chiefs suck
bills
>>154757035Shut up, bitch nigga
>>154757050sorry lil bro the """dynasty""" is over
Mahomes with weapons is unbeatable. We all know this is true. Rice will be back and we will sign back hill and maybe aj brown for a 2nd if the eagles want to get rid of him enough.
My Spurs are about to win an NBA Title and my Saints are gonna follow it with a Super Bowl. We're back up in this bitch.
Blo dix never had a wr go to jail. How can he be the goat by age 25 if he doesn't have at least that over the great mahomo.
>>154757065Oh we are cycling fast now >>154753553
>ball knowledge mogs you>beauty mogs you>trivia mogs youand now music mogs you. KNEELhttps://x.com/minakimes/status/2056852708733100359
>Smoke the Marijuana>Go to jail in TexasThis is why I stay on the coastsNot gonna go to jail for smoking the Devil's Lettuce
>Oy Vey! Pls not the chiefs! We’ll cooperate!
What happens to the chiefieposters when they go 6-11?
>.
>>154757200Glizzy Goodell be wolfing em down cuhh
>>154757115Happy for the Spurs, they are a wholesome team and fanbase, I say this as a diehard LakerfagNow to make it NFL related, The Ain'ts are gonna be good this season I think lots of "experts" are sleeping on em
>>154757152
>>154757026>Draft college WRs, force them to play CB to break the me-me-me attitude out of them (and so they don't drop easy interceptions as CBs love to do)>Draft college CBs who are just WRs who had to admit earlier in life that they can't catch and thus are already humbled, force them to play WR (catching issue is resolved since the NFL allows those gloves so sticky you can climb walls like in the first Tobey Spideyman)Constant murder/speeding WR shenanigans solved. maybe
>>154757152Gross. I'm gonna go with an actual beautiful female ball knower
The Seahawks WON!
>>154757323I WANT TO CYNTHIA HER FRELUND
>>154757323Who? certainly couldn't be the witch you posted
>>154757282I won't lie, I love the Saints more than I love the Spurs and I avoid being cocky about them because I don't want to get hurt.
You'll never catch me watching jungle jam ever. Never ever will I watch man drama monkey dunk bullshit.
have you talked to your doctor about Skyrizi yet?
>bawwwwww Puka Nacua hurt my feelings ;((((is there a bigger cuck in NFL media than Rich Eisen?
>>154757462Does Dianna Russini's husband count?
>>154757488...I'll allow it
>>154757488More like who-sinni
>#37KWAB weakmind ADHD faggot BTFO by based Chris Simms
>>154757177I agree. But Jeudy is great, Fanin is solid and has a high ceiling, and I think Concepcion has a good chance of being useful. Plus Judkins is solid enough.
new ann michael maye just dropped
>braaaaaaaaap
kek
>>154757692Yea im thinking bronkies win by 30
>>154757644I appreciate your work anon keep it up. Need to know when she starts doing lingerie try on hauls
BOW DOWN
>>154757625>jury duty>ceiling fanin
>>154757702closest we've gotten so far
beck looking good so far
>ordered furniture >instructions say you need 2 people to assemble it>can't be that difficult >6 hours later I'm finally done sorry for doubting you chinese furniture company
>>154757799>celebrating a td catch in practiceBulbasaurs are so cringe
>>154757799the hype train is definitely gaining momentum. chances are Brissett gets a small pay bump and ends up starting week 1 but i do hope we get to see Beck eventually
>>154757850what the fuck are you trying to say
>>154757833I'm sick of buying chink shit and building it but the price to value is just so good.
>>154757873Squirtle you fucking retard
>>154757799we talkin bout practice
im gay
>>154757644The only way I can tolerate watching her cooking videos is if I picture her naked
>>154757914nah thats me
>>154757930Then how would you he able to stomach her food?
>>154757914>>154757931What NFC East teams do you support?
Squirtle this bussy
>>154757940Anyone who's not the Cheatriots
>Tom Brady could unretire at age 50 and automatically be the healthiest quarterback in the the AFC west
I can't believe Ryback skipped his rookie mini camp to vacation in Dubai with his 3 girlfriends...
>>154757965Who's getting shit on first?
>>154757956Yeah the CHADtriots are too straight for you. The only fag we had on our team killed himself.
>>154757644that actually looks edible
>>154757644>married to millionaire pro athlete>buys target store brandsBased
>>154757914BOLT UP
>>154757678>has to wear a hard hat to flush the toiletHe's just like me
>>154757729Stop posting Mutts law shit faggot.
>>154757970Ryback is more of a golden shower kinda guy.
>>154757961does this look healthy to you?
>>154757026Why do so many black people get imprisoned? It really does seem to be some sort of unfair justice system or something, I can’t help but notice a pattern.
live footage of rashee rice in jail
>>154757462>(((Eisen)))Did Puka say something antiseptic?
>>154758149why are cringeasaurs allowed to have phones in their containment zone? my chiefs winning the superbowl btw
>>154758158even worse..... he rubbed his hands together
>>154758210That's the gesture I make when I have dindin :)
>>154758199the most important part of being warden/correctional officer is getting the inmates to behave because they can make your life hell if they want you let the inmates have some freedom and contraband so long as they aren't making your job difficult. if they get out of line you take their stuff.letting inmates have phones so they don't jump you is a fair trade
>>154758210Wow, literal Palestinian terrorist activity. Is the nfl going to investigate further???
Are there any Israeli NFL players?
>>154758210As a jewish fan of the nfl Im ok with this sort of thing. I sometimes find myself doing very steroetypical jewish things like rubbing my hands and hoarding gold.
>>154758329How many countries do you control from the shadows as a Jew?
>>154758328That fat lineman Eichenberg from the Dolphins I think. Sounds jewy to me.
i believe in nine
>>154758344Well I don't technically control other countries but I do own a few share stocks in chennai and Singapore.
>>154758007At a certain point it's dimimishing returns on storebrand sugar or flour vs some exotic brand. Chocolate and butter are a different story
>>154758349May he have a career ending injury. The kind that affects him the rest of his life.
>>154758351Switch mccarthy with gayleb and it's essentially perfect.
>>154758329Why do you guys always lie about stuff and constantly play victim? I don’t understand all that.
>>154758418fucking coward.
>>154758391Would you rather fuck Sidney Sweeney's head on T Law's body or T Law's face on Sidney Sweeney's body? No homo of course.
>>154758374Oy gevalt, why do you goyim persecute is so?
>>154758419Why do you not believe Jews can figure out how to browse /sp?
>>154758418It's crazy the disparity of talent lol. I'm glad the black running qb meme is over. Now the Whites are fast too
>>154758418Who is that nigger-word on the bottom right?
>>154758418Post that on your real 4chan account coward
>>154758441I didn’t ask that or make any implications of that. Is this a form of that “kvetching” thing you guys always do?
>>154758478Joshavious Allenzar.
>>154758478Haylee Steinfeld's bvll
O/U on Rashee Rice getting busted with a smuggled cellphone in his 30 day jail sentence resulting in a longer jail term?
>>154758511>>154758536I kekd
>>1547585652 seconds
>>154758418Jalen Hurts is a white man, this is known.
Rams doing good things for the league
>>154758418Ebin! xD xD
The fuck was this whiny little faggot crying about?
Yo momma so far she brought a spoon to the Super Bowl
>>154758976>*fatFtfy
Still laughing about "super cereal" all these years later
>>154757692If I were the Chiefs I would have told him he had 30 days after the season ended to report for his jail sentence. I would want that shit put in the rear view mirror as quickly as possible. If he gave you lip then start planning for a future without him, because he’s clearly going to tard out again legally.
I wish someone would fill my tank
>>154759112Gas is getting pretty expensive
>>154757961I think he still has a torn bussy from the RAPE Dak gave him the last time he tried playing NFL football.
>>154759156Sugar isn't
>>154758933Nigga he just lost a Super Bowl is he supposed to be happy?
>>154759274Most QB's who lose a Super Bowl put up more of a fight than Raped Gaye, and they're man enough not to cry about it afterwards.
>ahhhhhhh im having a Darnold induced melty!!!
>>154759274And then he had to go home and force feed himself AMM's cooking! The torture!
>>154758792I only don't like the rams right now because they're already good and have a ring recently. Let some other teams get one like the Seattle and then maybe the bears pwease.
Why did Mike Florio and Chris Simms mean by this? Why do people feel less welcome in the United States? https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Db5dg4ejfCE
Bears suck
>Rashee Rice had knee surgery prior to getting busted with weed and was going to miss OTAs anywaysthis fucking cunt is going to avoid paying fines for this.
>>154757152Simpiest simps alive (non fat bitch category)
>>154759689This but all 31 other teams too.
what do >FOOMBLE posters do in the offseason?
>>154759942Call out foombles in European and Mexican leagues
Explain to me why the Lions are gonna be good without saying "They were good a few years ago"
I made a spicy pork stir fry for dinner
>>154760433Umm kneecaps or something
>>154760441Your shits will burn your bussy tomorrow
>>154760441I dont think so
>>154760441Sounds nasty
If you said that the Patriots and Seahawks would be at the Superbowl last year, you'd be talking about two teams that didn't make the playoffs last yearIf you're limiting your scope of who's in the conversation to divisional round teams you don't understand the sport or how much can change in a seasonFor all you know it could be Vikings Colts or Giants Ravens
>>154760502Nah>>154760518Yah>>154760531Nah
>>154760583Proof?
>>154760627Ill take a pic in the morning
>>154760669You will do it now.
All marijuana users should be imprisoned
Yeah I'm sure the Chiefs are gonna have a winning record guys
They are called magnetic grip gloves and the NFL has been using them for years
Raiders.
>>154760433Wions Window Wosed, I'm afwaid
>>154760560>For all you know it could be Vikings Colts or Giants RavensBut all of those teams suck
New York Knickerbockers
>>154760992And the Patriots picked fourth overall while the Seahawks were signing Sam fucking DarnoldA season is a looong time
>>154761011That shit was the most demoralizing thing ever. Almost as bad as the falcons one.
>>154760932>wearing a wig that's probably glued to her head always makes me kek
>>154761152Well you kinda have to, curly hair is really ugly
>>154761152>her
>>154760843>>154760932>>154761128>>154761149Mahomes makes you seethe. I will be watching my team win another superbowl while yours is busy being shit and retiring it's players.
>>154761190I'm at a point where I actually don't think there's any Chiefs fans in this general I think it's just false flaggers to make them look annoying and retarded
>>154759689Don't you talk about my I-90 Hammond Indiana Bears like that
>>154761198Ive been a chiefs fan since darrel revis signed with them unlike the nufans who only know of the great and successful future first ballot hof Patrick Mahomes.
>>154761128>Vikings Cursed org with no QB>Colts Danny Dogshit will never be legit>GiantsNot believing in Harbitch>RavensNot believing in Lameme
Thanks to the 7 seed we've been able to see the following teams in the playoffs: >2020 Bears end Colts>2021 Eagles and Steelers>2022 Seahawks and Dolphins>2023 Packers and Steelers>2024 Packers and Broncos>2025 Packers and ChargersAnd at one point the Packers actually won one of these games!! Therefore the 7 seed is very heckin cute and valid
>>154761306Bears-Packers was the best playoff game this year
>>154761306>2020 bearsWas that the one where Mitchie threw a pointless late game touchdown to Jimmy Graham? I want to say he one handed it, dropped the ball, and walked right to the locker room even though there was 3 or so minutes left but they were still down 2 scores.
>>154757115That Wemby aint human, its been a while since I watched NBA.Tyler Shook will fall off this year and my boy Rattler with takeover this upgraded roster.
>>154760932Damn
>>154758418and THERE it is
The general take is that the Bills are winning the AFC East. But how?The Bills allowed more points than the Pats and the Pats scored more pointsThe Pats used their draft to address their biggest weakness, trenches, while the Bills traded away all of their high draft picks to get a trillion third day picks who will never see the fieldThe Pats considerably improved their receiver room where the Bills' biggest addition was a pass rusherThe Bills fired their head coach because the owner disagreed with a referee decision (???) while the Patriots kept their head coach despite fucking a seven month pregnant woman, and that continuity mattersEveryone is going to point to the schedule but the Bills and Patriots had very similar schedules last year with the exception of the three divisional opponents (Titans, Giants, Raiders versus Texans, Eagles, Chiefs,) and both lost one game out of those three, but the Bills split with the Patriots and lost to the Buccaneers, Falcons, THE DOLPHINS, and split with the Patriots, while this year their divisional opponents are about evenly matchedSo other than water cooler talk of "Patriots are fake! They're gonna regress!" and ramblings about how Josh Allen's post game therapy sessions entitle him to a Superbowl, why in the world is anyone high on the Bills?
What team that hasn't won yet will win the owl first and break their curse?>CardinalsCursed because they cheated a championship by playing high schoolers they hired to job so they could win.>BillsSomething about Niagara falls I don't remember the manning video anyway 0-4 is pretty brutal.>Falcons28-3 is infamy but their first owl they could've attempted to win if Eugene Robinson didn't do all that retarded shit then still play.>Panthers I wouldn't call them cursed but they did lose to the 15 win curse so...>BengalsThey're just shitty run. Maybe something about the niners sapping their aura in the 80s to 90s?>BrownsLost to the broncos a billion times in the conference instead of going to any of those owls...I like to think the nu browns are actually the ravens and the old ones are a new team isn't. >LionsBobby layne cursed these pieces of shit to be dogshit and choke in the playoffs>TexansThis fucking franchise just can't win a divisional it's insane to think about. They lost their last 3 what the fuck.>Jags Whenever they beat the Steelers they immediately become way shittier>ChargersThe patriots sapped all their aura in the 2000s and they are barely recovering right now with slightly negative aura (-5 vs avg +-0).>VikingsInsane choke artists going 0-4 in owls. They can only win in the cold but they play in a dome...>Titansthey are destined to be forever shitters after giving up their true name (like a troon) and cheating a owl against another cursed team.
>>154761502Bengals unironically could win it this year Texans would win if they'd eat their crow on Stroud and put their backup in
>>154761449
Poor Atlanta
>>154761449The bills will only miss the offs if Allen goes down. The question is whether the pats arent actually fake and can beat good teams in the regular season. The bills schedule is easier because they are a good team if the pats are one too then their schedule won't be hard either
>>154761502Jags or Texans, I say that because those teams are pretty young. Jags have a lot of potential with Tlaw and that defense (which was sneaky underrated last year). And I think everyone agrees that the Texans have an SB caliber defense and Stroud just needs to find a way to lose all the melanin in his skin
>>154761523shut the fuck up
>>154761502>tards>razorcakes>bungles>browns>loins>chorgers>kangzthese teams are never, and i mean NEVER winning an owl. i would literally stake my life on it. they are irrecoverably cursed by forces so astronomical it would move mountains before letting any of them win.
>choof fans seeing rashee rice off to jail but why?
>>154761523The schedule absolutely was easy but they still split with the Bills and beat opponents that beat the Bills, the singular team that the Pats lost to that the Bills didn't was the Steelers. With the way people talk about these teams you'd think ten of the Patriots' games were last place opponents>>154761542I'm curious to see what the Patriots do this year. I think they have the roster to be at the very least competitive with Superbowl gunning teams like the Seahawks and Rams and I think they can win against playoff ready teams like the Bills and Chiefs. I think if they do well this season people will blame rest days >>154761555God I hate this faggot
>>1547615550-4
>>154757035>chiefs suckLol
>>154761569Their property values just exploded
>>154761565Reminder neither team this year in the old was in the playoffs last year.
>>154761575But if they're 4-0 it doesn't count
>>154761526SOON
>>154761569>he didnt run down them yt kids right there in the culdesacimmense self control, sign this nigga to a 10 year extension
>>154761570>they still split with the BillsGame 1: Buffalel had 3 foomblesGame 2: New England had a 21-0 leadThe Patriots lost to the Raiders
>>154761502Bills>Bengals>Panthers>Lions.Bills and Bengals obviously got elite qbs, their window is open for a long time.Panthers are over achievers who have sudden breakout dominate seasons.Lions got what it takes but goof is a big time playoff choker.Could have thrown chargers/failcons in there, they are just a worse lions
>>154761555Reminder the 85 and 86 bears schedule was astronomically easy because they blew out everyone they competed against.
>>154761588Yeah but the Seahawks were 10-7 last year, it's not like they came out of nowhere. And the Patriots were confirmed to be schedulebabbies, that's not happening againAnyway, Bengals-Commanders Owl
>>154761592I think the failcons can win 5 or 6 games.
>>154761599And the Bills lost to the Dolphins
>>154761570Im actually excited to watch them play the chiefs and packers because I hate those teams and want to see how they measure up to refballers
>>154757152I'm always in awe of how beautiful and dignified Mina Kimes is.
>>154761592An nfc south team going 0-17 is impossible. they will win at least 2 games against their shitty neighbors.
Can we all agree the pats owl run was insanely fraudulent? They were meant to lose to the Texans but then stroud and his entire offense decided to become injured physically and mentally.
>>154761635Yeah the real 0-17 watch this year is the retardinalsThey might pull it off
>>154761592Falcons ain't that bad they've got Bijan, a decent O line and solid secondary. Gotta be 4 wins minimum especially in that dogshit division
>>154761662>You know if there were better teams in the AFC then the team that won the AFC wouldn't have won the AFC!!!
>>154761670brisket is about to lead the league in yards going 37/59 for 415 and 4 every game (2 ints, 3 fumbles 2 lost)
>>154761670
>>154761670Josh sweat is 1 win by himself
>>154761670Saving the Raiders and Saints games for when those teams might have their shit together is DIABOLICAL
>>154761677Nah this will be one of those random years where the NFC South has a good team inexplicably make the Super Bowl
>>154761592>>154761635Fun fact, the falcons have never gone winless in the nfc south. Every other nfc south team has had it happen at least once.
>>154761703how's that possible when the dolphins are considered to have one of, if not *the* hardest schedule in the NFL(we ignore 2 games against the >jest)
>>154761722I think the panthers are in that position. Saints could be if shough is the guy but I think they need another year.
>>154761742There isn't really a roster I can say is bad enough to not win a single game. The phins play the jets twice and maybe the cards raiders or saints. They can't lose all of those and also not get a choke tier win like the titans did last year against a real opponent right? I can see them going 0-10 but not 0-17
>>154761630This gimmick, like mina kimes, is getting old
>>154761670They're the feistyest of the bottom rung, they'll probably lose to teams like the Raiders but win against the Chiefs or Eagles. Miami is the legitimate suicide watch team, along with the Jets as is tradition.