The final of the 145th edition of the oldest knock-out football tournament in the world: the FA Cup.KO 15:00 UK.Chelsea: Sanchez, Fofana, Colwill, Hato, Gusto, James (c), Caicedo, Cucurella, Fernandez, Palmer, Pedro.>Subs: Jorgensen, Acheampong, Adarabioyo, Chalobah, Essugo, Santos, Neto, Garnacho, Delap.Man City: Trafford, Nunes, Khusanov, Guehi, O’Reilly, Rodri, Silva (c), Semenyo, Marmoush, Doku, Haaland.>Subs: Donnarumma, Dias, Reijnders, Stones, Ake, Kovacic, Cherki, Savinho, Foden.
chelsea will win
>>154692231 >>154692232 >>154692239 >>154692242This is pure evil
>3-4-3Were just begging Xabi at this point
>If Calum McFarlane wins today, he will be the first English manager to win the FA Cup since Harry Redknapp won it with Portsmouth in 2008
Tiny clubs
Haaland is a gay neanderthal. Chelsea will smite.
how the fuck are Chelsea in a cup final?
haaland hattrick
Who tf cares? Two corrupt, cheating teams.
Way too early desu
Make the new thread
apologise
My stream is 30s ahead of BBC player. That is all
City will win this at a stroll. Chelsea are a bunch of spoilt brats with zero mentality.
im bumb hearts bros
They ARE kneeling today, right?
My piss is brown
>>154693371They will be parodying the death of that american drug addict yes
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PzmvagnGTYY
>>154693344>Crazy eyes
>>154693306no one cares about scottish football lad
Who are the good guys in this match?
>>154693344Nose like a 1950's cruiserweight
>>154693338TRVTH NVKE
Might go to the pub
>>154693306Very swarthy fella that, whereabouts in the highlands might he be from?
oreillys mums a milf
>>154693411heel vs heeldisaster booking
>British SNL wtf
>>154693344Stopped watching her when she started putting that findom shite in her stream titles
>>154693411>The North American Boxing Federation (NABF) was the first sanctioning body to recognize the cruiserweight division when it sanctioned a bout between Marvin Camel and Bill Sharkey for its version of the title on June 5, 1979
>It is a long-held FA Cup tradition for managers to wear tailored suits on the touchline and for players to arrive at the stadium in club suitsI wonder if Pep and Callum done that
>>154693444>tranny>gay black>enbythe trifecta
>>154693444whos the zesty buick in the middle?
>>154693444No one cares about it desu it will be dead
>>154693432no lol. She looks like she slathered a whole bottle of olive oil on her face
>entire 5 minute segment about some disgusting brown mutt
>>154693461poop will be wearing a turtleneckchelsea manager will be wearing a clearlake tee shirt
>>154693444Why don't they put any of the jokes in these ads
Who bottled it worse Arsenal next week or Hearts of Midlothian they just had to wait 6 minutes and title was theirs kek
Bradford City over 50s side sings the Welsh national anthem
we all watching eurovision later yea
>ynr remember raheem sterling>hes 30 and cant start in the dutch leaguewtf happened?
>>154693541no I'm not gay or a woman
>>154693541boycotting because of Israel and not being homosexual
>>154693497noticed thisit's just a list of names
>>154693541yea i'm a gay woman
>>154693541not a poof
>using a guy with parkinson to get a great vibrato.that's cold.
Still somewhat proud to be English
>>154693541yeah. shame the jannies dont allow threads on it here and we have to go to /int/
>>154693541yesir12 POINTS FOR ISRAEL
>>154693538arsenal have refs on their side, hearts didn't and got absolutely shafted
>>154693585BASED>>154693558Grow up
>>154693541I'm not gay so no
>>154693541i'll do what i always do. not listen to any song but watch the results
>Nico Gonzalez left a homekek it's not even funny how much Pep hates this dude, he's not even bad
>>154693558>>boycotting because of Israelcringe
i hate bernardo silva so much bros
I am a small brown man and i support arsenal
>>154693624>bernardo>brunowhat is with with portuguese and looking/acting like rats?theyre supposed to be our greatest ally so it hurts to launch this trvth nvke
>>154693558Cringe brown freak
I am a tall, handsome and muscular Aryan and I support Tottenham
says a lot when Man City are the "sovl" team
We're getting raped, aren't we?
>>154693624I love him, he's a based shithousing dribble drabble rat man who makes rivals seethe
>>154693344Imagine being cucked by her bros
lets go
>>154693670one of those guys that you love on your own team but hate when hes on the other team.
>>154693541FA cup followed by eurovision has become a tradition in my house
his royal highness prince willies
>scores the winner in the semi-final to take your team to Wembley>left a homekek what a bitch
>>154693655you're gay lol
I actually like prince william. Seems pretty based. Doesn't get involved in shit he has no business with. Loves his footy.
terrorist whore on the pitch
>>154693694literally who
>>154693685why does he look so much like charles but harry looks like none of the other royals?
>autism ear defendersWhy are zoomer kids so weak?
>>154693699And his wife is FIIIITTTT
>>154693688yeah, like trossard
so nice knowing there's no boos incoming
>muslim girl in a headscarfim tired
>>154693661Jewish claws
>>154693541Yes but only ironically ;)
GOD SAVE THE QUEEN
>>154693710scotch eggs and pork pies are clear of everything else on this list
Nice to have fans not booing their own anthem
>>154693710Harry does look like Charles now though
>>154693710Bangers (bought from butchers) and mash for me tea later, and ale.
>>154693719Meh, cancer, skinny, totty. She's quite meh. She isn't even that attractive. She's just symetrical.
>>154693709Nico "break glass in case of Rodri injury" Gonzalez
wonder if he sings "god save my da"t. unoriginal thought poster
GOD SAVE THE KING I AM HAVING A PASTRY MYSELF LADS
>>154693742pork pies are nice but only without the grim jelly shit
i feel like not shaving your head when you have a shit hair line is the new sigma move. Wills looks comfortable, alpha and heroic
>No Cherki
>>154693761>only shakes the hand of the autistic kid>ignores the restfascinating
>>154693710>but harry looks like none of the other royals?Reminder that Charles literally joked about this to Harry's face. "You might not even be mine", to that effect.Harry's a nutcase but lol his dad doesn't give a shit.
Facking save that facking king you cant. Swear dahn you don't save that king I'll knock you the fack aht
>>154693768i agree
a win for chelsea is a win for anime
>>154693699I think the fact that he could have gone mental considering all the shit that surrounds him and the pressure of being king, but ultimately still seems normal, well that's all you can ask for really
>>154693780when did he do this?>>154693793>chelsea managed to get a shirt sponsormust be fake image
Darren England is a Pro Evo ref name
sanchez larping as cech lel
who are the good guys?
PROPER FOOTY THIS INNIT LADS
>>154693800who ripped it?
>>154693810>when did he do this?It's in Harry's book.https://www.independent.co.uk/life-style/royal-family/prince-harry-charles-paternity-james-hewitt-b2256843.html>“Who knows if I’m even your real father? Perhaps your father really is in Broadmoor, my dear son!” Harry recalls his father saying. The excerpt reportedly sees the duke describe the joke as “in poor taste,” as he noted it was made at the same time a rumour was circulating that his real father was Major James Hewitt.kek based.
>>154693823>>154693827actually reasonable
I hope THE FAMOUS CHELSEA wins!They will probably lose, though.
/sp/ is a haaland board!
they are still doing that rosenior thing
FA cup is more important than EPL or UCL
>flat camera angleuncomfy
>half the stadium emptygrim
wembley looking empty
>>154693837wow.wonder if this is why he had diana assasinated.
>>154693833Chelsea don’t deserve Europe so Shitty
>>154693344She looks like this chick I used to work with who wanted me. Was fucking insane, but I bet she would have been a demon in bed
>>154693846one of his sons was a couple of years below me at uni and he was such a weird cunt and he smelled like smeg
>>154693805He's basically just become one of the lads instead of a pompous totty. Might be an act, who knows. I would fight for the kings party, a neo fascist monarchy. Field marshal Ollie Watkins and General Morgan Rodgers. Would be KINO.
can't believe its the fa cup final already years seem like days recently im going to die soon fuck
>>154693863>>154693864>>154693855the duality of man
fuck this camera height/angle is grimmakes the pitch look like a swimming pool in size
>BBC 2 minutes behindDo I need another loicense to get it to be on time
fucking hell that scottish cunt is commentating
Sanchez thinking he's Petr Cech. If he plays like him we might have a chance.
>both teams playing in bluehope someone was fired for that blunder
>30 secs in>No goalsCertified slurper
>>154693837I mean, if my wife was a famous cheat, and there were lots of people speculating about the legitimacy of my parenthood, and the kid was ginger and I wasn't, I'd probably crack that joke at least once
>hoarse commentaryfuck sake
>>154693878whitest chelsea fan or player in 2026
Petr Cech is playing wtf
>>154693863Your first Wembley viewing experience?
>>154693900It's just a bit funny to me that the only person bothered by it was Harry.Like if it was proven then its back to commoner status you go, get a job son.
tick tock /spee/, league footy is nearly over
Ally McCoist is very annoying
>>154693897this. everyone just fuck off until penalties>>154693902nice to see mr ed is finally back in the entertainment business
>>154693885I'm 45 years old this summer
>>154693699He murdered Kate's lover with a shotgun, then showed how much power he had by making the media be like "Um and then he was found with a shotgun nearby so he must have done it himself"I guess that's based or something but it has still been sad watching kate pretend to have cancer because of it all
how are we feeling fellow rentboys
>>154693891Fastest is an aerialThen a streamThen iplayer
>>154693924youre just entering your sexual prime according to gen z/alpha girls
>Go for a piss>Come back>Still 0-0WTF? I mean, lads, seriously. What the FUCK!??!?!!
>>154693888>>154693891This is the power of the greatest broadcaster in the WORLD
>>154693885still cant get over the fact covid was 6 years ago, feels like a blur of time, can't distinquish what happened in the 6 years
>>154693924how fares the 15th year of your wizard domain?
>>154693894I find it easy to differentiate. Reckon it's our biology.
Lads Eastenders is on, thats 10x than Chelsea's midfield getting battered, Jeremy Doku cutting inside and Bernardo Silva punching a player you switching channels?
>>154693932my bussy is clenched
>>154693891go to the sports page and click watch live on there, its usually ahead of iplayerat least it was the case at wc and euros
>Chelsea not conceded yetWe might have a chance
>>154693444Really hope this fails, can’t be dealing with anymore dogshit yank exports becoming hot commodities over here
>6 minutes played>zero - naughtWe're in for a slurper today lads.
stream is about 2 and a half minutes behind so take that into consideration before posting x
>>154693963coronation street won the culture war sadly. 4chan is a corrie board
why is sanchez wearing a helmet
There is no good guy in this game, who do I root for?
chucked all the money i won at the races today on shitty to win the trophy
Ref?
another FA cup final, another year, another reaffirmation that Cardiff vs Portsmouth remains the most well-attended football match at the national stadium.
HAALAND would’ve scored that
>>154693977Next thing there'll be a UK remake of The Office
one fa cup, please
>Ally McCoist ughhhhhhhh why does this dimwitted fucking potato keep getting comms gigs
>>154693546>only 31 Actually fucking mental that. I thought he would be mid 30s at least, he’s been washed for years and he’s only just hit 30?
>>154694007funny accent
It should be us bros
>>154693984>repost is prohibitedenjoy jail nigel
Is there really such thing as a City fan? Like a fan who has been for the team through thick and thin or are they seriously mostly glory merchants
>>154694007andy gray nostalgia
>>154694013should have won the semi-final then shouldn't you?
>>154694007DEI Scottish hire
>>154693989He’s a reincarnation of Cech.
عمر”I’m coptic not arab” مرموش
>>154694013thoughts on boro getting spied on? you have a lot of experience in this field
>>154694018
>>154694007Hun media shenanigans as usual
>>154694019fuck off you irish prick you shouldnt even be allowed to watch english football
>>154693995reffies
literally the battle for neoliberalism
>>154694042*lurks menacingly*
>>154694019i knew one at school 20+ years ago, but he was actually from manchester (this is in East Anglia so miles away from the norf). i still remember him celebrating that an ancient Paul Dickov had re-signed for the club. huge difference to now where they'd shrug if they signed some foreigner for 100m.
>Open facebookWhat did they mean by this?>>154694042They created the no spying rule after bielsagod and forgot to include a punishment in the rule
>>154694042That intern is a fucking retard anyway. If you're gonna spy on your opponent at least wear the Boro jersey and pay for the coffee with cash
>>154694019theyre like irish celtic fans.bit cringe, often zoomers
El Cashico.
Is 25k euros a good amount of savings for a man in his early 30s?
Why the narrow angle in wembley tho? It hurts my eyes
>>154694060more of a celebration of neoliberalism. it's impossible for neoliberalism to lose today
>>154694060No, that’ll be Qatar vs UAE in the champions league final
>Haaland for City>9 finals>0 goals
>>154694018https://desuarchive.org/int/thread/58584023/#58585443>28 April 2016
>>154694007>"Hehehhee I was just gonnae say!"Fucking annoying cunt. I've been banging the "McMoist is a twat" bell for quite some time
>chelsea playing only 1 white playerhuge L for us here if city dont win this>>154694069thats a man in a dress right
I guarantee you with the exception of Haaland (because his daddy played there at their worst) and maybe Phil Foden would've played at City if they werent owned by oil merchants and not successful. None of these players rn would have played if it wasn't for past success
>>154694106Palmer is black
Funny how Trafford will end up winning more trophies on the pitch than Donnarumma this season.
>>154694082more content like this is needed immediately bros>>154694075kek
>>154694088Perhaps I should have said that it is a battle for first place in terms of defending and protecting neoliberalism.>>154694090psg isnt neoliberal
>>154694091give me Ipswich or i retire
La cucuracha is honestly such a good player
>>154694126hello Ziedbelg
The Coisty hate in /sp/ is so forced. He's great, you lot are just faggy little zoomers with no knowledge of footy
>>154694106Palmer literally has the flag of some African or Caribbean island because that where his pops came fromHe’s black and proud
I think both teams will be keen to get one on the scoreboard here to settle the nerves.
>>154694113The exact same thing could be said of Chelsea too.
man city looking throbby
>>154694113>if things were different then things would be differentincredible insight there, Seamus
>>154693965Why did he do it?
>>154694145>>154694118i dont mean coal palmer you racists
>>154694142love coisty me what coverage is he on
>>154694082imagine needing uncle abe to tell you to breed when you have these walking around
I miss my nigga Rosenior, bros.
Do city care or no?
>>154694142He's shite he repeats the same things over and over again
Who shall i support then? Don't care for either of these teams
>>154694147It also applies to Chelsea too. Both teams have 0 culture
certified slurpkino
>>154694106No just a northerner
>>154694157This is the future of Europe...and it is beautiful <3
>>154694126It’s a celebration of the arabization of Europe.
real slurper this one is
>>154694165Nipponese men are low-T freaks who are only into NTR and children. If I were a nip, I'd be breeding titcows nonstop
Scottish Commentary Man is losing his voice. he'll be subbed off at half-time
>>154694142He's a fucking irritating cunt. Hate his fake chuminess and he has zero ball knowledge.
bore off paddy go and watch ballyshite play ballywank in the hurling or something
ITS A FUCKING SLURPERIM DONE WITH THIS SPORTFUCK THIS IM OFF TO NHENTAI
>>154694181No-one would join Liverpool, Man United, Real Madrid, Barcelona, Bayern or PSG if they weren't successful at some point in their history. Success is what makes you desirable to good footballers and it ends up having a snowball effect.
Holy BORING. When does something happen
i am racist towards whatever group causes cucurella hair
>>154694210Surely this image can be animated using ai
>>154694137im not ziedbelg im the belgian from /brit/
>>154694220the 53rd minute. TRUST ME
>>154694208Fuck off back to tiktok, you're too young to be posting here
>>154694225yeah that's what i said. Ziedbelg the belgian from /brit/
>>154694173That's all football commentary and every footballer interview. Only managers have anything interesting to say, and that's only on occasion.
>>154694192ok pawel
>>154694210648414 for some good shit my nigga
Did anyone figure out why he’s seething
>>154694137Obviously not this Ziedy character, it's Belgian my crodie from /Brit/
I feel bad if the rumours are true that Xabi Alonso is joining Chelsea. Just to be micromanaged by Eghbali would be a headache and Eghbali telling a coach that completed a feat Bayern couldn't do what to do must be so odd
>>154694244no ziedbelg is someone in /nederdraad/ not /brit/, youre confusing us
>>154694271just his natural state
Does it unsettle anyone else how much Khusanov looks like Jackie Chan?
mccoist needs a strepsil extra
>>154694278It would be a very strange signing
>>154694275thanks EW x
whos this fucking norf commentator that sounds like hes about to croak lmao, someone get him a glass of water for fucks sake
>>1546942532>1>4>3
SO IT'S A
Is ally mccoist dying?
Håland touches so far: 0
>>154694309We all are.
>>154694304FUCKING SLIP
Watch the SD stream that'd 35s behindThe HD stream that's 40s behindOr the FHD stream that's 90s behind?
>>154694275wtf are you doing here?
fraud land
How are these people professional players?
city looking leggydoesn't bode well for mememouth
>>154694271Someone touched him right in his coochierella
>>154694335crisp, clear UHD for me. Match clock displaying the following time right now as I hit send: 23.30
barcelona have pulled out of negotiations for joao pedo
>kwabceido
How much money was the useless negro Joao Pedro again
would have been kino if sir rosenior was there
>>154694360kek
>>154694256No I mean something will happen and he will bring it up 10 times before the game ends, or he will keep referring to some borijg mix up with Fletch repeatedly, it's annoying
>>154694337Nothing unusual about a man watching the cup final mate
Wembley with much worse grass than Celtic Park, appalling
>>154694321>>154694360I dont get it
>injured before a WCkek
>>154694285Uzbekistani people are either very white Russian or very Chinese looking and brother Abdukodir fits the latter so I share your sentiment. Uzbekistan are playing at their first world cup next month and you'll see the race disparity in players. But idk how there can be Uzbek fans when its one of the most restrictive countries in the world
>>154694375yeah Chelsea would have let 3 goals in by now
POST THAT SNOOTY LOOKING CHELSEA SLAG FROM THE CROWD
>>154694383ayy lmao
>>154694360I want football to win
> Pedro
Pub turned the sound from slightly too quiet to far too loud
>>154694394restrictive how?
>>154694238I guarantee I'm older than you
>black lino flags city offsidewell done lad
HALLLAaaaa offside
>>154694338It's FALK LANDS
Haalel has never scored at Wembley
>>154694397part of the plan, build city confidence up, just to bash 4 in second half
>>154694377Yeah, I know what you mean actually, he does do that lol
>>154693541im not gay, a jew, or a women so no I wont be watching
>>154694431Zeidy in tatters
He is never scoring a goal at Wembley
so we're just going to pretend we didn't see that
>>154694414They ALWAYS do that
thank god im watching actual sport on the nurburgring instead of this boring shite
I want Chelsea to play 4-4-3 iykyk
what do we reckon then: extra time kino or a tetchy 1-0 slurper decided in the 83rd minute?
>>154694443he had the first part of the plan locked down. He just needed to figure out how to do the scoring part
British rose in the Chelsea Samsung kit I saw
>>154694398which one
>>154694471meme track
hate myself and want to die
>>154694377It's like the Chelsea Liverpool game last week, Ally and the commentator spent the whole game talking about whether or not Santos got a touch on the free kick
>>1546944760-0 (4-5 on pens)
Does Chelsea do anything else besides chimp out?
love myself and want to live
>>154694394I'm not saying it's surprising that Uzbekistanis look Chinese, or that all Chinese people look like Jackie Chan. It's the fact that Khusanov specifically looks like Jackie Chan. Every time he shows up on screen, I can't help but think when Rush Hour 4 will come out.
Based, fuck bernardo
bernardo deserves a career ending injury
mmhmm yellow cartynun he cud do
>>154694498I'm sure Pep will put you in for the 2nd half phil. Keep your head up
>get the ball>get caught >causes you to slip>get a yellow cardwutf
>>154694520>>154694524holy zased
games soft as fuck these days, never a foul
suns out, rate my matchday fit
Live myself and want to love
kwab
Lmao wtf is wrong with argies
Ally have a Strepsil or something please
Mudryk took a stem cell from a cow that had roids in it and got banned for 4 years what a tosser
>>154694540why did you shave your arms?
Cole Palmer looks like his IQ cant be much higher than 80
Pedro out of the wc. Welcome back, Nerman.
>>154694540neoliberal :)
>>154694489based Ukraine bro. That one in the white samsung shirt looks like a moody slag
sudacas dropping like flies
>>154694540>chinosif i ever see you in rochdale youre getting heemed lad
I just lent my phone to my daughter so she could draw a picture of sonic from Google images. And for 5 minutes I watched the football instead of watching 4chan. And it was bliss
João Pedro is half Ronaldo half Nicolas Jackson
>>154694557he only knows how to kick ball and he seems to have forgotten how to do that
>>154694540Propa poofta/10
THAT TACKLE FROM ENZO ON BERNARDO IS PRECISELY WHY ARGENTINA WILL BEAT PORTUGAL IN THE WORLD CUP QUARTER FINAL ITS THE INDIO BLOOD WARRIOR AVENGING HIS ANCESTOR AGAINST THE CONQUISTADORES
>>154694540Faggot/10
>>154694540shift at Currys PC World after
>le oasis manDo Man City really not have any other fans to invite to their matches?
>>154694540Fag>>154694553He's a homosexual
>>154694540Ginger bastard.
Carrick's wheel status has been confirmed btw
>>154694540Pedo/10
>>154694540>lilacfucking poof
>>1546945442 class tackles back to backGets booked
Chelsea will get a red this game
Imagine going to watch this instead of being at the UTK rally.Couldn't be me!
>semen
whats with these fragile little black Chelsea boys falling apart? They’ve been doing nothing all season in their number 9 spot in the league
>>154694582There's Curly Watts but he might be dead desu
Do these people even practice shooting? Or just practice flopping?
>>154694588united really want to be citys bitch forever huh.
nearly went in that
Chelsea will get another red card.
>Semen ho
HESKEYYYYYY
>>154694588It was confirmed when he spanked the scousers.
Is it me or are none of the players actually putting in effort in fear of getting injured before the world cup?
CUCU CUCUREYA
>>154694578j'annule le mufa
>>154694582I think one of the hollyoaks characters from the mid 2000s supported them
semenboy what are you doing
Why did I go out of my way to watch thisWhat's the pointFootball's fucking shite
Game of Thrones advert?
love when they shill tv shows during the footie
>>154694540looking good there lad, gyno a bit obvious though.
cheers lads
to the moon
>>154694635to shitpost with the boys
>>154694647do you live in a van?
>>154694647woah I haven’t seen you post on here in a while
>>154694647Nice van
>>154694647tiny house?
>>154694628Enzo just two footed tackled Bernardo mate
>>154694647lovely!! cheers xx
>>154694647ive never seen redstripe in cans
>>154694647Knowers will recognise narrow boat man
the gf
>>154694647do you live in a horse trailer lad?
>>154694668wut? it’s like a uni rave staple here in bongland
>>154694649is there something wrong with the pitchPlayers look to be off somehow, like they're slipping and misjudging things
>>154694659>>154694661>>154694663narrowboat>>154694668huh, bottles in the US?
>>154694647Insanely comfy
haaland really is just the finnish john carew
Bought some brown jeans because they looked good in the shop but they don't go with ANYTHING
>>154694676doctor really made a hash of that c section
>>154694588He and United will be here next year
>>154694676what happened to the belly
>>154694676weird crease on her belly lad, worth getting it checked out
got a horrible feeling Chelsea are going to dink one in and it'll just be 1-0 bros
>>154694688Nonce.
>>154694683>>154694688only bottles
>>154694676the state of those cuts kek
>>154694697zesty
>>154694695all the beauty of the colour brown mixed with the pure comfort of jeans
fucking dogshit match so far literally nothing has happened
>>154694688>narrowboatvery cool
>>154694647are you watching from the peng gf's bedroom?
>>154694697>Bottom right
>>154694676the penis having gf
>>154694695I noticed that when I went through a brown corduroy phase. They just didn't work with any outfit. Weirdly brown chinos do go with everything.
Proper Slurper this
What a slurper. Wembley's fucking silent. Fuck this, I'm watching anime instead.
>>154694676did she used to work at greggs?
>>154694676>self harm scarsdo foids really?
>>154694697why does that guy have a headphone in? can a zoomer explain this phenomenon to me?
>>154694697All the races represented
>>154694676BPD? I know that bussy is fire
>>154694676>self harming gfLeave bro
I'm inspired to purchase a nice pair of slacks
>>154694697>0 pimples across different racesLondon water clears your skin
>>154694676why cut yourself there?
>>154694776listening to commentary probably
>>154694781i don't think i've ever been to a game with more than two represented
>2026>BBC still doesn't broadcast the FA Cup Final in UHD
chelseas lineup looks like that grenville tower victims memorial pic i saw last week
>>154694776>he's not in a 24/7 discord call with the lads narrating every moment of his lifecouldnt be old man
>>154694791This but mcdonalds
>>154694757All these back passes making my dingle tingle
>>154694733cheers
>>154694799but why? he’s there live and also the commentary will be completely out of sync
>>154694745i don't think penises appear that high up
>>154694791this but red stripe
>>154694697dem niggas be looking gay as hell
>>154694776for communication with a third party to make bets on yellow cards
>>154694808get your licence paid then
>>154694647Hello murderer
>>154694815Comfy
Ya know when they say to report racism via text on the big screen in stadium. Do people actually even bother to text them
protec from what
>>154694815Very jel. Wife and I considered a narrow boat. Do you find it has enough space for you?
>semen slurpa final
>>154694814jose get off spee and pick me up a bag of milk
>45 minutes of game time without a goal
Tuchel here to see all the players he will not be taking to the World Cup
>>154694815Too comfy that mate. This country is lovely really.
>>154694837racists
>>154694837Protect it from other sport.
>>154694837racism, sexism, homphobia, transphobia, antsemitism.
>>154694815Corrrrr. THIS is what Britain is about.
>>154694837its a message to the players to stop slurping around with backpasses and hoof it up there
>>154694837cricket
>>154694837From backpass
>>154694815How much has that cost you, roughly?
>>154694833Yeah they text in and call you a nigger
>>154694837The you know whos
hearing bad words on TV before 9pm :(
>>154694815>>154694848Need this flattened to make room for new housing estates pronto
>>154694848This is England
You better be preparing those half time slags boys, don't let the jannies win.
>>154694815where do you poop?
Mark Gooey
>>154694827The missus pays for it
>>154694848holy - where is that
>>154694833of coursefull of grassers
>>154694892What about halftime anime?
>>154694838yeah but we live pretty minimal anyway, even before the boat. i’d say take a holiday on one at the start of summer and another in the middle of winter to see if it’s something you’d be able to deal with. ours is 52ft and has plenty of room for me, my wife and my cat
Haalingz peaked a 21. SAD!
>Ally McCoist commentating in one channel>Craig Burley in the US ESPN coverageBoth are extremely irritating god sake someone put duck tape to their mouths
stevie pronouncing guehi wrong because he isn't into that kind of stuff
Why have they paid Steven Gerrard to say one sentence every fifteen minutes then
Bought a city kit just to wear for this game kek
>>154694895They have toilets mate. Some have a cassette, some have a pump-out system, some even have incendiary toilets
>>154694900luton
>>154694884i just know my ass is gonna end up in one of these with some nondescript gf that i tolerate
is this the worst fa cup final ever?
>>154694837American Franchise System
>>154694845It's not looking good.
cant score
>>154694884Exactly. Where else are all the new arrivals going to live?
>>154694914flying pig if he was indian
>>154694848Corr imagine all the immies you could fit in there
Should I plan a trip to Jordan? I hear they have really good food but they don’t share it
>>154694900Peak District
>>154694902if theyre anime slags and not wearing much ill allow it
>>154694914Speaking of city, wtf happened to the dutchfag?
Stop parking the bus reeeee
>>154694815Rosie and Jim ahh nigga
Era!
>>154694944>Peak Districtwas it named by zoomers
lol
>>154694904Extremely comfy settings
Score sum fackin goals lads
>>154694922The British Dream
VARchester cheaty
Neymar would have scored or at least sold the penal dive better
>>154694907McCoist is unbearable, and I swear he sounded half drunk during a champions league match the other week.
>>154694875the boat cost about £50k. pay about 1.3k/year for ur license, but no council tax, and maybe another grand or so a year on coal and diesel (obvs that’s getting more expensive)>>154694944corrr gorgeous part of the world. i’m heading up there soon
ERA
>>154694938if pikachu was an infidel
how is that a PK?
Holy fucking slurpGonna go buy some drinks, what do you lads want
>>154694904Cutie
the brazilian twink fears the uzbek chad
>>154694914>the last thing a 12 year old Pakistani Brit sees in Rotherham before getting molested
>>154694884ending up here is my biggest fear 2bh
just watch it on BBC, TNT is always shite
foul anywhere else on the pitch 100%
>Manchester Riggy
Celtic would have gotten a penalty for that.
Darren sounds like a tranny.
>>154694884I'd be willing to wager that by now every single space will be filled and there will be white vans parked next to the grass bits making driving through there a nightmare.Only ever seen one new build estate with enough parking and that was because it was in the north with cheap land.
>>154694923Remember that United-Chelsea one that was the first at new Wembley as an absolute slurper
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>pen for a shoulder bargeget up
>>154694981>no council taxSeen all that about Zack Polanski and some Starmerite lawyer dweeb trying to skewer him for not paying Council Tax and it might land a load of boaters in trouble lel
Kek
>>154694239>>154694239>>154694239new
no penalty for me>>154694848
All these players should dress in Pikachu costumes and play 5 minutes of the final in Pikachu costumes would be cute and kino.
>>154694990irn bru and some watermelon 3 dot velo please lad
>>154694999lovely drive to charge your EV carpod to drive to the designated slop supermarket of your zone
slurp status?
>>154695014>led with his leg and trips him with it>"Shoulder to shoulder, good challenge!"
>>154694990red stripe and barrs cherryade
>>154695014used his leg to take him out
>>154694424He's mixing up with Turkmenistan
>>154694999Could be worse. Could be a Canadian suburban rain drenched low rise apartment with a view of the strip mall and a gas station.
>0.12 xG
chelsea playing well, this means they are getting a red card soon
>>154695009for me its the ones with "garages" that aren't big enough to fit any kind of vehicle in
>>154695040Bonnie Blue
>>154695040slurped
new>>154695080>>154695080>>154695080>>154695080
>>154695056pics lad? I love these urban hellscapes its amusing
enjoying the slurp fellas? watching max verstappen overtake a beamer at near 300km/h on fucking grass just seems a bit more entertaining to me
I really don't get what or what isn't a penalty nowadays. Clear through on goal and no attempt to made a ball but it's considered a shoulder barge? I feel like if an attacking player does a similar move on a defender outside the box that's a foul, no? What happened to the game man, I'm getting too var brained
>>154695065I've just spend almost £3k fixing the roof of my garage and I'm not sure I'll be able to use it. I can fit my car in but it's in an alleyway and neighbours park up to the edge of the garage (on both sides of the alley) so getting in is a bitch. This is on a 1970s terrace.
>>154695042this
>>154694582Marco Pierre White
>>154694165Most women in Japan dont look like this they look like those racist caricatures of Chink people, narrow eyes, round faces, bad teeth, same 3 haircuts.