big bussy edition
first
what did AB mean by this?
what do you notice?
>general is dead maybe a cute girl will get your attention
>>154726102Bruh it's May
Mahomes will tear his achilles running onto the field in his first game back
Snoodball Sneedball Foodball Football
I just don't really care about basketball until I see an underdog team is doing well. If the Cavs or Knicks make the finals then I will watch. Baseball is boring until August unless I feel like getting autistic about the stats. The Rigged Cup is all I'm really excited about until NFL is back, tbqh.
>>154726140Rodgers-esque
>>154726426A very Mahomesian display right here, folks.
>>154725956>consensus (of media tards)Not sure I care
>>154725956>caleb banks>hasn't even participated in training campFuck you.
>>154725956>quay walker
this thread fucking sucks
>>154726603Yeah, cause you're here.
There's a reason you're seeing the Seahawks, Ravens, Broncos, and Redskins all selling or coming on the market around the same timeNFL teams will never be worth as much as they are right now
go rams
>>154726647The NFL is the only league that isn't on the verge of a massive collapse.
>>154726735financially, maybe, but sports as a whole is DEAD.
>>154726735The money they gave college players has already killed the nfl they just wont realize it until it's too late and all the rookies are now 25 year olds
>>154726735Every sports league could return from collapse by just paying players less
>>154726779If it means getting better rookies like Shough, eh
>>154726787>that one exampleIt's dead. Let it die.
>>154725864
>>154726775Sports require a healthy society to thrive and not a money laundering scheme that drags random black people from Africa all over the world so retarded people can clap that they can do atheltic things with a ball while also siphoning wealth from the host nation over to the African so he can then bleed it back into luxury items that are owned by the very people that gave him the money fulfilling the scheme
>>154726806The amount of work he got done is lol
>>154726838He's going to be a Bogdanoff soon
>>154726814Shut up, google AI
25 year old rookies are bad because... THEY JUST ARE OKAY???
>>154726875already half way to retirement at that age in the NFL
>>154726875True, we need 28 year old rookies.
Why isn't the nfl year round? They could easily play 50 games a year and have a playoff 7 games format like the mlb and nba. It would insentivize deeper rosters and make backups actually useful instead of a joke until you need him to win for you.Here: they play from August to April and get 3 months off.
Players that should get in the Hall Of Fame:QB - Ben Roethlisberger, Daryle Lamonica, Jack Kemp, Joe Theismann, Ken AndersonRB - Adrian Peterson, Frank Gore, John David Crow, Marshawn Lynch, Ricky WattersWR - Boyd Dowler, Del Shofner, Jimmy Smith, Reggie Wayne, Torry HoltTE - Jason Witten, Pete Retzlaff, Rob Gronkowski, Todd ChristensenG - Bob Kuechenberg, Jahri Evans, Logan Mankins, Marshal Yanda, Steve WisniewskiT - Andrew Whitworth, Jim Tyrer, Joe Jacoby, Joe Staley, Richmond WebbC - Alex Mack, Jeff Saturday, Mark Stepnoski, Maurkice Pouncey, Tom NalenDT - Fletcher Cox, Geno Atkins, Haloti Ngata, Kevin Williams, Ndamukong SuhDE - Harvey Martin, Jerry Mays, Justin Smith, L.C. Greenwood, Neil SmithILB - Hardy Nickerson, Karl Mecklenburg, Lee Roy JordanOLB - James Harrison, Joe Fortunato, Joey Porter, Larry Grantham, Terrell SuggsDB - Dave Grayson, Earl Thomas, Eric Weddle, Lester Hayes, Richard ShermanK - Gary Anderson, Jim Bakken, Justin TuckerP - Sean Landeta, Shane Lechler
He cried lolHe cried like a faggot
>>154726960>why don't you just make it so the (((agents))) can fight with the (((owners))) over paying the already over-paid players 3 times as much and then just pass it along to the idiots who already pay $100+ for tickets?
>>154726972No mahomes?
Gift idea??
>>154726978Still active.
>>154726972Barry Sanders should be in the Hall of Fame
>>154726978still fag-tive
>>154726990i've got great news for you
>>154726875There's nothing wrong with 25 year old rookies i just find 21 year old rookies more sexually attractive
>>154726999Dad came home?
>>154727019>aussiewannabe is done sucking SAAR cock, so now he's just gonna shit up /nfl/
>>154726999Go on
You're not a man til you've had a man
yikes
>>154726975When was this kek
>>154726814Most Russian thing I've read all day
>duccaneer
>>154727108after he heard about Ann Maye's girls trip to Jamaica
>>154727153Mutts law has infected the kiwi Coast I see.
>>154727153Kiwi anon why are you so into cuck pornVery consistent pattern with your posts
>>154727164>>154727167didn't mention anything about interracial sex just implied a woman had a girls trip to Jamaica. why would that make two different USA posters think of cuckoldry?
>>154727182Because you keep posting about it every time someone mentions Josh Allen's wife getting fucked in Sinners
>>154727153She fucked them. Ann Michael Maye had days of raunchy sex with countless numbers of nameless locals under the Caribbean sun after Drake had the worst Super Bowl performance of all time
>aussiewannabe is pretending to be retarded againJFFM left too soon.
>>154726960Imagine the amount of cte
Starting QBs since 20201: BUF2: TBB3: DET4: GBP LAC SEA5: CIN PHI6: ATL BAL DAL JAX KCC NEP TEN7: ARZ CAR HOU MIA PIT8: CHI DEN LAR SFF9: LVR MIN10: IND NOS NYJ11: NYG WSH13: CLE
>>154726814holy trvke
>>154727290Wow that Buffalo quarterback sounds like a tank, he must have won two superbowls by now?
>>154725956gray zabel was our best OL last year and a big part of why seattle won the super bowlwhoever thought he was a second rounder is stupid
>>154727238>JFFMNow here's a guy who knows how to rile up the kikes
Why don't NFL teams have these?
>>154727373Can't wait until this sexist shit finally disappears from sports.
What weapon is mahomes getting before free agency is over?
>>154727482>t. kangz fan of louie
>>154727482Agreed in order to not be sexist we should hire more cute boy cheerleaders
tick tock seahawks
Classic /nfl/ hours>kiwi outed as a muttslaw poster>vpn hoping>Terminally online speakMight as well browse a different genny and touch grass before preseasonGODS come back.
>>154726603JUST like /hoc/'s Islanders (Sorry for the late response)
>>154727580why is daniel jones fucking that turkey?
Post expansion name ideas>Portland Redwoods>Salt Lake Moose>New Mexico Grays>Maine Phantoms
>>154727700my avies :)
>>154727735Paris Frogs
>>154727760
>>154727580Gomer Pyle, USMC
Jamaal betterhttps://www.reddit.com/r/nfl/comments/1tfqfct/highlight_adrian_peterson_fumbles_jay_cutler/
>>154727735Redwoods are from California, man.
>>154725956Why is Rutledge a reach? Toxins only moved up 2 spots for him.
>>154727868They're there
>>154727735Salt Lake City is getting the Chargers
>Jared Goff is the only player to have a 100% completion gameLol
>>154727896Damn that’s crazy. How many rings does he have
>>154727791
>>154727896We love Goff here
>>154727889That would be cool, any reason to believe it?
>>154727896And Tua has the 2nd highest all-time career completion %.
>>154727970They’re renting a stadium from a more popular team that has an identical uniform in a city that doesn’t care about them. Moving again is inevitable. Tucking tail and returning to San Diego is one possibility but would probably hurt the owner’s ego. Staking out prime real estate in a football state like Utah is a much jucier alternative. They could go from being the least relevant California team to THE team of a whole state. It’s also close enough to SoCal to retain some of its existing fanbase and players already established in LA can comfortably commute
>>154727934Same amount as Dan Marino
>>154728020 So nothing has happened or has been hinted at
>>154727206'fraid so
>>154728056No, it’s just a confident prediction. Chargers will announce building a stadium in SLC within five years
Who the fuck lives in Utah?
>>154727970>>154728020Getting the Chargers is the easiest thing ever. Just give them a 100% tax payer funded stadium and they're yours.The reason they left San Diego and are never going back are because they can't afford to build their own stadium there. Dean Spanos is also cheap so he's going to sleep on the Rams' couch until someone gives him a fully funded new home and rights to all profits from the new venue. The only thing that matters is the money, they don't care about being relevant or having fans.
Have the Chargers ever won the Super Bowl? Holy shit imagine having more franchise moves than rings.
>>154728082now that you mention it I've literally never met someone from Utah, except when I was in Utah. It's like Hotel California there.
>>154728098Yeah, and the rich AF goykike Mormons that like to build things as a testament to the church’s power would probably be willing to do it
Bo nix is already slumping and it's only his second year. He will never reach above what he currently is. A mediocre qb on a loaded team. They're first 6 games will expose them badly
>>154728136Imagine a giant white and gold stadium lol.
>>154728136>>154728082>>154728098Imagine the fucking Raiders going into Redeemer Stadium
>>154728164>they're
Honestly, Mormons creep me out.
>>154728167Imagine the fucking Raiders. Just imagine them.
>>154728128I still think he did that so they wouldn't give him shit for dropping the ball. Bruh I was unconscious and shit
>>154728208Like coach said, nobody hits harder than the ground.
Just thinking about San Diego.
will any team pick up Taysom Hill? new orleans fucked up his qb career, shouldve let him go to another team in 2021
>>154728316would be a good pick up for a contender right before the trade deadline just keep him on ice until he's needed and use him for trick plays that teams don't have on tape
>>154728316Hopefully nobodyI'm tired of hearing commentators suck his dick
Who will be the next team to go from being dogshit every year to being a unsurprising yearly contender like the eagles chiefs and rams?
>>154728373
>>154728373The Titans. >Source: it came to me in a dream.
>>154728316Probably, he's like if Jacoby Brisset and Josh Jihnson had a white baby, I could see him starting for the Vikings after Kyler tears his ACL and JJ plays up to the best of his abilities
>>154728373Absolutely the Giants and Raiders
Ugh so tufffffffffff
>>154728373imo Bears and Patriots are already there
>>154728410Giants agree, Raiders no. They still need a QB, I don’t believe in Memedoza
>>154728421I do not think Memedoze is NFL ready but I think that Cousins is a good QB who can develop him into something good if the organization is serious about itI don't think he should see the field even once this year
>>154728446>Raiders>Serious organization
>>154728446Cousins will tear his ACL on the first play week 1 and Mendoza will be forced to play
>>154728446Cousins will tear his bussy on the first play week 1 and Mendoza will be forced to play
>>154728446Cousins will get HEEMED on the 4th play week 1 and Mendoza will reluctantly play.
FAAAAGGGG
>>154728496Fuckin Rob Halford lookin motherfucker.
>>154728496>hanging out with supermodels is gaythen what does that make you for hanging out with the bussys in this general?
I don't understand the world of football trading cards at all
>>154728521Zesty
>>154728528Collectibles is a weird industry in general. Mini helmets, cards, jerseys, just don't even go down that rabbit hole.
>>154728547Full size helmets are the only cool thing imo
>>154728651they take up too much space
>>154728721Yeah they are pretty big. But I've got some bookcases with a ton of crap on them, I think I could put one or two on there and not really think about it too much. And I'll move into a bigger home when it's time to start a family anyway
>>154728721Nah you do
>>154728721Move out of your 500ft^2 shithole apartment lol.
>>154728745i have my own house. once you grow up, you'll realize how much shit you have that you don't need and how it's a pain to store and clean
>>154728496>>154728521Straight out of the Gaytrix
>>154728782You mean the bank owns your house.
>>154728521We're all high-t chads that are too cool for pussy
goodell fears DEM BOYZ
>>154728796upside down mortgage sama i kneel
>>154728841I'm surprised its not the Raiders every year
reminder: broncos have the best bussy
>>154728886The most fucked up part of this is the washer and dryer in your bedroom.
>>154728883raiders have other problems
>Micah goes down so you get handed the division>completely throw your D under the bus by going for it in your own end>they force 4 straight 3 and outs to put you back in the game>get all the credit anywaysHe understands the value of Oline play and jumped ship right before Detroit’s oline imploded I guess, but that was one of the worst coached playoff games I’ve ever seen and I will never buy this guy winning a championship.
>>154728909They don't even have Maxx Crosby anymore.
>>154728893i unironically miss my studio apartment from college. the kitchen, washer/dryer, closet, and bathroom were all a few feet from my bed in the middle of the room
>lamar goes to high school prom>BASED LAMAR PLEASE TAKE A PIC WITH US>i go to high school prom>DO YOU GO THIS SCHOOL YOU DON'T LOOK LIKE A TEENAGER LEAVE OR WE CALL THE COPSwooooow
>>154728910Hey he brought a team from a top ten draft pick to the divisional, give him some time.Him and Vrabel are good coaches, we saw a lot of new hires that weren't
>>154728910>>completely throw your D under the bus by going for it in your own endImplying it wasn't getting cooked all game even before the 4th down spam
Do you think she actually knows ball?
>>154729013It's the browns she probably just said "AI" seventy times and got hired
>another Detroit 1st seed team flames out embarassingly in the semifinals Will anything ever good happen to this city
>>154729013WOULD
are they retarded? should have at least exercised his option
>>154728909>Hue Jackson is best one to coach a full seasonGrim
>>154729013she spent 4 years with the eagles and was VP of football operations, so she likely knows ball but going to the browns is a death sentence
>>154729040>posting DovThey already said they're exercising his option, this is just clickbait. Also signing Bryce over half a season of starting caliber football would be a godawful decision, I think the Panthers are moving in a good direction rosterwise, Bryce is the only real question mark and he needs to show way more before you even think about extending him.
>>154729040Frankly I don't think anyone knows if he's good or not stillIf he keeps up like how he played against the Rams in the playoffs they should've extended him but he may end up being dogshit again
>>154729045>more wins in 1 seas9n than 2 and half with the browns
>>154729068She might just be an analytics fag instead of a tape watcher thobeit
>>154729069who else can the panthers get? they're too good to get a top draft pick for a new QB and their roster is pretty young so blowing it up doesn't make sense.for better or worse, bryce is their best option
>>154729040carolina is retarded if they keep that manlet
>>154729110Tank for Arch :^)
>>154728886Whats he got that katana for
>>154729138for fuckbois who don't have the decency to give him a reach around
I'm eating beans and cornbread
why is he smiling?
>>154729169He's getting his picture taken :D
>>154729169Cameraman said cheese
>>154729183>>154729194then why is no one else smiling?
>>154729169He was thinking about Ryback's reign as intercontinental champion
>>154729169Getting paid a ton of money to play for a team where it won't be his fault when they have double digit losses. He's riding the needs more help gravy train for now.
>>154729110I'm not saying they should cut him, but giving him a bag right now is franchise suicide. Let him play out his rookie contract, if he can play like he does vs the Rams and Falcons consistently then you consider an extension.
>>154729291Just make him think it's 4th quarter against the Falcons every game and he'll be eliteHe's surprisingly good at comebacks Get some hypnotist or something
turns out eli knew the chorgers were dysfunctional from the very beginning
>>154729380Anyone with half a brain cell knows the Chargers are a joke and always have been lmao
>>154728893had my washer in dryer in the kitchen when i was yurope
>>154728886My broncies!!
>>154729531>These are the people telling you the Patriots are frauds
>>154729110>>154729291
Planning to go to the Raiders Niners game, what are the chances I get stabbed by a cholo
Tom Flamey
>>154729590Slim. Football games aren't violent anymore since you kinda have to be middle class to afford to go to them
Planning to get my bussy filled, what are the chances I get AIDS?
>>154729615Slim. Most gay men are on truvada and even with an active infection it's surprisingly hard to get HIV
>>154726972What about ryback?!
>>154729590Oh I make that op everytime they play each other. It’s the memes I like
>>154729590>>154729681I forgot the context of this fight but the 49ers fans here are throwing 1 and 4 hand signs, meaning they’re Norteno gang members. The raiders fan was probably a Sureno
>>154729590Unlikely. They're not the Oakland Raiders anymore so their Bay Area fans don't have that same passion anymore.
>>154728811true
>>154729615Daaaam American dudes are down bad eh
The Owl will beBENGALS-EAGLESi have spoken
THE BROWNS WILL GO 3-14
>>154729380Very unserious teamA good decision
>>154729848My posting will make it better
Now that the dust has settled, is Justin Herbert a bust?
>[Chase Daniel] Chiefs fans are rejoicing everywhere seeing Patrick Mahomes swing a golf club The internal rotation on that left knee looks pretty damn good to me. If he’s golfing like this in May… he’s playing Week 1.
>>154729862Don’t ask questions you already know the answers to
>>154729169Cade Klubnik has The Look but not The Name. Not sure what to make of him.It definitely doesn’t help that he’s going to a black HC that will hate him never give him the time of day over Geno
>>154729865Gonna be funny when he gets smeared by that bronkeks dline
>>154729958his ass isn't going to take a sack that entire broncos game if hes playinghe'd sooner toss the ball out Aaron Rodgers style to the sidelines if he doesn't have full mobility which is likely
>>154729973>implying Sean Payton won’t put a bounty on him via roughing the passer
>>154730007Will Blown Knee be playing and getting blown up by Chris Jones in this hypothetical of yours?
>>154730010I’m not a bronkeks so I wouldn’t care but I’d welcome that shit show
>bustin turdbert
I’m not a fan of the GayFCW shitlord. Chargers fans don’t exist
>>154730041That guy fucking suuuuuuuuuuucks at football
Remember that time the NFL let Drake Maye play in a Super Bowl as a joke? He got raped and cried about it like a faggot lmaooooo
