Child Neglect Edition>>154707744
Give me a reason to root for the Habs after that pathetic performance. Every year they manage to push the bar further into hell.
I have a new idea a mental disorder that impacts Americans hating on Canada called CDS Canadian derangement syndrome.
>>154711515the mildcuck is patient zero
'24 and '25 shadow conn smythe champion
will the canes remember how to play by thursday?
>>154711512You already asked this
>>154711579Maybe McShit should have scored more
sabers won. ronda won.
wtf mattias samuelsson is only 26, he looks like he's in his mid 30s
drinkin' beers :)
I remember the first time someone pointed out to me that in hockey you often can’t see the puck you just have a sense of where it is from years of having watched played it broke my brain. It honestly never occurred to me that I didn’t see the puck much I just knew where it was.
*ahem*TOTALCANADADEATH
>>154711783dotr on monday
>>154711783You have CDS
I still believe in game 7. My habs just like to make me suffer as much as humanly possible.
My penguins ):
>>154711841>3 goals on 3 shots>lose
>>154711795True. I'll be more obnoxious about it as well>>154711841>*clears semen from throat and says it a nasally virginal voice*>You have CDS
>>154711867Is the series over yet?
seen this before yeah yeah SEE YAS MONDAYNewfoundland STILL owns all of Florida
>>154711878Yes.
>>154711896Weird I’m seeing a game seven
>>154711867>>154711877>>154711896lol
I still collect CDs.
>>154711912Erm ackshually my team is going to a conference final (Sabres) le retardo
>>154711912Tampa has never won a legitimate cup glad the habs put them in their place.
>>154711757>Anon has achieved puck enlightenment
>>154711912Sabres would have been blasted by Tampa no question
>>154711912Thanks for getting those two faggots out of the playoffs. Montreal.Now it's your turn.
>>154711929do kids still burn cds? that was the cool thing to do when i went to school
>>154711899that's where pete deboer is
>yakety sax over the PA
>>154711998wtf is that guy doing? was he trying to make a save?
Canadians hate buffalo btw we just pretending to like them to trick the utter morons that post here.
>>154712011He's giving everything he's got
>>154711929 I own both the jet set radio games soundtrack on cd
>>154712013That's too bad. The Hip played their best shows in Buffalo.
>>154711991Thanks for reminding me Pete Debaldbitch is still around. Didn't need or want that though
>>154712087no one actually listens to them
>>154712167Check the monthly Spotify listeners chud
>>154712202Check out these nuts in your mouth
>>154712222
>>154712202Don't tell him what the poets are doing.
Ai music is the future. I know some ai artists that mog real humans.
cant wait until we see another 8 shot marty st louis master slurp on sunday
>>154712299The Chinese already made robots that do Kung Fu. soon we will have AI hockey players
Based Buffalo. They stuck to their systems and played the full 60.
The seethe when montreal wins on Monday will be insane. It will feed millions of Canadians for at least 2 weeks.
>>154712299sunoslop is unfortunately funny and good I wish it wasn't
>>154712369they played smart, unselfish hockey. fundamentals were sound. played the system they practiced. skated well, and took advantage of opportunities
Who will be better competition for Carolina - Habs or Sabres?
The Sabres are unstoppable if neither Luke Schenn or Logan Stanley is in the lineup...
>>154712480Habs stop getting fed PPs so their top line scoring shrivels up and dies and those PPs are transferred to Garolina so they are on the PK 80% of the time.Canes in 4.UPL and Lyon.Canes in 4.
>>154712570
>>154711877Always a burger flag talking about semen.
Mitch "Best Player in the World" Marner has 7 goals in 12 playoff games so far. That's as many as he had from 2016-2022 with the Leafs.Genuinely just stunned at what's happened. His role was never that of a goalscorer with the Leafs but that isn't to say he didn't struggle. He posted zeros in 2020 and 2021 and struggled mightily getting the puck in the net.7 goals in 12 games equaling 6 playoff runs is absurd
>>154713006torts unlocked him
>>154712222Witnessed
>>154711512Root for the Habs if you like the sensation of being kicked in the balls and publically humiliated as everyone stands around you laughing and pissing on you.
>>154713006this must be why players enjoy vegas. despite their rep they seem to do better there, just /MY/ nigga eichey :]
>>154711998if buffalo wins the series this clip will be what everybody remembers of it
What went wrong starting from here
>>154712508I don't know what will happen but Gary isn't allowing any more sweeps
if the habs don't win on monday then i would like to see the canes sweep both rounds they have left because then they'd be the first team to ever do so i believe
>>154713202Is there anything specific about that canes team compared to the last few years? Why wouldn't the team just fumble the conference final like always?
>>154713255Rod's not playing around this time.
>>154713255i'm not sure since i'm not a canes watcher so you'll have to ask randy if he's around
not much else to say other than HAHAHAHAHA
>>154711512You're not even from montreal. Fuck Canada you don't even deserve an NHL team the league wouldn't exist without Donald Trump.
>>154713255They aren't gonna get as many penalties this time
>>154713255yeah the team that is 8-0 is going to lose to the habs who skate off the ice pouting while buffalo is on a breakaway
>>154713387lmao
>>154713387Trump's the kind of President to wake up and decide to nationalize the NHL and sell it to Russia
>>154713472He's a king. Show some respect. I'd insult your guy whoever he is but I feel bad for you even though I shouldn't.
>>154713472>nationalize the national hockey leagueTrump can do what he wants with the NHL it's an American organization. I'd trust Russia with hockey over China/India any day.
>>154713255the whole team has insane confidence and commitment to their playstyletheir pressure is crazy high and it never lets upthey barely even seem to get tiredthey have absurdly-evenly-spread depth, so the other team never has enough shutdown guysthey never panic, never get rattled, aren't intimidated, and whenever the other team tries to start shit they're just laughing in their facesnothing bothers them and nothing has been able to stop them so far
>>154713536and who needs computer chips anyway?
>>154713544canadians dont. Get off the internet you parasite.
>>154713544Are the chips for the digitally enhanced dasher boards? (DED)
>>154711480I can't believe they play pop up ad videos on the ice during gameplay. I can't deal with this third world shit anymore.
>154713540>all this shit>never make it past ecfsDumb faggot kek
>>154713435yeah and they were 8-2 last year and then got exposed8-3 in 2023 and got swept in the final
In any case i hate the canes for being from the southHate avs for having that neanderthal mackinnon
>>154713671>(you)-denying>failed reading comprehension>late-night seeeethingssm8
>called for being a retard (you are)>n-n-no u ahh postLmfao
>>154713941>ahhshoo shoo, hockey's not for you lil niggy zoomer
Last time the french got blown the fuck out that badly was in1938
my farts smell like death
live wrestling bros
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Y4O1s747pDQ
>>154714090The anglos in canada support which team in the montreal buffalo matchup?
>>154714090this but 1940
>>154714319my dad hatewatches the hasbeens
saw the last nights game and all I can say is:
Stan Bowman says McDavid and Draisaitl won’t have a say in next head coach
Marner.
>>154712013Leaf boomers hate Buffalo but hating Montreal is eternal
>>154714775Dropping one right now
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=U6CCu0xG6AoUK-KOPEK-KAUK-KOPEK-KA
please beat mtl and please beat marner and let us get the bets first overall ever pleeeeeaaaase
>>154715369how come the finn is the handsome one and the swede is the weird looking one
>>154715663the swede is a ginger
Good morning /hoc/>it was 3-1>8-3Wew
As the one anon last night said:I'D 8 TO 3 A HABS FAN!!!
Sabres are still alive because they wanted it more. Simple as.
Great Gary and the Maker of All Hockey, a shitposter goes to you swift and straight as a puck shot into the sun. Welcome him and let him take his place at the council sticky of my people. He is Bud, my son. Tell him to be patient and ask trb for sex, for they are all there but 1. I, Mailman, the last of the /hoc/.
>>154715817why didnt they just win at home then
Fucking manlet ass hasb lmao
Thanks for a game 7 Gary!
>>154715763Truly the most dangerous lead.
>>154716060refer to>>154716256It was all part of the script.
>>154716292>losing was part of the planso much for wanting it more
There is absolutely nothing behind Bedard's eyes, is that the soulless tylenol stare?
>>154716342Oh they definitely do. Gary just won't let Canada win.1993 kwab
>>154716060I dont know, why didn't you?
>H8bs
At first we were like "ole ole ole". Then we were like...
>>154717051I didn't expext to see Bell center to be sp empty so early
>>154712570Let him cook
>>154717051
>>154717051It's over...
>>154717051> CORRECTED
>>154717051>>154717203KWABSKWABS EVERYWHERE
He's having fun at least with his waifu.
GOOD MORNING
>>154717257WMAF cant stop wont stop winning
>>154717257>>154717290Jags guy meme energy
>>154717278Good morningOur dabres! :D
drank too many beers too fast and passed the fuck out
>>154717367You missed quite the ass-whopping. But it's okay, Habs fell asleep too early as well.
>>154717367Based
sippin kofedumpin chayka
>>1547135401-16
Good morning, /hoc/.>laffs
>>154717637good morning!>rags
>>154717051i was led to believe by this smug fanbase that they were the bestest barn in the league after they mocked the sabres leaving early the game before? what happened?
>>154717769> They were CORRECTED.
>>154717769francophones love it both ways
>>154717907>french speaking anglo promotes himself to franco
that was a brutal chayka
>>154717051Im fueled by schadenfreude. Should I see medical help?
>>154718031you should seek not being a huge fag
>>154718031* carry the torch high *
Huomenta from the blue ridge mountains. Go Canes!
>>154718031If you feel it mostly against your enemies, it's only human
>>154718100huomenta fren! that looks amazing, something about forests and views like this make me tingle
>>154718100good lookin hills
>>154718100eat cock randy>>154718135eat cock finnish randy
>>154718231i'm a flyersfinn :) and i can be happy for someone else's lovely surroundings despite their team eliminating mine
real /hersch/ hours
>>154718252grim to be desu
>>154718312killing with indifference and kindness is the sweetest and most effective poison hehe
>fridgepostingI am out
>>154718332that's the smartest thing you've ever posted
he's >>>/out/
Planting the garden since Gary has denied us hockey
>>154718424go to church pinhead
>>154718424yeah, could be watching another game 7 today, but gary is a sunbelt faggot.
For me it's Cami Clune
>Ha8s
We taking the Cup back to the mountains ya'll come visit we make you squeal like a pig.
why are sunbelt retards so gay and cringe
>>154718941You got a pretty little mouth.
>>154718829Nice photo of pernell subban during his time in montreal
Kinda wanna quit my job and book a ticket to LA and wander around California for the summer
>>154719044>all the places in the world to choose>i finna wanna go visit LAkek
>>154718941they think gary loves them, but he just knows they are good goys who will buy jerseys and over-priced tickets to the bread and circus.
>>154719057Well as like a starting point
finna quit my job and move to calgary and train in the hart dungeon
>>154718941You kiss your papa with that dirty lil’ mouth?
Can Gary wrap this shit up already
>>154719090cool. bring lots of blue and red then.
>>154719156do they remember 1993 like I do?
>>154719149Cope, Buffalo is going to win the '06 ECF rematch.
>>154719171They don't even know they have a hockey team.
I think Vermont should have an NHL hockey team.
>>154718941Winning
Good morning
>>154719210They might get a qmjhl team
>>154719057Cope maybe he wants to understand Gary's sunbelt obsession
CandiensBros.........Its over
>>154719245>>154719210I hope it gets a team soon :) UVM sucks
>>154719057california is a pretty good state to be a tourist in.
>>154719276>laffs
>>154715843Say his name and he appearsI believe our bud won
>>154719210>650000 population Not enough jersey buyers I'm afraid
>>154717309so who's your boyfriend
its my understanding that you're not supposed to allow 8 (Eight) goals in a decisive playoff game, correct?
>>154719333You can if you score 9
There's no hockey today so let's watch lacrosse
>>154719368im not a trust fund queer
>>154719353
>>154719210>>154719245>>154719290>>154719303I asked Copilot to render some Vermont "heritage based" jerseys. These were the result. I think they came out pretty good!
>>154719333>>154719353>>154719368>>154719390
> Sundin’s role is unclear at the moment, although sources say it will be a full-time position. Fans are certainly hoping he will be able to help get the Leafs back into the playoffs, or at least prevent Chayka from making a series of devastating trades and signings that sets the Leafs back a decade, like he did in Phoenix.
>philly cope on espn>flylels out>sixers out>WE ARE HOSTING THE PGA 30 miles away from downtown>BIRDIES AND EAGLES!what the fuck?
>>154719296notice how it's only foreigners saying this...
gonna go drink some coffee and smoke a joint and watch the tractors in the fields nearby bros
>>154719296Gary could give Death Valley an NHL team.
>>154719492Sounds peaceful, fren. Enjoy!
>>154718100Huomenta fren! Enjoy your day
>>154719406>>154719413all me btw
>the Honolulu Islanders
>It's called Garytime now, T. We got scripts already made up for the games and teams winnin' cups from non-winta states. Shits making money now.
The path to lord gary's cup goes through the sunbelt.
Canes logo is uglyAlt logo is uglyThe only famous person from there is Wingsofredemption
>>154719709I sort of want Buffalo to win just to prevent the sunbelt from having another cup
I sort of didn't ask
>>154719860That's fair, Colorado and Vegas might be a fun series as well.Gary pulling out all the stops!
>>154719709Our dabres WILL eliminate the Garycanes! Well, after we finish off >hasbs, that is...
>>154719886Colorado vs Buffalo or Colorado vs Montreal would be kino. I don’t care how chud coded Vegas is, I don’t want to root for them
>>154719891>gaybres already dreaming of playing in the scfwin 5 more games first retard
game 7 is a must win for both teams 2bh
>>154719732mrbeast
>>154719974Good analysis
>>154719974source
>>154719974have you considered a career at ESPN?
>>154719424So, Sundin will work full-time but he won't do anything of value.
>>1547199661993
>>154719974Big if true
>>154720189never ever
>>154718459My Habs lost just to see her one more time.
>>154719974If some players think there is a game 8 that could change everything.
Quick Poll Question For /hoc/:>Are you going to watch the AHL, ECHL, or QMJHL games tonight? Sagueneens could secure the Gilles-Courteau Trophy tonight; Everblades could go through to the Semifinals with a win; and the Loveland game is on it's third leg, so, that's not terribly exciting in contrast; >also, Is it to early to start talking about the Memorial Cup tournament?>Everett Silvertips >Kelowna Rockets >Kitchener Rangers >Chicoutimi/Moncton that Q league series could have a Game 7 to play if the Sagueneens don't close tonight.>
>>154720163>>154720184>>154720207No but I do also think both teams have great chances at scoring goals tonight
*ahem**taps mic*Saber (Artoria, not Altria fuck you Nasu) told me that her team goes wins the series
>>154720274Go Florida!
>>154720299groundbreaking Analysis like this is just one of the several reason /hoc/ is Gary Bettman's number #1 news source>he even comes here for movie and music reviews; in fact, we clued him into Heated Rivalry; that was us
>>154720352weeaboo
No games until tomorrow so I figured we could take the time to talk about how we can improve our posts moving forward
>>154720422why would i ever want to do that
>no games tonight>I suppose I shall work on New Year's Eve resolutions until morrow nextThat's some progressive thinking right there
>the city of Budapest >the city of Copenhagen
>>154720422Do you have any constructive criticism? I think my new gimmick for this season has gone over well
>>154720422>>154720466>>154720491You are a fucking loser. Shut the fuck up.
What did Gary mean by this?
>>154718296she was excited to speak at the pwhl vegas press conference since she lives there now :)
>>154720509good post
>>154720523Mitch Marner owns the record for the most points in a single playoff series victory in Golden Showers history.
>>154720523I believe the term another anon used the other day was a Vegas "turd phoenix".
>>154720562retard
>>154720523It’s strange that he loves Vegas so much but allows Seattle to be mediocre
>>154720509This is not a good post and needs to be worked on more
>>154720595this but the blue jackets
>>154720577Vegass lost the 2019 series against the Sharks
>>154720639cherry picking
>>154720562The franchise record for the most points by a single player in a playoff series victory in Vegas Golden Knights history is held by Jack Eichel and Mark Stone. Both players recorded 11 points in a single winning series, both achieving the feat during the Golden Knights' historic 2023 Stanley Cup championship run>the absolute franchise record for most points in any single playoff series belongs to Mark Stone, who put up 12 points (6 goals, 6 assists) in 7 games against the San Jose Sharks during the first round of the 2019 playoffs. However, the Golden Knights famously lost that series.
>>154720656Doesn't make it any less true
>>154720656>for the most points in a single playoff series victoryend quote
>>154720677a stat that was cherry picked, yes
Final day for buffalo or montreal?
>>154720667i didnt suggest it wasnt true, i called him a retard
>>154720509You’re just angry you haven’t completed any of your resolutions >:)
>Knights lose, and it's a famous loss>Knights win, and it's "historic", according to sources Knights have one hell of a dedicated steno pool
>>154720713Correction, you called me a retard,
>>154720728retard
I'm calling it, Habs lose miserably tomorrow.
Why does the canacuck always think he is replying to me when someone posts something "anti-Canada"? Obsessed much?
>>154720843retard
>>154720466I’ve accomplished some of my goals but I still have a way to go
>>154720692Look, I'm just gonna lay them down and call. You "cherry-picked" Mitch Marner without researching that stat that you "cherry-picked" without looking it up at all, so cherry-pick your own filthy ass, you filthy retard>/hoc/ a sport journalism general for research purposes only
>retard
>>154720595Is seattle a major sports betting hub?
I rooting for Buffalo and for soulless Canada to be eliminated.
>>154720860i didnt post anything about mitch marnertotal reffie death
>>154720858Well, if it makes you feel any better, you still have seven months or so to figure out how you'd like to word your resolutions and write them down correctly >I'm thinking about purchasing some new stationery with nice, thick paper and maybe a fancy pen, a heavy one.
Do you think Marnerjeet followed him to Vegas
>americans spend their time thinking about brown people
>>154720927Sure thing, retard
Just woke up from a dream where I was at a job interview and they were looking over my art portfolio but then I stopped them when I realized what I gave them was actually a book to help me learn how to draw better and I had to leave the interview in shame. This reminded me a lot of the playoffs and how teams are fakers and get exposed.
>canadians spend their time looking at brown people
>>154720969don't lie you handed over all of your big mommy goth milkers drawings
>>154720902I understand now
>>154721027Do you?Also consider how quickly the Seattle merchandise sold out as soon as it was available, AND the fact that they made a point to write a couple of stories about it afterwards >odd behavior until you factor in Gary Bettman https://youtu.be/b0cAWgTPiwM?list=RDb0cAWgTPiwM
Did you know?
> Habsbeens have "TRVE" hockey fans>they never leave early>leave early in drovesKwabs. Sunbelt teams have more sovl.
thread fucking sucks
thread fucking rocks
>>154721407ywNstpto
>>154721305many are saying this
>>154721422the goth pwhl players aren't here yet
>>154721489>gothstale meme
possible Canada KWAB'd out of the Ploffs Day tmrrw. let's go sabressss
this is now a DAILY reminder that the NHL is RIGGED
>>154721571whatever loser. 1993. 2014, etc etc.
>>154721571Your team is shit and run by a retard.
>canacuck mad his shitty cuntry's teams dont pay playersL's farming ahh cuntry lmfao
>>154721571Now do the cucknadian teams in CAD. kwacanacuck.
>a 13.25M cap hit in Toronto is equivalent to roughly 9.86M in Florida. @154721605@154721619@154721635@154721646>amerimutts in my mentions
aces are on
Theres never a thread where canacucks aren't fumin' about us, huh?
>cucknadians have to pay a premium to get players to sign with themkwacanacuck.
>>154721571gary is of the devil
>>154721655>▶>>a 13.25M cap hit in Toronto is...wasted.
https://youtube.com/watch?v=PG0P-NBSTiY&pp=ygURaG9ja2V5IHBzeWNob2xvZ3k%3D
>this was beyond embarrassingAgreed. Caufield's 0,0,0 stat line in an 8-3 game was embarrassing. Good post.
>13.5M cadIsnt that like three fiddy usd? Lmao
I wasn't on the sabres bandwagon until last night. this team could realistically loft lord stanley. when they're clicking they are unstoppable
neat-onewyork teams won win shit ever again either btw
havent logged on /hoc/ much during the ploffs any new dimes dropped?
How the fuck do you get 3 goals in 4 shots then lose the game 8-3?
>>154721305Since 1993? Absolutely.
>>154721862the other team started a plumber before putting in a real goalie
>>1547218621993 syndrome
draisaitl's off season workouti can't say i like what i'm seeing
>>154721571Thank you Gary
>>154721862Buffalo sand-bagged them. Classic move.
>>154721862Kwabnadiens
>>154721862idk, it was a pretty textbook most dangerous lead situation. Of course the other team that was already generating more offense would get a bit of a lift from switching out its .250 SV% goalie
>>154721862i don't know but it made me sad
>>154721862i don't know but it made me glad
>>154721830Why are the taxes so low in seattle
>>154721980they just tax something else instead income. you dont really think they would let you not pay any taxes do you?
Disclaimer: the playoffs are a different animal compared to the regular seasonHoweverIn case folks have forgotten, Buffalo (even during their kwab years) would quite regularly... habitually, even...smoke and spit out the "best teams" in the league before proceeding to just as habitually lose to the sub-500 teams. This has been an ongoing trend for years.>So what are you saying anon?The Buffalo Sabres troll you and your so called elite team, and it's a naturally reoccurring process. Like time and space itself. "How do you lose to Buffalo"? Because they are good enough to beat you. Remember that.
>>154721862Because the Habs unironically suck, they've only made it this far through sheer dumb luck.
*runs past you*
>>154722026Why aren't there more teams named after crustaceans?
Habs bros, how Gary’d are we?
>>154722053Now, let's see an NHL ad that says, "get rid of the whore, come watch some hockey"
>>154722026*blocks your path and teleports behind you*
>>154721980Washington state had no state income tax.That changed recently but that image hasn't been updated yet.https://www.kiplinger.com/taxes/washington-state-millionaire-tax
>>154721998That makes sense
go sags go
it's a matter of digging in when times are rough
>>154721887he should be benching 3pl8 by the end of the summer
>>154721407Even my kitties!>>154721571Gary is a great leader, you rike the 1st pick?>>154721862Goalie swapping makes shit worse usually.
For me? The best Cup to win in all of hockey is The Chevy Good Deeds Cup
>>154721862nobody can defeat >finnish goaltending
>>154722052With crab and lobster fishing you'd think there would be at least one in the NHL?>GeorgiaHaha
>>154722001Truly the most frustrating part of the drought. That fucking 10 game run from 2018 had like 8 OT games
>>154721862i don't know but it made my day
This is not ok…
i'm a habitant of your moms room
>>154722208We get it, dad
>the Atlantic City Crabs
>>154722222>>154722222>>154722222>>154722222>>154722222>>154722222
Montreal>doesnt play their finnish players>losesBuffalo>plays their finnish players>wins
>>154722201They look so happy.
>>154722251didnt laine quit the nhl to become a full time gooner?
>>154722222
>>154722222Wat
>>154722222nice
>>154722279he quit because he was depresso
>>154722222wow
>>154712222>>154722222
>>154722279>>154722327and that was before he got married
>>154722222well they blew up the chicken man in philly last night
>>154722118Well then, you're just stupid
>>154722222Thanks for leaking Ottawa's relocation, intern
>>154722222BRING THEM TO ME
>the city of Ljubljana
>>154722222based!
>>154722551Raped faggot
>>154722628extremely good post
>>154722531Get that d-man an NHL contract!
on foenem you niggas is bitches and that's on my momma
>>154722752I hate that rappers and the like wear the jersey of teams. Thanksfully none of them have worn >my team's jersey.
>>154722903>>154722903Snoop has EVERY Gary League team jerseyall of them >you fucking liar, you
>>154722903oh this nigga a mormon lmao
>>154722903they only wear them because they like baggy clothes
>Dwayne Jetski
>>154722903first off, fuck your bitch & the clique you claim
>>154722992Can someone please translate this post from ebonics to English?
>>154722992dmx had some bangers before he died of AIDS
>>154722903somewhere there must be a hood as fuck 90s black guy with just a little smidgen of autism, who eventually became a detroit red wings hfboards guy because he associated them with his favorite street gang the bloods
>>154723001I disapprove of your romantic partner in addition to the peers you commonly associate with
>>154723005>DMX died from a cocaine-induced heart attack
>>154722903I think Drake could have dug the fuck in.
>>154722952>>154722974>>154723042
iyo got married
>>154723005>>154723038He died of COVID-19.
>>154723067Your Mother died of embarrassment when you were born, and the woman who raised you isn't your blood
>>154711579Thanks for the threads and cup Gary!
>>154723092Well, she's a nice lady, so I love her.
>>154723093mark stone looks different in this picture, but at the same time he doesn't.
>>154723093OKAY!!!!!!!!!!!!
>>154723093ALL SKEET SKEET MOTHAFUCKAAA ALL SKEET SKEET GOD DAMN (UH GOT DAMN)
>>154723098You're a good son, young man; don't let anyone ever call you an orphan>Seriously, throw a brick through their windshield or something
>>154723093how does he eat with that shit on his teeth?
>>154723163Kill yourself, trb
>most dangerous lead in Switzerland
>>154723195spectacular post
>>154722903I think it's pretty funny when they wear nascar racing jackets
no hockey today
>>154723195And they say poetry is dead
>>154723267pretty tragic>may as well wear a shirt that says "I'M A SELL OUT AND I GOT PAID TO WEAR THIS SHIRT"
>>154723278Sad
It was a given.
>>154723278liar
>>154723334Oliver Oliver Never before has a boy wanted more!
>>154723278I hopes the canes remember how to skate.
>>154723339do you really watch a hockey league for french children?
just finished planting for my garden :)
>>154723405good point
>>154723419nice, what did you plant?
why dont garys reffies wear that little helmet cam international reffies wear?
>>154723433tomatoes, peppers, basil, strawberries
>>154723447yum! you could make a killer spaghetti sauce! and then just eat the strawberries I guess idk
>>154723433lettuce carrots peas basil strawberry and this year i will try to grow a cantaloupe
>>154723433mint
>>154723516ANON NOOOOOOOOOOOOO
>>154723433weed, bro huehuehuehue
>>154723476>a cantaloupehttps://youtu.be/YE4wTh6ENfY
for me it's princess sabby with her marner jersey(knights edition)https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aSugSGCC12I
>>154723516mint smells amazing when you weed wack it
>>154723463i actually run a pop up pizza stall at my farmers market and grow my own tomatoes for the sauce :)
THIS GIRL JUST VAPED INSIDE THE BELL CENTER WHILE SECURITY IS NEXT TO HER!!!
>>154723595>justthat was last night you stupid faggot retard leaf moron
>>154723594that's awesome dude! I bet it tastes delicious
>>154723595>douche whistle
>>154723595plot twist, he's there to protect her from other, angry fans.
>>154723595is that the carrier lady?boner gone
Just dropped a 14-goal victory on the cucknadiens in NHL26. Shutout, as well.
>>154723595i hope she's not an aspiring actress
>>154723594I saw you on a youtube short
>>154723554BASED
>>154723724Why? She's got the duckface for it.
>>154723595>yankees capHaha what?
>>154723817Yeah, how dare someone root for multiple sports teams.
acies won by 1 point :))
>>154723595are you allowed to vape at games? how did securite not notice?
>Speaking with team sources earlier in the week, DFO was told that the Flames will be entertaining a similar thought process this summer and are willing to trade just about anyone on their roster. According to sources, the Flames are “open to (move) any guys other than (goaltender) Dustin Wolf, (forwards) Matvei Gridin and Matt Coronato and defenseman Zayne Parekh.’’
>>154723595found herhttps://www.instagram.com/eve.laurenn/
>>154723938Whore/10
>>154723938do people wear the buffaslug ironically? it was and still is an awful look
>>154723929Cooley bros... This is the thanks we get....
>>154723929>similarto what?
>>154721887>google the german tag>its some one-person guru fitness training shitholewhat the FUCK is he doing, dude is a multi millionaire and goes to Germany to do crossfit exercisesliterally go to the US and pay for a real sports rehab physio you moron
>>154723938Like like Caufield
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VkQiolFoOXw
>>154723884They didn’t check her body. My schools library let us vape
>>154724385the kevin sutter thought process
>>154724385To what they were doing before
didney
>>154724920>tonight the veteran fangirls are having to lace up their boots and smack the twitterbabs around because mack and others were videoed going out to drink and everyone was taking turns being sidney crosbyI wonder how he processes starstruck teammates.
they're trying so hard to erase mcdavid and bedard's legacies lmao
>>154724995i must see these videos!
>>154724998real bottom energy from bedard here
>>154724998mcdavids legacy is coming ho shirtbedards legacy is being used as a fleshlight in the showers
>holiday tomorrow>no /hoc/gare bear?
Hard day working in the garden, even spread some cow marner
>>154725107r u insane
why do islanders fans exist?
>>154725077mcdavid's a pickleball champion though?
>>154725140oui ouibut i can get hammered tonight and shitpost not tomorrow night
>>154725055I only saw this one re-upload of one of them https://x.com/Imjustgirl_arg/status/2056021349743665428apparently it was just a big group going out (and trying on a crosby sweater), but social media babies are always weird about things. i think it's funny that he gets a lot more canadian when drunk.
>>154725162oh i see
>>154725158he carried his bum sister in law to a championship
good night /hoc/
>>154725158his brother is almost his twin
>>154725177bonne nuit mikkä!
Laila Edwards just has those naturally sultry bedroom eyes. She's a total sex goddess.
>>154725169lel, he's practically shitfaced
>>154725177Hyvaa Yota Pekka <3
>>154725177sleep tight and don't let the bed bugs bite
>>154724998both are busts. the nhl has gone from crosby to celebrini
>>154725226/hoc/ should try to get on family feud
>>154725294couldn't work, somebody would call steve harvey a tranny after scoring 0 points on their answer and then we'd be booted off the show
>>154725130good job though
>>154725294my brother went on it and got humilitated, no way i'm going there
>>154724480I doubt he can even bench 2pl8. He needs serious training
>>154725077
>>154725294>name something you'd like to do to your sister in law
>>154725353folignos rape eyes always make me chuckle
>>154725282bustlin silverbrini and bedsy have the same amount of season awardswoops... i forgot the bust couldn't even win the calderand get this bedsy is a three-time gold medalistWOW
>>154725377he's got good lips
Hi all, I want to strip Hughes from my jersey. I can’t have a MAGA player on my back, and I’m getting the sense that he wasn’t an awesome teammate either. I’d like to replace it with H. or D. Sedin.Does anyone know how/where to do this?
>>154725477lemonparty.org
>>154725477cum removes the glue
>>154724998What legacy?
>>154725335this happened to my friend's mom in the 90s they got zero (0) points
>>154725406f-for what
dahlin is up in the rankings after last night's performanceit's makar > dahlin > heiskanen > seider > schaefer now
>>154725348bro is like 20cm taller than me and looks fucking weak, yeah Oilers are cooked, the US team players look fucking jacked and like battering rams, i remember McDavid looking fucking gaunt lately as well
>>154725356Drop a marner on her chest!
>>154725335Why didn't you get invited with your brother
>>154725669where is morgan rielly
>>154725629licking ice cream
My mom made small talk with McDavid’s dad during warmups before Game 4 of the Vegas series last year. She said he’s extremely antisocial and possibly more autistic than Davo.
>>154725678Edmonton is a dark place
>>154725711between ian cole and joel edmundson
>>154725728I'm not surprised that he has an autistic family
hockey is for ________
>>154725793Everyone
>>154725793
>>154725743have you seen his house? it's a prison
>>154725793Today on International Day Against Homophobia, Biphobia, and Transphobia, and every day, we stand for love and against discrimination. We continue to strive to make our game an inclusive space for all to ensure that hockey is for everyone!
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