lightning fast yellow maggot editionpull your heads in dickheads last thread was a dumpster fire
Can't sleep all clogged up with KFC
*prrrrtttt*dissent, 50m
https://youtu.be/E0ewtpdoENI
>>154756585Your mum can’t sleep after I clogged her all up with my ‘special sauce’ iykwim
Good morning alf
go pies btw
No posting gay porn today please nrlsperg
At some point we need to stop blaming nrlsperg and take responsibility for our general, we need to do better and make a change ourselves, for the future of /afl/
Wish it was Thursday
imagine how much more active /nrlel/ would be if nrlsperg posted there
i must confess something alfi occasionally do watch nrlel. i live in an nrl state and do follow it loosely. however, i think afl is far better as a sport. i'm a paid up member of the afl team in my city even though i support a different team.
shut the fuck up
I, too, watch nrl. Its a nice change at times, like watching mma if afl was boxing
im glad i will be busy friday so i don't have to watch the battle of shitters (tigs v dosn) or fraudmantle vs aints, the battle of the two shittest and most soulless franchises in the league
>>154757643did the afl actually write a fucking poem for this talentless waste of a list spot?
>>154757643kek dont let nrl see this panzy shit
My boomer never got dick rode like this
>>154757643thanks chatgpt
>>154757643shit dont even rhyme
>>154757643everything the afl does nowadays is shit!how are they this incompetent?
>>154756544jeez, who tore you apart? don't remember you being made the arbiter of what is shit and what isn't. your water isn't even potable.port status: torn apartwater: still shit.verdict: thirsty porties bein cranky.
>>154757643tl;drbet the cunt who churns out poems here (dont read those either but I know they're poems] does better ones.
>>154757685you referring to Harvey or your dad's cock. because it did, thats why you were born.
>>154757978consultants. highly paid, highly "educated" consutants, with sweet fuck all knowledge, love or understanding of footy aside from what they read/watched on yt/tiktok/quirkypodcast 20mins before they sucked some cock(s) for the job.
>>154757466I dont live in a rugby state and dont watch nrl at all. I had an ex gf that made me watch an nrl grand final a few years ago because the panthers beat her team (she was originally from nsw) but I think thats the only game of nrl ive ever watched. Dont care for the sport at all.
Dave Mundy’s 376 games >>> Pendles 433Mundy has a greater achievement than Pendles, Boomer etc because of the amount of travel he had to endure. It’s a lot easier traveling back and forth from the G to Marvel most weeks in a car than getting on a plane every fortnight.
could not care less, stop posting
gf just asked me what diptheria is. told her its the lisping disease and if you cant say dipseria, you've got it and you'll go insane. walked out the door before she could say anything, she actua;;ly has a slight lisp alredady so it's gonna spin her melon for about 10mins till she works out i'm just fucken with her
>>154758211u first u peanut.
“arsenal wins the premier league” just beat “essendon wins a final” in the “shit that hasn’t happened since 2004 stakes” lads
Imagine if Africa could monetise all these diseases, proper monetise not need endless gibs forever but like worlds only source of ____ that cant be chinese'd or substituted. but no. useless fucken people. now they're going to bring the end of the world about. gg nogs.g fucking g.
Only gay porn can save this thread now
>>154758361gays just call it porn.you really don't know anything about anything. absolute freshcunt.
>>154758381then what do straight people call it
>>154758033what are you babbling about champ, i just picked a funny picture i had saved for the op and commented on how we got autosaged because you faggots were posting gay porn and shit posting
>>154758166i mean its much inferior to afl so fair cop
>>154758500call what what?
All porn with men in it is gay porn anyway. Looking at another man's dick is pretty gay. Excessive porn consumption is what turns a lot of people gay these days.
no, looking at another mans dick in straight porn is straight affirming because it reinforces heteronormative behaviour. even if you personally think the dick looks good enough suck yourself or you want to swallow cum its still straight
air hostesses on Sri Lanka airlines show belly
blog on faggots no one cares
he may have less games but this guy will always be the oldest looking cunt to ever play
>>154759318
Were Pendlebury’s dreadlocks cultural appropriation?
Love seeing moose knuckles in the wild. I'm talking a camel toe but deeper, nothing left to the imagination. Girls love showing it off it seems
i hope pendles does an acl in training
>>154759030Imagine the smell
kendrick lamar is exclusively listened to by wiggers who use reddit
ABC radio described Arsenal as the Collingwood of the EPL
i have never listened to a kendrick lamar song and never will. Too niggarish for me and not in a good way.
>>154757643crazy how the pies and afl can make me despise even the most inoffensive player of all time
I DON'T GIVE A DARCY MOORE'S ARSEHOLE ABOUT "PENDLES"
>>154759793good kid mad city was a pretty good album ťbh, his only good album
>>154759770Arsenals fan base is new-british and wingers how accurate is that
what does gay sex feel like
>>154760127Excitement, pleasure, then extreme self loathing and disgust unlike anything you've ever felt before.
>>154760127bag of sand
>>154759770>>154760098take this wogball shit to one of the hundred threads about that garbage sport or fuck off alfonso and luigi
>>154760312>why are you discussing sports on the sports board reee
>>154760312Weird how out of all off topic recent posts you decided to sperg out on that one and not this >>154760127
>>154760347because I auto-filter useless posts like that.
>>154760371Aw well carry on
>>154758195Nice one mate
>>154759318he actually has 464 senior games counting his pre-1990 sanfl games
iggs
>>154760998crisp
fold worst coast teams. they add nothing to the league
Go back in time. Merge WAFL, SANFL and VFL instead of just having the VFL dominate. Fold iggs and CrowsBring in other state teams Fold Aints and North too.
garn bus stop lads*waits at bottleo*
Remember when those pod chocolates were all the rage?
Why do these soft cunt players get injured so much, it's pathetic
>>154761330tide pods had a chocolate flavour? i thought it was just orange and sheet no cap fr
twixsnickersmars
i'm down 20kegs
>>154761417based anthony alconese iykwim haha
*be's forgetting to clear the name field*
Thinking I might travel to my local woolies in 20 minutes and buy some pods
>>154761540be a good lad and get us an extra virgin wooliesgf oil cheers mate
>>154761417Nice.
prefer my oil to be cold pressed tbqh
