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The final of the 145th edition of the oldest knock-out football tournament in the world: the FA Cup.

KO 15:00 UK.

Chelsea: Sanchez, Fofana, Colwill, Hato, Gusto, James (c), Caicedo, Cucurella, Fernandez, Palmer, Pedro.
>Subs: Jorgensen, Acheampong, Adarabioyo, Chalobah, Essugo, Santos, Neto, Garnacho, Delap.

Man City: Trafford, Nunes, Khusanov, Guehi, O’Reilly, Rodri, Silva (c), Semenyo, Marmoush, Doku, Haaland.
>Subs: Donnarumma, Dias, Reijnders, Stones, Ake, Kovacic, Cherki, Savinho, Foden.
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chelsea will win
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>>154692231 >>154692232 >>154692239 >>154692242

This is pure evil
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>3-4-3
Were just begging Xabi at this point
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>If Calum McFarlane wins today, he will be the first English manager to win the FA Cup since Harry Redknapp won it with Portsmouth in 2008
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Tiny clubs
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Haaland is a gay neanderthal. Chelsea will smite.
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how the fuck are Chelsea in a cup final?
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haaland hattrick
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Who tf cares? Two corrupt, cheating teams.
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Way too early desu
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Make the new thread
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apologise
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My stream is 30s ahead of BBC player. That is all
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City will win this at a stroll. Chelsea are a bunch of spoilt brats with zero mentality.
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im bumb hearts bros
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They ARE kneeling today, right?
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My piss is brown
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>>154693371
They will be parodying the death of that american drug addict yes
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PzmvagnGTYY
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>>154693344
>Crazy eyes
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>>154693306
no one cares about scottish football lad
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Who are the good guys in this match?
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>>154693344
Nose like a 1950's cruiserweight
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>>154693338
TRVTH NVKE
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Might go to the pub
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>>154693306
Very swarthy fella that, whereabouts in the highlands might he be from?
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oreillys mums a milf
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>>154693411
heel vs heel
disaster booking
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>British SNL
wtf
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>>154693344
Stopped watching her when she started putting that findom shite in her stream titles
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>>154693411
>The North American Boxing Federation (NABF) was the first sanctioning body to recognize the cruiserweight division when it sanctioned a bout between Marvin Camel and Bill Sharkey for its version of the title on June 5, 1979
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>It is a long-held FA Cup tradition for managers to wear tailored suits on the touchline and for players to arrive at the stadium in club suits
I wonder if Pep and Callum done that
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>>154693444
>tranny
>gay black
>enby
the trifecta
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>>154693444
whos the zesty buick in the middle?
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>>154693444
No one cares about it desu it will be dead
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>>154693432
no lol. She looks like she slathered a whole bottle of olive oil on her face
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>entire 5 minute segment about some disgusting brown mutt
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>>154693461
poop will be wearing a turtleneck
chelsea manager will be wearing a clearlake tee shirt
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>>154693444
Why don't they put any of the jokes in these ads
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Who bottled it worse Arsenal next week or Hearts of Midlothian they just had to wait 6 minutes and title was theirs kek
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Bradford City over 50s side sings the Welsh national anthem
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we all watching eurovision later yea
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>ynr remember raheem sterling
>hes 30 and cant start in the dutch league

wtf happened?
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>>154693541
no I'm not gay or a woman
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>>154693541
boycotting because of Israel and not being homosexual
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>>154693497
noticed this
it's just a list of names
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>>154693541
yea i'm a gay woman
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>>154693541
not a poof
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>using a guy with parkinson to get a great vibrato.

that's cold.
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Still somewhat proud to be English
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>>154693541
yeah. shame the jannies dont allow threads on it here and we have to go to /int/
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>>154693541
yesir

12 POINTS FOR ISRAEL
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>>154693538
arsenal have refs on their side, hearts didn't and got absolutely shafted
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>>154693585
BASED

>>154693558
Grow up
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>>154693541
I'm not gay so no
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>>154693541
i'll do what i always do. not listen to any song but watch the results
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>Nico Gonzalez left a home
kek it's not even funny how much Pep hates this dude, he's not even bad
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>>154693558
>>boycotting because of Israel
cringe
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i hate bernardo silva so much bros
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I am a small brown man and i support arsenal
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>>154693624
>bernardo
>bruno

what is with with portuguese and looking/acting like rats?

theyre supposed to be our greatest ally so it hurts to launch this trvth nvke
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>>154693558
Cringe brown freak
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I am a tall, handsome and muscular Aryan and I support Tottenham
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says a lot when Man City are the "sovl" team
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We're getting raped, aren't we?
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>>154693624
I love him, he's a based shithousing dribble drabble rat man who makes rivals seethe
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>>154693344
Imagine being cucked by her bros
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lets go
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>>154693670
one of those guys that you love on your own team but hate when hes on the other team.
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>>154693541
FA cup followed by eurovision has become a tradition in my house
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his royal highness prince willies
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>scores the winner in the semi-final to take your team to Wembley
>left a home
kek what a bitch
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>>154693655
you're gay lol
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I actually like prince william. Seems pretty based. Doesn't get involved in shit he has no business with. Loves his footy.
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terrorist whore on the pitch
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>>154693694
literally who
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>>154693685
why does he look so much like charles but harry looks like none of the other royals?
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>autism ear defenders

Why are zoomer kids so weak?
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>>154693699
And his wife is FIIIITTTT
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>>154693688
yeah, like trossard
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so nice knowing there's no boos incoming
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>muslim girl in a headscarf
im tired
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>>154693661
Jewish claws
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>>154693541
Yes but only ironically ;)
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GOD SAVE THE QUEEN
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>>154693710
scotch eggs and pork pies are clear of everything else on this list
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Nice to have fans not booing their own anthem
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>>154693710
Harry does look like Charles now though
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>>154693710
Bangers (bought from butchers) and mash for me tea later, and ale.
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>>154693719
Meh, cancer, skinny, totty. She's quite meh. She isn't even that attractive. She's just symetrical.
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>>154693709
Nico "break glass in case of Rodri injury" Gonzalez
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wonder if he sings "god save my da"

t. unoriginal thought poster
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GOD SAVE THE KING I AM HAVING A PASTRY MYSELF LADS
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>>154693742
pork pies are nice
but only without the grim jelly shit
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i feel like not shaving your head when you have a shit hair line is the new sigma move.

Wills looks comfortable, alpha and heroic
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>No Cherki
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>>154693761
>only shakes the hand of the autistic kid
>ignores the rest
fascinating
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>>154693710
>but harry looks like none of the other royals?
Reminder that Charles literally joked about this to Harry's face. "You might not even be mine", to that effect.
Harry's a nutcase but lol his dad doesn't give a shit.
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Facking save that facking king you cant. Swear dahn you don't save that king I'll knock you the fack aht
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>>154693768
i agree
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a win for chelsea is a win for anime
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>>154693699
I think the fact that he could have gone mental considering all the shit that surrounds him and the pressure of being king, but ultimately still seems normal, well that's all you can ask for really
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>>154693780
when did he do this?

>>154693793
>chelsea managed to get a shirt sponsor
must be fake image
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Darren England is a Pro Evo ref name
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sanchez larping as cech lel
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who are the good guys?
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PROPER FOOTY THIS INNIT LADS
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>>154693800
who ripped it?
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>>154693810
>when did he do this?
It's in Harry's book.
https://www.independent.co.uk/life-style/royal-family/prince-harry-charles-paternity-james-hewitt-b2256843.html
>“Who knows if I’m even your real father? Perhaps your father really is in Broadmoor, my dear son!” Harry recalls his father saying. The excerpt reportedly sees the duke describe the joke as “in poor taste,” as he noted it was made at the same time a rumour was circulating that his real father was Major James Hewitt.
kek based.
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>>154693823
>>154693827
actually reasonable
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I hope THE FAMOUS CHELSEA wins!

They will probably lose, though.
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/sp/ is a haaland board!
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they are still doing that rosenior thing
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FA cup is more important than EPL or UCL
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>flat camera angle

uncomfy
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>half the stadium empty
grim
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wembley looking empty
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>>154693837
wow.
wonder if this is why he had diana assasinated.
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>>154693833
Chelsea don’t deserve Europe so Shitty
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>>154693344
She looks like this chick I used to work with who wanted me. Was fucking insane, but I bet she would have been a demon in bed
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>>154693846
one of his sons was a couple of years below me at uni and he was such a weird cunt and he smelled like smeg
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>>154693805
He's basically just become one of the lads instead of a pompous totty. Might be an act, who knows. I would fight for the kings party, a neo fascist monarchy. Field marshal Ollie Watkins and General Morgan Rodgers. Would be KINO.
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can't believe its the fa cup final already
years seem like days recently
im going to die soon
fuck
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>>154693863
>>154693864
>>154693855
the duality of man
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fuck this camera height/angle is grim

makes the pitch look like a swimming pool in size
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>BBC 2 minutes behind
Do I need another loicense to get it to be on time
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fucking hell that scottish cunt is commentating
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Sanchez thinking he's Petr Cech. If he plays like him we might have a chance.
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>both teams playing in blue

hope someone was fired for that blunder
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>30 secs in
>No goals
Certified slurper
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>>154693837
I mean, if my wife was a famous cheat, and there were lots of people speculating about the legitimacy of my parenthood, and the kid was ginger and I wasn't, I'd probably crack that joke at least once
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>hoarse commentary

fuck sake
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>>154693878
whitest chelsea fan or player in 2026
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Petr Cech is playing wtf
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>>154693863
Your first Wembley viewing experience?
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>>154693900
It's just a bit funny to me that the only person bothered by it was Harry.
Like if it was proven then its back to commoner status you go, get a job son.
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tick tock /spee/, league footy is nearly over
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Ally McCoist is very annoying
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>>154693897
this. everyone just fuck off until penalties

>>154693902
nice to see mr ed is finally back in the entertainment business
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>>154693885
I'm 45 years old this summer
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>>154693699
He murdered Kate's lover with a shotgun, then showed how much power he had by making the media be like "Um and then he was found with a shotgun nearby so he must have done it himself"

I guess that's based or something but it has still been sad watching kate pretend to have cancer because of it all
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how are we feeling fellow rentboys
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>>154693891
Fastest is an aerial
Then a stream
Then iplayer
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>>154693924
youre just entering your sexual prime according to gen z/alpha girls
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>Go for a piss
>Come back
>Still 0-0
WTF? I mean, lads, seriously. What the FUCK!??!?!!
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>>154693888
>>154693891
This is the power of the greatest broadcaster in the WORLD
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>>154693885
still cant get over the fact covid was 6 years ago, feels like a blur of time, can't distinquish what happened in the 6 years
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>>154693924
how fares the 15th year of your wizard domain?
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>>154693894
I find it easy to differentiate. Reckon it's our biology.
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Lads Eastenders is on, thats 10x than Chelsea's midfield getting battered, Jeremy Doku cutting inside and Bernardo Silva punching a player you switching channels?
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>>154693932
my bussy is clenched
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>>154693891
go to the sports page and click watch live on there, its usually ahead of iplayer

at least it was the case at wc and euros
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>Chelsea not conceded yet
We might have a chance
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>>154693444
Really hope this fails, can’t be dealing with anymore dogshit yank exports becoming hot commodities over here
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>6 minutes played
>zero - naught

We're in for a slurper today lads.
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stream is about 2 and a half minutes behind so take that into consideration before posting x
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>>154693963
coronation street won the culture war sadly. 4chan is a corrie board
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why is sanchez wearing a helmet
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There is no good guy in this game, who do I root for?
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chucked all the money i won at the races today on shitty to win the trophy
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Ref?
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another FA cup final, another year, another reaffirmation that Cardiff vs Portsmouth remains the most well-attended football match at the national stadium.
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HAALAND would’ve scored that
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>>154693977
Next thing there'll be a UK remake of The Office
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one fa cup, please
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>Ally McCoist
ughhhhhhhh why does this dimwitted fucking potato keep getting comms gigs
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>>154693546
>only 31
Actually fucking mental that. I thought he would be mid 30s at least, he’s been washed for years and he’s only just hit 30?
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>>154694007
funny accent
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It should be us bros
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>>154693984
>repost is prohibited
enjoy jail nigel
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Is there really such thing as a City fan? Like a fan who has been for the team through thick and thin or are they seriously mostly glory merchants
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>>154694007
andy gray nostalgia
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>>154694013
should have won the semi-final then shouldn't you?
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>>154694007
DEI Scottish hire
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>>154693989
He’s a reincarnation of Cech.
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عمر”I’m coptic not arab” مرموش
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>>154694013
thoughts on boro getting spied on? you have a lot of experience in this field
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>>154694018
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>>154694007
Hun media shenanigans as usual
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>>154694019
fuck off you irish prick you shouldnt even be allowed to watch english football
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>>154693995
reffies
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literally the battle for neoliberalism
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>>154694042
*lurks menacingly*
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>>154694019
i knew one at school 20+ years ago, but he was actually from manchester (this is in East Anglia so miles away from the norf). i still remember him celebrating that an ancient Paul Dickov had re-signed for the club. huge difference to now where they'd shrug if they signed some foreigner for 100m.
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>Open facebook
What did they mean by this?

>>154694042
They created the no spying rule after bielsagod and forgot to include a punishment in the rule
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>>154694042
That intern is a fucking retard anyway. If you're gonna spy on your opponent at least wear the Boro jersey and pay for the coffee with cash
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>>154694019
theyre like irish celtic fans.
bit cringe, often zoomers
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El Cashico.
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Is 25k euros a good amount of savings for a man in his early 30s?
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Why the narrow angle in wembley tho? It hurts my eyes
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>>154694060
more of a celebration of neoliberalism. it's impossible for neoliberalism to lose today
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>>154694060
No, that’ll be Qatar vs UAE in the champions league final
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>Haaland for City
>9 finals
>0 goals
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>>154694018
https://desuarchive.org/int/thread/58584023/#58585443
>28 April 2016
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>>154694007
>"Hehehhee I was just gonnae say!"
Fucking annoying cunt. I've been banging the "McMoist is a twat" bell for quite some time
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>chelsea playing only 1 white player
huge L for us here if city dont win this

>>154694069
thats a man in a dress right
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I guarantee you with the exception of Haaland (because his daddy played there at their worst) and maybe Phil Foden would've played at City if they werent owned by oil merchants and not successful. None of these players rn would have played if it wasn't for past success
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>>154694106
Palmer is black
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Funny how Trafford will end up winning more trophies on the pitch than Donnarumma this season.
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>>154694082
more content like this is needed immediately bros

>>154694075
kek
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>>154694088
Perhaps I should have said that it is a battle for first place in terms of defending and protecting neoliberalism.
>>154694090
psg isnt neoliberal
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>>154694091
give me Ipswich or i retire
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La cucuracha is honestly such a good player
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>>154694126
hello Ziedbelg
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The Coisty hate in /sp/ is so forced. He's great, you lot are just faggy little zoomers with no knowledge of footy
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>>154694106
Palmer literally has the flag of some African or Caribbean island because that where his pops came from
He’s black and proud
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I think both teams will be keen to get one on the scoreboard here to settle the nerves.
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>>154694113
The exact same thing could be said of Chelsea too.
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man city looking throbby
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>>154694113
>if things were different then things would be different
incredible insight there, Seamus
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>>154693965
Why did he do it?
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>>154694145
>>154694118
i dont mean coal palmer you racists
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>>154694142
love coisty me what coverage is he on
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>>154694082

imagine needing uncle abe to tell you to breed when you have these walking around
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I miss my nigga Rosenior, bros.
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Do city care or no?
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>>154694142
He's shite he repeats the same things over and over again
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Who shall i support then? Don't care for either of these teams
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>>154694147
It also applies to Chelsea too. Both teams have 0 culture
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certified slurpkino
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>>154694106
No just a northerner
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>>154694157
This is the future of Europe...and it is beautiful <3
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>>154694126
It’s a celebration of the arabization of Europe.
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real slurper this one is
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>>154694165
Nipponese men are low-T freaks who are only into NTR and children. If I were a nip, I'd be breeding titcows nonstop
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Scottish Commentary Man is losing his voice. he'll be subbed off at half-time
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>>154694142
He's a fucking irritating cunt. Hate his fake chuminess and he has zero ball knowledge.
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bore off paddy go and watch ballyshite play ballywank in the hurling or something
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ITS A FUCKING SLURPER
IM DONE WITH THIS SPORT
FUCK THIS IM OFF TO NHENTAI
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>>154694181
No-one would join Liverpool, Man United, Real Madrid, Barcelona, Bayern or PSG if they weren't successful at some point in their history. Success is what makes you desirable to good footballers and it ends up having a snowball effect.
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Holy BORING. When does something happen
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i am racist towards whatever group causes cucurella hair
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>>154694210
Surely this image can be animated using ai
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>>154694137
im not ziedbelg im the belgian from /brit/
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>>154694220
the 53rd minute. TRUST ME
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>>154694208
Fuck off back to tiktok, you're too young to be posting here
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>>154694225
yeah that's what i said. Ziedbelg the belgian from /brit/
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>>154694173
That's all football commentary and every footballer interview. Only managers have anything interesting to say, and that's only on occasion.
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>>154694192
ok pawel
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>>154694210
648414 for some good shit my nigga
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Did anyone figure out why he’s seething
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>>154694137
Obviously not this Ziedy character, it's Belgian my crodie from /Brit/
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I feel bad if the rumours are true that Xabi Alonso is joining Chelsea. Just to be micromanaged by Eghbali would be a headache and Eghbali telling a coach that completed a feat Bayern couldn't do what to do must be so odd
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>>154694244
no ziedbelg is someone in /nederdraad/ not /brit/, youre confusing us
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>>154694271
just his natural state
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Does it unsettle anyone else how much Khusanov looks like Jackie Chan?
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mccoist needs a strepsil extra
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>>154694278
It would be a very strange signing
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>>154694275
thanks EW x
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whos this fucking norf commentator that sounds like hes about to croak lmao, someone get him a glass of water for fucks sake
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>>154694253
2>1>4>3
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SO IT'S A
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Is ally mccoist dying?
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Håland touches so far: 0
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>>154694309
We all are.
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>>154694304
FUCKING SLIP
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Watch the SD stream that'd 35s behind
The HD stream that's 40s behind
Or the FHD stream that's 90s behind?
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>>154694275
wtf are you doing here?
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fraud land
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How are these people professional players?
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city looking leggy

doesn't bode well for mememouth
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>>154694271
Someone touched him right in his coochierella
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>>154694335
crisp, clear UHD for me. Match clock displaying the following time right now as I hit send: 23.30
>>
>>
barcelona have pulled out of negotiations for joao pedo
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>kwabceido
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How much money was the useless negro Joao Pedro again
>>
would have been kino if sir rosenior was there
>>
>>154694360
kek
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>>154694256
No I mean something will happen and he will bring it up 10 times before the game ends, or he will keep referring to some borijg mix up with Fletch repeatedly, it's annoying
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>>154694337
Nothing unusual about a man watching the cup final mate
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Wembley with much worse grass than Celtic Park, appalling
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>>154694321
>>154694360
I dont get it
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>injured before a WC
kek
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>>154694285
Uzbekistani people are either very white Russian or very Chinese looking and brother Abdukodir fits the latter so I share your sentiment. Uzbekistan are playing at their first world cup next month and you'll see the race disparity in players. But idk how there can be Uzbek fans when its one of the most restrictive countries in the world
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>>154694375
yeah Chelsea would have let 3 goals in by now
>>
POST THAT SNOOTY LOOKING CHELSEA SLAG FROM THE CROWD
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>>154694383
ayy lmao
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>>154694360
I want football to win
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> Pedro
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Pub turned the sound from slightly too quiet to far too loud
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>>154694394
restrictive how?
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>>154694238
I guarantee I'm older than you
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>black lino flags city offside

well done lad
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HALLLAaaaa offside
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>>154694338
It's FALK LANDS
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Haalel has never scored at Wembley
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>>154694397
part of the plan, build city confidence up, just to bash 4 in second half
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>>154694377
Yeah, I know what you mean actually, he does do that lol
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>>154693541
im not gay, a jew, or a women so no I wont be watching
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>>154694431
Zeidy in tatters
>>
He is never scoring a goal at Wembley
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so we're just going to pretend we didn't see that
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>>154694414
They ALWAYS do that
>>
thank god im watching actual sport on the nurburgring instead of this boring shite
>>
I want Chelsea to play 4-4-3 iykyk
>>
what do we reckon then: extra time kino or a tetchy 1-0 slurper decided in the 83rd minute?
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>>154694443
he had the first part of the plan locked down. He just needed to figure out how to do the scoring part
>>
British rose in the Chelsea Samsung kit I saw
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>>154694398
which one
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>>154694471
meme track
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hate myself and want to die
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>>154694377
It's like the Chelsea Liverpool game last week, Ally and the commentator spent the whole game talking about whether or not Santos got a touch on the free kick
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>>154694476
0-0 (4-5 on pens)
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Does Chelsea do anything else besides chimp out?
>>
love myself and want to live
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>>154694394
I'm not saying it's surprising that Uzbekistanis look Chinese, or that all Chinese people look like Jackie Chan. It's the fact that Khusanov specifically looks like Jackie Chan. Every time he shows up on screen, I can't help but think when Rush Hour 4 will come out.
>>
Based, fuck bernardo
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bernardo deserves a career ending injury
>>
mmhmm yellow carty
nun he cud do
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>>154694498
I'm sure Pep will put you in for the 2nd half phil. Keep your head up
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>get the ball
>get caught
>causes you to slip
>get a yellow card

wutf
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>>154694520
>>154694524
holy zased
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games soft as fuck these days, never a foul
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suns out, rate my matchday fit
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Live myself and want to love
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kwab
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Lmao wtf is wrong with argies
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Ally have a Strepsil or something please
>>
Mudryk took a stem cell from a cow that had roids in it and got banned for 4 years what a tosser
>>
>>154694540
why did you shave your arms?
>>
Cole Palmer looks like his IQ cant be much higher than 80
>>
Pedro out of the wc. Welcome back, Nerman.
>>
>>154694540
neoliberal :)
>>
>>154694489
based Ukraine bro. That one in the white samsung shirt looks like a moody slag
>>
sudacas dropping like flies
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>>154694540
>chinos
if i ever see you in rochdale youre getting heemed lad
>>
I just lent my phone to my daughter so she could draw a picture of sonic from Google images. And for 5 minutes I watched the football instead of watching 4chan.

And it was bliss
>>
João Pedro is half Ronaldo half Nicolas Jackson
>>
>>154694557
he only knows how to kick ball and he seems to have forgotten how to do that
>>
>>154694540
Propa poofta/10
>>
THAT TACKLE FROM ENZO ON BERNARDO IS PRECISELY WHY ARGENTINA WILL BEAT PORTUGAL IN THE WORLD CUP QUARTER FINAL ITS THE INDIO BLOOD WARRIOR AVENGING HIS ANCESTOR AGAINST THE CONQUISTADORES
>>
>>154694540
Faggot/10
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>>154694540
shift at Currys PC World after
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>le oasis man
Do Man City really not have any other fans to invite to their matches?
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>>154694540
Fag
>>154694553
He's a homosexual
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>>154694540
Ginger bastard.
>>
Carrick's wheel status has been confirmed btw
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>>154694540
Pedo/10
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>>154694540
>lilac
fucking poof
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>>154694544
2 class tackles back to back
Gets booked
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Chelsea will get a red this game
>>
Imagine going to watch this instead of being at the UTK rally.

Couldn't be me!
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>semen
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whats with these fragile little black Chelsea boys falling apart? They’ve been doing nothing all season in their number 9 spot in the league
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>>154694582
There's Curly Watts but he might be dead desu
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Do these people even practice shooting? Or just practice flopping?
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>>154694588
united really want to be citys bitch forever huh.
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nearly went in that
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Chelsea will get another red card.
>>
>Semen ho
>>
HESKEYYYYYY
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>>154694588
It was confirmed when he spanked the scousers.
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Is it me or are none of the players actually putting in effort in fear of getting injured before the world cup?
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CUCU CUCUREYA
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>>154694578
j'annule le mufa
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>>154694582
I think one of the hollyoaks characters from the mid 2000s supported them
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semenboy what are you doing
>>
Why did I go out of my way to watch this
What's the point
Football's fucking shite
>>
Game of Thrones advert?
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love when they shill tv shows during the footie
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>>154694540
looking good there lad, gyno a bit obvious though.
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cheers lads
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to the moon
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>>154694635
to shitpost with the boys
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>>154694647
do you live in a van?
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>>154694647
woah I haven’t seen you post on here in a while
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>>154694647
Nice van
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>>154694647
tiny house?
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>>154694628
Enzo just two footed tackled Bernardo mate
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>>154694647
lovely!! cheers xx
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>>154694647
ive never seen redstripe in cans
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>>154694647
Knowers will recognise narrow boat man
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the gf
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>>154694647
do you live in a horse trailer lad?
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>>154694668
wut? it’s like a uni rave staple here in bongland
>>
>>154694649
is there something wrong with the pitch

Players look to be off somehow, like they're slipping and misjudging things
>>
>>154694659
>>154694661
>>154694663
narrowboat
>>154694668
huh, bottles in the US?
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>>154694647
Insanely comfy
>>
haaland really is just the finnish john carew
>>
Bought some brown jeans because they looked good in the shop but they don't go with ANYTHING
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>>154694676
doctor really made a hash of that c section
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>>154694588
He and United will be here next year
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>>154694676
what happened to the belly
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>>154694676
weird crease on her belly lad, worth getting it checked out
>>
got a horrible feeling Chelsea are going to dink one in and it'll just be 1-0 bros
>>
>>154694688
Nonce.
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>>154694683
>>154694688
only bottles
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>>154694676
the state of those cuts kek
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>>154694697
zesty
>>
>>154694695
all the beauty of the colour brown mixed with the pure comfort of jeans
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fucking dogshit match so far literally nothing has happened
>>
>>154694688
>narrowboat
very cool
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>>154694647
are you watching from the peng gf's bedroom?
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>>154694697
>Bottom right
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>>154694676
the penis having gf
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>>154694695
I noticed that when I went through a brown corduroy phase. They just didn't work with any outfit. Weirdly brown chinos do go with everything.
>>
Proper Slurper this
>>
What a slurper. Wembley's fucking silent. Fuck this, I'm watching anime instead.
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>>154694676
did she used to work at greggs?
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>>154694676
>self harm scars
do foids really?
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>>154694697
why does that guy have a headphone in? can a zoomer explain this phenomenon to me?
>>
>>154694697
All the races represented
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>>154694676
BPD? I know that bussy is fire
>>
>>154694676
>self harming gf
Leave bro
>>
I'm inspired to purchase a nice pair of slacks
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>>154694697
>0 pimples across different races
London water clears your skin
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>>154694676
why cut yourself there?
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>>154694776
listening to commentary probably
>>
>>154694781
i don't think i've ever been to a game with more than two represented
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>2026
>BBC still doesn't broadcast the FA Cup Final in UHD
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chelseas lineup looks like that grenville tower victims memorial pic i saw last week
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>>154694776
>he's not in a 24/7 discord call with the lads narrating every moment of his life
couldnt be old man
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>>154694791
This but mcdonalds
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>>154694757
All these back passes making my dingle tingle
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>>154694733
cheers
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>>154694799
but why? he’s there live and also the commentary will be completely out of sync
>>
>>154694745
i don't think penises appear that high up
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>>154694791
this but red stripe
>>
>>154694697
dem niggas be looking gay as hell
>>
>>154694776
for communication with a third party to make bets on yellow cards
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>>154694808
get your licence paid then
>>
>>154694647
Hello murderer
>>
>>154694815
Comfy
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Ya know when they say to report racism via text on the big screen in stadium. Do people actually even bother to text them
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protec from what
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>>154694815
Very jel. Wife and I considered a narrow boat. Do you find it has enough space for you?
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>semen slurpa final
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>>154694814
jose get off spee and pick me up a bag of milk
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>45 minutes of game time without a goal
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Tuchel here to see all the players he will not be taking to the World Cup
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>>154694815
Too comfy that mate. This country is lovely really.
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>>154694837
racists
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>>154694837
Protect it from other sport.
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>>154694837
racism, sexism, homphobia, transphobia, antsemitism.
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>>154694815
Corrrrr. THIS is what Britain is about.
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>>154694837
its a message to the players to stop slurping around with backpasses and hoof it up there
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>>154694837
cricket
>>
>>154694837
From backpass
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>>154694815
How much has that cost you, roughly?
>>
>>154694833
Yeah they text in and call you a nigger
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>>154694837
The you know whos
>>
hearing bad words on TV before 9pm :(
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>>154694815
>>154694848
Need this flattened to make room for new housing estates pronto
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>>154694848
This is England
>>
You better be preparing those half time slags boys, don't let the jannies win.
>>
>>154694815
where do you poop?
>>
Mark Gooey
>>
>>154694827
The missus pays for it
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>>154694848

holy - where is that
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>>154694833
of course
full of grassers
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>>154694892
What about halftime anime?
>>
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>>154694838
yeah but we live pretty minimal anyway, even before the boat. i’d say take a holiday on one at the start of summer and another in the middle of winter to see if it’s something you’d be able to deal with. ours is 52ft and has plenty of room for me, my wife and my cat
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Haalingz peaked a 21. SAD!
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>Ally McCoist commentating in one channel
>Craig Burley in the US ESPN coverage
Both are extremely irritating god sake someone put duck tape to their mouths
>>
stevie pronouncing guehi wrong because he isn't into that kind of stuff
>>
Why have they paid Steven Gerrard to say one sentence every fifteen minutes then
>>
Bought a city kit just to wear for this game kek
>>
>>154694895
They have toilets mate. Some have a cassette, some have a pump-out system, some even have incendiary toilets
>>
>>154694900
luton
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>>154694884
i just know my ass is gonna end up in one of these with some nondescript gf that i tolerate
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is this the worst fa cup final ever?
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>>154694837
American Franchise System
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>>154694845
It's not looking good.
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>>154694884
Exactly. Where else are all the new arrivals going to live?
>>
>>154694914
flying pig if he was indian
>>
>>154694848
Corr imagine all the immies you could fit in there
>>
Should I plan a trip to Jordan? I hear they have really good food but they don’t share it
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>>154694900
Peak District
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>>154694902
if theyre anime slags and not wearing much ill allow it
>>
>>154694914
Speaking of city, wtf happened to the dutchfag?
>>
Stop parking the bus reeeee
>>
>>154694815
Rosie and Jim ahh nigga
>>
Era!
>>
>>154694944
>Peak District

was it named by zoomers
>>
lol
>>
>>154694904
Extremely comfy settings
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Score sum fackin goals lads
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>>154694922
The British Dream
>>
VARchester cheaty
>>
Neymar would have scored or at least sold the penal dive better
>>
>>154694907
McCoist is unbearable, and I swear he sounded half drunk during a champions league match the other week.
>>
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>>154694875
the boat cost about £50k. pay about 1.3k/year for ur license, but no council tax, and maybe another grand or so a year on coal and diesel (obvs that’s getting more expensive)
>>154694944
corrr gorgeous part of the world. i’m heading up there soon
>>
ERA
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>>154694938
if pikachu was an infidel
>>
how is that a PK?
>>
Holy fucking slurp
Gonna go buy some drinks, what do you lads want
>>
>>154694904
Cutie
>>
the brazilian twink fears the uzbek chad
>>
>>154694914
>the last thing a 12 year old Pakistani Brit sees in Rotherham before getting molested
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>>154694884
ending up here is my biggest fear 2bh
>>
just watch it on BBC, TNT is always shite
>>
foul anywhere else on the pitch 100%
>>
>Manchester Riggy
>>
Celtic would have gotten a penalty for that.
>>
Darren sounds like a tranny.
>>
>>154694884
I'd be willing to wager that by now every single space will be filled and there will be white vans parked next to the grass bits making driving through there a nightmare.

Only ever seen one new build estate with enough parking and that was because it was in the north with cheap land.
>>
>>154694923
Remember that United-Chelsea one that was the first at new Wembley as an absolute slurper
>>
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>pen for a shoulder barge
get up
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>>154694981
>no council tax

Seen all that about Zack Polanski and some Starmerite lawyer dweeb trying to skewer him for not paying Council Tax and it might land a load of boaters in trouble lel
>>
Kek
>>
>>154694239
>>154694239
>>154694239
new
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no penalty for me

>>154694848
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All these players should dress in Pikachu costumes and play 5 minutes of the final in Pikachu costumes would be cute and kino.
>>
>>154694990
irn bru and some watermelon 3 dot velo please lad
>>
>>154694999
lovely drive to charge your EV carpod to drive to the designated slop supermarket of your zone
>>
slurp status?
>>
>>154695014
>led with his leg and trips him with it
>"Shoulder to shoulder, good challenge!"
>>
>>154694990
red stripe and barrs cherryade
>>
>>154695014
used his leg to take him out
>>
>>154694424
He's mixing up with Turkmenistan
>>
>>154694999
Could be worse. Could be a Canadian suburban rain drenched low rise apartment with a view of the strip mall and a gas station.
>>
>0.12 xG
>>
chelsea playing well, this means they are getting a red card soon
>>
>>154695009
for me its the ones with "garages" that aren't big enough to fit any kind of vehicle in
>>
>>154695040
Bonnie Blue
>>
>>154695040
slurped
>>
new

>>154695080
>>154695080
>>154695080
>>154695080
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>>154695056
pics lad? I love these urban hellscapes its amusing
>>
enjoying the slurp fellas? watching max verstappen overtake a beamer at near 300km/h on fucking grass just seems a bit more entertaining to me
>>
I really don't get what or what isn't a penalty nowadays. Clear through on goal and no attempt to made a ball but it's considered a shoulder barge? I feel like if an attacking player does a similar move on a defender outside the box that's a foul, no? What happened to the game man, I'm getting too var brained
>>
>>154695065
I've just spend almost £3k fixing the roof of my garage and I'm not sure I'll be able to use it. I can fit my car in but it's in an alleyway and neighbours park up to the edge of the garage (on both sides of the alley) so getting in is a bitch. This is on a 1970s terrace.
>>
>>154695042
this
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>>154694582
Marco Pierre White
>>
>>154694165
Most women in Japan dont look like this they look like those racist caricatures of Chink people, narrow eyes, round faces, bad teeth, same 3 haircuts.



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