KO 12:30PM UKUnited: Lammens, Dalot, Martinez, Maguire, Shaw, Casemiro, Mainoo, Cunha, Fernandes (c), Diallo, Mbeumo.>Subs: Bayindir, Dorgu, Heaven, Malacia, Mazraoui, Yoro, Mount, Ugarte, Zirkzee.Forest: Sels, Netz, Morato, Milenkovic, Williams, Dominguez, Anderson, Hutchinson, Gibbs-White (c), Jesus, Wood.>Subs: Victor, Ortega, Sangare, Awoniyi, Yates, Cunha, McAtee, Bakwa, Abbott.
FUCK anime
>>154715653Based
>>154715653fpbp
Man Utd to get turned over
could see one of these teams winning this if they score more goals than the other side
>>154716130this is the level of analysis that keeps me coming back
casemiro hattrick for his last ol trafford game
>>154716130
Apparently its the mammal with the pointiest eyes, eyes that pop out their head... Steve
Too many teams with nothing to play for
is there anything in play? please don't tell me I woke up at 5:00 am for nothing.
>>154716444Man Utd's dignity as they realise they locked themselves to a manager going through the new manager bounce
>>154716478Forest look to be doing the same
Big Zirk status?
COUNTRY ROADSTAKE ME HOME
>>154716444I'm up early as well to see if the Irish fella is going to bet on forest
red collar just looks wrong
>>154716505already contacted his agent to look for a new club.
stripes on the new shirt a bit girthy
Carrick at the wheel
I'm from the future. The score is 1-1. check this digits
>forest
lucky git
That's it. Shaw to start every England game in the WC.
>turns on TV>already 1-0What
Doesn’t feel like a mug day today
should count as Penandes assist
>>154716623i have been feeling like he is going to get cucked from even matching the record
James Corden
liversissies in absolute tatters
where the FUCK is sesko
Half-time record goes today btw
Incredible the amount of shit Ten Bald bought, most are out or nearly out
Fucking missed the goal
>>154716649Mad how when Carrick fails the narrative will be "same players throwing another manager under the bus"
Bruno will never break that record
i missed the goal
small teamsdead thread
I'm watching a south american stream and noticed how the commentator always says "Charlie Sheen" in reference to Maguire. Are they supposed to look alike?
can west ham beat newcastle later lads
amad is utter gashin every way
>>154716761>can [assortment of adult males] beat current NewcastleYes eminently possible
I don't like the new kit desu.
>>154716761bruno's back, newcastle will be playing at home and motivated to finish above sunderand plus the scriptwriters won't allow tottenham to get relegated
>>154716751top lol
>>154716765Unironically think he's much older than he's supposed to be, he had a whole fake passport scandal that nobody talks about
Why does he wear the mask
>mBUMo
almost a 10/10 counter-attack.
>Play Counter Attack FC>Leave yourselves open for the counter attack
Gibbs white is a useless fucking wog
>>154716751That's Pons, some old cringe Argie nonse.
>>154716839What has he even done recently?
>>154716858No room for it mate
>>154716796It's West Ham.
>>154716902someone cast a hex on him whilst he was in afcon
>>154716900I think he's the same guy who sings every time someone scores a goal?
BANGARANGA!
>>154716949Yup, that's him.
anyone notice how the crowd is always 99% white when you see them close up in the background, but when it cuts to a shot of the crowd reacting to something it'll almost always be indians or arabs or blacks?
I wish Gibbs-White was called Gibbs-Black
Playing Minecraft with this on in the background
oh baby
wth Lammens almost repeated his error again
>>154716970this but my commercials
bruno shooting to make them think he's not after the record
>>154716973Nigs-White we call him
>>154716970the premier league has been told by the government to promote diversity by doing that
>>154717015He won't get it. Cursed record
If Bruno doesn't get the record I'll blame Mbuemo for being shit
>>154717032post hands
>>154717015if sesko hadn't thrown the ball into the net making it impossible to replay the goal/assist throughout history, Bruno would already have the record
>>154717068Mbeumo*
>>154717068Mbummo*
bruno's been shit
Mbeumo was starting to become good under Amorim, but now he's become shit under Carrick
Tuchel is watching...
>>154717114Pointless thoughMan Utd don't have any english players and Maguire will go even if he had a broken leg
Is Shaw going to the world cup
>>154717150the mukbang world cup maybe
>>154717140that's true only one team on the pitch
Please do not make any off-topic posts during half-time
>sky sports coverage of the premier league is sponsored by the british armyhmmm
Just watched the whole Rousey-Carano fight
FPL gave the assist to Bruno but they always do that
>>154717241It was a good 10 seconds
half-time scran. bosh you bloody benchods.
>>154717068um akshually, if you check the advanced stats his xA (expected assists) are much lower than his actual assistsif anything if he is close to the record is thanks to his teammates
There's no competition for england places. The same piss wizards go to all competitions
Liverssy 'ere? Oi hav' a message for 'im...
>>154717299give us a bit
wtf
MBOOMI WHY
LMAO MBUMMER
mBUMo
Sexo would've buried that
>Not even 100 posts for a United game in the first halfDead leagueDead sportDead webseite
more like mmmmmburger
>>154717541there's not much to play for here desu
the score is 1-1
muggods feastin rn
no way Shaw is wearing shin guards. I thought they were mandatory, at least they were when I played
would be great if poonited lost and they'd have to stop going on about that 100 year record every time they play at home
KEK
>>154717562I wanna see the record being broken
Lol lmao
CARRICK OUT
>>154717541It's 3 am in india
/mug/mug/mug/mug/mug/
VARchester trying to rule this out
>>154717605That's a lot of corner assists but okay
NOT SO FAST
HOWEVER
handball
KWAB defending
it is 2-1 United
Shaw not scored since 2023Morata not scored since 2022...
beautiful game
Who’s your favourite Bulgarian footballer of all time?
obvious handball
another 10mil added for Anderson
kek that's getting done for handball
Kekkkkk
controls it with his armhas to be ruled out
Handball
not a handball
>goal>players don't celebrate until reffies allow it
>>154717631Anything for less Arsenal records
controlled it with his arm
how is this even a question? he controlled the ball with his arm
>Five minute stoppage for obvious handball
>>154717672Game is gone
Why do we need this carry on its clear as day
>>154717672That's why I am glad our league said no to VAR. It isn't good enough for it anyways and it ruins matchgoing experience. Think we are the only ones who said no.
>>154717684games gone
why does he need to look at it more than onceany handball leading to a goal is ruled out
FUCK GARY NEVILLENOT A HANDBALL
lmao ref has lost his mind
maybe when they show the cartoon replay he doesn't stop the ball with his arm
based ref
HOLY RIGGITONI
Fuck off
>>154717650stoichkov because i don't know any other
They beat VAR...
LMAONEVILLE IS SEETHING
Hahaha why even rig this
lol putting 100€ carrick is winning the title next year
lel
what the fuck is this rigging
HOLY REF
LMAO RIGGED
HAHAHAHAHA NO FUCKING WAY HE GIVES THATBASED REFFIE
Only Man Utd
RIGGED
el riggi
that's unbelievable
gary neville sperging out on commentary lmao what a twat
lololol
>>154717729fucking off the scale in recent weeks
"I don't know what to think now"
this ref is going back to league one next season
United are refereed differently
BASEDFUCK VARFAGS
>>154717717There was a pretty famous Bulgarian who played for Manchester United mate…
VARchester united
I love football but I really struggle to take this sport seriously now
>>154717743That's a man
VARchester
Disgrace
YANITED, YANITED, YANITED
>>154717650Krassimir balakov
Good fuck Gary Neville kek
worst PL refereeing decision all season
This is why you should always criticize the ref. Carrick did that after Leeds and here we are now
that was an Arsenal level of ref favour
>>154717717>not remembering Ivanov or any of the 1994 WC meme squad
how do manchester clubs get away with such blatant cheating?
>the cheque cleared
gary neville can suck a fuck
>>154717755yeah, i remember him just after i posted itpeople here say that chicharito ended his career lmao
I'm speechless
>>154717752ur right m8, united has been getting scammed over and over so much that they are trying to even the score a bit
>>154717792she split with him and is now on the carousel
today's seething over a completely meaningless game is proudly sponsored by the big 6 cartel
i feel for you ABUs you can't catch a break
Its a no brainer
>>154717743Xochitl has a beautiful face, and a great ass, but she REALLY needs to get bolt-ons
good to know that it's now legal to trap and control the ball using your arm
>>154717785Because the media don't cover it properly. Silva punched a Brentford player last week, stayed on the pitch, was barely even mentioned
Not only is it ridiculous but probably first time ever a ref went to the monitor and disagreed with var, ref is from just outside Manchester btw
Bald fraud.
>went for a poo>miss two goalsWas a very sloppy poo too
>>154717784i was 1 year old dude, give me a break
Need to put an end to referees rigging games for manchester clubs, it's getting out of hand.Now observe the forest of nottingham winning this 3-2.
>>154717817they do the VAR review 2 weeks after the decisions and they never get picked up on unless one of them benefits arsenal
>>154717816Mac Allister did it at the start of the season, raised his arm way above his head even, no penalty to Palace
fucking ell mboomo is dogshit
Kinder bueno wtf
bruno is going to kill mbeumo
holy fucking riggi
he's not even matching the record
FUCKS SAKE THAT WAS IT
STOP SCAMMING THE RECORD REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
POST IT
genuinely feels illegal that allowed goal
Mbumbum is on a mission
Take this moron off. He has been shit for months
>>154717880the ref?
>>154717812disagree
who can Carrick get this summer to score sum fucking goals?
utd penbruno steps uptouches it slightly and cunha smashes it inbruno equals the record
>>154717903mBUMo has been shit for half the season. he clearly has confidence issues, get him off
Another great win for the PGMOL Six
>>154717917kane
the little assistician
it's beyond ridiculousintentionally controls it with his arm
fernandes keeps passing instead of shooting to get assistshe's sabotaging the team for personal goals
>>154717783What a fucking retard you are kek
>>154717940it's gotta be
>>154717965>it's beyond ridiculous>intentionally controls it with his arm
>>154717916>pasties showinglol what a whore
>>154717825>Preston>Just outside Manchester
they've never lost while leading at half time because the refs won't let it happen
>>154717967their place in the table is set. it's sabotaging nothing
My Sunday lunch has just arrived!
>>154717967who cares nothing is on the line
forest going all out ngubu.
>>154717967more like personal ASSISTS HAHAHA
>>154717988A light meal for one man
>>154717810Yeah, United won so much these last few years after all. Wait, didn't they win EL last year?
oh it's a handball now is it
#MUNNFO – 55’ After VAR review, the referee stuck with the original decision to award a goal to Manchester United. Referee announcement: “After review, the decision of goal stands because the handball offence is accidental, therefore the final decision is goal.”
>>154717992ABUs are missing family time for this
>>154717988scrantastic
why is bruno captain he's such a petulant cunt
>>154718026KEEEK look at him >>154718010
>Netz>Isn't a keeperNominative determinism bros...
>>154717795Berbatov was pushed out of the club by manure fans during the season he was EPL top scorer. They didn't think he worked hard enough for the club, which show what fucking retards they are.
>>154717988looks pre-digested
someone at afcon put a hex on mbummo and amaddo. no other explanation
>>154717988Doesn't look very healthy but once a month I'm sure this is fine
>>154718020accident, mistake, tit
the ref is clearly on the assburgers index because everyone could see no united player celebrating the goal, so they knew it wasn't legit
>>154718020When is the last time something like this happened?I recall it happened a couple of times before in europe but must've been a long time since then
>>154718060they were always shit tho
>>154718045Because Captaincy don't matter in futbol and he is their best player by a wide margin.
>>154717988you need more sauce
>>154718020Fucking fraud
>>154718002good one>>154718020awful reasoning, most handballs are accidental, that's not what the rule is about
get amad and mbummo offabsolute shitters
NEVER DOUBTED HIM
they can't give that to lil Penandesthey just fucking can't
BRUNOOOO
>>154718069arsenal didn't get a pen against forest when ola ainu kept the ball in play with his armonly thing i can think of that's comparable
Honestly could not give a slightest fuck about this record. It's not even an official record its just Opta stats collected which doesn't even cover all of premier league history. Not to mention the range of retarded shite you can get credited with an assist for.
It's happened
20000000
BRUNO BRUNO BRUNOOOOOOOOOOO
BRUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUNO
HOLY SHIT WHERE WERE YOU WHEN BRUNO BROKE THE RECORD ( I WAS SHITTING)
it's on
Piss off rat fucker
ABU troons will have a proper melty when he wins pfa player of the year lmao
MY BOY DID IT!!!
>>154717988>>154718075>you need more sauceMy missus doesn’t approve of me spending £1.99 a time on the takeaways own hot sauceso instead I’m just going to put some of this on from Aldi That okay?
>>154717988looks like a big momma's foot clippings you mucky twatget some proper scran down the gullet>>154718109F
>>154718109
>>154718020This can't be real
>>154718134absolutely fine
>>154718129>"you can't win Player of the Year if your team didn't win the title!">David Ginola PFA Player of the Year 1998-99
Damn.
What a finish.
>>154718120Doesn't this tie?
>>154718142It gets more and more brazen every year
NOT OVER YET
Imagine if Amad or Dalot or anyone else in the right flank can cross too
lmaowhat a based deflection
excellent closing down there, shaw
Ohnonono
Betfair about a minute ahead of Sky there
gibbs-medatforest winning would be justice but this bent ref won't let that happen
fever dream game
Big Zirk
>Lammens watches the ball go in, has no reaction episode 19no refunds
MGW >>> BellinghamGet him on the plane
why are they playing so hard its not like it matters?
how many?
ABUs bubbling
club legend
>you have to have a very cold heart not to be pleased for bryan mbuemofaggot commentators he fucking cheated
>zirkzeeFUCK I never wanted to see that nappy fuck again after last week
UNC
>>154718150>Player's player of the year*
Can't get over how fat Casemiro's face is are we sure he's not having a constant allergic reaction?
they're gonna recycle my nigga casemiro
goodbye unc ;_;
>Malacia is still thereFucking leech man.
>>154718254the man just loves eating honey
the kid touching the glass on casemiros exit had zero effect on me
>>154718249I didn't name the award, not my fault it is a retarded name.
united tourists acting like they didn't constantly insult casemiro for the last 2/3 years
casemiro close to tears because he now has to watch mason mount try to play football
>mount has been here for 3 yearswhere does the time go
based classy casemiro getting a yellow as usual
gonna miss him
>>154718211De Gea did that for every shot he didn't think he had a chance to save and it led to every goal he conceded being labelled "no chance for De Gea!"
Bruno could have FOUR assists in this match
Why does the pitch look so shit?
fuck that would have been the perfect assist 21, dorgu, you CUNT
Wish me luck, /mug/bros.
CAM ON FOREST
>>154718026>>154718050Warra trophy for penchester
>>154718298Only aerial threat apart from rare slab head
>>154718321now post the confirmed bet and not the slip
>>154718134Get the Lidl one instead instead. I refuse to ever shop at Aldi again after working for them
>>154718281BOSS
if all his assists had been like that it'd be fair enoughbut half of them were corners and touching the ball from a free kick before a blooter
>>154718329soogs sexo
>>154718331KWAB
Kwab
what happened to getting booked for dissent?
>>154717983Literally a commuter town
>>154718356>>154718361NPCs in the chat
>>154718329that's great now let's see the feet
>>154718338>>154718281UCL football unironically means he'll be 250k a week next season
>Zikshitjust fucking shoot him already
>>154718362Doesn't apply when wearing a Varchester shirt
-1 for big Zirk
>>154718321Absolute madman best of luck
big zirk...
>>154718329what does it smell like bros
>>154718337Don’t live near a LidlWhat’s wrong with working for Aldi? I hear the pay is okay by retail standards?
>>154718340look at how zirkzee received that pass from bruno and you'll understand how hard it is to get 20 open-play assists.
>Carrick won't sell Mount because they are friendsNepotism at work
>>154718134Your pretend missus is a keeper lad
>>154718385Can't, I'm phone posting still
>>154718336Oh, but you should do it for me.
>Bruno Ward-Prowse actually assisted from open play Holy shit
bruno dragging 20 out of these dipshits really is something special
>>154718412who's gonna take his ass off, his salary with UCL bump is back being 250kpw
>>154718403arse
>>154718412who is going to buy mount?
>>154718340why didn't other players just do that tho. are they stupid?
>>154718412Who the fuck would buy Mount? You realise he'd have to walk away from a mega contract?
Oh those two are absolute donkeys fucking hell
>>154718397Based.
>>154718423thishenry did it in prime arsenalde bruyne did it in prime citybruno did it with mbummo
-2 for big Zirk
>xir/xhe>poono
>fresh off the bench>slowest on the pitchwhat a striker
>>154718316Becausr it resides in Old Toilet
>>154718465awoniyi? yeah he's terrible
All 3 strikers that Amorim signed have scored 10 goals this seasonApologize
should have conceded 3 in last 10 min
>>154718486it was INEOS' job thoughbeit
ERAwhy are they rigging such a pointless match
>>154718356>>154718374Warra trophy
>8 (EIGHT) minutesLet's go, Forestbros.
>+until bruno assists
we win the long game ABU brosasterisk wins like this just solidify Carrick (also known as the Mancunian Southgate) for extra years
this should be like 4-4 or something
>Are you Celtic in disguisekek
mass paddy suicide event when bruno breaks the record
>>154718507you are extremely mentally ill
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>>154718346Bare fax
>>154718533kek
>>154718543did you miss the handball earlier?
i like casemiros wife
>>154718553>>154718555NPCs in the chat
>>154718564not bad for mtf
that has to be the slowest nigger alive
>>154718533What did they mean by this?
carrickball requires rigging to beat forest at home
Big Zirk manages to make everything seem really difficult
>zirk
-3 for big Zirk. He got his negative hatty :)
>>154718564my friend's gf looks like this she's about 6 foot tall
xir/xhe is so shitthank you ten hag
fuck celtic
FUUUUAUAAAAAAAAAAAAARKKKKKKKKKKk
big zirk is so painful to watch holy shit
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Troll post holy fuck
Bruno bros...
>>154718603>she
>>154718404At their warehouse. Work you so hard and yet flip out if you ever make one error even a tiny one and management ignore clear bullying by their department leads. Pay wasn't bad but they are cutting corners to save money after wasting 2 fucking billion on a new shipping system. I could go on.
Lmfaooo
Dalot looking sharper than Zirk there
fuck i wish that went it so that would have been the record breaking assist
they would've given that as an assist lmao
zirk should be put into a circus cannon and shot somewhere far, for comedic effect
DUH DUH DUH DUHCASEMIRO
>You can break the assist record>The next touch is Dalot
>>154718627wow that is exactly what I was thinking
why didn't just give it to his right wtf
dock that nigger's week of pay
Should have been 10-2
Bruno assist....
ZIRKZEEE YOU FUCKING SHIT
I don't really watch ManU but Zirkzee is leaving next season right? I don't think he's got the thing to be a striker. he's way too mid.
>>154718613>Jamie BrysonThe absolute city of (you)
STOP THE COUNT
-5
Charity game ahh ending
based sels
Knew it wasn't going in the moment it went to xir/zee
Bruno should’ve had 5 assists this game.
yeah 20 assists in this team is godlike.
in an alternate universe big zirk has done a lewwy and scored 5
>Zirk
AIEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
big zirk!
KEK BIG ZIRKKK
>>154718653Bruno could've gotten like SIX assists this match, but Zirkzee wasted like 3 of them
fuck off big zirk just fuck off
>>154718653yes
>>154718613>Posting Wee Jamie unironicallyAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHA
ABUs scuttling back to their rancid incel hovels
>>15471867020 assists in this team, while shoved in DM for half a season.
Based zirk
Nigga what
Sels working his tits off while his defence have their flip flops on
>>154718507Getting ready for next season
>>154718653my boy big zirk just needs more time
Objective for the next game: GIVE BRUNO THE FUCKING BALL
suck my puckered arsehole, ABUs
>>154718701brighton fighting for UCLpoonited are getting smashed
>Brighton final gameNo assist record for Bruno it's over
>>154718670It was 30 big chances before this game and only 12 of them turned into open play goals
Rigged
>>154718701Brighton is ManU SLAYER. Danny Welbeck HATTRICK
never let them forget about that handball when they complain about reffies being ABUs
>>154718709make a deal before the game, one assist for Bruno in exchange for a win to seal UCL
>>154718688Doesn't matter where you play when they are set pieces lad
>>154718451Henry did it all from open play and not via spamming crosses into the box
Carrick should sing the Arne Slot song like Klopp
Did Bruno finally broke the prem record or his teammates being bums as usual?
>>15471874030 big chances from open play (plus whatever he had from today), any other top half attacking line up and he would have hit 20 several matches ago and with a lower rate of set piece assists. That said, people count dead ball goals the same as regular goals, I see no reason to not do the same for dead ball assists.
>>154718761henry 20de bruyne 20bruno 20
>>154718742was harder to register an assist back then as wellmerely touching the ball wasn't enough
>>1547187422 of his 20 were from corners, he was corner taker for that Arsenal team
ABUs are deranged lmao listen to them whine about these assists
>>154718785how many corners for bruno and KDB?also how many goals did they score?henry had 24
>>154718792they are truly broken and sadspiritually if not actually trooned out
>>154718772>any other top half attacking line up and he would have hit 20 several matches ago and with a lower rate of set piece assists.You never know that desu, Liverpool walked the league last year and Salah should've had about 10 more assists than he already did
Nooooo casemiro who's going to do the 67 next season
his wife just picked the smallest shirt size available didn't she
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>>154718806Both of those players were playing in better teams, with better players. Henry especially you should consider the quality of the Arsenal team compared to the rest of the teams (the gulf in quality between big teams and the rest was much, much bigger in that era) and for KDB, literally every single player in that team was world class. Can't say that for Bruno, which is what makes it remarkable.But anyway, you'll never stop seething about United and Bruno. Suffer in your jocks LMAO
>>154718871holy based
>>154718871it really is pathetic to see seething irish flags isn't it
Liversissy has been BUCKBROKEN
>>154718742>Henry did it all from open play>HURRRRR SKY SPORTS SAID IT IN A GRAPHIC SO IT MUST BE TRUE DURRRRRRR
comical refereeing, genuinely losing interest in the PL might just pick a random bundesliga team and follow that instead
>>154718740give it up lad
>CRAAWWWWLIIINNG INNNN MY SKINNNNNNN
is anyone able to explain to me how it was not a handballi genuinely do not understand
>>154718871Manure plays with full tanks every week, 5 sub meme keeps players fresher. Manure will be back on their station when you're playing twice every week and Puno gasses out
>>154719079It probably should have been called handballBut the justification will be something like:>It was accidental>It hit another part of his body before deflecting to his arm>The play continued, he took a shot that was blocked, the ball deflected into the face of a different Forest player before coming to Cunha who scored, which puts some distance between the accidental handball and the goalThe VAR mistake is probably that they told the referee that they considered that Mbuemo intentionally controlled with his arm and that clearly wasn't true
>>154719079Rigged for yanited
>>154719079Riggity pissini
>>154718738I'll never stop enjoying your delicious salt
Geez you'd think Casemiro won league titles and a ucl with Man United the way they were carrying on
>irrelevant meaningless game>nearly 500 repliescrazy how big the prem is
