cute, feminine dick /cric/

had at leat 5 uber rides with abbas the subject of conversation

>>154693729
what did the cars smell like

if someone else asks the question, I will answer

YFO

>>154693757
smelt like paki smelly bum ass very smelly monkey butt

caught up last thread
saw certain man was blabbing on about all sorts of randome shite then (being obsessed with me) thought I was chatting to him
lmao as if I care about washed up ex-protag poll riggers. anyways hope the idiots at bard's club let him have a bat today - imagine leaving all those forceful front-foot cuts on the table

>>154695363
chin-ups then bed mate

eurovision 2 bongs 45 bings
see you on /int/

us straight guys will be staying on /sp/ thank you

nothing gay about eurovision mate

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definitely not

she'd beat the shit out of you

>she
why are you shilling this degeneracy so much anyway
want to come out?

Is this the gay faggot general?

>>154697379
/hoc/ is the other way

>>154697379
you might have a point with all these eurovision lovers

Anyone who watches Eurovision is a poofta. Fact.

>>154695363
They tried their best not to let me have a bat again, put me down at 8 ffs
Chasing a low target too, so thought it was pretty certain I wouldn't get in
But the batsmen decided to fuck up the chase, so I managed to get in with a muscular 0* (9) to see us over the line (tried to win it with a big hoik for six, missed the ball, and went through the keeper's legs for four byes)
Would have been nice to get some runs off the bat, but did what was required to get the win, and at least I didn't get out (third red-inker in a row, some might say I'm simply undismissable)

Annoying thing is there would have been good justification for opening with me today

We were chasing a low total and rain was forecast, so you may as well send out someone who likes to give it a bit of a biff as an opensperson

El capitano agreed with that strategy, but instead of turning to me he promoted our ordinary number 7 (who had also bowled to the top of the order), and he promptly got a 5-ball duck

All part of the game I suppose. Do like to play at the best level I can, and certainly don't think the 1s are beyond me. Just a bit annoying to be so far down the order, when I'll never get the chance to build a proper innings. Will have to earn the right to do that for the 1s (apparently an average of 84 for the 2s isn't quite enough to give me a chance at the top of the order)

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Shouldn't be allowed

Australia will win eurovision

I just won eurovision

don't understand how australia (continent) could possibly be in europe (different continent)

>>154699292
>This is supposed to grow cricket in America

bards coach needs to teach him how to stop bloviating. might need a whole coaching team.

imagine keeping with bard at the crease
the neek would never shut up about the 0*(3) he made back in 2021 or some shite

One of the uni lads was spreading rumours in the dressing room that I have a massive schlong again
Not sure why this particular rumour has followed me around my whole life

what about “you should know”

you should know about the 5th reply ITT