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1-0 to the ARSEnal
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Remember to stay humble lads
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>>154737015
Kiss it Shitty 115 Oil Scum
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>retard brother always have a stream ahead of me
>starts smashing around his room with minutes to go
>wait for the inevitable
>see a burnley throw in + cross come in
>this is fucking it
>cleared
>still wait
>whistIe goes

Holy fuck. Idk if he's a betting spastic or what. It's done. Adrenaline high as fuck right now.
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i'm really really really nervous about the palace match
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1-0 Newcastle
1-0 Atletico Madrid
1-0 West Ham
1-0 Burnley

Are >we gonna win 1-0 against Crystal Palace and PSG too?
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EZ PEEZEE

I KNEW WE WOULD WIN

NOW ONLY PALACE AND THEIR UNDER 10s LEFT
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great now we will have a week of MUH RED CARD in the media
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What the fuck are Arsenal trying to do to me? +10 minutes too? Fuck off. Still, 1-nil to the Arsenal.
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>>154737015
if I feel just little bit funny seeing this, may I be gay? I have no history of gayness and regularly fap to Danielle Sharp and other page3 girls.
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If you're a casual spectator you're watching that game and thinking burnley are a top half side, not a team already relegated after conceding 74 goals.
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>>154737090
just bring up the 2 city should've had at brentford
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Arteta out btw.

>>154737070
Didn't I just read this exact same post in the other thread?
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>1-0 again
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Anyone else feels physically sick? I can't take more of these games man..
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>>154737084
Arteta winning the Prem should be at least jump him to +6 on the ARTETA IN index
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>>154737090
At this point its like watching the circus clowns.
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60 MILLION DOWN THE DRAIN
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>>154737111
>0 shots on target

no I don't think so

you'll think "this relegation team are trying to murderball a draw against the team in 1st place"
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>mfw I watch Arsenal
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>>154736599
>Considering what's on the line, this performance fucking STINKS
This has literally been Arsenal all season, yet they're somehow on the brink of a league title and are in the CL final.
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>>154737111
It's the Arteta way
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Could've crushed city hopes by demolishing this shit team but if there was a way of winning while actually losing it's that way
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They just announced the Brazil squad for the World Cup. Congrats to our very own Gabriel Martinelli and Gabriel Magahlaes they will be going to the United States as part of the 26 man squad.
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1,1,1,3,1,1,1,0,1,0,1,0

The amount of goals we've scored in our past 12 games. Absolute shit.
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even citeh squeaked by them
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>>154737186
still top 5 in europe
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What was this moron thinking?
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At least one pen for the Arse (converted by Sucka), but Shitvertz should've been sent off, simple as.
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>>154737090
Nah Pep's gone and the circus has fully moved onto that right now

It's pretty crazy actually what a time to drop that news
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these protagonists
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I domt see arsenal losing thar last game as crystal will likely bench players
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Time to be a Bouremouth lifelong.
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>>154737186
sign of champions la
>>154737206
dutch people don't think
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>>154737206
This nigga REALLY wanted those twitter brownie points
I bet he wanted to feel like a hero tonight to all those subhumans
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>>154737206
pure seething

see it from shit teams every season against arsenal

never do it against city

even players prefer cheats win every year
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The fuck is this bullshit?! They barely won 1-0 against a relegated side...
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might be title winners in approx 23 hours lads
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>>154737197
That was at Burnley they smashed them at etihad
Arsenal beat Burnley 1-0 home and away.
Burnley did not have a single shot on target tonight.
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Jason Bournemouth lifelongs, report in
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>>154737248
should've had a pen and at least 2 more corners
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>>154737197
This does make it better desu. Thanks, swedebro.
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>>154737015
Why bro got so much butt?
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>>154737260
Eh, that twat will roll over for Shitty to gain a bit of favor for the vacant job.
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>Arsenal have won 16 straight against newly-promoted sides at the Emirates
based.
>>154737266
how many extra points does winning 5-0 give you?
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>>154737082
you need to get some new webms
oh wait...
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ABAs considering suicide listening to arteta right now
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>>154737260
We definitely will be. City's morale in utter shambles right now.
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>>154737248
Welcome to Artetaball.
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>>154737275
You quoted the wrong post, la.
I was posting about the post-whistle spectacle on the pitch.
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>>154737296
Bald fraud v2.0 Maresca is basically confirmed.
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>>154737111
I had that thought against West Ham for 40 or so minutes after the blunder arteta made when ben white got injured where I was like "who is the team trying to fight for survival and who is the team trying to fight for top spot again?"
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>>154737319
last home game of the season about to win the league and you're celebration policing lmao
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>open play xg of 0.66
>lowest Burnley have faced in the last 3 months
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>>154737245
Because it means more against >us. >We actually fucking matter. That's also part of the reason why every single club plays their best against >us, because they can actually say to their kids and their grandkids that they faced The Arsenal and beat them. No one is going to tell stories about beating Man Shitty to their kids lmao.
The other reason is that >we literally ask for it, but that's another story.

>>154737248
Come on Polandbro, I know it's not your first game of the season.
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>>154737325
looking forward to City turning into Chelsea 2.0
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>>154737311
nope. city called it now so the players their hardest to win for pep
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>>154737296
bournemouth can realistically climb to 5th place
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>>154737350
it is only matter if they got punished for the 115. else fuck all matter, the league might as well be a joke
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>>154737359
The City players are phoning their agents
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>>154737335
NIGGA THEY BARELY BEAT A RELEGATED SIDE AND WON EXACTLY 0 TROPHIES YET
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>score a gorillion goals
>still the same GD as the 1-0 merchants
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Oh the footballing gods have definitely decided it's Arsenal year after fucking us over with so many reds in the past.
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>>154737015
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All these words they make no sense, I find bliss in ignorance
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>>154737343
it's almost like burnley played extra defensive to try and stink out a draw so the world would applaud them for helping cheats win the league again

multiple times in that game they had all 10 outfield players in their own box
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What is this called?
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in case anyone tries
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>>154737311
Not even. Their players have been cocky as fuck recently. If I was a city player with an inflated ego I'm watching this game and thinking this team is shit and don't deserve to be above me. It's a massive ego boost. We made Burnley look competitive.
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>>154737413
up the arse
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>high tackle, studs up
>only thing that saves him is the lack of force
Nah, the only thing that saved Kai Havertz is the fact that the refereeing in footy, especially the English refereeing, is FUCKING BENT.
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>>154737015
>>154737402
Too much ass.
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>>154737417
well they can take out that rage smashing 10 goals against villa who are looking forward to their final while pep books his flights back to spain
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>>154737426
irish sleeper cell agent detected
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>>154737402
Was waiting for this, lmao.
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>>154737424
Why are you so mad?
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>>154737471
zesty fella
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Why is every Arsenal match a heart break or a heart attack?
Why can't we ever be relaxed?
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Watching the CL final with a PL title in the bag would be comfy.
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>>154737448
i know this will never happen but imagine if villa is the one who took points of them
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Is that fella still doing the IPTV throw away emails?
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they're trying to angle it to VAR
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>>154737424
>the refereeing in footy, especially the English refereeing, is FUCKING BENT.

very true

city got away with 2 DOGSOs and a violent conduct decision against brentford

everton denied a pen in added time at 3-2 only to score an equalizer after added time

city got away with a DOGSO on haverts in the arsenal game

could come up with a dozen more examples over the season but there's a few from just the last 5 games
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>>154737495
It's the Artetaslop way, everything has to be fine margins with him.
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BREAKING: Pep Guardiola’s potential exit comes as the outcome of the INVESTIGATION into Manchester City’s 115 alleged breaches of the Premier League’s financial regulations, and any possible punishments, is still yet to be communicated.

Manchester City DENY the allegations.

[@TheAthleticFC]
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>>154737511
This is the only reason Allkebabskan is still watchable as a match goer. Glad we said no.
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Maresca is the next city manager
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>>154737528
Didn't he say he would resign if City are caught with any breaches? Is this an omen?
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>>154737528
they're already negotiating fines instead of punishment so it's not gonna matter
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>what a shitshow of a game
>i was here for it all
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>>154737538
only really care about stockholm derbies, other than that, cba
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>>154737470
Because this bullshit is ruining the game, mate,
At least one pen for the Arse tonight, too.
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>>154737528
They'll get a fine, probably a couple of banned transfer windows, and maybe some points deductions.
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>>154737552
>fines
yeah, punishment is only for the poors
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can't believe Michael Owen is defending Arsenal
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>>154737528
anything less than city being sent to the bottom of the pyramid and having all their trophies stripped from them is a slap on the wrist
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>>154737528
>i am not a sore loser, it was my moral objections t.pep granolel
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>>154737528
>Manchester City DENY the allegations.
Which ones?
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>>154737528
they never tweeted this
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>>154737560
Forgot to post this. Not sure if it means anything meant to be 'you're the one' scene I think. Long time since I watched the matrix so I'm unsure about it.
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>Burnley's last shot was at 57'
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>Bukayo Saka has become just the third player to both score 50+ Premier League goals and provide 50+ Premier League assists for Arsenal, alongside Thierry Henry and Dennis Bergkamp.
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Lmao Stuart is having a meltdown trying to take the picture
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>>154737692
where are you watching
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>>154737703
Arsenal YouTube channel
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>It was red for Havertz
Cry me a river!
Those Burnley subhumans were playing murderball from the first minute of the game, going full butcher mode on Arsenal players.
I'm glad Havertz two-footed the guy.
Also Arsenal got robbed of 2 penalties... so tit for tat i guess.
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>Declan Rice had the most touches (101), accurate passes (72) and regained possession the most times (seven) of any player on the pitch tonight.
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My wife told me, my brother in law and my father in law who are also Arsenal fans who are visiting from Korea that Arsenal better win the title this Sunday or all hell is gonna break loose for missing my nephews Dol (1st bday). Don't fuck this up Arteta I swear to God.
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>>154737717
sounds like it was same old Arsenal always cheating
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kek @ Vieira putting Rice, Chambers, Gabriel and Saka in the invincible '04 side. Recency bias out of control
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>>154737800
>6-0
>the chernobyl vIbrant yellow kit
those were some good days, we really didn't appreciate the ultra attacking football we played back then
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>>154737824
>Chambers
What?
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_W8JCZayRkE
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>>154737824
>vieira thought the yellow card on havertz instead of a red was correct
Well Vieira would lmao.
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>>154737824
Only player I'd put in is Timber desu

Rice if it's a 433 layout
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All I know is that I’m being rewarded for being a Kai guy with goals and shithousery. Thank you Havertz and let’s get the World Cup in America later this year
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>>154737854
He treats the fans like they're players

>"make sure you keep up this standard"

He'll have analysts monitoring individuals in the crowd. If you don't generate on average 85dB a game, your season ticket is revoked.
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Can bournemouth actually do it tomorrow?
can they win or draw?
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>>154737941
Yes
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>>154737941
FT 2:2
screenshot this
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>>154737941
We'll get a draw if we're lucky.
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>>154737941
There's no team City have beaten more in the league than Bournemouth. I'm not expecting anything from them.
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>>154737941
no they can't, we have to get the job done all they way in palace.
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>glassner confirmed he'll play his strong xi last day of the season
League confirmed bottled on the last day
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>>154737941
Yes. will they, no. I can already envisage the utter slop we'll be serving up against Palace. I'm almost certain at this point if City win tomorrow they'll win the league.
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>>154737800
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>Took only 1 point away from Liverpoo
League should already be wrapped up by now.
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>>154737905
What other GK got the EPL golden glove 3 seasons in a row?
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>>154737848
Did he stutter?
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>>154738048
Pepe Reina and Joe Hart
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>>154738048
eeerm dont quote me on that but like cech or something? saw a video earlier today - raya is apparently the only one (????) to win the golden glove in the championship and in the pl
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>>154737800
His ability to regain the ball while standing is pretty insane. Most players just slide tackle and kick the ball into the crowd.
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>>154738171
Modern day Tony Adams.
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>>154737941
Shitty already slipped. >We just have to win at Palace.
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>>154737824

---- Ljunberg --- Henry --- Saka ----

---Bergkamp-----------

----Vieira ---- Rice -------

Cole --- Gabriel --- Campbell ---- Timber


---Raya----

Quadruple locked up

SUBS:

Pires
Saliba
Gilberto Silva
Toure
Gyok
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>>154738171
yo i been meaning to ask you - you watching the final at home or in a bar?
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>>154738192
>Saka ahead of Pires

kek
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>>154738194
Probably with friends at home. One Arsenal fan, other two give zero shits about football but tolerate it.
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>>154738227
+ i tried watching with other Arsenal fans at bars but i just get annoyed by the irl shit takes.
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>>154738192
Campbell would be too slow nowadays. Saliba x Gabriel good enough. Pires was elite and way better than Saka/Dungberg. Even Wiltord gets ahead of Saka
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>>154738267
>>154738227
yeah i know i was part of the fanclub for about 2 years... i was thinking about watching it in a random touristy pub with like foreigners and all but yeah the more i think about it - home is probably the better option hah
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Gibraltargaard didnt waste time making forward passes to shitvertz. The minute gyok comes on not a single pass received from that limp wristed captain...that ucl final is going to be next level humiliation ritual
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>>154738398
what midfield do we play in the final?
i'd actually start havertz in the final because i believe theres a high chance the game goes extra time/pens, and gyok is the best pen taker we have, he also can't possibly play more than 90 minutes, so i'd sub him in second half.
but the midfield is very tricky to get right imo, rice starts for sure, but between eze, odegaard, MLS, zubimendi, who do you start and who gets in? it's really a tough choice.
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>>154737624
oooof mik looks so real very nice. ya i havent seen the movies in a long time too.. havent even seen the last one - whats it called? resurrection?
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This fucking team man I swear. I did predict it would be yet another 1-0 nervy win, though.
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>>154738590
Skelly-rice-harvertz could work, but sharteta will find a way to force zubelightweight and odefraud in there somehow
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>>154738630
nazdravi cesko
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>s-second again ole ole
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>>154738694
At this point I'm starting to believe Arteta just does it for the bants.

>"Boy those lads over on Eternal Arse will never guess the absolute monstrosity of a game I have in store for them tonight!"
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>>154737941
There's still a very real possibility that Arsenal lose the title on the final day on goal difference. Need either a draw tomorrow night for Bouremouth, or a definite Arsenal win on Sunday.
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>>154738803
kinda funny how we all just agree that aston villa gonna bend over for shitty and never bother the possibilities that take any points
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>>154738824
Of course both Arsenal and City could draw their games on Sunday, but who knows the odds for that happening.
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>>154738803
>emery
>taking points off anyone except arsenal
Cant happen
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>>154737015
phwoar
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>>154738781
>those lads over on Eternal Arse
see big man... evrryone saying the arse is boring, arteta is boring.. the football is boring... but is that the case really? when was the last time we won 6-0.. all 1-0s with 10 mins added time...anything but boring lmao
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We need our owm zamina mina chant like palace have where they get dean henderson to start the chant. Raya starting a chant mid game would be legendary for aura.
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>>154737624
Oh how they laughed at him when he brought out that light bulb. They're not laughing anymore.
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>>154739059
Indeed
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Pep Guardiola: "If we don't win tomorrow, we will congratulate Arsenal.

"And we would like to arrive [on the final day with a chance], Crystal Palace away is always Crystal Palace away. We play at home, I would not say Aston Villa is easy, completely the opposite - Unai [Emery] is just extraordinary, exceptional.

"But we would love to arrive on the last [day], the people arrive next Sunday, extending these hopes that maybe we can win the Premier League again..." [via @HaytersTV]
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>>154737106
pathetic simp
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>>154739114
>Begging unai for an ez win
Bald cunt
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>>154739114
>we will congratulate Arsenal
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I just don't see Bournemouth losing tomorrow. Their last home loss was in January to Arsenal.
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Hincapie has a nice arse
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>>154739296
so do you
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>>154737015
Bros when will the humiliation end??
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>>154738837
50/50 init
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>>154739357
in less than 24 hours
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>>154737129
In 12 days' time I will be happy either way.
Either Arsenal will have won the greatest Double in their history, or I will have undergone turbo-amnesiac brainwashing at the hands of a questionable gypsy hypnotist to remove all memories of me being an Arsenal fan.
It'll be okay gyros bro.
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>>154739357
This time tomorrow I'll be the happiest man in the world. We all will.
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>>154739357
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Gabriel Martinelli and Gabriel Magahlaes just got selected to play for Brazil at the World Cup. Our very own boys. I could argue all of the players in starting XI today will be selected for NT's except Cala ofc Italy isn't the WC kek
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>>154739339
Fanks uwu
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If shitty lose or draw tomorrow I might get a late night train down to the emirates. I'm sure there will be celebrations.
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>>154739603
almost everyone in the team will be dead for next season except calafiori (who will get hurt within 3 games anyway) mls and raya. need big, big summer of transfers to handle fatigue.
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>>154739623
how far are you?
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I actually though Martinelli was going to score that chance then he dribbled the ball like it was a basketball and got chased down by 45 year old Kyle Walker.
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>>154739694
50 miles, train is 30 minutes, direct line on the fast train. It'll cost a fortune but who cares. Might go down there and watch it in a pub we'll see, have to help my sister move tomorrow but evening should be free. Maybe I'll leave at half time if it's looking promising and drive instead, but no booze in that case :(.
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>>154739730
just drink and drive lad, it's 22 years occasion
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>>154739841
You make a compelling argument
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About to play the 2042 Champions League final against Olympique Lyon. In the Benabeu no less. Expected winner. I am arsenal boss. Stayed up 2 hours once I won the semi's. Will post a half time update.
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>>154740030
Based future gaffer blessing us with this prophecy
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2-0 win in the UCL final. Prime terrorball in display. Low possession, good amount of freekicks and corners. They were never really in it. They're blocked out by my lowblock counter terrorist tactic so it's mostly poor long shots. We hit them hard with direct through balls in transition. Attacking midfielder put in a shift as he does, got an early first goal. Second goal was a clinical direct counter just how I like it. They also played a similar tactic where they played low with counter focus but it was nothing compared to my boys. Penetrated deep on the left flank and created some good chances from there too which I'm pleased with, fits well with my strategy.

I see something like this in the real UCL final. I see a good performance that snags two goals from brilliant plays and fantastic individual performances. We're going to win the league. We're going to win the champions league.
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>>154739730
hmmmm... tell you what
>30 min ride
>in the evening
>money
>have to ride back home
>arrangements for the next day
>cant get hammered
>other factors
like if the result was guaranteed sure but like borneoumnouth missed about 20 sitters in 23-24..... if you do tho, take snaps, id love to see pics
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>>154740340
It was nothing short of an Arteta masterclass. 2 DM's instead of central midfielders, they act like Rice where they are on defensive duty but spray balls forward often, with one running forward to the opposition box if we've got a slower build up than expected. Full backs are more defensive, wide midfielders act like wingers in attack but sit deeper to give more defensive solidity. Attacking forward sits on their line, only small amount of pressing but when possession changes the ball should hit him for a throughball, or he holds up, passes to the wide players or AM. AM is jack of all trades, he comes back but is expected to snap forward quick for counters. He's not super aggressive but he's always there abouts. Told him to run at defence after seeing Odegaard play recently because it causes disruption in their line, and it works very well.

Loving this tactic. It's based off Arteta's arsenal. Works well against majority of teams, especially the big teams. Smaller teams usually sit way back and it's hard to break down so I have to move midfield up and change their roles. But this has mowed the champions league this year and won big prem games, and the EFL cup.
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Really wish Havertz did that shit on Fleming the cunt. Crazy he’s white because he acts like an absolute NIGGER.
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>>154740407
I'm hopeful. Bournemouth are on a long unbeaten run. Sure it's a hungry city. But they're 16 games unbeaten in the prem. And the last team to beat them as us. There's a very good chance that city drop points, so much so I may bet on it. They still have something to play for too, if they win they're a point of liverpool going into the final game. Liverpool drop points, they get a fucking champions league spot, which is incredible for them. Best believe they're going into this game with something to prove. With all the city drama going on with pep leaving, players leaving, 115, NEEDING to win. It's a perfect storm.
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Yup im game, i got a boner seeing Hincapies ass.
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>>154740604
Meant gay hahaha
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>>154737015
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>>154740556
ooooh big man... like i can write about 10 pages on what you said and in a sense id love to be in your shoes
>hmmm im 30 mins away from my teams stadium....
so then - just thinking out loud here - just go before the game starts, see how it goes and then decide?
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>>154740627
everyone is at least a little gay
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>>154740691
My gran literally lives opposite too but idk if I want to bother her. It's a 19:30 start too which gives me some time. I'll see what happens. It'll be electric down there if it happens. Regardless it'll be full of fans. Pubs will be wild.
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>the board builds a new stadium named after me
Brings a tear to my eye. Damn this game is so soulful.
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>>154740775
im sure nan will be delighted seeing you jumping up and down and screaming and singing and being happy altogether ^^ well i mean unless you idk killer her pet hamster and like killed her backyard tomatoes... in which case pub is probably better hah
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>>154741010
>472
what is this fm 02/03 lol
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where do i get a chinese 1:1 kai jersey
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/Kai Guys/
we are world wide
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>>154741549
Retarded cunt almost also cost us the game. Uncanny how one man can give and take like that…abusive
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>>154741621
retarded cunt won us the game tho.
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>>154741621
shameful
>>154741736
based
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Jason Bournemouth forever
Whatever the weather
These cherries our own
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>>154742339
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>>154737015
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Just curious, how well do think PSG would have done against an already relegated Burnley at the Parc des Princes
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>>154737108
It's quite a feminine looking ass and pose. If you could see it in more detail with all the hair, and smell the man smell and all that, then it would probably not be so arousing. Or maybe it would, and you would be gay. That's only for you to know buddy. Not me though I'm straight as hell. I just fapped to that picture but its straight for all the reasons I explained.
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>Josh Kroenke “There will be no standing still once this season ends”
>Invest again, build a dynasty. This club deserves it. Arteta deserves it.
>These fans who have stuck by you through it all deserve it most.
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>>154737210
It's gonna to be even crazier when 115 verdict drops right after Arsenal officially wins the league
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Havertz should've been put in the book and Hincapie should've been out on the sex offenders list. There was kids in the stadium.
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when it's been so long without a title win - does a rigged win still feel just as good as a legit one would? genuine question
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Bournemouth is gonna make you champions today
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>>154745951
i mean, the other guy pulled his pants down, not his fault innit
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>pep without anything to lose
Bournemouth are getting bootyblasted.

Pic rel. Pep using his final embers in one final attack (winning the league on the final day).
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>>154746211
>Pic rel. Pep using his final embers in one final attack (winning the league on the final day).

Pep leaving is somehow gonna make Palace play better?
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>>154746076
>>154743042
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How is Saka a Christian when his grandparents are Muslim?
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>>154747048
i don't know what that means. is that a yes or a no?
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Arteta is such a fucking retard
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>>154747082
>when his grandparents are Muslim?
Are they? Isn't that just how all nigerians dress
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Arteta has always just struck me as kinda clueless. Good energy, means well, but clueless. To the point where I'd honestly believe you if you told me he wasn't even involved with the PGMOL rigging - if it was just the ownership or even entirely rigged by PGMOL itself. Arteta seems to think he's actually leading a team to an actual title. Of course it could all be an act and maybe he's in on it. If so, good on him, he has me fooled.
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>wearing the kino 3rd jersey in the penultimate title deciding game
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>>154747082
Western brain rot on display here
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>>154738810
ALLEZ ALLEZ ALLEZ OHH
ALLEZ ALLEZ ALLEZ OHH
AFCB
RED AND BLACK ARMYYY
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GD is now officially a lost battle so a draw at Palace would only be okay if City do the same tonight or on Sunday. No problem though, we'll just beat them 1-0 and job done.
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>>154737090
Not a single red card or penalty given against Arsenal all season, how amazing. Meanwhile PGMOL is crying about a ref daring to cut the puppet strings and stick with his (correct) decision in a meaningless Man U game.
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A bigger game tonight than last night.
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ArSNEED posting will be absolutely glorious,
I’m literally salivating
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>tfw watching city in the hope they drop points but they never do
>don’t watch them and they drop points
>i have to watch them but i shouldn’t
>we can literally win the fucking league tonight
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this team is gonna be the death of me, fuck me.
If >we play like that vs PasSG the CLUB final will be a bloodbath, not to mention that even the CP game will be a butt clencher beyond words.
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>>154748036
It seems to me that all the shit that happened last season has made the PGMOL decide that they will not get involved with Arsenal unless absolutely 100 % clear and obvious. We haven't gotten any calls our way unless 100 % clear (like the foul on Raya last game) and we haven't gotten any calls against us unless 100 % clear. Saka was probably fouled for a penalty yesterday but the ref let it go and Havertz might have made a red card challenge yesterday but that was also not clear enough. I think that has been a consistency all season long (in the league at least)
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This Guardiola news could go both ways.

Players fighting for Pep or Players giving up thinking they want out before another bald fraud rocks up at the Emptyhad
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>>154748371
If you believe most reports there a already quite a few players looking to jump ship, which hopefully works in >our favor but I won’t expect anything from tonight.
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>>154748386
Based arse haram ball domination incoming
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>>154737941
Bournemouth actually have something to play for... so this game is going to be pretty kino
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is it schizo if i think the officials have conspired to keep us in the race only to have us lose to palace so pep can have his win as a last hurrah
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>>154748434
Nah arse is globohomo and le black culture. They have to now have a period or resurgence. No coincidences
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Pep Guardiola is “furious” at the timing of news around his #ManCity exit, whilst the players are “in a state of shock” having been told as recently as Saturday that he would be staying.

Source: “Pep is furious at the timing just before a game. He summoned the players to join a late night group call and confirmed he was leaving. He apologised for the way the news emerged. It took him by surprise. The players were told as recently as Saturday he wasn’t going so everyone is in a state of shock…” [via @SunSport]

The meltdown begins
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>>154748483
>source: le cul de sa mère
Oliver holt does not get news of a managers departure before his own players do lmao.
He probably informally told them weeks ago.
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>>154748434
>i think the officials have conspired to keep us in the race
They have been completely neutral so they conspire pretty bad. If your team is Man City then you might have a case.
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is this swedish poster actually retarded or am I being baited?
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>>154748588
he's had you rattled for months lad
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>>154748593
i've known this general exists for about 2 weeks
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>>154748604
you've been shitting and crying in match threads and /epl/ all season mate don't try it
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we either see a complete collapse of the city players today after the news or it'll galvanise them to send him off on a high. iraola's last home bournemouth game today too, so both teams will want to impress their managers you feel.
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>>154748665
In my mind the game tonging should be 50/50 but knowing >our luck City will cruise to a comfortable 3-0 win.
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>>154748665
We don't need a total collapse, we just need a tedious and boring draw. An actual Bouremouth win would be too much to ask.
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Bournemouth hasn't lost a prem game since january 3rd against Arsenal
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Would take a sloppy draw today, can't really stand >our games anymore, they take years off our lives.
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>>154748708
Semenyo '2
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>>154748731
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>Pornstar Mary Rock has told PSG goalkeeper Matvey Safonov that she's ready to give him many rounds on bed based on how many saves he makes against Arsenal in the champions league final.

>However, the player's wife didn't like this, She replied Mary Rock on social media " And If he saves badly, what happens?"

This is match fixing
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We're doing the konga around the stadium tonight lads. Don Robbie has put out the bat signal. Get yourselves down to the emirates. It's going to be a festival of city tears and jubilation.
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>>154748755
>Matvey Safonov that she's ready to give him many rounds on bed
wat? He's literally the second ugliest ethnic stereotype in all of Europe
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>>154748588
I don't understand why you are afraid to talk to me. Is it because I have a different opinion? It can be scary to talk to people outside of your echo chamber but you could grow as a person by doing just that
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>>154748755
Arsenal will never be trashy like these other clubs. What a stain on your team to have a whore talking like that. Like pep saying he'll buy the Burnley players rolex, and giving players tips post game. Like mo salad shitting on his team in the media for years now. The endless scandals with liverpool and chelsea players. Tottenham just not playing all season and forcing out great managers.

Arsenal is the only sophisticated team in the big 6. That's what you get when you have players like Rice who choose childhood slam pigs and are in bed by 10pm every night. Rice is the GOAT.
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Officials are widely inconsistent but certain teams benefit more often, basically city. Every time. We've had decisions go our way. We've also been fucked over by decisions many times. Refs man marking gyokeres and calling fouls when he's the one fouled is very frequent. It's just been a referee shit show all season. Westham have been fucked over a lot, same with Everton. But the West ham Arsenal game, the ref allowed them to take out our players constantly. Again zero consistency.
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bournemouth will bend over backwards and get pumped to hell and back by city...like every other team that isnt spuds. Don't get your hopes up people
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>>154748897
> Don't get your hopes up people
Too late
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>>154739598
>Blackberry
man I feel old
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>>154748787
Does Haaland have any Slav genes? Because he looks like he could be his retarded brother
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>>154748979
u guys had the bbm as well?
i still believe that was the best online messaging service created by humans to date.
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>>154749048
*ping
I don't know how they died
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Red bros, it's time.

https://www.arsenal.com/news/ucl-final-be-screened-live-emirates-stadium
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I’m gonna drink again just incase we win the league
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3 points from winning the league and The most entertaining thing to happen in the last 5 game is seeing someone's arse
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come on bournemouth! for jack, for kepa, for ramsdale, for neto!!!
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c-can we really do it guys ?
I'm scared
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>>154749236
that’s the spirit my lad but I still got all the deferred work from yesterday evening and gotta mow the lawn because it has been raining the whole long weekend. Just want to day drink
and watch the City game.
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>>154749370
might not have to

mememouth can beat anybody
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now you remember A.Santos
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>>154749370
WE ARE GONNA DO IT GUISE
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just seen the ultra secret private unreleased 15 second video of josh kroenke having a conversation with arteta post burnley game after the stadium cleared a bit, and let me tell you josh ain't sacking arteta even if mikel personally beheaded every member of the arsenal staff along with their families. they seem to have a solid friendship.
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I don't think I've ever been this hyped for a game that doesn't involve Arsenal
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>>154749565
What did they speak about?
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>>154749621
i was relaxed/calm yesterday but for some reason am jittery today...
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>>154746327
Palace will pull of a kino draw with haram arteta level bus parking
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Islington's gonna be buzzing tonight the scenes when that draw happens tonight will be for the record books
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>>154749648
I will be in London starting the 13th next month. Fucking pisses me that I'd miss the greatest parade in Arsenal's history by a little over a week.
Hope you all have a good time (hopefully starting tonight...)
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Didn't watch the game but had two wanks to Hinapie's arse. Everyone wins.
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>>154749454
never forgot him. remember his blooter against chelsea quite often actually.
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After yesterday's result, theres officially no way to win on GD, meaning theres no insurance left. We now have to beat Palace if City win today, and yesterday's performance didnt inspire too much confidence that we can do it 100%. We say this almost every week now, but the palace game is going to have the most tense and nervous energy we've seen all season. Players were losing their heads over stupid shit last night, so imagine how theyre going to be playing knowing that the entire season now resides on the next games result (assuming City win today, which they likely will)
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>>154749711
Nah. 1-0 to the Arsenal.
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>>154749631
Classified discussions, can't make it public unfortunately.
But at the end josh told arteta " be excited" and mikel responded " am on fire".
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>>154749711
City will draw tonight
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Both Jurrien Timber and Mikel Merino were in good spirits and moving freely

The two players hope to regain their full physical fitness in time to participate in the UEFA Champions League final

[@RyanTaylorSport]
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>>154749750
Stadium expansion, better be. Give me 100,00 seats.
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>>154749121
I'm a silver member so I'd be able to get a ticket, but I think it'll be quite shit watching it in the ground, I'm just going to find a pub in the area to watch it.
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>>154749711
you'll get a nervy 1-0 victory and you will like it you slut
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My cousin sent me a video on IG in typical ultras football fashion, some Arsenal madmen took the train to Bournemouth and lit up fireworks at the Man City hotel the whole night. This is a possible good omen Jeremy Doku didn't sleep
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>>154749764
Can't wait for Timber's legs to fall off 20 minutes in and for Mikel to repeat the West Ham debacle of moving Rice to RB before wasting more subs to correct at half time.
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>>154749857
cope. what actually happens:

>"timber on the ball, brilliant cross, oh Merino attacks it, WHAT A HEADER GOALLLLLLLASOOOOOO"
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let's be real. neither timber or merino will be starting in the CL final. It will be Mosquera on the right.

if Mikel weren't retarded, he'd also start Hincapie on the left. and also Zubi over Eze.
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What happened to the Jewmaican?
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>>154749711
AGUEROOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
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>>154749711
Palace have a final 3 days later, they will be playing their under 18s
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>>154749908
Why did they have to show a replay of it? The lads in the production truck must have been losing it. I rarely burst out laughing but that one made me crack up, especially the way it happened, and then the camera stayed with him until he put the shorts back on.
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>>154749978
>but that one made me crack up
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>>154749908
has there been another angles with perhaps seeing his knob out yet lol?
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>>154750009
I felt bad for him but it was just too funny
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>>154750046
he was wearing underwear you know.
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>>154750094
ah i didn't notice lol btw have any of the arsenal lads been photographed with their knobs out at all haha
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>>154750125
You could always shoot your shot and DM them fren.
B'mouth will not have a competent RB tonight because of footballers absolute stupidity in which randos they choose to sext with.
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>>154749697
One for each cheek?

>>154749978
>Why did they have to show a replay of it?
Meanwhile if there's even a droplet of blood in a contact sport, there are 0 replays or cameras on it whatsoever. It's really annoying if you've looked away for a minute and then seen players get treated on the floor and the commentators are all being vague.
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>>154749978
You know if it happened in the women's game they'd cut away in a heartbeat.
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Do WE watch the city match and shitpost or do we do something else and nervously check the phone untill the inevitable J.doku 90+8' happens?
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>>154750435
>untill the inevitable J.doku 90+8' happens
>2-2 FT
yeah ill be watching kek
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>odegaard has only assisted gyokeres once since he joined the club
Idk about the rest of you but i can't take much more of this limp wristed faggot as captain of arsenal fc. I know its wrong doing this but i hope he gets injured and misses the ucl final and wc
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>>154750125
>Gay gooner anon
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>>154750435
Watching Arsenal even once in a week is more than enough football. I shan't be watching unless I see Bournemouth are 2 goals up in the 85th minute.
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>>154750435
I watched the Everton game and it was the most bizarre match I've seen in a long while. They were bossing the game and then out of nowhere, Everton got 3 quick goals. And they still managed to get it back to 3-3. I won't torture myself again like that.
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>>154750531
>>154750533
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>>154750533
That fucking cunt Ndiaye. The amount of times he actively helped out City by being suspiciously bad was ridiculous.
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>>154750531
>I shan't be watching unless I see Bournemouth are 2 goals up in the 85th minute.
And even then, City can still equalize or even win
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>>154749978
I'm pleased they did, I miss the days of streakers and fights being shown.
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should >we get Pep
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>>154750576
Tonight Poop Fraudiola will feel the full force of the ETA.
>iruzurrentzako heriotza!
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I want us to win today purely so that the first ever league celebration /arse/ will have a literal, unironic /arse/ as the thread pic.
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You think Bayern would accept Gyok+£40mil for Kane this summer?
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Why is there still a myth that Ramsdale was ever a good or even decent goalkeeper? And that Arteta was ever "wrong" to have brought Raya in? It was painfully obvious from Ramsdale's first season that he was complete shit and he only got worse until he was rightfully replaced. He was the Mustafi of goalkeepers.
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>>154751104
Been wanting Kane to come home for a while. I think he will given the opportunity.
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>>154751138
>He was the Mustafi of goalkeepers.
kek. he was decent tho definitely not the worst keeper weve had
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>Mertesacker leaving Arsenal after managing Arsenal Academy since 2018
>7 years as a player, 8 years as a manager, 15 years at Arsenal in total

I'm going to miss him
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How do guys celebrate when/if Arsenal win the league?
Will you sit in your room, refreshing /arse/ and post in different threads relentlessly.
Or do you have a group of people who are Arsenal fans like you and throw a party with them?
Or do you have other plans?
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>>154751167
BIG FUCKING GERMAN
WE GOT A BIG FUCKING GERMAN
BIG FUCKING GEEEERRRRMMMAAANNN
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>>154751154
A PL winners medal would almost certainly mean more to him than a Bundes medal, he could move back to London too
If we had Kane this season we would already be champions
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>>154751167
Gonna miss big per, as per.
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>>154751167
Mert and Arteta best panic buys ever?
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>>154751173
I know lots of arsenal fans. Probably meet up after work one of these days for a celebratory shisha or something.
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>>154751173
Don’t count your chickens before they suck your cock
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>>154751173
Got my reaction pics ready to shit up /epl/
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>>154751138
>He was the Mustafi of goalkeepers.
Genuinely consider it too far to call anyone the Mustafi of anything.
That was a singular evil that will never be ontologically repeated.
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>>154751173
> Will you sit in your room, refreshing /arse/ and post in different threads relentlessly.
Yes
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>>154751173
I'll start wearing my Arsenal merch out in public even more
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>>154751241
He's a world cup winner; show some respect.
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>>154748897
Don't care about today's match.
If they can't defeat a hyper rotated Palace next week, then they don't deserve it.
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21 savage with a guy with the craziest jawline I've ever seen
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Foodslop
>check
Beerslop
>check
Ballslop
>soon
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>>154751173
I'll probably just cry and hug my kid
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>>154751257
I started doing this this season and I'd randomly bump into old fellas having a few beers on street corners and end up talking to them about football for an hour. Good stuff. I was once wearing my arsenal jumper to collect a package and I ended up talking to the delivery guy for like 45 mins about the history of football lol. Random Chelsea fan telling me about football in the 80s and shit.
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BREAKING: Arsenal fans have been spotted arriving at Bournemouth’s stadium carrying Manchester City-branded water bottles ahead of kick-off.

(Source: @spbajko)
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>>154751325
Kek based shithouses
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>>154751257
>I'll start wearing my Arsenal merch out in public even more
I don't do that because whenever I do people just assume I hopped on the bandwagon when we got good in 2022-24.
Genuinely how fucking dare you deny the suffering I went through.
Fabregas, persie, alexis, almunia, Bayern 10-2, Chelsea 6-0, Giroud vs. Monaco, Mustafi, Bellerin, Baku, peter cech only signing when title was for the taking, 40m summer budget, ceballos, captain sweg, oct-dec 2020, William Borges, spurs 3-0, Southampton 4-0, Southampton 3-3, Southampton 2-1, probably many other Southampton ones I memory holed. Shane Long and Charlie Austin still haunt me day and night.
I watched fucking Watford register 28 shots against us.

God the amount of demons that could be exorcised in just a matter of 11 days. Please god.
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>>154751266
>If they can't defeat a hyper rotated Palace next week, then they don't deserve it.
With the way they play, I don't think this team is capable of winning convincingly consistently. We might look really good on week 1, but the next team we play will gameplan for us really well and we end up with what happened last night
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>>154751325
This shit better not backfire
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>>154737402
I think this just might be a perfect 10/10 ass
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You now remember Lucas Pérez
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>>154751393
>God the amount of demons that could be exorcised in just a matter of 11 days. Please god.
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>>154751444
Never forgot him. Remember his CL hattrick out of nowhere
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>>154746076
A win's a win, la.
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>>154751393
>Unai Emery will only have £40million to spend this summer.
>The restricted budget means the new Arsenal boss faces another transfer window operating on tight resources after the cash-strapped club did not have enough money to make any permanent signings in January.
>It leaves Emery facing a major battle to improve the squad despite this season’s failings, which have them in danger of missing out on Champions League football for a third consecutive season.
>The Gunners brought in Barcelona midfielder Denis Suarez on loan last month, and there is an £18m option to make that deal permanent at the end of the season.
>Incredibly, Arsenal have conceded more goals than relegation threatened Cardiff away from home — letting in 25 compared to the 23 let in by Neil Warnock’s men.
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>>154751138
>He was the Mustafi of goalkeepers.
Come on lad, he was shit but not THAT shit
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Kroupi will bag a hattrick today.
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chewsday club podcast
https://pocketcasts.com/podcast/the-tuesday-club/8cc94ad0-67dd-0138-a0e2-0acc26574db2
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Shit that happened in football since we last won the Prem
>Teenage Fabregas throwing pizza at Ferguson
>Liverpool 3-3 Milan
>Mourinho dominating the prem
>Bottling the UCL to Barcelona
>07/08 season when Fabregas and Adebayor nearly carried us to the League until Da Silva’s injury and Gallas chimping out derailed the season
>John Terry slip
>The rise of Man City from a meme in 08/09 to an actual superstar club
>Arshavin 4 goals against Liverpool
>2-1 Birmingham City
>Selling all of our players to rival clubs
>8-2
>Signing Mesut Ozil
>Slippy G and Crystanbul
>Leicester winning the Prem
>10-2 Buyern
>Klopp vs Pep rivalry
>Tottenham actually being good for like 2 or 3 seasons and somehow not winning anything
>COVID ball
>All the Sharteta seasons up till now
It’s been some ride.
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>>154751138
people are DOGSHIT at rating footballers. ramsdale was tragically bad, dude let in anything
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>>154751544
And to top it all off, >we still haven't won yet.

>>154751138
Because he has a fun personality which makes people like him and thus look upon him favourably. It's that simple.
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>>154751544
nice list, I think you could also include decline of United. really crazy how much they sank since Fergie left
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>>154751544
>Gallas chimping out derailed the season
This gets overblown a lot. Bro was just sitting on the grass mad
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>>154751325
arsenal bottle holder was swarthy
city bottle holder is swarthy
modern football banter is for browns
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>>154751138
Crapsdale was a decent shot-stopper. An "upgrade" when one wasn't necessarily needed.
>He was the Mustafi of goalkeepers.
What a shitty take, lmao.
You wan't to compare it like that, maybe say he was Gabriel Paulista of Arse keepers, or something, not go full retard like a retard.

Anyway, I didn't really liked how the GK debacle was approached by Farteta, real mess, and RayGOAT feels like a lucky shot rather than a fully though-thru process (lmao). Lelno, Dibu, Crapsdale, That feller that only showed up for a moment (did he even play a game?), >Kepa...
Doesn't look that good.

>>154751173
I've a special OC image ready since January.
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>>154751585
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>>154751600
Literally this. They lack any sorf of wit too.

>HAHAHAHA LE BOTTLE HAHAHAHAHA
Low brow, zero creativity, not even funny either.
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Going to reset my filters. Americans, be on your best behaviour. South americans will no doubt find their way back on quickly. Spanish and finland, we'll have to see. The reset will not include india, who shall remain indefinitely on the filter.
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>>154751619
>did he even play a game?
I will say the name Riyad Mahrez and maybe that'll unlock the dark side of your memory.
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>>154751639
I'm quite content with this set
/^Philippines$/
/^France$/
/^Indonesia$/
/^Malaysia$/
/^Canada$/
/^Morocco$/
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>>154751639
i have full faith we will be back on your filter in a matter of minutes
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>>154751648
>wonga failed to sign mahrez, kante and vardy
>only signing that one season where >we could've won the league was kek
I'm fuming
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>>154737015
how do you come back from this level of embarrassment
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good news
the southampton boogey team WILL NOT be returning to the premier league
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>>154751662
it's not embarrassing if you're fit. then it's just banter.
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>>154751639
>>154751650
The fact that you guys don't have me filtered is admirable.
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>>154751650
No india? No south americans? I get philippines though.
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>>154751544
>8-2
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>>154751679
There's some liversissies who post under the irish flag. If it wasn't for the core posters ITT you'd be filtered. The one who hates arteta gets boring but I can just flick past the posts. People coming here to wind us up however, I cannot stand. They're very pathetic.
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>>154751662
He just gained a ton of female fans
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>>154751685
only really argentina that is annoying. india doesn't post anymore
ireland comes and goes. sometimes maybe good, sometimes maybe liverpool shit
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>>154751648
Runnarr Runnarrson?
Memoryholed, not the one I had in mind.
A quick memory refreshing reveals I meant Matt Ryan. 3 games in total, lmao, only >here for half a season.
There were also the likes of a "Neto" guy (cup-tied backup keeper, holy fuck who comes up with this shit) and of course Matt "Money Laundering Scheme" Turdner.
Such a fucking mess lmao.
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If we win the league I'll make a forza livery to immortalise this season
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>>154751696
8-2 caused Arsenal to sign Mikel Sharteta and BFG
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>>154751173
I'll be stress watching the score on Flashscore, and when City inevitably win so starts the painful and stressful process of waiting days for Sunday, where it'll start all over again.
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>>154751706
I dislike arteta but still love the club. As we all do.
Everything I’ve said has been the truth.
If he brings it home he will be redeemed but he still needs to start playing football next season and stop being a faggot. His emotions rub off on the way the team plays. It’s very negative.
Let the lads play for fucks sake.
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>>154751544
Which one's Wonga's 1000th?
(pic supposedly related, lmao)
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arsenal needs to go back to the white socks in the home kit
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>>154751544
>>Leicester winning the Prem
Where their only 2 losses in the league were to Arsenal. It still irritates me.
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>>154751790
It’s true. He was actually pretty solid in midfield and shored us up a little bit.
I liked him for everlol too.
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>>154751173
Flight has already been booked m8
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>>154751672
it's literally are year
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>>154751639
I don't filter any country, and I suppose American flags I can understand, but the others aren't really worth it for the amount of posts they do.
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>>154751763
>holy fuck who comes up with this shit
Kia Joorabchian, that's who.
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>>154751662
It's only a bum.
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>>154751620
>#10 center-back
What was the reasoning behind this?
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>>154751860
Takes about 3 seconds to filter, if that. If I see posts from nations I dislike, goodbye. South americans are like animals when they post. Everything to wind people up. Very rare they have insight or anything of value to say. A lot of their cultures are very hostile in nature. Same can be said with vast majority of third world posters.
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>>154751823
Hooped socks are nicer.
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>>154751806
That is true. Winning another league next year with the 1-0 tactic will just not be enjoyable to watch. He needs to find a way to break teams down more effectively. Probably won't follow much if it looks like they're doing 1-0 all next season. Can't deal with the emotional rollercoaster every game.
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>>154751927
Weird wasn’t it.
I never really hated any player except for him. Horrible cunt.
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>>154751947
He was also a Chelsea reject
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>An Independent Disciplinary Commission has today expelled Southampton from the Sky Bet Championship Play-Offs after the Club admitted to multiple breaches of EFL Regulations related to the unauthorised filming of other Clubs’ training.

>In addition, the Club has received a four-point deduction that will be applied to the 2026/27 Championship table.

>The effect of today’s order is that Middlesbrough are reinstated into the 2026 Play-Offs and will proceed to the Play-Off Final against Hull City. The final remains scheduled for Saturday 23 May, with the kick-off time to be confirmed.

Imagine throwing away a chance at the prem over something so unbelievably retarded. Anyway fuck Southampton they always try hard against us.
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>>154751930
>tomboy gary neville plays for spurs
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>>154751947
>>154751927
>Gallas signed a four-year contract with Arsenal, where he took the number 10 shirt vacated by the recently retired Dennis Bergkamp. In an October 2006 interview with the official team magazine, Arsenal manager Arsène Wenger explained his decision to hand him the squad number 10 (traditionally a forward's or a midfielder's number): "Number three was uncomfortable for him and I had given the rest of the numbers out. In the end I thought it might be a good idea to give the number ten to a defender, because a striker would suffer a lot with the comparison with Dennis. At first I was reluctant to give Dennis's number out, and especially to a defender, but overall I think it's better that way."
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>>154751962
> Imagine throwing away a chance at the prem over something so unbelievably retarded
How do you think they got that high to begin with?
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>>154751962
kek.
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>g-o-a-t
>you could be the greatest of all time
>sponsored by bet365
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>>154751876
Wasn't Neto only last season?
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>>154752035
>arsemuff
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>>154751972
>I know I’ll give Dennis’ shirt to a black chelshit saboteur
Dynamite boss, great stuff.
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>>154752035
Boursenal
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I really don't want to watch a man city game
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>>154751962
This is so dumb, lmao.
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>>154752100
Only 3 more games including City's one, lad. Stay strong.
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>>154737015
Hopefully we see a lot more incidents like this in the world cup
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>>154752100
I watched when they play Everton away. Was disappointed.
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I like the bornmouf manager he’s a nice guy. Why would he leave though? That’s a bit mad
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>>154752142
Which players do you want to see it happening to?
It's alright, you're in the safest gay space in all of 4chan.
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Bernardo silva looks anxious as fuck lol
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>fireworks
It's so over (for city)
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come on andoni do it for yourself, for your club, for us and for your childhood friend Mikel
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>>154752100
It'll be like that match vs spuds where son missed an easy 1 on 1. I do6nt lnow why you guys even bother
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>no cherki

It's over
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CAM ON YOU CHERRYS
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Allah will bless the cherry it is foretold
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>Manchester City’s win rate against Bournemouth is the highest of any side against another in Premier League history
I guess i'll watch until it's 0-2
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It's time.
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They've started well
>inb4 they miss 5 clear chances and city scores like every other team
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Bournemouth are 16 unbeaten in the prem btw
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>>154752285
Would be consistent at least.
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>>154752250
Is it 100%, tho?
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80 minutes of this and we're Premier League champions.
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>>154752171
Business decision. Leave whilst your stock is at its highest. You can leverage that for a position at a more prestigious soccer brand. ie Roma, Dortmund, Lyon, etc.
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>To nobody's surprise bourmeme are shitting themselves.
4-0 city
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That was the fucking moment
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Paid. Fucking paid
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fucking hell man...
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How
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that retard must be on the take
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check his polymarket account
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This better not be another Ndiaye moment.
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Might have been offside but what the fuck man??
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CAM ON BOURNEMOUTH CAM ON BOURNEMOUTH
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>Eva Nilsson
score sam fackin goals
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city's away kit is dreadful
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70 minutes
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WTF is this "Eternal Oil Rig Thread" or what?
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>>154752566
you know the title could be decided in this match right
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>>154752515
Awful isn’t it
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>>154752399
True. Fair play to him
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Close game
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The technical ability pretty much every single Bournemouth player has is insane compared to >ours lmao
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>>154752650
yeah i was thinking
they way they are pinging fast passes is impressive
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Anthony Taylor gives me paedophile vibes
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bournemouth is actually cooking wtf
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Constant diving and taylor giving it all
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get areola and bin sharteta after this season. i dont care if we won both league and cl
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>>154752590
Sure, maybe, whatever.
Regardless if today's game, it is in Arsenal's hands. >We don't have to rely on anyone else.
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>haaland blatant foul
>bournemouth player gets a card

????????????
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>>154752729
How else do they keep Man City's dying corpse beating a little longer?
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KROUPIIIIII
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>>154752724
there's no regardless, if city don't win it's done, hence we're watching the match
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ALLAHU AKBAR
>>
:]
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congrats
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not making a new thread until this match finishes
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KROUPI KROUPI KROUPI KROUPI KROUPI KROUPI KROUPI KROUPI KROUPI KROUPI KROUPI KROUPI KROUPI KROUPI KROUPI KROUPI KROUPI KROUPI KROUPI KROUPI KROUPI KROUPI KROUPI KROUPI KROUPI KROUPI KROUPI KROUPI KROUPI KROUPI KROUPI KROUPI KROUPI KROUPI KROUPI KROUPI KROUPI KROUPI KROUPI KROUPI KROUPI KROUPI KROUPI KROUPI KROUPI KROUPI KROUPI KROUPI
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ALLLLAAAHHHH
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OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
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LADS
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AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA das dasdajlsdj aoisdhga kujgsdak jb
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It's fucking happening
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LADS LADS LADS LADS LADS LADS LADS LADS LADS LADS LADS LADS LADS LADS LADS LADS LADS LADS LADS LADS LADS LADS LADS LADS LADS LADS LADS LADS LADS LADS LADS LADS LADS LADS LADS LADS LADS LADS LADS LADS LADS LADS LADS
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GET THE FUCK IN
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They need to score 2 now
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Where's that fucking idiot American who said kroupi is shit? Eat shit you cunt
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LFG
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THE CHERRIES ARE GOING FOR THE CHAMPIONS LEAGUE
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>bonerpooma
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SIGN HIM UP SIGN HIM UP SIGN HIM UP SIGN HIM UP SIGN HIM UP SIGN HIM UP SIGN HIM UP SIGN HIM UP SIGN HIM UP SIGN HIM UP SIGN HIM UP SIGN HIM UP SIGN HIM UP SIGN HIM UP SIGN HIM UP SIGN HIM UP SIGN HIM UP SIGN HIM UP SIGN HIM UP SIGN HIM UP SIGN HIM UP SIGN HIM UP SIGN HIM UP SIGN HIM UP SIGN HIM UP SIGN HIM UP SIGN HIM UP SIGN HIM UP SIGN HIM UP SIGN HIM UP SIGN HIM UP SIGN HIM UP SIGN HIM UP SIGN HIM UP SIGN HIM UP SIGN HIM UP SIGN HIM UP SIGN HIM UP SIGN HIM UP SIGN HIM UP SIGN HIM UP SIGN HIM UP SIGN HIM UP SIGN HIM UP
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Cheeky bid for Kroupi this summer?
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maybe the lad that suggested we buy kroupi should be taken a bit more seriously.
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i dunno what to do if we win the league tonight... years, literal 16 years watching this team with my father... wtf man i never tought id see days like these
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Man City need to score 2 (TWO) now.
Bournemouth haven't given them a single good chance this entire half.
Holy fuck lads
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>>154752786
it was me. I apologize ok
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KROUPIIIIIIIIII

This is now baked into arsenal lore. Remember KROUPIIIIIIIIII
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>>154752803
He's already on their watch list apparently

I'm sure Kroupi is aware of it and probably going to go ham this game to prove his worth
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>>154752659
I think it's entirely down to the insanely nervy way >we play. Everyone is scared shitless to make even the tiniest mistake but that makes them more mistake prone when even the tiniest mistake can be ludicrously costly. >We really should be playing more like Bournemouth. Just move the fucking ball quickly. Even if >we just changed that one single aspect of >our game, >we would look 5 times better.
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>>154752827
>>154752827
>>154752827
new
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44 minutes away from immortality.
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>>154752819
IDIOT
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>>154752829
we can only hope that a title will loosen them the fuck up
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>>154737015
Did the image in OP really happen
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>>154737015
would



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