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This, now this...
This is the thread.
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>yankees thread
>phillies thread
*sigh* guess this is the one by default
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setting up shop in this thread
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good bread this
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all the shitty posters are in the other thread
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>NY
>Philly
>Pittsburgh
Why are these thread makers all Least Coasters
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>>154702806
I’m not a pie rats guy
I’m a funny screen shot connoisseur
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real
>>154702423
>>154702423
>>154702423
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berds
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>>154702821
As a gay yanks fan that is not the thread
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>>154702821
kys jew york
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Justin Crawford.
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Shit this thread is being autosaged migrate here
>>154702423
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Threadly reminder that Alysa Liu hates baseball.
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>>154702828
they stole this from wrigley!
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So like
did Murakami cool off already or

>>154702893
kys jew york
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>>154702897
she hates america too
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>>154702828
Where are all the shirtless men??
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>>154702912
Those things on her teeth, the nose ring and the fucking racoon hair are an instant turnoff and I don't know why this board obsesses over her
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I'm a man! A Reds man!
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>>154702897
She's an Os fan. Can you blame her right now?
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>>154702821
I ain't got nything against yankee aispie, but ya just can't make threads that early!! ya just can't!
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>>154702912
>committing covert acts of terrorism against the great Satan with my comfy anime raccoon girl gf :)
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No one's watching Rays-Marlins ? Great game
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>>154702897
Does anyone in this thread even like baseball?
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Rays bros who the fuck is this wack ass pitcher
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>>154702821
you paid the price for your hubris… we all did…
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fuck the pirates sanchez owns you
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>>154702970
He's so bad lmao, poor guy
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>>154702960
You'll have to head over to /hoc/ to find any baseball fans
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>>154702980
please… have mercy
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>>154702960
Watching baseball is just a way of life... same as eating, shitting, and breathing
Posting in /mlb/ while watching a game is like phoneposting while you're on a toilet or shitposting while you have a plate of tendies next to the PC
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Oof, how bad is this Rays pitcher
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>>154702821
we have rules for a reason ya know!
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>>154702821
they aren’t just suggestions!
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*breaks every rule*
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does feel so good when its YOUR bullpen fucking the game up does it
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>>154703047
arsehole!
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>>154703058
>does feel so good when its YOUR bullpen fucking the game up
why does that feel so good to you? Are you masochist?
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>>154703047
someone shackle this rodent
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Reposting this choice booty for the new thread. Just imagine the heat coming off of her (presumably bald) little box
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>>154703047
just venmo'd the moderators!
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>>154702777
LA ATROCIDAD AMERICANA
OH DIOS MIO
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>>154703047
this really fouled my mood
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>>154703047
you can't do that...YOU CAN'T DO THAT!!!
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>10-2 in the tenth inning
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paddack feels like a disaster innings waiting to happen
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>>154703047
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It's time for Mariners baseball!
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Why are all the games free today on MLB.TV?
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/famlb/ Where do I get that Schlitt shirt Ben Rice is wearing?!?!?!
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it's up!
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NATS WIN MOTHERFUCKERS! WE'RE BACK TO A .500 SEASON!
GG ORIENTALS GO BACK TO YOUR CRACK DENS!!1!
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>>154703167
Manfred is a drug dealer.
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>>154703167
making up to the fans for putting multiple games on crapple TV yday
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>>154703173
congratulations on your win against the Orioles
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Gg nats. Hopefully your rebuild goes better than ours
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I don’t really get the background of the Tigers vs. a blue Jays rivalry
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>>154703192
THANK YOU NIG
>>154703201
I HOPE SO TOO
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>>154703171
At good will in about six months
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>>154703129
The Marlins either get stomped out or they do crazy shit like this. They hardly ever play a normal ass game
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>>154703172
>Tucker benched for Call
o kek, O KEK
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I'M A PSYCHO FAGGOT
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>>154703215
you wouldnt get it
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LET'S GO METS
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we need cubs sawx thread!!!
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comedy innings underway in florida
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>>154703215
Detroit borders canada
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>>154703257
It'll never cease to amaze how extreme their sameface is
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ITFCB
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ITFCB
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>>154703215
In nature, Tigers and Bluejays are natural enemies
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As a former Cubs girl, I'd rather have a Reds-Indians thread
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>>154703215
like 50 years ago we were in the same division okay
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Alright, Mariners. It's time to wake the fuck up. I'm sick of this mediocre shit.

Also, any Chicago bros in here? I was there last weekend for Reds @ Cubs (the game where the cubs scored 7 in one inning) and Mariners @ White Sox (the one game the Mariners smashed the ball).

This new captcha sucks absolute ass.
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>>154703283
they all have the same plastic surgeon
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>>154703263
I was tinkin that was a one off
for now…
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How many home runs does Schwarber have to hit in order to automatically ignore the fact that it's the automatic Ohtani award?
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>Joe Davis and Smoltz on my TV instead of GKR
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scuba klenk
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if youre wondering why your team is playing some seemingly arbitrary opponent for rivalry weekend, just know your team are not the protagonists
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>>154703325
74 oughta do it
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>>154703342
I feel like Ohtani would still get it because he got his OPS up to .840 while having the greatest pitching season of all time
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>the greatest pitching season of all time
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>Donovan out
>Rivas playing 3rd
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>twaannkees only have one (1) White player in their starting lineup
Grim.
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ugh welp kek sigh gackt
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no you can't...NO YOU CAN'T!!!
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i just turned on the ball game who is on second?
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time for BRAVES (best team in baseball)
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Brendan Donavon
>in the lineup
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stFd!!!
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Evening guys. Why didn't they schedule things so mclean would be pitching against the yankees? Did they just assume the series would be a clean sweep loss? Also since when is brazoban a starting pitcher
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>>154703435
Who's on 1st
What's on 2nd
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>>154703435
What
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>>154703447
Brazoban opener meme
>>154703453
Kek got ‘em
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reds pls stop bunting pls
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no...NO!!!
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PRRRRRTTTTTTTT
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KEK SCUBA
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kek SCUBA
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Rake Baldwin DINGER
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WAKE UP
DRAKE
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Damn thought Ozzie just had a back to back with drake
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Yordong
2 HR inning in the 1st
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Who is the Whitest MLB team this season?
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>>154703461
What are the odds he's going to be a
>five inning brazoban
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>>154703084
Sit on my face pls
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>>154703530
probably rangers
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>>154703084
She's a sportsdyke she 100 has an Amazon forest
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>>154703530
Surprisingly enough it's the Minnesomalia Twins
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would really like to see Benge tighten up his swing. it's too long. I don't see how he can ever react to real heat (98+) and I hate when a batter depends on guessing
I also think he's pulling the ball too much now. he should be more of a line drive gap hitter with 20 HR power, not a pull side worm burning Arraez impersonator
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>>154703542
Nice. I will cheer for them to win.
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>>154703550
You say that like it’s a bad thing
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popesox are legit?
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I've laced a frozen rope twice today and feel like I should start warming up for a third hack at it
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BOOM BOOM BOOM
NOW LEMME HEAR YA SAY HEYO!
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>>154703550
well then call me Nestle
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>>154703550
Imagine diving facefirst into that sweaty muff to help her celebrate a win
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Yankees fans are still booing Soto ?
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>>154703576
No no I didn't.
>>154703605
Taste like championshio
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Walked a run in to tie it!
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cant-"throw in the zone"-illo on the bump
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Based Sheets
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GAVIN SHEETS!
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Steer!
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>>154703656
HOLY SHEEETS
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c'mon Vientos, how the fuck do you swing and miss 3 pitches in a row low mid and high
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>Memeriners
BAU BAU!
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attaplay seiya
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>>154703674
Bad dogs
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Gavin sheets have that Aryan raw milk strength lately. Good on yah, sheets.
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>>154703666
Soft quitting
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>>154703674
You rooting for the Padres now?
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People really thought "Jameson Taillon" was going to beat THE Davis Martin. Shows you how casual Cubs fans can be.
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>Havin Sheeits
Poodres kek
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I didn’t realize that Machado makes 39 million until 2034 starting next year. King will also get paid 30 mil. Combined with all their other contracts they are giga fucked. If Tatis was tradeable it wouldn’t be so bad but he’s not showing any sign of being even close to the player he was several years ago.
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WE ALL HATE THE WHITE SOX!
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call me a hater if you want. I look forward to the day Ohtani gets shelled for 11 runs in .2 innings this season. he's not nearly as good at pitching as the stats make it seem. I don't care about him personally. I just don't want braindead fans considering him the next coming up Sandy Koufax because of statistical aberrations within a small sample size
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>>154703755
I don't
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>>154703766
Based eyeball tester
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bazz burns a lot of challenges
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Poopy
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lmao this is obviously the white sox world series. we don't care at all. WE DON'T CARE LALALALALALA CONGRATS ON YOUR WORLD SERIES LALALALLALLA
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>>154703755
naw
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nigga named calzone
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Trent Grisham is white
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Paddack actually doesn't look that bad
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>>154703815
nobody has ever said otherwise so why bring it up you weird ass chud
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Jazz Chisolm is the only PoC on the Yankees.
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bases loaded 1 out and the twins still fail to score fuck me
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>Jeff Passan: Breaking: Mets POBO David Stearns has been found raped to death. Details coming shortly.
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>>154703852
>wells
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>>154703868
>suspect was heard screaming "this is for the Polar Bearrrrrrr"
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OOBLETIGER
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RISPiners
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MUNE!!!
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no please...NO PLEASE!!!
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>>154703875
Wellsy is a heritage American
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A MURAKAMIAN HOMER
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How funny would it be if Murakami got hit with a fastball and his heart stopped
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m's
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oh no!
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>>154703910
fuggin' `KEK
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>cubes
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Cusb
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>>154700851
the irony of ohtranny dicksucker calling anyone cringe
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Why are you all acting like it's impossible to score 5 runs in 5 innings? That's a run an inning, why do you think the Cubbies don't have that in them?
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how we feeling cubsisters
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>slurpway series
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>>154703976
that’s not what it’s called
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>>154703976
Ltrain series is the better one anyways
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>>154703948
>why do you think the Cubbies don't have that in them?
I think they've got cocks in em!
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>>154703976
You think this is a fucking joke?
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NYC got em seething
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>>154703994
cubs riding the Ltrain rn lmao kek!
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>scuba
>cusb
>cubes
>
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>>154704019
KEK
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>>154704013
yes?
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>Poopiss Gay
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>>154704019
OH NO NO NO
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>cubes getting raped
>seethe about east coast begins
kwab flyovers
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Lets go Judgy
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>>154704019
kekini
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>>154704036
Do NOT joke about my city ever again. You don't understand the bodega. You've never enjoyed a chopped cheese. You are NOT educated enough to speak of New York. DO YOU UNDERSTAND ME?
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why did the cubs give up
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>>154704019
KEK
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>>154704019
sigh… ugh
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Classic Rivas at bat.
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>>154704058
>You've never enjoyed a chopped cheese.
does he know?
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>>154704019
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>>154703172

Good fuck Tucker
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He's out but that's gonna "stand"
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>>154704015
Seething at what? Being totally irrelevant for the last 15 years?
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jizz whiffem
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KEK SCUBA
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nooooooooo
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>>154704119
Called it
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If a batter challenges a strike and gets it wrong they should incur a second strike penalty
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gaylanta lol
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>>154704058
>>154704078
Any sandwich that has cheese as its main identity (chopped cheese, cheesesteak, etc.) fucking sucks
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>>154704136
look at her go!
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>>154704167
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>>154704141
Dumb and retarded
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>>154704136
faster
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>>154704167
Do NOT disrespect the cheeseburger in my presence again.
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>>154704167
This is such an autistic thing to say
BEC mogs you btw
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>>154704196
>any sandwich
>cheeseburger
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>>154704196
that burger actually looks good
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We decided that in honour of the subway series going on right now, that mlb is a reuben genny.
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>>154704210
It’s a cheeseburg sandwich
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hope that umpie is safe
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You may only reply to this post if you have as many home runs as Fernando Tatis Jr. this year.
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>>154704202
That's a bacon mainstay sandwich retard
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>>154704225
I hope he fucking dies and his kids become orphans
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take that cheating ump sox! You're main hand is hurt!!!
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>baseball game between two Chicago teams
>GREEN BAY SUCKS chant
huh
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>>154704167
grilled cheese make ya seeth?
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>>154704252
kek based!
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Mariners selling
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>gilbert
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>>154704253
the cheese is FUCKING RAW
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>>154704240
I honestly had no idea
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>>154704295
simple, rustic...
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>>154704295
That is NOT a grilled cheese. that is a melt. You can NOT have meat in a grilled cheese I'm willing to die on this hill, and worse for you i'm willing to kill on it too.
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you dont really HAVE to pitch around machimpo, do you
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I don’t think I can name more than 5 teams worse than the M’s
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>>154704196
That's main stay is the beef retard
>>154704297
It's not your faults actually. Op complainer set a poor standard by mentioning cheesesteak who's mainstay is steak. He's the real retard
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>>154704346
>You can NOT have meat in a grilled cheese
Even worse... that's KIMCHI
Yes Gordon Ramsay put kimchi in his """grilled cheese""". You can't make this shit up
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>>154704351
If this was the year 2021 maybe
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>>154704346
I fucking hate this reddit circlejerk, and I’m not just calling it Reddit that’s where it began
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>>154704404
Maybe quit jerking off on reddit
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What will be for today /mlb/?
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I stepped away for a few minutes, what happened in the Cubs-Sox game
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>>154704297
I miss this game. I backed shenmue 3 on kickstarter, got the game and a little ryu on a forklift capsule toy, but when I read they didn't wrap up the story with their one chance to, I didn't even bother playing it.
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>>154704430
Monkey Shoulder with cherry coke, thin slice of lime
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>>154704430
Gin and fevertree tonic with lime
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NOT EVEN AN ATTEMPT AT HOME
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>>154704430
alcohol in moderation is not bad for you
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nicely done by Benge
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>>154704447
I never played the others but the first one is so comfy
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lmao game over see you guys monday
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mariners fucking suck
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>lamb over rice, white and red sauce
>SEC on a hard roll, spicy mayo
>buff slice
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>>154704507
he's been much more consistent this month
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How bad do you have to be to get blown out by the poodres?
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Soto is .190 with RISP. That's crazy
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memeiners kek
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mariners making it so I can't prrrtpost
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>>154704549
No team in baseball has it worse than the M's.
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>>154704555
Bo is only .200 too
JUST
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Flyover on flyover violence in the vedder cup!
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vedder going back to san jyago
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>>154704545
good to see you, Kiwiboss
yes he has. however I still think his swing is too long. that's gonna be a problem against flamethrowers and if he has to react on a pitch he guesses wrong but goes after. I also thought he started pulling too much
you think I'm overthinking it? I just want to see our boys go on a miracle run with the power of youth!
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I really want to put my penis in a baseball player's mouth.
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KEK STANKEEDOOS
STANKEEDOO 'EM!
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Stankeedoo ‘em fuckin kek
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for the love of god mark just hit what you get don't be seeing a grand slam in your eyes
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kek I'll take the runs any way we can get them
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>stankees
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what the fuck was that
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I'm gonna go make some oklahoma style fried onion cheeseburgers
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What. The. Fuck. Did I just watch
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>>154704555
Ohtani is .194, not much better
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holy shit Rodon WHAT!
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>2 run wild pitch
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sit the FUCK down!!!
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Rodon almost threw a pitch into the second deck
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HOLY STANKEE
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I know renaming it back to Cleveland Indians is very unlikely but the name "Cleveland Guardians" just doesn't fit the name, what are they guarding in Cleveland?
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Gotta get Rodon out of there
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>Daaaaaaaaa JANKEES LOSE
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WHY THE FUCK IS VIENTOS BATTING CLEANUP JESUS CHRIST MAN I KNOW HES GETTING HOT BUT THE AMOUNT OF GROUND OUTS AND DPS HE HITS INTO IS NOT WORTH THE OCCASIONAL POWER SHOT
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Phillies are .500
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having to run this rodon bum is karma LOL
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>Stankee fundamentals
everytime
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>>154704749
wish this captured Wells completely giving up on even trying to throw out Bichette kek
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>>154704606
you too brother x
his swing has been a lot better the past three weeks in my opinion
I know what you mean by it being too long but I feel he's tightened that up on where he was at the start of the season
his eye has been more discerning too, he's been less jumpy
I'm super excited about Ewing too, both these lads could be great for >us
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>>154704750
OUR phillies
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"Put the ball in play and let the Yankees self inflict harm"
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>>154704567
*No team in baseball is worse than the M’s
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Oh i know why don't I replace my right handed pitcher that is doing very well with a leftie pitcher because the next batter is left hander. Seriously man that nigga just gave up 2 runs
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>>154704776
true true. and he's so early into his season. even Konnor Griffin struggled for a while. Benge is gonna keep doing better! I think he's still a little nervous, you can see it in some of his errors on routine plays
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>>154704756
>>154704767
Booney's reactions are priceless
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>>154704749
i like the flame graphics added to the pitch speed in this specific instance
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>the most dangerous lead
>Sneederson pitching
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I love Torrens manning the backstop. this sounds really shitty but I wouldn't mind never seeing Alvarez back there again
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>>154704772
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I think the mariners SUCK!!
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>>154704041
>doyer hat
cringe
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>>154704816
yea he's still green so I think nerves are to be expected
but I don think he's got more and more comfortable as the weeks have progressed
his speed in covering ground in the OF is very good to see
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>>154704141
they should be ejected immediately, imo
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>>154704852
LOL he could've had a shot but he was so tilted
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>>154704853
What about smash burgers and elden ring?
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>>154704852
The fuck is Rodon doing hahahaha
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>>154704858
absolutely. he and Ewing is a phenomenal pair. I hope Robert Jr. can come back and contribute as well. it would be great having Soto as a DH with a lockdown defense in the OF
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Just logged in. We’re not doing game threads again are we?
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>>154704851
bro, he's so much better than Alvy
I really like Alvy too, so I hate saying this, but Torrens is such a safe pair of hands, and his eye is better at ABS challenges too I feel
Alvy has that hot bat, but he's been GIDP so often it almost negates it
I hope he gets better quickly, but Luis has been the catcher this year
>>
Davis Martin is looking impressive
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uh oh stinky poodres
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I'm just here to remind everyone that the trashstros are 10 games under .500 but only 5 games out of first place in their division and only 3 games behind the mariners

>the city of the AL Worst
>>
Buehler is so ass
>>
I’m fucking done with this team, being a Mariner’s fan is just a nightmare simulator. Gonna load up Elden ring, sip on an IPA, and DoorDash some smash burgers instead.
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>>154704969
I fucking love science
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>>154704969
What’s your ER build
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>cubtrannies losing to the pope Sox
kek
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>>154705026
I'm actually female, not sure why you're so antagonistic...
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yankees need to shave their facial hair to ever win again
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>>154704920
well I'm glad it's not just me. he definitely has a talented bat but is it really worth more than Torrens' defense and managing our rotation?
also
>the absolute state when Austin Slater is our DH
our injuries really have been horrifically unlucky
>>
If the Cubs get two Grand Slams they'll be up tho.
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>>154704969
Video games, alcohol, and fast food are bad for you
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>>154705026
I detransitioned into a Reds man
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>>154705026
Not just losing, getting absolutely blown out
Yesterday's game was a lot closer too than the score looks. They're getting exposed hard
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>fudge

KEK
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BATY SLAP!
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uh oh stinkeees
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Why not Baty, Benge, and Ewing?
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>>154705084
whew, that's a relief
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>The two teams that played in last year's ALCS are on track to miss the playoffs
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>>154705093
>Yesterday's game was a lot closer too than the score looks.
kek
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what the hell Judge looked slow as molasses out there
didn't he used to cover a surprising amount of ground cuz of his stride?
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>>154705072
so true
I know every team gets injuries, it does feel like they've been slammed early with some key position players being on the IL
and now the rotation is feeling it with Clay out
it's tough
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erin fudge can't catch a simple fly ball because he's used to a 250 foot right field fence kek
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>>154704851
>>154704920
>>154705072
I think the other players like alvarez more, therefore he should stay.
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>>154705139
He’s had a few leg injuries in his career no?
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Rodon was always the weak link in the yankees rotation
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>Mariners RISP 1-for-5
dios mio
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>>154704969
>>154705017
Aren't smash burgers kinda mid when they're cold
>>
>named bird
>has a huge beak
>>
Rodon SUCKS

Get him OUT of >my team
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>Brett Baty strokin’ one over Judge
uh… Joe?
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Attaslap Amaya!
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>>154705041
hi
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>>154705041
why is the phone so big?
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based
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JP is useful unlike Logan Shitbert
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A-are we g-giving the cubbie bears a chance?
>>
attabuschie! breggy bear bop!
>>
PRRRRRTTTTTT
>>
what the fuck petey come on
>>
attabuschie! breggy bear bop!
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>>154705375
imagine rooting for a cheater
>>
CRAPP! FUCK YOU!
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a fudgian free pass
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>>154705362
Still winning
>>
why is the marlins guy at the Mets Yankees game
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>>154705414
many miami residents are new yorkers
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>My team is replacing their July 4th firework for a drone light show.
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no...NO!!!
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>>154705414
that's Marlins Man
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>>154705461
it's the american way, fireworks are a chinese invention, magat
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I hate David Peterson
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>>154705409
>Bragley Rodriguez coming in
Not for long.
>>
wait wait wait NO PLEASE WAIT! ONE MORE CHANCE PLEASE!
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please Petey just get out of this inning brother
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wait wait wait NO PLEASE WAIT! ONE MORE CHANCE PLEASE!
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>>154705461
you can never go back
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KEK SCUBA
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>>154704430
these niggas were on sale so that's what we got tonight. go mariners btdubs
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bru the ms sug uknowaimean the ms are like booboo yfeelme
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We need a 12 out save from Miller
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>>154705503
580 calories btw
>>
I can't believe Bellinger beat that, he's fast
>>
do the yankees just save all their abs challenges for jazz?
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>mest
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sox suck
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Miguel Vargas is unironically the correct pick for 3rd base for the AL in the all-star game.
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>>154705518
yea that was crazy speed
>>
based Paul (((((Goldschmidt))))
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>>154705539
>>154705549
fucking Peterson man he's so ass this year, what the hell
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>>154705533
jazz gets all the challenges as reparations
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>>154705546
who?
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>>154705543
oh no no no
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>>154705516
zamn i'll just have the one then
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>POODRES
KEK
>>
Goldian
>>
>giving up a homer to a guy named EBIN TENDIES
KEK
>>
>>154705558
this is him pitching 'better' behind an opener too
>>
>>154705563
sure as well won't be ohtranny this year, batting .240 with an OPS of .600
>>
KEK JIZZ
>>
mets melting in real time
>>
ngl Chisholm's baggy trousers are dope
>>
>>154705573
why are domincan outfielders so lazy?
>>
>formerlychuckerson
>>
>>154704430
Why is everyone an alcoholic in murica

>jizz
>>
>>154705606
yea I thought that yesterday, it's a good look
>>
>>154705616
You would be too if you had to live here
>>
thank you Peterson. maybe he can actually get another inning in against the bottom of the order. it would be fucking grim if he can't handle Volpi, Wells and whoever the fuck else
>>
>>154705600
By striking out jizz to strand runners in scoring position?
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>>154705573
Got nothing better to do?
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>Dan gets tossed
>Raley in to face a lefty
Thank you umps, very cool
>>
>MC Hammer in commercials
>in 2026
>>
>Crappy Pooralta
Are the Poodres giving the game back to Memeriners?
>>
FEELING A SPICY BENGE PULL SINGLE HERE
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>>154705669
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>>154705675
we can only hope
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>>154705675
it's the mariners kek
>>
>>154705675
Shut the fuck up Fuwawa
>>
Mets helmet is kinda based ngl
>>
For me its Jasrado Prince Hermis Arrington "Jazz" Chisholm Jr.
>>
why the fuck is Bichette walking out to dancehall reggae
>>
>>154705635
this game is odd with all these two-out runs being driven in
hopefully he can right the ship
>>
>>154705729
the whole city connect is actually kinda nice I reckon
I don't usually like most of them
>>
when oh when is Bichette finally going to turn it on
like goddamn we're 50 games through the season bro what the fuck are you being paid $42 million for
>>
>>154705742
cause he fucks and you dont
>>
>Scotts weed n feed
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>>154705798
this is true, I haven't had sex in about 3 and a half years
>>
>>154705742
spent his young adulthood in toronto, where everyone larps as Caribbean
>>
attaeye mikey
>>
>>154705823
i thought toronto was all singhs, patels and chengs
>>
EL PASO PADRES 2036!
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>>154705788
yea his OPS is dreadful
it's about time he started producing
>>
a sotoan shuffle to first
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>>154705840
they larp as drake larping as caribbean
>>
Mark's gonna get a hit here. he's not gonna swing out of his shoes like a retard and go down on 4 pitches
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>shitkees
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>>154705886
yea, I'm thinking base(hit)d
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stankee dooem!
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lmao
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>>154705679
>>154705886
I'm gonna retire undefeated
so long and thanks for all the vibes
>>
It's over Seattle
>>
KEK STINKEES
>>
>Mariners pitching
>>
Why does Soto seem so old? He's gonna have a short career. I can tell just by look at him. He's already worn out
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How many Saves does your closer have? Mine has 14!
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>>154705944
nobody cares timmy
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>>154705944
latinx genes
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>>154705948
14 too
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>>154705944
i dont know baseball as deeply , but other sports - the teenage star remaining a star til mid 30s is quite rare
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>>154705948
Hey, mine too!
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attamaya!
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it ain't lookin good
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Eisert can't throw a strike to save his life
>>
>>154705944
dangerously high testosterone
>>
>>154705628
you're free to leave at any time, says alot that you stay
>>
>black infielders
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>>154705995
I'm not watching tomorrow or the rest of this.
>>
>>154705944
Nobody really knows how old he is. There was lots of speculation when he came up (by the Mets no less) that he was lying about his age.
>>
Fox is fucking dogshit at bringing the broadcast back after commercials, they're always late
>>
Rosario should lead off
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>>154706011
It's called having a job timmy, not that you would know anything about that with your neetbux
>>
>>154706045
it should be a federal crime to take away a Mets game from GKR
>>
Vigilantes de Texas getting blueballed tonight
>>
Grisham is so bad
>>
>>154706073
so youre saying that you job in america is better than anywhere else you could get one in the world

again, says a lot about you

t. work for an international company
>>
>>154706075
at least we get them back tomorrow

holy fuck can we stop walking Volpe please, that's five now this series
>>
>bases loaded 1 out
>doesn't score
kek scuba
>>
>>154706045
it's on purpose, gotta squeeze all the ads you can
>>
>>154705980
>>154705989
sub-14ers are real quite about this one
>>
Me and Volpe are both from Morristown NJ
>>
bostonsistahs...
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>>154706109
>t. work for an international company
put the fries in the bag bro. don't forget the mcdouble
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H.S. Kim pls
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>MAC AND CHEESE
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>>154706109
>international company
Starbucks barista?
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>bluegays buckbroke Mariners chuds so badly that my Chadres are finally putting ass to belt to chudniers

Duran Duran! Still funny a HR before Tatis Jr lmaoo
>>
>>154706178
>mcdonald's is the first "international" company he thinks of
fastest concession I've seen in an mlb thread, oof
>>
Digits and Murakami hits a third home run tonight
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FUCK. GG sox see you tomorrow.
>>
Just bad luck for Kim
>>
man the Yanks have a ton of lefties in their lineup huh
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>>154706230
brother just give me my food
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>>154706248
he's shit
>>
>>154706225
this is an embarassing post you should kill yourself
>>
>>154706230
Food and beverage wagie thinks he's living the life lmfao
>>
I work for an international company
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>>154706274
okay great resume trick with the international company bit we're all very proud but seriously you're holding up the drive-thru
>>
>>154706259
He hit it on the screws just right at the sweating pitchers fat ass
>>
KILL TATIS
>DIE
KILL TATIS
>DIE
KILL TATIS
>DIE
KILL TATIS
>DIE
KILL TATIS
>DIE
KILL TATIS
>DIE
KILL TATIS
>DIE
KILL TATIS
>DIE
KILL TATIS
>DIE
KILL TATIS
>DIE
KILL TATIS
>DIE
>>
>>154706274
>doesn't deny the charge
Alright Tim calm down
>>
Fernando Tested Positive Jr
>>
I'm shocked the Red Sox didn't choke.
>>
>>154706323
What happened
>>
>>154706340

positive for AIDS?
>>
>>154706340
>>154706323
what'd he do?
>>
>El nino caca
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>>154706360
>>154706381
i'm casting spells
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>gets a walk
>gets caught stealing like a retard
keeeeek pootis
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>>154706464
They're winning 7-2 right now retard
>>
uh oohhhh jay_eba888 meltyyyy
>>
how come everybody still treats Tatis like a god even though he's been wayyyyyyy worse since coming back from the PED suspension? he's had the same falloff as Ryan Braun (zoomers don't know him)
>>
So which thread are we recycling after this one maxes out in a few minutes, Slopkees or Harper OP?
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I miss fast skinny Tatis Jr, he looks thick af, no wonder he gets caught stealing. Won't be surprised if pujols gave his Dominicams lineup some PEDS.
>>
>>154706225
>maybe if I use enough meme words per sentences I'll get some replies!!
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>>154706520
i'm baking right now actually
>>
>>154706512
he had a boost from the wbc but people realize hes shit again
>>
>>154706540
>yet another thread
Alright fuck it go ahead, those other two were shit anyway
>>
I need nu
>>
>>154706464
>>
we should recycle

>>154702423

>>154702634
>>
FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU
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>>154706632
kys jew york
>>
just a reminder that "timmy" poster works a shitty job and hates his life

probably lives in LA
>>
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>>154706359
Unc at it again
>>
/nu/
>>154706660
>>154706660
>>154706660
>>154706660
>>154706660
>>154706660
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>>154706641
Benge... again...
>>
>>154706649
Just put the fries in the bag bro
>>
the mob influence that play
>>
bro what the fuck
fucking up a pop out
hitting a batter 0-2
WHY CANT YOU JUST BE NORMAL YOU FUCKING METS
>>
>>154706726
this
these are basic fucking plays
>>
>>154702423
>>154702423
>>154702423
>>154702423
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>>154706681
getting practice for expo work?
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