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justice for the knightsjustice for mcnabbjustice for tortsjustice for mitchmost importantly justice for carter hart
>avs v habskino>knights v canesslop
kleb, kleb KLEB KLEBKLEB
>>154689532And what would Justice for these look like in your eyes, my friend?
>>154689515umm
>>154689588apologies and the ottawa senators' first round pick
I picked the least desirable teams to win and my prediction was pretty accurate so far except for Tampa
If MTL wins I am going to eat a MTL steak and cheese with extra onionIf BUF wins I am going to eat a bullet wby?
for me it's hoping the sabies win
>>154689665they've been infected with josh allen's cuck energy, not happening
>>154689665i like the sabie dabie sabie
my Canucks will be back next year
>>154689860yes they will be, fren
:)))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))
>>154690265>Homorado Basedalance
>>154690265
the mildcuck is hereBRACE THE GATE
>>154689665post the image again
>>154689532What is it about knights fans that make them whiny homos
>>154690265millennials killed the beard
watch out for bears if you are in the woods this summer
this needs to happenthis HAS to happen or im fuckin done with gary
>>154691218it's him or mckenna, and i think everyone agrees he's the better fit. toronto has to pick the canadian for the money.i wonder who'll get assigned as his team boyfriend
>>154691218
>McAcne>McAssist>McAutism>McBaby>McBeta>McBitch>McBottom>McBroken>McBTFO>McBussy>McBusted>McCooked>McCry>McCrybaby>McCuck>McDogshit>McDick>McDiva>McDive>McEliminated>McExhausted>McFaggot>McFlop>McFolded>McFraud>McFruitcake>McFrustrated>McGaunt>McGay>McGolf>McHomo>McInvisible>McJobber>McJustNotReadyYet>McKWAB>McLabamba>McLoser>McManadvantage>McMuffin>McNineteenNinety>McNothingBurger>McOverrated>McOverworked>McPowerplay>McPussy>McQueen>McRefbabby>McRegularseason>McRetard>McSecondary>McSelfish>McShit>McSilver>McSissy>McStatpad>McTantrum>McTard>McTired>McToddler>McTrash>McWashed>McWhiner>McZoomer
Gary should have a few players change their numbers to 67 so then he can sell more jerseys
>>154691273i...i honestly think that if it happens, Will might get cucked...
>>154689532Yeah, they should be exiled like knights of old for insubordination.
>>154691218they need a defenseman so they are picking Reid
>>154691664Only cool zoomers not any washed up uncs
Huomenta
Good morning /hoc/my dabres better win tonight
>>154693438They will. Gary needs his Eastern sunbelt team to be as rested as possible for their free trip to the Cup finals
hows the jewish population in Quebec
>>154693596Thriving in Montreal
lmao Montreal is known for its bagels
>>154693613good :)
>>154693642And smoked meat :)
just did my second chayka of the day
>>154691661me in the top left :)
don't go to /iihf/ its STINKS like finns and swedes
Need coffee to take my morning celebrini bros. Should we medium or dark roast
if you are not fat are you even a real sports fan?
>>154694184dark. should I take 110 or 300 mg of caffeine before deadlifting today?
>>154694227>deadliftingdumb faggot lol
>>154694272fine then. what should i take before doing my pull day?
>>154694227Idk bro I'm built like a twink, 330mg I guess? Seems like a lot though
>Canadiens
>sips Have a fun day frens! There’s exciting hockey tonight
>people will think Montreal is good now after fluking against post-prime Tampa and Memeabres
>>154694485Retard.
>>154694301There is nothing you can take to count-act the permanent damage you are doing to your discs
>>154694326Then 110 it is
>>154694639that's why I only trap machine deadlift like mcdavid
how many tonight?
>>154694771mcdavid doesnt lift. he stays in shape through interpretive dance
>>154694639Post body
>>154694639My ps2/360 games were always super fucked up looking but they worked fine
>>154694995
Habs will probably win tonight but they'll lose miserably against the Canes
>>154695272canes haven't face a challenging opponent all playoffs.
>>154694956There’s footage of him trap machine deadlifting 5pl8 as a prospect. He can definitely bench 3pl8
>>154695511what about this guy
>its always the leaf posting weird shitHuh. What not having a cup does to niggas
>>154695490You think the Habs can put up a decent fight against the Canes?
>>154695719I think the habs will win
>>154695234Achievable natty?
>laffs
>>154695888Marner is planning on the parade
just posting a couple flames maniacs (flamiacs)
why is no one talking about the skoda cup? our babyboy captain has 2 goals in the 2nd period
My Sabres are getting cup this year retards
>>1546961280/10 bait
>>154696091bulju scored for binlan
>>154696128>jobbing to the >hasbGaybres are getting exposed as frauds by another fraudulent team. You love to see it.
>>154696091it's against fucking italy
for me it's paul albert
>>154696011they are Oilers fans
>>154696235they should get that lady coach from the Krakens
>>154696154>>154696199Cope. Hasbeens ain't past this round
>>154696163bulju is leading the whole tourney with 4 points in 2 games
>>154696235bitchonnette is actually pretty perfect for the >laffs desu. insufferable """""""personality""""""" for an insufferable team and insufferable fans (aside from vegass and dullass)
>>154696344Pulju was the proto Slafkovsky, excepted he got ruined instead of improved by his club.
farter shartone isn't built for the big stage get that nigga out of there
>>154696384There's still time for him to bust, don't be too sure.
>>154696128They’re getting eliminated tonight. Habs have their number
this cope kék
The easy and sure way to beat the Hasb is simply being violent and not a pussy.Notice how Tampa kicked their ass everytime there was a fight but when they softened up Habs started winning?
>>154689532fpbpyou can't hate the media enough
>>154696199>laffs
>>154689532Vegas were the good guys all along then? Dare I say, /ourguys/ even
>>154696588good guys and /ourguys/ are completely different concepts
>>1546964990 points from slaf the next game
>>154696489>over exaggerated I hate when people say this, as if there is an acceptable amount of exaggeration but it's now gone too far. You don't need the word over bozos figure it out
torts obviously rape corrected marner. im just wondering if it was his finger, a hockey stick, or what
>>154696380cringe amount of babytalk in this post
Canada is unbeatable with Celebrini as captain. If Mcdavid was captain the Italians would probably be winning
>>154696641>laffs
My take on the playoff beard traditionI'm a trans woman with depression that often limits my ability to take care of myself, and sometimes I get stuck in a loop of not shaving, making me dysphoric, worsening depression, and thus keeping me from shaving. The playoff run has led me to come up with my own silly take on growing a playoff beard where I do my best to shave the day of any game. Habs are 3-1 on days I've remembered to shave, too, so I'm going to claim it works. I'm sure other people have more exciting traditions, but it's something I'm proud of and wanted to share nonetheless. Go Habs Go!!
>>154696384MSL could do wonders with Bulju. Bring the retard in Montreal. I'll give him my sister as a wife.
>>154696704
>>154696489>they're not taking over they're just cucking us out of all the good seats and are louder than usInteresting cope
>>154696672bedard would bail him out
>>1546963445 points*
>>154696588They are the official chud team
lil bedsy is cute :)
>>154693949just to to work and feel one brewing. might have to take a break soon
>>154695719the canes that have gone 1-16 in their past conference finals appearances?
>>154696618based
fuck the leafs
>>154697004
why is marchand so gay?
Morning /hoc/
made pizza rolls in the air fryer
>>154696704wtf
>>154697169got a pidser warming up rn
>>154697169>>154697177enjoy
Fraser Minten was Play of the Game vs Sweden. > Acquired from the Toronto Maple Leafs for defenseman Brendan Carlo, with 15 percent of his salary retained, they maximized the return with a 2026 first-round pick, and a 2025 fourth-round pick attached to the prospect. Laffs masterclass.
>>154697115it's real !!
>forecast calls for sunny and high of 22>its raining and 14 BULLSHIT
It's 71 degrees F in Buffalo
KAPLAN TITTIES UNLEASHED
>>154696641>tf>tpyeah she mad
>>154697403those artisanal bagels weren't for nothing boys
>>154696605Why not both desu
my god i want to sexually harass her
utterly mogging younger women
...hockey?
>>154697468rapidly balding goblin women actually
>>154697494kwab true
We dont do hockey in hoc newfag
>>154697177What toppings fren?
She looks like Gary.
must-win game tonight 2bh
we need a new schizo gimmick guy
>>154697403
>>154697507just pepperoni
>>154697468/hoc/ has moved into its summer blogging stage. Soon we’ll be sharing music and fitness plans
I want to try tiger tail ice cream but don't want to commit to a whole carton of it in case I hate it
>>154697636my music plans are to listen to 90s alternative and fittin-ess dick in yo mouth
>>154697549be the change you want to see int he world
>>154697403>>154697423>>154697434>>154697446>going this crazy over that little cleavageBrother...
luv me a habs girlie
>hockey tonightthank god
Something tells me the Sabres must win if they want to avoid elimination...
>>154697694>fittin-ess dick in yo mouthKek
game 6 is a must win imo
>>154697831>>154697856Purile takes. It's obvious that they need to win in order to avoid elimination, but if it doesn't provide solutions for doing so it is useless.A far more advanced analysis is that the Sabres need to score more goals than the Canadiens in the next game (and the following game) in order to win and thus move on to the next round.
Stfu trb
anyone know where I can get past ploff games from? piracy options only pls
no but i now remember lazyman that shit ruled
I think if both teams just stick to their game and get pucks deep and shots on net, it'll be a good outcome for both teams
Dabres also really need to stop taking Stoopid penalties
>good outcome for both teamsThats not how this sport is played
>mfw I see what time my habs play tonight
>>1546981103(three) in the morning(am)
>>154698181itll be sunday so not like anything important tomorrow right
>3 years ago today, Tempe voters rejected the Coyotes' proposed arena and entertainment district
>>154698181
>8pm is too late for a puck droplmao okay boomer
>>154698265Gary lost
>>154698265Further proof hockey doesn't belong anywhere south of Chicago
Exciting
>>154698270hahah nice image. at first it looked like the skeleton was jerkin it!
>>154698265toxic waste is more important than hockey.
>>154698278yea lets start it even later....10pm
>>154698110next collective bargaining agreement it needs to be set in stone the habs ONLY play Tuesday Thursday Saturday 7pm c'est tout
I'll be going to a downtown pub with my old man to watch my dabres play tonight :)
Marner won.
>>154697732jen
>>154698339ducks lost
>>154698467he flushed it down and was reborn in the las vegas sewage system like a turd phoenix
>>154697653sounds yummy. you should try it
>>154698490Based
>>154698492beautiful post
>>154698339they'll lift the cup soon :)
>Jesse Puljujärvi does not currently have an active NHL contract, meaning no NHL team holds his exclusive rights. He is an unrestricted free agent (UFA) in North America.
>>154698548so barkov is the inferior finn
>>154698537the chevrolet good deeds cup
What time is the victoire game?
>>154698559he is a Bulju merchant
>>154697128It would surprise me if he isn't at least bi. nova scotians are a special type of zesty
>>154698548>whole standings is only 2 flags
is the whole league doing "home town remix"?
Why did Gary push the start time to 8:00 PM?
>>154698606Yes but America wins because it’s a team sport. Meanwhile Canada rolls out one line for 40 minutes a game and loses
if the habbies win tonight there wont be any hokkei for the next 4 days.
>>154698467marner won by not having to play boston.
>>154696499anon... you lost
>>154698623gary wants us to have enough time to finish dinner
>>154698492Kek
>>154698659Gary made the call. There will be a 7th game.
doesnt gary know /hoc/ has church tomorrow morning when he schedules games so late?
>>154698659summer is here
>>154698696Gary doesn't care. He is Satan incarnate.
What has connor mcdavid actually won I his entire life?
>>154698696I've included that point in the powerpoint decks I send him so he should have read it
>>1546988184 nations
>>154698818kwaboty
>>154698818A glorified all stars game
>>154698818lauren kyle
I'm telling you boys, it's going to be a Avs vs Canes finals. Like wtf do either Habs or Sabs have against Canes that matters? And there isn't any point in bringing up knights as those fucks are going to get bodied by the Avs.
>>154698818
>>154699026cute :3
>>154694643based dagger thumbnail haver
Still awaiting Ken Holland's official written apology.
>>154699072earth to planet retard i repeat earth to planet retard
>>154699212Tell me why it wouldn't be Avs vs Canes.
Knights will skweep in siknx
>>154699238the hurrichokes will be lucky to make it a 6 game series.
>>154691934their weird codependent homo energy is too powerful. he might have to wait for a twink prospect.
>>154699238knights will win dummy!!!
>>154699402canadians and swedes typically have weird sexual energy between them...i dont know but we'll just have to see
It's uphttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Q5h808bV9Eg
I found a tims in >rags territory! What should I get?
>>154699596>rags territory you're just in Buffalo silly (habs territory)
Sabres are winning tonight so Carolina gets as much rest as possible to steamroll the winner of that series. Knights pull off the upset against the Avs for an all-sunbelt cup finals
>>154699637schedule for cf already set, Canes start on Tuesday, Knights v Avs Wednesday
>>154699687I don't have Internet access so I have to believe this
No hockey tonight so we're all watching Eurovision here>>>/int/221547286>>>/int/221547286
rolling for total frog humiliation tonight
>>154699787shieet re roll or bust and i'm out
>>154699787>>154699819Kek>>154699763Check the schedule bro, it's Habs vs Sabres tonight
>>154698339>>154698537
In conclusion, Analslime Cuckolds have no fans that are white.
ducks lost knights WON
our mitchie finna win dat Connie
>>154698548That's because retarded Soilers fucked up his development just like did Yakupov only difference being that Pulju wanted to persevere.He almost got onto the Panthers 2025 team too.
>>154698818A barely above average toothpick of a blonde 'wife'. Also a McConnsolation Smythe Trophy.
>>154699207Think it was Chia that started this, not Kenny
>>154699687Wait so if Habs-Sabres goes to 7 the winner of that series has to play the Canes the very next day?
Habs bros, how we feeling today?
>>154700368Like a bag of milk. Just kidding. I'm a dabres fan. No but seriously I think you guys are gonna win.
>>154700368feeling good but I miss my Flames, bros
>>154700393I’m happy with either result of the series. Buffalo fans deserve something nice
My penguins ):
>>154700444>I’m happy with either result of the seriesget the fuck off the habs bandwagon you fucking dork
>Mutts>Cheering on a leaf teamNOPE! You stop that right now. Habs are and always will be Canadian. Piss off.
>>154700368she cute
>>154700515i'm cheering for caufield and hutson. eat my ass.
>>154700515Quebec isn’t Canada
>>154700545cool, moi aussi.>aujourd'hui, je suis Québécois.
>>154700482Nah, habs fan for as long as I can rememberAnd Canucks are my main team
>>154698467yes, the fight against my sphincter
>>154700515I'm not cheering for Canadians, I'm cheering against Buffalo
ordering pizza and wings for the game, bros
>>154700813Still deciding.
>>154700159REEEEEEEEEEEE YOU CAN'T POST THIS. WE LOVE OUR [rapist defender] COACH HERE AND REDDIT!!!!
>>154700807wtf rude bitch. we love the sabies here
>>154700998Where is "here"?You have no idea how much Buffalo sports is despised in certain parts of the country
>>154700807Bostonian?
>>154700159
>>154696011
>>>Quebecer
T A K A G IAKAGI
>have to go drinking with my friends instead of watching the habs game with the /hoc/ schizos
>>154701425church tomorrow buddy
>>154701425>>have to go drinking with my friends instead of watching the habs game with the /hoc/ schizos>have to go>have toAnon no one can force you to do something you don't want.
>>154701047bro stop cappin' love buffalo heretotal(kw)habsdeath
>>154701425You can phonepost at the bar
DALLAS>SAARSDALLAS>SAARSDALLAS>SAARSDALLAS>SAARSDALLAS>SAARSDALLAS>SAARS
>>154700515I'm not cheering for the canadian team! I cheer for the Americans on the canadian team because we can do that, right? Right?
Incoming Sweep
remember the canes? they had a good run
>>154700306I read the thing wrong, it would be Thursday.https://www.nhl.com/news/start-times-for-conference-final-scenarios-announced
Calgary said they will never bid for a pwhl team
@grokwhat time is the game and do i have time for a goon session based on my average length for the past week
>>154701789fools
>>154701812was that called back? that's a clear penalty on that tripping
>>154701877pwhl is a "the nhl refs are good at their jobs, actually" lesson for anyone who might need it
>>154701806Stop jerking off
hanta virus still spreading
>>154701877STORY OF THE WEEK!!!!!!!!!!!>steno pools just blew up
>>154701932Good. Thin the herd.
for me it's the victoire this year. and then pwhl vegas going forward :))))
>Feel The Puck™
Go Knights GO!
>>154701976Bro needs to put some clothes on. Ain't nobody wants to see that.
somebody drew the crosby embellishment incident on flyers ice
Apparently E. Kane’s ex wife is insane
Worst conference final pairings in the last decade. Fuck gary.
>>154701650
>>154702005that is a disgusting act
>>154702008Well, yeah, have you seen the guys she dates?
>>154702011>dallas saars
why did moot get rid of the ip counter, I'm not convinced there are more than 10 of us here
>>154702008she used to be diddy's sex toy
>>154702045>moot>he dosen't knowHow's living under that rock?
hockey soon
>>154702011embarrassing. disgusting even.
absolutely YUGE drama in little vancouver
>>154702067the ip counter has been gone for years...
>>154702047Well, she sure has a type...
i ain't reading allat big bro@grok summarize pls
>>154702011lone saar state
>>154702093Why? Are you allergic to curry or something, you big, fat, stupid, racist fucking baby??? shut up, sir
>>154702008a court looked at the two of them and said we're giving full custody of the children to evander
>>154701976AI? There's no way they'd let him in like that.
>>154702127bitches be cray cray
>>154702132Kiss my grits, saar.
Habbies boutta fuck muffalos ass
draisaitl ad at worlds earlier this morningthe oilers truly run the world
>>154702175is he playing for team germania?
