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fuck a.nal
River vs Belgrano>2011>2026
Ok which south american country has the hottest gordas??
Guardiola to riverHere we go
>>154735114João Pedro is the most well-rounded, he's a literal improvement over DA GOAT, he got great pivot skills but shit finishing, we, from 3F - Fãs do Forest de Federico Westphalen, still love him tho
a whole cycle to just play nerman hero ball l m a o
Argentina soccer powerhouse
Brasil CONVOCATION is now
did you enjoy the Convocação Ronaldinho?
>>154735420I fucked her
do you think this is the last year we'll hear the name "neymar" every single day from every single national footy discussion?
lol why is this event so glamorous
MENINO NEYENINONEY
so they can sell tickets to subcelebrities and other retardsi feel like they tryhard a lot of stuff just because you got a famous european man in it
oh god there's a musical act...
WHY IS THIS FAT COW REPRESENTING BRAZIL?
>15 minutes in>NO convocation>just ads>200 million cattle tuned in to see this
What are the monos talking about?
they hired a fat women to sing bossa nova, Jesus ChristWe only need negras dancing samba alongisde a gari dressed in bright orange clothes to complete the Yep, this is a brazilian event checklist
>>154735566hey, don't talk about my mom like that
>>154735577Carleto is making millions enganating brazilians.
holy cringe
did they have this gay ass shit on previous convocations? I seriously don't remember
>>154735566should be a gorilla instead
I'M DYING OF CRINGEDON'T WATCH ITPLEASE
bro what's up with this cringe shitjust say the list of players convocated
Breaking News: every corporative event needs to have this clown side stuff now, it's pertencimento or somethingsome consultoria got millions to think this through
fuck this, I'm gonna watch Arsenal x Burnley 2nd half. I don't even give a shit about the Premier League
At least the girl is super hot
The Bostil flag should read: "vergonha alheia e macaco"
>>154735577Imagine it's 2034, Messi has retired and plays 5 minutes per game for Newells.Pep Guardiola (your new manager) will announce the 26 players of the Guardioleta and people still want to see Messi in. Telefe notices there is money to be made and airs an hour of ads + a musical before Guardiola announces the players.They are currently coping in the musical about the penta.
is that whindersson
>>154735655this is embarrassing
Quem é a gostosa do lado do Ancelotti, é a puta pessoal dele?
what the fuck are you retards even talking about
>>154735751Can't you just read the thread, boat monkey?
>I REQUIRE CONTEXT!!!!!!!!!
>154735751You have already asked this, I'm not giving a (You).
cazétv was a mistake
>>154735623I think I would remember
>>154735746Loiraça
I'm rooting against Brazil now just because of this circus show
Meteram um zorra total cringe na convocação, eu não to entendendo mais nada
>brazilians chimp out>we are supposed to know whyThis isn't your daycare.
>>154735778Pqp a CBF paga o técnico com duas putas que sonho da porra
Tino está de pau duro
Cadê o olodum?
>>154735810I'll bite argenchinoCBF is doing an embarrassing circus show to announce the players that are going to the WC
>>154735810they made a big event for the squad announcement, with live music and other silly things, we are watching it on YT
ABSOLUTE UNIT
>>154735848>>154735854You could've posted the stream or something, baka.
>>154735848>>154735854He just feels left out and wants attention this nigger
Zicada do ano, eu não entendo qual a dificuldade de só ir lá e convocar, tomar no cu.
>>154735873probably geoblockedhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9be4NUt_5Eg
this woman is so SEXO
>he's watching on ge tv
>>154735886They don't want the rivals to know their strategy.
Brazilians: oh, the event to announce the squad for the WC is cringe>Argensimios: WhAt ArE YoU gUyS tAlKiNg AbOuT???????????Brazilians: we're talking about the event to announce the squad for the WC is cringe>Argensimios: WhAt ArE YoU gUyS tAlKiNg AbOuT???????????Brazilians: we're talking about the event to announce the squad for the WC is cringe>Argensimios: WhAt ArE YoU gUyS tAlKiNg AbOuT???????????Repeat forever
>>154735696Nerman is 4 years younger than Messi tho
sentiu
>>154735915they like the simpsons so much, they all started acting like the granpa
I'm watching* on globo in my telly*the tv is muted and I'm in the kitchen preparing a cake
>Favourite France releases a 2 minute montage with the players>this crap team needs an Oscar-type 30 minute introduction before being eliminated in the R16
WHO CARES ABOUT THE WOMEN TEAM
All of this could be an email.
Südamerikanerbros...why is this so gay?
>>154735950>preparing a cakewhat kind of cake? this is important
>seleção feminina do nada
>o hexa vemnot this year it won't lel
>>154735970it was going to be a carrot cake but I realized I don't have enough flour after grating the carrots so now it will be a pre-mixed chocolate cake
>please watch our (women) sport
good afternoon lads
>>154735987Eh, good enough.
to entendendo nada, cade a convocação
Y'all going to female world cup next year? If Norway, Germany, Iceland, Spain or USA comes to my city I might go to games
>1000 noveau riche paid to watch this liveIs this taxing the rich?
what are the brazilians talking about now????
JUST GIVE ME THE NAMES I DON'T CSRE ABOUT WOMEN'S FOOTY
>>154736008nem sabia que ia ser no brasil
>>154735969it all started when you people decided to have a gamer moment in the 40's>>154735987>a carrot cake with chocolate topping died before it was even bornabortion should be a capital crime
>>154736014women's feet
>>154736008Quem é essa vagabunda gostosa?
>>154736033youtuber torcedora do santos que chora nos vídeos
we are being invaded by /int/don't panic
>>154736008I just movevd to buttfuck of nowhere so probably not. Maybe if I have a Viagem da Firma to one of the host cities.I would watch all matches if they happened in my city and cost less than 200 squids.
>>154736024imagine how good must feel to drop a huge load on Sabrina's face
It's crazy how every woman in a position of power dresses like Leila now
>>154736002gostosa peladinha do carai
>>154735955
>>154736060
>>154736080she has a Irish bf
futebol de seleção é coisa de profissional de marketing mesmo, sai fora
>>154736064Anon that's a man.
>>154736058I was in the stadium this weekend and they showed some ads, I believe it won't be expensive, maybe even free or sold in packs, they won't fill stadiums if it's expensive, it'd be embarassingYou can 'register interest' at fifa website, whatever the fuck this means
>>154735778you see one like that every corner in Buenos Aires. Good city for milfs
I'm moving to BoliviaThat way I'll be less embarrassedHow can Brazil be such a shithole
>brazil has historically been a country about celebration, dancing, music and party (with caipirinha and trannies)>gordola nerdolas peidola cheirola from 4chan complains about it and throws a a fit completely alienating their fellow posters Does anyone know what they are talking about? Is it even football related?
>>154736224>reads your post>"I'm moving to Bahia">see a bunch of bolivianos at pic>read again>"I'm moving to Bolivia"man what's wrong with me, this shit happens all the time
>>154736320https://www.institutoabcd.org.br/o-que-e-dislexia/
oh wow how moving! pelé saying random stuff while ai generated images of brazilians are displayed
>>154736289We would be happy if it was about mulatas rebolating, but it's souless corposlop.
>>154736320No one would move to Bahia.
>it's an argenchino picks up random thing to seethe until some retard repliesso just a porteño trikaschizo, yawn
>iaslop homagegrim
omg you guys! neymar updated this instagram bio
Erika Januza (41)god I love football
the skank videoclip is actually kinohttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7Ie4oL17Nwc
>>154736342Jimmy Page moved
>>154736425negra escurona é muito aesthethic, mereço uma assim
this will never end
this is the most cum dumpster secretary looking girl ever kekbased carlinho
>>154736454dionne warwick too
who the fuck is this retarded singing Skank masterpiece >>154736425She needs a southern Brazilian bf
>>154735832Ele nao morreu no voo da chapecoense?
Cantor Dilsinho se apresenta no palco do Museu do Amanhã agora cantando Uma Partida de Futebol, do Skank.
>>154736425SEXOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
>>154736475nigga unironically is watching caze reddit tv lmao.
>>154735955Yeah
>>154736475that's sexual harassment
Esses cantores são nepobabies? muito ruim lmao
>>154736425Made for my tiny argentinian penis.
>>154736475italiano é tudo safado, deve torar essa vagabunda aí, com todo respeito
>>154736564it's his stepdaughter
all this just to know if Neymar is going or not
Preta gostosa do caralho
>>154736588Sentiu
Me watching this presentation
>>154735848>CBF is doing an embarrassing circus show to announce the players that are going to the WCsmall NT mentality
FODA-SEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE JUST DROP THE LIST ALREADY
>>154736670All this to see the Flamengo shitters being called LOLLMAO EVEN
>>154736671She is way better than cris vianna but has way less media. Tied with iza
>>154736671I say this
Demora da porra, Jesus amado, negro quer ganhar adsense com tudo hoje em dia kek
>>154736706Trvke. But it makes our inevitable elimination in round of 16 even funnier.
Have we announced our players yet?
>>154736726iza is the hottest black queen of brazil, no one comes close
>>154736758at least you are not being eliminated by urgay, they will be insufferable
Labour court decided cruzeiro saf isnt responsible for athletes credits from periods before the saf creationIs this incentive for investment of are players being swindled?
>>154736760- Messi- power of friendship
>>154736224Bolivia is going through unrest right now as lefties are blocking roads throughout the country in defense of Pedo Morales, he's going to jail for impregnating a 15 years old girl.
>>154736726Who is she?>>154736762I know it'a a milquetoast opinion but I still think Taís Araújo is the preta to rule them all. Hottest black girl in the Brazilian media since Xica da Silva.
>>154736803Is urgay even good right now?
/copalib/ é team neymar ou team endrick?
IT'S NOW
>>154736871She's a stick with fake titties. She's also old now.
Has it started?
>>154736871>>154736425
>>154736882no but the inferiority complex can be enough since we are not that good either this time
freshly made
>>154736925top kek
>>154736893Team Igor Jesus
>>154736893AQUI É TEAM FLAMENGO PORRA
he's speaking Portuguese better than Sorin who lived here for decades and even worked as a journalist
FALA LOGO O NOME DOS ÓMI CARAJO
>>154736949Based Sorin.
>>154736931This woman's sole function is sucking Ancelotti's dick dry. She is essential to the NT's success.
>>154736981It's his stepdaughter, stop projecting your sick fantasies.
>>154736981that's his daughter...
>>154737009>>154737010is she single?
>>154737009>>154737010Even better
People are replying to the schizo
>>154737050No she's with Ancelotti.
>alissonperdemo
>ederson>wevertonKEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEK
weverton?
Alisson AGAIN, it's so over
>WevertonKkkkkkkkkkkkk
>wevertonKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKK
>bramengo
>Bento outAt least one good news
flamenGODS we dominate again
fogaooooo cara
Fabinho?
>endrickHEXA GUARANTEED
Neybros...
>>154737161sua mao meu pepinho
>>154737167GG WE ARE SO BACK
WHERE THE HELL IS BRENTFORD
fuck this shit
only 5 midfielders
>neymarhexa dropped
>NERMAN>NERMAN>NERMAN>NERMAN
Neymar was called. It's over
>nermanIT'S OVER THE HEXA IS POSTPONED
HEXAEXA
Vou torcer contra, pau no cu do Rica Perrone!
>paquetáseriously, why? he aint playing shit
>vinicious jrhexa dropped
erm waht the hell are the greenflags on about
O ATAQUE DA SELEÇÃO BRASILEIRA EM 2026 É NEYMAR APOSENTADO, IGOR THIAGO CALVO AOS 23 E RAYAN DO VASCO
>>154737231Globo, unironically
Who are Igor Thiago and Rayan? The new frads that CBF needs to market and will cost us the hexa?
>>154737231Empresário do cara manda na CBF
Me watching events unfold
Ah vai tomar no cú, é inacreditável. Nem com um cara do tamanhho do Ancelloti foi capaz de parar o lobby da CBF e da Globo. Não existe motivo algum para chamar esse filho da puta que não consegue jogar contra os reservas do Recoleta FC
>Neymar inLET'S GOOOOOOOOOOO
>>154737251Premier League 2nd best scorer behind Haaland and Bournemouth's promising winger
no João Pedro
>>154737243>>154737251>complaining about the only two in the entire convocation that aren't nepobabies
>>154737251>Rayan>new fraudAlready raped us against Croatia.
Paquetá não joga nada desde 2018 (QUase uma década)
AAAAAAND we're out
joao pedro sisters...
Neyma convocado, see you guys in 2030
Who was snubbed?
Meses desses filhos da puta da Globo fazendo lobby pela convocação do cara, matéria diária falando sobre a sua possível convocação. Ta ai, os Globo fez esse lixo ser convocado para a copa. Não consegue jogar contra o Coritiba mas vai jogar contra a França sim. Os filhos da puta da GETV só faltaram gozar pelo cú
>>154737277>>154737300he lobbiyed for neymar, i'm sure he's happy to give him his spot
>>154737276Best scorers of Brasileirão. Would you call them up?Being the best scorer sometimes just means there is no one else in the team.
>>154737300Paquetá é mais importante
>>154737277What the fuck
Vocês não odeiam jornalistas o suficiente.
The deal was simple: we renovate your contract as long as you convocate our precious boy
>>154737349Jornalista esportivo pra mim nem é gente
>Paquebet>no Pedro>no Arrascaeta
>Prioritizing squad balance over attacking options Based
>>154737352Incrediblewhy do they have so much influence on the team? It'd be like ESPN or TyC having any input whatsoever on >our team
¿Casemiro?
Cruzeiro bros...
Punished Nerman will bring o hexa
25 minutes ago:https://x.com/TouchlineX/status/2056476551345234391>Brazilian media outlet Globo have sent a JOURNALIST to the entrance of the residential complex where Neymar lives.>Neymar is currently at home with family and friends watching Brazil’s World Cup squad announcement.>There will also be a BIG TV screen near Neymar's house so fans can follow the call-up live.>There are HUNDREDS of people outside Neymar's residential complex waiting for their idol to be called up for the World Cup.
VAI TOMAR NO CU, eu vou ficar por aqui e torcer pela LA QUARTA que é melhor>>154737352I say this
Neymar foi empurrado pelo governo, influencers que viraram referência e jornalistas vendidos.Não pelo futebol.
>>154737404CazéTV sent a reporter to Rayan's house
>>154737377>5 midfielders>9 attackers
Bostalotti MerdalottiFracolottiSefosseodiniznãoteriachamadolotti
>Igor Thiago>Luis Henrique>Matheus Cunha>Nerman>RayanIf you complain about this it's because you don't actually know that Scotham Village is actually really competitive and the premier league isn't a farmer league with 3 teams.
Sou o maior hater do Neymar do Brasil (odeio ele desde 2009), mas Paquetá em 2026 é a pior convocação que já vi.
Now all that is left is for Neymar to be mysteriously afflicted with a training injury so everyone involved can save face
Let's talk about what matters
>>154737340Alright I shouldn't have bothered it was bait all along
>>154737449someone call his sister
i'd like to see the face of every single one of you faggots when Ney lifts the trophy
>>154737452why she doing gang signs
Nooooo anon you dont get it we need to call up the players from shitfordhampton united because....... because we just need okay!!!!!!!
>>154737428>Same as France, England, Argentina and SpainBased
It's over, Fraudelotti out, bring back Diniz
>>154737439No, you're just (understandably) a malvadão hater
>>154737381A cavala dá pra comer tranquilamente, buceta de égua é bom demais
>>154737486Avante palestra btw
>>154737452release the name already
Globo wonWe lost
>club world cup embarasses the top euro teams>bottom half of premier league still gets spots over brazillian teams>fucking zenit frauds for the nth year in a row
If Neymar was going to be called anyway why didn't abuelotti called him for the friendlies against France and Croatia to see how he does?Everything about this is fucked up
>>154737300lol he said in interviews that nerman should be calledwish granted, retard
This is the worst thread of all time
>>154737462Argentina won the last wc full of shitters from Aston Villa Brighton etc .. overall a solid squad desu but still weaker than France spain and portigal
>>154737486my man
>>154736671Delicia de preta, pqp
É difícil ser Neymar
>>154737504chloe barrena
>>154737531Because it was never his intention to play him
You are complaining abot paquebet but NONE of the midfielders are good. Casemiro is a serial loser, one is from al-bilau, the other from dungsterham united and then Danilo is ok I guess.
>>154737452imagine she telling you how you aren’t good enough and that you need to work harder
>>154735972Sleepy Joe!
What if neymar gets convocated but never appearsLike they just never put him in the plane and he just stays here and we put some random perebinha to play with his shirt
>>154737531Fraufelotti is a puppet, Diniz would never
I hope we do well in 2030
>>154735832Com uma dessas até quem não tem pau está de pau duro
>flamenguistas are defending Paquetá's convocation on your whatsapp group RIGHT NOW
>>154737599>we will have to field at least 3 of these shitters every match>they will run the most so it's possible all of them will play some matches
>>154737531its a publicity stuntalso they probably traded on polymarket>>154737601with her bare feet is almost touching your dick
Juba and pedro outNeymar and pabetá in2/4 for me it is fine
>>154737631I’m not a Severino to have framenguistas on my zap zap
This list doesn't bode well for us...
>that convocacaoI feel pity for all my green flag brothers
>>154737648Give me your zapzap
>>154737631The ones I talked to actually couldn't defend it, they couldn't defend the other shitters from flamerda being called as well (im looking at you, Alex sandro, Danilo and Leo pereira). I was amazed by their honesty
>>154737656Japan won't pity us even after they score the fourth goal
bruh
>>154737609he'd be in his most insufferable form sitting in the bench
Vivi pra ver jogador do BOTAFOGO ir pra copa...
kpgbros our guy is inall is well
>>154737675I'm not even a Hugo Xereca fan but imagine missing out on your dream because the pardal picked >weverton
>>154737687Danilo (from botafogo) is one of the few non-frauds tho
>>154737675no way he would get convocated, flapress HATES this dude
>>154737699Jacareverton
>>154737704I agree bro, I just think this would sound crazy a decade ago
>>154735142Corintjianos crying abiut HUGO
Me in april: neymar just needs to be in the groupMe in june: how on earth can neymar be on the bench
I'm gonna be honest: this is the worst selecinha of all time
Funniest thing about this is that after announcing Neymar they cut to Luciano Huck's reactionSums it all up
>>154737727It's fair. In a team with Weverton, it's valid to complain that it should've been>fábio>neneca>carlos miguel>éverson>john>brazão
>>154737721sounds like you weren't even alive a decade ago
We don't have goalkeepers, Alisson is shit at penalties and the other two suck in general
Nenhum desses caras do flamengo tá jogando alguma jogando alguma coisa, essa copa vai ser puro lulz
>>154736925Kek>>154736931Saborosa>>154736943Based
there's still time to call hugo pepeca back
I am stateless. This flag is just where my IP is. I have no country.
>>154737737The worst selecinha of all time is always the next one.
Flamengo (5)GrêmioBotafogoSantosLiverpoolFernebahçeZenitRomaJuventusArsenal (2)Al-AhliZenit (2)Brentford NewcastleManchester United (2)BarcelonaBournemouthPSGReal Madrid
why is an al-ahli player on the list lmao
>>154737687Botafogo is traditionally a hot foot club when it comes to WCs, in contrast with shambolic flamerda
Ignore the 3 zenits there, its just 2
>>154737161Casemiro's friend
>>154737231Literalmente melhor jogador do flsmengo 2026>>154737364
Why did they call Paquetá again?
Should have called Leo jardim for the inevitable decision por penales
>>154737820He's the best right-back on the list by a lot despite being actually a centre-back.
>>154737860the american alessandra negrini
Leo Ortiz wold have been a better call from Flamengo.
>>154737820why are 6 players from river on YOUR list? the answer, they're el más grande
>>154737439Mofo was playing good for seleção and kino in brasileirao
>Best brazilian player>snubbed by vira lata commiezilians because he plays for hated angloskek, hues committing sport suicide out of seethe
>>154737874Well, yeah, they're two italian fuckmoms
>FabinhoReally nigga
>>154737874Alessandra is a lot prettier desu>>154737880Nice joke
>>154737880
>>154737880He's out of shape and playing like shit. Flamengo's two best CBs right now are Léo Pereira and Vitão. But I hold the extremely controversial opinion that no Flamengo defenders have any right to be in the NT.
>>154737860bet365, sportingbet, blue chips, b3, kto
>>154737916top kek
Remember andrey santos and joao pedro were null but people only tslked abiut flamengo players
>>154737880Léo Pereira is better, always has been, Léo Ortiz stepped up last season but that's itAlso Léo Pereira made a superb pass to set up Flamengo's goal in front of Abuelotti yesterday
>>154737896There's no need to shoop her ass>>154737910That's not controversial at all, they're all shit and flapress boosted. Gabriel Magalhães Will have to carry the load all by himself
>>154737631People forgot only now danilo was being kino. Dude was certain
>Joao Pedro wasn't called because brazilian media hates the PL!!!>a bunch of shitters from the bottom half of the PL got called>one third of the team is from the PL
We're not even advancing the group phase
>>154737807
>>154737928Andrey and JP aren't in the World Cup, retard-kun
spending all that money laundry marketing money into buying the cup from Trump instead would be a better idea
>>154737862that's why he called the Olympic Gold Medal winner Vevertonhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-Jmjn_dJt_4
>>154737829Palmerda smells like defeat, botafogo is tradition
>>15473796832 teams out of 48 will get through, and we are in a group with Haiti. We will embarass ourselves against Morrocco though.
futebol de seleção é coisa de pacheco que leva cachorro pra bloco de carnavalcom todo respeito ao profissional de marketing mas depois que a ambev arrumou com o sócio torcedor um jeito infinito de ganhar dinheiro com sócio torcedor, vem a kaiser me fazer propaganda de torneio amadorcara, eu MUITO mais um boca juniors de alegrete contra um cohab de são sapéo único apelo que esse torneio tem é tipo, vai jogar argentina na sua cidade, cê vai, vẽ o messi jogar, tira duas foto no celular e daqui 30 anos, quando seu filho te perguntar se ele era bom, cê pega o pendrive e mostra>filhão, eu vi o messi jogar bola
I heard fireworks when neymar got convocated
remember we got exposed by France already has having no buildup and no midfield and I don't expect these 5 to somehow get it together for the World CupI always have a faint hope for the hexa but this time I have none and I don't care
>>154737880No
They were live with João Pedro's whole family kek
>>154738029KWABOTY
ok, tourists can go back already
>>154737891Hey, i remember this dude. He played like shit everytime he was called, i imagined he was a fan who won a prize to play with professional players
>>154738043>schizo having a breakdown because he can't handle change
>>154737968Impossible. Even with 2 defeats we have chance
>>154738021It doesn't matter. Ancelotti already got his contract renewed for 6 more years
>>154738015Same. It was only one doe
>>154737993I agree, I don't know why you're calling out palmerda thoYou're not wrong btw
>>154736760>Pessi>Fifa>Rulebook>Var>Ballin d'orThen some racist song about losing the falklands war and you guys are ready.
>>154738021England kick them out and we face them in final. They will pipocate
>>154738045>NTR chaini knew
>>154738011>eu MUITO mais um boca juniors de alegrete contra um cohab de são sapé
>>154738029lmao
>não chamaram o patrick de paulasacanagem
He should've been convocated instead of kwabeverton
>>154738029olha a tetinha nessa tiazinha
low expectations means low anxiety. this will be the comfiest wc in years
>>Pessi>>Fifa>>Rulebook>>Var>>Ballin d'or>>Then some racist song about losing the falklands war and you guys are ready.
>>154738148Don't reply to chikaner.
Was it a grudge against joao pedro because he was part of the european club that defeated brazil's last hope in the CWC?i smell vira lataism
>>154738147We will be HUMILIATED in the round of 32 and we will have one more flag laghing at us for the next 4 years.
>>154738173Ancelotti watched this match and called up 5 Flamengo players instead.
Im going to humiliate you in multiple ways if you dont shut your mouth right now
>>154738089>assuming Brazil gets past the handsome, tall, muscular berserker men of Norway in the R32
>>154737807Leo pereira, danilo, alexsandro, paqueta and...?
...
>nenhum jogador do palmeiras
>>154738205I made a mistake, its only 4 falmenguistas
>>154738217os jogadores do palmeiras serão escalados pra seleção italiana
>>154738217all of their good players are gringos
>>154738217No HexaBrazil has never won the World Cup without players from Palmeiras and São Paulo.
it's a smart idea though, to try and punish your countrymen who abandon brazil to play for european clubs.didn't you have an outright ban in place in your glory years of pele?
>>154738217Name ONE just ONE jugador del palmeiras right now GO DO IT
>>154738234And CorinthiansPEPECA IN
>>154738240RonyVagner Love
>>154738205>>154738221Vini Jr. and another guy I forgot are Flamengo.
I can name bad player that got in, but can you name good players that were left out?
>>154738240Oh shit, uhhh...Zé Roberto?
>>154738264The attacking slots had to be filled with shitters that the CBF must shill.
>>154738277I can name you eleven
>>154738277They're all about the same level but João Pedro and AntonyAntony never had a chance tho
>>154738240LUIGHI
fuck promedios
What kind of ceremony was that? What kind of theater was that? What kind of announcement was that? For an hour, Brazilian football stopped to watch the announcement of the national team that will go to the United States to compete in the World Cup. It was supposed to be a celebration reflecting our culture, with the imposing beauty of our culture, but what we saw was a bizarre meeting of sponsors and executives. An almost entirely white audience watched, somewhat bewildered, a kind of theatrical performance to talk about the World Cups already won. A bad, inappropriate, emotionless televised show…
>>154738277Lucas PitonTche-TcheHugo MouraBrennerMateus França
Luciano juba foraThank God
>>154738277gabigoal
No Joao Pedro makes sense when you realize Igor is a pure 9 and Endrick has a place as a supersub Neymar is not replacing JP, Igor Thiago is.Neymar is going to the subbed in for Cunha who is going to be the free roaming player while Martinelli is probably going to play as a double fullback This is pretty obvious to anyone who doesn't blindly hates or loves Nerman
NEYMAY GOT CONVOCATED LETS GOOOOOOA shame the team of deads he is in
Now it is time for e dless reports about how each of the plyers overcame poverty and also for them to make embarassing ads
O DI MARIA
IS
>>154738333>countless clips of fake old footage in 3:4corporate circus for boomers
Seleção Brasileira se o critério fosse QUALIDADE TÉCNICA sem PANELINHAS e PITACOS de EMPRESÁRIOSEverson; Cuiabano, Robert Renan, Gustavo Henrique, Matheus Bidu; Thiago Mendes, Zé Aldo, Gabriel Mec, Erick, Luciano, Breno Lopes
>>154738277Any goalkeeper would be better than Weverton.Thiago Silva would be better than Léo Pereira.Any Brasileirão shitter would be better than Alex Sandro.We don't have nearly enough midfielders. Regardless of whether or not they're excellent, someone like Andreas, Andrey Santos, André, or Hugo Moura could very well serve as squad filler.There are obviously good forwards who were left out but it doesn't matter as we have more than enough players for the position.
>>154738204They will, norway both zagueiros are worse than saliba
>>154738445Gabriel mec or gabriel pec?
>>154738445Bebel...
>>154738240The goat ARCE
>>154738453So the probelm ismt that a great player was elft out but the tactical choices
Neymar vai pra quarta copaRomário só jogou duasO mundo é injusto
>>154738403he's the deadest of them all
Weverton has been good, he 100% deserves over Bento and that's just to complete the squad anywayOnly keeper who deserved a chance here would be EversonHugo Souza is trash apart from penalties, the way he leves the goal from corners is abysmal
>>154738335Based
>>154738240VALDIVIA
>>154738333for me it was the obvious aisloppa trying to tug at your heartstrings
>>154738486Terceira
>>154738478>great playerWe haven't had one of those in many years. The best we can work with are good players. So, no. No great players were left out. But even if we disconsider the proportion of players for each position, there are still better players than the ones we got.
>>154738453I'd rather have a PCD, 56 years old Thiago Silva than the flamerda trash that was called for our defense
>>154738486Opa, e quarta mesmo, como.martinez
>>154738527Ele jogou em 14, 18 e 22, amigão.
>>154738527all 4 between 14 and 26
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aAaDo5nFoLo
Imagine being the DM vs Neymar next gameI would pegate him HARDI'd kick his ankle and slide tackle with feet up hitting his knee just for fun
>>1547385272014-2018-2022-2026>>154738486It's not Neymar's fault that Romário was born in a time when Brazil still had football players.
>se o dunga tivesse chamado neymar e ganso em 2010 essa seria a quinta copa do menino Ney
>>154738333Vai lavar louça, Alicia Klein
Football is healing
>>154738579he was really good since 17 tbf
>>154738599>São Paulo faggots' football club
>>154738487>he's the deadest of-ACK!
>>154738623Não consigo imaginar esses dois transando
>>154738642this shit gave us bad luck that yearrespect the gato
>>154738647i'd rather imagine vini and virginia d b h
>>154738647mommy?
According to CBF, Flamengo 35yo substitute player Alex Sandro is better than:>Carlos Augusto, 27, Inter starter>Mauro Júnior, 27, PSV starter>Caio Henrique, 28, Monaco starter sought out by Flamengo>Abner, 25, Lyon starter
>>154738647She puts on the caralho beltand he groans
cats are stupid and cat owners are fagsF U C K gatos
>>154738663endrick é muito bonzinho, nem deve saber o que é sexo>>154738667yes
>>154738680MOMMY!
He's in
>>154738670growing up is realizing any national team isn't about the best but the coaches favorites and players he believes will fit the team betterall of these niggas are mid and i'm 100% sure you didn't watch 5 full matches of them, you sofascore checking, igor formiga prototype bitch ass nigga
>>154738734you forgot the empresários' picks
Nao importa a posicao, o importante e estar la dentro
>>154738730What does ATA stand for?
>>154738702you should watch severance, bro
>>154738734There are 6 or 7 guys that are very good and must be called. The rest is filler
niggas will literally look you dead in the eye and say stuff like>there's no way Cleberson Otávio from Blyat Locomotiv doesn't deserve a spot at seleção, he's got the best score in attempted inverted runs at círculo central among all players in east and central european league
>>154738734O Alex Sandro não é nem o melhor lateral esquerdo do campeonato brasileiro
>>154738771Same niggas will also complain about those guys when we get eliminated, it's always like this
>>154738755it's actually two graves and a cross
>>154738755Atraído por irmas
>>154738734Brother I don't know what to tell you. If he wants a LB that defends Carlos Augusto is better, if he wants one that attacks Mauro Júnior is better (and can also cover CDM), either way Alex Sandro is not the pick that fits the best. It's simpler than that, it's politics.
>>154738755Neymar is macumbeiro, in macumba you get to pick your personal entity, like that anime Shaman King and Neymar picked ATA-ETOTÔ aka ATA the deity associated with lust and extra marital relationships
>>154738755christian amongus
>>154738763I did. She's also so hot in Boyhood.
>>154738734You're right. They're shit. Flamengo offered 84 millions to Monaco for Caio Henrique because they're retarded and didn't realise their 35yo LB who they got for free is a better player.
pq será que a relação Dorival-SPFC causa nervosismo e inveja?Eu nunca vi tanto corinthiano e flamenguista literalmente explodir de raiva quando Dorival falou que aceitou diminuir salário pq era o SPFC
>>154738831my nigga
>>154738205arraxca
>>154738771Brazil's best winger plays for Zenit St. Petersburg.
Jozão liked the convocation
What a season from Marcos Junior, can't believe he managed to stop all those craques from dutch league such as... huh..
>>154738842EMERSON ROYAL AT SELEÇÃO CONFIRMED
>>154738680Cicciolina?
Alexsandro ow whatever his name is 35 years oldFuck everyone is over 34
>>154738884he isn't better than Raphinhaanyway he only ended up there because he was involved in betting schemes and botafogo had to offload him quickly
bateu na cueca no peito e artilhou a porra do peladinho do carai
>>154738964Flamengo 4Zenit 2Players involved in bettin schemes 2
>>154738925Emerson Royal only starts because Danilo can't play two games in a row.
>>154738946Patricia Arquette
Endrick e Estevaoberg reservas de luxo
why did abuelotti specifically request for a juventuded staff member at seleção tho?
>>154738992Endrick só vai jogar na prox copa, essa é só pra tirar o cabaço
>>154738992no san pablo players? too bad!
>>154738914As opposed to Alex Sandro who couldn't defend against Bruno Zapelli?
>>154738755Argenchinos Tomam (no) Anus
>>154739031E flamengo toma do Lanus kkkkkkk
I'm happy for ney but I don't think you have any real chances at this, i'll root for you anyways>>154736425madre
remember this leddit memelmaaao
>>154738984She's so domineering.
>>154739048Astro Boy isn't even a Shonen Jump character.
>>154739025Alex Sandro was called because Abuelotti trusts him, pointless putting any logic in it but actually believing these shitters are good is laughable
>>154739077
Se o Juninho Capixaba jogasse no Flamengo, o Douglas Santos nem pra lista ia
>>154738148>>154738148Precisely
>brazil choosing their players to merchmaxx instead of win gameshave the commies under lula run out of money again
>>154739031>>154739039Mmkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkk i dont get it
Eu queria arrumar uma esposa boliviana magra e bonita para assistir jogos do The Strongest
WHERE ARE THE BITCHES WHO SAID MENINO NEY WASN'T GOING? WHERE ARE THEY NOW?
Explain to me in simple terms how come he is so shit that he doesn't even deserve a chance in a team with only 5 midfielders.
>>154739203I'm here. He's going to passar vergonha in this copa.
Se o Brasil ganhar de algum jeito com essa convocação meme vai ser puro lulz
>>154739315vai ganhar porra nenhuma
we don't say that here, go back to /int/ or caravela
>>154739297VOCE VAI JANTAR VERGOCHI
>>154739203The goalpost has now been moved to>well he won't be a starterThey're very mad
>>154739338Baby Sneed?!!!?!?
>>154739329Say all of the things we say here if you are so smart
https://x.com/WelberMelo16463/status/2056482886069387352SEEEEEEEEEETHING>Dinheiro compra tudo , sem joelho, nunca ajudou seleção brasileira, não ganhou bola de ouro e a mídia babando ovo.
>>154739352Endrick em 2017 :)
>>154739358beans and farts
quando menino ney ficou na televisau eu peidei meus olhos como nunca antes, obrigado senhor ancelochi voce é bom demais
>>154738992Estevao was called?
>>154739387I say this
^kill this guy
>>154739358porra na cueca
The only niggas that got applaudated were endricki, neymar and the flamengo niggas.
>>154739448He knows too much. Shut it down.
>>154739463They held Vini for last as some kinda surprise but nobody clapped.
>>154739519kinda makes me feel bad for vini bc he's a good guy but the whole act about bitching for being called a monkey is really disgusting
You can really tell that blueflags think they deserve to live
As vezes eu acho q a falta de uma educação católica faz a diferençaNo passado os jogadores da seleção tinham educação católicaHj eles sao todos evangélicos ou macumbeiros
>>154739288Who is this guy
>>154739579Sadly for Neymar's last wc but Vini needs to be humbled so he can focus on what matters.
>>154739519They were listed alphabetically. No celebration needed for Vini because everyone knew he'd get called up even if he lost his legs in a car accident.
Neymar will score two goals against haiti and fuck our world cup by making people ask for him to start
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