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UTV!
Not the season we wanted but I still believe in Slot. We will come back stronger next season! GGLFC!
>>154758170Fuck off Yanited schizo this thread isn't for you or your Liverpool boyfriend
>>154758169said no one ever
>>154758170Isak will be worth every penny count my words
>>154758190
>>154758204Premier league standing? 1st! LMFAO
>>154758223Seething
Haaland has more assists from open play than Bruno Fernandes
>>154758234>open play
So 190 has decided to put on his Kazakhstan VPN and pretending to be an Arsenal fan just like he did for City and Liverpool (except with Netherlands flag and so on).
>>154758261nice, a sea of homosexuals in their natural sports habitat. good on them
BREAKING NEWS > virgin trans dyke diagnosed with aids
>>154758230Seething we won the league? Sure mate HAHAHAHAHAHA
>>154758316Boiling.
Arsenal won the league.
Nothing funnier than Arsenal winning the league and it being overshadowed by Pep leaving City and Saints being kicked out of play-offs and Spurs on verge of relegation. KEK.
People only care about Manchester United. When Liverpool won the league, silence. When Man City win the league, silence. When Arsenal win the league, silence. When Manchester United win the league next it'll be endless headline news for a month and the entire city of Manchester will turn out for the parade. The gap in interest and support of football teams is massive, Manchester United support and interest is like 500x that of the next club.
>>154758170I just realised that LFC sounds a lot like LGBT lol. Was that a deliberate choice by Liverpool or just a happy coincidence? :)
>>154758433You are just remembering Man U winning the league pre-internet when nobody had anything better to do than go to parades
>>154758433> 500x that of the next club.Yeah that's what having an Indian and Chinese fanbase will do for you
>>154758571Indian fanbase you say...
Arsenal and Man United run this board
I have genuinely never met a Manchester United fan from Manchester. Whenever I meet people from Manchester, they tend to be City fans. I have met plenty of Manchester United fans from outside of Manchester though.
Victor Gyokeres did what Bruno Fernandes couldn't do for Sporting CP twice, then came to England and still beat him to a PL title at the first try
reminder that dave spams about sissies 24/7 (very sad life by the way, spending all his time spamming on 4chan, for multiple years now) because he was made a sissy by his older brother
no trophy? no milly? no dogie?
I think Merino getting injured really fucked up Arsenal.
>>154758929he's playing against pissSG
Kek telling the truth and Hinduchesters fans ALWAYS gets Mantroony B O I L I N
irony is a couple seasons ago arsrnal winning woulda been good imo against city dominsncebut now its painfulfink i was okay wiv arsrwog winnin beforr coZ i hav a weird fing where i onlyhate chelsea or arsenal but not both. when arsr was shitter i hater chelsea who won champs so thought arsr winnin wasnt badbut now chrlsea shit so i hate arseand its true painno wun here knows ehat it likryou all touristsim trur norf londonborn and bredi hatetottenhamhate enbut i support coz its my teammy homemy nationisupport coz itsy life where i liveyou all tourists from abroad suporting for funi live this shothole evryday
Up the Cherries!
>>154758940Really? I've not looked at their team but who is he replacing?
>>154758832>>154758839>>154758871>>154758946Dry your eyes mate
>>154759016not sure yet. he will come off the bench once >we get the lead he can play literally any position
>>154759046Sorry lad, I don't see Arsenal beating PSG. PSG are the best team in the world atm. They thrashed Inter 5-0 in the final last year. They're defending champions of Europe, they've wrapped up their league title too. I'd love Arsenal to win just to make people seethe but I think PSG will batter you. Arsenal couldn't even beat City once this season, they won't beat PSG.
>>154759073we also literally dont have a right back to play againt kvara
Arsenal spent 2 billy to win the leagueMan United spent 2 billy to finish 15th
>>154759073Arsenal thrashed inter at their ground this season lol. They're not a good team. The barca collapse made inter look better than they really are. But barca have a habit of hopelessly collapsing in the CL in recent seasons including this season.
>>154759122and man united fans chopped off their willy
>>154759122>2 billy1. ChelseaSpent: £3,789,830,0002. CitySpent: £2,952,830,0003. Manchester UnitedSpent: £2,700,590,0004. LiverpoolSpent: £2,373,300,0005. SpursSpent: £2,102,750,0006. ArsenalSpent: £2,073,130,000 That's since 92/93, btw.
my, my, my, my(Oh-oh-oh) oh-oh-ohHow did we ever get this way?When's it gonna go?
>>154759282what else happened in 92?
>>154759282>spurs have spent more than arse>two league cups and a europa leaguethat's just baffling
>>154759308It was the start of the PL, so a fair starting point.>>154759310To be fair, Spurs pay more transfer fees but go skint on wages. Though I am HOWLING that Eze went to Arsenal and gets a title winners' medal first season, scored a hattrick against Spurs (five in total I think) and Spurs might get relegated.
>>154759302>Euros>Arbitrary point in time
The RdZ mask is even better than his Ange mask. It's uncanny.
Weird to think that Pep has only lost a league title race twice in his career. The first time was to Mourinho, who was a cone-placer while he was a player at Barcelona. And the second was to Arteta, who was his own cone-placer while he was at City.
>>154759308Leeds won the leagueFootball got raped when Sky Sports propped up Man U as their favourite team just like how Kevin Nash got raped
>>154758204the Arsenal of champions
>>154759340
>>154759333>>154759327>2020 = start of this decade>euros = just convert it unless you're an indian that can't do mathematics seething samefag
Expressions Oozing did a video on the loss. If Spurs get relegated I think he'll die.
CUNT
>>154759358I mean nothing changes except Spurs and Arsenal switch positions, so I don't know why you're sneeding.
>>154759387spurs finna switch to the championship
>>154759387I posted a picture and you whined about an arbitrary point in time you silly goose.
AFTV must be gutted they won the league, people only watch them to laugh at Arsenal losing. Their ad revenue will be taking massive hit.
>>154759005>>154759046>>154759091>>154759308>>154759334>>154759353>>154759463>>154759463TOURISTSFUCK OFFBIRTISH FOR THE BRITISHyounot a truefan unless you froe up where your team is
>>154759530>Their ad revenue will be taking massive hit.shouldn't you be asleep over there in India, Dave?
>>154759534yes i've puked outside the Emirates
>Sheffield United have released midfielder Jairo Riedewald and former England striker Danny Ings.Release Ings not releasings.
>>154758999>irony is a couple seasons ago arsrnal winning woulda been good imo against city dominsnce>>but now its painful>>fink i was okay wiv arsrwog winnin beforr coZ i hav a weird fing where i onlyhate chelsea or arsenal but not both. when arsr was shitter i hater chelsea who won champs so thought arsr winnin wasnt bad>>>but now chrlsea shit so i hate arse>>and its true pain>>no wun here knows ehat it likr>>you all tourists>>im trur norf londonborn and bred>>i hatetottenham>>>hate en>>but i support coz its my team>>my home>>my nation>>isupport coz itsy life where i live>>you all tourists from abroad suporting for fun>>i live this shothole evrydayis that what you're finkin tonight?
>>154759631Apologies, the spurs stench sometimes reaches that far
>>154759534based british batty boy
>>154759660
im literally the only true epl supporter in diss breadbeegall torluristsim only wun who suport local teyou can lal fuck offevery singl poster in arsenal breadberg is a ducking p*** or w**im only ttue english supoirterin eplonly true local memberypu all toursists can fuck off
>>154759926then why did u go to that gay thread and congratulate themimposter
>>154759973cooked that dyslexic faggot
I wonder how much each Premier League club has paid per league title since 1992
>>154758999>>154759534>>154759926I remember my first pint
>>154760090Chelsea> £757,966,000 per league titleMan City> £369,103,750 per league titleMan United> £207,737,692 per league titleLiverpool> £1,186,650,000 per league titleArsenal> £518,282,500 per league title
>>154759973nah nah nahits calledclass yehgood old british valuesBRIITISH
>>154760315patriot
I wonder which clubs have won the Premier League in the past decade
>>154760227was literally derwen arse wun the league in 2004arse drew vs spurs at white hart lanei was derits deep in my bonesyall all touristsfakersi live in the fuggin maxhine
>>154760377Chelsea, City, Liverpool, Arsenal
I REMEMBWR WVERY DAYMY DEAD BODY WILL NOT RESTUNTIL WE WIN THE EPL
>>154760315im dun im dun yeh yeh yeh
>>154760449I WAS THERE YOU POS
>>154758204the 1st in goals conceded means they conceded the least
>>154760618Yeah
>>154760227Chelsea and Liverpool ruining the league
>>154760526i was
all zoomer tourissfuck offnone of yall propa british>>154760618ngga wt even diss flag holy shiddits like im in rabat holy fuck
>>154760897You're muslim
Now we can stop pretending o'reilly is a good player. Shit player just like his shit, losing team.
O'Reilly > Dorgu
>>154761053They're both garbage
>>154760227How is Liverpool considered BIG SIX when they're only 1 trophy ahead of Leicester and Blackburn?
>>154760897u fink?
>>154759687Kek liverpool customers do be doing that
>>154761162yeh? little man?
>>154761222BREAK IT DOWN
>>154758170u a zesty boi liversissy
>>154758302It’ll be funny when you’re in the championship next season rabbi
>>154758303cute couple
You're telling me LEICESTERSHIRE CITY won the league before Manchester United??????
you're teling me it was 97 transgenders
>>154761648kekd and jotad
Bayer Leverkusen making fun of Arsenal
>>154761791Must be a different social media manager because their twitter handle congratulated us on the league and also havertz and hincapie.
>>154762021>us
>>154762034Yes, we are the premier league champions
>>154761497Afraid So
>>154759310Spurs have had the most retarded transfer strategy for a decade. We'll happily splash out 40-60 millis for some random 4/10 midfielder when we already have 5 other players of the same profile. When it comes to a position we desperately need it takes us 3-4 windows and by then a weakness has opened up somewhere else.
>>154762299Chelsea, United and Spurs are on another level when it comes to bad transfers. All 3 have had exceptions that proved the rule but it's mostly been flop after flop
Excuse me, why isnt the OP of the current Prem champions, Arsenal?
>154762344Put another shrimp on the barbie, lad.
>>154758433It’s true. Other clubs are envious and it shows!
>>154758999U finkin trips?
>>154762344bc u touch yourself at night
what would it take for the epl to regain some credibility? is it even possible now?
>The Guardian] Southampton may face legal challenge from their own players after being kicked out of playoff finalLOL now they're about to get sued by their own players for missed bonuses. All because of their retarded manager and all the staff that went along with his plan
>>154759308It was violent, brutal, harrowing. Poor little Kevin Nash was wandering home in the cute little minidress he just bought, feeling pretty and glam, before he was set upon by a pack of wild indians and had his anus ruthlessly plunged repeatedly. Squelch, squelch, squelch. He never recovered.
the poster above me ruined the meme, it was bulbasaursstop trying to fit in, dave
>>154762353They call them prawns there, not shrimp.
is arsenal the worst team to win the premier league?
Been looking at Footie Scran twitter and seen, in the last two months, two diabolical 'meals' from United. Reminder they got shut down twice in the space of like a year for having 1* Hygiene rating.
ANDWE'RE LIVEThis morning to tell you that Man Dilated are a grim little club
>>154762755Define worst.
Morning all Spurs are going down
>>154762765No way they lose to Everton AND West Ham beat Lelds.
They're calling him Roberto de Spursi
>>154762773they needed to just grab a point from that dogshit chelsea side that haven't won for weeks and they lost insteadanything is possible
>>154762773yeah there's absolutely no chance that those two games end in... the most likely outcomes.
>>154763012lelds have been good for a while after they realized they were in danger of relegationthat's pretty much the only way spurs can cope
>Had a good seasonArsenalMan UVillaBournemouthBrightonBrentfordSunderlandLeeds>Had an average seasonCityEvertonFulhamPalaceForest (Awful start, great end)>Had a bad seasonLiverpoolChelseaNewcastleSpursWest HamBurnleyWolves
>>154762764Let’s say you took the last 10 prem winners and had them play in a mini league. Where do you think they’d finish?
>>154763118what did man united accomplish
Do you think Enzo’s purpose at City will be to serve as a competent bridge manager for a year or so until they go after their real manager target? Makes sense, it would be a bad idea to replace pep with someone highly regarded, there’s almost no chance he’s going to succeed
>>154763173nope. Enzo was headhunted for this while he was at Chelsea. They are stylistically same and he will do a good job. If any of the city players feel like this is a PE teacher type appointment, they would be calling their agents.>someone highly regardedwho? flick? zidane? kompany?City isn't getting them and nagelsmann isn't "win the PL" level manager
>>154763118city won a domestic double. They had a good season. Palace are in a European final.
>>154763144arsenal 2nd lmao how is that even a question get cucked pleb
>>154763144mini league with impartial referees who officiate based on the rules of the game?
That was a mad 4 hours of football last night starting with the Soton news
>>154762605right tell you wot u fat little cunt if you want to make fun of are kevin getting the saveloy up the bummer then your gonna do it with me present alrite
>>154763411who do you even support lad, or are you just purely ABA
>>154763159Scored goal
pep fans how are we doing
>>154763579We are deepthroating the fleshiest geoducks, as per usual
>>154763579wtf maresca doing
>>154763579slitting arr wrists like fergusons dead wife
>>154763579This is why I consider Guardiola to be a better manager than Ferguson, not only was he successful on the pitch but he influenced a generation of top managers too. Compare that to the managerial careers of Fergie's players (Gary Neville, Wayne Rooney, Steve Bruce).
>>154763503why did you respond to my question by asking an entirely unrelated question of your own?if you answer mine I'll answer yours (unless I don't see it, might go to bed soon)
>>154763757darren ferguson's four stints at the helm of peterborough united plaps the shit out of anything those ex-pep players have ever acheived
rest in peace arr QVEEN elizabeth the second, she should've seen the arsenal lift the trophy one more time.
now that the dust has settled, who cares less:a) neutral fans about this premier league seasonb) european clubs about the world club championship
Liversissy is going to be there with a suicide vest at the parade. His life is over. His rival clubs are all surpassing him. His beloved mohammed is leaving the team. Trans Dyke has called off a cliff. Liversissy has nothing left to lose, we've got to stop him.
Livershit fans better pray arteta doesn't win the champions league or else he's matched klopps greatest achievements in a handful of seasons with literally zero managerial experience before the arsenal job. How embarrassing.
>Without being disrespectful to any club, we have a strategic plan at the Premier League and the strategic plan says putting a new name on the trophy in every six-year period
>>154764170>matched I don't remember Klopp winning the PL and CL in a single season. Not that I think Arsenal will win it against PSG.
>>154764183They could have made it a bit less obvious this season. Be funny when suddenly Arsenal start getting cards for man handling the goalkeeper next season
>>154764222True Klopp never achieved that. Also worth remembering that Arteta was consistently finishing above klopp in his final couple of seasons.
Arteta really made Manchester United his bitch didn't he
>>154764320manpoo aren't a winning club
liverchads who do we replace sl*t with?
Oooooh someone who's a fan of a club that hasn't won anything in over a decade woke up today and chose violence
>>154764353merson is a kino machino
>>154764353>One rigged title and the easiest route to the CL final since Porto overshadows 13 titles, 3 CLs, and a trebleMerse back on the sauce. I thought he had defeated those demons. So sad.
>>154764353>someone who's a fan of a club that hasn't won anything in over a decadeMerson is a Chelsea fanEducate yourself
>>154764513I wasn't talking about Merson or Chelsea
IT'S OUR TIME FOR EUROPE
>>154764463>13 fraud titles handed by Sky Sports and the refs when the league was weakWow what an achievement
>>154764540BASEDThe league (especially Man U) kneel to the North East
just went in the arsenal thread and said whats what on us at epls behalf they couldnt handle it
>>154764550I know, it's been the weakest the league has ever been and PGMOL couldn't break their necks hard enough to help Arsenal. I would be upset too aw if I had to force myself to celebrate this shoddy plastic "victory".
>>154764463>One rigged title Implying manure didn't win EPL titles because of the courtesy of Howard Webb>the easiest route to the CL finalThat's what winning every single one of your games in league phase gives you
>>154764557fake news
>>154764566Calm down Dave. No one cares about your tinpot clubs besides hordes of Africans and Indians now. Sorry not being able to taste glory for the last decade has fried your brain.
>>154764566fergie won half of his titles in an era where players were smoking at half time
Silva punched a man and got a yellow Rodri said the referees are biased against City (LMFAO) and got a fine, precdent was a 10-match ban 130 unpunished
>>154764587nah it's true he called them the UNWATCHABLES (a play on words from a team from the past) and now the sissy swede is in multiple threads doing damage control
>>154764598And were literally pissed up
Will there be repercussions for the blatant PGMOL matchfixing this season? It's pretty clear at this point they make decisions for payouts, but is it a blackmail situation like David Coote or a polymarket situation or an organised crime situation?
>>154764606oh I see that post KEK but not the ref help oneswedish abdi is malding
City collapsing like Ferguson's heart. Hate to see it.
I understand why poortherners are seething so hard right now. With Arteta and Alonso at the helm, and Guardiola leaving, the PL title will not leave London for the foreseeable future.
>>154764550>>154764578>>154764595>>154764598
i blame Liverpool for this
>>154764595>arseanal customer mocking another team for having foreigners and browns as fansHOWLING
would any other team winning the league get purposely left off the /epl/ OP? why does arse create so much seethe
AWs really let the unwatchables banter get to them, they hate to be reminded that no one likes watching their team full of fannies play for corners
any /league winners/ in today?
>>154764780it's just 190. the cop that arrested him for raping his niece looked a bit like ray parlour and he's been mindbroken ever since
>>154764788that the cope you have to go with now?
Anyone got any more pics of Hincapies bum lol?
>>154763996Kek
Liversissy not coping well with Arteta surpassing Klopp's legacy
Comprehensive Dave Dilation
Congrats Arse Chelsea, Liverpool and City welcome you to the Premier League winners table
>>154764876kek past decade bros.....
>>154764876The BIG FOUR
>>154764876New big 4 (no troons allowed)
>>154764876Chelsea, City,. Liverpool, Arsenal Premier League DNA
>>154764876ip backtraced to >transfield
>>154764841yeah lol ask ur mum lol
>Liverpoolkek
>>154764876that part
>>154764864>>154764905Kek
ABUGods just keep winning.Good job Arsenal.
>>154764905but enough about your posts
@4chanis it true that only chelsea, man city, liverpool and now arsenal are the only clubs who have won multiple premier leagues with multiple managers?
I think it's about time that we acknowledge pre-VAR titles as illegitimate. Or at the very least, they should all have a massive asterisk next to them.
>>154764867He's not handling his plumber club being exposed very well now is he
>>154764919you call them pre-VARi call them the plumber era
STOP CALLING ME LIVERSISSY YOU FUCKING CUNT. EVERY CLUB HAS GAY FANS. NOT JUST LIVERPOOL.
>>154764917>@4chan>is it true that only chelsea, man city, liverpool and now arsenal are the only clubs who have won multiple premier leagues with multiple managers?oh no no no no no
>>154764917Ask Grok
>>154764917>@4chan>is it true that only chelsea, man city, liverpool and now arsenal are the only clubs who have won multiple premier leagues with multiple managers?Jesus that's embarrassing for some clubs>>154764919I agree
>>154764917>@4chan>is it true that only chelsea, man city, liverpool and now arsenal are the only clubs who have won multiple premier leagues with multiple managers?yes it's true, the big four
>>154764927woah calm down fella
PL Clubs that have reached a CL final in the past decade:>Arsenal>Man City>Liverpool>Chelsea>Spurs
>>154764917Surely there's a club missing
>>154764941>>154764917I guess praying to Vishnu doesn't work for United
>>154764941SPURS? You're having me on
>>154764927Uh oh sissy melty
AAAAAAAAAAAAARRRRNNNEEEEEE SLOTTRAN LA LA LALA
>>154764927Is this what the kids call a "liversissy melty"?>>154764958God bless Klopp (even though his legacy is now toppled by Arteta) for bringing this adult baby into the league
>>154764958Are Liverpool really sticking with Slot purely because the higher ups are still pissed off that Xabi snubbed them for Madrid before?
WITHOUT looking it up, can you remember England's World Cup group?
>>154764958remember those first 5 games where liverpool were getting a lot of decisions their wayi 'member
>>154764958>>154764968They're basically forced to stick with Slot because Xabi snubbed them and they spent way too much last summer. This means they can't really afford to sack Slot.
Looking like I'll finish top 2 mil just about. Disappointed but missed quite a few GWs being drunk off my tits. Anyway here is the final team. I ain't taking hits for Hendo or Rogers. Rest of team looks alright. Maybe I swap Cherki for Semenyo or Doku...
Mantroony going on a 60 second samefag rampageToo easy to successfully bait xer
>>154764958>acting like a victim Fits right in at Liverpoo
>>154764941>PL Clubs that have reached a CL final in the past decade:>>Arsenal>>Man City>>Liverpool>>Chelsea>>Spurswheres tran united
>>154764941>>154764997They aren't a big club anymore. Maybe in Africa.
>>154764994jej
>>154764958>TRAN LA LA LALALol
>>154764941THE FANTASTIC FIVE
>>154765001bit racist innit
>>154765019
Why didn't Danso just clear the ball?Why did Tel do an overhead kick in his own box?
Can't believe Shitty bottled it. Still a poor season for Arsenal, they realistically should have had a quadruple. Carrick wins next season.
This season should be called illegitimate tbqh the amount of rigging from refs to allow Arsenal to win is unprecedented
>>154764941>PL Clubs that have reached a CL final in the past decade:>>Arsenal>>Man City>>Liverpool>>Chelsea>>Spurs>It's true
>>154765068
>>154765074liverpool were refereed that favourably? they must've racked up quite a point tally
>>154765102Liverpool and Arsenal are PGMOL's darlings and have brought the sport into disrepute. Arsenal should be stripped of the title and Liverpool last season, the Don Wobbie and LiverSISSY should be forced to sign on at the dole office or continue to make money on their back!!!
arsenal obsessed with liverpool liverpool obsessed with arsenal these twitterwogs should go back
>>154765074Volumes have been spoken
>pep gone>liverpoo SHITYep. #21 coming for Chadchester Chadnited.
>>154765102>>154765074Oh boy Arsenal are the refs favourite team, no wonder they won the league with all of PGMOLs might
Here comes the lineup tranny
>>154765131as a liversissy i am pissing myself out of fear
>>154765073where's man u?
>>154765131Good team>>154765140Sorry is he interrupting your samefagging session?
>ABU seething I thought Arsenal won the league
>Victor Gyokeres did what Bruno Fernandes couldn't do for Sporting CP twice, then came to England and still beat him to a PL title at the first try
>already moved on from tonalihahahaha deluded cunt
/trans/ soon lads
>>154765188Kek most retarded fanbase in the world From Tonali to Anderson, Mateus Fernandes and Ederson
>>154765131CORRRRRR MOGS THE FUCK OUT OF THAT SHITE LIVERPOO TEAM
United customers all season until a month ago: >nooo set pieces don't count United customers from a month ago onwards >our set piece king is the greatest player on the planet!!
why has liversissy been spamming about united recently?
>>154765337klopp just had his entire legacy mogged by arteta. he can't take it out on the champions (arsenal) so he takes it out on man united (a team 9 points ahead of him).
Norgaard would be a good buy for United in the Summer as a Casemiro replacement. Good rotational player, PL winning experience, former captain for both club and country, should be very cheap.
i heard rumors liverpool spent a half billy then lost to man united both home and away this season whilst Arsenal won the league
>ynr the customers thought they'd get Palmer to replace Bruno
>>154765390Why does that tranny faggot always post good lineup buildersNo other clubs do it
>>154765390Nobody at United wants Palmer you're making shit up LiverSISSY
>>154765350oof>>154765369oi is that true??
>>154765442just rumors lad can't confirm yet
>Kek he's crying about himself being exposed for saying Palmer is going to United all January longComprehensive David L.
>>154765490oh no no no exposed that sad cunt
I think Dave and LiverSISSY are the two personalities of the same schizophrenic.
>>154765614Two cheeks of the same arse, if you will
>>154765468eagerly awaiting the news x
>>154765635ArseWOGs are more prevalent to disorders such as schizophrenia and sudden bouts of homosexual mania.
>>154765490He's such a sad cunt.
Arsenal have won the Premier League.
>>154765208Xe's been posting here all season mate
>>154765614It's not too difficult to understand really.
Anyone want a mint defender on a free who will play max 20% of your season, you can have him
>>154765614Two sissies of the same liver
>>154765960PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE WE LOVE PAYING BIG FOR INJURY PRONE PLAYERS!!
Why are United playing 3 at the back next season? Am I missing something?
>>154765975But he's free so liverpoo don't want him. If he cost 150m then they'd be very keen customers.
>>154766028good point
>>154765997Is Mateta really an upgrade? Isn’t Anderson going to city?
>>154765997oh wow so they're getting mateta? seskhit not good enough?
>>154765975kekd
>Salah13 G/A in 26 Matches>Sesko12 G/A in 30 Matches>Mbeumo13 G/A in 32 Matches >Cunha12 G/A in 33 Matches that'll be £300m for swarthy flops from midtable clubs + tip
>>154766177What the frick?!?!?!?!?!?I thought Mbombay and Cunthair were supposed to save them??
>>154765997he makes himself look so stupid with these fantasies kek
Liverpool need to spend more than last summer while having as much pull as Newcastle A recipe for disaster - even compared to this DISMAL season!
United are signing Mateta, Anderson, Baleba, Wharton, Mateus Fernandes, Ederson, Stiller, Palmer, Tonali and Bruno G.What a fucking window!
>>154765960he deserves to be on the plane
Nothing against Chelsea or Alonso, but I hope he fails simply so that I can call him KWABI on /sp/.
>>154766329and they're not even guaranteed ucl football lmao
>Slot is still here next season>Gakpo is still here next season
>>154766406do you mean Liverpool icon Xabi Alonso?
>>154766345just 9 more midfielders and weee gonna win the league again wallahi i love u cacamiro
I went to go check what time coverage would start for the EL final before I remembered that they're not airing it for free in the UK. We have 3 English clubs in all 3 European competitions and you won't be able to watch it unless you pay a ridiculous subscription fee (or pirate it). People need to be sacked for this disgrace.
>>154766481>unless you pay a ridiculous subscription fee£5 HBO Max for the month and I'm getting all 3 European finals Not that ridiculous really
>>154766177LOL you're such a bitter little sissyit wasn't even 200m for those 3and try doing sesko in g/a per 90 min and see how it compares to salah
Dave and Liversissy having, what the kids refer to as, a "mid-off".
Why are they like this?
>>154766664Kek
>>154766664oh look it's the aw obsessed with liverpoo bc he spends his life on xitterwarra suprise
>>154766664Yeah Sesko is unironically better than Havertz and Floperes too.
>Viktor Gyokeres league titles with Sporting: 2 in 2 years>Viktor Gyokeres league titles in England: 1 in 1 year>Bruno (P)enandeSetpiece league titles with Sporting: 0 in 2.5 years>Bruno (P)enandeSetpiece league titles in England: 0 in 6.5 years
It was very magnanimous of The Finker to congratulate /arse/ for winning the league last night on behalf of /epl/ DON'T RECALL ASKING ME OR ANY OF US OUR PERMISSION but still
liversissy and aw need to fuck offyou've both won an asterisk title now leave this broken general alone
>Enzo Maresca has started working on summer transfer activity and pre-season planning before his impending appointment by Manchester City.>The Italian is set to replace Pep Guardiola at the Etihad Stadium, with the Catalan bringing to an end his glittering 10-year tenure.>Sources briefed on the situation, not authorised to speak publicly, say he has already been collaborating closely with sporting director Hugo Viana for pre-season, the new campaign and beyond in preparation to take over
Spurs need to be sent down to the Southampton league
>talk about man u >chinese arsenal customer starts crying about salad here's one to make Xing Ling Ping seethe even moresalad 13 g/a in 26 games saka 12 G/a in 31 games
>>154766778Careful now, that Aussie is quite angry and bitter today
>>154766688Kek they are exactly like that
>>154766784Angry Bitter Lad is a JF?
>Eddie Nketiah ended Liverpool's title defense
>>154766778Warra trophy for Mo Salah in his farewell season (where he was dropped due to poor performance and having an Ego the size of Egypt)
kek he fell for the bait that wasn't even aimed at himvery bitter
>>154766878>filename.kek
Those with decent memories will recall Newcastle fans getting giddy with their ambitions at the start of the season. Sunderland shagged them firmly up the arse hole, by far the superior team.
Lindelof starting in a European final. Massive upgrade for him
Now Manchester United kneels to Newcastle's own Michael Carrick. Big win.
It will happen on Sunday.
>>154766943Either way we are getting kino of a stadium with 60000 fans getting relegated
>Taxpayers STILL have to pay for a future Championship estadia
>Wednesday night finaleuropa league is a joke.>>154766972I thought the toilet bowl was privately financed
>>154766848>Eddie Nketiah ended Liverpool's title defense>>154766856>where he was dropped due to poor performance and having an Ego the size of Egypt
>>154766983During the season as well. Not sure why this match was placed here but Palace's final is next week, Europa final could've been next Tuesday.
>>154766943>Leeds have the 3rd worst away record>West Ham have the 3rd worst home record>Spurs have the 2nd worst home record>Everton have the 6th best away recordit will certainly happen.
Simon Jordan spent the entire talkSPORT show earlier mentioning that he was at the 'dweadful' Chelsea match last night and was talking all match to the Chelsea owners who insisted they would not let City easily sign Maresca, the suggestion being that they'd demand a very very large fee. This is probably why Pep's resignation is still not official.
>Sandro Tonali hands in transfer request at Newcastle United >player has wanted to leave since January
>>154767129they were waiting to see if the owners got a proper manager in guimaraes will be next
Rice >>> Gerrard
>Rashford Leaves and wins the league>McTominay Leaves and wins the league>HojlundLeaves and wins a trophy >LindelofLeaves and starts in a European final
Casemiro >>> Rice
Bruno >>> Saka
>>154767219Dont see anybody disagreeing with this
anal > vaginal
>you only need 83 points to win the league against *this* arsenal
>>154767254nigga even xavi simons >>> saka
>Seamus Coleman is still at EvertonI thought he had retired about 4 years ago.
>>154767291Both Liverpool and Man United are capable of doing that next season. This is why the homos try to cause division.
>>154767291Lower points tallies means the league is harder since other teams can take points off you.
>>154767344It means there's no clear best team. Therefore the league is open.
>>154767385The clear best team in a given season is the team that accumulates the most points over a 38 games (vs every other team, home and away). Hope this helps.
United cucks love to boost Bruno as this godlike player because they have nothing else to celebrate. it pisses me off how pathetic it is
>>154767417What team do you support, Ameriflag?
>>154767404I thought the best team was whoever spent the most time in 1st. I guess it's a bit like how it's a grey area until it happens to Raya. Never change aw.
>>154767453He wont answer
>>154767417you aren't wrongthey didn't deny it
>>154767494no one in this general earnestly says who they support tbf
>>154767417>celebrate having one good player in their squad who carries a bunch of shitters>celebrate when they win an online poll>celebrate when they finish in the top 4>celebrate finishing above their historic rivals even when they themselves accomplish fuck allThey have literally become everything they mocked Arsenal fans for in the late 00s/early 10s. Even Chelsea fans at least have the self-awareness to be frustrated at how much of a joke they have become.
oh my GOD
>>154767453>>154767494>>154767600Why wont the American flag say who he supports?
and even Chelsea never finished 15th
Liverpool lads.. what did they just call us?
>>154767648kek this cant be real
>>154767648Scousers now legally classed as lower-value humans...
>After next season, UCL coverage will move from TNT to Paramount+>Sky gets Europa + Conferencewhat the FUCK is Paramount+ If you're a football fan you'll need to fork out for like 7 subscriptions to get everything. What's that, £100+/month? Insanity.
Last year's EL final was between Manchester United and Tottenham Hotspur The club that is infamous for not winning trophies ended up winning
>>154767648TOP KEK
>>154767735>The club that is infamous for not winning trophies ended up winningBut Man U lost tho
>>154767648deserved for what they did to klopp
>>154767819kekaroo
>>154767453he still hasn't answered
>>154767714I can't for the life of me work out why so many people pirate.
>>154768092well Manchester has a high rate of UC claimants so they can't really afford streaming services
Cacamiro running away to Miami to play with the real GOAT
It will come home. No more memes. This year it will legit com homeTh only thing England was missing was a elite coach to guide those players. They coached themselves to back to back finals with that *clap* VAMOS `clap` tier coach they used to have
>>154768066It’s almost certainly Liverstool just like our resident Canadian who is too scared to say who he supports (he’s been suspiciously quiet after posting literally everyday last season, I wonder why?)
>>154768199Good post. Liversissy will be seething about this.
>>154768199People say winning the Bundesliga with Bayern is a worthless accomplishment, but I think Harry Kane finally winning something in his career will genuinely help him psychologically at an international level too. Tuchel will also be able to handle the tactics in a final far better than Southgate could dream of.
>>154768199Nah fuck England. United > England.
>>154768284Winning the Bundesliga with Bayern is a bigger achievement than winning the Premier League with PGMOL tbf
>>154768584kek that's hilarious almost had a heart attack like fergie
>mfw liverpool misses out on the champions league
>Southampton hire Man City lawyer fighting 115 charges for ‘spygate’ defence This was announced half an hour ago by the way. It was meant to be completely wrapped up by today, seems now the final will have to be put on hold for 5 years
>>154768218Kek what a pussy
>>154768936Why do liverpool fans always look like they nonce kids
/epl/ > /bundes/
>hire Unai Emery>pay him 8 million pound a year>win Europa League>profitwhy don't more clubs do this?
>no one:>absolutely no one: >arsenal fans: reeeeee talk about us wallahi bumbaclaaaaat take about us don't u know we win Liverpool Liverpool United United Liverpool United city city city city city talk about usThey bring it upon themselves
Now that Rogers has scored in a final, maybe Tuchel won't feel obligated to play Pooden or Bellingmeme ahead of him.
Villa are better than Transchester DilatedSpurs are better than Transchester Dilated
>>154768979i don't know
>>154769079One club tried to do that and it didn't work for them
>>154769183warra post
G/A in European finals.Tielemans: 1 in 45 minutesBruno Fernandes: 0 in 2 finals.
>>154769265god damnit
>EFL stands by decision to expel Southampton from play-off final>The English Football League's arbitration panel has stood by the decision to eject Southampton from the Championship play-off final and deduct them four points next season.>In a statement, the EFL said:>"A League Arbitration Panel has tonight dismissed Southampton Football Club's appeal against the Independent Disciplinary Commission's sanction following the admittance of multiple breaches of EFL Regulations.">The Saints were expelled after admitting to spying on other clubs' training sessions during the season, including Middlesbrough before their play-off semi-final.KWAB
I see the JFs are leaving their safespace thread and giving it the biggun after going into hiding for the past 6 months.
Dilated could have brought in Emery next season but they stuck with Carrick lmao
Don't listen to the other Swede, that's the Arab poster from /ars/
Why couldn't VARsenal win with Emery?
liverpool once swapped Luis Suarez for rickie lambert
>>154769308I maintain that this will not in any way stop the spying, it will just ensure every club maintains arms length distance from the spying probably by just contracting with third party analysts offering opposition specific analysis based on drone footage or whatever
>>154769265Fuck sake why did this make me laugh
Arsenal finally won something and there's barely any chatter, why's that? Aston Villa are getting more attention
>>154769359What. Are they retarded?
>>154769445meme club propped up by forrens
>>154769295that's crazyyyy do Buendia
>>154769462look into it anon
>>154769483G/A in European finals.Buendia: 2 in 58 minutesBruno Fernandes: 0 in 2 finals.
>>154769490Ho. Lee. Shit. It's real...
IS THAT ANOTHER CAVORTING CAROUSEL DOWN THE CHANNEL BY HIGHBURY'S VERY OWN STARBOY BUKAYO SAKA OH GOODNESS ELIZABETH I FEEL LIGHT
>>154769506>G/A in European finals.>>Buendia: 2 in 58 minutes>Bruno Fernandes: 0 in 2 finals.I can't believe this.....
>>154769506games not over pal
>>154768218heartbroken after my wrexham wreckers came but within a hair of being covered in glory
>>154769506Poono just isn't a big game player.End of.
Arsenal won the league yesterday and a few of you - the shut-incel 'Nothing Ever Happens!!!' types - have taken it extremely poorly Move on
arsemongs win the league and the first thing they do is cry about livermongs and citymongs
>>154769659Unitedmongs aren't included because they haven't been competitive
very gud ebening
>>154769637Arsenal weren't even playing yesterday m8 how could they have won the league
>>154769103GUD EBENING
>>154769659Assna doesn’t care and livershit or trans utd lad. They just won the league
Boys I’m so happyUP THE FUCKING VILLA!
>>154769724lol lmao even
Tielemans > Rice
well done villa broseasy game
emery is better than arteta btw
>>154769781Fuck off awYou win one trophy with ref help and think you can big bro everyone elseFuck the sky 6
>>154769799>>154769812UTV
>You know Fergie predicted all this
>You know Fergies wife slit her wrists before her club bottled the Europa League final to Spurs
>Harvey Elliot will receive more medals (1) this season than the entirety of Liverpool FC
>>154769854liversissy and transfield are two different tings
>Unai Emery has now won as many European trophies as Manchester United
>>154769904>>154769924Kek
>>154769904Fully deserved, they couldn't have done it without him
>>154769934One fewer, United have six.Quite incredible that he only wins the Europa League.
congrats Villabros
>seVILLA>VILLAreal>aston VILLAhmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm
>>154769812I don't support arsenal cuntkill yourself, deranged faggot
>>154770177happy for ebening desu, was getting a lot of heat at one point
>not even Emery could overcome Arsenal's European recordkek
>Saudi Arabia’s Public Investment Fund is prepared to dilute its stake in Newcastle United by selling up to 25 per cent of its shareholding in the club. https://www.thetimes.com/sport/football/article/pif-stake-sale-may-fund-new-newcastle-training-ground-and-stadium-d0klgwsh9
>>154770461It's over
>>154770461what is their deal, they just got bored of sportswashing already? cause they're shutting down LIV golf too
>>154770557Both LIV Golf and Newcastle are losing money so it no longer makes sense
>tfw arteta actually send poop into retirement Should be thanking him. There'll be a different prem winner every year/other year now.
>>154770557Israel torpedoed the oil markets>>154770579Was never about making money
>>154770762Well Scudamore said that was the plan so I guess now we just wait and see who they want to be champions next season
>>154770815It was about sportswashing we know but it's actually losing money, they're fine with breaking even
>>154770843They were also fine with losing money before Israel shanked them, neither LIV nor Newcastle were ever about making money or breaking even
>>154770579yeah but they have literally endless money even with oil being fucked, as >>154770815 correctly mentioned. plus oil will be back to normal eventually.i don't know about the LIV situation but i feel like with newcastle they wanted to swoop in and do a late 2000s man city but when they couldn't do it because of the new regulations they just lost interest
Villa handle Europe so much better than every English team other than Arsenal and City.
>>154770921City are still in europe? I thought we were playing PSG.
Conference and Europa league are basically guaranteed wins for any semi competent prem team now, considering how crap their opponents are likely to be. No other league can match the quality even a mid table prem team can attract. Just for context, Villa beat a team with an entire wage bill of 20m with Villas being 273m. It's not even a contest anymore and on the one hand I'm happy for prem teams but on the other, it isn't a good thing for football as a whole because we don't want rich(er) clubs dominating everything.
>>154770951I meant in terms of it killing league form. Look at the state of Man U and Spurs last season.
>>154770985only "fix" i can think of would be to have a wage budget cap for each tournament, which would obviously never happen because having big PL clubs in the conference league or europa league to a lesser extent drives viewershipbut would be cool theoretically
>>154770985If you take the biggest teams out of these competitions then no one will watch, it won’t make any money and will eventually be scrapped. English teams belong in EL. Conference is more debatable but it doesn’t last 5 years without English sides.
>>154770985Chelsea being celebrated for winning the Conference League last season when Enzo Fernandes alone cost more than the entire opposition team was just laughable. Although there's not really an easy solution here, other countries just need to get their shit together and fix the parity of their leagues so that their mid-table clubs stand a chance. Maybe France will realise that rearranging PSG's fixtures so that they can stay fresh for the CL while making it easier to win their own league is a bad thing.
Slurpen KockDickel Arsetaster Anal SlutSir Michael Carrick
>>154771073>Although there's not really an easy solution here, other countries just need to get their shit together and fix the parity of their leagues so that their mid-table clubs stand a chance.la liga is the worst at that, in terms of revenue distribution. probably the smartest choice the premier league made was distributing their tv money evenly. it's crazy how skewed la liga is to real madrid and barca
London looking lovely these days fuck sake what're you bongs doing
>>154771099They really fucked it up during the Messi vs Ronaldo era. Could have had the world’s greatest fixture AND the most competitive league in the world, but they decided paying their left backs €400k a week in a never ending arms race was more important.
>>154771122Lmao a gathering of Arsenal fans in some random African town still ends up being bigger than City's last trophy parade.
>>154771122Why is this brother wearing a bulls jersey to an arsenal parade
>>154771133yeah you're right. i'm glad they "lost out" though because the product is pretty shit overall. i think people underrate how good the premier league is just on simple stuff like the look of the game on tv, in terms of the international market, which is where the money comes from. PL games just look good to watch, i don't know if it's the cameras or whatever but la liga looks shit. obviously the PL being in an english speaking country helps a lot too i think
>>154771088Kek
champions of englandyou'll never sing that
>>154771283Neither will you watching games alone in your bedroom
>>154770921Emery knows how to rotate and control energy levels in matches. The 100% blood and thunder approach some managers take always ends in burnout and injuries that tanks their teams in one or both comps.
>>154771283Based
>>154771283Allah blesses a nigga
>Arsenal have more Premier League titles in 2026 than Tottenham have premier league home wins
Oh no no no no no Manchester poonited bros....
>>154758405What a sad deranged little man
>>154771318bodied that brown freak
>>154762755United 2013 are the worst by far.
>>15477138415th to 3rd is better than 2nd to 1st (when PGMOL is rigging matches for you and Pep bottles it)
>>154771464Liverpool last season were the worst. Complete fluke season. Further proven by their performance this season despite spending half a billion and strengthening considerably.
>>15477150324/25 was a weak season. 25/26 was even weaker and Arsenal *still* needed PGMOL to save them.PSG are going to hurt them so bad it's not funny.
>Years since the big six won the league:>Arsenal 1 day >Liverpool 1 yr>Man City 2 yrs>Chelsea 9 yrs>Man United 13 yrs>Spurs 60 yrsWhy were spurs considered big 6 again?
>>154771651They had too many incredible players and fans to ignore in the media coverage. Kane, Bale, Modric, Son… all those guys that are no longer at the club.
>>154771503Have to agree
JADON SANCHOOOOOOOOOOOO
>>154771737He actually contributed in the group stages, securing home games in the 2nd leg which was crucial vs Forest. Fair play to him.
Remember when people started saying doku is world class based on 2 performances
AHEMFuck Man City
has aubameyang, lacazette, or pepe congratulated arsenal?
>>154770985No. Anything that benefits English football is good. Until we've won 3 World cups in a row, then we can revisit this discussion. At which point I'll probably still say no.
>>154763268Kompany yea that's who I had in mind
Palace, Bournemouth, Brighton, Brentford and Sunderland would all have a chance but none would be Europa favourites. Chelsea, Atalanta, Rangers, Ajax and Monaco projected to be in the conference too.
>>154772476>juventustheir current goalkeeper is massively shit some fans said he's the one responsible why juventus will be in EL next season
>>154771283>tf>tpkek support your local
>>154772904Yeah okay Scousewog
>>154773346yeah only scousers hate plastics you're right abdul
>>154774062DO NOT TALKING ABOUT THE SCOUSAARS FUCK YOU
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