Aves vs golden knights tomorrow >>154746610
we wanted a flames thread
>>154753508Sorry but no more flames threads until after playoffs
How would you fix this team?
>>154753628Relocate to Arizona
>>154753562what about sharks threads
>>154753638Celebrini belongs in /iihf/
My penguins ):
>>154753481why is eichels face so red?
>>154753628cancel them like slopdown was
manletsisters...
Shannon's favorite vacation destination is Disneyland
SUZUKI LOOK OUT!
funny how the cantpucks fired their coach today and nobody gives a shit
>>154754024I didn’t know that. OP should have included that news
>>154754024i didn't even know he was sick
>>154753823>5'11 vs 6'1
knights play tomorrow
>>154754024A kicked goal is more important.
>>154754024imagine if the soilers hire him
>>154754236they're going to hire berube
Where’s Cassidy heading?
>>154754312galveston
habs ruined my bracket :( i would have won the whole bracket otherwise...
>>154754446
>everyone seething at the knightsmost based franchise oot
Czech players have the highest collapse per player ratio of all countries
>>154754446my west side is a disaster
>>154754024Vancouvers purpose is to suffer.
>>154754024/hoc/ isn't ready for the powerhouse that Ryan Johnson and the Sedins are building.
>laffs
>3 of the 4 teams were division champsrmyt
>>154754446Sorry Pekka but you’re probably still in first
>OMG, Buffalel, your pp is so tiny and soft!>hahaha, sorry, but how do you expect to win the Stanley Cup with THAT?>Not interested, maybe next year, if you can "rise to the occasion"!
>>154753628trade kirill for matthews
>>154753922Suzuki who? webm not related?
>>154755157reading this gave me AIDS
>>154754822Would be funny as fuck if they got a sanction from this too. 2028 first (cause that's what's left lol) and 1m in damages (same as Ottawa for the Dadonov incident)
>>154755239Bubblin
>>154754822Knights got away with too much for too long, and finally went too far, fuck em tbqhwydesu
nashbros, DON'T look up what year fubu was founded!!!
Well, where are (You) sitting, /hoc/?
>>154754862Czech goaltending is this year’s meta
>>154755249gary gave the sens their pick back at number 32
>>15475538012 easy. I got a window seat and nobody right next to me
>>1547553806 for long flight12 for short
>>154755287what did they get away with
>>154754433Very cool Pekka
>>154755012I was tied for 2nd, now i'm 16th :(
>>154755573i'm 17th. damn you sabres.
>>154755516his team put up 8 the game before id be pissed too
>>154754862thank you for vladar czechbro! i like him on my flyers :)
How much does this affect Tuch's upcoming salary, take note that Benson is RFA now. I think they're gonna let Tuch go if he doesn't settle for less, Helenius is up and coming and plays same positions
tuch sucks
anyone else just kinda done with the nhl after last night's blatant rigging for the remaining canadian market?
>>154755894just like my islanders
>>154754964I guess regular season is a pretty good barometer of a teams ability to win
>>154756002So it's fine to rig it do sunbelt teams win the cup every year, and be in the SCF for the past 30 years, but keeping the people who care most about the the sport invested is bad?
>>154756002dont worry gary will pull the rug out from under the hasbeens soon enough
>>154756002is this shooped? he looks terrible lol
The best part about the sabres losing is seeing their fans go apeshit
>>154755380Definitely sitting with Crosby, would love to have a chat with the nu-GOAT
>>154756127Sabres spiritually won that game
>>154755380I'd pick the seat next to Crosby in the back so we can goon in peace together
>>1547553809 and i make sure to bring food on the plane
>>154755380Crosby. He seems quiet and autistic
>>154755516canes probably had the same reaction learning that they aren't going to get to face him
>>154756002>t. seething Buffalel fan
>>154756153Crosby practices semen retention. You’d have to share the bathroom with McDavid
>>154756074Your team is shit and run by a retard.
>>154756002Game 7 vs Tampa was even more blatant so if you actually cared you'd be gone already
>>154756002feel free to leave /hoc/ as well
>>154756101He doesn't have to. The Canes are about to mog the Frogs so hard PETA will get involved
best case scenario: habs win the cup, marner wins the conn smythe
>mfw john chayka's ai trades for marner back
predictions?
>>154756457if you think about it, it's kind of like the final four at the end of the royal rumble
>>154756457canes
>>154756367That completely flips the script—and given how things played out, that would be a massive, blockbuster reunion.To bring Mitch Marner back from the Vegas Golden Knights, Toronto would be dealing with a completely different animal. Vegas isn't dealing with an expiring contract anymore; they have him locked into that massive **8-year, $96 million contract ($12M AAV)** through 2033. On top of that, he is currently leading the entire NHL in playoff scoring during Vegas's deep run, which has driven his trade value right back through the roof.Because Vegas is a perpetual contender that hates shedding elite talent unless it makes them better or clears desperate cap space, Toronto would have to pay a King's ransom.A realistic trade package to bring him back home would require a mix of **elite youth, high-end roster pieces, and premium draft capital**:
>>154756367>>154756532### 1. The Dynamic Roster Piece (The Starting Point)Vegas won't trade an elite 100-point winger for just futures; they need a high-impact player who can slide into their lineup immediately. * **Matthew Knies:** He just signed his own 6-year extension with Toronto and has the heavy, playoff-style power-forward game that Vegas covets. He would almost certainly have to be the centerpiece of the trade. If not Knies, it would require a massive roster shock like moving **William Nylander** (which defeats the purpose of bringing Marner back to play with the core).### 2. The Blue-Chip Future AssetsBecause Marner is playing at a Conn Smythe level in the playoffs right now, Toronto would have to raid their top tier of prospects and draft capital. * **Top Prospect:** Someone like **Easton Cowan** or **Fraser Minten** would have to be included. Vegas would demand a high-ceiling, cost-controlled asset to offset losing Marner's offensive production. * **The 2026 1st-Round Pick:** Since Toronto just won the draft lottery, that pick is highly valuable. While Toronto wouldn't give up a lottery pick for a winger when they desperately need a center or a top defenseman, Vegas would insist on a **unprotected or lightly protected 1st-round pick** (either Toronto's or one they've acquired).### 3. The Cap Balancing SalaryMarner makes $12 million against the cap. Toronto cannot simply absorb that without sending significant money back the other way. * Toronto would need to include a digestible multi-million dollar contract to make the math work. Names like **Calle Järnkrok** or a mid-tier defenseman would have to go to Vegas just to comply with the NHL salary cap structure.
>>154756532Thanks rock
>>154753562The Flames are theoretically a playoff team
tornado warning, bad omen for habs
>>154756367>>154756532>>154756563### The Final Realistic PackageA finalized trade sheet to bring No. 93 back to the Maple Leafs would look something like this:| To Vegas Golden Knights | To Toronto Maple Leafs ||---|---|| • **Matthew Knies** (Established top-six power forward)• **Easton Cowan** (Elite prospect)• **2026 or 2027 1st-Round Pick**• Mid-tier roster contract (for cap compliance) | • **Mitch Marner** (8 years remaining @ $12M AAV) |> **The Verdict:** Given that Toronto just fired their front office and coaching staff to pivot into a retool, giving up this much future capital and a cornerstone young piece like Knies just to reverse the original trade would be incredibly risky.> Do you think a reunited Matthews and Marner duo is worth giving up the team's best young assets like Knies and Cowan to pull off?
>queefe staying as devils coachlol
>Watching the habs make it further than you because your team is so shit
>>154756618Imagine McGod on the Habs next year
>>154756638Mcdavid AND Crosby
>>154756672Retard
>>154756457Colorado
>>154756638If he's smart enough to leave the Oilers then I will be so surprised
>>154756498Me?
>>154756610There’s a big thunderstorm coming here
>>154756755Is canes good? One opened up near me but there’s already a chick fil a
>>154756859The sauce is GOATed, but the chicken is just decent
The first rain of the summer is here :D
>>154756532>>154756563>>154756563readeveryword
how do the sabies fix their goaltendying ?
>>154756873Thanks for the insight
you won't believe who the last player to score 5 goals in a game was
>>154756897Don't know but they have lots of time to figure it out
>>154756923was it you?
>>154756873the sauce is just ketchup and mayo with a splash of Worcestershire
>>154756949A Canadian has never scored more one goal in a single game
Waffle fries carry chick fil a
>>154756967No it isn't
>>154756977esl moment
>>154756977Stars fan moment
>>154756977
Oops I meant more than
>>154756897Montembeault is the answer.
When Dobes drags the Habs to the SCF, he will win the Conn SmytheImagine having .950+ save percentage in back to back game 7's while your team gets outshot over 2 to 1 both times, in the same year, on the roadInsane.
>>154757129He’s the real deal, I didn’t realize he was that elite
say something nice about him
>>154757138Last time there was a goalie to do this was Ken Dryden back in the 70's, same deal, and this guy was a high 100's or 200s pick
>>154757146Price would be proud of him
>>154757166IS
>>154757146He is an angel :)Always having fun, will chirp and hit back, has that special goalie autism, bud is a diamond in the rough Idk what it is with the Habs getting the GOATs of goalies, but here we are again
Montybros they are laughing at us again
post your reaction when habs send dobes, a first and a random piece to leafs for Matthews
>>154757146He'll have a fruitful career on the Czech diving team once his NHL career is over.
>>154757168Thanks for the correction
alright well good night
>>154757222it's only 8:05 pm
We both did it, Habs and Sabres.
>>154757234Based! I hope the finals break records
Turned on the French voices in Injustice 2 to celebrate the Habs advancing. Gonna do a Wonder Woman multiverse event later on because there is no hockey, nearly 40 fights. Havent used Wonder Woman in awhile, Supergirl is my go to!!
>>154757234And this is why Gary wants the habs to remain.
>>154757180
>>154757234>Women viewers aged 3+ continue to drive viewership growth, up 66% vs. last season through the Second Round.
>>154757307There needs to be heated rivalry season 2
>>154757307>>154757312Heated Rivalry cinematic universe
>>154757176All elite goalies need autism to thrive :)
>>154757180Why in God's name would they want Matthews over McJesus
>>154757339Because Oilers want more for McDavid
I for one look forward to the rags selling the farm for one of Brady Tkachuk or Matthews. I can't wait for the rags to trade Gabe Perrault away and their fans seethe.
>>154756638I dont care for McDavid, too much an investment, but I'd like to see Zach Hyman on the habs
>>154757180WChayka is shit, but that's a retarded trade for both the habs and the laffs
>>154757420>WUh, meant to erase that
>>154757420Are you implying that Chayka's AI agent is making a mistake?
>>154757339McDavid's whore wife isn't going to agree to go to Montreal
>>154757312patience, gary. it takes time for jacob tierney to convert a mid fujo romance series into watchable television.
>>154757420im sorry do you own and operate 62 wendys? thats what i thought lower your tone
>>154757481She lives in Edmonton in a black box next to a barren field, Montreal would be a step-up
>>154757481Montreal has no shortage of soulless condos. Lauren would love it here.
>>154757312>Yes, Heated Rivalry has been officially renewed for a second season. The hit hockey romance is scheduled to begin filming in late summer and is slated to premiere in early 2027. Season 2 will primarily adapt Rachel Reid's book The Long Game and will also incorporate storylines from Role ModelIn this hour, at this moment, mankind's greatest award to dispense goes to a bunch of creators of gay pornography, and I'd like to point out that it's that way most of the time anyway, for various reasons that stand the test of time throughout history>No, I don't have time to detail for you why that's the case, do your own research, /hoc/, lazy fuckers
>>154757339they wouldn't. the finn is just angry from last night and wants to talk nonsense
>>154757501>>154757535Lauren wants to go to LA or NY and further her social media career
>>154757146Sunbelt fears him
>>154757161>comparisons to le goatgary gonna be working double time to keep canada from winning it all
>guy that lost to bud and mitch and was raped by bud has heated rivalry images
>carolina gets goalies and loses>but it's not by dobes...
>>154757402Zach Hyman was drafted by Florida, didn’t want to play for them, was traded to Toronto. And you want this entitled loser on my Habs.
>scoreless draw
why did Dahlin try to be a cute lil faggot at the blue line? Demidov just took his booty and bootyfucked it
she's so fawking hawt bro's
>>154757890She look look the kid from the 6th sense
>>154757890uhhhhh whos driving the boat????
>>154757890id fuck the shit out of the bitch fo sho
>>154757941draisaitl as usual
>scoreless draws
>>154753481Colorado in 3.
>most dangerous draw in Indiana
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aAxrx_yrJfw
>>154757947why is his yard so small and shitty? im poor and my yard is bigger than that
>>154758129Do you think that Matthews is happy that Marner finally escaped the laffs?
>>154757941>>154757948Unlike my islanders
Does Shannon even like hockey anymore? Lately, it feels like there’s no real energy or passion in his videos. He just seems burnt out or disconnected, and it’s kind of hard to watch sometimes. The enthusiasm that made his content fun to follow just doesn’t seem to be there anymore.
>>154758182Like many content creators he became a slave to the audience. Literally cant stop ever now.
>>154758182Being a Canucks fan is exhausting.
OH NO NO NO...
>Tkachuk also recently took a flight in an F-16 Fighting Falcon with the U.S. Air Force Thunderbirds, calling it one of the greatest experiences of his life.
>>154758225they have no chance unless smitty and gay parole show upalso is there just no cutoff date for joining these teams in the tournament?
>>154758140noamericans are taught to not give a shit about anyone but themselves
>>154758182divorce does that to people
it's almost time to get out of bed
>>154758311go back to sleep froggy
Playoffs are so boring and gay without Dallas. Cope as you wish you know that it’s true. Colorado and Nevada? Like who gives a shit??
>>154758182you can really tell the nuckies have really broken him he doesnt even go to their games anymore even i went to 2 last year in their lowest point of the franchise and i dont even consider myself a hardcore fan like himself
>>154758205I actually don't know how Shannon became so popular, kind of strange. I know he talks about every team but I actually don't give a shit about most of the league, especially during the regular season, unless something weird is happening
>>154758326
>>154758271So if you have a horribly talented player then he is just suppose to sit and suffer? Canada seems like a great place...
>>154758342Pumped out daily hockey content for years when no one else was
>>154758244HEY, THAT'S MOUNTAIN HOME!!!I used to be stationed there >those were EA-18G Growler aircraft; very expensive a/c for the Navy to lose at an fucking air showThe article for the crash in the Statesman kept referring to the Navy aviators as 'pilots' and they don't like that; they are aviators
>>154758271this is true and you're a cuck
>>154758271based, thats why i love it here
>>154758367maybe they can be called aviators when they start not blowing up their planes during routine mating manoeuvres
>>154758342there is not much hockey coverage out there you could probably create your own "popular" youtube channel or podcast just by repeating the general takes of tsn or sportsnet radio soundbites if you were motivated enough.
>>154758367they must have been hit by a tactical burrito
>>154758401No, it has to do with maritime terminology>A pilot boat is a type of boat used to transport maritime pilots between land and the inbound or outbound ships that they are piloting. Pilot boats were once sailing boats that had to be fast because the first pilot to reach the incoming ship got the business. Today, pilot boats are scheduled by telephoning the ship agents/representatives prior to arrival.
still sad about my sabies :(
>>154758410Bud bros jot this down
>>154758461you know, i totally forgot about those. it's a fair point.>>154758410the real untapped angle is the hockey fujo podcast, which has a moderate chance of sounding a little too much like regular hockey talk>season discussion in terms of historic rivalries, personal beefs and drama reflected in performance>trade gossip>holistic analysis of team comps and production>saucy eyebrows
>>154758482
The farther a canadian team goes the funnier it is when they lose
>>154758462they did real good, they might go all the way next year.
>>154757890she looks soulless
>>154758054Why are they wearing clothes in their private sauna?
>>154758577just like my milders
>>154758345suffer how exactly?
>>154758577Nothing about ice hockey is funnyIce hockey is as dead serious as a corpse littered field after a plane crash
>>154758367My dad was in the Air Force we lived there for 3 years a long ass time ago.
>>154758628living in the Bharatish North America.being harassed by rubes who believe the uncreative lies TSN Overdrive and Sid Sexeiro yell into a mic.
>>154758738yeah being a millionaire is tough anywhere
>>154758577Grrrr that dastardly fox
how do i get better at skating? im 35 and 250 lbs and i can barely do 3 laps before my quads are on fire
>>154758705I was stationed there from January of 08 until I retired in January of 2011. Hated the area, too fucking far from Boise and Twin Falls I dunno why Mountain Home, the town, never invested in a community college or something of the like, but it seems like it's gonna remain a white trash bedroom community forever >glad that crash didn't hit the "historic business district."
>>154758766check /fit/ for tips on losing weight
>>154758577I love hockey
>>154758628Ummm anon I dunno if you know about this thing it's called a Stanley Cup
>>154758777I am way older then you, we were on Guam for a couple of years then ended up in Idaho. On the way back stateside we were on I think a c130 and got to I got to be in the cockpit as they refueled in the air somewhere over the Pacific. Guam was fun times as a kid. This was in the 80's lmao. I just remember everything outside the base was remote, sure it is more filled in with people now a days.
>>154758807same (｡◕‿‿◕｡)
>>15475882624 american rosters fail to win the cup every year
>>154758827Was this before or after you lost to a burrito?
:(
>>154758863I'm a different boomer then the guy you are thinking of.
WE GOT THESE PILLS TO SWALLOW
>>154758462I am too, anon. They over exceeded expectations though, so I'm grateful for that. They'll make another deep run next year.
>>154758827way more housing, mixed family units It's an eyesore, like most places that allow mixed family residences trailer parks across the street from new construction and things like that I'm surprised they managed to build a proper business loop Did you live on base? When you lived there, the town hadn't built the new underground beneath the railway line >I knew a kid from Guam whose Dad was in the Air Force, a pilot; Coby, met him in the fourth grade
>>154758875It's okay, anon. Don't be sad. We all know Buffalo spiritually won that game. Best part? >1993 shall remain intact. Enjoy the little things.
Billy Talent
>>154758807kinda gay, bro
>>154758748behold, the canadese (reddit) mindset that drives real boys away.
>>154758941R U L E SULES
>>154758941nhl games used to have kino soundtracks
Buffalo wonThere was a kickThere was a go-ahead goal
>>154758941TRY honesty
>>154758921yeah I lived on base, brother was born on the base, went from 1st grade to half of 3rd grade. There was nothing as built yet as I was there in the mid 80s. Halloweens on the base were great times as everyone went all in decorations.
>most dangerous lead
what are you watching while you drink tonight?
>>154758897you made me look it up, i knew this was from some mid 2000s song but couldnt quite figure it out
>>154758939buffalel has NEVER won the stanley cupwhy are suggssting they take glory in achievement they have no part of?
>>154758995Water
>>154758997Because >1993 is for everyone to celebrate (outside of Canada)
>>154759015top cuck
>>154758996get a load of this absolutel fucking pleb
>he's watching water, folks
I remember that one Canadian anon that admitted to huffing his own farts in the shower
I remember the one American who drank his own piss
>>154759057i mean, if youre in the shower you dont really have a choiceplus the humidity amplifies it considerably
>>154758995blue jays
>the reverb off the shower curtainshower farts rule
>Expand to Atlanta>Expand to Houston>Relocate some dead city's franchise to Arizonayour son will grow up with more NHL teams in the former Confederacy than in Canada, and Don Cherry will linger on his death bed long enough to see it.
jack hughes
>>154758995all three of these
>>154759103>your son will grow up with more NHL teams in the former Confederacy than in Canadaand this is why the nhl can not overtake the nba and will soon be behind the mls
>>154759103im no historian but i dont think arizona was officially a confederate state
>>154759076Kek
>>154759124The Confederacy claimed the southern half of the New Mexico Territory (including the area that would become Phoenix) for various reasons, but they had legitimate popular support from settlers. You could also count St. Louis because Missouri was formally admitted to the Confederacy, but that was against the wishes of the population and the actual state government.
SHUT UP NERDS
the south lost kwab
>>154759196gary rigged it
>>154759196much like trb
my marlies have the worst schedule in ahl history
>>154759118imagine believing this.hell, imagine that the Winnipeg Jets and Ottawa Senators are more serious and sustainable businesses than the Top ~10 MLS franchises.
>>154758388Sounds like a statement Gary made them say
>>154759206one of his tribesmates was funding them too kwab
>>154759207many are saying this
>>154759211>imagine that the Winnipeg Jets and Ottawa Senators are more serious and sustainable businesses than the Top ~10 MLS franchises.no need to imagineits already true
>mlsisn't that the disease that Michael j fox had or has
>>154759258nah he has michael j fox disease
The border crossed us and so did alex meruelo
>>154759242>Inter Miami$1.2b valuation$50m operating income>Atlanta United$1b valuation$10m operating income>Ottawa Senators$1.3b valuation$21m operating income>Winnipeg Jets$1.3b valuation$26m operating incomeAnd keep in mind the way Ottawa and Winnipeg leech off the NHL's revenue sharing and tv deals.
>>154759305>"""valuations"""
>>154759325yes, that is what allows canadese team access to the credit they need to afford their operations and make a legal case for their city's building them arenas that they can't afford.
>>154759346they cant afford them because gary keeps the nhl down
I hate to be that guy but the Flames '89 jersey might be the best jersey in NHL history
>>154759357ottawa and winnipeg only exist because of gary. he expanded to ottawa, and he allowed Atlanta to go to Winnipeg when he could have put them in a temporary arena or sent them to Kansas City.
hockey is all about big fat american asses parked on sofas
>>154758343i made this bro
>>154759390gary took a franchise away from winnipeg lolhe expanded to ottawa to consolidate his power at a period of uncertainty
>>154759415>gary took a franchise away from winnipeg lolno he didn't. winnipeg literally couldn't afford the team. they were going to go bankrupt. they forfeited their team.
>>154759435you're thinking of the north stars, the jets were fine
>>154758995I drank ornage gatorade since I had a hard workout
>no milly dilly
>>154759211hell i used to be you
>>154759481i read that corbin is coming back
>>154759441The North Stars could have been sold to a local owner and they would have been fine. Winnipeg was selling out games at it's tiny arena but nobody could afford to build a new one, and they simply couldn't keep up bc it's not a major league market.
>>154759505he actually ruledhis just fuck my life gimmick was over
>>154759403we prefer recliners actually
>>154759560fuck yeah bro also end of days and deep six are kino moves
>>154759597remember when he hit Becky with end of days fucking popped my ass
/hoc/ should save up money and buy a team
>>154759609>the man's manahhh yessir. seth was eternally cucked during that shit
imagine if each of us owned and operated our own wendys we could maybe one day be gm of a hockey team together.
>>154759627We can hold a bake sale to buy an ECHL/AHL team
>>154759646good plan
>>154759635yeah bro. I used to mark for seth but that shit was hella gay>>154759646i call the one by the Wal-Mart by the exit to i-79 absolute dimes magnet
Boldy - Barkov - MarnerHutson - FaberBedard - MacKinnon - CaufieldHughes - BouchardMentally handicapped Canadese will actually argue that the second core is better.
Thomas massie lost
>>154759804good. he was a severely autistic moron. you don't have to be a corporate anarchist to oppose the Iran War. and who fucking cares about the epstein in the current year+11.
>>154759804Dominick didn't
>>154759804Based, fuck that RINO
>>154759519the north stars were selling out games and couldnt afford a new barnits literally the same sob storyhow are you pretending like minneapolis is a major league market the fact the nhl's worst are barely keeping above the mls's best really just proves that being overtaken is inevitable
>>154759804you mean thotide tidey?
>>154759804Just like my starsies
>>154759804
>>154759961Which player is that?
>>154759986he represents a majority of american demographics
>>154759986quinn
>>154760008Maybe in Texas. I saw a statistic that the Indians in Texas in 5 years will pass the total number in Canada.
Huomenta but the opposite
>>154760022someone has to slave away at musk's gigafactories
>>154760037
>>154759961I want a strange little man from the government to celebrate with me
>>154759804KWAB
>>154759915Are you just being obtuse or are you actually this delusional and poisoned by Canadese sports media?The North Stars were moved because the owner himself was personally fucked. The market could have easily continued to support the team with legitimate ownership, as proven by them immediately getting a new team and new arena.>North Stars leave in 1993>Wild are announced in 1997>New arena opens in 1998>Wild start play in 2000The Twin Cities metro has 3.8 million people and like 20 Fortune 500 companies. Of course it's a major market.When you look at economics and demography, Winnipeg is literally on par with Albuquerque, New Mexico. >the fact the nhl's worst are barely keeping above the mls's best really just proves that being overtaken is inevitableNo.
just checked myself in the mirror and i look handsome as fuck toknight
>>154760087dont fall for it bro
>>154760087congrats bro! have you been lifting hard?
>>154760099is it gay? >>154760105cardio
>>154759804This is a good thing for Israel, therefore a good thing for America, and therefore a good thing for the league, and therefore a good thing for meFUCK ANTISEMITISM
>>154760085>The North Stars were moved because the owner himself was personally fucked.>The market could have easily continued to support the team with legitimate ownershipthis is retarded, the fanbase was not supporting the north stars until the threat of relocationthey only got a new arena since the state paid for itprivate funding was unable to make a solid business case since the market was so shitciting figures from today is meaningless you obtuse piece of shit>No.stay delusional
>>154760099anonis it gay
>>154760085>After 1984, the franchise only had one more winning season in Minnesota, in 1985–86. In 1987–88, it won 19 games, the second-fewest wins in franchise history. A loss to the Calgary Flames coupled with the Leafs' win over the Red Wings not only kept the North Stars out of the playoffs, but also with the worst record in the league. Chronic attendance problems led the owners to threaten to move the club to the San Francisco Bay Area, against the league's wishes.[22]
>>154760228>>154760250This is your brain on Canada.If a city can afford, and is willing, to fund an arena, that SUPPORTS it's case as a legit market. And the North Stars attendance was declining in part from losing (which is a good thing, fans shouldn't support losing teams) but also bc the owner was universally despised in the city. If you actually think the Twin Cities and fucking Winnipeg, Manitoba are in the same stratosphere, idk what to tell you, bub.
>>154760330>If a city can afford, and is willing, to fund an arena, that SUPPORTS it's case as a legit market.the city couldnt afford an arena in minneapolis retard the state paid for it lol the fans support the wild which is a losing team lol why isnt the current owner relocating the team>If you actually think the Twin Cities and fucking Winnipeg, Manitoba are in the same stratosphere, idk what to tell you, bub.you dont have to tell me anything as you've already told me you are retarded
*BANGS ON GLASS*
>>154760398:(it was a good series and i dont hate montreal but what the fuck, why is the city of buffalo so cursed
>>154760383>the city couldnt afford an arena in minneapolis retard the state paid for it lolyou realize that minneapolis is the nigger city that was abandoned in the late 20th century. St. Paul is the engine, which is where the Wild play and the arena was built.>the fans support the wild which is a losing team lol why isnt the current owner relocating the teambc the owner isn't broke and getting sued by a bunch of ppl. do you actually think you're making good arguments?
>>154760243>>154760147i mean the mirror could be a trick bro
>>154760473>you realize that minneapolis is the nigger city that was abandoned in the late 20th century. St. Paul is the engine, which is where the Wild play and the arena was built.who cares its the same fucking city>bc the owner isn't broke and getting sued by a bunch of ppl. the fans are complete retards then for supporting him and his loser team>do you actually think you're making good arguments?my are fine, yours are retarded look at you defending st paul a city you've never been to
>>154760512>who cares its the same fucking cityyou said the city couldn't pay for it, so the state did. minneapolis is broke and just field hands. st. paul was too small of a municipality. so the state stepped in to support the metro area since it didn't have an anchor city/county that could do it.
>>1547605582 shit cities couldnt afford a barn so the state gave them one lolyou said the city did pay for it, you're the retard
>>154760505im trimming off gray hair
>>154760606happens when your sabres lose
>>154760682im a knight thughbeitafter
>>154760473st paul is less white, and their black proportions are almost the same.
>>154760707Damn... that sucks
>*BANG BANG BANG*
>>154760856SCARR SAM FACKEN GOOLS
halfway through the wonder woman multiverse bros
>>154761178i like the idea of it just don't like gal is pretty enough to play Diana
>>154761188no I mean injustice 2, a multiverse is like a set of fights with different win conditions or stage gimmicks. there's like 6 to choose from and they rotate in and out all the time.
Gary knows he's the villain of season 2.>Asked about Heated Rivalry season 2, which is expected to premiere in April 2027 on Crave and HBO Max, she said it will involve a league commissioner character. >However, Gary Bettman, the NHL’s actual commissioner, has “shared with the co-producers that what they say about him [in the show] is not at all the way he would react” to a plot point, said Davis.>“We have work to do in preparation for that,” she said."What preparatory work do we think they'll do?>gary snuggles some gay people who are not in the nhl>gary wears a pride ribbon once>gary dispenses free poppers at the draft>gary makes a cameo as some guy who looks at the fictional gary quite judgementally
24 hours from now we'll be celebrating the knights win
>>154761212thats actually a sick game u remember getting really good with Bruce
I’ve had so much personal turmoil over the last month or so I haven’t watched a single game. Rooting for Carolina to Montreal I guess.
>>154761286best 5 dollas i spent in awhile
this is true
>>154761280
Hamilton Ham
>>154761333As a >laff fan im cheering for the habs. The teams cool. I like the roaster, dobes is a cool story being a rookie and plays well, I always liked st Louis. Ive watched a few games with my mom who's always been a habs fan and its fun.
>>1547553809. mcdavid can show me his reading material
injustice 2 ruled
>>154761333yeah bro, habs fans are being so humble and appreciative right now, not counting their chickens before they hatch at all
>>154761775I'm pretty sure we're not getting through the Canes, I just hope we can take them to 5, maybe even 6 games. I'm happy with what our boys have done.
>>154761790this is literally the first time that I have heard this from any habs fan this yearbut good for you for not being like the rest of them
>>154761845nah fuck that doomer BITCH, Habs in 6 baby
>>154761682first one was better, grundy and bane were goat
>>154761914I disagree.
>>154756859it's for ebonics ppl
made a new sorcerer bros
>>154762112Hope it goes better than your warlock bro. Finished the wonder woman event finna do a black canary one next.
Marner is going to make Mckinnon pay for costing him the gold medal.
what's the over/under?
>>154762177over is the correct toilet paper roll placement
>>154762153thank you! bro you've gotten a lot of content out of that game :)
>>154762177the lack of tp is somewhat troublingand it goes over unless there's poor clearance or pets
4-0 the habs just to have the play the Avs
>>154762287>avskek
>>154762287gotta go through a good team eventually if you want to win it all
do the canes remember how to play hockey against good teams?
Why does it matter? They won't be playing one until next round.
>>154762504they were the second best team in the league this year
gary is really doing all he can to hype up mckenna it seems.and it also looks like we should get used to his native background to be brought up often:>But there also was a trip home to Whitehorse that allowed McKenna to spend time with his family, especially his grandfather, Joe Mason. It's Mason's background as a survivor of First Nations residential schools that gives McKenna perspective."Knowing he could go through all that stuff and still get to where he's at today, I can't take anything for granted," McKenna said. "If I've got something going on in my life that's hard, I know it's nothing compared to what he's gone through. Been a huge motivator for me, especially when times are hard."
>>154762573>he a good boy he din dun nuttin
>>154762618and he might not even have to pay taxes on part of his salary if the arenas he plays in, in canada, are on recognized native treaty land
>Friedman told the NHL network: “As far as I understand, Bruce Cassidy has another year under contract for the Vegas Golden Knights, and it is within their right to say no. I disagree with it. I don’t like it. I don’t think that you know some people who are enforcing it would like it if this was done to them, but that’s where it stands right now. It is within Vegas’s right to say no, even if a lot of us disagree with it… I think it’s bad karma, but it’s well within Vegas’ rights, as I understand it, to do it. We’ll see if it changes in the next 24 to 48 hours.”>it's b-bad ka-karma!!!!!!!!kwab
>>154762917I feel like whenever Friedman is allowed to have an opinion like this that means he's been told by his handlers (Gary) that this is the official narrative that the NHL wants put out, without having to say it themselves. The "We'll see if it changes" bit is probably Gary, saying through Friedman, that they should stop doing what they're doing or else there will be consequences.
>>154762949ghoulish. why does gary look like that?
>>154762977Because the price he paid for the success he has now has cost him... his soul
>>154762977Cool it with the anti Semitic remarks
I bet the coaches sitting at home making 6 million bucks for doing nothing don't want things to change.
everyone is saying the knights are bad guys but i think they're actually taking a bullet and helping the other teams since cassidy is pure cancer in the room
>>154763261>everyone is saying the knights are bad guysnot me
>>154763294based!
oh no it's a hurricanes fan now
>>154763307eat rock candy
>>154763307our canesies
No Devils. No watch.Simple as.
>>154763432
>>154763432you should support the knights bro
>>154763432a fan of Jack Hughes's team must at least support Jaccob Slavin against Canada's team in the ECF
watched the boys finale
>>154763754holy fucking slop-eater
>>154763786homelander lost
Speaking of slopJust unleashed an absolute slop marner
>>154763799no one lost more than you did for having watched that horseshit>>154763816don't forget to use a brush on the Fortress afterward
>>154763821>mad>for no reason>at 4 am
>>154763828it's pityand just because you don't know or can't understand a reason doesn't mean that the reason doesn't exist
>>154763852t.
>>154763865nice self-portrait:^)
>>154763909
>wrestletardthe pieces are all falling into place
good morning infidels
>>154754024The Cannucks have been wallowing in the mire so long that I no longer feel anything. It started out funny, turned to sad and now it is just background noise.
>>154763986mornin'*warms self with coffee cup*
>>154764037
>>154762573gary did this treatment with shane shite and look how he turned out
>>154764103yeah but shite isn't a heyahoya
>>154754433Tom of Finland is cooler
wheres jen
Good morning, /hoc/.>laffs
>>154764232in my bed
>>154764245
jens in my beeedin my beeedhaahkeey haahkeey haahkeykeykey
>>154764103you're discounting the kraken's inability to develop for shit
Haven't had my coffee yet, give me a chance to wake up
>>154764364benis
>>154764396
>>154764245ZOMBAYZOMBAY ZOMBAY-AY-AY
>>154764401THEY WILL RISE AGAIN
bernier-beniersmcmann-mccannkakko-kokkostephenson-stevensryker evans-ryden eversthis team maybe shit, but perhaps they aren't run by retards
>>154764415AND DER BOMBSAND DER GUNS
ded threadded sportded swedes
>>154764439Will they ever make playoffs again?
Knights upset powered by none other than Mitchell Marner starts tonight
>>154758054Kek what a pussywhipped bitch
>>154758054Come on bro the pussy cannot be THAT good.
>>154764854>>154764873post your wives
>>154764902
>>154764873Maybe he just wants to sauna
>ColoradoBest team>VegasBased>MontrealCanadian lol>CarolinaNu-teamPlease let a Western team win the Cup
Ayo /hoc/ who are these niggas?
>>154765088worst post i've ever seen
Why does the thread stink all of a sudden?
>>154765107>he's never seen one of trb's postslucky you
>>154765096Forgot to change VPN?
and YOUR defending championsthe team of bud, mitch, and dominick
>>154765088Carolina is the only team Im roooting against. I dislike Vegas but the memes would be funny if they won
>>154765129Looks like the new Canadian flag to me
>>154765149Kek
>>154765122>Literal Whos won the Literal What and Literal Who trophyCongrats
>>154765142is that part of a faction or just a tag team?
>>154765183factionthey freebird rule the tag belts
vegas and carolina are the good guys
Good Morkning, Knights Knation.
>>154765201B-but what about my heckin ole ole olerinos?
>>154765201just Carolina
>>154765201On planet retard perhaps
>Avalanche
Not only is Montreal the oldest team, but they are the only REAL team.left in the playoffs, the rest are either expansion teams or fake hijacked teams
>When asked about his Golden Knights losing a second round pick, John Tortorella responded " I've seen Brad Treliving do much worse things with second round picks"
>>154765276Cope Scott Laughton was a good pickup
>>154765249>real team>last won the cup over 30 years ago>majority of their cups came from an era where they had dibs on good players and most of the league was comprised of players who had an actual 9 to 5 before the game
>>154765308what a storied history
When asked about his Golden Knights losing a second round pick, John Tortorella responded " It's based and dilly has no milly"
>>154765245I’ve never seen that image before :)
>>154765245Retard.
this makes me hate gary so much
>NHL Kim Davis said that while the NHL has been actively involved with the LGBTQ+ community, the league must do a “better job” of talking about its actions. Gary Bettman has “shared with the co-producers that what they say about him [in the show] is not at all the he would react” to a plot point
>>154765276Torts is dangerously based
>[8]eight bong and change until puck drop
>>154762559And they lost to the habs the last 3 times they saw them
>>154765245this version is soulless compared to the original
>>154765308Yeah that's one thing that I can't take seriously is our padded stanley cup numbers. What's our actual cup numbers with padding removed? Which years should we not count?
>>1547655420
>>154762559they play in the worst division of hockey
>>154765519>w-w-we won the games in the r-regular seasonit's afraid
imagine if this actually happens
>>154765519My Sensies swept the >laffs in the regular season last year and we all know how that series went :/
>>154765542Cups only count post cap onwards. So '06 onwards.Cups from Red wings era up till lockout could be considered pre-modern hockey whereas the cups before the Red Wings era are especially antiquated.
>>154765611>senaturds
suck shit samir
>>154765611Once Brady leaves I wouldn't be surprised if Ottawa gets relocated. I'd love to see them in Orlando or maybe Atanta if they get a good arena this time.
>>154765631pavlovian response
>>154765450French Canada is too powerful
oh we don't subscribe to pavlov here
>>154765674true we subscribe to gay magazines like the one hbgay posed for
Got a KILLER post lined up for next thread lads. You won't believe it
>>154765697is it about the Flames?
>>154765648>this motherfucker
AI uses a ton more energy compared to a conventional search, for one. So the more you use AI for meaningless, valueless tasks you might otherwise just use your brain for, the more you cost the world.There have also been prominent studies that show that people who offload thinking and creative tasks to AI get dumber as those skills atrophy. Replacing basic thinking or tasks with AI because someone is too lazy isn’t some innocent thing with no downside.There’s nothing odd about AI receiving pushback. Kind of ignorant to suggest otherwise.
>>154765683It was a bodybuilding magazine with benching tips >:(
hot dogs for lunch
makes you wonder
>>154765742how many
>>154765648
Can't wait for Carter Hart to win the Stanley Cup and the Norris trophy. Imagine his speech.
>>154765716I miss when /hoc/ used to make OC
>>154765746rec or beer league: goalie is the most important position and determines if you win or losenhl: fuck goalies fucking nerds lmao
>>154765769lol based
>>154765746Meanwhile Swayman is on vacation
>>154765746overinvest in a guy who sits by a net all day? or invest that money in the guys in front of him to keep the puck from ever reaching him?NFL teams like seattle are finally learning not to overpay QBs and realizing you can do a lot more with that money elsewhere on the roster
>>154765742With mustard?
STINKY
SMELLY
ANALSLIME
KEKOLDS
>>154765276Toronto lives rent free in the entire leagues mind lmao
>>154765821>>154765821>>154765821New
>>154765826True dat
