GOATdy brundage edition
>>154714715quiet down, malnourished taiwanese boy
Funny how secrets travel.
CONOR MCGREGOR
Connor McGregor vs Max Holloway? In 170?Chills.
>quiet down, malnourished taiwanese boy
We are so back
>>154714769bulju bless
>>154714949Give him Aspinall
>>154714949He looks stuck in the mud after his boxing training
Netflix MMA was horrific. Just a bunch of OAPs and cans getting taken out in 30 seconds for a paycheck. I would genuinely rather watch an apex chessmatch decision
>old>past it>broken>spends half a decade snort coke and juicing and pretending to come back>finally announces a fight>sells a trillion more PPVs than your entire current roster combinedthere will never be another goobs
>Netflix MMA was horrific. Just a bunch of OAPs and cans getting taken out in 30 seconds for a paycheck. I would genuinely rather watch an apex chessmatch decision
>>154714949if that was me in there landing that flush right on ngannous chin he would've been heemed dead
You know it's true. What were the stakes for Gina Carano in that main event? It's freakshow fighting
>>154715106when did you learn to spell properly
>>154715075we saw that already aj
>>154714949>>154714977got any more b?
conor will fight max for less sanctioned rounds than ronda did gina
>>154715209because the GOAT only needs one
I think a lot of people will be shocked at the bombs gooby throws. Dynamite in those hands ye, big natural 170lbers vs the fluffed up atom weight
max via 1000 vicious pillows as a big ballooned mcgregor gasses out inside round 1
put it all on gooby by round 1 knockout
>>154715297The question will be how is his speed and specially his chin. If he can have his good moments, finish the fight and lose by a split decision for me it would be a good fight given how much time he have been inactive. But if he loses by KO/TKO after the first good punches land then it would be truly over. I don't think he makes the second fight he has left if that happens.
sean strickland..... was raped.... by his dad? lol
>they're falling for it againThis place is a retard chamber.
AHHHHHHHHHHH MCGOAT IS BACK AHHHHHHHH MY GOAT I’M LOSING MY MIND I REALLY THOUGHT THIS WOULD NEVER HAPPEN AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
>>154715534hey gilby why are you 5 foot 5
>No nuggets on the Blessed Express!SOON
>Conor back>Choi backWtf the UFC is saved
>>154715534we love our giltsu don't we folks
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IEUOWbend9Mit's up!
meiän bertti
>>154715610We don't watch that crap here.
>>154715573this is not your best work bappa
>>154715635Yes WE do
i most certainly do not and look down on "people" that do
>>154715573Wee little T rex arms No shot against the Irish gorilla
cant wait to see BSD twist paddys arm off after brutalizing him on the feet
yeah Paddy finishes BSD in round 1 dumb frog cant grapple
>Gina ded after like 5 secondsWho could've predicted such a tragedy?
>yeah Paddy finishes B- ACK
>>154714999It was a layup but his GnP and clinch work looked pretty good
jon jones = homelander gooby = soldier boy butcher = bisping
>>154715859FACT
Philp Lins only made 100k for getting slimed out by ngumbu. I thought they offered him serious money in exchange for his braincells, he's an idiot for taking this fight. Also, california tax gonna take half of that, his coaches gonna take another 30k, he's going home with 20k, what a retard, hope 20k goes far in the favelas.
>>154715869You can buy an entire neighborhood with 20k in Poopzil
>>154715106>Freakshow fightingYeah, that's MMA, you want the real shit you watch pro wrestling. Diaz match was at least a fight and you could see some artistry, although the dude is punchdrunk as fk and probably could have put it together with those submission chances in the first round if this was years back. Dude should be able to retire by now and ref should have called the stop instead of forcing his corner to do it, much better image and more money for a rematch. Diaz at least saved it with the promo at the end, the other dude has no idea how to sell a fight.
>>154715892not worth the chance of getting kidnapped and permaheemed tho
who made you judge jury and executioner
>>154715869we don't know what dudewipes of brasiw deals await him back home he is certainly not short on bananas
>>154715000That was FOTN for me.
thinking about no knees kobashi doing a shoot burning hammer on holdupthedivisionfortwoyearspinall
BBC won.
What a shit card, Goldberg still sucks ass
i was really impressed by ngannou's flatline ko of a light heavyweight can who was 40 pounds lighter and 4 inches shorter than him
NGODnu heems Tomala quicker
>>154716291this but ronda taking it to the mat against a 50 year old striker on a year long mega cut
defend or vacate the belt is not a hotel tommy
Mcgaped is a gaped piggy
It's going be great seeing Conor get absolutely heem'd inside of 2 rounds
>>154715000Livershots are no joke
>>154716401reddit
>>154716414He's gonna be sucking air from that all smoking and partying the lad has been doing and give it to Max in round 2 just like he did against Nate years ago.
>>154716402what are you doing in bulgaria bas
>>154716445Having sex with japanese(bulgarian) women obviously
One more gaping of the McBussy
you now remember Umar Nurmagomedov
you guys know it's a fake fight though yeah? you're not seriously falling for this again are you?
>>154715472we manifested this
this place is a fucking freakshow
>>154715160What a lame ass fight. A duck fucker and an old lady putting on a farce.
what's he thinking right now?
>C-Conor will l-lose...... THIS time!
Did Nate really shit himself, what's mma guru going on about
>>154716829
>>154716845No, guru is lying because he's a hater
>gooby return announcement was during francis' walkoutfucking kek based dana
Goob is going to annihilate hollowfart
Conor and Max’s first fight was so crazy when you consider who Max ended up becoming. He was so completely outclassed and bullied that you had to think there was no way he would even be in the UFC much longer. Short arms, fragile frame, getting kicked and slapped around ezpz.
>>154716838Meng won... sadly...
>>154717177both are cooked
Raped piggy.
LESS GOOOOOOO
i am a brundage believermiddleweight magny
>>154717177diaz bros won, stay natural buddy
Double leg ez
>>154717388Hey mate can you please stop impersonating me?
>>154717443no
>>154717455Why not?
WMMA >>>
>>154717402>FRODO GET DOWN
Nate called Perry the word in his post fight press conference hihi
>>154714701What race is that?
what word
What a shitfest
>>154717511gina is so fucking fit it hurts
Good morning
I expected Rousey vs Carano to be a fight similar to Lawler vs MacDonald 2. Fuck Netflix for not meeting my expectations.
>NOOOOO HOW THEY HEEM INSTEAD OF SEMEN SLURPING FOR 25 MINUTES!!!!!
chris im stonmed
>>154717284virna jandiroba looking good
Used to watch mma like 10-15 years ago. Tune in because a friend has Netflix and you can fast forward anyway.>same people fighting… but they are 15 years older now>the biggest person representing the sport is an influencer who takes meme matches against old people sometimes>the best are still paid 1/20 of a good boxer (except the influencer who makes the most in MMA - but is the worst in terms of fighting)WTF happened to this ”sport” lol
Nate Diaz is the biggest joke now. Dude got his ass handed to him and immediately makes an excuse as the interview starts, “my pinkie hurts!” He’s lucky he can just have his scar tissue bail him out because he was basically done when Perry kneed him in the head. He had his corner quit for him. Perry even got in the dudes guard a couple of times just to punch him. Fucking loser.
gina really scammed jakestein paulwani into paying her a milly over 5 year old culcha war nonsensei love her so much
anyone else think the ngubu heem looked like a dive?
>>154718669No
Michael Chandler... whatever happened there...
>>154718669you petty buck toothed bald bastard
Turns out all it takes to have a good fight night is to limit crotchsniffers. That's it.
>Uhh yeah buddy, that Francis Neganou knockout was fake and he's a really bad person and he raped me
>>154718669It didn't look like he landed flush but I doubt that they would have to rig this one
>>154715054I pray he's juiced up. I can't handle another gooby loss.
Who ya got?
>>154718821Mcgregor wins and then he challenges Oliveria for the BMF belt. If he wins that they set him up against whoever the welterweight champ is for one last big fight
>>154717946Did a single UD win those mismatches?
>dis doo did not watch that crap here
>>154718821Holloway is a fucking dead man
>>154718821Topturo cracked Holoways chin, it's time for McGregor to shatter it.
MVP 2 card (July 11):Jake Paul vs. Tony FergusonFrancis Ngganou vs. Todd DuffeeCM Punk vs Jason David Frank (The Green Ranger)Gina Carano vs. Tara LaRosaMike Perry vs. Kevin LeeHoly. Fucking. Shit. UFC is gonna get bodied.
>>154718570Cornier is a shit commentator.
>>154717946It was one of the best night of fights ever.
>>154719085jake is ducking tony tho
>>154716280I haven't seen Ngganou murder someone that bad since that kid he killed with his car.
>>154719085The Green Ranger might be a little bit dead
>>154715610Can you do red circles next time? I still can't tell who the thumbnail is talking about.
>an apex card shit all over some canslop goyflix hypejob Honestly I hope they keep running them. The heem thread was cozy last night. Truly a great filter.
Common BBC W
Because faggots like that weren't shitting up the threads.
>>154715573Hopefully the max hater is cookin up some good yabba dabba doo posts
>>154717388
When Ngannou was in his prime he would have landed monstrous follow up shots after dropping that guyHe's lost his killer instinctIt's over
>forcing Max to fight 170lame
>>154719330I think it's because Lins wasn't really a strong opponentIf you're in a competitive fight you can have that killer instinct. But like Jon against Smiff, when you're just better than the guy you don't really need to hit that switch.
>>154719330He only kills children these days
>>154718568boxswede, dillashaw retired bro
>>154719346It's too blown up featherweights past their prime what's the issue
>>154719359conor is a 70lber with the steroidsmax got buillied by charles at 55
Promoters be like "Do you have a washed up Brazilian that we can inflict further brain damage on?" and American Top Team be like "Yeah".
>>154718793I don't think it war rigged, I think Philip pulled a Bob Sapp and said this ain't worth 100k
Last night? Rawlnda changed the world...
>>154714701he must be a pirate, bcuz all i see is SUNKEN CHEST
>>154719373Conor will still lose so what does it matter
There's not going to be a fight anyways so who cared Did you all forget how the last McGregor main event went
>>154719480mmmm that's baddass
>>154719277Been looking for this one, B. Do you have the Korean lady facelift, also?
>>154719576please god no
the chandler fight was obviously never going to happenmax fight happens
>>154719612>Cuckler cucked YET again
>>154719346Welterweights have already bent the knee to the Lightweights, and Lightweights bent it to a Featherweight. So linearly, Featherweight own Welterweight now.
>>154719480God I wish that were me.
>>154715959Nobody cares what you say b. Just like your students!
>>154719645pretty sure trips is gay b all you have to do is ask and he'll let you
what's next for tom aspinall
>>154719672Unending suffering.
>Conor McGregor...or should we say Conor Dared-To-Be-Greater is looking tonight to haul away Max Holloway. Its been 5 years since we have last seen McGregor in the octagon, and he must have been training by that black hole in Interstellar because boy oh boy he doesn't seemed to have aged day since. And speaking of Interstellar, the great Christopher Nolan is the audience this evening, his film The Odyssey of course releases next week. But tonight, we have a Hectar vs Achilles of our own in mere moments. Lets take it to Bruce Buffer for the announcements.
>>154719699genuinely don't get how people like his commentary nowheard him make an overwatch reference once
>>154719750Hes here all day and night, folx!
Never watching a Netflix MMA card again if they keep that skeezy shyster Ariel on the broadcast
>>154718821That's my bday :)
>>154719772Ariel has done more than you will ever do. Wife, job, kids. What have you ever done? Mmmm
ariel would do the dishes if we were roommates
>>154719772I’m sure they’re devastated
>>154719772Ariel was the best part. I liked watching his soul die as he after every fight he tried to play matchmaker, and the fighters either retired or outright weren't interested in his matchmaking.
>tapped like a credit card >tired like Firestone to quote Drake >Armbar! The most devastating finish in MMA history >he's serving eviction notices to consciousness >he's leaking like a government document >Despaigne with the cuban missile strike >his reach is longer than a CVS receipt >Crescendo? He's going for a Crushendo >MAMMA MIA
>>154715160Nice sport you guys got there heembros
Why doesn't Dana ever dress cool?
>>154719877Brutally mogged all UFC commentators
cancer ridden both feet in the grave gets the moves names wrong jim ross would be a better mma commentator than anyone besides:baht sankobas ruttenbappagspthe bong they have fill in for anik he's okay
>>154719877It was fucking kino. MMA finally felt fun again. The UFC is so corporate and steril.
mauro was hands down the worst part of the show. im gonna be borrowing peoples phones at work all week to fire netfix some stern yet respectful emails demanding they fire that obese mental midget
diaz shat himself
British fag really folds like a good bitch when confronted with the truth of his sad life. Quiet little bitch. Cya! Going for a bike ride with my wife!
actually fully predicted the mvp card winners
Lets be real, Ngganou would wreck him.
>>154719947'caco need a 'nana?
>>154719917go watch wrestlemania you fucking geek
>British fag really folds like a good bitch when confronted with the truth of his sad life. Quiet little bitch. Cya! Going for a bike ride with my wife!
MVP was dare i say, Anime.
thread of faggots crying about mma competition/commentary in a sport based on competition/commentary. >WATCH UFC BROOOOO>LIKE THE UFC BROOOOOOO>UFC IS ALL I WATCH BROOOOOOO>DA-DATS NOT IT I JUSS I JUSS DONT LIKE THAT REEEEEEEEEEEE>IT NEEDS TO BE PERFECT>IT NEEDS TO BE UFC >IT NEEDS TO BE WHAT i LIKE REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE>DA-DAT MENTAL GUY IS M-m-MENTAL >MAMMIA MIA
>muh opinion is see all end all cuz i sey so >heh ill call u a leheckin casual >that will show you from having differing opinions on a sport built around fighting and hype>want to like something I dont like? >take a hike dat doesnt wurk fir my eyes >REEEEEEEEEEEEE>if u dont watch ufc for DC den daz on u dooood>doood dooood dc is like woah dc is like the one dood u do nawt wanna miss in da booth
enough has been said about mauros cornball reddit catchphrases and the fact that he was repeating them to himself all night raising his voice to drown out florian when he thought it was his turn to be funny. not enough has been said about how he didnt know what the fuck he was talking about. this cards been in the works for months. he sounded like he was just reading off the fighters tapology pages
Dookie Diaz needs he dirty diaper panties sadly
>dis food dis dood is throwin joe*smacks lips**sips whiskey*>imean seriously Joe u see wut dis dood is doin in der*takes bite of a Meta Apex Zuckerburger*>puallll pualllll u see dat right der >wut he is doin???!!!>I mean I wouldntah do dat >n fir da viewah home dis is westling 1oh1>dis food dis dood is a bbbbbeast
>crying about a mark whos been a known mark for decades>crying about a mark that got fired for being a mark and surprised when he does shit you dont like>still watchesthats what me call CANADA CRY MAMA MIA
>>154720097He listened to the ENTIRE Drake Album in preparation for this card! What else can a man do?
i watched for jade and mike perry not the fat bitch that at 48 got bullied out of his two hour a week job by his then 51 year old coworker
Can he dispatch ngambu like he did jds
>>154720162No
>>154720162ufc fumbled the bag on this dude hard
imagine being so brain dead you need someone to fill the dead air for you, and be so brain dead you have to actually listen to the words and cant ignore them, or mute. you call yourself a fight fan but all I read is an untrained mental midget crying about having shit for brains. Hit mute? You know he’s going to spaz out, like he has for decades you fucking retard.
why did junior attempt two of the shittiest takedowns of the night then give up on them but refuse to engage all three times he dropped robelis with a leg kick
>>154720162Depends who has the bigger BBC
>>154720174this. I didnt even realize ariel was on the commentary until retards were crying about it. my brain just blocks it out automatically
>>154720182Mentally ill faggot!
>i watched for jade and mike perry not the fat bitch that at 48 got bullied out of his two hour a week job by his then 51 year old coworkerno free will in canada. nothing but spineless faggots up there. As an adult, can you guess what I did after the Perry fight? I turned it off. Hard concept to grasp, but in The United States of America, you can do what you want. Fight at the White House? Youre welcome said Freedom.
>>154720186exactly. just wait for the next wave of whoever replaces him theyll be worse
you spent all morning bitching about people that didnt watch it and that got old so now youre on to bitching about people that did watch it and have constructive feedback about the decidedly amateur production value. truly the aew of the mma world. the Deltarune to UFCs Undertale. dont worry, ill be repeating this a lot
>>154720194We don’t sign our posts here
speaking of the White House I dont think jon jones will be fighting there
>>154718292>Fuck Netflix for not meeting my expectations.It's like expecting a retard to act normal.
tell us youre 20 and how youre always right>you spent all morning bitching about people that didnt watch it and that got old so now youre on to bitching about people that did watch it and have constructive feedback about the decidedly amateur production value. truly the aew of the mma world. the Deltarune to UFCs Undertale. dont worry, ill be repeating this a lotthe AEW of the MMA world. leheckin topical!!!! amateur promotion fur sure not like we havent see this for decades you fucking leaf. SARRRRR SARRRRRR MY CRITICISM MEANS SOMETHING SARRRRRR eat a teep you fucking pussy SARRRR SARRRRR THATS NOT NICE SARRRRR I WAS ONLY SAYING DISSSSSS CANNNNTTTTTR BE WHAT I LIKE EVEN IF SCUFFED because it has to be what im programmed to accept.
>>154720241jones will never fight again and now he's got the perfect excuse of he can't get out of his UFC contractif daner really wanted to troll he could release him but jones will just come up with other excuses
I'm not reading these btw, just like i don't watch that crap here.
>>154720241Nobody gives a fuck about DDPonald’s dementia depend sharthouse
having a melty welty because people arent glazing your money laundering homobnwo ritual?
youre reading these btw, just like you watch that crap here. youre watching the highlights btw
>>154720287I thought you were off riding your wife’s BBC?
Ok you got me there.
>>154720280Jon will return once Aspinall goes to boxing. He's scared to death of Tommy.
>>154720300monitor
>>154719085>Jason David Frank (The Green Ranger)You almost got me really.
>>154720309imagine being scared of tomala lel jones is such a fag
>>154720309me on the left and you on the right
>having a melty welty because people arent glazing your money laundering homobnwo ritual?lmao says the faggot glazing the ufc for being corporate, critiquing a clearly scuffed promotion no different than Affliction with fuck you money. Jones/Francis will be the Fedor/Randy you wish you had been teased with.>WATCH UFC ONLY BROOOO REEEEEEEEEEEEE OMFG I TULD U DIS ISNT MMA I LIKE SO IM NOT GONNA GLAZE IT BUT I AM GONNA TRY TO FIX IT
Jon doesnt need tom and tom doesnt deserve Jon
>>154719243Dos Santos had a gameplan to do takedowns on Robellis but that fucker was stupid on trying out box him. Dos Santos and Diaz need to fucking retire it's insulting as a MMA cazzie to see them like this.
Jake Paul really did BTFO Dana "kike" White last night. The UFC will be dead by the end of the decade
>Nice and flowy yeah>BOP BOP BOPSmalloway face down ass up
go back and reread the entire conversation. youre the only person thats mentioned UFC and youve done it in almost every post. i have multiple issues with the UFC since the paramount deal came into play but i havent brought them up because im not talking about the UFC right now, im talking about the card i actually watched yesterday
>>154720162nah françois nbongo will take him down and finish him with some ground and pound like he did with the brazilian bum in pfl
>>154720313I’m not allowed any more BBCs since my overdose
oh my bad b didnt know your comparison organization was tachi palace fights, not the ufc. go ahead and set up unrealistic expectations with the current pool of fighters/skills/on air talent. maybe you should call the fights, im sure theyd hire a faggot leaf to up the representation at MVP MMA
Ronda Rousey, who was heemed in embarrassing fashion twice and washed out of the UFC a decade ago, vs Gina Carano, who hasn't had a professional fight in SEVENTEEN years and was an actress turned right wing influencer who became morbidly obese, and you have bots acting like this was a legitimate card and not some meme fest on the level of a Jake Paul vs Mike Tyson
mma fans are just as bad people that watch reality shows investing in the plot. you want equal matchup? go watch boxing where only the best undefeated records face each other! golf too!
>>154720429no one said it was a legitimate cardall the match-ups were obviously heavily in favor of one fighterit was still more entertaining than most of what the TKO jews book with the UFC
>>154720325>uncle Dana didn't promote meHow you supposed to promote a midget of these proportions as a tough guy
>>154720300My posts really imprint onto your soft head!!
>>154720162ngubu would resort to wrestling him
kumshark chimaev is no longer undefeatedhe is no longer undefeated because of sean strickland
*ruins your broadcast jewishly*
My giant penis leaves a big imprint on the girls i have sex with.
kwab
>>154720567>the Nate narrative against Meng and Perry is that he would BJJ them on the ground>he cant do nuffin everNate is a cardio kickboxer, a WMMA fighter.
>simply keep on pressing Nate when he takes a stroll or when he rests with his hands on the fence Why couldn't Tony or Leon come up with this high IQ strategy?
>>154720567Platinum P showed up to an area in his truck alone. Beat up your favorite old fighter. Cash checks at the liquor store.
Mike Perry was allowed to fight with gel in his hair, fight should be overturned.
>>154720567platinum popped nates cherry like lawrence did sean
>>154720567ur not a gangster u wouldnt understand
nate diaz feels like america in 2026
>>154720567This fight was time a time capsule from another era, from the fighters to fightstyles to the skill level to the hairstyle (at least I assume since im a covidbab)
>>154720501Is your wife riding the BBC without you?
If they do another event they need actual soulful commentators that used to be mma fighters not whoever they use for their boxing cards.
FACT: Ronda Rousey is a better grappler than kumquat chimpmaev
Sean Strickland was not raped by his father, this is a lie made up by Sean O'Malley during a confrontation at a UFC press conference and is perpetuated by Muslim users of /heem/ threads on 4chan's sports board.
>Uhm Fuck nhghnghdnkgdriiuszv Time to go and uh wrgbnbvffjbkk and shit. Kick some ass. Fake ones wouldn't get it
>>154720886My posts dominate your mind...its sad. Then you think of black cock to cope and get more comfortable. Rent free you soft headed bitch! Get a job!
sean is just a punkass bitch name sean strickland was raped and sean suga in the tank omalley lets other dudes fuck his wife
glory glory jones unitedglory glory jones united
Sean Strickland was not raped. He consented to dead daddy dickdowns by twerking in his mother’s makeup and panties
>>154720979The Gay One.
>>154720981fascinating hypothesis
>>154720979talmbout gloryhole jones? one of the zestiest to ever do it
yeah but glory kickboxing is actually fun to watch
>>154720932Factual postI do know someone that was raped by TWO white daddy
>>154721020We don't sign out posts here
>>154721033it's dogshit
Im gay
talmbout gloryhole kickboxing? beast of a pillowkick promotion
>>154721044Yes we do, faggot
>>154720567>yuuh daz rite i wud beat the shihh outta topuria mane he aint gon do nun mane *wheezes*this nigga would get beat up by any decent lightweight today, he'd probably die against any of the top 10 ufc welterweights too
>>154721122why did you just do it again
>>154714977>>154714949Despaigne vs Ngannou and Perry vs Paul would mog anything the ufc puts out this year
>bad thing is.... le good
>>154721159not only today, in his prime too
>>154720162he lost to austen lane dood is legit not even UFC level
enough about washed boomer talk. what happened to Wellmaker?
>>154721346>what happened to Wellmaker?unironically nothing
>>154721346Don't know, was he fighting on the apexslop card? Didn't watch it
Told you cazzies platinum Perry was going to beat the dog shit out that natty fag
>>154721346The kid(32) just needs a little more time
>>154721420Nobody knows who you are, anonymous poster
>>154721346Not talented. Can only beat shit lile moutinho.
>>154721434I am the one who knocks.
>>154721436he was supposed to be next big thing though.
Fucking scammer
>>154721346Heartlet one trick poney.
The payouts at that MVP MMA event was wild:>Rousey: 2.2m and Carano: 1.05m>Ngannou: 1.5m and Lins: 100k>Diaz: 500k and Perry: 400k>Every fighter before Ngannou that got a min of 40k + 40k win >Bonus were 100kUFC is in suicide watch rn when it comes to their fighter pay god damn
>>154721574Remember when Ngannou contract made so his opponents would make 2 millions minimum.
>>154721614NGODnu gave that piggy his 100K. Thank him.
Hope your day is platinum
>>154721574You'll get nowhere as a promotion pampering fighters like this. The 8k/8k two fight apex contract keeps em hungry
rizin is the best promotion thoughbeit
>>154721799true
>>154721574any numbers on viewership and stadium attendance? It didn't look sold out
Francis looked a little rocked in his fight, those legs got a wee bit wobbly. Lad better stay the fuck away from boxing
How does Salhadine Parnasse do in the UFC?
>>154721900put him through the cantender series beast of a peach saladinh saladin
>>154721799WDWTCH
like other anons have said after taxes and paying the camp and shit being paid like 20k to have to fight ngannu in the cage is insane i wouldnt fucking do it kek
Does /heem/ like Guru?
>>154721807>disastrous korean lives in suicide box and takes loans to look like thisheemind me again why rocket meng is the bad guy
>>154722087he has literally said and i am quoting verbatim that gypsies are honorable people with a really cool culture who fight fairmake of that what you willluke clozhold out
>>154722126yuck
>>154722126Might be because he’s only familiar with the traveler community in the British isles who are ethnically distinct from the gypsys in mainland Europe. Still, despite the British travelers being white and everything they also have an abysmal reputation so I’m not sure how he came to the conclusion
>>154722087we DO watch that crap here
>>154722172travellers are a mix of jew irish and chatri knows what else and don't even qualify for IC2 i'm afraid imagine mcgregor with ariel's morals
>>154722087He’s funny and based
>>154722193You’re a Pedo
>>154722087No we only watch FightFairy here
Ronda put on a masterclass of a performance it was so beautiful and powerful to watch those ladies perform
pretending to watch fightfairy the ugly bitch isn't a personality
>pretending her art channel was pretty good tbch and she has a far higher pick rate than the fatass from croydon
We actually only watch two straws here
GODru broke you.
Diaz brothers were and will be always bums
>>154722331nah nick is based
>her art channelsomeone's SON btw
I don't care about Ronda RouseyI don't care about Francis NigganouI don't care about Con-Hour McRaperI care about CIRYL "BON GAMIN" GANECIRYLFUCKINGGANE
>>154722303from an unbiased POV, it seems godru has broken you
Ronda and Gina showed true girl power last night I hope wmma get more main events on Netflix
>>154722349well technically...
Allen vs Melk cleared the entire Netflix card because it was actually a fun and competitive fight. You have to be peak casual to think washed Nate Diaz getting mauled or Ngannou KOing some no name is a good watch. Dana wins again without even trying
>>154722267>>154722378wait longer than 5 minutes nigga damn
i actually don't mind guru i don't watch him it's the gurucels i can't stand >>154722388let's not b
Show some hespect to the finn, b. One day he'll work his way up to be a channel mod, fairy will inadvertently reveal a personal detail that will give away her location which will lead to a flight to the usa and the rest is history
>>154722358Volkov won
>>154722413we have a livetracker in the katyacord
>>154722432the robbed reddit bitch contest
godrucels mindbroke him
>>154722413>usashe's a leaf m9
hoisted by own petard once morei'm off to get a haircut i don't have time for this
HOLY SHIT THE FIGHT JUST GOT LEAKED
Levels to this game
>>154722398It wasn't compétitive at all
>>154722472nah it was, milky landed a lot of good shots and was chewing up the legsare arnold tanked all that shit though
>>154722472Allen was pretty dominant but Melk could at least fight back and was rocking the shit out of him in R5. Compare that to Diaz getting mauled and barely landing a strike back, a R1 KO from Ngannou, and the joke that was the main event
>>154722452my sources tell me toronto is essentially seattle
>>154722492are you seriously complaining about not having to watch heavyweights get tired ir nate diaz showboat for half an hour are you retarded or
Why are UFC fans so unforgiving? Someone can have an 8 fight win streak but as soon as they lose once everyone says they’re washed, they fell off, not in prime
>>154722465This is unironically what will happen minus Ciryl Gane killing him on the ground with no ref to stop him
>>154722538It’s boring and predictable. Who could have guessed Ngannou would get a knockout against a guy like Lins
>>154722572fair enough but sometimes you just want to see harambe heem b
lins was tagging ngubu lol fucking bum
outrageously high rn
BBCganu does unspeakable things to Tomala, unless xhe quits in 5 seconds (again)
MVP got 50 MILLION viewers last night
>>154722623Imagine Ngannou vs prime Brock Lesnar though
>>154722627Yep, he lost the story. Even his little jewish scheme didn't work, no one cares about McGregor anymore because we can't even be sure he'll show up anyway.
>>154722657Lol people were more excited for Mcgregor vs Holloway announcement than anything on that boring card
>>154722358I remmeber checking out the magumbo bum gamin scorecards on the MMA decisions website and most of the people who submitted their scorecards from france scored it for magumbo wtf
>>154722661There’s no real talent outside UFC besides Ngannou. Jake Paul and Netflix aren’t going to be able to build exciting fights multiple times a month with the best out there. Best you can hope for is like 3x annual events with a bunch of washed bums
I dont care about Conor cause he has too much money. He's not gonna train hard, he's gonna turtle up like Nate did last night.
>>154722688>Jake Paul and Netflix aren’t going to be able to build exciting fights multiple times a month with the best out there.I mean the UFC can't even do that with their monopoly and most of the best fighters being in their roster.
>>154722728Lol if he had money he wouldn’t be talking to Dana about headlining a card. He’s niggerrich and broke
>>154722762Hokit vs Blaydes, both Strickland fights, Van vs Taira, Jiri vs Rountree, Royval vs Van, plenty of exciting fights in the last year or so. You’re mad that Dana is better than you
28 days until Gane fights.
Chris Benoit Saint Denis
>>154715859no fucking way...
>>154722828you said multiple times a month buddeh
>>154722348did he relapse again?
wait did sean strickland really shit on his dads dick when his dad TKO’d his prostate with the head of his dick
Who should be next for SS?
>>154722884Fraid so
>>154722886joke of a division
>International Fight Week It's like one event on one day in one discipline in the one place in the one country where they hold most of their events
>>154722828>Hokit vs Blaydes2 bitch ass pillow-handed fatties gassing out>both Strickland fightsI'll give you the Fluffy fight even if he was being a pussy but the fight against Khamzat was the usual Strickland split decision fight where nothing significant happens and the judges decide the winner on a coin toss>Van vs Tairaok>Jiri vs Rountree, Royval vs Vanthose were ages ago already, when you see the size of the roster and how many shows they put out, there's rarely any excitement, most of it is pure contentslop with no hype
>>154722924Okay go fight them. Never heard of a Finnish fighter besides Makwan the punching bag
>>154722953bodied that freak
Just heemed the ole meng
When did you realize the ufc was irredeemable?
>>154722465mario tier stoppage (which is actually based)
>>154723035When Dana started doing fight promo on IG live
I’m putting 5k on Gaethje. There’s a really good chance that Freedom 250 is all choreographed shit to give Drumpft a good show. Ilia probably took like 5m from Dana to take a fall
>>154723035When Lorenzo and Frank cashed out.
>>154722953randy couture literally shit his pants nate diaz style because of tony halme this was likely before you were born though
I love fat Asian bitches and they love my BWC
>>154723180Fat Asian women still don’t have ass or tits
>>154723180Just got off the phone with your mom she said your dick was as small as a rasin
condaddy is back
>I love fat Asian bitches and they love my BWC
>>154723255Does this account still exist?
>>154723232you'd be surprised
Five white boys but they not NSYNC
White fighter bad
>>154723394>tf>tp
>>154723394Glover always gave me those Justin Timberlake vibes
Good guy Francis gifted his 100k win bonus to the guy he murderedhttps://x.com/DovySimuMMA/status/2055960434738606111
>>154723481fine fellow
>>154723481 Crazy how Jake Paul (Jew) was trying to hype himself up as someone more generous than Dana and then he pays a guy 20k (after taxes and other fees) to get his jaw broken by mugumgo
my fistyour chin"mate"
>>154723481Something about these payouts feels off
never thought conor would fight again. guess true fighter chads cant help themselves but watch him do something crazy that gets the fight canceled
>>154723582dana posting from his vpni'm sure you'd prefer they be fighting for 10k/10k greedy jew
>>154723613Dana is a based shrewd gentile with good business sense. I bet you want to replace him with a Jew though
>dana posting from his vpn>i'm sure you'd prefer they be fighting for 10k/10k greedy jew
40k for undercard fighters is great but Nate for "only" 500k or Lins getting 100k to get murdered seems weird.
>his vpndaner could be in germany rn it's not like he works
I work at Walmart, I was just talking to this 9/10 qqt and she accidentally bumped into me while we were walking Then she brushed my arm and apologized I nearly creamed my pants
Running power slap is a full time job sweety
didnt watch any crap last night, was it a one way beat down for nate?
>>154723675If I was in charge of UFC I would give everyone a flat 40% raise and also pay for training camps. But I don’t want the fighters to think I’m weak and open to further negotiation so there will be a clause in the contract that lets me anally rape any fighter I want if they get too uppity.
In hindsight a Francis perry Ronda partly was a fucking lock imagine how much betting on all them to win in round one would have netted me fuck
You retards realize those are just the purses and they are gonna make millions off the streaming money right?
>>154723783Okay show me the contract where it says they get paid streaming revenue
>>154723783lol they aint getting shit from an event no one will ever watch again
>>154723782Nothing since Perry won in round 2
>>154723783The bigger names will probably end up fine but I doubt that Lins walked in there, demanded revenue shares and got his wish.
Netflix MMA is a ploy by the Jews to destroy the gentile owned and ran UFC
IT'S UP>it's uphttps://youtu.be/JObrzs1twHk
>ynr all the wannabe hardcores hating on hokit for trash talking
so ngannou paid a nobody to get heemeddana btfo for real b, ufc on suicide watch
>>154723979lmfao
>>154723993It was only clitia topiglets seething at Hokdaddy for BODYING their gay brown midget.
hokit is corny as fuck b, send dude to professional wrestling. cant wait to see d lewis ether him into limbo.
>>154723979imagine kicking this worm down a flight of stairs
>>154724035Hok is campy cringe kinoBrown youths: bruh dis nigga cringe FR dis nigga b CORNY
CJI has been cancelled if you care
>>154724058we unironically do not watch that homosexual crap here
>>154724058idk wtf even that is
If Topuria ever made this goofy ass smirk in my direction I would put my fist through his stomach.
>>154723979>1.3k comments I am sure they're all saying nice things about ariel
>>154724035Clitia and his fans don't have the iq to comprehend such banter, brown world problems
word is topuria has already scored mor goals than rapenaldo
THE DOUBLECHAMPDOESWHATTHEFUCKHEWANTS
word is topuria has a turd tucked away in his upper lip
>>154724094Ilia is white thoughbeit and in private he is extremely racist and right wing
Titos cantina>Conors pub Irish are just store brand Mexicans
>Ilia is white thoughbeit
>>154724162Hell no, the black forge grill has got tomahawk steaks
The triple champ got ya seething again? (Featherweight, lightweight, BMF)
>>154724207>>154724209This is just Eastern European genetics. When they are born god does a coin flip to decide if they will be a Nordic Chad or a Turkish watermelon vendor
>>154724217Tito's Cantina has Tito steaks
Clitia wears all three chastity belts, and Slamdaddy holds the keys.
>>154724246Eugh! Someone euthanise these DISGUSTING piglet FREAKS!!
Is Arnold Allen destined to be a gatekeeper or could he have a late-career title run?
Indian pig freak.
I'm gay
>>154724320Ilia Topuria...
>>154724315Ilia is going to be the lw titleholder for at least another 6-7 years. No one even comes close to him right now and the new talent is ass
>>154724329ENTER
>>154724329Clitia is retiring after beating 2 more 40 year old geriatrics, I fear
gayna couldn't even pretend to be excited for a goob mainKILL that nigga
>nooo you can't just leak a fight you have to let me do it in a Instagram reel security escort him out Ariel won.
>tranime
So many underdogs are gonna win on the freedom card
>>154724368No one trusts that coke head retard Conor to actually pull through
>>154724365Bro thinks he is Khabib lmao. He will be quickly forgotten, and remembered as a blip on the radar that KO’d a bunch of washed 35 year olds
i could wash my balls on your forehead
Ariel Helwani made it look cheap and embarrassing with his involvement
OHHHHHHHH
DanGOD made Ariel cry like a small child
>>154724601>>154724518>tfw your lazy IG live announcement got more attention and hype than the best card that Netflix could put together
>>154724156Clitia is not white my nigga, what you smoking
i'm afraid... afraid max gets sleemed by karate stance conor in the 2nd...
>>154724246His brother is white, idk what went wrong for clitia
Man, Mike Perry vs Nate Diaz had such a shitty end
are we pretending khabitch's wins were good
I want my money back and I pirated that crap
>>154724708never have, never will
kek hilarous how Topuria makes all of you seetheespecially that canadian faggot, he has been mad about him since the herbert fight
>>154724684Look at Lukashenko’s sons
>>154724724why did he stop the flower gimmick
are we pretending clitia's wins were good
also Topuria had it so easy because it shows how a guy who's good at boxing trashes every bum at mma (which exposes how much of bullshit it's this sport)nobody can box in the poofc, except Tatpuro, Yan and idk, I see sparks on Suga but he doesn't have it
>>154724782What I don’t understand is how he has so much KO power. He’s 5’6” and doesn’t even look that muscular but has more KO power than a guy half a foot taller than him and more muscular
>Topiggy it’s time for your feeding *suckles*
>>154724830>What I don’t understand is how he has so much KO powerhe's just built different m8
Clitia Topigraped outrighted ducked his Armdaddy dickdowns to fight 40 year old grandpas I lament.shameless piggy.
anyways I still think he would lose to Makhachev, Topuria boxing improved a lot during the years but idk shit about his wrestling which is supposed to be his speciality
>>154724830manlet rage
>>154724872Arman lost to Gamrot, why do you think he could beat Ilia
>>154724899
>>154724872hmm just like Pisslam never gave GODroit a chance
>>154723675Didn’t they say they made Nate an offer he couldn’t refuse? Guess UFIGHTCHEAP couldn’t even match that.
someone post that screen of ratlip kwab'd and presenting buss to StrickGOD
Zatdaddy raped that piglet.
>>154725149I think the story was that the UFC told Nate that he probably won't ever return to the UFC if he took the MVP offer. I doubt that the reported 500k purse swayed Nate to burn that bridge. Not criticizing MVP, I just think the payout reports are ridiculous.
when is somebody going to finally pay kevin lee $500k to come out of retirement
>>154725248Zatsissy's face was busted on and glazed by xer Strickdaddy dickjabs
still pissed at Schaubdaddy for inventing daddy posting
>>154725388One of the worst posts of all time
>>154725503I'd argue stuff like this is worse and it makes up 30-50% of every thread>>154725485
Boycott Israeli posts
sean stricklands lower intestines are made up of 30-50% daddy spunk
>>154725616we own (You)
>>154720429It was fun, which is something the UFC hasn't been in yeara.
>it was..... le fun
>>154725625Factual post, sadly.
>>154725625He injected the spunk into Chimaev, I am afraid. Chronically, it has been told.
Natan Levy WILL be the UFC Lightweight Champion, we were promised this 3000 years ago
>>154725670this isnt a q and a
>>154725625Truth nuke
Something has been rubbing me the wrong way about that Ronda fight, also to be clear I didn't watch it because I'm not retarded.But I see so many people saying shit like "Well they both got a payday, get your bag!" which, I suppose I understand, but what about the fucking fans? Do these people not feel even a little bit disrespected for having some super hyped up fight be a literal joke where a 17 year out of practice can gave up after 15 seconds? After having to sit through a bunch of fucking advertisements and asinine retardation and the subsequent intense glazing for a totally pathetic display? I'd like fighters to get paid, and I don't "mind" taking a fight for a paycheck, but why are so many people just happy to accept a dogshit product that lets millionaires become even bigger millionaires?
>>154725709Ronda Rousey has fans?
how much of this "but the fans" can be chalked up to paypigs latent jealousy of streamchads
>>154725737
did all the goys that watched and tweeted about another jewke paul event enjoy their slop last night?
