HT: 0-0Yep, it's complete shit
fuck anime
>>154695014VARchester Cheaty get away with everythingtakes him out with his leg and they call it a shoulder to shoulder challenge lmao
If I see anyone posting slags, there will be bans handed out.
I'm 33 in two months and I've never dated, kissed or done any intimate contact with a woman
im not watching this how can you even watch that shit when football died today?
what food shall i spend a stupidly high premium to have a brown person deliver to my door?
I've never been less enthusiastic about an FA Cup Final in my 40 year lifetime. Two absolutely soulless clubs playing an absolute slurper.
NIGGERS
>>154695103What stopping you?
>>154695103doesn't matter unless you tell people
>>154695097Look at him fling himself to the ground waving his arms around like a bender
Is there any decent game on after this or am I going to have to resort to Eurovision?
I'm not liking this Citeh performance rn
How many players do chelsea need before they challenge for the prem/cl again?
>>154695103>33Whats your job la?
>>154695131Damn she's ugly
>>154695017Is this kek kek, kek kwab, or kek lol?
>Batman doing the slide on that ad on TNTReally?
>>154695131Yeah they're playing like shit
>>154695138The only way you challenge the title nowadays is paying off the PGMOL
Anime
anime
English rose.
>>154695102ly too babes x
>>154695158She looks like my sis and therefore I hate her
>>154695103same and i'm also 32yo, what a life huh
>>154695103I'm 34, have kissed women and had sex with one even though I'm gay
>>154695124Society >>154695141I've been a NEET since I left school in 2009 at 16
116
>>154695158Looks like AI
>>154695158sandy arm 2/10 wouldnt bang
>>154695174How to learn this power?>>154695176Reject society
Married for ten years and divorced. Not going back.
>>154695138i dont know who any of these people are
>>154695176>NEET for 17 yearsHow though, what funded this 17 year period?
>>154695172ur sis want a dicking perchance?>>154695176literally living my dreami kneel
I'm tired of pretending City play exciting football. They just pass it sideways until they bore the opposition to death.
Get the half time japanese slags posted
>>154695228>b-but you don’t get it they masters of le positional play it’s all about winning!
>>154695230why does she wear the mask?
>>154695230For me are Wednesdey and Friday
>>154695145cringe post
>>154695228it had end product at one pointnot for a while though
>>154695230>149cmisnt that legally a midget?imagine
Defensive masterclass
The last time I had sex Boris Johnson was the Prime Minister
Hope Chelsea win, Guardiola is a cunt.
I think Chelsea are gonna win this.
>>154695199Ez, just don't be a sperg.Unfortunately I'm a sperg around guys so there's that
NNNNNNNNNNNNNNN.....
>>154695214bennies, I get a flat paid for being a certified autistic write-off, they don't want me mingling in society but don't have the political capital to put us down so they pay us off.
>>154695202Don't think she's allowing you back mate.
>>154695153And being owned by arabs
CHE CHE CHE CHE CHE CHELSEA
>>154695103same but I’m 30. dw bro we are doomed now
pep clapping and pointing at luh white board rn
>>154695252she's clapped don't look her up
>>154695172How's life with having a 10/10 sister?
>>154695278Same thing.
>>154695158Sharpe was so kino bros
cmon chelshit! my dream is that pep wins a measly league cup in his last season
>>154695282any kino meme songs this eurovision?
>>154695259Are you trying to have sex or have you given up?
I've had sex with 2 Japanese girls
>>15469513824-25 new players
>>154695273How much gibs you getting monthly? Like do you see yourself always being a NEET?
>>154694999>>154695056At least you guys have "walkable cities", the only housing in the US all looks like this, is a 40 minute drive away from the supermarket and in the states where life is worth living it still costs one million dollars and a measly 400k dollars in the states where fentanyl has turned everyone into zombies from Resident Evil
>>154695230For me it's Thursday.
why do so many players with double barrel names play on the wings?
>>154695296have to laugh at the pundits on the beeb all sat with clipboards and pens in front of them
rate Georgian Mc ad
>>154695321Gave up under Sunak, just like the rest of the country really
>>154695337the neekydem x
>>154695338wtf even in georgia all the people in their ads are brown this is woke gone mad
Can't watch lads, who is performing the halftime show?
>>154695103Are you me
>>154695354beret girl is cute
>>154695338are those tight undulating zoomer tummies indicative of the usual mcdonalds customer?
This game is going to spoil the exitment for the world cup... is this the level of football that were going to watch in half the WC matches?
>>154695354jannie meetup?
>>154695320Would have been the perfect opportunity to make a song that lent itself to becoming a world Cup cong. Simple, singable, corny and catchyHave no idea what everyones actually chosen
scan the qr code to buy a tv licence
Halftime holodem
>>154695377notheyve let in so many shit teams that every games gonna end 3-0 until the knockouts
For me it’s Norma
>>154695354All of them. Any order.
Sharkey incoming
>>154695388how do they know?
>>154695386What about that one James Corden did? Chuffing legend he is
>>154695354discord advert
>Tv licence shilling
Come on Chelsea plz win.
>>154695366It's probably 7 year olds taking penalties against "keepers" who let them score, with 1 kid who can't even kick the ball hard enough to cross the line which gets super awkward as they realise there's no way they can prevent his humiliation.
>>154695377this match is tetchy garbage because neither team wants to losemeanwhile a 2AM group game between Uzbekistan and DR Congo is going to be a screamer because they have nothing to lose
>>154695397for me, its number 3
>>154695388mmhmm x
>>154695338Looks like she's spitting fire
>>154695388They've been pushing it a lot again recently. Had a letter through the other day as well.BBC on their knees
>>154695373>beret girl is cute>girl
>>154695406men in ven
>>154695354I know it smells crazy there. Those arguments about whose turn it is to wash the dishes must be tearing that polycule apart
>just got home from work>already ordered pizza>gf went out with her friends and will come back on Monday>get to watch my team win the FA cup on full blastAww yeah, I'm so comfy
> copium jar
>>154695377Nobody cares about the world cup after qatar used slave labor to build their stadiums
>BBC advertising a licenseI have litearlly never seen this before1. If I don't have a license, how would I be watching?2. If they have to advertise it, does that mean a shitload of people are cancelling theirs?Freaky stuff.FREAKY stuff.
When was the last time you went swimming?
>>154695377No, players care about their country, this is just a collection of merenaries
>>154695377this will be one of the worst world cups. already ZERO hype for it and the first 60 games don’t even count
>>154695431Need them defunded
>>154695310Aye.
will never not make me rofl the FA putting loads of business seats directly ahead of the hard cam so every single second half starts with a desert of empty seats in the centre
>>154695338McDonald's is better in Europe. The one in Prague was a gourmet burger with proper chips
>>154695465Ont holiday last year lad
>>154695354Would fill Beret's tight little bussy
>>154695347If you're semi good looking and need a quick shag, just go to a rough pub on a Friday night and you're bound to pick up a thirsty little slut looking for a quickie.
City to lose the League and the FA Cup in Pep's final season. excellent script.
Semen
Just turned in. Why is it so empty?
>>154695477Half the City end is empty too kek
>>154695467Mate you're England BAnd I know we're Nigeria B before you start
>>154695465Last Sunday, took my daughter for an hour
>>154695495>he thinks peps leavinghes gonna stay another decade while saying hes leaving every year
>semen-yo
>>154695354Ah yes, Bristol.
rate the shop lads
>>154695513>took my daughter for an hour erm??????
>>154695488>If you're semi good lookingHaha, yeah, about that...
>>154695470You just know that there will be loads of teams emulating Arsenal's scrums in the penalty area and the shitty refs they pick won't be able to stamp it out.Predicting another Italia 90.
>>154695514
cant
>>154695506Mate come back when you've beat us at a major tournament, be quiet until then
Chelsea dropping like flies whenever anyone's fingernail scrapes past them
Any Ian man in?
>>154695528coorrrrrrr/10
>>154695528you've got an iron belly
>>154695541that's clearly a man
>>154695526i always wondered wtf was in bristol. now i know
>>154695421
Why is sanchez cosplaying as cech
>>154695467not the irish players anyway kek
>>154695541thats a man
>>154695501?????????????
>>154695541Fucking state of that sex offender FREAK
>>154695458>if I don't have a license, how would I be watching?Same way I do?
>>154695545That must be why Ireland chooses never to qualify.
>>154695541Moni...
>>154695534ok well as long as youre 6'2 or more then
>>154695541Ah so that's where Monica went.
>>154695564Aura farming
>>154695528Need Pringles and babybells and 4 more cans
>>154695528>Dr Pepper ZeroBased forward planner
>>154695558Thats just paki girls
>>154695586>>154695590does Moni still post over there 24/7? haven’t been to r9k in a while
>>154695501Still queuing for a HT pint
>>154695506You're Nigeria A. It's fine imo because France is everywhere-in-Africa-that-is-not-Nigeria A.
>This is literally the only football game in the entirety of England todaythey couldn't have given us a playoff semi or an evening prem game or summat? why are the FA so gay?
>>154695450> gf went out with her friends and will come back on MondayAnon i….
>>154695597why are pakistani girls always such titletsi get hit on by them cos they all have some white fetish nowadays but theyre always flat AF
>>154695481Can’t say about Georgian, but Ukrainian McDonald's tastes better than the most European ones.
I've officially given up watching and am now just on my phoneMay look up if the commentators get loud
>>154695595people will call me insane, but 50:50 cherry dr pepper:red wine in the morning will set you right
might just go out for a walk, this slurper is sending me to sleep
>>154695354would beret
>>154695528enjoy the diarrhoea
>>154695321Who is this fat pig? asking for a friend
Burgers I‘m so sorry for this terrible Display. Certified Slurper, Unit?
why is Tuchel there? there are only 4 english players on the pitch
>>154695625WOW who's this feminine woman?I'd love to put my penis in her vagina and impregnate her so she gives natural woman birth to our child.
Manchester Shitty and Poop Guardiola
if I had to watch this garbage match without this thread and you guys I would probably off myself
>>154695620i literally havnt watched one minute of this game and have just been posting here with the lads
>>154695625fuckkkkkkkk please have a willy please have a willy please have a willy
gashto
this semen slurping sport? not sure its for me
>>154695641Based
>>154695634so when the game is over he can tell them all that this game is proof enough as to why they're not going to the World Cup
>>154695641same
>>154695627If you have Nauseua, heartburnindigestionUpset stomach...
Is it easy to get a trans gf thenI'd rather not but it's desperate times desu
>trafford
two nooticers in the touchline there
>arsenal lose league cup because of sub keeper>city lose FA cup because of sub keeperhmmmm
>my eurovision dinner arrived
why did man united name their stadium after their local rival's first choice keeper?
>>154695663They‘re dudes with boobs
just put my fungal toe and athlete's foot cream on lads. cheers x
>>154695673disgusting. why is it all so brown
>>154695659Am generally quite live and let live but if I were Prime Minister I'd bring back the death penalty for everyone involved in this
Fraudiola getting chased out by Arteta with just a carabao, just like his friend Klopp.
Is Cucurella the best left forward in the world?
>>154695673COOOOORRRRR
>>154695675lets hope hes not as leaky as their roof
Need a rule where if the final is a complete slurp, the prince can order the match to go straight to penalties
>>154695673neoliberal FEAST
>spafford
>>154695673>jewvision
£170 for two playoff final tickets next week, category 2. Fucking hell.
>>154695663they are desperate too if not more so.if they are still within the first five or so years of HRT then they are effectively at the mental age of a teenager (second puberty). a lot of them have shit personalities.
dead
>>154695663I think they outnumber cis men on discord, so presumably.
>>154695685live in london and ask myself this question every day
>>154695712enjoy losing to middlesborough 2-0
>>154695634There would be an absolute Paki mely if he didn't turn up
>>154695673Where are the turkey twizzlers?
>Go for a shit>Come back>Still 0-0I mean, seriously, what the actual FUCK? WTF HAPPENED!?!?!!?
>>154695724why arent you at the game
Why do refs make all those gay arm movements now
this game is just penalty appeals
GIB PENAL NOW
>>154695738he would be saying the same thing there too!
City is gonna score 2 after the 70th min
>>154695736you only had a 30 second shit>>154695741that was a quenelle
Shame that Tuchel will be forced to play one of Foden or Palmer at the World Cup in order to meet diversity quotas.
>>154695724so do i. 90% of browns are insufferable. The other 10% (those who basically don’t do anything brown) are decent and are actually integrated
>>154695694Probably the only memorable advert of the last 2 yearsExcept of course>GILETTE>THE BEST A MAN CAN GET
>>154695712Smallest nipples in the world
>referee pundit on TV agrees with the referee's decisionWhen do they ever not. All ex-copper freemason dodgy geezers.
> yellow
>>154695712500 quid for a Ryder cup day ticketPrice of sporting events is a joke now, fucking kikes and their government stooges allowing a ticketmaster monopoly was a joke
>>154695738>plastic russian oil team vs plastic arab oil teamthis is easily the worst final in years, decadesI feel abolutely 0 favouritism towards one team or the other
iSlurp
>>154695767*guy gets fucking murdered in the box*YEAH THAT'S A CLEAN CHALLENGE FOR ME, GREAT DECISION FROM THE REF
>>154695760>last 2 yearsthey've been around at least 20 mate
me finks the blue team will win
>Gay-he
>>154695712>getting nipples tatooedwhy
>>154695776he got the ballnot even a foul imo
>>154695767Mike Dean quite often talks shit about them on Soccer Saturday, it's fairly entertaining
stay under my cucurellaellaellaay ay ay
>>154695663not a good looking one, the average trans is nothing like the fit ones you see online they mostly just look like grim men in wigs
>>154695760>gillette >2 yearsthat’s like over 2 or even 3 decades old zoomer
pep losing in a final to a coach without badges would be hilarious
>>154695780live in london or from london
>>154695793Mike Dean is still a cunt though.
>It's been a n*ggery gameWhat did the commentator mean by this?
why does pep hate foden so much
>>154695780>RussianAnon...
What does Nordic Ngubu do?
>>154695819hes too zesty. keeps sucking off the players when peps trying to give a team talk
>>154695809Corrrrrr
>>154695809How do I get a brown/black gf that is heavily into raceplay?
>>154695795Need them working in my local Post Office pronto
>>154695802>>154695786I'm talking specifically about the Tom Grennan song they used since 2024ACTUALLY
>>154695767The funniest thing is watching the champions league and them telling you why it won't be a penalty. Then saying correct decision when the pen is given.
*saves your country*
Back from walking the dog. Did I miss anything?
>>154695819he's a homophobe
>>154695541Is he still around /brit/ lads?
Took a shit and its still 0-0
>>154695823>playing vs a team in the top halfnothing as always>>154695850be whitebe 6 feet pluscome to the uk
>>154695850Get a brown or black gf
It's nice that two League Two teams got to the final this year
>>154695875He runs the /britfeel/ discord but no he doesn't post on /brit/.
This game is cheeks
>>154695858can't believe mumberg fancies this FREAK
How we feeling BlueCo bros?
>>154695858streeting just said we should re-join EUhow can burnsie out-do that?
>>154695895its all bots nowadays anyway to be fair
I used to think Crystal Palace were the real African team until I saw the Chelsea lineup today
This is the worst fa cup final in years
>>154695858>Trusting Scousers
getafe would heem both of these teams
that wasn't offside
luh bored desu
ERA PENAL
what should i get from mcdonalds later?
Who is the black guy in the man city coaching staff? Seen him all season but I don't remember him in previous seasons
>>154695897often wonder how many of these weird women who hang around the local politics scene like chapping doors and counting ballots etc really just want pumped off some well-to-do politician
Khusanov gets away with murder every game. Same for Bernardo silva.
fucking hell come on lads please someone just score a goal this game is tragis>>154695913i mean in retrospect brexit was a mistake
slippy?
>>154695858Is that in your path mate? Or no?
>>154695923
Mad how football is just begging for penalties now
>>154695937nugs nugs nugs mccrispy
pulling his arm
>>154695858Things must be dire
>>154695939Kolo Toure?
>>154695939he's the premier league performance coach for city
So slurpy that they're constantly diving a screaming for penals
how many times has this fucking macaco gone down?
Why Rodri no longer tucks his shirt?
>>154695858Will literally never vote for a northener
>>154695939designated VAMOS coach a new position pioneered by Zidane
>>154695937probably diarrhea
Chelsea manager looks like a twat
We all agree that foul on Pedro in the 1st half was a penalty right
>mfw watching this game as an arsenal fan
>>154695986He was fouled in the first half
>>154695913Joining Hamas?
Score some fucking goals
>>154696013yep cut him off with his legwould be a foul anywhere else on the pitch
Okay lads, it's time. Which black player is missing the decisive penalty?
chelsea are a pretty kino teamthey scam their way to finals and then make out like bandits with the trophy
>>154696003Never in my life got it from maccies
>>154695937It’s too expensive for what it isBuy a loaf of bread and some good cheese
By the way, does anyone know why the replays in the FA Cup are so much worse than in the PL? It’s literally the same stadiums.
>>154696028Semen-yo
short corners are gay. just hoof it into the box
>>154695993this. they have too much aura and it intimidates me. need to split off the country below sheffield so all the alphas can fuck off together
>>154696028enzo
>>154696019whats will smith thinking here
>>154696013Obviously
Fuck this semen slurping game, I'm gonna watch anime instead.
>>154696040it's just wembleyeven the main camera angle is shite
>>154696032I don’t want to go out so delivery prices anyway
>>154696028all the english players are missing and then the camera is going to cut to tuchel each time
>>154695946>do hrt>chop off dick>still commit suicide anywaylel
>>154696040its broadcast on the beebthey have no money because nobody here pays their tv liscence
anyone see that absolute QUEEN of a steward by chelsea’s right corner?
does this qualify as "slop"
>>154696028cole palmer
that girl sitting near the corner was proper peng lads
>le short corner maymayfor what purpose?
what does Palmer's barber do for a living?
>>154696053how can cucking be real if our eyes arent real>>154696077yes
>>154696045Who tells them to do itIt never works
GOLAZO
need a narrow chelsea loss in regular time so they're ready for Spurs on Tuesday, not hungover or exhausted but also not too dejected
need to bring on garnacho to unlock this game
>>154695962McDonalds are dead to me since that fucking embarassing McRib revival where they put near zero toppings on them. Not to mention the Mctasty and Arch burgers all using quarter pounder burgers now so they're just double quarterpounders with different sauces.They're not cheap, quality is shit, they constantly get the orders wrong and you have to wait ages as they only cook to order and all the Uber drivers get priority. How are they not making huge losses?
>Scorching Palmer
>>154696019Jada Plinkett doesn't even like white men, but her desire to cuck Will in public in front of as many people as possible overcomes her natural preferenceShe is evil incarnate lmao
GOLAÇO SEMEN YO
CASTER SEMENYO CASTER SEMENYO CASTER SEMENYO
sexy
>>154696096SEMEN YO SEMEN YO SEMEN YO SEMEN YO SEMEN YO SEMEN YO SEMEN YO SEMEN YO SEMEN YO SEMEN YO SEMEN YO SEMEN YO SEMEN YO SEMEN YO SEMEN YO SEMEN YO SEMEN YO SEMEN YO
lol
wish mudryk could come on desu
>>154695858Will he even beat reform in the by election?
>>154696092>how can cucking be real if our eyes arent realnow that's an old meme.
>chelshit
Lucky cunt
good goal but he's still shit
>>154696103*slaps you* dont ever talk about mGOALLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLFSDAFASEDFSDF
that was smooth
How dare they ruin a slurper with that
SEMEN HOE
holy fuck
nice goal, turned a shit pass into a goal desu
great goal tbf
semenyo brilliant display of black excellence
how tf can you be named "semen"
PURE CLASS NOT GANNA LIE
It’s ogre
forgot haaland was on
>>154696139Theres an entire team in thailand called semen dong
>CELSHIT
TEKKERS
Chelshit
Chelsea shitty tap in in the 87th minute. trust
Apart from the amazing finishing touch, lets take time to appreciate yet another Haaland assist
So Chelsea are going to be Tottenham next season
Why the f they name their son semen yo lmao
>>154696139I think the word "semen" doesn't mean that over there where he came from, in Croydon.
>>154696160Don't post this slut (thanks).
Penmer is proper shit
>>154696139In African it translates to "river warrior"
>>154696139we were all semen at some point buddy.
Damn!! So close
>>154695080over
THAT WAS LIQUID FOOTBALL
>Enzo Fernaanbread
Haaland looks at you like this. What do?
CAM ON CHELSEE SCORE SAM FACKIN GOALS
ok its overchelsea offering nothingpenzo is proper shit
Useless rentboys.
Semen yoo
coach threw Cucurella under the bus
>>154696123Do NOT post this slut (gracias).
>>154696193#swag
>Ah it’s brilliant!!!I get so irrationally angry whenever I hear this fucking phrase repeated a gorillion times every game
Chelsea are literally Club World Cup CHAMPIONSHOW have had they had such a shit trophyless, potentially europeless season?
What Neto gon' do?
>>154696188Deep
>>154696019Vile woman
>>154696211Send Cucurella to a goddamn barber.
rentboy bros, our pimp is gonna beat us tonight
>Le Manchester Citeh win again maymay
>>154696099i reckon deliveries are a massive part of how they’re still making money though. people sat at home paying inflated app prices. they also save loads by simplifying everything and using the same ingredients across half the menu now. feels like the whole place is designed around pumping out delivery orders rather than serving actual customers in the restaurant.
SEMENYO GIRLkek
any lads wanna hang out after the game?
>>154696220because Maresca had the audacity to ask for experienced players and not TBoehlz's BBCs
>>154695273Wtf how do I get this for me? I'm just lazy
>>154696220Trump partied too hard with them. They could never recover.
>>154695111i feel it too greekfren
>another * title from citeh
people will say I am just bandwagoning but I have always loved semen
>>154696236they choked the last 2 finals, keep up.
>>154696220The Chrischan cup is literally a preseason friendly. The fact that anyone was treating it as a serious accomplishment in the summer was embarrassing.
PENALTY IMMUNITY
Era?
chelshit just keep diving for pensit's their only tactic
>>154696223same thing he does every night braintry and take on a man (and fail)
>>154696236Lost the last two fa cup finals though
ERAAAA
>>154696220>Pre-season friendly matches
>Chelsea diving every time they get in the box
When are the 271k charges against city going to be adjudicated on anyway?
khusanov has plot armour
I CAN'T GET A PENALTY
>Gusto on floorHate that twat
>>154696284after Pep leaves +20 years
>city has 2 black players named gay and semen yoPredict the next black players names here
Chelslel could only hope for benuldies now
>>154696239I still go in because I'm autistic about ordering correctly, half the time it's just me and fifteen Just Eat menKFC is even worse
>>154696252FR THESE RENTBOYS BUSSIN ONG NO CAP
>>154696285chelsea players are just soft as shit
Chelsea floppers
CAM ON CHELSEA
>>154696263>24m viewsdoesn't look like a friendly to me
i believe in chelsea. They never lost fa cup final with petr cech in the squad
I just remembered Garnacho
>>154696284Theyre waiting for a season where man utd are in 2nd place
>>154696305My tongue on her armpits
thoughts on victoria coren-mitchell?
why do normies order through delivery apps? I’ve never done it (I don’t ever eat take out real-time) and don’t have the apps but surely the food arrives all cold and soggy and if they get the order wrong then you are stuck. not to mention they inflate the prices
another sheikhanother rig
>cucurella, silva, gabrielWho's going to win the most hated player on rëddit of the year?
Finally some actions
>it was actually a foulTwo pens for Chelsea now
how are chelsea £600 million quids worth of players, smell like money laundering
>>154696291Bangkok Zesti-Smith
>3 ERAs not given lmao the cheating is obvious
Fun fact: In English manage if you split the two words it's man. age. You're ageing men.
>>154696327>>154696323
>>154696327enjoy only connect
>>154696327isnt that mary beard?
real lack of city fans here it's all jfs and uncs
>>154696327settled down for a "nice" man once the cock carousel ground to a halt
>>154696327Underrated pair, good thickness, not into her voice or humour.
era?
>>154696327Doesnt look like that anymore
>>154696327She's old and fat now, that photo must be at least 10 years old
>>154696327Jewish
>>154696327massive slag at uni
>>154696352Im here ><
>>154696356Nope
>>154696352>real lack of city fans herethat's true everywhere
>>154696327Would
so this is the highest level of english football huh ?grim
>>154696327too much of a big posho she wouldn't piss on me if I were on fire
>>154696354whats he reading?
palmer hugging his brother
so where is DSL?
2 clear penalties denied
>>154696329>take out
>>154696342Mental how this didn't work
>>154696379the Corrections by Franzen which actually is a brilliant book. I recommend
Wtf happened to Palmer? He is not the same after his injury
>>154696305Smile and wave smile and wave
>>154696352>here
>>154696356dive
*slips**dies*
>Joao Paedo
>>154696379Heated Rivalry
>>154696387i heard he had an urgent phone call
>>154696379author is Jonathan Franzen, think its The Corrections.
>>154696362she’s still hot as fuck imo. wouldn’t kick her out of bed to get to you
CHELSEA NEED LIAM DELAP
We all back here for the Women's final as well ofc
>>154696387Forgot about him does he still post here
The city favouritism by PGMOL is incredible. They'd have to literally hack someone to death to *maybe* give away a penalty.
Its da prince
Welcome Delap
pedro heemed himself
>>154696387Unironically probably at the game because he's a real fan
fucking dogshit matchneeds a chelsea goal to redeem it
who the fuck is Liam Delap?
>>154696414>since saturday
>DecrapRENT BOY BROS WE'RE SAVED
Decrap
>>154696356how was that not called wtf
>delolyup its ogre for chelshit
>>154696438Son of Rory. Spawned from a long throw.
sir rosenior watching this and smirking
>Liam Delapdeary mehttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SyBse9pv5Kc
Delap masterclass loading..
>>154696327the fact she gets plowed by a midget balding man fascinates me
Haaland cursed to never score a goal at Wembley
what does he do
>>154696449you cant suffer as machine gun kelly
There's an 18th in the pub, they're mostly fat goths but I would LOVE to shag one of them
is "Delap" an english name?
Sky Sports News' Gary Neville at Wembley:"Wembley at fever pitch as the game goes end to end. You sense there’s another goal coming."
Shitty killing it off, Chelsea are a disgrace to their own fans
Garnacho looks sickly
>>154696483remind people that failing your GCSEs doesnt mean you cant make it
>>154696500cheers Gary x
wearing that battyman ting on his head
>>154696471I laughed
>>154696483in awe at how retarded he isgenuinely nothing going on between those ears
>>154696449Sexy bimbo Fox
I'm from the future, Garnacho scores a hat-trick
Good save, however Liam is coming in... ehh turns out it's Garnacho>>154696484>MGKbeen a while since i heard his name
garnacho looks more like a drug addicted lesbian every game
>>154696486Offer her a Dark Mild and tell her you drive me wild.
>>154696491it's spanish for of lap
>£2 gorrilion spent>Need Garbacho to save youKek
>>154696483pay £200 for a really bad haircut
>>154696486basedtake a pic of them and ill pick one for you
>booing garnacho
>>154696500so bizarre when sky sports talkins about shit they have no rights to (fa cup, ucl/el/cl and world cup/euros) like just pretend it doesn't exist nigga
>>154696471video needs to be far lower native quality for it to be a true banger
>>154696503My first thoughts
>>154696511Cech tribute init
>>154696506>>154696515is grealish smarter than him?
new when
>>154696549no point really
>>154696491Irish, his dad played for them even though like most paddy footballers he'd never set foot in the country before playing for them.
Should be 2-1 Chelsea now, daylight robbery
>>154696535for me it's when they do get rights to something and suddenly they start reporting on it as if it's the most important thing in the world
>>154696522would have also accepted jamaican
>>154696549not going extra time lad
>83,000I thought Wembley held 90k?
>>154696522ohh I seegoogle says it could be french too
Not moved in over 2 hours
there is not 83k people there
>>154695694I think having to live with that is punishment enough
Imagine getting scored against by semeney whore
>>154696518In the Argentinian 2nd division?
haaland allergic to scoring at wembley
>>154696557they do this with youtuber footballimagine me waiting for the playoff highlights on their youtube channel and instead they upload KSI playing a 5-a-side with his friends
>>154696564Still Punk
>delap>garnachochelsea have spent 1.8bn since boely arrived and this is their team
>sweeping camera shot over the Man City end and its half empty with the odd gook dotted about
>>154696518in ligue 3?
>>154696560>>154696553Even if there’s no extra time, there will still be enough for another thread
>>154696596butterface
With abrahamowitch chelsea would have already won another champion league title.
>>154696579Just went on Betfair and they're offering odds on 'Spanish influencer boxing'
>Decrap
Morata would've score that
its still tony im afraid
>>154696606I think we can cram +5 mins of nothing happening inbetween page 2 and page 10 lad.
>>154696615
Genuinely not exaggerating when I say I've been watching football for 30 years and this is easily a top 5 most boring game I have ever sat through
>its oversee you in the /int/ eurovision thread lads>>154696629trvth nvke
>delap
>>154696629Alri Phil
Ally McCoist talks too much
>>154696637>Genuinely not exaggeratingok sweetheart
>>154696637LOL come on
Sky Sports News' Gary Neville at Wembley:"It's tough to take for Chelsea, they're coming up against an entire city of men"
>>154696646Come.on Israel!!! Score some fucking votes!!!
>>154696637I've been to 0-0s in person which at least had things in it I remember years later.
>>154696670cheers Gary x
>>154696398Needs Jackson to make space for him
>Yet another FA cup final lostWould've rather lost to Leeds
Delap lol
>>154696665>>154696669I support Birmingham city and even so this is more boring than their usual drivel
Rent boy caught in the act
just remembered there's that giant march in London todaywonder if they, the Chelsea fans and the City fans will get into a big fight or would they all just get along
>>154696670their fans should be used to that though
>>154696646nobody is watching that jewishslop IDF bot
>malo gusto
>>154696684Did Southampton try to spy on Man City's training ground?
>>154696574Shartnatcho wouldnt survive a game vs Chacarita or Nueva Chicago.
>>154696694pubs are shut so nothing will happen
>>154696694theyre neoliberals they will go home
Unironically scrap the FA Cup and make the League Cup the main cup
Oh well, GGs to the biggest cheats in football history. And happy belated Nakba day to anyone who celebrates
Haaland melty
>>154696630despite the slurper, I’ll stay until the end of the trophy ceremony so new one appreciated
mfw I willingly chose to watch this slurper instead of doing something more fun
>>154696703>Nueva Chicagokek
>>154696701I genuinely believe they did
>>154696714give me tap in or give me death
Love that little gremlin cherki
Congrats to the winners of El Plastico, Man City!
fucking hell that was shit
>>154696727bit of a ball hog innit
>Chelshit
Pep's last ever trophy
>>154696715thats the most british woman ive ever seen in my life
Is semenyo muslim?
only took robbing chelsea of 2 pens nothing to see heretruly the greatest english team of all time
haaland melty
Terrible teammates Haaland has, hopefully for him the Norway lads will be better
this sport is so incredibly shit wasting my life here
>>154696746No
semenyo making a spectacle of himself
>>154696742Until next week!!!
>Lelsea
>>154696746Retard
maybe one of the slurpiest finals of all time
>>154696746They’re all mohemmedan or abeed caste on citeh
>Semenyo was born in London Actually thought he was a real african he doesn’t have the London black phenotype
chelsea have a 'losing domestic finals' fetish i swear
>City and Liverpool now have the same number of FA Cups in historythat's kind of surprising tbqh
>
>>154696703>Nueva ChicagoNew football manager challenge
>>154696705Kek what a shithole
>>154696793Frontlines NOW
commentators should turn around and just call this a slurper. they're scraping the bottom of the barrel to find good things to talk about
>>154696746Christian, got baptised in the winter
>>154696793Should have stayed at united
>arse trannies dilating about wasting time hate watching thisyou love to see it
>>154696818they usually just dogwhistle a slurper. theyll say 'intriguing tactical battle' or the game is 'simmering'
>Fewest shots in a cup final since records beganoh my DAYS
>>154696746Won a FA cup for Pep.
>>154696285I'm amazed he hasn't seen a red yet, he's like a charging bull
Communuty Shield next season confirmed to be Arsenal vs City
>>154696846is dollarumma balding?
>>154696793is he on ket?
>>154696327I'd beat her heads up no limit hold em
>>154696864He's italian so yes
>>154696839sums this season up desu
>>154696864>>154696865Are you a fag
Your McDonald's FA cup man of the match is Darren England
>>154696864lol he has been for years
>>154663638>>154663638New
>>154696880We don't sign our posts here
>Exclusive: The Premier League is proposing to allow clubs to negotiate settlements for breaches of its financial rules rather than automatically having to face a disciplinary commission. The plan will be put to a vote at its annual meeting next month.https://news.sky.com/story/mark-kleinman-blog-see-the-latest-stories-from-sky-news-city-editor-13475361
Chelsea were pretty shit but city got every decision. Shit game, hope arsenal win the league.
So many meme webms are going to be lost for nothing, just because you’re too lazy to make a new thread.
>>154694242new
