Staying up late to watch football is like kissing your sister. It feels amazing, even though you know you shouldn't
>oh my.... a delicious treat will help my knee*SHLUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUURP*>mmmMMmmmmmMMMMm
Ravens prelaunch prep before coming in fast and furious this season, boat-racing the NFL
Chiefies master race
>>154705418based
berds
offseason is too long
This guy at my gym in Jersey keeps aggressively joking about making me suck his cock. I showed my bro the pic I got at him and he says it's Jaxton Dart. Is it?
Erin resigned with the Stoolers
>>154705485
A day that will go down in infamy
Who's going to Cancun first?
Do you guys think Raped Gaye will cry after he gets humiliated by the hawks week 1?
>>154705601How many this season?
>>154705554Why are they so bratty
I'll never understand what the fuck happened here
>>154705898He needs more fucking help you fucking bigot
>>154705950Fucking butterfingers
Josh Allen is the pride of the white race. And this makes niggers upset
>the pride of the white raceCrakkkas... say this ain't so
Can he still do this with his ankle all fucked up?
>>154706157Who gives af what this shitter does kek
>>154706100This game was actually defensive kino not just a shitfest like the Eagles-Packers and Eagles-Chargers games. Nearly got overtime
>>154706203You do because ur gayders are going to suck anyway
Rodgers is back for one more year!
>>154706218The Bills ran the same hook and ladder like 5 times and it somehow worked EVERY TIME
>>154706279What's his fucking problem? Just retire dude
I'm at the BeerHive in the Strip District and everyone is going crazy!! They just played this https://youtu.be/vimZj8HW0Kg
>>154706447It’s not like he was a bad QB, and the Steelers could be in contention. No reason not to try for one more ring while he still can
25 million dollars
>>154706554>the Steelers could be in contention
>>154706554Rodgers would get raped by the Mahomes and Allen in the playoffs, Steelers are not contenders
>>THE MahomesBased
>>154706605Plus tip and another year accrued towards his pension
>>154706700Kek don’t know how that snuck in there
>>154706718Ah the Jaggies first lombardi… I remember it well
>>154706718>trying to drop his shoulder directly into Lloyd's kneeswhat a dirty fucking bastardhis ACL getting snapped was karma
>>154706718How are this tackle technique is called?
>>154706728He was clearly bothered that Kirk Cousins is above him on the all time earner list
>>154706829>t. seethin queefie
>>154705418Why should you not stay up late to watch football? What's amazing about kissing your sister?
The AFC West holds a prominent place in NFL LGBTQ+ history
>>154707069Broncos are straight though. The other three are insanely gay which bumps the average up
Who can stop them?
>>154707148
>>154707148Anyone who has a top 20 defense
My Buckbrokencos… back in the basement…
>twenty five million bucks
>previous season had a catastrophic mid-season collapse after a hot start>lost two franchise mount rushmore players in one offseason>retained bowles>hired the falcons OC>got the defacto steal of the draft>90% of the schedule is 1pm games My gut says 6 wins
>>154707118I just ordered this from the Broncos Pro Shophttps://shop.denverbroncos.com/wincraft-denver-broncos-3-x-5-pride-1-sided-deluxe-flag/p-37916481475634+z-9208-884783267>If you're looking for the next great piece to add to your fan cave, this ...is a must-have flag for your space. Take your Denver Broncos room to the next level with this newest addition.
working on a new mina video. stay tuned.
>>154707268Kinda fucked up we let gay people steal ALL the colors.
>>154707263Retaining Toilet Bowles was unconscionable. It’s crazy how incompetently run some franchises are
>>154707206Do the schedule makers just hate the Broncos? What the fuck is this 6 week stretch? They could easily be 1-5. Jags, Rams, Niners and Seahawks are all guaranteed losses.
>>154707268It's Walmart, if it sells it sells
It's crazy how incompetently run some bussys are
>>154707331they're losing all 6 of those games. the jags exposed them hard last seasonthe broncos are talented but incredibly undisciplined
>>154707449When are scientists going to make bussy self cleaning like vaginas are so that we can forget about women all together?
>>154707304Words cannot express my disappointment. John Harbaugh's daughter is at USF just down the road from the stadium. It would have been a slam dunk and set us up for at least sustained mid-range success over the next 5 years. Instead we opted to return to the basement.
>>154707470Honestly this
>>154706157Juggling 3 balls is extremely easy I’m a fat inept loser retard and do it while walking
>>154707331>>154707454>JagsTlaw RAPED the Donkeys
>>154707529Pretty good little exercise for coordination though
How many times will cuban boy get sacked in his rookie season?
>>154707290Putting all the colors on one flag is as gay as you can get
SnoodballSneedballFoodballFootball
>>154707268>fan cave Why does the concept of male and female freak these lunatics out so
>>154707567Once, because he will not start until Week 18
>>154707400I take it you're the only person in town that won't be at the upcoming pride parade?
>>154707558when liam coen realized how long the broncos front seven takes to get set and started quick snapping them was the moment he shouldve won coach of the yearunfortunately vrabel was in a secret long term affair and impregnated one of the voters of that award so it didn't happen
>>154707559Ping pong would be better I stink at that. Or the ball in the cup
>>154707672COTY is a cursed award, you don't want it
Godgers BackSeeing red
Oh dear, my Broncos are causing quite a bit of frustration amongst the genny's brown users.
>>154707672I never heard him talk about this. Was it during the post game presser? Broncos corners all played like fucking shit and took turns getting picked on anyway. Riley Moss and Jahdae Barron had some bad missed tackles as well from memory it wasn't just coverage lapses
>>154707331Kek brutal
If Derrick Henry joined Buffalo instead of the Ravens, the Bills would have a ring or at least have been to the Owl. Henry and Josh Allen would have been the single most difficult to tackle pair of players ever assembled on the same roster.
Is this accurate?
>>154707807James Cook was the rushing leader this year. Allen does not need more help
>>154708026The rushing lanes were open because teams fear Allen. Anything you say will be twisted in further proof that I’m right
>>154708026If allen had receivers they wouldn't need to run nearly as much.
>>154708070I think the window for teams fearing allen is closing rapidly. His body will not be able to do that in his 30s and he's not that good of a passer.
>>154707798he doesn't ever talk about it but there's clips of the all-22kurt benkert talked about ithttps://www.youtube.com/shorts/D_4QiEUXvwc
>>154708026>Allen does not need more helpwhich QBs actually do need more help then?
>>154707855I never thought I'd see flopping in football until Mahomes achieved it
>>154708128In reality, despite all these hot takes, Mahomes and Allen will still be 1 and 2 in ten years
>>154708070>The rushing lanes were open because teams fear AllenSo why does he need a HoF RB then? The Bills have always had a top 10 run game>>154708124Nothing is ever his fault, is it?>>154708163Joe Burrow. The Bengals have lost 7 games in the past 2 years in which they scored over 30 points
https://youtube.com/shorts/71fuaQDIccQ
>>154708163my nigga sherbert
>>154708235Can’t believe the Burrow to the Rams timeline was canceled for Ty fucking Simpson kek
What is stopping a billionaire sports team owner from making a test tube baby assembled from genetically modified sperm and eggs from perfect 10/10 athletic donors and raising a genetic ubermensch as a son purely so he can be manipulated onto the team via the UDFA or international player systems? We will soon have the technology to create the perfect starting 22 and a growing class of trillionaires with sports interest. There's no rule against freak genetics, just drugs.
>>154708456owners don't give a shit about whether their team wins or not lol
>>154708526Yes they do. If they are smart they do. Winning culture dramatically increases the value of their holdings. What you'd pay running a totally legal eugenics system you'd make back 100x through jersey sales of your 15th son playing outside linebacker at 32mph
>>154708186*Nix and Archie Manning
>>154708603shad khan is one of the richest owners in the nfl and he bought the jags for like $780 million and theyve been objectively the worst franchise in the entire league since and still appreciated ten-fold in valuehe didn't actually give a shit until people started personally making fun of him last off-season for being a retard
Wtf is this new “Buckbrokencos” meme? Is that supposed to be the Broncos? Doesn’t even make sense
>>154708688Did he try running a legal eugenics program combining the best aspects of each race into a super human that he raises as his own child to craft into the perfect athlete?
>>154707263>retained Bowles
>>154708754That's how they got TLaw
>>154708688He is probably the most hands on owner in the league When it comes to giving a shit, he's probably #1He pours the money in giving them the nicest facilities but hasn't been nailing his front office staff and coaching hires ...until now
>>154709356>probably the most hands on owner in the leagueHe lets his kid run it (into the ground)
>>154709356>He is probably the most hands on owner in the league>When it comes to giving a shit, he's probably #1nigga khan was the exact opposite of thishe was so "hands off" that it felt like trent baalke owned the team, and he literally lost out of ben johnson and nearly lost out on liam coen because he refused to make a football decisionhiring tony boselli literally saved that franchise
>>154708754he did the opposite of that and made Tony instead
>>154709591Fucking lol'd KWAB
The Chiefs roster is more depleted than anyone wants to acknowledge. They're getting very old and Mahomes is coming off of a serious injury.
>>154709662We're not done yet.
>>154707069My broncies!!
>>154709662When we win the first 3 games it will have already mind broke half of nfl and caused the other half to troon out on spite of what their ears heard. I want to believe the chiefs will be 6-11 but I don't see it this year feels strange.
>>154710096I just don't think the Chiefs backup is good enough to beat the broncos backup
Teams that should never be good: BrownsJetsCardinals
>>154709582He is the most hands on on how much fundraising and publicity he raises and how much money he gives to the team in community You don't want your owner playing GMz that's retarded
every team's best current uniform
>>154705898hero ball from someone who is not a hero
>>154706069>race mix with a filipina jew negress hybrid>pride of the white racelel. picrel. an ACTUAL aryan
every team's worst current uniform
>>154706870it's called the knee detroyer. extremely effective when contact is made.https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Q4GB6o-1yhY
>>154710741As a blonde hair blue eyed Aryan poster child, Bo Nix is too gross to look at1) is his leathery aged face that looks ten years older than he is 2) two is his whip dip shitty hairYou should be hung as a traitor to the white race for defiling it with your nomination
>>154709662which refs are retiring?
>>154710950
>>154709662kek
>>154710999Your hanging with be carried out calmly by four of us on Sunday after church
>>154710789This one is harder to do because a lot of these aren't actually "bad" but if you pick the best from every team all of them range from kinda cool to greatAlso how the fuck did you organize this because mine was NorthSouthEastWest then division winner at the top
>>154711222>Your hanging with be carried out calmly by four of us on Sunday after church
>>154710999To be fair, my eyes literally melt having to look at Bo Nix's face. Hopefully he's still in the league in 5 years and he ages to look more normal
>>154710999one (1) joke
>>154711316The reason he looks weird is a skin deformity, you'd need graft surgery to fix that
>>154711264Kiwi is back with his Bo Nix obsession, this time using an American flag
>>154710673shit taste
>>154711342I think the Kiwi gets frustrated because he can't think of anything interesting or funny to say so he just reverts to bo nix babbling
>>154711318>mfw Bo has all you non-whites whipped into a frenzy
>Brady walks the runway for Guccinot sure if based or cringe
>mfw Bo has all you non-whites whipped into a frenzy
>>154711488kek
>>154711488who is this fine Italian, fellow?
Tebowmania was fun. I was so happy when he hit that legendary pass to sink the Steelers on the playoffs
>>154711656was a great run. knew it wouldn't last the round though, lmao.
special guests aaron rodgers and mike stud
>>154711456dude can barely walk lol, what is he doin?
>>154711690Now that looks like the perfect fit for Bo Nix
>>154711724>
MY bronkies cause much seethe by being cuties
>>154711245not in order top to bottom but divisions are columns
>>154711794ikr
Your 2026-27 New York Giants schedule. There are some optimistic people in their base saying 10 wins
>>154711765Take deep breaths and go read up on schizophrenia
>>154711887
>>154711902no.
>>154711887deadly away games besides the commies, uff
>>154711963Not really understanding this when the giants have a shit roster
>>154711887See how Giants only get 2 home games on prime time? Jets got zero so that's it for MetLife in the national spotlight Meanwhile Sofi Stadium getsRams >MNF Sept 21>MNF Oct 12>(also Thanksgiving Eve Nov 25)>(also TNF Dec 3)Chargers>SNF Nov 29>(also TNF Dec 17)
>>154712046i like their draft, and the fact that daboll is out of the picture, i think they are better. ofc this is all best case scenario. still see them possibly going 5 games, but they can defo hit that 7 game win threshold.
>>154707331I'm not worried. I'm thinking 4 wins minimum
The New York Jets have zero scheduled primetime games for the 2026 NFL season. This marks the first time in 19 years—and only the second time since 1981—that the team was completely shut out of the national nighttime television slots.
>>154712080MetLife is old and busted now. It's almost time for a new stadium.
>>154707331>KCThis is a free win. Bo has outplayed patty every time they faces off. And now that pat is old, injured, and lost the refs favor, its straight up not competitive>jagsThey raped us last year but we will have learned our lesson. 2-0 to start the year>rams47 year old stafford takes one hit from bonnito and breaks his back. Simpson comes in throws 4 picks in a blowout loss. 3-0>ninersWe always play them well. Russell wilson beat them ffs. 4-0>chargersThey match up well against us. I’ll give them the win here. 4-1>seahawksLmao, just wait til shart fartnold sees a real defense. Not even a little worried about this one. 5-1
here's your 2026 standings bro
The longest losing streak since the 70s, and 2nd longest ever of active franchises, belongs to the Jags, who lost 20 straight from 2020-2021 (TLaw was drafted #1 overall in 2021)
>>154712157good riddance, every jets game I've watched in the last 5 years sucked balls
>>154712398and the longest streak is the bucs with 26clearly floridians don't deserve their teams
>>154712361heheh the ram looks like a bringus
>>154712361Why are the Rams a penis?
>>154712424>>154712417see attached.
>>154712398Worst losing streak since the Browns went 0-16 was the Bears 14 game losing streak 2022-2023. Caleb was taken #1 overall 2024
>>154712450Fields is a terrorist. If I see another ohio State qb drafted in the first 3 rounds Ill know a franchise is trying to tank.
>>154711656Was he the white Shedeur Sanders?
>>154712483steelers legend will howard
The Rams really drafted a QB3 coming off a season where they were one game away from a SB win
>>154712518They all thought they were drafting Manning after they traded their pick to Atlanta
>>154711717it's AI
league needs to be downsized to 3 divisions, 24 teams
>>154712518Have you considered that there was literally no player that could help the Rams win football games this year at pick 13?
>>154712483Fields part of that was a 12 game losing streak Caleb almost beat that with a 13 game losing streak, the only thing that prevented that from happening was that win at Green Bay
>>154712602there were. The knock on the draft was that the difference between pick 10 and pick 50 was marginal but you will still get a starter.
>>154712602Bain? Pash rusher may even have been one of their biggest needs, and Bain was probably the most pro ready edge along with Bailey
thoughts?
>>154712627>losing streakwhat is your starting QB's longest losing streak?
>154712716impressive bait, almost got mad
>>1547127197
>>154712719During my life time our longest losing streak was 8 games
>>154712483there are STILL people riding that long since derailed hype train, to this day saying he just needs mo help God help us if he even plays marginally ok in relief of mahomes, well never hear the fucking end of itbm
>>154712719Jalen Hurts3two times
>>154712766I like Fields. But yeah he did good with the Jets so people are expecting him to blow up with the Chiefs. Like sane, reasonable, logical people. A lot of them
DeVonte Smith about to blow uphttps://youtube.com/shorts/a-cGv9uacHo
Look how nasty the walk is from NYC to MetLife stadium ishttps://youtube.com/shorts/G_LAvfVA7qw
>>154713034>start out in shithole>cross state lines>end up in shithole>watch your semi local team get the shit kicked out of them>wonder why God let you survive 2 muggings and getting hit by a car just so you could witness itSaved everyone the trouble of watching that vid.
>>1547073316-0 start incoming also with trillions of Bo induced melties
>>154707331It would make sense from an entertainment standpoint to give teams that missed the playoffs last year easier schedules to start off to keep their fans invested while giving teams that made the playoffs hard schedules where they might lose a lot of early games makes it seem that weaker teams actually have a shot. It reinforces the idea of parity.
Starting QBs since 20201: BUF2: TBB3: DET4: GBP LAC SEA5: CIN PHI6: ATL BAL DAL JAX KCC NEP TEN7: ARZ CAR HOU MIA PIT8: CHI DEN LAR SFF9: LVR MIN10: IND NOS NYJ11: NYG WSH13: CLE
>>154711488Kek anyone who’s been to Denver knows this is accurate. Don’t know why that one bronkeks schizo is obsessed with making the broncos a huwhite team
>>154713318Absolute mind broken. Kek
>>154712157Maybe that faggot owner should commit himself to preparing an entertaining and worthwhile product then instead of trudging literal slop out there every week because lol
>>154712711Edge is not one of their biggest needs. They can barely fit their 3rd round edge Josaiah Stewart in the rotation.
>>154714117Touched a nerve?
>>154712518ty will be a kirk cousins level starter and i'm cool with that
>>154714198Yea, thevfunny nerve cus I am enjoying your melties :^)
>>154714419He sux
>>154712716>Patriots vs chargersYou seem to think the pats will be good this year. They won't even make the playoffs, lol. Also chargers will choke the first round. >Ravens vs BillsYou are correct here>BronkukS Vs Bungholesbungholes barely beat rookie bo nix in overtime last time they played while the broncos got better and bengals got worse.>Panthers vs xirhawksEasy call>Iggs vs gigantesEasy call>Loins vs saintsEasy call
>>154709662Boring and cringe
Just catch the fucking ball
Good morning /nfl/>>154715436Much easier said than done
kwab status?
Hey Faggots,My name is Bill, and I hate every single one of you. All of you are fat, retarded, no-lifes who spend every second of their day looking at stupid ass pictures. You are everything bad in the world. Honestly, have any of you ever gotten any pussy? I mean, I guess it's fun making fun of people because of your own insecurities, but you all take to a whole new level. This is even worse than jerking off to pictures on facebook.Don't be a stranger. Just hit me with your best shot. I'm pretty much perfect. I was Head Coach of the football team, and General Manager of the football team. What sports do you play, other than "jack off to naked drawn Japanese people"? I also get straight A's, and have a banging hot girlfriend (She just blew me; Shit was SO cash). You are all faggots who should just kill yourselves. Thanks for listening.Pic Related: It's me and my bitch
>>154716282John. You've gotta stop browsing 4chan. It's been like 20 years bro. Give it a rest.
>>154712716bears won't make the playoffs
>>154716282Hi Kiwi,>All of you are fatI’m tight and slender>retardedI’ve read Schpenhauer>no-lifesIt’s called aristocratic lounging>who spend every second of their day looking at stupid ass picturesI read and meditate.>You are everything bad in the worldI have neither a positive nor negative effect on anyone >Honestly, have any of you ever gotten any pussy?No>I mean, I guess it's fun making fun of people because of your own insecurities, but you all take to a whole new levelI make fun of you because you’re stupid and mindbroken by my Chiefs>This is even worse than jerking off to pictures on facebook.If you are jerking off to visual stimulus whatsoever you are a porn-addled goblin subhuman with no personal standards or interior world >I'm pretty much perfect.You are a fat greasy neet incel Ameriboo with nothing better to do than shitpost about a foreign sport.>I was Head Coach of the football team, and General Manager of the football team.No, you weren’t.>You are all faggots who should just kill yourselves.Encouraging suicide is immoral. You will burn in hell>Pic Related: It's me and my bitchNo that’s Bill Belichick
>>154716602Wtf… queefies are… based??
>>154716602I'm going to assume you already knew you were responding to very stale pasta.
>>154716602>>154716665I’ve long suspected one of the Chiefs fans here was a girl and now I’m sure of it. Those “Chiefs kings look like this??” and it’s Amber Heard or whatever, I thought at first it was a tranny but trannies aren’t furiously anti-porn. That’s the inside joke when she says “no” to never getting pussy. There is literally a foid among us
There are definitely biological females that browse /nfl/ though I highly doubt any of them are "conventionally attractive."
>>154716750>lifelong is just a Swiftie all alongWouldn’t be surprised
>>154716785No there aren't lmaoWomen don't get a shit about the /nfl/ and the ones that do aren't going to discuss it anonymously, they're going to discuss it publicly on social media for brownie points.
>>154716785Nobody browsing /nfl/ is attractive lil nigga
my vikies :(
I’m not a girl wtf
>>154716832SPIRITUAL foid
>>154716799>>154716810In denial
>>154716832rape
>>154716894bussy is just a vagina without the downsides
this is a 10/10 in denver
>>154716939I hope somehow this terrible post ends up on your gravestone
>>154716827>already a shit team>now with a Black QB ™Rough
Bros I am never going out drinking again I am certifiable schizo retard
>>154717188Throw a dart into someone's eye again, Steve?
>>154717212Nah, I got kicked out of the bar by jeets
>>154716602>>retarded>I’ve read SchpenhauerNot exactly a refutation. Schopey has some nice quotes when you're in a bad mood, but overall I think his philosophy is so retarded. He goes out of his way to be negative about everything, then treats it as profound. It's why everyone hated him
>>154717237Kwab
>>154717365After 8 shots I couldnt hide my power level
>>154717237lmao. just throw soap or hand sanitizer at them. it's like holy water to a demon.
A friend of mine who is gay (I went to Penn State) said the fag community is excited to have Rodgers back
>>154717086yes and jefferson is propably walking after this season :(
>>154717188That was me the morning after St Patrick's Day. I drank so much I had my first blackout in recent memory. Parade and huge street party after that is in my part of town. Blacked out while it was still day light and have no memory until after dark when I fell and busted my side up. This beautiful girl passing by was asking me if I was okay as I got up and immediately lost my balance and fell over and faceplanted. She was like, I'm calling an Uber. Where do you live. Ok I called an Uber. An Uber is coming, as I was sitting on the ground stunned, trying to figure out what was going on. I threw up in the Uber on the way home and the guy just looked at me like "really?" I couldn't even tip him to pay for a nice carwash because I wasn't the one that called him. Had a couple painful deep bruises from my falls that lasted the next couple weeks and I basically laid low for a month after that in shame
>>154717188I had an uni classmate who went full jekyll and hyde when booze entered his system
>>154718305Im good if I stick to beer but holy shit I cannot hold my liquor
>>154718275raider fans are the ficki ficki of the football fanbases
>>154718351Im waiting for the liquor store so I can shamefully get a hair of the dog
Should I get into playoff hockey?
>>154718425welcome, fellow /druk/ster.
Candy is dandy but liquor is quicker
>>154718480Yes. For /ourdabres/! :)
AHHHHH CHOOOOOOOOOOO!
>>154718518lmao. without the zebras, mutthomes ain't going to do a thing anymore.
>>154718480My avies :)
>>154718495Hey buddy heh
>broncos have a sniff of relevance and instantly become the most annoying shitposters on the genny At least the delusional bears-fags acknowledge that it's based entirely on wishful thinking.
>>154718351>I cannot hold my liquorAND THESE BITCHES CAN'T HANDLE ME
Midlife crisis humiliation ritual as Giselle and her runway model friends laughhttps://x.com/NFL/status/2055974992550985967
>>154716987I'll tattoo it on my bussy
who /blo dix/ here?
>>154718767Dude mid 40's fucking sucks being single.
>>154718736I don't understand the thought process. "Hey, you know what would be a good idea, if I got on general NFL forum and sperge out on everyone then accuse then of having a meltie because they think I'm an annoying shit"It like the perfect thing for a Chiefs fan to do undercover to make everyone repulsed by the Broncos
>>154718275He's the second coming of krut cousins isn't he
>>154718767heh
>>154718425I'm already there bro
>>154716191Manufactured outrage, Perna is the most popular Broncos fan online and he thought it was funny
>>154718767>Hey Tom you wanna try something new? We'll pay you a lot of money!>Sure, sounds fun Retards online: omg this is so embarrassing
>>154718275Has a an incel ever gone 1st overall in the draft?
>>154714627>You seem to think the pats will be good this year. They won't even make the playoffsI keep forgetting that that evil evil schedule forced them to beat the other AFC playoff teams>But if the other AFC teams were better, they wouldn't have won!!Yeah exactly. The AFC is shit so the Patriots had an easy time. That didn't change
>his QB isn't an award winning author couldn't be me
Im considering downloading madden 08 is madmod still updating rosters?
>>154719037Of course it's a picture-only book, since, cause, well, you know.
>>154719024I enjoy making out passionately with dudes that remind me of Tom Brady, but even I am cringed out by his runway model fiasco. I need to work on being more gay
>>154719036>forced them to beat the other AFC playoff teamsName 1 good AFC playoff team
>>154719147Thank you for repeating my pointThe Patriots will make it back this year because the AFC is bad and they're above average
Does Drake Maye have what it takes to overcome the mighty Bills?
>>154719114>go chiefs, btw
>>154718887>picked off by Bobby Wagner in the big two sixNo thanks
>>154719159>they're above average
my bills :)
>>154719180Can you pay my bills?Can you pay my telephone bills?Do you pay my automo' bills? (Bills)If you did, then maybe we could chillI don't think you doSo, you and me are throughCan you pay my bills? (Bills)Can you pay my telephone bills? (Bills)Do you pay my automo' bills? (Bills)If you did, then maybe we could chillI don't think you do (Do, do, do, do)So, you and me are through (Through)
>>154719162The more I watch this replay, the more the fumble looks intentionally done. Like honestly, what was Josh thinking?
is everyone going to be good this year other than the tardinals?
he wanted to be like patty.
>>154719198About how much sympathy Bills Mafia is going to give him when he starts crying on the podium after another "heartbreaking unfair loss"I don't think you could pick a QB in the league who fits his team's culture better than Josh Allen
>>154719198nah he just brain farted
>>154719198>what was Josh thinking?SHEEEEEEEEEIT man I'm him! Imma heroballer an shiet. Dey sayin I'm da best QB eva, bruh. I'm finna boutta run fo fiddy on dey asses cuh
>you can silence one foreverwho do you pick?
>>154719247collinsworthless
>>154719218No more buffalo chicken wings for you
>>154719247God I do not understand how boomers listen to these peoplePerna, Grossi, and Garrett are infinitely more entertaining and at least Garrett knows his shit. These guys are all retarded arrogant charisma vacuums
>>154719261>bone-indisgusting trash for poors. normal people prefer boneless
not sure if based or cringe
How good is buffalo chicken wing pizza?
>>154719218
>>154719312>1-1
>>154719312based Montana
>>154719247portnoy he's a zionist and a chud
>>154719024>sounds fun
Is Buffalo Wild Wings the go to spot to watch games in your area? My bro from Memphis said that was his main hangout to watch games there. By me, there are two Buffalo Wild Wings that seem pretty popular but I always go to Hooters if I'm not going to the neighborhood bars
>>154719198>hailee is probably making with a negro in the box RIGHT NOW>*panic*
>>154719281You would never make it Buffalo
>>154719376Have you heard Tom speak? He's like a turbo normie.
>>154719227He isn’t Trey McBride >>154719247McAfee easy. Portnoy a distant second but well ahead of any other
>>154719281This is an incorrect opinion. Boneless wings are reconstituted slop
15 wins easy
>>154719294>team is in the cellar>he has to talk shit to the fans, because he gets fined/suspended if he talks shit to his opponets.cringe. 100%.
Has the NFL ever put into place a policy for what would happen if a plane crash killed an entire team?
>>154719449Yeah, I could see 14 teams on that list getting wins in those games.
>>154719470you have quite the imagination
>>154719281>He prefers reconstructed boneless wingsGet out.
>>154719469The Jets will be heavily fined and forced to forfeit the rest of their season
All this talk about boneless wings makes me wish I was in college hungover about to order Wings Over
>>154719311It's not bad. But Buffalo chicken wing dip is far superior. As a matter of fact, dip your Buffalo wing pizza into the Buffalo wing dip. It's a win-win!
I'm thinking a 0-3 start followed by a cheeky 10-4 finish
>>15471944912-5
>>154719511who are the 4 losses
>>154719511Jesus Christ that is a brutal opening stretch before the bye. Who the fuck allowed this to happen
>>154719395He sounds like a high pitched woman in a man's body to me but I have never been to the NE so I don't know how normal that is there
>>154719449
>>154719511>5 straight home games, @titans, then two more home gamesWhat is this ass-clownery
>>154719532In college I had a buddy from upstate NY and he that same high pitched voice that Brady has. And I had a college buddy from Wisconsin that also had that same high pitched voice that Brady has. I used to mock their accent all the time. Good times
What if I told you a few years ago that Tom Brady would turn into a runway model that owns the Raiders.
>>154719617GOAT
>>154719632I would believe both. He already owned the raiders as a player and his wife was a model who designed his entire longevity diet.
>>154719632I thought he was going to go into fashion design. He talked very passionately about that as life dream when he launched the Brady high end fashion line that did a lot of high end casual. I haven't seen it in stores yet but I never go shopping
bros I am having a hair of the dog
>>154707056people get turned on by doing the taboo
>>154719682It is fucked up that they wouldn't even let him wear his own fashion brand at his debut as a runway model. Made him do Gucci instead.
Why does he cause so much seethe amongst the non ball knowers?
>>154719724I don't even know who that is
>>154719724Barson Kek
>>154719742BIG, if true
>>154719742mind=blown
>>15471952149ers, Rams, Bengals, and Jags>>154719538Whoops, that should be @Cardinals and I flipped the Giants games, my bad
>>154719281I'll eat boneless "wings" but its literally popcorn chicken covered in sauce
>>154719033*volcel
>Roger Goodell wanted Falcons-Saints MNF game to mark 20 years since return from Katrinaawww how thoughtful to remind us of when the government disarmed white citizens so that niggers could loot rape and rampage with impunity.
>>154719724The goat
You wake up yesterday and Brandon Beane has been hiring as team GM for your team. what do?
>>154720135Post every five minutes about how the Patriots suck on /sp/
>>154719214still won the superbowl that season btw
>>154720154Drake's wife's cooking skills suck, that's for sure.
I'm getting a pedicure as I type this bros. Decided on a summer yellow for my toes nails. I feel like Tom Brady
Bengals favored in 15 games? Thats free money. Bet the underdogs almost every week with tthat team
Who wants to fill my tank?
>>154720481What's the Bengals over/under? I'm already taking the Giants and Browns under, might throw the Bengies in there too
>>154720644idk but theyre favored in 15 games already. Maybe 16. Theyre going 11-6 at the absolut BEST, and thats if they stay healthy
>>154720644should be betting on which week Burrow has a season ending injury.
>>154720668i dunno, they have a seemingly piss easy schedule and a revamped defense. 12+ wins is very possible
>>154720685Kek never forget that J Breezy couldn't even make it out of September. Bengies should trade him and put in Flaccie
Carson Beck to Maserati Marv 99 yard TD every single play
>>154720644>taking the Giants and Browns underWhat did you get in at on both?
Carson Beck = Tony RomoJeremiah Love = Shaun Alexander
>>154720503I will you send nude pics of yourself fulfilling some of my kinky desires
I wish they would get rid of Romo and Collinsworth, I used to hate Buck and Aikmen but they are so much better than those two Mahomo retards.
>>154720810I haven't actually done it yet. I haven't bet in ages so my account had no money and I have to wait for the $25 I put in to be verified
KB and Brady broadcasts are the best, especially when the QB takes a deep shotKB: Heeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee's GOT IT!Brady: OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
>>154720849Some of those give you free money to play with if it's your first time using them
>>154720644Look likeBaltimore Ravens: 11.5 WinsCincinnati Bengals: 9.5 WinsPittsburgh Steelers: 8.5 WinsCleveland Browns: 6.5 Wins
>>154720901>Baltimore Ravens: 11.5 WinsOver>Cincinnati Bengals: 9.5 WinsOver>Pittsburgh Steelers: 8.5 WinsOver>Cleveland Browns: 6.5 WinsOver
>>154720814What about Jared Goff? similar playstyle
>>154719988at least they cleaned up after themselves when the Superdome provided shelter for them.
>>154720974Mendoza is more similar to Goffie stylistically. Beck has more improv to his game like Romo did and he also sees the field better instead of first read throws
>>154721038>he also sees the field better
If Tom Brady acquired all 7 dragon balls, what do you think he would wish for?
oh boy here we go...
>>1547210987 Super Bowl rings to go with them, oh wait, he has those already. 7>3, btw.
>>154720690revamped defense just means 24th best instead of 31st. Then you have to worry about burrow and tee higgins remaining healthy
>>154721081Yes. This is one throw in the natty that Miami wasn't even supposed to make it to. They were supposed to either not make the playoffs, lose to Texas A&M or lose to Ohio State. They overachieved getting to that point. Beck has more 2nd-3rd read throws in his career than Mendoza does it's not even a question. Again comparisons are just comparisons it's all subjective but when I watch Beck i see a lot of Tony Romo personally
>stoolers are sticking with Rodgerskek
>>154721120i think you're crazy if you believe that defense's ceiling is only 24th
>>154721164factor in inevitable injuries and yea, 24th. You dont even know if dexter lawrence is elite anymore. Maybe he's just good
I wont be surprised when browns beat jags week 1
>>154721146>yeah, but>followed by a paragraph of cope that no one will readkek. predictable auzzie slop.
>>154721098Gisele back
>>154721202 I'll bet you 500 cents that doesn't happen
Brady with the raiders is like Jordan with the bobcats. Mendoza is Emeka Okafor.
>>154720693Whos it gonna be this year? Last year we had mahomo Danny and bussy with nix in the playoffs literally destroyed those 4 teams
>>154721219It'd be easier just to admit you weren't watching NFL when Tony Romo played lol cazzie mutt loses again
Niggles lose
>>154721276>no, but youlel. again. typical predictable auzzie slop.
>>154721179>factor in inevitable injuriesno i dont think i will factor injuries even if you claim they're inevitable. lawrence being just good is considerably better than any DT the bengals have had in years, he was still elite last year in everything but finishing sacks regardless. and the entire DL was revamped not just lawrence. i'm not saying they'll certainly be better than 24th but their ceiling is average, not awful
>>no, but you>lel. again. typical predictable auzzie slop.
>>154721146>Beck has more 2nd-3rd read throws in his career than Mendoza doesi would hope so, he played 20 more games
>>154720837you're going to miss them when they're gone and replaced with ebonics
JFFM really has gone to shit over the past few seasons. Sad.
>>154721361nah Romo is worthless drunk and lost his magic.
If MY bronkies beat the seahawks on tnf theyre winning the superbowl. If they dont they are missing the yoffs
>>154721361imagine if they replace him with cam newton kek
Bengals Bears Owl
>>154721282Shady line, I think it’ll move closer to the game>>154720901Shady line for the ravens
>lamar goes to high school prom>BASED LAMAR PLEASE TAKE A PIC WITH US>i go to high school prom>DO YOU GO THIS SCHOOL YOU DON'T LOOK LIKE A TEENAGER LEAVE OR WE CALL THE COPSwooooow
>>154721468why did she bring jason luv to prom?
>>154721468>state trooper dedicated to this like lameme is the fucking president of the countryOn taxpayer dime I'm sure too.
>>154721468Not surprised to see their ruining proms now too, just no class whatsoever
>>154721499>doesn't know that public schools have dedicated cops>doesn't know that you can hire off duty cops for security drop the vpn subrahmanyam jaishankar
>>154721520They’re*
>>154721555>goes out of his way to defend nig degeneracy.Sorry you're crying right now, jamaal.
>>154721555>public schools, copsexactly. cops. not state fucking troopers>off-duty copsyes, and they are always dressed in the work clothes when off-duty performing private security. Dipshit dumb fucking retard.
>>154721593DO NOT REDEEM
>>154721618>but r-reddit told me!Opinion trashed and recycled into a piece of toilet paper for me to wipe my ass with.
the high school i went to had like a permanent 6 man police detail after uvalde and as far as im aware its still there
Yea okay be racist and let hate destroy the thread but remember this moment when you're banned by the forum moderators for the things you've done
>>154721629I accept your defeat
>now he's posting AI slop.Sad.
>>154721651my PC may be banned but my phone posting is eternal
>>154721618Oh no>asked the ai>screenshotted the ai>posted the aiPlease stop I cringed irl so hard I injured my beautiful face
wait this is bk isnt it
>>154721644Nice maybe if there’s a female cop she can bang the freshman along with the teachers
>>154721687this is a McDonald's general
>>154721703That would be illegal, anon. Unless she is hot.
>>154721703Fucking kek based gooner
>the self admitted pedophile janny is back
i literally cannot stop playing femboy gamesgo broncos
Can't wait for the pats to brutalize the broncos again this season. It's going to mind break the kiwi seeing blow did go 0-6 to start the year off
it's going to mind break the kiwi seeing this bussy go 0-6 to start the year off
>>154721930I want in on that
my raidies beat the pats and chiefs and lost to the Texans, bears, jags and broncos by a combined 7 points with a senile HC and a football terrorist at QB if you dont think >we’re winning at least 10 games youre craycray
>>154722190femboy next doorno chiefs fans allowed though
>>154721415>mfw
>>154722315
chiefs, 49ers, patriots miss the playoffs
>>154719198Tryna recreate the Holy Rollerhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aGffYc5eXnA
Just 16 weeks until the NFL Opener
>first pics of Rodgers' wife leakedneed it or keep it?
I think Vrabel is a great coach
this thread fucking sucks
>>154722885>wearing an AI gibberish hat ironicallyI like him more and more
https://youtu.be/nLzIyADhBQYdoes he have a point
based or cringe?
>>154723241Pretty gay ngl
>da garyb ears
>>154723132I LOVE the Dalivor Jasuois RAMSUROS SODOIN
>>154723241100% posts here
>>154721415Cam Newton and Michael Irvin providing the color commentary to a cucked Jim Nantz lol
>>154723337HAHAHAHAHA
What does CJ Stroud need to do this year to find a path to redemption? He will face his toughest schedule yet and will be given everything he can ask for. No excuses. What will it take?
>>154722885Why is Rodgers such a hipster now?
>>154723650not have a piece of shit criminal father kek
>>154723650He literally just needs to be a middling QB. Just game manage and that elite defense will win them everything. They're even getting David Montgomery from the Lions. Stroud just needs to be the 15th best QB in the League and the Texans could legitimately win the Super BowlOf course, he will proceed to be the worst QB in the league and I will want to kill him despite not being a Toxinkek
Da Lions, whuddeva happened there?
should I go see Michael or the new Mortal Kombat?
>>154723811nah
>>154724110>He's made the playoffs 3 years straightteam stat>won a playoff game 3 years straightteam stat
i was watching some flat earth tard videos about nfl andhe makes a pretty good pointplease tell me how the magnetic glove is fake please tell me how all these insanely fake attempts at tackles that look a million times more phony than soccer flops are legit tackle attempts please explain why there are so many bizarre field goals and plays made for no reason whatsoever and the only explanation is that they are done to get points spread in a particular window
>>154724110he's in the AFC South
LOOK AT THIS DOODAH HA HA HA HA HAhttps://x.com/rapsheet/status/2055983799037534556?s=46
>>154723650>What does CJ Stroud need to do this year to find a path to redemption?literally throw the ball more, provided its not a shitty throw. Stroud had the 6th fewest pass attempts last year, and he only had 19 TDs throwing. thats averaging like 1.1 TD per game... its just not enough. his completion % was towards the bottom of the league as well>>154723693>He literally just needs to be a middling QBlike this anon said. based on 2025 stats, a "middling QB" would throw like 23-25 TD's and 6-8 INTs or thereabouts. this would put you at like Jacoby Brisset / Aaron Rodgers tier, which with that Houston defense would be good enough to make a deep playoff run
>>154724276@Grok what happened at the Georgia Dome on Sunday November 18, 2012?
>>154724110>He's made the playoffs 3 years straight and won a playoff game 3 years straightJust checking those wins real quick>the corpse of Fraudgers >Bustin Shitbert who threw 4 picks>THE Cleveland BrownsOpposing teams scored an average of 10.6 points against the Texans in the Wild Card round. All that to say, the Texans defense won those playoff games. All Stroud did was manage to not shit the bed completely (he saved that for the Divisional)
>>154724290people like that have some wires crossed in their brain its healthy to be skeptical but this is like one step away from “the CIA snuck in my bedroom and implanted a radio transmitter in my tooth” stuff
Best rivalries heading into this season: Bears PackersRams SeahawksBroncos ChiefsCowboys EaglesPatriots BillsBengals Ravens
>>154724290What is even the evidence for magnetic glovesTackling is hardI'd have to see specific plays to explain it, but the short answer is that other people are smarter than you
>>154724697>a rookie QBNice meaningless qualifier, Stroud being a rookie that year doesn't matter to the argument that the defense has always carried him.
>>154724290You obviously weren't allowed to tackle saquon during the niggles superbowl run lmao at the rams nfc champ game where they kept pulling up on saquon. Also the reason why the hip drop tackle was removed
Give it to me straight, how fucked are my Titans?
Mark Sanchez is an ELITE quarterback, his 139.4 passer rating as a rookie in his first playoff start proves it!!!
my mendozie {=>_^=}
interesting that known stattyboy hater kiwiman has to use stats to try to argue cj stroud isn't a defensebabby
>>154724728theres a video of a guy with the ball stuck to his glovehis hand is palm down and all his fingers are splayed out so the only thing contacting the ball is his palmanother player comes up to inspect whats going on and then the guy takes his glove off to remove the ball from his posession, then the glove falls off the ball there are gloves and balls you can buy that have tiny neodymium magnets in them to do exactly that
>>154725060https://youtube.com/shorts/YvhGoU5vPcU?si=cD8LOs9CuN3Br2Hb
>>154725028Don’t forget he can’t back up his shit irl. Total keyboard warrior KWAB
>>154724841They’ll have a decent defense with Saleh
new russini video leaked, but I'll wait until the next thread to post it
>>154724697>statpadding against the BrownsBe so fr with me unc
its a very brown thing to assign wins to qb's and not teams. Thats what they do in the nba
>>154725060>>154725137>magnetsThat's clearly glue. WRs have been glueshitting since before you were born. Idk if you've ever watched a game, but the ball never behaves like it has magnets in it
>neither the amazon nor kindle apps work if you're using a VPN god, i hate that shitass company
>>154725361>nooo i cant scam by switching my vpn to zanzibar so i can buy stuff cheaper
The Bills being above the Patriots is peak "Past performance is an indicator of future performance" biasI'm shocked they didn't put Chiefs at 1
>>1547253841. i don't so that. i just always have a VPN running on my internet connected devices2. you'll get flagged when you're billing address is doesn't match your location
>>154725408>the pats made the super bowl so they should be better than the billsand you have the gall to cry about past performance
>>154725435i dont have that problem when im ordering stuff for my dad or whatever maybe its just if its a separate country
>>154725408This has to be engagement bait.Raiders in the bottom five is ridiculous considering the coach and QB changes, not even mentioning all the free agents they signedCowboys below Packers is from a world where the Micah trade worked out greatEagles and Ravens do not belong in the top ten, Ravens' offseason was fucking terribleBears are a top five team at absolute worstGiants above Cowboys is plausible but the fact that both are so far from Eagles is ridiculousBengals had a top five offense with the worst defense in the league last year, the amount of defensive changes should put them above the Jaguars and Bills at least
>>154725445The Bills lost their head coach and had a tank commander at QBThey made no roster improvements in the offseason and the most exciting thing for them right now is a new stadiumExplain to me how the Bills are going to get better this season
>>154725408>Broncos are the best team in the league despite not having a quarterbackI'm not even convinced they're winning their division
>>154725408>Ralph Vacchiano's pre-season arbitrary ranking that means absolutely nothingOk?
>>154725458the raiders are jets/browns tier. they should be assumed to suck ass until proven otherwise
Which teams have the most "Zero to hero" potential this season?imo>Raiders>Saints>Giants>Bengals
>no sports but boreball and divegrass until septemberSometimes I miss when I wasn't into sports...
>>154725524Baseball is probably the second best sportI tried to get into hockey but it just seems dumb
>>154725512I don't know if I'd call Bengals "zero", if their defense can play semi-competent they can obviously have a great season
>>154725524MLP (Major League Pickleball) is starting soon.
>>154725524UFL week 8 is underway bro
>>154725544My rules for the teams were "Top ten draft pick," I look at the other six and can't see them doing anything cool this seasonMaybe the Chiefs or Commanders but I don't see it
>>154725555If I wanted to watch high school football I'd get off the sex offender list
>>154725408I see Ralph understands how much of a juggernaut the Broncos are with waddle and no payton calling 10 screens a game that go for 3 total yards
>so desperate to drink in buffalel tears that I'm gonna drive an hour tomorrow to watch the sabres game at a bar in buffalo I know I shouldn't enjoy schadenfreude this much but I make no apologies
>>154725567it's been asked before but I really need to know... what made him do it
>>154725524>he thinks there will be football this yearhe doesn't know
>>154725512Bengals saints giants raiders in order of likelihood
>>154725567yeah this was another one that was in the vid i watchedlike 3 plays before this on 1st down, he had the option to pass to 2 wide open receivers like 25 yards from him, but instead he passes all the way down the field to a guy with triple coverage most retarded shit ever, and then he does thishow can you deny this shit is not WWF tier said NFL is not officially recognized as a sport, its recognized as entertainment so it escapes various governmental regulation/scrutiny
>>154725635I've got nothing for you here
>>154725703>Patscuck gets BTFO so hard he resorts to riggicopeYou love to see it
>>154725736i dont even watch this gay ass shitwatching sports is the most homosexual thing possibleim just wondering how you fags buy this shit
>>154725759Not readin allat
>>154725803>27 words is more than you can handle choofs fag detected
pats and bills fans are both gay
new >>154725864>>154725864
