How can we fix soccer and make more of the games like this anti-slurper?
>>154699143Just make defenders bad at all times. Also did you really think your post in the other thread needed its own spin-off thread
Rescind the offside rule
penulty minutes instead of cards.
give bullshit era penals for every minor contact, oh wait they already do that
>>154699143Slurping is the true spirit of football. If you're too much of an ADHD zoomer that you can't concentrate on something without a goal every 5 seconds go watch basketball.
>>154699143Those type of games are great bc they happen rarely.
>>154699466>terrorismball is good actually
If all games were like that, then no games would be like that. If that kind of score was normal then we wouldnt enjoy when it happens, and thats why football is the king of sports, it provides just enough excitement here and there to make most people keep watching but not too much that it becomes mundane.Watching football is kinda like gambling except you are gambling time on the offchance it pays off.
>>154699789>erm being boring is actually exciting or somethingholy cope
>>154699817Its kind of how sweet things have some salt on them to make them taste sweeter, the slurpers make the rest of it better.
>>154699143put midget in the cage. because with a bit more competent goalkeepers it would have been a classic 2-1 game
>>154699817Do you enjoy the modern NBA with its 100000 point games where it seems no one but like a handful of slavs make an attempt at keeping people away from throwing the ball into the net.It gets tiring after a bit, it makes you question why the fuck we even have defenders.
>>154700206manlets HATE basketball so much kek
>>154699817>>154701354/b/ tier poster
