>>154737330
Anime

>>154737330
How in the fuck is neymar in it

>>154737354
post above yours explains it

>>154737330
>Raphinha
>Vini
>Martinelli
>Endrick
>Neymar
holy shit that attack is STACKED

>>154737354
who else is going to fuck all the american ladyboys?

>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>neyma
Kkkkkkkk o velho ta maluco

>>154737330
Theres literally no changes to this squad from 2022 except Endrick, Rayan and Igor Thiago. Its not a very inspiring squad to say the least that can get past the quarters.

>>154737330
How many are gonna retire after this World Cup :’( they are so old

>Neymar over JP in 2026
well....Madrid fans were calling him senile last year

>Nerman
oh heckno

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no wonder they call him an ass

>>154737330
RO16 at best

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>>154737330
I refuse to believe they actually selected Neymar again

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Cool, too many flamengo players tho
Flamengo is Seleção's mufa

E VAGABUNDO TA LA

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Why do brazilians hate their star player and representative so much?

>>154737330
>Excluding Anthony
Ancelotti is a retard

>>154737330
>only 5 midfielders
i feel like this is a bad idea

>>154737354
i don't even know how to explain it exactly but the whole country is trusting on meme magic

>>154737330
I was in the rush to post this but I must add some caveats:
>Bruno G, Gabi Mag., Leo, Wesley, Luiz H., Rayan, Endrick and Igor Thiago will be making their debuts at the World Cup
>Richardlison, John Victor (surprising) and Joao Pedro (surprising) did not make the cut
>Neymar will now compete at his 4th World Cup at the age of 33.

Brazil will be Morocco in New York, then Haiti in Philly and then Scotland in Miami

>neymar is from saw pablo
i was told SP was white and italian, significantly better than the rest of brazil?

Is Nerman even good in the brazilian league this season?

>>154737330
I'm not saying our squad is better, but it really seems Brazil is getting weaker every tournament. I mean, Douglas Santos? Neymar in 2026? There are so many literal whos or washed up hype babies in this squad. In the past, you could count on Brazil having the arguably best team - but what stopped them was usually tactics and/or team cohesion/spirit. If these things don't align now, Brazil is flying home very early because the team just isn't what it used to be

>chelshit fans going on about Joao Pedro all season
>doesnt even make the squad

top TOP kek

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>>154737330
no O HEXA this world cup it's over man

>>154737534
Nerman is as white as an Italian

>>154737535
he's one of the best players

>>154737535
no, his team is horrible

>>154737330
Lel didn't even know fabino was still alive and absolute state of having nerman in the team.

>>154737554
kek especially funny given that vira lata who kept spamming him during the CWC

>>154737330
How old is that squad? Seems ancient for the most part, and I don't see that much quality among the younger players all in all. Who is coming up for 2030?

It's wild how Neymar is their top scorer at the tournament and have won jack shit

I've read the script and neymar wins the hexa, elimating messi in the semi-finals after messi eliminates ronaldo in the quarters. You can bet on it.

>>154737330
What the fuck, why no Joao Pedro?

>>154737535
No, his team plays better without him on field

>>154737554
Neymar kicked him out. It's the panelinha

>>154737534
são paulo is a state huge as texas and with the population of california

>that defense
>that midfield
>endrick
lol...lmao even

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has brazil entirely given up?

>>154737535
No he is awful and can barely run anymore
Calling him is a disaster
Unless some sort of very fast physical recovery happens

Oh and the average age of that squad is approximately 27 years old. This team would get bullied by a younger more hungrier team in the knockouts like a Japan or a Spain

Im so happy for one last Nerman run

>>154737537
They are all subs...

>>154737610
texas is nearly 3x larger than saw pablo by area joao..

>>154737636
You cannot win a World Cup without good subs. And it's not like your first 11 is infinitely better than everyone else's

>>154737592
By 2030 Ancelotti will figure it out

>>154737618
They will roid him up and then he'll immediately retire as he gives his victory speech in order to not get caught.

>>154737330
Gold standard of disappointment - but rest assured, >we will make that list look like the designated winners in a few days thanks to Nagelsmann

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why dont these boomer frauds know when to stop? all 3 of their national teams are better without them at this point

messi even won it before but his ego wont step back

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>>154737535
Bro he lost his shit when he got subbed off even though in the paperwork it wasn't him that was supposed to be subbed off kek

>>154737354
Brazilians are still sucking his dick for some reason

>>154737674
messi would be the best player on england's team right now

>>154737618
He's probably gonna get injudsd anyway before the wc

>>154737674
>Last Dance (c) in 2022
>No, Last Dance (c) in 2026
Can't wait for zoomies to beg for their TRUE AND FINAL "last dance" in 2030

BASED nerman made it
/sp/ will never be able to make me hate him, i grew up watching that niggas youtube compilations while he was still at santos

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foreigners either haven't realized, or are too angry to accept, that soccer is desperately trying to capture the american (and lesser extent canadian) market so they're bringing up all their stars for ratings
if beckham wasn't retired they'd force england to call him up

>>154737649
You will see that names in the main squad put together and will regreat your words lol

Ancelotti is apologizing for not including joao pedro.

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>>154737676

>>154737330
vini breaking stuff at home right now

>>154737696
>sanchez isn't ready for it to come home
kek

>>154737742
nogga

>>154737735
I like your confidence

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we are not leaving group c man it's ogre

>>154737729
And ties? YOU BET

>>154737354
lack of confidence w/ the team
also he could make a James Rodriguez for Culombia

>>154737724
based, me too
watching him at barca was fun - played with such joy and skill

the real problem is the midfield

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>>154737354
he's good for morale

1000% JESUS

I was going to root for Brazil because of Joao Pedro and Estevao (rip)

Actually comical they left off Pedro for the likes of Martinelli and Neymar. Fuck Brazil, here's to a group stage exit

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>>154737535
He will play in Serie B next year

>>154737786
kek

>that defense
Grim. Theyre going to get grouped arent they
How much do you fancy scotland morocco and haiti's chances against this brazil team?

>>154737803
Martinelli is the one that surprised me here. The bro barely played for Arsenal but has more bearing than Joao Pedro

>>154737814
How is Marquinho and Magalhães a bad defense? Its literally the UCL final defense

>>154737724
>dude i grew up with him he should continue to get called up forever!!!
Living in the past is so fucking gay, its the same as the fags who unironically want to see man utd and spurs back in the top of english football

>>154737522
Why you need midfielders if you can field 5 forwards

>>154737330
lacking in depth compared to france or england but the starting xi is definitely a contender and with a cup expert like ancelotti at the wheel everyone underestimating brazil is a certified retard

>>154737330
Status of Neymar's sister?

>>154737330
>Keepers
> Alisson: great
> Ederson: great
> Weverton
Ok but unexpected, would have picked Fábio isntead (the old as fuck goalkeeper from the Fluminense in the CWC)
>Defenders
> Alex Sandro: ok
> Bremer: great
> Danilo: ok
> Douglas Santos: ok
> Gabriel Magalhães: great
> Ibañez: ok...
> Léo Pereira: ok
> Sharquinhos: ok...
> Wesley: ok
Should've brought at least one more actual Fullback, but overall it's ok I guess, I would have liked to see Alexsandro here too, but oh well
>Midfield
> Bruno Guimarães: great
> Casemiro: great
> Danilo: great
> Fabinho: meh
Should've called Gabriel Sara, or Joelinton/Ederson instead since they were actually tested for a while
> Lucas Paquetá: ok
>Sex Offenders
> Endrick: greatest of all time, the white pelé
> Gabriel Martinelli: ok
But I feel like he is a bit redundant considering we have Vini, Raphinha and Rayan who all can play the same position. And honestly, he is nothing more than a tactical Ngubu. Abuelotti might have something in mind for him though, let's see
> Igor Thiago: great
But I would have liked to see him tested more often, João Pedro was solid but he didn't show anything that impressive to justify his place over anyone else and his value was combined with Estevão's, since he is out, I think it makes sense for him to be too
> Luiz Henrique: great
Best alternative we have to Estevão. Objetive, solid, not firulento like Savinho or Anthony.
> Matheus Cunha: great
Worked pretty well as a 10 a couple of times, and he can do a decent job at our weakest offensive position (9)

1/2

Is there a bias against joao pedro because he went to the prem(and/or an American owned team)?

soccer is full of these weird culture wars between groups like latin america, meds, anglos and others.

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I know there's more to the game than just looking at stats but literally what am I missing here

>>154737330
o hex-ACK!

we`ll only be able to get O HEXA after this faggot fucking retires, this fucker is cursed

>>154737841
the morale boost a player like him brings is far more important you dumb faggot, its not like brazil in 2026 has so many amazing forwards that couldve been taken instead of him
neymar is unironically universally liked and respected by every player

>>154737831
Literally the only 2 good defenders, everyone else is shit, especially the wingbacks
And the midfield? They only have a casemiro who cant play 90 minutes and guimaraes. And paqueta who ran away from england like a bitch back into the mickey mouse leagues (brasileirao)

>>154737867
>>Keepers
>> Alisson: great
>> Ederson: great
Stopped reading right here

>>154737871
No. He had 10 games for Brazil and was neutral at best. Had his chance

why even bring Martinelli
you just know he won't do shit

>>154737871
I'm as stumped as you are why JP didn't get picked but someone like Henrique or Martinelli did.

Another one that shockingly didn't get but is cooking at Marseille is Igor Paixao

>>154737893
Not real arguments. Just opinions. I win.

>>154737330
>Neymar: meh
I'm sure he can still contribute offensively, but our biggest problem is defense and he will be our biggest negative. My biggest problem with him is the fact other players will lower their heads to him and wanna play through him, with a few exceptions like Endrick. This will probably introduce unnecessary conflict into a run which in my opinion should be used to prepare the younger core to the next WC. Idk, maybe his tactical value will be worth it
>Raphinha: great
IMO he should be playing his natural position, with Vini coming off the bench, but we all know Mono has CBF by the balls for some reason.
>Rayan: great
I trully believe this dude, Endrick and Estevão will be special. I haven't felt like this about our younger players in a long time. Just the fact he can play all 3 positions up front should be enough to have him on the bench.
>Stereo: ok
He hasn't convinced me one bit that he can be anything other than a high volume tactical Ngubu. IMO he should be on the bench entering the match with Endrick and Martinelli on the 2nd half to punish the already opposing defense.

9.5/10 in general. I don't think we could've done much better.

>>154737867

>>154737871
Posting is optional bro, stay in your contained generals to avoid saying such retarded stuff.

>>154737742
Fubbu

>>154737871
>weird culture wars
Literally nobody cares outside some schizo from /int/ or whatever that shithole board is called
I personally love the prem far more than the mickey mouse leagues from here
And they still called igor thiago and rayan, from the prem, so whats your point?>>154737892
>muh morale boost from nostalgic player
So gay lol, just let nerman rot already, its much funnier seeing him fail, like united or spurs

>>154737895
Our best Keeper right now is Fábio, but he would never be called up. Alisson and Ederson aren't that good when it comes to defending, but they are great tactical resources and will be handy against different teams. IMO
> Fábio > Alisson > Ederson > Weverton > Hugo

I understand that Neymar is the prime subject but holy shit Fabinho is the most disgusting name in that list, with Léo Pereira as a close second.

>>154737950
>some schizo from /int/
who do you think you're replying to? he thinks everyone is mentally ill like him

>>154737871
He didn't do that well but he since he plays well with Estevão in their club, it made sense to keep both of them together up front, but now that Estevão is out, it makes far more sense to take Igor Thiago since he is having a great individual season, and Matheus Cunha, which even out of position has played above average for us.

>neymar disasterclass vs scotland
>brazil 0-3 scotland
We. Will. Be. There.

Brazil bros what about Igor Paixao? Hes doing so well in Marseille he got shafted too

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>Danilo
>Alex Sandro
what the fuck is going on, brazil?

What an embarrassing list. I hate it.

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>>154737994
>

>>154737958
Léo Pereira is one of the best left footed defenders we have, and he is physical enough to not be a huge liability. I would have liked to see Alexsandro in his place, he is ambidextrous. But I'm not mad.

Fabinho? Yeah, Sara or someone more defensively oriented like Ederson or Joelinton made far more sense, even João Gomes

brazil literally kamikazing their team due to kneejerk BRICSism lol

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we're not watching

>>154738003
Carioca Panelinha.

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>nerman in 2018+8
huebros what's your problem?

>>154737594
>It's wild how Neymar is their top scorer at the tournament
He isn't. Neymar is Brazil's top scorer, but Ronaldo is Brazil's top scorer at the World Cup:
>Ronaldo - 15 goals
>Pelé - 12
>Ademir Menezes - 9
>Vavá - 9
>Jairzinho - 9
>Leônidas da Silva - 8
>Rivaldo - 8
>Neymar - 8
>Careca - 7
>Bebeto - 6
>Rivellino - 6

>>154738042
It's the players, they were lobbying for him all along

You know who should feel bad rn? John Victor. John was the best goalie in the Brasileirao and is doing really well at Forest but Weverton who does fuck all at Gremio is like 38 is better nonstarter.

Also do you think Bento's mistake at the Al Nassr final cost him a spot at the World Cup?

>>154737925
>the already tired opposing defense*

>>154738016
>one of the best left footed defenders we have
And that's a bad thing

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>>154737330
>Goleiros:
>Ederson
>Wederson

>>154738012
You* will be there
We will watch it from tv but it will still be joyful to watch :^)

>>154737330
Can we loan Tonali, Barella and Locatelli? Our midfield is abysmal

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>>154737354
Ancelotti changed his mind after pic rel came out. He apparently thought it was real.

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>>154738016
Murillo alone bodies this freak easily, pathetic callup

Well, in the last three World Cups, all of Brazil had high hopes for Neymar, but nothing came of it.
Now that no one expects anything from him, he might just pull something off.

Carlo is weaker than I thought this is the same coach that managed to subdue the ego of Vini Jr. but not Neymar

>>154738016
Fabinho is quite literally Casemiro's shadow
He's the most defensive oriented mdifielder in the squad after him
>Joelinton
Isn't a DM, can't defend but uses his body to slam players
>Ederson
mid
>João Gomes
wouldn't even start at flamengo, can't pass to save his life and fairly one dimensional player

Does Carlo have beef with Chelsea?

>>154738117
To be honest, I'd rather have Neymar than Vini Jr for the NT

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Most national teams are considerably worse than last WC, except maybe Spain.

It's like 50% chance of O hexa now.

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>>154737814
This team is gonna play in full defense.

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>>154737858

>neymar
Both based and cringe.
Basinge, if you will. Or crased.

>>154737958
Leo pereira is left footed is a no brainer why he was called as a sub.

>>154737858
You can't be serious

>not a single mention of the GOAT antony

bros...........................

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Why are you crying about joao pedro????

>>154737858
Fucking kek thanks for the vote of confidence Hegazy

>>154737354
>>154738042
Our media made him being called, not even joking, they been 24/7 talking about him being called for the past 1 or 2 months, they even interview players after match asking about it. Nerman still very popular here despite being an absolute shitter. His team is in the relegation zone, they play better without him, the players dislike him because he’s a obnoxious retarded and constantly shame other players etc etc. it’s so fucking over, we will never be relevant again. If a guy the size of Ancelotii wasn’t enough to stand against this retarded lobby that fucked us in so many world cups. And Nerman isn’t all, he called FABINHO from Saudi league, what the fuck.

>>154738065
Sure kek

>>154738111
>Murillo alone bodies this freak easily, pathetic callup
I agree, Murillo is the best name after Alexsandro imo, but he didn't do that well when he was called up

>>154738121
>Fabinho is quite literally Casemiro's shadow
Was, he hasn't played well for us at all
>He's the most defensive oriented mdifielder in the squad after him
He committed the most mistakes in the last match he played, it was like watching a grandpa running around
>rest
I would have still preferred them over him, or go with a more offensive option in Sara and play Paquebet as Casemiro's replacement.

My team would have been:
> Raphinha (in his natural position) / Rayan / Luiz Henrique
> Matheus Cunha
> Casemiro / Bruno Guimarães
> Wesley (inverted as he plays in Roma, to pair with Raphinha) / Bremer / Gabriel / Marquinhos or Danilo
This way we would've been more defensive, and still flexible enough to pull a 3-4-3 or 3-2-5 when needed. Then in the second half you can put Vini, Endrick and Shartinelli together to run the opposing defense to death, depending on the opponent.

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I dont know bros. I want to believe

>>154738031
Martinelli is also kinda weird. But showed more than pedro

>>154737814
>Grim. Theyre going to get grouped arent they
I don't think we can do this badly. EIGHT out of TWELVE 3rd placed teams will qualify, we would need to be last placed or one of the four worst 3rd places. You can bet there will be lots of groups where the top teams will rack up all the points where the bottom 2 draw each other. All you have to do is to win one match 2-0 and you are probably already in.

Brazil vs Haiti we can win
Brazil vs Scotland we can probably win
Brazil vs Morocco is hard but doable, tight game for sure

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>>154738042
João pedro told to call Neymar instead of him

>>154737330
Probably the second best team in the tournament after England

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>>154738111
That defeat to argentina fucked him. Blame Diniz that let him be raped by argentinos

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>>154738288
France is more stacked than the rest

>the amount of unbelievers itt
Neymar WILL bring the hexa, you just need to feel it in your soul

>>154737729
For me is Bariaga

> ESPN: Rumors that João Pedro, Rodrygo, Robinho Jr, Robinho Sr, and Gabigol weren't convocated because they had sexual relationships with Neymar's sister, which prompted the NT leader to ask Ancelotti to not convocate them.

>>154737330

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>>154737330
Proper shit. I grew up watching this.

>>154738288
come on nigga

>>154738105
i don't get it

>>154738331
Romário alone, if added to current selecinha, would bring O HEXA via collective rape

>>154738219
>If a guy the size of Ancelotii wasn’t enough to stand against this retarded lobby
Abuelotti was always a yes man

>>154737858
>>154738288
please don't say things like this about us

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>>154738340
Sorry, its a reference to a small club trying to throw digs at FLAMENGO

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England will defeat france than we will beat spain

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>>154738219
>our
Muito assustador

>>154737742
do not talk about my mãe

It's so fucking over the best we can hope for is a quarter-final like always.

>>154737803
they'll advance against scotland and haiti at least but in the round of 32 there's a good chance they face japan or the netherlands

>>154737330
Last tournament for Gaymar, Messi, Lewa, CR7

praying for another 7-1 loss

>>154738715
>lewa
who's gonna tell him

>>154738219
Ok you got the dulisonal world champion trophy. Take a load of this guy kkkkkkkkk

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>>154738166
>basinge

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These two? Really? I thought they retired after they left Juve. Now you're telling me they're not only still playing but they're going to the World Cup with Brazil?

>leo pereira and paqueta
>caramel mutt
>plastic tables and favela
>pagode

I hope we don't get past the group phase, monkeys should suffer

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>>154739001
what do you have against these two current brazilian AND continental champions?

Are they really going to give Brazil’s iconic number 10 shirt to a bench warmer during a World Cup?

>>154737354
They're not going to win, so they're milking merch sales and broadcast rights for all they're worth. Despite being a fat, incestuous goblin, he's by far their most marketable player they have.

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How many people does Paquebet sacrifices to satan daily?

>>154737858
>>154738288
you guys always say this

>>154739001
wait till you hear about Fabinho

Man I love how Carlo spoke in his usual Spanish with Italian mixed in now with some Portuguese sprinkled in for flavor lol.
Usually I'd want Brazil to get wrecked like in 2014, but not with Carlo at the helm. Hopefully Vini Jr. doesn't chimp out...I can see him or Neymar blowing up the dressing room

>>154737330
Nominating Neymar in terms of quality seems insane to me, but I think using him as a social fun factor for the team might be a viable strategy. Podolski did the same thing for Germany in 2014, he wasn't there because of his play quality anymore
Admittedly, I am a bit of a skeptic when it comes to Neymar's character in this regard, sometimes I think he's too much of a distraction and not professional enough. But I don't know him that well all in all, I can easily be wrong

>>154739220
Nerman is extremely disliked in his team

>>154739340
lol no, all of the selecinha players are his cocksuckers

>>154739220
>but I think using him as a social fun factor for the team might be a viable strategy
adil rami did the same thing for france in 2018
nothing wrong with taking a cheerleader if it's good for team spirit

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>>154739143
One hater per day

>>154739220
They didn't call Ney for Ney, they called him so he would bring his sister

>>154739220
Ronaldinho would be a better social fun factor and probably a better player too.

>>154737742
>weverton
kek

>>154738259
Are you retarded?

>>154737794
Man this is fucking sad

>>154737876
wow, that monkey was right, Martinelli has shown so much more!

>>154739346
because they don't play with him

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>>154739416

>>154738259
Martinelli is who Arsenal bring on late in games to go to the corner flag and waste time. He's coasting off of his hype from like 6 years ago or whenever it was.

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>>154737330
Everytime he got a close up

My only logical explanation for Xaud, Rodrigues, Juan and Caetano's reasoning to select Neymar in the squad is for squad morale like a party or going bowling and also to boost country morale.

But at the same time there is a redundancy to it you aren't in the World Cup to have fun you're there to win the tournament. He's basically a bonafide cheerleader. Maybe I'm a purist stuck in the 90s mindset but the best teams in the past won by this.

>>154737761
so a shitter

>Furia CS posts instagram story of Neymar knifing Zywoo
kek
the hype is real

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This is going to the world cup

>>154739572
jame is retired
neymar is 90% retired
so the retards that dont watch soccer expect some "magic" to happens , it will not kek
CR7 has 41 and i would swap him with neymar without looking

>>154739581
Ancelotti really done John Victor a disservice imo. He's miles better than Weverton, even in Forest he is good

>>154737354
People would throw molotovs in CBF's HQ if he wasn't picked

>>154737742
sneed

>>154737354
main character plot armor

>>154739578
kek link?

>>154739611
The magic will be his teammates carrying him to O HEXA.

>>154739483
This dude >>154739416
Disagree

>>154737742
Fuck you Nerman go fuck your sister

>>154737530
John victor played nine games this season. He is a sub. I didnt even k ow him until you mentiomed him.

>>154737537
2002 had anderson polga
1998 had a jleague player as a starter
1994 gk played in reggiana

>>154737742
Good morning saar

>>154737742
nooo

>>154737742
Why would Ney Ney do this to me?

>>154739879
soul

The only argument I can say pro-Nerman is that, unlike Vini Jr., he actually can play well in Seleção.

>>154737330
>no João Pedro
>that defense
Yeah I don't think Hexa is happening lads.

>>154737330
Is it normal to select so few midfielders?

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>>154743652
Dangerous

>>154737742
faggot

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Seleção Brasileira / Brazil National Team / WC 2026 Roster

NO IGOR JESUS............................................

Roster, with the 26 names:

Goalkeepers:
Alisson (Liverpool)
Ederson (Fenerbahçe)
Weverton (Grêmio)

Defenders:
Alex Sandro (Flamengo)
Bremer (Juventus)
Danilo (Flamengo)
Douglas Santos (Zenit)
Gabriel Magalhães (Arsenal)
Ibañez (Al-Ahli)
Léo Pereira (Flamengo)
Marquinhos (PSG)
Wesley (Roma)

Midfielders:
Bruno Guimarães (Newcastle)
Casemiro (Manchester United)
Danilo Santos (Botafogo)
Fabinho (Al-Ittihad)
Lucas Paquetá (Flamengo)

Forwards:
Endrick (Lyon)
Gabriel Martinelli (Arsenal)
Igor Thiago (Brentford)
Luiz Henrique (Zenit)
Matheus Cunha (Manchester United)
Neymar (Santos)
Raphinha (Barcelona)
Rayan (Bournemouth)
Vini Jr. (Real Madrid)

>>154737742
jej

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O frouxo do Ancelotti foi colocado nas cordas pelo PVC e não conseguiu sair.
Não soube responder porque convocou o Neymar com apenas 15 jogos no ano e deixou de fora o João Pedro, com 15 gols na Premier League.

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>>154737330

>>154737330
We are so fucked

We are so back

We are so neither back nor fucked

Brazil should just park the bus and play counter attacking football if they want O Hexa, they haven’t had any decent creative midfielders in several decades.

>>154738201
I was so sure he make it to the squad, i didn't even bother to look it up.
Fucking hell,,,, why though? He's doing so well and impr

>>154737742
Is this real??

>>154737867
>Alex Sandro
>Bremer
>Danilo
grim, they dont pay carlo enough if he must win with these shitters.

>>154746716
If he was that great he should be coaching Italy - Lvla.

>>154737742
AIIIIIIIEEEEEEEE

>>154746750
we're unironically too poor to pay what brazil grants him. no, i'm not joking.

>>154746151
>>154746219
>We are so back fucked

Also, the Brazil's italian coach would lose to Italy on purpose at an eventual final.

>>154737330
My only hope is that half of the roster gets career ending injuries by playing at Metlife Stadium, and that the other half gets infected with whatever sickness or curse the NY Jets have

>>154747009
based

>>154739426
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=c03Ie6PtO5k

>>154747009
Sadly they'll be playing on grass

>>154737742
faggot

>>154737530
Richarlison getting cut is quite the shocker.
>>154737561
Brazil always wins when their qualification process goes terriblly.

>>154738320
It's Arriaga II for me!

>>154737742
:/

>>154747092
Then I hope the warm and loving people from Philadelphia can pelt them with batteries

>>154738163
>>154738188
>>154738215
>>154738358
>>154739153
you simply can't deny that's a great xi on paper, whether that actually materializes on the pitch is a different story and I'm not saying they'll definitely win but they're 100% contenders there's no doubt about that

>>154737794
Do they pay him for this?

>>154737330
Is neymar starting 11 or no

>>154747055
This is depressive. Even against farmers it looks so weak.

>>154737354
the globohomos haven't manufactured a sufficiently robust psyop around any other player

>>154737354
>top scorer for Brazil
>handsome
>230 million IG followers

>>154739407
I would die of sovl if Dinho played

>>154738099
Barella for Italy is like Paqueta for Brazil, Locatelli is a retarded press monkey, Tonali is the only technically sound one of this trio.

>>154737330
I have heard of 18 of them

He won't play much except coming off the bench in garbage time. He's there as a captain to boost squad morale, sambinha, assados and eventually caipirinhas

>>154737330
Brazil is so fucked. Hiring Ancelotti was a disaster.

>>154738219
my god you guys are terminally narcissists

>>154737330
No Carlos Augusto from Inter???

>>154738201
Shame on you Brazil!!!!

Abuelotti calling Endrick is proof that you can still have a chance with your ex

>>154737742
fuck off

>>154737330
>no Richarlishit
well they're not going to call up Championship players are they

>>154737947
>Fubbu
isn't that that shit white wiggers used to wear back in the day, not realising it stood for "for us, by us" (meaning blacks)?

My cope is that neymar there will give the team a will boost similar to the argentine team wanting to give messi a win last year.

>>154749809
That's not cope, that's literally what is going to happen. O Hexa is 100% guaranteed.

>>154748793
Not even Ancelotti watches Serie A anymore kek

>Ancelotti + Neymar
People are not realising what a wildcard we is rn.

>>154737354
Nerman is like if JLingz reached his potential.
In my heart he's still 22.

>>154737372

Also Rayan and Igor Thiago having great seasons.
There are many that have no space in the attack or are injured: Joao Pedro, Antony, Estevao, Rodrygo, etc

Brazil lacks midfield and defense.

>>154737871

He played like shit in the NT (granted Vini and Raphinha too).

Vini Jr just broke up with his blonde bimbo gf
Neymar can't even play well against 2nd division sudaca teams
The 3rd goalkeeper is +40 and his nickname is lettuce hands

>>154738016

Murillo is left footed.
You can also arguably have Beraldo because he can play 3 positions (and would be a better sub to Casemiro than Fabinho).

Thank God, i hope he does well
>>154737724
/Sp/ is a Nerman board, threads will be named after him and not after Brazil

>>154749995
i approve of this
match threads should be formatted as:
>OFFICIAL NEYMAR - (Opponent country) MATCH THREAD

I actually never had a dislike for Nerman I grew up watching Messi, Ronaldo, Neymar and Suarez. As a player he was fantastic, you could never knock down his workrate at training and on the field at Barcelona but lost himself somehow at PSG.

But injuries and a gambling addiction, I saw a live stream of him losing a million from online roullete and him playing roullette while singing happy birthday to his daughter.

>>154749879
>Brazil lacks midfield and defense.
This has been the case since 2002. Watch any banheirão match, the only team who doesn't have a shit defense is palmeme and that's a stretch

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>>154750091
>banheirão match

>>154750091
>banheirão match
q?

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It's gonna be the same thing as always
>Brasil ties 1 game in group stage, likely with Morocco, wins the 2 other against shitters
>People get hyped
>Top 16 matches, fumbles and goes to PENALS, qualifies on luck
>Goes to Quarters
>Dies to some B-tier Euro team
>"WHY DID WE CALL NEYMAR AND NOT GABIGOL"

>>154750142
>>154750130
freudian slip

>>154750091
Difference is at least the coach was good and autonomous enough to realize that and build a team that actually suited the players, no wonder 2002 was won entirely in a 5-4-1/5-3-2 hybrid. Now we'll have to deal with four lazy forwards and a double pivot of Burro Guimarães (just back from injury) and Unc.

>>154749941
Beraldo's been playing decent enough at CDM to warrant the callup, especially since it's a position that has nearly no options, but Ancelotti is just doing whatever CBF tells him to. I don't blame him, he's got no ties to this shithole.