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>dabres
>>154725805
bud + 1 = trb
>>154725812and have you seen his wife? she's the warden!
will he be generational talent?
Rod could coach me to bench 3pl8
For me it's mcdavid buying beer after winning the 2024 conference final against dallas
>>154725805>>154725805Hockey fights next week. Make sure you tune in so they do more
>>154725857he could, but then he'd have to kill ya
>>154725850if only he had chosen happiness and married draisaitl
>>154725853nah he'll be the next lafreniere
>>154725853lack of a hockey boyfriend and being in toronto will hinder him
My penguins );
>>154725914you can watch didney at the worlds
is this a normal thing in tampa households?
>>154725853If my team won the draft lottery then yes of course. But they didn't so he's actually going to be a bust.
>JVOEL
my avies play this week!
>>154725939god i wish it were me in that brap cage...
>>154725939my wife and her bf D'quan do this to me when we watch the Flyers!
>>154725961why tf is he pointing a telescope at the wall
>>154725853he doesn't have that oomph factor. no swag either. just a cookie cutter journeyman. same for parekh.
The conference finals better be good Gary!
just walked out on my job lads
>>154726059why? did it suck?
>>154726059based
>>154726033based jersery choice
>>154726076>retail wagie>literally no local management, upper management constantly ghosts you unless you threaten to leave>expects you to work 12+ hour days, alone for most of it>sends no help for stock even if you're weeks behind and constantly begging for even one extra employee>doesn't pay out vacation hoursnah it was greatalso shoutouts to how they refused to transfer (or even just fire) the guy that moved to the next town over and expected us to ferry him in and out every single day with gas prices being what they are (of course this didn't count as a travel expense)
why are minnesotans such dirty cunts?
>>154726132why do womeme players have the goalie cage
>>154726121Damn, that sounds like hell.
>>154726121congrats bro but I hope you have another job lined up
I'm not gay but I want to live in a log cabin in the woods with MSL. We won't ever have sex, but there will be a simmering erotic undercurrent as I stand in the kitchen window watching him tighten his ass as he chops wood, shirtless, sweat pouring off his body. I'll run upstairs and masturbate, the entire time forcing myself to think of women while my thoughts drift back to St-Louis. I won't be able to climax and I'll eventually go back downstairs, angry. Sometimes we will look across the table and catch each other's eyes, and in that second, anything is possible, but we both deny ourselves and go back to what we were doing. One day one of us will die, and the other will bury him outside the log cabin. Then he'll go inside, pen a brief missive to his departed friend, and commit suicide, never able to deal with life without his one true platonic love.
>it was 3-1
>>154726132Minnesota women are high test
>>154726121No longer your problem, good job.
this bitch is a freak
He did nothing wrong.
>>154726185this but tage thompson
We /hersche/ in here.
>>154726435That's physics for ya!
>>154725861My pops was 8-12 when Isles were winning their Cups and lived not too far from where Trottier grew up (southern Saskatchewan). Still an Islanders fan today, despite his best efforts.
Imagine being a fan of the Islanders
>>154726538
>>154726132britta curl is from north dakota which is a sort of Chud Minnesota
>>154726659both of these teams need a warning about choking hazards
>>154726691No wonder Gary won't give the Dakotas a fair shake at a team.
GO SAGS GO>GO SAGS GOGO SAGS GO>GO SAGS GO
>>154726659Statstards need to be gassed
I'm gonna eat so many wings tomorrow like 30 probably
bizarre start to the game
>>154726715We have the Force and Stampede to keep us occupied.
>>154726733What game
>>154726726t. gaybres fangay
>>154726785game these nuts haha gottem
>>154726799does pulju still do the tongue thing
>>154726799>germany>hungary wake me when he has points against non-meme teams
>>154726799>barkovkek. knew that fag was fine to play for months now.
>>154726803Alright fuck it then I'll try again tomorrow
-2 Vancouverkek
>>154726799wasnt ror having gay sex on didneys boat?
harvey dent
Why doesn't Team Great Britain have that murder that they clapped for on their roster for this event?
>>154726917wasn't that a black canadian guy
Weird I’m looking through the playoff schedule and I can’t seem to see the stars.
>>154726941that was a fucking retarded thing to say but im at work right now and it made me laugh
>>154726926He's more british than canadian.
>>154726941DALLAS>SAARSDALLAS>SAARSDALLAS>SAARSDALLAS>SAARSDALLAS>SAARSDALLAS>SAARS
hey guys
Not watching the IIHF while sid isn't captain
>>154726988>the shitty of dullass>the great shart of tejeetas
Of course now Taylor Hall is playing like a #1 overall pick.
who is the ryan fitzpatrick of the nhl?
>>154727089anthony duclair or max domi
>>154727089one of the van reimsdyks
>>154727080he needed time
>>154727068Retard
>>154727068he'll retire soon
Only shit games on tonight
et le buuut! >mildkitties
why did the habs let in 8 goals?
>>154727382They suck
how is patrick roy the best head coach to have played goalie? why are goalies so retarded?
>>154727391>
>newfags and rapeyyeah im out
>>154727382this thing tells me buffalo has allowed more goals overall>>154726659why is that?
>>154727382Ass.
>>154727416You have to be a retard to block shots all day
>>154727416they're too autistic to coach
luongo could coach
Still zero zero stingrays everblades...
>>154727259>>154727267Bet both of these uncs are greyer and balder then our sid
>>154727738I used to go to stingrays games when I was in the navy, that arena was dope
Nick Shirley is making a video on hockey
Shirley is a girls name
>>154727928Should Gary be worried?
>>154727928Why
New to hockey here. How do I "get pucks deep"?
>>154728049stop posting here
>>154728077and go work on my game? Got it. Thanks!
>the city of Saguenay is going to Kelowna to vie for the Meme-orial Cup unless the Wildcats do something in the last 8 bing or so >I'm confident this is Over
>the city of Charleston Everblades up two points quick and going to Semis, I reckon
dreading monday lads
Think its a holiday tomorrow here
>>154728007Not sure he mentioned it in his uk rally speech. Maybe he’s coming to Canada for the Stanley cup finals.
>>154728370Victoria Day
100 years ago /hoc/ would have been drafting into the marine core
>>154728408100 years ago i would have been posting >rags
>>154728394Getting a pretty good free fireworks show from some folks at the baseball diamond across the way
victoria i ardly know er
Miss my Flames, bros
What team would the 1st Empress of India want to win ?
A hundred years ago, I would have been a Dapper Dan man>I'm a modern-day Dapper Dan man, as well, and some things never change with time, like having hair so greasy it's technically a fire hazard Be certain to work with your CO to see if Dapper Can is approved in your work section >Bye-bye and Buy Bonds, /hoc/
the chicoutimi saguenéens are your 2026 courteau cup champions
>>154728422Neat
gg, Kitties >see you next year
gg, Charleston>Estero is going to the Kelly Cup Final, likely to play Toledo
>>154728374Why would come to Canada for the Stanley cup finals when the finals will be played in the U.S.?
>>154728543Will your customs agents let him cross the border? He's a high-profile provocateur
Huomenta but the opposite
>>154728596
sex with emily kaplan in the missionary position while maintaining eye contact the entire time
>>154728408I would like to think I'm enough of a physical and moral coward to be a draft dodger, but I also have a lot of "go along to get along" in me
>>154728669https://www.youtube.com/shorts/BKx1ss-hKNE?feature=share
worst thread ive literally ever seen
habs? more like crabs haha
>>154728408>into the marine core
>>154728797we dont respect french here
>>154728815I'm sorry, Canada, what were you saying? I was too busy watching a team win the Gilles-Courteau and thinking fondly of baguettes while I polish the blade for my guillotine >Mon Dieu!
>>154726435God I wish that was tomorrow
>>154726955No, he's African
it's retarded to have to travel for just one game. Make the playoffs 2-3-2 to make it easier for everyone.
>>154728797This ain’t grammar school
Jesus loves you, but I don't.
>>154728967Jesus wasnt a real human being Neil degrass tyson exposed that myth
>>154728942Well, the Marine Corps wouldn't take that slack attitude, grunt, you'd be peeling potatoes and pressing and doing other disciplinary type military crap cause the Corps is Hard Core>for more information about the Corps, please see my Father, or my Long Dead Grandfather, Shorty
>>154728973Neil Degress thinks men and women are the same and there's no differences in athletic performance.
I would be in the toxic rotten core
>>154728994o Bud, we summon thee, please rape this "man" to death, finish what you started and deliver us from evil
>>154729026banger
>>154728973Jesus was a real human bean, and a real hero.
>>154728537Thry saved all the action for the last period, well played.
>>154728457>team called saars>has a cow for a logo and some indian looking blades>versus a logo that is shaped like a toilet seatgreat question
>>154729101Victoria being German also hated the French
only shit teams tomorrow
might watch mussolini: son of the century
my "smart lights" keep flickering feels like im in a god damn david lynch movie
>>154729058we dont blaspheme the Lord here
>>154729170I have Phillips bulbs that do the same and I think its due to my poor rural power
>>154729144
fuck the rape apologists hereSHRINK THE GAME
K W A BWAB
Anyone wanna predict the score...?
can gary intervene somehow and make the games much more exciting
>>1547294173-3 after two periods.
knights play wednesday
laila's practically begging for my cock PLAPPLAPPLAP
Golden knights mentioned (probably not for the first time)
interesting development in the evander kane situationhim de-escalating a situation while looking for his passporthttps://i.4cdn.org/wsg/1779076322445408.mp4here he talks to the cops: https://i.4cdn.org/wsg/1779076443503141.mp4
>>154728003I love watching a master craftsman at work
>>154729705Wtf
Are you guys excited for season 2 of heated rivalry?
yeah just put two upper zynnies in
>>154729705>her evidence is him being a level headed reasonable personkek.
>>154726407what a slut
>>154729705Gary should have known that adding Vegas would endanger the players and their families health
bro's they're coping again
>>154729705Are we sure the herpes didn't come from her?
>>154729788true kwab
>>154729807She had options clearly.
>>154729705lmao what a dumb slut. what did she expect
i'm so frickin jealous of the sharksi wish alyssa would come to a leafs game
sharkie widda wig :3
LIKE MUSSOLINI
>>154729884iyo got married bro
>>154729740i didnt recognise him at first because he is smiling
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VF8LMQQ0rEw
Mentally GLASSWhole team full of PUSSIES
>>154729886her jap is dimes
>>154729912cool i don't know anything about him other than he was in new japan
Wrestlefags SCRAM
>>154729904Didn't they go on to score 7 goals after that?
>>154729904No goalie has been great this series
>>154729740Anticipating the supervillain gary arc.Meanwhile ignoring the hetshit hockey romance show.
Mitch Marner winning a Conn Smythe would be pretty fucking hilarious
nova scotians are ubermenchen mountainchads and that's why they dominate hockey
>>154730176maybe that's why gary unleashed the mystery brain disease in that part of the country
>>154730176Nova Scotia is one of the blander provinces
marner's gonna win it all for mcdavid and bedard
>>154730175Why
>>154730179>>154730183>no mountains
wait what the fuck lmaohttps://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/New_Brunswick_neurological_syndrome_of_unknown_cause
>>154730190I have this and I also have the Brainerd diarrhea
>>154730190it's just gary doing everything he can to bring us down
do you ever yearn
they're saying stu skinner moved his whole family to calgary before he got traded
slopdown? cancelled
>>154730257was hampage im afraid
i'm not fearing cale makar if i'm on the ice
>>154730284Knights in 5
connor mcdavid has only ever fought* in his nhl career when: 1) leon draisaitl was slashed in the hands by pietrangelo2) leon draisaitl got shot at with a puck
>>154730312what are you saying these twinks are doing some hardfucking
>>154730531i'm envious of shannon's magnet collection
>>154730298already started to wear headwear to hide his baldingsad
>>154728457it's really amazing my habs managed to job hard enough to make me question whether they can do it. What a bunch of jobbers, I love them.
>>154730817So they're fags?I mean that limits alot for them.
>>154730932Woah woah woah woah woah, we don't say that here - we don't say the F-slur here on /hoc/.
>>154730817You got a problem with that chud?
>>154730979here in finland we call them "knights of the brown hole"
>>154730817>>154730932/hoc/ is for Allies, and if you have a problem with that? You have a problem with Me.
>>154730979Maybe thats why you faggots keep coming in behind us.
>>154731059Ayo this nigga letting dudes come in his behind
>>154731069jej, bodied that freak
>>154729886is that the fat one?
>>154730817>get eliminated from the playoffs>nobody can attend games in your rainbow barnDoesn't sound very inclusive.
>>154731313that just frees up the arena for orgies
>>154731093>jej>jenMental illness
>no fun allowed
>>154731382
Huomenta
>>154730707they're not good when forced to play in the middle of the night
>>154731448well well look who finally decided to bless us with his presence
Happy Canada elimination day /hoc/!
>>154731579in your dreams you newt
>>154731579What do they do today?
>>154731613kill the last remaining buffalo on planet retard.
gary's fucking punsters strike again!!!
>>154731668you're weird
>>154731579Let's be compassionate here. This is a tough day for them.
kek they woke up thinking about us AGAIN
>>154731738lick this
>>154731738dont they have those fancy pods for that in canada?
>>154731753nope we just have macemen who carry it out
Good morning /hoc/Happy hasb elimination day!
>>154731769you should try eliminating all the semen from my testicles because you can't, HABS REIGN SUPREME
>>154731778Yeah well maybe I can't stop coming either. Ever think of that?
>>154731577Got any coffee, Pekka?
