Ave Imperator, morituri te salutant edition>Banzuke:http://sumodb.sumogames.de/Banzuke.aspxhttps://www.sumo.or.jp/EnHonbashoBanzuke/index/>Fight Schedule & Results:https://www.sumo.or.jp/EnHonbashoMain/torikumi/1/1/>Some sumo links and how to watch live:https://rentry.org/uwbgc88dPrevious thread >>154674438
kadobanzakura
just sacrificially demote kotozakura and let aonishiki keep ozeki
>>154715246Zak will be back with an 8-7 next basho. Aonishiki finishes 9-6.
>>154714777Some of these guys look like lite-sumo.
>>154714777Good numbers
"We still run this shit." - Evil Spirits
>mfw this basho
Post yfw when WTK rebreaks his elbow against fish lips
>>154716065
Neat.
The yokozuna council should resign in disgrace.
Holy shit Gonoyama can do THAT? He really leveled up these last two bashos
This is the top 1 Grand Sumo news according to nikkansports
>rank 2238 out of 2250 in kachi clashKinda impressive in itself.
>>154714777Who's the American in the middle? And why is there a 45 year old man among them?
>>154717009I always call people who can go 10-5 on debut to the top division super rookies as a Gonoyama day 1 this has been a long time coming
Dan needs to start training with famed Ukranian strongman
>>154716065Pretty sure hakuho cursed jsa when he left
>>154717582>Looks over at Takerufuji
>>154717040I guess that's her
>>154719350>stealing her shoes, taking them into the bathroom and jerking off into them
kid is at it again...
>>154717404does he do more weightlifting than other rikishi? I want to believe that's what gives him an advantage
>>154717040This is what happens when the yokozuna drop out.
>>154719419Impressive. He needs to eat his rice and chanko in triple quantity to get bigger tho
How's my boy WAKATAKAKAGE getting on
>>1547201007-1 lmao, he's recovered well from that arm injury from last basho.
>>154720100Tied for the lead, but is going against fish lips tonight who normally kicks his ass, and his right arm looked questionable to me against Oho last night.
>7-1Why do all of our Ozeki suck so much ass?
>>154716468
>>154720937That's an unrecoverable mogging
endo found his successor, who also happens to be very attractiveendo was famously one of the most popular during his time because women always liked his handsomenessthe future of sumo is omorihttps://biz.chosun. com/en/en-sports/2026/05/13/Z2HD7MTJGVHA7PBUBKNHO5BQCQ/>A new star has emerged in the Japanese sumo world. Omori Yasuhiro (23, Otekaze-beya), who has a warm appearance and a bear-like build, has attracted attention upon his debut.>Japan's Abema Times reported on the 13th (Korea time), "Fans' attention was drawn to the 'handsome' Omori, who possesses an extraordinary body. His master, Kitajin oyakata (real name Endo Shota), revealed the backstory, saying, 'I had been watching him closely since he was young.'" reported.
>>154721239>A man named Shota had kept his eyes on a young boy
>>154720937>higher and for longerSick
>>1547145481-14 + 41 post-banzuke kyujos
>>154721239he pulled 265kg on dynamometerhttps://www.nikkansports.com/battle/sumo/news/202605010000806.html
Zak moggs KiriSHITma by beating Gonoyama tomorrow then runs the table in week 2 while KiriSHITma ends up with an MK
Zak support cope: Kirishima and Atamifuji are the only rikishi above M4 he still has to face.
>Here's how Zak can still kachi
If the over under on Zak's final record was 5.5 wins, which one would you take?
>>154722082>His opponent tomorrow is Gonoyama (forma de fuerza primaria)Under.
>>154719650I would guess it's just that he's been a serious wrestler literally all his life, and his experience with other forms of wrestling give his style a slightly unconventional edge.
>>154717040>That clip of Kisenosato losing his shit when Moriurara almost falls over simply entering the dohyo
got a feeling that Waka Minor is going to piss in Kirishima's cornflakes tomorrow
>>154724013The Wakabro cannot utchari you, if you do not let his feet touch the tawara.
New theory: Kotozaukra simply does not care anymore and is burnt out. Expect him dropping down in ranks to the bottom of maegashira then retiring in a few bashos.
Yup, they're fat
>>154725175Kirishima and Fujinokawa seem to be the only joi rikishi who give much of a fuck anymore. There's lower ranked guys pushing their way up like Fujiseiun and Fujiryoga who might have it in them but man, nobody gives a shit now. Nephew and Dan give a shit but their bodies are breaking down.
How and/or why is Ura so bendy?
Remember this kid?
>>154725249He had a couple vertebrae removed so he could suck his own dick.
>>154725253This is all on the bigger kid for being shit. I lift and can assure you, against someone half my size I could trivially pick them up and drop them like a sack of shit given the belt grips he had.
>>154725253This is him now. Feeling old yet?
>>154725273You wouldn't do shit against a smaller skilled wrestler Clive.
>>154725296Shut up faggot.
>>154725212Yeah the fujishima bros are cool as fuck
>>154725253Never give up never surrender!
>>154725349Goshima was a better shikona than Fujiryoga :(
>>154725403He will always be Sonic to me.
>>154725249He's built different.I remember a tv interview from a few years ago where they talked about how he did tumbling/gymnastics as a school kid.He was very lightweight even his first couple years in pro sumo.
Zak is setting up a 10-5 yusho to completely humiliate the mongol menace
Who's gonna tell him?
that's a henka
>>154720937maybe its the camera but it looks like he goes below parallel with his torso that shit cray
aonshiki's yokouzuna run... whatever happened there.
>>154717404>be 400 lbs>not even 4 plate benchwtf?
>>154717364>in the middleMy guess is hafu-Filipino.
aonishiki will NEVER be an ozeki again
>>154726965The best possible thing that could happen to this thread is what happened.
>>154727028he just needs 10 wins in julywith the injured plagued banzuke as it is, it will be a cakewalk since he'll be fully rested
>>154727223Anon, dan is broken in three separate places and his ass got busted
>>154727270>his ass got bustedFrom what?
>>154727347You know...
>>154727270Where's the source for these additional Dan injuries
>>154727736Me. I am the source (of the injuries)
>>154727082The Danspammer tried to put on a brave front in the /xs/ threads for a bit, but they seem to have sequestered themselves entirely for now. And /sumo/ is much better off for it.
>>154726993he's probably more of a leg guy then an arm guy tbqh
>>154727736toe injury>https://english.kyodonews.net/articles/-/76040ankle injury>https://www3.nhk.or.jp/nhkworld/en/news/20260508_08/As for the busted ass, I only heard that on the NHK stream by Hiro and Raja (who probably got it revealed to them in a dream)
for me, it's ura and aonishiki, the two most intellectual rikishis in the sport today
>>154727787>they wut
>>154728181Singular they, chud.
>>154727787I'm still 99% certain danfag is also horse and shit poster, he's just had to go cut back on dan posting.
>>154728864No you're right, he absolutely is.
>>154727787Why does literally every general have one(1) schizo shitposter. Doesn;t matter if it's videogames, cars, sports, bird watching... there is ALWAYS some fucking guy who needs to be "recognized" as somebody on an anonymous throat-singing forum. I will never understand it.
>>154729153Welcome to 4chan, the internet's septic tank.
>>154729153the thread or board becomes their literal safe space
Was this a clown basho.
>>154729410Not really. San'yaku did not dishonor themselves, they just didn't win.
>>154729410The question of whether something is a clown basho ultimately hinges on how much you fault the sanyaku for getting injured. Like yeah it sucks that 3 of the top 5 are all out right now, but they get special privileges for a reason so why fault them for using them.
Forgive me for being that tourist who is a few days behind in the tournament (caring for my elderly father fighting brain cancer leaves me very little time), but I just watched Day 2, and seeing Kotoeiho defeat the Ukrainian was so sweet. The crowd really seemed to like it as well.
>afk>hear crowd go crazy cheering>come back>it's a futagoy rikishievery.fucking.time. fuck that stable
>>154729677That's Shishi, the Japs love to watch him lose. It's Aonishiki that they like.
>>154729722Deal with it.
>>154729677Just watch the vods on Natto. They go up half an hour after a division finishes.
Kagayaki's belt looks Kagayucky.
Damn, Tamawashi needs to go 6-1 in the last seven fights to not drop to Juryo for the first time in 13 years.
>>154730282Let it go, Anon..it's over..
Kazuma has a cute fan.
>Hakkaku's lone Juryo jobber can only win with a loose mawashiAll my homies hate Hakkaku.
>>154730294That's a man
>>154730315yeah and he's cute
>>154730294Probably in her 50s
>>154730294>cuteYou got x-ray vision, anon?
>>154730319Oh I certainly hope so. Mm, delicious hags.
Hello /sp/, please meet the missus.
>>154730327Huh, wouldn't have guess my wife was a fan of sumo.
Do my ears deceive me, or did a few people actually cheer for Shishi when his name was called out?
derp
LET'S DO EEEEETTTTT!!!!
Takerufuji is back to his rightful place in makuuchi. Fuck the haters.
>>154730414does anyone actually hate him? all I've ever seen is chicken leg jokes.
>>154730419I don't hate him but I dislike that he only yusho'd because of the weak schedule low Maegashira get.
>>154730419Some people just can't get behind a good lol
>>154730419All real sumo fans hate him because of what he did
>>154730436Ah, that's fair, I suppose I felt the same about the kotoshoho win. God I was pissed.
>>154730419I don't hate him, he just has very thin ankles and thats funny for me
>Japan Is famously anti-painkillers(Data sumo)True or façade?
>>154730460AI hallucination. That entire channel is a bot.
>Kazuma crushing Juryo>Fujiryoga in Yusho contentionUglybastardbros we're eating good this basho.
>>154730460True. Heal on the dohyo.
If kotoeiho is so good then why wasn't he in top division until now?
>>154730478Are you retarded?
>>154730478>What is experience?
>>154730460No way it's true, I remember some retired wrestler saying, that he fought a tournament not feeling one of his legs from all the painkillers
FINISH HIM, SHISHI!
My caveman
>>154730445>being angry because a rikishisi gets to fulfill his lifelong dream of winning a yushoYou must be brown. Underdog yusho have the most soul in sumo.
shishi is channeling dark energy...
>>154714777fat retardI hope you get deported back to the front lines
shishi you dirty dog
Yeah, Shishi's not getting cheers from the crowd ever again.
be mean to shishi
Crowd was mad for that one
A villain is born
Is some guy yelling boo? lmao
that one guy still boo'ing lmao
Where the fuck did Shishi learn to henka?
>Fought more top division matches than anyone.>Gets tricked by Shishi.Time to go, Old Man.
>injured iron man>henkaNot a wise choice for our resident caveman.
> come on, man
>>154730515Nobody cheers for him anyways... the shunned child will burn the village down to feel its warmth...
>>154730515If he tries to henka it against Ura or some other guy they'll be doing this to him after the bout.
Haven't seen this gal in a while.
>>154730529>putting a bullet in the head of Lincoln.Completely justified.
haha, what a story ross
>Hakkeyoi!5 minutes later>Matta!
Ura, the people's yokozuna>The Acrobat>The Pink Blob>The Friend-Shaped Fisticuffer>The Combat Roller>The Quiver Full of Party Tricks>The Smiling Knight>The Boneless One>The Sliding Slinky>SAY!>HIS!>NAME!
the fuck was that
wtf was that from kokonoe. are they gonna finally stop the mattas?
>gyoji gives zero fuckskek
the miracle of birth...
someone needs to get abi into a boxing gym so he stops throwing his tsuparri with just his arms
>>154730559He's so fvcking handsome
What does the D stand for?
>>154730577The D on the robe stands for DRACULA
>>154730577Disneyland
>>154730577D is for DAYUM you fat!
>>154730577Big D ickimura Motoki
Just woke up and quickly went through the matches, ane I have decided that if Shishi was on fire I wouldn't even piss on him.
If they fall to the ground that also counts as a win?
>abema guest oyakata just runs his mouth constantlyThis dude is literally like a bitch. Never shuts the fuck up.
>>154730577Dan. Literally:>SAY!>HIS!>NAME!
>>154730597D-ACK! MY ANKLE!
>SO YOU DON'T HAVE TO WORRY, WORRY....
>>154730596You're the bitch.
>>154730492I will never be this happy
>>154730597D-ACK! MY ASSHOLE!
>>154730608Awwwww....are you upset, pumpkin?
>>154730611Pure soul.
>>154730596Would you rather the dude just be like >ah... naruhodo...>soooooo desu neeeeeeeall night?
>>154730620No? You seemed to be. That's why you posted this >>154730596 remember? Are you retarded?
>>154730596How many sekitori have you produced, Anon?
>>154730632Me? Gongaga.
>>154730629Awww, how cute. You ARE upset! How sweet.
Yikes
>>154730460Bullshit Tochinoshin's ass constantly had a plaster over wherever he last had painkillers while still active
>>154730644You niggas are both pushing 40
>>154730460Japan as a whole, yes because of the stigma of addiction. Rikishi/athletes are treated differently though.
Shodai is such an anomaly. He's good, but he sucks.....but he's good.
>>154730656imagine getting addicted to ibuprofen. Just fucking jonezing for your next hit.
i dont really have a reason to but i fucking hate yoshinofuji
>>154730671wtf bro
>>154730671
>>154730671Good! Let the hate FLOOOOW from you!
>>154730671ah calm down skeeter, he ain't hurtin' nobody
>>154730671He’s pretty ugly I hate him too
>>154730692hes somewhere between average and cute
>>154730671Distinct possibility that he's san'yaku in July. Just feels too quick.I always feel prejudiced against Tsukedashi wrestlers.
>>154730699Didn't he have the same level of success in university sumo as Onosato, but started too late to get the bullshit Ms10-Ms15 slots?
you're telling me there's a fish rikishi?
koto bros > waka bros
>losing to fish-lips
wakatakakwabe
What the fuck, I don't want the banzuke committee to be justified by Kotoshoho getting a KK
>>154730706I don't really follow college sumo, but it is true that the TD system was scaled back in between those two wrestler's debuts, yes.
What can be done to stop them?
Just like Anon said, Kotoshoho is there to stop WTK.
YOU SLAPPA ME? I SLAPPA YOU!
They have any gaijin sumos?
>>154730776>sumos*rikishiPicrel is just the top division. There's one of your breed starting from the bottom in July.
>>154730776The greatest Rikishi of all time, Aonishiki, is from Ukraine
he dead
KIRISHIMA KYUJO
Wakamotoharu and the Utchari of death
HOLY SHITHOLY SHIT
Holy Shit
Holy this could be the biggest clown basho ever
Evil spirit bros, we just keep on winning this Basho.
If you rewatch that injury, YTA
Holy shit
+1 concussion
Walk it off
HE'S BUSTED CLEAN OPEN, MAGGLETHAT CRIMSON MASK IS FLOWING
Waka is the true winner cause he killed Kirishima
>AAAAAIIIIEEEEEE!
Jesus, did he full on land on his face?
So hold on, why wasn't that considered "dead body" or "unrecoverable"?
>>154730798fuck off, midnight
>>154730807Pretty much.
>>154730807I think he may have slid his face down the slope of the dohyo, lol
> Wakamotoharu's suplexes are so strong they turn rikishi into Indians on the spotI'd be afraid, desu.
the wmh utchari spam is getting excessive
Middy is such a faggot, it's just a forehead cut
>>154730819did he really cut the feed? LMAO
>>154730798>>154730809>>154730819kek is he really not showing it? what a faggot
>>154730819Your own fault for watching him.
Is this physique achievable natty?
>ouchThese motherfuckers are tough as hell....
Who's that in the hallway looking at Kotozakura?
Shodai should just cover his palms with salt tomorrow and keep slapping Kirishimas forehead to get win. Would be funny
>>154730825noyou have to curse yourself by making vows to achieve things you never possibly could at your fathers grave and be punished by spirits for your hubris
His lesbian life partner.
>2-6Nigger's having a rough basho...
He's concussed, it was pretty obvious by the way he was switching between widening his eyes and scrunching them closed. If doctors don't have him pull out they're fucking stooges.
Those fujos all mirin my man's hairy back
>>154730819yep actually the gayest thing considering were watching a combat sport
>>154730836He'll walk it off. Heal on the dohyo and shi
Lol lmao
>>154730830When CuatroTetas and Horse were both on the cusp of getting Yokozuna i always thought (and said so in every sumo forum i could find) that Kotozakura would get yokozuna and Hoshoryu would falterI might have cursed him
AIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!!!!!
>>154730836>doctors
His tits have got tits
> janitor buffIs this legal?
>>154730845>Kotozakura would get yokozuna and Hoshoryu would falter50/50 ain't bad
>>154730851I didn't help, so yes.
>>154730836HEALONTHEDOHYO
>>154730851janitor debuff, -2 tetas
>>154730851That janitor cursed him. It canceled out the buff.
>>154730850Very observant!
Zak looks pretty concerned all the time
Goonerhammer
I'm rooting for Gonoyama for the rest of the basho fuck it
What the fuck are these calls by the shimpan
doors wide open
>>154730865"I accidentally oversalted my soup, fuck it I'll dump all of it in!"
>>154730867What was wrong about the call?
>>154730862>Zak looks pretty concerned all the timeHe's too sensitive. He needs to get mean. Mad dog mean. He just doesn't have it in him to dominate.
kirishima is concussed as fuck
>>154730870>4 MaegashiraABSOLUTE CLOWN BASHOC L O W NBASHO
>>1547308705 way tie for first between shitters
>>154730875so you'd say he ain't got that dawg in him?
Sumo is cursed right now. We need a proper yokozuna to cleanse all the evil spirits once and for all. Both Onosharto and Horseshitryu have failed
>>154730884NEIN! KEINE HUNDE!
>>154730870I hope wakatakakage trips climbing on the dohyo and everybody laughs and then he gets henka'd and everybody laughs and then he storms off and slips on a wet spot on the floor and everybody laughs and then he pulls out from flesh eating bacteria
>>154730892
>>154730892No banana peel?
>>154730898This isn't a joke
>>154730888Is he so clumsy or what, dropped fish, slid while performing dohyou-iri... what's next?
>>154730940He lives up to the name oh! No shart! Oh!
>>154730874seemed close enough to call a rematch if they did it for the ura/tobi bout yesterday. but maybe I'm just upset about the clown basho in general between the kyujos, lack of call for the fujinokawa/kiri bout where he cleared stepped out and the ref not calling mata/stopping the match when the hand went up earlier today.
"Medical report released for Asakoryu, who is currently absent from the tournament: "Right knee anterior cruciate ligament injury, will be absent from the May tournament." He sustained the right knee injury in his match against Shodai on the 6th day."Looks like he popped his ACL
How many hours until kirikyujo?
>>154731001And he apparently had this injury prior to basho, so he just tried to yolo it
>>154731044
>>154731044Back, and to the left
>>154731044different angle, it's not as bad as it looks (i hope)
>>154731106>He hit the steppe.
>>154731062Fucking Kumajiro has a funny face
im genuinely surprised that nobody has pointed out this girl from day 6.
>>154731256i can fix her.
>>154731256Newfag detected. She's a regular who often attends.
>>154731256She is regular who appears time to time in Kokugikan with different hairstyles.
>>154731044>my brother might have lost today but here's how he can still win the basho, check this outThat being said it's gonna be Gonoyama isn't it?
>>154731106>>154731112
>>154731342i'll admit this is my second basho. even if she is a regular, im still surprised that people arent gushing.
men want to be himwomen want to be with him
>>154731044Shimpan going for a sneaky hug while everyone distracted
>>154730870We're going to get a Fujiryoga yusho from the lowest ranked man in the division because everyone forgot about him and it's going to be very stupid.
>>154731106Remove the step from the dohyo and raise it another half foot, for safety.
>>154731745>lower dohyo by 3cm>a bunch of rikishi get injuredI don't even want to know what could happen if they raise it by six inches
>>154731782>>154731782>I don't even want to know what could happen if they raise it by six inches
>>154731825>these niggas somehow tsurdashi'd eachother every 2nd matchwhat I'd give to watch them live
>>154731782seven inches it is
He henka'd?Mata it.
>>154731782At that height, concrete hits like water...
>>154731106>it's not as bad as it looksHe weighs 150 kg and just landed on his fucking head. He definitely has a concussion and he's lucky he's not paralyzed or dead.
>>154732023Don't be so hyperbolic, he landed on his back.
>>154732029>he landed on his backAfter landing on his head. You can literally see the compression ripples in his back fat.
>>154731392>>154731044He's showing up tomorrow with Kinbozan's forehead dent
>>154732056He very clearly didn't take 150kgs to the head is the point. Most of his discomfort was essentially road rash.
Ok so who is next? For whom will the evil spirit bell toll?
>>154732091Kazuma plz.
>>154731995Holy boss battle
>>154732119Impossible. Ugly bastards have to survive until the denouement.
>>154732091> Shishi straight up cripples someone on stage> WMH breaks his spine doing another fucked up suplex> Taiho's radio controller on Oho breaks and he twists an ankle really bad > Ura lands a flip badly and breaks a rib> Kotozakura's tits fall off and he kadobans straight into another tourney> Kirishima gets concussed again, transplanting Kotozakura's curse onto him and leaving him 8-7> Atamifuji blasts a kneecap or somethingPick your poison.
I never realised Fish Lips was WTK's nemesis
>>154731995yakuza sidestory in real lifeshe got these tickets from Kazuma-san in return for cancelling some orphan's credit card debt
>>154732169Never bet against the primordial soup.
>>154730191Thanks. I've been watching highlights on NHK. It's comfy and I enjoy being able to watch in English but I wish they were longer.Is the link in the OP?
>>154730294For me it's the elegant kimono lady who seems to be there every day.
>>154732224Nevermind, found them!
>Ozeki Kirishima wins despite bleeding; falls from the ring and hits his face hard, saying, "I felt dizzy for a moment, but I'm totally fine."
>>154731044this is some WWE type of shit
>>154732169WTK is a very straight forward fighter usually. He goes straight for the belt and yorikiri's using leverage, or he puts the opponent off balance and then pushes out. He struggles against most big guys because his main trick against them is a deflect push, and that's nearly it. Fish lips is quite large and flails all over the place while staying grounded, which pretty much hard counters him.
>>154731256>>154731396Maki Okada aka Zombeam. Would marry.https://www.instagram.com/zombeam/
>(You) vs (You)
>>154733052>TF2
>>154730492They cant be underdogs when there are no top dogs They arent defeating challenges they are just skipping them
>>154733491It's not the sprinter's fault if the hurdle falls before he jumps it.
>>154730577Davy Jones
>>154731392Arroz comido...
What is the issue with ZakWhat can he even do to change course at this point
>Wakatakakage>7-2>Wakamotoharu>2-7Kino...
>>154733626>What is the issue with Zakhe fat
>>154733626apologize to his grandfather ghost and change his name to Kotonowaka
>>154731044Utchari is generally considered a rather dangerous move and it's because of shit like this. It was WMH who took Dan out of commission in training too.
>>154731062>When they see my dick
>It was WMH who took Dan out of commission in training too.So what you're saying is we need to increase the number of Utchari attempts per basho. Got it.
>Shishi enters>crickets>directly followed by Ura>WOOOOO YEAH CLAP CLAP CLAP>Shishi wins by henka>BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO>Ura wins>URAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHate seeing my GOATs get such different treatment.>>154730492Tokushoryu's win is one of the most sovlfvl moments in sumo history.>>154733626Like others said in an earlier thread, he needs to lose weight and get his hunger back. Now he looks like he immediately stops caring as soon as he's finished staring out in the hanamichi.
One more loss and Tamawashi is guaranteed demotion to Juryo. I wonder if he'll retire on the spot or try and Mitakeumi it.
>>154733919Shishi's henka on Tamawashi was not only dirty, it was shameful.
Shishi's henka on Tamawashi was not only excellently performed, it increased my respect for him as a wrestler.
>>154733929He's just injured, has his leg is wrapped up from ankle up to the knee
>>154734004I'm glad to see he's taking time away from rest time to heal up properly on the dohyo.
Today's Natto Makushita VOD has both Mita and Asahifuji in it. Asahi got given absolute hell.
I'm going to McDonald's and then watching Day 3 when I get back. Anyone want anything?
>>154734050Yeah, get me a Kotoshoho with a broken neck and a WMH who stops doing utcharis, thanks.
I’ve seen enough. Fujiryoga yusho.
>>154732188Am I alone in thinking that Yakuza fell off hard after the weird haired dude became the MC? I had fun from 0-6, but LAD isn't for me.
>>154734092>after the weird haired dude became the MCThey still just won't actually commit to this. They're going to keep dragging Kiryu out forever.
Looks like Mudoho finally remembered he too is the grandson of Taiho. Everyone you'd expect to be doing well in Makushita and Sandanme is killing it so far. Wakanofuji going kyujo is fucking brutal though.
>>154734050Can I get a Macatakakage with a vanilla Aonishake?
>>15473405020 piece ebi nuggets please.
>>154734050One McFishlips vs McEiho playoff. Plus 6 more McHenka for the white man to march on.
>>154734092you're nothowever I strongly disagree, Kiryu's stoicism is fucking bland as hell. Exuberant himbo Ichiban is based in every way and his game was awesome. I was loving Infinite Wealth up unto the point where they literally mix the parties around and make you play half the game as Kiryu again after spending 5 games pretending to retire his busted old ass.
>>154734353
>>154734050Bring me all of them
>>154731782Raising it is better. If the dohyo was a couple inches lower when Kirishima fell, he would've spiked his head into the ground instead of merely scraping his forehead.
>>154734383Maybe I should give it another shot. The new fighting system put me off additionally.
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/High-rise_syndrome>In a study performed in 1987 it was reported that cats that survive a fall from less than six stories have greater injuries than cats who fall from higher than six storiesHigher is safer. It gives rikishi more time to reach terminal velocity and right themselves in mid-air.
>>154734673>In a study performed in 1987Did they just drop a bunch of cats off of a building?
>>154734685I believe it was done by collecting information about cats who accidentally fell then were taken to the vet.
>>154734092A lot of the original staff including director had left RGG by that point.They saw all the memes in the western fanbase and decided to become a caricature of a limited aspect of the overall games.
I said it last night and I'll say it again. I has a mild distaste for Shishi before, but now if he was on fire I wouldn't waste my spit.
>>154734810see >>154730525
>>154734810Part of me is like>If you bring your injuries to the dohyo you deserve whatever your opponent gives youBut another part of me is like>You know he's old and busted, take your win but leave him some fucking dignity
>>154734848I don't think shishi can comprehend the concept of dignity, no offence
>>154734907Shishi would use drones as a kimarite if he could.
>>154734810Ive only been following for a little bit, did he do something in the past that people dont like about him? Or is he just a normal guy who doesn't really draw fans in.
>>154735277>Shishi pre-2022A curiosity, some fans because he's an unusual gaijin.>Shishi post-2022Lots of fans because SLAVA UKRAINI.>Shishi post-DanZero fans because Dan is actually a war refugee and is the much superior rikishi in every way.>Shishi post-Tamawashi henkaPariah.
>dan>superior rikishilol. lmao.
>>154735354In what way is Shishi better than Dan? Faggot looks like Squidward after too many Krabby Patties.
>>154735370Well for starters, shishi is actually fighting while dan pulled out like a faggot because his ass hurts. That's a kwab if I ever saw one.
>>154735407You just saw the damage Wakamotoharu managed to deal to the 76th Yokozuna Kirishima. Just imagine what he did in training to the 77th Yokozuna Aminishiki.
>>154734663eh unfortunately I'll admit that part is kind of weak, it ain't a bad RPG but it's pretty shallow where you mostly just spam the strongest move you got. The aesthetic and everything else was good though.
>>154735430Anon...Dan is never reaching ozeki ever again let alone yokozuna.
>>154735502At least it's a better story than>I wonder if Kotozakura still sucks shit :/>I wonder if Onosato can use his left arm yet :/>Damn Hoshoryu got injured in training again :/>Oh cool, another Maegashira Yusho :/
>see Shishi sitting there watching intently as someone gets henka'd>thinking "Roga can't do that in front of Shishi it's a bad influence!">he henka todaydamn but maybe I should be impressed the oaf actually learned anything
>>154735538But Roga is Russian and Shishi is... wait a minute... oh... oh no...
>>154735407The danfaggot isn't even around anymore, what problem could you possibly have with Aonishiki himself?
>>154735594retard
Yeah I think I can safely put "retard" on my filter at this point.
>midnightsumo fan offended by a single wordclassique
>>154734907>>154735538A mentally challenged child thinks monkey see monkey do, his mind doesn't go so far as poor old grandpa is on a losing streak so he should be gently walked out of the dohyo with a fair fight. Wild how the audience and redditors pissed themselves over this when there's been many far worse conscious henkas and murders of cripples that get less of a reaction.
>I have to attack strawmen because I'm mentally unstable and must constantly attack other people
>>154735277I don't like watching his terrible flailing sumo, and also he looks like the missing link between man and beast.
Please stop hating Shishi, he is our /lion/
Reminder that Shishi used to bounce his ass up and down before the tachiai.
Shishi still doesnt know what sumo is. His mom saw an advert for a sumo club and decided to send her 100kg 180cm 12 year old son there. He just knows he gets to have some treats if he pushes the other guy out or makes him fall.
>>154736408He knows what a henka is now though.
>>154736641He is evolving...
>>154736765Push the creature back into the water from whence he came.
Holy shit the lower divisions are actually popping off.>MakushitaAkua 5-0Omori 5-0Nabatame 4-1Mudoho (forma de taiho) 4-1>SandanmeAsahifuji 5-0Mita 5-0Tenshoyama 5-0 (his only ever loss was to Asahifuji in Jonokuchi)Kiryuko 5-0
>>154737038Oops sorry I lied, Tenshoyama has two losses. Once to Asahifuji in Jonokuchi, and once to Asahifuji in Jonidan lmao.
>>154737038Can we just move them up to makuuchi without the wait
>>154737199Akua and Mudoho can stay down in Makushita for a while but the others could happily be thrown into the Juryo blender overnight. Once Wakanofuji is healthy he could join them too. Demote Shirokuma for total Kisenosato humiliation.
McDonald's eaten. Day 3 watched.I'm really liking Kotoeiho so far. He seems to have good talent.How do the rest of you pick a rikishi to cheer for? Skill? Personality? Underdog?Atamifuji seems very skilled as well as popular with the fans.
>>154737787Sticking with a favourite for life is dumb. Just go with the flow desu. Right now I like Atamifuji the most because he's adorable but also solid.
>>154737787>How do the rest of you pick a rikishi to cheer for?Cryptic symbolism from my dreams
Kirishima OK after that dive?
>>154737911He walked it off.
>>154737911Right now he's in bad shape, but tomorrow he'll heal on the dohyo.
>>154737934They always walk it off, only to not show up the next day.>>154737942Only if he'll be able to focus on his ozumo, tho.
>>154737978I'm sure he'll be able to take it one day at a time and focus on his brand of sumo.
>>154737787>>154737898I don't like him. Boring sumo. Too fat. His mawashi is very dirty.
>>154731471Is that fucking Junior Soprano in the wheelchair? Lmao
>>154738039I actually really enjoyed his match today. Daieisho is an upper body powerhouse known for blasting people at range, but Atamifuiji just absorbed it all until Daieisho basically gave up. You could see the light leave his eyes as he got walked out of the dohyo.
>>154737907I dreamt they forced Enho to wear armour when fighting because he's a manlet and shouldn't hurt himself. Nobehara then defeated him by climbing into a fat robot suit and pushing him out. What is the symbolism of this?
>>154738213You're conflicted between rikishi who win honorably and rikishi who win at all costsYou should cheer for one that does bothHow about Wakatakakage
>>154738257>How about Wakafujiryoga
>>154737898You know you've made it when they sell plushies of you.
>>154738338Me on the right.
>>154738338Seriously, how in the fuck can he actually see? I know Nishikigi is legally blind but this is ridiculous.
>>154725253Legit better than 99% of Makuuchi slop nowadays.
>>154738471Do you think he has to tilt his head way back to look people in the eye and read signs?
>>154725253>Fujinokawa v Onosato, March 2026
>>154735313Henka. Not even once.
>bottom rank maegashira is in the yusho race>bottom rank juryo is in the yusho race>bottom rank makushita is in the yusho race>dohyo was lowered by 3 centimeterscoincidence? I think NOT!
https://hochi.news/articles/20260518-OHT1T51068.html>summer tour is getting even longerdamn they really don't want onosato recovering
>>154739797>basho are on a cycle of two months>tour begins about a week after the 15 day basho ends>lasts 28 days all around the country, until about 8-10 days before the next basho>out of stable group training sessions to travel to leading up to basho>travel to basho for 15 daysBeing a sekitori sucks ass. You're basically never actually at your stable.
zak edging demotion just to feel something
>>154731106Good lord. I guarantee his dumb ass is gonna come out blinking to the dohyo, get steamrolled, then drop out.
>>154740009Is he kadoban this Basho?
>>154740418We will find out today...
>moriurara is now on 40 straight makekoshismoribros...
>>154740571worstwingmanever
Why is Koga so shit?
>>154740882Because he doesn't trim his eyebrows
>>154740571Rather 40 straight makekoshis than 1 gay one.
>>154740418on 7 straight KK's
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>425fuck off danfag
@154742514retard
>>154742514>154742488>488based thread blessed by moot himself
>>154740571Moriurara can't even do foot sliding warm ups. He should be taken to a farm upstate and be put out of his misery.
>>154743202Oh that's gore of my comfort rikishi...
a rikishi just fucking died
ENHOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
cute
ok now that the enho meme is dead and out of the yusho race, who will actually win juryo now? kazuma?
>>154747387still Enho
Kayo on his way to Makushita
I don't want Kazuma in Makuuchi..He's too ogre-like..
>>154747428There is already an ogre in makuuchi...
>3-2He's never started this well without getting kachi-koshi... I still have hope.
>>154746681was it in makushita? which fight?
>>154747590it was the March-basho in 2021.So far as I remember, he died in hospital few days later.I dont remember the name.
>>154747428Accept it, for your sake.
>>154747590Yeah. Yumenofuji I think. Had to be pulled out by a stretcher.
>>154747590yumenofuji vs kyota>>154747387yes, but enho is still in, only 2 losses behind kazekeno
>>154747590Yumenofuji. >>154747618That was Hibikiryu, and he died a month later. Different thing.
>>154747624future yokozuner
>>154747630there was again a deadly incident recently?
>>154747649Just a bad fall for now. Alas! The video was posted in the gay thread. >>154746920
>>154747649Yeah its been a real holocaust
>>154747642He looks so sloppy, I hate it.
> *squeezes your bun*
lol, Kirishima's head is glistening.
>Shishi still got a few cheersour retard's golden heart shines through his villainous actions :)
>>154747642he looks like a final fantasy slime as a human
>>154747708
MidnightSumo is _______
>>154747783the best sumo streamer that we all watch!
>>154747783not thread related
THAT'S MY BOY! DEWANORYUUUUU!
babatame will be ranked higher than roga by the end of the year lol
>>154747799your mom is not thread related
you rang?
>>154747824Sorry, wrong number.
Watch Shishi henka every match now
>>154747824Is that Koto a hole or Koto show hole?
lmao he fucking tried it
>>154747830Um...
>>154747843lmao this fucking ape man
holy shit is shishi really that predictable lol
OUR RETARD
Now that's how it's done.
>>154747783worse at his job than datasumo and super salty about it
Yeah, but nobody would expect three henka in a row, would they...
>>154747897this but i wish datasumo would just get rid of all the dogshit AI art. fucking unbearable to look at and doesnt add anything to the experience
ABEMA is broken?
>>154747931Never mind. False alarm.
>>154747931nhk wins again
>>154747897havent tried datasumo. What makes him better? Does he loving banning as much as middy?
>>154747944
HE'S BACK
I'm so disappointed in Asahakuryu's performance this baho.
TAMAWASHI!!!I BELIEVE !!!STAY IN MAKUUCHI FOR THE NEXT 10 YEARS !!!!
is chiyoshoma the most mongolian looking jap ?
>>154748010Maybe because he is mongolian and not a jap
>>154748010Anon...I...
>>154748018>>154748019
> THEY CAN'T HOLD AWAY OUR LOVE, KUSANO
>>154748077>But- but I'm Churanoumi...
>>154747951What it's like to chew 5gum
>>154748083
>>154748123lolbrb, gonna go jerk it to Marilyn Monroe.
Well fought
wakker takker
bandage... on the dohyo...
>>154748219>>154748213looks bad. might need amputation.
Why is there two threads fucking danfag
lol
let's gooo
Wow he definitely looked concussed there
He's done
My man marching to the back to find a dark room to hide in, his brain is mush
Chaos lord
11-4 5 man playoff incoming
Call the clowns, we are going to need a bigger car
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