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the mocking stops now edition
sneedviously >>154738354
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>tf
>tp
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>No nuggets on the Blessed Express!

SOON
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Do you have a Finnish passport?
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>>154748556
I'll tell you what Big Mali has one. Maybe even two.
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you do know they give those to foreigners here idk how it is in straya
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So you did lose your passport.
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*Phases in and out of the thread while jabbing you*
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>>154748567
They send you to Alice springs for an abbo 1v1 in straya
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more weird is 50% or whatever of americans not having one desubeit
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Yeah he lost his passport.
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>>154748575
America is like 60 finlands they don’t need other countries
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>>154748574
alice springs is a silly name for a place what's next emily jumps? sandra jogs? ridiculous
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I have a passport to flavortown
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>>154748582
Meet me between the penises and we’ll bang
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>>154748581
i personally know a few people who haven't even been to estonia who still have a passport idk it's just weird we like printing them i guess
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When did you lose your passport? Before you attended year 10?
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>>154748591
>turku
åbos on epstein watch
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>>154748537
Talmbout the guy from last month who got a boring decision on ONE Friday Night Fights and DIDNT even get a contract, and is now back to uhhh.. "Voimaa on!" promotion next? Is this Finnland's best fighter?
KWABUM
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>>154748594
Hey mate can you please stop impersonating me?
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>>154748626
Finnlands best fighter just lost in the middleweight title fight.
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>a boring decision
he fought valiantly against a literal zombie and sustained no damage like a master of his craft but it's none of my business
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June 14, 2026: Ilia Topuria def Justin Gaethje (UD) Gaethje suffers a 10-8 round in the second but manages to win the 4th and 5th round.
July 11, 2026: Conor McGregor def Max Holloway (SD). McGregor is clearly juiced up, and Max is showing harsh signs of aging and cte.
Feb 27, 2027: Ilia Topuria set to face Justin Gaethje in rematch. Ilia Topuria pulls out due to an injury.
Feb 27, 2027: Conor McGregor def Justin Gaethje (Rd 3 TKO)
July 3, 2027: Conor McGregor def Ilia Topuria (TKO due to injury). Ilia Topuria tests positive and never fights again.
Apr 8. 2028: Conor McGregor def Islam Makhachev (Rd 2 TKO).
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They are fighting at welterweight you moron
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Gaethje is knocking Tupperware out cold
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What happened to Mr. Finland? Did he lose his title?
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>>154748651
>McGregor is clearly juiced up.
He looks like a shrimp man. He looks smaller than ever. Let's not forget Conor was heemed in the opening of UFC 6.
They don't expect him to continue fighting. They want one good fight against another name like Max and then Gooby's last bit of red panty night effect will replenish Max's clout. That's why they're testing the shit out of Canor. He doesn't get it.
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Connor has been saved by Jesus Christ and Ibogaine. He will look girthy and thick in there against Max. Do not count out The Notorious, he is a true soldier of God
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>and then he said gooby is fighting again
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>>154748626
Finland's best fighter Namo Fazil is booked for this season of contender series.

Another one of their top fighters, Abdul "ABBA" Hussein is reportedly on the upcoming season of TUF.
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Strickland is going to defend the belt against islam and then take the welterweight belt off islam.
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I will remember you
Will you remember me?
Don′t let your life pass you by
Weep not for the memories
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>>154748706
reposting viral reddit meemees aye champ?
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>>154748729
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>>154748739
yo hide my nick bro
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Kevin Finland
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Colby walked so Bo could FUCK
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>>154748847
Let's go for that!
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>>154748848
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found a passport in one of the toilet stalls here on the way home from work. (You) me if you want me to bring it back tomorrow
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>>154748847
salacious baby
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how is max going to cope with the titanium shin bone?
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>>154748870
He's going to get it wrapped around his peahead dome ye?
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>Fighter removed: Mayra Bueno Silva
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Yewl dew what yer toald ye?
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conor humiliated him on television and the mark ate it up like chicken samosa extra naan
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yjk brie's inbox resembles ms banks's
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canor and faber prove that it is less content to be a king among manlets than a short king ygm
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uriah would get significantly better coke than goobs with far less effort and kinahan mingling and yet he is happy heeming exotic minge and coaching
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hope you're having a lovely lunch time heem
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>>154749000
just had pizza now having a iced lolly and a zoot
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>>154749030
drugs are a sin
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>>154749036
it's a sacrament per sources
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>>154749036
believe it or not but test is halal
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We pull up
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>>154749087
name my band heem
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>colby retired after the conor talks fell through
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Conor McGregor is the greatest foighter that ever lived and I don’t give a damn what khabib cocksuckers say I tell ya
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>>154748704
>Ibogaine
People who take this crap are the same idiots who think an anti-parasitical paste made for horses will cure an airborne viral disease
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Surprised meat canyon hasn't made a Dana white episode yet
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>>154749368
do you have to talk about porn every day
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>>154749036
Gooby shitposts blow this place out of the water
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>>154749036
>injects
>AAACCKKKKKK KHABITCH!!!! BITCHSLAM!!!! WHYYYYYY-ACKKKKKKKK
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my aspinall posts are on par with peak gooby
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>>154749429
The dancing 3d aspinall? I can honestly say I've never read the text wall you post with it. Reminds me of those avatar dancing memes that uncs would post on facebook, so i just keep scrolling. Sorry guy.
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>>154749429
Come back once you've hung a weight off of your Corey and sent it to Azelia bud
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stamping her fairtex
>>154749449
dancehall aspinall is part of a separate collection and something else, talmbout >me son and all derivatives, tom comparing himself to kamala and many other scene defining moments on heem.fi
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Sorry bud but you just aint him.
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Aspinall publically stated Ciryl has a bigger cock than him and then proceeded to get pieced up and quit
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i am shut up or i will go for a haircut
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If Nate bumped into me at Walmart I'm pretty confident I could beat the shit out of that skinny fat stoner, I would apologize to Nate though dude is him
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the day i am beaten by an irish is a cold day in kingston
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>>154749449
pharaoh is the only person here who reads those posts and they always make him angry
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pharaoh asked me for recc recently actuallybeit
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>>154749497
looks like something mexico would post
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>>154749515
Yjk the keys were flying here
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Birmingham beauty
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>>154749472
I r me??
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>>154749519
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Ilia is throwing a parade to celebrate his win against Justin this weekend in marbella
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Lads look who I just ran into
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>>154749541
is ilja turhapuro for all his pretending a drop out refugee child from malaga with a rich wife who spends his free time in miami and andalusia ohmysides why does his pr team let him do this just fight lil nigga
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I’ll give conor the benefit of the doubt if he can go a week without shilling his alcohol, his pub, or his spray. If he can’t, then I’ll be fully confident that Max smokes him
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apparently breaking news is that katie's husband is missing making me ask at what lengths is conor willing to go to to avoid fighting max
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gooby is a warrior of God now
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He's like a space marine b
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a second iced lolly and time for another fat zoot
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What should I eat today?
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>>154749630
Are you German?
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they eat donkeys there look it up if you don't believe me
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>>154749599
Bald Conor isn't canon
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>>154749676
What about IRA era canor
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Ilia will hold a winning party this weekend at the wynn for his future KO of Justin
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Hawk tuuuah, spit on that thang!
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Sneed's fresh frozen salmon
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>>154749803
Poor poor lil shrimpjeet, never caught a fish for himself :(
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>>154749778
>sneed to black transsexual penises
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I fish with no license idgaf
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Jerking it to Poatan's BBL
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>>154749497
>>154749515
FYI she has already been been bred by Trinidadian BBC
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>>154749913
And the results may shock you!
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Does Ronda Rousey think her pathetic frowns are intimidating? She looks like a kid being denied sweets, bitch needs a wakeup call
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>>154749921
ENTER
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harvey would beat the shit out of tom's son
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>>154750045
He could've been a great MMA prospect. Big retard, athlete dna, insane fits of rage, zero chance of cte
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>>154749913
Oh big ups for having sex with her anon
Because in my world you are the only guy from Trinidad
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>>154750052
there would be a sort of inverse poatan plinny type thing going on vis an vis bmi between mumager and harvey
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i can see him beating callum too
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>>154749921
>>154749913
So you're saying she was bred by a MASSIVE BBC...
And then in turn, had a gigantic fat 20lb retarded baby spawn from her hole, excavating her already cavernous mammoth hole even FARTHER?
And the only thing that can still pleasure and stretch her destroyed, gaped and loose pink void...is GODnor's red steel BWIC (BigWhiteIrishCock)?
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>>154750219
Many are saying this
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>>154750219
Is this Alessa Holloway? This Max?
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If you missed the Strikeforce era, you basically just experienced a Strikeforce card. A little one-way matchmaking, a couple brutal knockouts, and Ronda Rousey taking some poor woman's arm home in 20 seconds.
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>>154750350
MMA?
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>>154750360
Yeah
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>>154750403
WDWTCH
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Ali, Tyson and Mayweather had their cute little moments but none of them fucked Babyshark. #zuffaboxing
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>>154750434
We all watch that crap here, MVP was charting at number 1 for Netflix while Allen vs Costa was one of the worst performing PooFC cards in years
https://bloodyelbow.com/2026/05/18/mvp-mma-landed-1-on-netflix-while-ufc-vegas-117-recorded-record-low-in-new-era/
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>>154749599
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Yeah I'm a jacked Taiwanese boy whatup
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>>154750587
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>>154750603
Kek I love you for making moer of this guy, always makes me laugh
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my barber says i'm totally like mcgregor btw
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>>154750620
Funny thing is he gets like 500 views on YouTube, he's a heem legend more than a YouTube star
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Motherfucker can't enjoy a meal at Tito's Cantina without people making it weird
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>>154750629
Lol fuck I am broekn I had no idea this guy was an youtube doo
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>>154750629
he's a legend in your mindd you faggpt ahaahaahaahahh
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>>154750646
you think tito sits with the hoi polloi?
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>he's a legend in your mindd you faggpt ahaahaahaahahh
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>>154749892
Suga Sean O'Malley everyone
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>>154750625
…yeah
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>>154750637
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*jabs*
*defeats ratlip*
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Sugafish
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>>154750741
Kek. Is every man perpetually drunk in that house?
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>>154750741
now that's funny
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Maycee would probably be surprisingly good at cutting hair
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>>154750741
Nerve gas
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>>154750798
Legendary German humour
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>>154750741
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Movements underway to strip Aspinall apparently
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>>154750938
Jon ducked this guy
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>>154750741
HEEMED!
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>>154749449
that was a dance? it looked more like he was having a stroke
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>>154751147
tommy bwoi wine fi wi pon di dancefloor
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>>154750938
>opponent cheats
>gets punished for it
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>>154750741
lmao
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>>154750938
He had an good run as chanp
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I partially look like Paulo Costa
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>>154751221
May I see
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Imagine Tom Aspinal gets the news they're stripping him and his retarded child has a poopie meltdown the same night, kwab!
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>>154751221
if we fought it would be like the two handsomest guys on heem like two models
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wtf the zesty guy with the beard and eyebrows died of AIDS
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taker is alive and well
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>>154751259
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>>154751259
Jon's dead?
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All faggots will burn in hell
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undertaker got sugar in the tank?
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nate diaz couldn't have smelled like rotten meat if he shit his pants
he's vegan
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>>154751303
Mmmmm so gayass
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>>154751318
Vegan poop smell is on a whole other level pal, trust me
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Vegan smell brazza
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Did Gina get thrown into Nate's dung pile?
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How you guys doing? In life?
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>>154751380
Do you mind? We're discussing the scent of shit over here pal
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>>154751380
Bad
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>>154751380
Fannnnnnntastic (insert Frank West thumbs up img)
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>>154751380
Working swing shift as an electrician at an amazon warehouse, it’s a depressing place, they have the suicide hotline posted in the toilets and urinals
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>>154751467
GSP worked waste management and still become the goat
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ian garry takes gsp to a close 48-47 and NEW
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>>154751467
how dogshit is your warehouse?
I worked as warehouse associate for a few years and never saw a suicide hotline posted anywhere.
I kind of miss that job, got to stand around and do easy work while talking with friends...
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>>154751467
King of the trades!
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this is an mma thread
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>>154751528
Sorry I just care abuot you guys ok
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>>154751467
ahahaha call the suicide hotline and tell them Amazon is bullying you and you wish to start a union
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>>154751550
Nah fuck that
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Just found out Aspinall is 50% Polish. It’s true that the only races that can fight in HW are blacks and Eastern Europeans
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>>154751568
>Just found out Aspinall is 50% Polish.
Proofs?
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I hope the MMA guru goes live tonight
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>>154751597
pretty sure hes more saar than kurwa
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>>154751568
>blacks
they suck shit they could disapear tomorrow and no one would notice
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Luke "Evidentiary Basis" Thomas
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the amount of people in this general that are obsessed with men rubbing their sweaty bodies all over each other in their underwear is concerning. Weird faggot obsession with a dying sport
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oi gemini ai you bloody cunt, 'ow many black ufc champens there is you reckon???
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>>154751684
I got banned for posting this
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>>154751699
just say you cant fight bro and move on
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>>154751755
he can't fight cause he'll get a boner kwagb
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nina looking mad caked up these days huh
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>>154751736
Luke Thomas has no place on /heem/
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Futbol is better than this shit. Can’t wait to see how many viewers the world cup takes away from the freedom fight lmao.
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Puke Dumbass
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Sneed Girlass
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>>154751766
annoying libshit retard.
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Who is the Southampton football club of mma?
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>>154751932
Izzy was setting up the scorpion stinger kick, early stoppage
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>>154751932
they should give khamzat izzy next, ya know, a nice tune up fight.
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>>154751949
kek did you just make up some bullshit move? you sound like a retard
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>>154751932
2 years ago he knocked out Pereira. Something happened to Izzy. You can’t say it’s an age thing, you don’t go from knocking out Peirera to losing to Pyfer. Not that Pyfer is bad but he’s not top 5 material
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>>154752023
the pride of senegal ladies and gents
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>>154752025
the pride of nigeria ladies and gents
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>>154752023
Black guy via Disqualification. Anything else would be a disgrace to the sport.
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Garth is not fucking around. He’s even doing pull ups with weights tied to his testicles
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>>154752025
>2 years ago he knocked out Pereira
yeah on his 4th try lmao
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>>154752107
Goobybros...we're getting penisweightmogged...
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>>154751568
Aspinall isn't Polish, he married a Polish girl and said in an instagram post that he feels part Polish because his kids are half Pole, and a Polish news site claimed he was half Polish based off that post.
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>>154752211
I don’t believe you
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>>154751924
Monitor Volkanoffski
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>>154752340
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Talk:Tom_Aspinall#Alleged_Polish_ancestry
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>>154752367
Wikipedia discussion is not a reliable source
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>>154751928
Kevin Lee
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Popping to tesco, need anything?
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GODsumeci fight week btw
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Gane via 619
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poohands by bunda blast 1st rd
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When is Colbys next fight?
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Fight For My Bussy: The Colbington Story
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>>154752591
Kek
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Chain Dive. PS2 game. Look into it if your an real weemer.
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AHHHHHHHHH
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One lunar cycle until we enter the Gaethje era.
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What would the founding fathers think of this card?
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mikey mucinex is such an annoying little faggot
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>>154753259
They were all brit anglos so i'd say they would be disappointed by the complete lack of english fighters in the mix
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>>154753259
They probably would have thought they are pussies because it’s not bare knuckle
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>>154753367
based Crohn's enjoyer!
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>>154753367
yjk this one will rev the spammy freaks
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>>154753458
You're no better than someone afraid carcinogens will give them cancer
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>>154753498
doesnt mikey mumu's butthole hang out of his body like a big hoop sock? hes already diagnosed with sour belly but keeps eating 6 pounds of pasta and cum a day he's a dipshit little bastard
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Underdog. Ugly duckling. Black Swan. Mila Kunis Level Posts
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I got a question. If a fat nigga falls from the second floor with no one there will he still pull down his shirt to hide his fat?
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>>154753574
he got stomach ulcers cause he would drink shitloads of coffee and energy drinks on an empty stomach
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>>154753259
mfw chandlers death live
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>>154753689
I do that everyday and I only get really bad piles
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remember Kingdom? the mma tv show?
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>>154753689
so he's a well rounded retard
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>>154753816
Yah, totally
*signals to the maitre d' to remove this anon*
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Kingdom Green
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farting really loudly
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>>154752025
Izzy genuinely made a faustian bargain with dark forces to KO Pereira in exchange for becoming a can afterwards
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>>154754225
lol your still talmbout dr fausti in 26 get a grip chuddy
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Arsenal just won the English Premier League. Who is the Arsenal of mma?
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>>154754722
jones obviously
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>>154754722
Gsp
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>>154754722
shut up you poof
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>>154754090
newfag
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>>154754784
makes sense
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>>154754988
you will never let me have a moment of peace
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Finland?
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>>154748537
>the mocking stops now
Not until you have a ranked UFC fighter I'm afraid.
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Dana white's most recent follow on instagram is Billie Eilish
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>hire some internet doctors to lie about Tom's injuries
>shill the narrative that he quit to hell and back
>strip tomala
>promote Gane Vs Pereira for undisputed
here, I fixed your shithole of a division Dana
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>>154755550
the skirt with the udders?
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>>154755043
Oh yuo didnt know?
Tehn youre ass betta caaaaall somebodeeeeyyyy
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Man why tf is Pereira so petty to a featherweight for? did Melq Costa really hurt him that bad by saying Jon Jones [a man who decimated Glover Texeira Alexs current coach and mentor] would win a hypothetical matchup? If this wasn't Gane Id be cheering for Pereira to get heemed but Gane losing a 4th title shot is just too sweet and hilarious. With that being said what a petty vindictive bitch this Pereira guy is also should've heemed Ilia and Hokit for being so gay.
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>>154755741
Who is tom
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>>154754988
kwab
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do teep kicks really have enough force to knock someone out? i never understood this
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>>154756082
monitor
now
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>>154756175
are you the same retard that doesn't know what oblique kicks are

the kicks silva, machida, chito etc got KOs with were front kicks not teeps
you see teeps to the face in muay thai, they just push the opponent back/knock them off balance
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How will Holloway handle the weight jump at WW? does he still heem or is gooby to defensive
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>MVP MMA was the most viewed MMA event in US history. Peak viewership of 17 million globally and 11.6 million in the US.

>17 million global viewers tuned in to watch Ronda Rousey vs. Gina Carano on Netflix, averaging 12.4 million viewers across the triple main event!
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>>154756428
shut the fuck up. I know what an oblique kick is, it seems like this general DOESNT
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>>154756888
Not the best gimmick I've seen but not the worst
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One uppercut and you look like Ditcheva
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Gooby wins via hawlgmogging
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>triple main event
pfft haha
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26 days until Gane fights.
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>>154757445
Hoenstly? Respect
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>>154753259
>beg to fight Gooby for years on end
>get Ruffy
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Narwhals, Narwhals swimming in the ocean

Causing a commotion cuz they are so awesome!
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I am the Narwhal of /heem/ and I wont entertain anything negative about that claim.
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>>154757747
Narwhal bacons at midnight
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>>154757795
In an just world.....
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Holy shit Dana got mogged hard
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>>154757840
good
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>>154757840
This is dogshit. 17 million out of 325 million subscribers is roughly 5%. Meanwhile 10% of Paramount+ subscribers watched Strickland v Chimaev.
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>>154757905
inb4 dana makes up some bullshit stat on the next main card
>NEW RECORD 18 MILLION VIEWERS
>NEW RECORD 18 MILLION GATES
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>>154757927
Guru just broke down why Netflix MMA was a bust on his members only livestream you casual
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The UFC can't even sell out arenas this day and age
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>>154757962
Sorry I only watch youtubers with over 100 viewers
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>>154757840
Holy fuck Jake is the new jew Bjorn Rebney
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>>154753259
Thomas Massie was right
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>>154757962
This is a Uncle Weezy webzone be-yotch. Respectfully.
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>>154757993
Ok, let’s see what happens at 329.
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>>154758118
>Daddy Conor please save us we can't put asses in seats anymore
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If Goobinderjeet cant save the UFC...hoyl fuck!!
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brazza why no khabib comeback?
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>>154758138
Would be a good comeback if Chimaev v Strickland didn’t sell out the arena
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Somebody should hit Luke Thomas in the back of the head with a brick
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>>154758251
Hes like 6'4 and Ex Miltiary. Good luck getting behind him with ill intent without him sensing you an mile away
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>>154752187
has there ever been a bigger story loss in mma than chandler? not even considering that hes "the dad that STEPPED UP"
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>>154758352
>Good luck getting behind him with ill intent
Thank you, Inshallah I shall be successful
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antizionist bros...
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>>154758731
what?
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>>154758757
Trump is top dawg (again!)
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5 white boys but they not NSYNC
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>>154758173
>if Chimaev v Strickland didn’t sell out the arena
Chimaev vs Strickland did not sell out
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>>154759094
Quit pocket watching fag
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Chimaev vs Strickland did not sell out
Ulberg vs Prochazka did not sell out
Della Maddalena vs Prates did not sell out
Allen vs Costa was one of the least viewed UFC cards of the modern era
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>>154758173
>>154759094
>>154759138
OHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH HE'S HURT
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Made an Italian 'wich.
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Didn't ask
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>>154759204
>>154759219
Looks good
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God Im so hunrgy
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>>154752025
Adesanya's win over Pereira was mostly due to Pereira being a retard and letting his guard down
he was still young in MMA and then when he was in the same situation against Rountree he didn't make the same mistake and was more patient
Adesanya just lacked decent competition in his "prime", he's not bad but he never was that great either.
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Gaethje needs to do this
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>>154759335
Fail to knock out BEASTpuria and then get brutally killed?
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adesanya made a supernatural pact to beat pereira and pay via an infinite losing streak, we’ve been over this
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>>154759368
Gaethje hits harder than Herbert. A kick like that from Gaethje would send the little brown midget to the mat and he will be out for a good 10 seconds
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what gaethje need to do is pullout lmao let shartman gets heemed by clitia
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>>154759320
*cums in palm and throws it at your face*
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Daddysanya porked prolapsed, spackled, sealed, and SEMENted Pighooves.
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>>154759385
Nice headcanon, too bad Gajshit is shit and is gonna get his orange bussy stretched by BEASTpuria's BBC in front of your dirt diaper president.
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>>154759690
Topuria couldn’t chin a 41 year old Josh Emmet. Gaethje is surviving the entire fight and will get a lucky head kick in sending Clitia leaking to the canvas
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Emmet is a fucking machine doe
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>>154759738
I would like to see Gaethje get through a prime volk tbqh (wouldn't happen)
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And Gaethje isn’t? Don’t make me laugh
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>>154759738
Gajshit the weakling hasn't heemed anyone ever
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am i the only one who isn't interested in watching mcgregor fight and might or might not watch it? 50% chance
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Topuria in the red and gold, Gaethje in the black an-OHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
HE CAUGHT HIM
HE CAUGHT HIM
HUGE UPPERCUT FROM GAETHJE DROPS TOPURIA
HE'S IN DESPERATION MODE
OHHHHHHHHHHHHH
TOPURIA GOT ROCKED AGA-OOOOOGHHHHHHHHHHHH HUGE KNEEEEEEE MARC GODDARD HAS SEEN ENOUGH
THE AMERICAN DREAM HAS COME TRUE
JUST GAETHJE
IS
A
CHAMPION
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>>154759945
Clitia xisters how do we respond to this???? It’s too realistic… I’m fucking scared…..
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>>154759094
chimaev just isn't a draw
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>>154760009
these last two fights have killed his stock desu
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>>154759945
Just had an bit of shit dirbble out of my ass as I read this...hoyl shit
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Pathetic piglets
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Order out of chaos.

You mouth breathing cazzies don't even understand the grand scheme of this power move Colby is a part of on the world stage
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BIG DAVE WITH THE RIGHT HAND
THEY CALL THAT THE M BOMB
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I needed more time to process Colby Covington's retirement than I thought. I was sipping my coffee thinking about what I had wanted to see. A move to middleweight. A fight with Adesanya or Rob. Could pull off a win, hop to RDR or Nickal and be back in the rankings. But what was I really thinking? I was expecting Colby to do something for me. Make some sort of return on investment for my boying. After all those years, I was expecting him to do more for me. When he called brazilians filthy animals, when he interrupted a presser with a novelty sized megaphone and belt, when he was casually delivering riding clinics on the prelims. I had learned to expect things from Colby. I hadn't abandoned him through his losses. I had never and would never pick against him. But I had stopped believing in my boy. And now that he's gone and all I have are the memories, I find myself reflecting. Porn star cardio. Marty Fake Newsman. Took a knee for the first responders. Sprinting across the cage directly into RDA's punch. Calling Leon's dad a criminal. His sister bullying their mother on camera. Balls deep in Polyana. Breaking Woodley's rib. Busting Dana with an Asian hooker. Swapping spit with Jones in college.
Thank you, Colby. You'll always be my boy.
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lol Marty fakenewsman always gets me
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>>154759945
>JUST GAETHJE
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You don't record the boss with asian hookers and upload it to the Internet you goof this is late stage capitalism where everything is a monopoly run by no fun allowed fags
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hey guys! this is my first time here from r/ufc, what do I need to know about this "heem" board :) are there any cool regulars on this thread
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>>154760413
post tits
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>>154760442
sure :)
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>>154760184
Dave’s reputation is burnt. Who cares what he has to say now?
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>>154760463
That’s Chris Chan isn’t he
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Dana could sell water to a whale
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>>154760565
Fuck Dana
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>fuck Dana
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I am still waiting for the day Dana completely resigns and hunter starts doing all of the pre/post press conferences. How far away is it fellas, must be close.
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>>154760713
We’ll go from an abrasive asshole to a boring nothing. What’s there to look forward to?
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>>154760748
bappa hunter is a big jerk he's just not in charge yet
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>>154759401
You suck at this nigga wtf, no rhyme, no alliteration.
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Colby won.
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>>154760828
>Colby won.
Yeah. Won the faggot contest.
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DADDYSANYA GAPED THAT PIGGA
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Colby got more hoes than Ted Bundy
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"So Iran" - Colby Covington on the US diplomatic situation
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>>154760886
>B-b-b-but muh fluke fight from 5 years ago!!!!!
This is biology blk boy. This is evolution. This is nature. Run form it. Cope all you want.... It's just inescapable sadly.... There will never be a real black champion again.
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The Colby Marxist era is going to be epic
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Colbitch.
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Colby said Jon Jones left dirty dishes everywhere like a subhuman
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Well I been applying for jobs again, gonna get this money ya heard?
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>>154760974
Your posts REALLY stick with him, don't they?
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>>154760974
>There will never be a real black champion again.
izzy is Chinese retard
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>>154761203
Suck 10 dicks at $20 a pop a day and you're balling
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Me when I remember I can easily heem every here
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>>154761298
wow this young fella is jacked
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>>154761298
Açai Broly
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>>154761203
Good luck b



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