Month of May>>154683466
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EQkb9DEfsJI
>qualifying for the 500https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6eo7ZHpLqt8
>>154732996lolhttps://racer.com/2026/05/17/indycar-ioi-moves-collet-and-harvey-to-back-of-indy-500-field
>>154732991
practice now on FS1idk why they didn't start it earlier, it's about to rain
track inspection
This running before rain is all we get until carb day
>>154733455carb day and race day are going to be funky weather too. id be surprised if the top 6 run a lot of laps today
fuck you tim cindric
>>154733094Pato needs a miracle to win indianapolis.>Also, Gemini Sponsorhuh
>scheduling done by fuckwitsclassic penske planning
KEK
BIG JUAN
BIG JUAN>>154733504What the fuck it might rain all weekend
>>154733527>CGR - OpenAI>Mclaren - Gemini >TWGdretti - TWG AIeveryone wants AI, when all I want is Texas Roadhouse
holy fuck
No...
holy fucking shit
The hybrid did this
Welp seeya friday
is rossi out of the car
>>154733612yeah but he was limping
newgarden is a fucking ace
>do nothing>win
>>154733621hinch will fill in if he cant go
that was a big fucking save
>Are you retards done crashing yet? I need to get some laps in
>>154733663>seeing red
We're back
>grab pole>late to practice due to media>car on the front row with you crashes primary carpalou cant lose
Fuck, I forgot about practice. Sounds like I missed something important.
>>154733807We need Penske to start cheating again ASAP
>>154733840Justin Time for lightning and this >>154733872
cursed practice
>>154733880say no more roger hears you and will make the needed adjustments
>>154733920Damn
That all for now folks hopefully this looks different this weekend
>>154733939>Zionsville>Lebanon>North Salem>MonroviaUS can't be a real place lol
>>154733954That's not even getting into Whitestown and Brownsburg
>>154733954as real as it gets, best place in the world.>Paris, Texas>Oregon, Ohio>Bagdad, Arizona>Memphis, Tennessee >Weed, California>Vale, Colorado>Jackpot, Las Vegas>Gary, Indiana >Moscow, Idaho
>>154733954>A glance through a phone book or the government’s voter registry reveals names like Taj-Mahal Sanchez, Elvis Presley Gomez Morillo, Darwin Lenin Jimenez, even Hitler Eufemio Mayora. Other Venezuelan first names, which roll off the tongue about as easily in Spanish as in English, include Yusmairobis, Nefertitis, Yaxilany, Riubalkis, Debraska, as well as Yesaidu and Juan Jondre — transliterations of “Yes, I do” and “One hundred.”ok Taj Mahal Sanchez we're less real than you
its over
>>154734057Taj Mahal Sanchez sounds about as confused as Patricio O'Ward
Elvis Presley Gomez Morillo without a seat is criminal
fuck i missed itwell, rossi had a race winning car, let hope they arent able to find the same pace, pato didnt look fast, so nothing to win there
>>154734027>Jackpot, Las VegasJackpot, NevadaA depressing place, right across the Idaho - Nevada state line.>be me>driving from Seattle to Vegas for Defcon>drive through Jackpot>tallest building is 4 stories>big casino in Jackpot>on the billboard>Credence Clearwater Revisited>probably the original backup singer, one original roadie, and two of the original mic stands>grim
>>154734107>Taj Mahal SanchezSounds like a dirty version of the Dirty Sanchez>I met this chick>she gave me a Taj Mahal Sanchez
>>154734269How were your "media obligations?"
>>154734424kek
uh... Rossi to hospital
>>154734601>awake and alertdid he pass out in the truck lol
>>154734622Concussed for sure, probably realized he broke a rib or something after the adrenaline wore off. Wouldn't be surprised if they're checking for internal injuries, they should be doing that anyway.
>>154734601ENTERS
>>154734601
>>154734343>CCRevisited that will rosenqvist's sponsor next weekend.>grimid stay at the four jacks going by reviews. i like the owners that get shitty with customers, similar to roger penske in indycar.
>>154734723*blocks the door*
>>154734622>awake and alertIt's one of the standard steps in assessing trauma."Alert & oriented times 3" is good."times 4" is better.Assesses person, place, time, and situation.Who are you? >race car driverWhere are you?>in the fucking hospitalWhat day is it?>monday, practice dayWhat happened?>some asshole put me into the wall
>>154734863>he fell for the "reserve" driver memeBeside that, I don't think he even has clearance to race at Indy, let alone enough practice to trust him with a car.
>>154735036Well he lost it on his own. No one put him into the wall. Pato slid into him afterwards.
>>154735036>Who are you?im fernando alonso i driver in carting and i want to be a formula 1 driver
>>154735287>Well he lost it on his own. Watching on DVR now and it looks like Rossi put his left front tire down below the white line and caught that strip of widow maker cement.And Ferrucci has a hell of a save.
So, uh, guys, when are they presenting the Indycar game, the new chassis and the new engine formula?
>>154735678In order of likelihood this week imho:1. chassis2. vidya gaemz3. engine formula
>>154735808Where would you rank "a race in Mexico"?
>>1547370684th. Even if they announce one it has a high chance of being cancelled before it happens because mexico
>>154740873Owards left rear hit his aero screen too. He really pissed the fags at Honda off
>>154734601>>154734721ECR just released a statement saying he had minor injuries to his hand and ankle but he will still be able to race.
>>154741901Nice he’ll have a good race
https://www.motorsport.com/indycar/news/kyle-kirkwood-here-to-win-indy-500-not-think-championship/10822060/
>>154750184>qualifies 25th>top 15th race pace>here to win the 500I'm not too sure about that
https://racer.com/2026/05/19/o-ward-forced-into-backup-car-for-indy-500
>>154750184>>154750622he's gonna crash
Weather for Speedway IN>Wed Drizzle 90% 69° / 58°>Thu Partly Cloudy 70° / 52°>Fri Rain 70% 67° / 53°>Sat Cloudy 72° / 61°>Sun Rain 40% 75° / 60°>Mon Drizzle 30% 78° / 61°Rain on Carb dayRain on Race dayWho has the MK ULTRA weather control machine?
>>154752911>Who has the MK ULTRA weather control machine?You mean HAARP?
>>154753035>You mean HAARP?That's what they want you to think.Just like Glomar Explorer wasn't Project Jennifer.>that was the cover name>the real project name was Project Azorian
>>154752911move final practice to Thursdayyou can still do the Wienermobile bullshit in the rain on Friday
