SERIE A MATCHDAY 37>Sunday 17th May 202612:00 Como - Parma12:00 FC Genoa - AC Bbilan12:00 Juventus - Fiorentina12:00 Pisa - Napoli12:00 AS Roma - S.S. Lazio15:00 Inter - Hellas Verona FC18:00 Atalanta - Bologna20:45 Cagliari - Torino20:45 US Sassuolo - Lecce20:45 Udinese - CremoneseReminder not to visit Modena, to update the bookmark for Paolo Negro news, check the wiretaps, buy insecticide if dealing with Inter fans, and stay discordpilled.Previous: >>154640288
negru
nihao
I am not watching a football match at noon, simple as.
And that's exactly why Mr. Sballet Buciano is preparing for a comfy CBT session against Fiorentina
>>154703366negra
post game show, what went so horribly wrong?? fingers are being pointed left and right and of course the jury vote which is to blame
bangaranga
>>154703467A Calcio Ball Triumph?
Well well well
form of the gud
If I wanted to be out of bed at noon on a Sunday I wouldn't have stopped going to church. What kind of BS is this time?
>>154704448the loser idiot who compiled the fixture list previously worked for sfinter for a decadethat's all you need to know about the statute of mental limitations running this shitshow
is it 12:00 games or piracy that is killing the calcio?
alarm set for 6 AM burger standard time
Hello
/tv/ idea: A Knight Rider remake but the protagonist is a Jap and it's now called Nihao Rider
>sexu
>too drunk to wake upgo on without me fras... fuck gravina... like tears in the rain...
tfw you realise openda is an opp
>>154705286
>Lega Serie A regulations on the fixture list state that derbies cannot be played on matchday 1 or matchday 38>Turin derby on matchday 38Can the clowns in charge do anything right?
D u ever just get tired of having sex
There is no calcio today. It just can't be. There was no interview yesterday so it's impossible for calcio to be had today
I see that the false memory syndrome foundation is making a comeback
Who bitch this is
/g/idea nivea gpu
12 am serie ass....people still havent woken up from their eurovision after parties
False Tomori Syndrome Foundation
>standing ovation for 'Tici
We're getting gaped by Piccoli aren't we
why does the genoa player have an asian kid?
CALCIOOOOOOOOOOOO
>spqrholy larpando!!!
Comfy kit's :3
>Piccoli, Parisi and a pissraeli are their attackIf >we concede to these lot ban the team from the UCL and EL no matter what
>>154715391How many goals did Elkann promise to it 3000 years ago?
ynr Parisi to jJ rumorsAnyway Parisi to Jj this summer
Koopmeiners is a Mossad agent
Oh that's Koopmeiners lol
Kalulu with 12:00 sunlight looks like Douglas Costa kek
The Inevitable Fagioli Gole
If we don't win, can we at least break Ranieri's legs and back? Just to make sure he never walks again
Why is Koopmeiners on my screen?
Jj's midfield is Mixtape-esque
>>154715505are they....yesterday's heroes?
era
>vlahovic being tossed around like a male escort again
calcio idea immure Koopmeiners
WTF, Koop recovered two good balls!
>Dusan "Cantona" Vlahovic
Calcio /mu/ idea: mixtapestry's
Another corner successfully wasted
kits look great at least
If Koopmeiners breaks Solomon's legs I see this as a win
Pogbacic
>Eurovision season>Teun is back to full fever mode againPottery
haven't seen a Juve game in some time but I see Conceicao is still the most annoying faggot on the pitch
>>154715696Is he getting called up for the wereldse?
>>154715710He's very similar to Savinho at Shitty, decent dribbling but can't score to save his life and very wasteful with the ball
โฌ42 million to cross it at the opponentsโ legs
mommy
>>154715724He's just dumb as fuck and makes shit decisions all the time.
/x/ide the koopfinders
>>15471571180% chance I reckon. If he's fit he'll probably go along. Maybe even to right-wing if Malen hopefully plays centrally.
>>154715759If he had a brain he'd turn into Doku, but at best he can count to 10
Another one done
conceicao for a purely statistical matter sooner or later he has to make the right play
>>154715771Yeah, but the thing is you can find dozens of players like that - solid dribbling, fast, but can't produce numbers because they're too fucking stupid and pretty much always pick the wrong optionIf he cost >us like 10 million I wouldn't be complaining as much since the expecatations would be a lot lower, but this lil nigga costs 40 million lmao
Cheveyo Mul-Balentien wins it
*also has his legs removed*
near post statue just like idolo
Predictable moment's
Revived the ghost of Fiocretina and made them score, I'm fine with EL next season desu
That's Bernard Silve gone
>>154715811Jodorowskyesque
>>154715811
>>154715829Imagine telling a man who has played the last years with the likes of De Bruyne, Rodri, Fernandinho and such to come and play with "Locatelli" and "McKennie" lmfao
We couldn't win against a relegated Verona, what makes them think we'll win against a hungry af Fiocretina lol
Gods I love sunny games the amount of soul..
Noslin should've gone to Specsavers.
Who is the dude getting lost in time and space there? Not Teun coming right there out of frame
>>154715878looked the better team and could have brute forced a cheeky 1-0 before the sfinterista got involved
H-h-haha
>>154715893You mean Loca?
Yildiz needs to curl it
>>154715922I guess so, unfortunate
Zoomer 5โ4 keeper at lazio im crying
Di Gregorio is genuinely the worst keeper in the league
>>154715941Eh but still, you can't be aiming for a Top 4 spot if every single shot on target is a goal lol>Bremer diffided and cardedOVER
Commisso died to bless one (1) game, the game being this one just to cuck us out of UCL
Hard to believe but Koopmeiners is the only player that's trying today lol
Just put in the NextGen GK. This limp-wristed stuff is infuriating
sadly theyโre too /weakmind/ to score 2
>>154716018>implying we'll need just 2lol, lmao, they're capable of bagging as many as they want against Tigerman
>piss silly assist
Sweaty Sunday Half-time?
Team just doesn't deserve a CL spot, like half the players would need to be sold lmfao
>>154716051This league barely has 1 team that deserves it, yet somehow has 4 spots. We cook with the sprouts we're given.
Half-time.
>>154716068Tells even more about the quality of the teams, if you can't beat Fiocretina you barely deserve a EL spot. Players got no ambition and have basically never tasted success, hell there's a reason why most of them aren't going to the World Cup, as good as useless in matches like these.
ziggy break over
>replacing the only player that is trying
What's worst is that due to these games we'll have to replace our entire goalkeepers lineupDaffara just won't cut it lol
>Juventus have conceded this season in sixteen (!) matches straight away from the opponent's first shot on target.
First shot on target against Di Gregorio in a match Juventus didnโt keep a clean sheet under Spalletti:โ GOAL vs. Fiorentinaโ GOAL vs. Veronaโ GOAL vs. Comoโ GOAL vs. GalatasarayโSAVED vs. Interโ GOAL vs. Atalantaโ GOAL vs. Lazioโ SAVED vs. Parmaโ GOAL vs. Lecceโ SAVED vs. Romaโ GOAL vs. Napoliโ GOAL vs. Fiorentinaโ GOAL vs. Sporting CPโ SAVED vs. CremoneseDepressing.
>>154716253Avellino bought him out anyways
Nuno Tavares should've gone to Specsavers.
>out of CL
ynr jJ finishing second hopium
YEP itโs over
Hopefully the news doesn't reach the Jj players otherwise they'll shit themselves even more than they currently are
We're managing to give De Gea good stats
Whatโs that thing De Gea did with his hands? You can keep it out of the net?
Not even Muttuidi is hitting his random meme goals
/biz/ idea: not shooting straight at the GK
Fras we're sixth lmao
Wtf is this cunt ref doing?10min pause
>Como also scoredAAAAAHHHHHHH
mongceicao
Maybe 6th place is needed for a proper shitters purge
Nice dive lole
??????????what is this marmotry
Maybe we should sub in the Turk, I'm sure he'd do well in a match like this
Ate a delicious lunch and spent time with my family, now time to get back to watching this team like a battered wife
>>154716466Great news Lois but we're losing 0-1, are currently 6th and you're still not an obligation thankfully
>>154716482Zingarova solves it
I just saw, is Fiorentina coached by Giovanni Muciaccia lmao
according to greek commentator mancini didnt score two goals he scored a doppietta
Niggardly foul
we're back in the banter era lads
mercato 26/27 europa lig>4th kalulu brother>norbert gyomber>yago pikachu>bram nuytinck (loan with option to buy)
>Zingarova inThose who believe will witness greatness
>>154716490Hold on, you're cooking
>>154716490Wtf, it wasn't just whoever cooked up that family lunch that was cooking...
VLAHOOOOOOOOOOOO
*overworks outside his schedule*
10v10 kino
He was offside lmfao
the search for the right frame has begun
oh boy
No idea what he's looking for
May a nuclear bomb strike Lissone and Appiano Gentile at the same time
HoweVAR
Massa and Chiffi back to back
https://i.4cdn.org/wsg/1779017870740181.webmhttps://i.4cdn.org/wsg/1779017870740181.webmhttps://i.4cdn.org/wsg/1779017870740181.webmhttps://i.4cdn.org/wsg/1779017870740181.webmhttps://i.4cdn.org/wsg/1779017870740181.webm
>>154716595Dante, Vergil, Nero
Corruption at full degree but >we move, Zingarova mog this corrupt league
parma saves the legacy teams and their claciopolis partners once again....kick this cancerous corrupt team out of the league
>even rigging away the Parma goleMarmotta is playing chess on my boards
>>154716622donโt worry, today VAR will keep all the imbeciles tuned in happy
The refereeing in the two latest Jj matches has been ufficio inchieste tier lmfao
Discord's conspiracy bitchposting is worse than that Roma forum's
>>154716663>in the two latest
>>154716651whatever... no matter how much you keep tuning in to watch your precious jj you are playing with ZHEGROVA hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaahahaha ZHEGROVA hahaha
HOW is that a foul
can these lazio girls do anything but dive and flop?
Yeah check this ref's bank account lmfao
Gatti fixes it
>>154716720But enough about his hairline
We're closer to a 0-2 than a 1-1 btw
>gattimon striker
MANDRAGORAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
POORATA once again just give up man.....have some decency
>>154716738Hahaโฆ
>>154716738
>Feyenoord makes it into CL again>now Jj misses outThe prophecy has been postponed again
With Locatelli as a captain you're not going far
We're not even favourites for Europa League since L*verpool is in it lmaoBut maybe we'll meet /ourArne/...
diveazo dildiz
2 shots on target, 2 goals
>>154716773the bremer has 5 spots so unless they job theyโre in cl
>>154716773loserpool wont be in it villa have already won europa
>>154716797>>154716792Nothing ever happensCan't wait to job it to Freiburg or whichever slop we end up meeting in the quarter-finals
I would lol extremely hard if jj end up 6th this year. Very unlikely tho especially with Inter getting sent to serie D
Which Gacha game are we going to play to hide from our sorrows J-bros?
>>154716809it will be olympiacos fc!
>megaphone cuck seething at locasmellylmaooooo
At least Locatelli topped yet another statistic!
Why does zingarova always has a face as if Ratko Mladiฤ suddenly appeared in his village
>>154716828What would Ratko Mladic do in Switzerland?
Golazo dildiz
Team's too weakminded with little quality
>>154703366Does anyone have the Jewentus meme?
Are we obligated to enforce the renewals until 2030 that they've given to some of our players?
I wonder if he's noticed we're playing or he's in his post-amphetamines slumber still...
grazie dildiz
Did cats go to turkey
>+10 injury timeCan benoa do it
Based Mandragora, call him for the world cup Baldini (we are going to replace Iran)
>>154716851
>>154716905There was another one with the Happy Merchant i believe
Thanks for the ball Miretti but you broke two of my plants' vases
>>154716922perfect, thanks kek
>>15471692211 Chiellinis kek
Jj players must've stayed up late watching eurovision :/
>>154716927how has the ball already landed in calfrica?
>>154716937Szczฤsny's dream
>Roma in UCLImagine how hard we'll drop in UEFA rankings
We're also losing the derby for the first time in 11 years or so
That's a nice-looking fountain you have there...
>>154716937
Imagine the state of their discord
>>154716958For a club that relies on Utah's pension funds to stay afloat, I don't think that's the biggest worry
Just not good enough, was easy to guess before the match even started, you reap what you sow or something
>>154716993How about r/juve ?
if yildiz doesnt pull some extraordinary performances in the world cup he will rot away in serie asshole like leao vlahovic dybala, a year max is how long a generational talent should stay in these minnows league kvaratskhelia would have met the same fate had he stayed
Hmmm something is off here
>>154716486how does he do it
I've read the script:Como and bbilan will """bottle""" (jewish refballing) next matchday and jewe will go to UCL
>>154717030>the 5-0 boys>the 6-2 wuajo's>the gayenoord bitches>the 7-1 regazlooks alright to me
>>154717039Take a look at his DNA and his supported club
Percentagebros...
>they renewed Spalletti until 2028 before the final result wew
>>154717022The talent is off the charts
>Somehow it's sballet's fault nowwho built the team?
>jJ in conference league grim
Main event begins in 5 bongs and 50 bings
>>154717082We can't even be in Comfyrence since we SOMEHOW are deserving of 4 UCL spots and 2 EL ones :^)
canโt remember the last time Iโve been that mad over calcio, Iโm starting to miss the numb, nihilistic feeling of the allegro bis era instead
>>154703366ehi JEWentus ?it's ok ????
Cambiaso's kurp
>>154717103I'm not even mad, just sad that we'll have yet another useless gap year next season "in preparation of being competitive" Repeat ad nauseamThanks Ognello btw
>>154717117The three horseman of the calciopocalypse
>>154717057expect 0 and 0 next year
And mo after going to the jtoilet I bring my son calogero to the jshop to but him a dildiz 2026-27 home jkit before going back to catanzaro where my wife is waiting for her weekly dose of calcio-caused domestic violence
One Final Solution.
>>154717132Every person in that family declares as trans btw
>>154717122itโs more about the money, I donโt care about crashing out of the RO16 again. you kinda canโt afford to have a cheap mercato when the coach doesnโt rate 70% of the squad though, so who knows how things will play out next year
>>154717095>ndrangheta vs mafia
>>154717132I've just clogged the jtoilet
>>154717159No idea and it's looking more and more likely that Grimolli is leaving at the end of this season, so whichever names we've been linked to... well, might aswell forget themOf course this happens right after he's done extending contracts of players he liked
>>154717045>All above juven2-7sIntrasting
If we play on Thursday that means the Serie A games will be played one day later than usual right ahah
Sofascorelli
Juventus have conceded a goal in 46% of cases on the first shot on target they faced in the match in this Serie A (16 goals conceded out of 35 shots), the highest percentage among all teams in the top flight.
Zingarova solves is (final day edition) will break this general, the masses are not ready
>>154717228The cancerous masses right?
>>154717176Yeah I reckon heโs gone, like Iโve said earlier before thereโs no point keeping him around if heโs not trusted. Ottolini is another useless one, I assume heโll be relegated to an Ausillio role under whoever actually does the transfers or just thrown out regardless because heโs also Comolliโs guy.
At least I have pear pudding
Please watch the final matchday of OUR league, all games starting at 14:30. If you don't the ghost of Annekee will haunt you for the rest of your days.
>>154717281will eagles go ahead?
>>154717281was gonna swear off footy today but NEC might be a nice palette cleanser
>NAZIOAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHHHAAAAAHAHAHAAHAHAHS
>>154717292Based Sanogod
protect ya NEC
>>154717234The marmot and the curse of Rah have prevented the unpreventable for what is now a long time, but it will happen. It's like in Into the Spiderverse where Miles fucks up a few times at the start but as everyone left without him he ends up saving the day or something. That curler in the 93rd minute in the darby will make him the real Zingaro.
Juventus 0 : 2 Fiorentina>xG: 1.77 - 0.39>xThreat: 3.24 - 0.87
oof gobbi status?
Spider-Gwen? She bites.
PEC Swole
The Japanese press in Europe would have liked to give Ueda one more thing, but the top scorer is already gone for the season. Whether he'll come back after the summer, only him and his agent know.
Riomma will still bottle it btw
Tfw this is the universe where Yildiz is Spider-Man but he needs his Uncle Ben moment so Locatelli will die and tell him that with great meme stats come great responsabilities
>gefeliciteerd
>herzlichen glรผck-glรผck-3000-wunsch
>jewelol
Koopmeiners was playing with hantavirus
Jj top 4 or me winning the Johto region on Pokelike with Chikorita, which is more likely?
>>154717018
>>154717661Wtf so that's what Motta's doing these days
>Creamoneasy has to pay 6 millions to Udinegru for Pajero if they stay upI wonder who will win tonight lol
>>154717661hehe
I need to know some juventus fans on youtubethe reactions should be funny
>>154717368dethroned
>>154717695Found Allegri too
inter game now. nice some comfy trophy lifting
Explain how to fix jj in 5 words or less
>>154717839https://youtu.be/dNQebfzrz7U?si=l2R0mGUQwn22E3qh
You fucking retards, it's so glaringly obvious that dildiz is saving the pinturicchiest golazo of all time for the derby (torino literally gave dildiz a career btw), and that goal WILL send juventus to the champions league (1-0 so they can call it le epic corto muso in faccia a le ebil allegri). In fact I just bet my whole ingentissimo patrimonio on this exact outcome
>>154717889Italian football is already fixed
>>154717889ask Moggi what to do
>>154717887Just needs Tudor to fulfill the dark triad and Jj managers
>>154717695And the merd student
>>154717889implement a final solution
>>154717889Sign Kodai Sano
>>154717969He's masturbating to pic related
>go ahead eagles>go behind 0-2curious!
big party atmosphere
>>154718003I knew De Ligt had transitioned but I didn't expect him to start posting nudes on his OnlyFans right away
>>154717889john elkann sells the club
>>154717920the drill lol
>>154718034Does that mean Annekee will finally show her cock
>I showed you my gock>please respond
im waiting for victory since inter are a serious tema
how the fuck is this shit ass milan 3rd
>>154718220can't tell if she has the skin complexion of a 60 years old woman or if she is two steroid cycles away from fully growing a beard.
>>154718244Chivus should've given more kids a chance today, this game has zero relevance. Not a gud manager move
>>154718323alphamale move to still win after its certain.
refs equipment broke. cant hear marmottas orders so a pause now
>>154718348Alphamale knows to give younglings a chance when the stakes are low to prove themselves to the pack. Beta move is to play the big boys to not upset them
>>154718311Wouldn't surprise me if she thinks all of her snake oil is a replacement for sunscreen
>#Spalletti: โNon era la partita della vita. Non siamo tutti morti, non รจ tutto finito anche se questo รจ un risultato bruttissimo. La valutazioni sui giocatori non la faccio solo sulla gara di oggi: hanno avuto una crescita importante e fatto cose importanti in questi mesiโ kek
Kankerkee
>>154718444Locatelli is more powerful than the Mossad
Can he fix the Jj?
de vrij gud defending against a manlet
summertime gud save. >>154718401its a msg that always for the win serious. no time to take it easy.
Allegri won.
>>154718631Summerville to Inter? Gud or no
>>154718273no yurop. napoli without yurop won scude. next season bbilan will be permaded with more games
>>154718666
>>154718691>Crysencio Jilbert Sylverio Cirro Summervillewtf is this meme name
>Spalletti: "Sixteen goals conceded from the first shot? What can I say?"howling heโs the only person who hates digre and david more than I do
lauti close
>>154718818Brian Ebenezer Adjei Brobbey
>>154717889More Ducci and Ducci only
la buhaiola
The next Jj coach, I've seen it in the resonance of the Exor mailbox.
>>154718444lmao
mkhi nooo. what a chance. diouf gud stuff
halftime post memes
>>154718818leave Cencio Dilbert Saverio Cimurro Smallville alone
Was Smallville the show with the actresses that ended up being in some weird sex cult?
>>154719108Yeah, and Daler Mehndi was involved in human trafficking
>>154719108there was more than one actress in that series I would have liked in my sex cult iykwim
The Sword :)
>>154719194of Allah Signora
As much as Motta was flawed and all, that press conference after Jj-Empoli last season was the most logical thing said at the club in these past years. The players are just shite, keep the shite core of players and you won't get better.
boniii
Rainkino
>>154719194x2
>>154719249he said more something along the lines of them being spoiled bitches, something that should be self evident by how many managers they chew through without achieving anything.
>>154719253Told u, only the younglings care in these final games
Ronald Koeman Jr. (goalkeeper) is going to take a benuldy lole
Perfectly in the side-netting, he has his father's technique on kicks.
>>154719338poor miss Koeman
>>154719338Crazy hairstyle for that head shape
>>154719371
>>154719397
qualifying to ucl by being /strongmind/โฆcertain clubs donโt understand this
>Ajax finishes 5th, in the playoffs for a ticket for the Conference League>can't play your post-season playoff games at home because there are Harry Styles concerts planned>have to play in the Volendam stadium (6k capacity), and the field will be shit because Volendam plays their own relegation playoffsThe KWABbening just keeps getting worse lmao
comfy game to watch.
>>154719309Basically none of them ever won anything big or went far in big competitions, last decade the club was buying your Khedira's and Matuidi's who despite not doing miracles at the club were big winners. Can't build a solid house out of plastic.
NO MY PROMISED 12.5 SHEKELS
nice gole.
watching celebrations from utube.
>>154717889Ask Israel for more money
>Local Italians and immigrant jeets worked together to stop and apprehend the islamic terrorist in ModenaAre saars the natural counterweight to muslims?
Danejeet redeemed
d'ambroo
Toldoo.
Beccalossii
>>154720329rude post
You now remember the Brazilian nazio poster
>there are people itt that unironically believe Riomma won't drop points against Hellass
>>154720809This desu>>154717450
How's the mood in the Juve discord after today?
>>154720865((((They)))) already know they are going to the UCLThe question is whether they take riommas or milans place
sinner won
Golazo dinner
the one thing you can actually fault Vinny boy for is speaking the truth when stating that their season was over after the Villa match. Despite losing the 3 best players from last season they might have just still managed to qualify for Europe again in the end.
is twinkazzo still a going concern or do we only have the chud swiss now? did duccio kill him?
>>154716494gattuso taught the greeks well
cam on casteddu
>binland goalkeeping
leece game si cracked
borgo dio
based interking+10m to pio for consanguinity
Based pippo crashing palermo with no survivors
>>154723431as expected
mina has his gol. no children will go missing in a voodoo sacrifice tonight
>>154723140>leece game si crackedma che razza di newfie รจ questo?
based Thiago Vardinho doing it again
Why do they still say the season's been positive, who exactly are they protecting? Who are they trying to fool, even? He's not stupid and I don't see how telling things the way they are would affect the relationship he has with the board
Found on the Crime & Horror shelf
>>154724170Could be literally about nearly any club in the league kek
>>154724248:)
Jamie Vardy to LazioGazza 2.0.
INVESTIGATE SERIE ASS
Lecce piece of shit
Hate to say I told you so sieg heil>>154717821
>Vardy has more league gols than all of Lazio's attackers >39yo Vardy has played nearly the same amount of minutes as zacca this season god I cant wait for this shit season to finish
I sincerely hope >we help Lecce stay up, the Chevanton goal relegating Samp was *chef's kiss*
>>154724653Vardy >>>>>> Harry Kane100%
Udinese v Cremonese was the most obviously rigged match ever, Lecce winning too at the death is pure calcio
Sleep tight /serieelf/
Edgar 'tioned
>>154724993The original auraman.
>>154724993>winning is the only thing that matters>not the Europa league though, who cares about winning lolI can already picture the next season
nerf Lorella
Is that a Shadow of the Erdtree boss?
>The future of Damien Comolli at Juventus is currently uncertain. [Schira]godium
Annekek is just white mile davis
>>154730711Alcoholics do struggle with accepting reality
>Bourinho back at real madridHoly disperazione merengue batman
