>>154735518
FREE MY (FAT) BOY ENDRICK

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he's in

Fucking circus for a stupid callup, whereas the actual competitors simply released the lists online, with a quick fun video at best. Cringe.

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i'll root for argentina because of this cringe presentation

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sorry brazil bros for posting your humiliation rutual. i didn't know they were doing this shit

>>154735518
Bro I just wanna know the NAMES
Quit with the fucking theatrics

Fucking hell Abuelotti being forced to watch this crap with the notebook in hand, he just wants to go home fucking kek

PLS STOP REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

>>154735665
Is he ok

I know for a FACT a limp-wristed leftist sodomite wrote this shit

>>154735533
Fat players are sovl

>>154735518
What was the point of doing a 55 prelim panel then?

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SUPPOSED LEAK

>Rayan
>Sara
>LH
BASED
>Neymar
It's over.

>>154735518

>>154735733
>Danilo
>Alex Sandro
>Paquebet

with flaniggers you lose

>>154735733
If this is true I'm disappointed there is no John Victor or Kaiky

Never put theater kids in charge of anything ever again

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Why do brazilians hate their star representative in soccer?

>>154735792
This beautiful event was made thanks to investments in ANCINE

>>154735845
>shopped in ears
Very funny

Based Samir Xaud

>>154735518
Nodoka cute

The person in that squad that doesn't deserve a spot is Gabriel Martinelli.

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>>154735845

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>whitest brazilian player of all time was a hated prottie
any more like him in the queue?

>now let's watch a video of the women team
BRO WHO CARES JUST LET THE OLD FART SAY THE NAMES

For me, it’s going to be in the round of 16.

>>154735845
Because he is a mono

>>154735961
I'm betting on QF exit like usual

>>154735961
round of 32 exit to neverlands

Please bring my fren Gabby Sara

>>154735988
Can Incelloti bring O QUARTO(final)?

this squad announcement is so dogshit that I want anyone else to win now
Holy shit I want to see the players, not moral platitudes

>>154735961
for me it's O HEXA

>>154735957
chud
next womens world cup will be in Brazil you retard

>>154736067
So?
Is it 2027 right now?

I'm was cringing so hard during the theatre bullshit, at least the red head was hot

I noticed the accent change in the Brazilian Portuguese lingua the black girl pronounces some words beginning R properly but the white girl says words beginning with R like an H. Martinelli and Gabi Magahlaes have the same linguistic difference I saw in an interview

>>154736131
>properly

>3 million watching

>30min in
>0 names

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EARLY NEYMAR CALL UP CELEBRATION

Dude used a portuguese world that even I don't know the meaning kek

Hoje é Neyday!

>>154735946
But Alison is whiter than him?

When is Neymar going on stage?

>>154736232
É tois

This like at a wedding, you just want the couple to kiss and so we can eat and party but we want Ancelotti to announce the squad and let the players celebrate kek

OHNONONO
Don't wait the list for the next hour. It's over

>>154736296
Honestly pretty good analogy

>>154735583
what the fuck are all these neymar outfits from? what kind of sponsor made him go through these humiliation rituals

MURIÓ PELÉ

>>154736314
What if he just likes it

They even ressurected Pele for this shit. Its over the OBA-OBA is here again

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NERMAN OUT

>AI slop to celebrate the memories of people who have passed away
Why?

They 5 minutes for the announcement

>>154736357
Neymar changed his insta bio for Santos FC and Brazil. It's happening

My phone will run out of battery before the list is out ffs

Is this as cringe as the fifa one?

>>154736355
It will never leave. Someday players will have to win it despite this faggotry

They probably created those songs with I.A too. It's so fucking bad

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>>154736431
sending 1% to my fren

Anzelochi will use the bean fart language, so you probably won’t hear nerman, but a HUGE FART

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>Carleto personal assistant
LMAO
you gotta love this man, he knows how to live

>interviewing the singer
The bsolite state of this presentation

>>154736450
I'd say it's worse because it's coming off as trying too hard

>>154736530
BRAZIL WANTS TO KNOW WHAT HE THINKS, CHUD

>>154736466
Bro but at least the OBA-OBA happened when players got together. They didnt even announced the list and the CBF president is already talking about the hexa winning party lmao

Se o Brasil pegar a França vai tomar 8x1

>>154736357
Zoo nigga, you dirty dog, leave!

5 minutes of Neymar dabbing on all women and gays campaigning against his convocation would have been much kinoer, fuck this show

>>154736580
Chikaner, my dick is itchy, please come and suck it

>>154736566
Yeah, it only worsens. With Tite at least you had a killer qualifier tournament to warrant some hype, this one was shite

Bro its the 87th minute at the Arsenal game. This presentation started at the top of the hour and it still hasn't happened

apparently neymar is in but he's not in the panini album

death to bichas

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Lixo.

>>154736523
Yum

fuck event faggots

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Pikachu's in

Gay

[SERIO] Bolsonaro to give a speech right before Ancelotti’s list announcement

Encher linguiça is a brazilian tradition so please be patient

>>154736523
holy fucking shit who is that assistant

POWER POINT PRESENTATION HOLY SHIT

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even galvão and tiago leifert are bored with this shit

OK NOW IT'S FOR REAL, HAPPENING

is the eternal menino in or not? that's what really matters

Fucking finally

where's the "qatar gato apology ritual"?

E VAGABUNDO TÁ LÁ

Does Abuelotti speak Portuguese?

cmon ya cunts

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>>154736913

POR QUÉ HABLA EN ESPAÑOL LMAO

>Church bell in the background

>>154736928
Portunhol

If Nerman is in I will riot. Just bury this retired player already

Bro just announce the squad old man

>>154736940
Its closer to spanish

>>154736979
Stfu whore

>i'm not afraid to say we can win the world cup
...sure

>>154736940
PORQUE CARAJO VOCE ESTÁ A HABLAR EN PORTUNHOL?

why are there so many bengalis in chat

>>154736956
it's the hour of judgement

Is he switching between Spanish and Portuguese mid sentences or something

ugly language ngl

>>154736998
Suppose he's in
What is he going to bring

>speaking fluent portunol

based

>>154736998
Neymarzette detected. Remove yourself from the premises. You don't know ball

>>154737017
bots

HAPPENING

No fucking John Victor fuck off

>>154737026
Yes

>>154737031
sovl

>>154736997
but unless retarded, a spanish speaker should be able to get it even if they speak portuguinho

Leo Pereira - Flamengo (big cheers for some reason)

Douglas Santos and Roger Ibanez? What the hell man

>chamando os macacos do flamengo
VAI ARGENTINA

>al alhi

>all those cheers when a flamengo player gets called up
kek

stop the yippy yap old man

Holy this defense squad is grim

>Paqueta
Lmao

Fabinho, liverpool legend, in the squad

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>

>now comes the beautiful
Even him is admitting our defense is shit kek

NEYMAR CALLED UP

>Nerman is in
See you guys in 2030

VAMOOOOOOOOOOOLOOS NEYMAR NA COPAAAAAAA
VAI TOMAR NO CU!

Nerman will warm that bench real good

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APOLOGIZE

Nermon younger

Forwards:
Endrick
Gabriel Martinelli
Igo Thiago
Luis Henrique
Matheus Cunha
Neymar Jr
Rafinha
Rayan
Vinicius

LMAO
Neymar in

Leftists on suicide watch

odds on neymar getting injured before the tournament starts

Maybe brazilians deserve their national team

WE BACK NERMANBROS;

There was literally no changes to the squad of 2022.

>>154737100
and no govl

No Joao Pedro wtf

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>NEYMAR
>2026

>paqueta
>nerman
It is over. Morrocco will win the group stage.
Pathetic, pathetic senile old man with no balls.

where is meu pombo

>>154737029
>tf
>tp

Ancelotti really walks like Biden. Same weak gait and stance like he's about to collapse any second

even ancelotti couldn't resist panelinha

>>154737241
there was SOME changes, irelandbrazilanon

>>154737144
It is in Rio

erika januza sexo

>>154737272
Brazil is a nation that can be described in a single world
Azafootinnnnfootafoot

>that close up on tucano huck out of nowhere
this country is a playground for a dozen jew families

Culpa do Bolsonaro

So they really forced Ancelotti to include "the prince that didn't want to be king" huh

>>154737310
>Aza*foot*innnn*foot*a*foot*
He'd be right

>>154737312
>No don't film the most tv presenter on activity

>>154737247
Yep, we're fucked

>>154737389
>a freaking TV presenter who is not even football related
yeah, you shit eating gado

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Moids on suicide watch

>no Andrey Santos or Gabriel Sara
>Paquebet
>3 fullbacks
What was he thinking?

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Ok so if Brazil wins the world cup it's actually Italy win cuz ancelotti right??

>>154736131
The pronunciation of R in certain positions in words depends on where you are from, we don't have a rule

>>154737682
Bro please focus on fixing your talent scouting, it's just sad to not see Italy in the WC at this point

>>154737690
In the beginning of a word it's always H though

>>154737682
OK bro I'll do that first thing tomorrow thanks for the tip

>>154736858
I want to have sex with Kuruminha

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Seleção Brasileira / Brazil National Team / WC 2026 Roster

NO IGOR JESUS............................................

Roster, with the 26 names:

Goalkeepers:
Alisson (Liverpool)
Ederson (Fenerbahçe)
Weverton (Grêmio)

Defenders:
Alex Sandro (Flamengo)
Bremer (Juventus)
Danilo (Flamengo)
Douglas Santos (Zenit)
Gabriel Magalhães (Arsenal)
Ibañez (Al-Ahli)
Léo Pereira (Flamengo)
Marquinhos (PSG)
Wesley (Roma)

Midfielders:
Bruno Guimarães (Newcastle)
Casemiro (Manchester United)
Danilo Santos (Botafogo)
Fabinho (Al-Ittihad)
Lucas Paquetá (Flamengo)

Forwards:
Endrick (Lyon)
Gabriel Martinelli (Arsenal)
Igor Thiago (Brentford)
Luiz Henrique (Zenit)
Matheus Cunha (Manchester United)
Neymar (Santos)
Raphinha (Barcelona)
Rayan (Bournemouth)
Vini Jr. (Real Madrid)