154689993>UFC poor arnold... poor santos... poor juan... poor edwards... poor cuamba.... poor khaos>Poor MVP...poor perry... poor ngubu... poor gina...
>>154686793I just see White Americans getting charged with provocation and murder whenever they use a gun against a black.
>>154690144Hey mate can you please stop impersonating me?
>The has not bee a single WMMA main event booked for at least the first half of 2026This is NOT okay
give me your honest thoughts on temu /heem/
>>154690232Ummm have you seen tomorrow's mvp main event? Kinda the biggest fight of the year... sorry chuddie
>>154690272i really wish ronda were even mildly attractive. still, i think i'll be able to goon to gina.
Nate Diaz looks in great shape. Title run starts now.
Strickland beat cumguts. Cumguts lost. Everything Strickland said about cumguts and his cult is true. Mark's the beginning of the end for the inbred fighters and their dry humping style (massive faggots).
>>154689774That's unsurprising. Blacks in America are a highly protected class. Putting a man into a fucking coma and still punching him, all for 90 days and a fine. In another case that's an easy 8 years. Zero consequence to their actions. They cannot control their actions. So those actions inevitably continue. Free reign over society for a group that literally act like chimps.
>>154690476I got into the sport because of Khabib. Still not ready to accept this but it's becoming harder for me to ignore and disagree.
>>154690237
>>154690237Most modern chinese products are a form of fourth generation warfare. Probably laced with lead.
>SECURES the TAKEDOWN (immediately)>TKOs the BRAZILIAN schizo>RETAINS the LINEAL TITLE>INSTILLS the FEAR in JONES>REMAINS the nGOATGODbuchills...
I noticed a little something at the weigh ins from our lovely Gina Carano
>>154690560scared lead intolerant bitch
>>154690554Their humble nice guy shit is all fake. Their wrestling is extremely boring and shouldn't be rewarded, control time isn't damage based. They're backed by the UFC and judges because Dana is a greedy pig who wants to get the muslim market. Strickland winning was the worst case for them because of this. Ragged on muslims then beat him lmao. UFC is dog shit now.
What are we watching tonite. Should I take picks for UFC or MVP?
>>154690651More for you b
>>154690782Fat hands typed this message
>>154690795maybe put on a bonus pick for gina/ronda but why
>>154690644the ring girls' had more muscle than gina smdh
If he wins does he become the lineal heavyweight champ?
>>154690644she looked seriously depleted and it made me sick. middle aged women losing weight is always horrific, it adds at least 10 years of wall damage. i hope honda heems her now
>>154690926Yes
Belel should be cut
Gina probably has piles
>taking on Holloway after a 5 year layoff>at 170lbsGooby finna wrestle. Its ogre.
>>154690914she's 44 years old
>>154691693don't talmbout heemorrhoids b
>>154691818apparently gooby wants it to be 3 rounds
>>154691818Apparently gooby is pushing for a three round main event. Unc is so cooked, guess he thinks he can out strike max over three rounds.
>>154692109>>154692115Forge Stout bots in overdrive
:O
No ufc picks?
>>154691818Dana said that there are no negotiations with McGregor This is likely rumors coming purely out of Conor's camp to pressure the UFC
Arnold Allen vs. Melquiael CostaDooho Choi vs. Daniel SantosMalcolm Wellmaker vs. Juan DiazModestas Bukauskas vs. Christian EdwardsTimmy Cuamba vs. Bernando SopajNikolay Veretennikov vs. Khaos WilliamsFine UFC it is
>>154692507Not watching this crap>>154692820Also not watching this crap
>>154691818apparently gooby is demanding it be a 1 round sleem match
Jannies are on the TKO pay roll
Spike Kobe into a wood chipper
>>154692820no MVP picks?
Pretty wild to think about how nobody knew how to fight until around 2010. Makes it pretty tough to enjoy action flicks from before that time.
>>154693045Ari said no
>>154693103Did the Janny delete the post? I was being lazy and was gonna get up to finally post my picks :(
>>154693103come on m8 variety is the spice of life and all thatpoofc is going to get fuck all picks too
>>154693288Picksbong already made the anchor post it got deleted
>>154693182>>154693321I deleted it>>154693288Every fight besides Perry/Diaz has a +600 favourite, it's not a very interesting card to pick in hindsight
>>154693407booooooooooooooring
we are here https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HZsCTkBV524
>>154691818Poor Max. I hope he is wise enough not to get strung along for a year or more like Chandler was.
>>154692820CostaChoiWellmakerBukauskasSpoajKhaos
>>154691818hope Holloway heems him
>>154693569I hope Gooby actually makes it to the octagon, and isn't just shitposting to boost wiskey sales.
>>154692820Give us Jake Pauldaddy picks, we're not watching this crap!
How do you go from this?
To this?
>>154693674DC and some fighters said that gooby is actually serious this time, also with him becoming a Chrisfag now I actually can see itthen when he gets heemed he will back to alcoholism and snorting coke like a madman
>>154693790He should try being addicted to good pussy like merab
>>154693790Performatively becoming christian seems trendy among alcoholic degenerates these days, I just don't believe it.
>>154692820"Rowdy" Arnold Allen "The Kid from Stockton" Doo Ho Choi Malcolm "The Predator" Wellmaker "The Mbappe of MMA" Modestas Bukauskas Timmy "Cigano" Cuamba "The Ass-Kicking Machine" Nikolay Veretennikov
>these days aren't there examples of this in the bible itself
>me to wonks
>>154693992Burns is looking for you btw
>>154694111Wow. Chills
>>154694111lol and very based fuck turku and fuck helsinki
wtf it's rael
>>154694175are max is making moves b he paid respects to the boss (Jon Jones) and now he gets the connections
Read some anime books about a Finnish lad named Simo Häyhä
>>154694198Honestly? Respect
I sent burns to heem the fin posters
>gina lost 100lbsa travesty if you ask me
Read some anime books by a Finnish lad named Tom of Finland
Are finland and Gilbert squashing the beef?
Sadly Tom is from Bongland I fear. I shan't let you besmirch Finland.
his name wasnt tom of britain was it? retard
Peepin Piglet Tom has you worked I lament.
Sources: Burns beside himself. Driving around downtown Tampere begging (thru texts) Finland's family 4 address to Finlands home
>>154692820>Arnold Allen>Daniel Santos>Malcolm Wellmaker >Modestas Bukauskas>Bernando Sopaj>Nikolay Veretennikov
>>154692820CostaChoiWellmakerBukaskasSoppajNikolay
>>154692820We are not watching this slop make MVP picks
>>154694576>Tampere >familybarking up several wrong trees is ole gilbert
why did dj(demetrious johnson) have a little blackie meltdown over strickland winning?
>>154693955Yeah, christianism is the new cryptoscam it seems
I'm not watching any of that crap let me know when it's the Lil Donnie card. I'll be heeming my meng to pawg milfs until such a date.
>>154694678He hates Strickland thats about it
who tf is dj
doos are actually picking doo to win
>>154690644You just know that thing stinks all to fuck with her body's hormonal situation right now.>>154694111>>154694175Noticed a weird amount of South Americans going to Finland lately.
Alexander GustafssonDominic ReyesDaniel Cormier
>>154694779Mike Chandler's conceptual forth child
>>154694793Ice Cage is the future man
>>154694678He has an inferiority complex about white people
>>154694793i thank chatri that i live far from the tourists tbdesu about it except the asians i wish they would come here we also have lakes and free accommodation if needed ;)
>>154694741Dee Williams should be a white house ring girl
>>154694807on paper you feel bad for iron mike then you see and hear him and it sublimates away
Going to put a meaty 4 cheese pizza in the oven soon
Gina belongs in my bed, not in a cage fight
>Checked that today's main is Allen vs Costa>Excited thinking it was Brandon Allen vs Paulo Costa>Turns it its Arnold Allen and some Brazilian with Michael Jackson diseaseIts better than nothing i suppose
>>154694878One of the the best five tool players in the game b. A hall of fame shoe in fer sure. A talent that has bridged generations and still has many seasons left.
>>154694955send me location
>>154694955Only one pizza? We're on a diet now?
Tool player, heh
candlestick polisher if you will
>>154695044honestly yes i even started gym again
Merab should start listening to jumpstyle
Dana just rolled over for MVP. Sad!
Only pole puller coming close to Dee is of course the greatest player to ever do it, Gianna Michaels. A dominance in the league that even Jon Jones would be envious of.
>>154691818he grapplemogged him the the first time. I think he can do it once more.
>>154695132Good on you b. Can't call you MFP anymore.
>>154692820CostaChoiWellmakerBukauskasSopajVeretennikov
>Francis Ngannou slimeout?>Perry Diaz brawl?>Gina Carano milkers?>No thanks, I'll be tuning into the Meta™ Apex™ tonight, how about that doodoo chong am I right!?
>>154692820AllenSantosWellmakerBukauskasCuambaVeretennikov
Wellmaker is a racist ass last name you might as well have called him Cottonpicker or Cornshucker
You think Mike Chandler is subscribed to Blacked and Mylf?
>>154695553It's the same as being called Smith, Tailor, or Shoemaker.
>>154695721All of those are like skilled trades not digging a goddamn hole
As an ex Muslim I realize khabib was super overrated. It felt like he was the goat at the time but his resume is abdolute garbage.
>>154695771You go dig a 70ft deep, 3ft wide hole and see if you survive the process
haven't heemed meng this much in forever gina is working her magic
>>154695832Might as well be jerking to a Skyrim draugrShe looks like she's becoming a lich
>>154695894as the resident minge crusher i have no idea what any of that means
jerking to BBL Pereira
>>154696049
>>154696062This could be you.
>could be
>>154696150"Sugar" Sean O'Malley
THREE WMMA bouts? Based Dana
>>154696290its literally a filler card. dana has chose to lay down and concede this weekend to netflix
Jake Paul big bro'd Dana so hard
>>154696391I was being sincere. WMMA is better than moid shitter battles
>>154692820MelquiSantosWellmakerBukausksCuambaVeretennikov
>Conor Mcgreggor vs Dustin Porrier>Jul 10, 2021no fucking wayfive years ago...?
>>154696514Time is a flat circle
brock lesnar would probably heem aspinall
>>154692820Make the MVP pick prediction you coward. We aren't watching doo doo we are watching the MVP card
>>154696021>He doesn't use Skyrim smesh goth zoomettesngmi I dobefearit
I got raped by a purple belt.
>>154693082pankratists from 2-3 thousand years ago would fuck up modern fighters
StrickGOD.
>>154697012That fucking wind up hammer fist they did hits so much harder than any other punch I can throwBut it makes sense. It's literally the mechanics of swinging a blunt weapon, just applied to your fist.
Some day love will find you, break those chains that bind you
>>154692820>Arnold Allen>Dooho Choi >Malcolm Wellmaker>Modestas Bukauskas>Bernando Sopaj>Khaos Williams
soooo... Ilia was like Poatan's Stand on that interview?
Ronda Rousey vs. Gina CaranoNate Diaz vs. Mike PerryFrancis Ngannou vs. Philipe LinsSalahdine Parnasse vs. Kenny CrossJunior dos Santos vs. Robelis DespaigneNamo Fazil vs. Jake BabianAdriano Moraes vs. Phumi NkutaJason Jackson vs. Jeff CreightonDavid Mgoyan vs. Albert MoralesAline Pereira vs. Jade Masson-WongChris Avila vs. Brandon Jenkins
>>154692820Bro it's legendary MVP fight night get this shit out of here you wanker
picksfaggot is too pussy to try something newi suggest we boycott
>>154697489YOU make the mpv picks
>>154697516>mpvmvp* lol
We can't follow them
Joe Rogan reminds me of that faggot who stops a car and tells them their big gulp is on the roof before they drive away and it spills making it funny
Joe Rogan is the type of faggot to have gay sex
My first MMA bet was on Pelé in Jungle Fight
>>154696290hopefullys dc's prospect loses I hate nepotism and favor hires.
Should I jerk off during the Alice Ardelean fight or Gina Carano?
Im thinking brundage gets a w here
Im fuken poing atm ama omg
>>154697489Dont talk shit about picksbro you useless cunt at least he gives back to this community unlike you
>>154698008you couldn't go wrong either way but Alice ison before Gina so there's that
Aspinall is unheemable
>>154697968>dc's prospectwho
>>154697006one man's aki is another man's belt akhi
>>154698132tommy gantt
But 10 bucks on costa to win after 2.5 rounds and 10 on rhonda to win in 1st round. Let's see if I hit one
i posit to heem that dc is a great big fatass who gets increasingly drunk at work
i posit to heem that jon jones is a homosexual
i can posit my balls on your forehead
Me and Sean Strickland are very similar.We are both WHITE We are both RIGHTWINGWe are both BASEDWe could both KICK YOUR ASSAnd many more!Oh, little, little boy, so pathetic, so lame! What's it like being a DORK!? Something I will never know.And if you want to know what I look like, imagine Pericic, but about TEN TRILLION TIMES MORE MASCULINE THAN EVEN HE.Heh, catch ya later, DORK!>*stays in thread*
Jon Jons is gay!?jon Jjones is gaaaaayyyyyy!!Jon Jones issgay?JJon joooooooonnnnnneeeeesss is gaaaaaaaaayyy!!
>>154698591you are somali!?you are somaliiiiiiii!!!you aresomali!?yyyou aaaaaare sooooomaliiiiii!!!
>>154698639You hope.
>>154692820AllenChoiWellmakerBukauskasSopajWilliams
>AAAAND NEEEEEEEEW
>>154698677very disrespectful
Phillipe Lins is older than Ngannou
Philipe Lins never ran over a girl with his motorcycle in Cameroon
Phillipe Lins never left his mum in a mudhut after becoming a millionaire
I was watching an episode of Firing Line with William F. Buckley, produced by the Hoover Institution.It was an episode about taxation, and at one point the host, Buckley, referred to taxes paid by Jon Jones. I was stunned, for the episode had been filmed in the early 1980s—well before Jon Jones was even born.Wanting to go directly to the source, I mailed a letter to the television show’s listed address: P.O. Box 5966, Columbia, S.C. 29250. I inquired how they could possibly discuss Jones’s taxes when he had yet to come into existence. After waiting several months with no reply, I decided to contact the Hoover Institution instead.Though reaching the institution was easier thanks to its online presence, I still received no response. Frustrated, I headed to my local library, where the female staff know me well (and, I believe, are even somewhat partial to me). The most intelligent and learned of the librarians—a grey-haired octogenarian with a slight dowager’s hump—suggested that the host, Buckley, was likely using the name “Jon Jones” (or perhaps “John Jones,” as she put it) as a placeholder for the common man. It was not the MMA fighter at all, she explained, but rather a fictitious everyman, a nobody who might be anybody.I was stunned, but deeply appreciative of the help I had once again received from my local library.
>>154698861How did they know Jon Jones was a nobody
Oh fer suure bappa
>>154692820Melk CostaDaniel SantosMalcolm WellmakerModestas BukauskasBernando SopajKhaos Williams
Supposed to go to the netflix card tonight but my wife decided to be a bitch so I'm definitely not taking her and I dont know I dont know if I want to go at all.
>>154698976Niggas like this judge Dana for keeping his bitch in line
>>154698976Just watch it at home and cuddle with her
>>154699126I never judged Dana for that.
>>154698976If your bottom bitch is acting up just take your sidepiece
sean r strickland is not my champion
>>154691818Conor is still a small lightweight compared to the lightweight roster. Conor simply has good aesthetic genetics where his muscular proportions stay intact even when he's high bodyfat.
Imagine if they got a bunch of fighters from different martial arts and had them fight. Wild!
is this the best day of mma ever?
Sean Strickland is OUR champion :)
>>154699413>jabs body>chang misses the sloppy embarrassing hook>jabs the body>nothing happensgood one retard
>>154698976why you don't go by yourself
>>154699639you and the rest of your raped victim organization yea
Idea: fighters wear shock collars at the press conferences that go off whenever the phrase "Saturday" is spoken
Sean Strickland was not raped.
>>154699660Thinking about it.
>>154699719What do you call those close split ddecision losses to DDP then?
>>154699742Professional Mixed Martial Arts bouts.
Picksbong has been paid off by Ari Emmanuel
>>154692820Arnold Allen Dooho Choi Malcolm Wellmaker Modestas Bukauskas Timmy Cuamba Khaos Williams
>>154699814ooooohhh ok
Ariel helwani was right about strickland
ariel "tiny hat" helwani and sean r strickland two lovers bound by the fate of ruining ufc
yeah b cause ratlps 25 minute hugfests were the bees knees
>>154699999holy
>>154686559Your daddy got fucked by Poirier and Khabib at once.
>>154699999sorry you get ptsd when you see men on top of others. take it up with your victim support group buddy
the muzzies still haven't gotten over it i fear
haven't seen this much clitty calamity after a win in so long sean "tarzan" strickland really revs "them" all up
Why do we use tranny terminology on this forum?
Just took a vile Meta in the Apex
>>154700170because theres nothing wrong with a girl that has a cute penis
>>154700170MMA became very popular with Muslims when Khabib was around and unfortunately there are a lot of them posting here.
>>154699999OWOWWOWOWOW Beautiful get Ratlips to the grave after Danis embarassed him
cloz is falling for a jeeta bappas
reverence to Allah is a lesson that applies very well to fighting. sean only obeys daddy dick. he bit the pillow while paramount did their bidding so the judges awarded him a false championship. time will right this wrong
not a lighter toned one either
chatri help me
There was only ever one good poster on /heem/ and they fucking killed him
khamzat chimaev went to decision with sean strickland and LOST and there's nothing you can ever do to change that
>theywow i can't even rn
>>154700298Charlie kirk? Apparently he was a fan of Steve garcia
>>154700322I think they blew up charlies neck with a mini bomb, who would do this?
>>154700298jokes on you he's NOT dead
we are chimaev we will carry the flame
>>154700466kek
>>154692820Arnold AllenDaniel SantosMalcolm WellmakerModestas BukauskasBernando SopajKhaos Williams
>>154700322Charlie Kirk was big on lanky snipers like Israel
>>154700472hey are you the Finn who went to watch hockey yesterday? was it the worlds? did you see Connor brown score?
>>154700543no b i was watching IC then passed out in my clothes at home
>>154700554oh? oh well.
Allah let paramount take the belt from chimaev to wake up the young people and bring them to him
ugh going to have to miss the poohfc to go to a eurovision party
Allah isn't real
I'm a new born muslim
My TV is showing my that prelims start in 1.5 hrs but Google says half an hourWhich is it?
>>154700821half a bong
>>154700821Do you live on a time zone change?
OKTAGON Main Event up next
we don't watch that shit
>>154692820>Arnold Allen>Dooho Choi>Malcolm Wellmaker>Modestas Bukauskas>Bernando Sopaj>Khaos Williams
Allen vs CostaFire Works
>>154700945Sure hope it does i need to cook
>>154692820>>154700942>Arnold Allen>Dooho Choi>Malcolm Wellmaker>Modestas Bukauskas>Bernando Sopaj>Khaos Williams
>>154700857>>154700848Thanks I think they're only showing part of prelims. No big deal
>>154700977prelims start in 20 bings mate but it's wmma first so call it 40
>>154692820Dont you always only do main card fights? Veretennikov vs Williams is prelims according to tapology
the netflix ufc card starts in about a hour and a half
Predictions for Ngannou vs Philip?
>>154700997tapology don't know shit
>>154700997UFC website and ESPN both have it on the main card
>>154701011>>154701019aight i believe you nigel
>>154701008I think ngannou takes a dive because he fucked over a lot of people with his pfl shit
>>154701008why attach a selfie to ask a question?
we getting a new thread or what
>>154701068Joint MVP/UFC gamey?
MVP IN 1 BONG https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=965oTnssqi4
>>154701161Shan't be sharing a gamethread with ufc sloppers
>>154701068>>154701161yea make it real fucking gay and stupid since that's what you are clearly
the freak that gets revved by gamethreads is back
yall watching tonights heem?
DC on commentary lets go!
poofc dogshit gaypex warehouse slop is live
>>154692820AllenDooWellmakerBukkake SolajKhaos
why doesnt DC get on that GLP stuff?
>>154701330LESS GOO BABEH
>>154701339Kills your drive and he probably enjoys food
Any tv stations that show the prelims or only on fight pass?
>>154701367Freestreams is high quality rn
>>154701381nice lookin mudhut b
>>154700145Stop posting this fuck ass anime girl
i'm making the gamethread give me 20 minutes
WMMAMMA
>>154701381>>154701367My bro has IPTV but no laptop lmao
I will jerk off to this fight.
>>154701492>>154701492>>154701492
>>154701465Found a Russian tv station thx
>>154692820allenchoiwellmakerbukauskusopajwilliam
>>154692820Melquiael CostaDooho ChoiJuan DiazModestas BukauskasBernando SopajNikolay Veretennikov
