I own a big fuckin house editionbroke bitches to reddit
>>154763227Proof?
>No nuggets on the Blessed Express!SOON
post workout scran
>If you can see it here, and have the courage enough to speak it, it will happen.SOON
>>154763236We'll be with you shortly
>>154763249Yeah this looks like the type of thing an obese person would consume.
finns really be eatin' baked potatoes topped with scrambled eggs
>>154763289Listen dude. Clozzoid may be a fat pig with a Gay Black Man for a hero, but there's no need to insult Finnish Food!
>an American calling someone else fat
>>154763270
Yeah, I'm thinkin Gane runs this shit.
>He touched the belt 5th title shot incoming for monsieur Gane
>>154763328That was never in doubt.
deep just got permaheemed on the last the boys episode
>>154763328garth and poatan are failing the line test... oh dear...
>>154763354Okay
>>154763354WDWTCH
I don’t understand the culture of this general. Nobody wants to talk ball, yet nobody responds to bait or shitposts.
i have seen both max and goobys mengs, and so have the bookies. act accordingly.
Dj and GSP linked, and Georges spent 10 minutes showing off his cool dinosaur bones
>>154763354The deep just got permaheemed on the last the boys episode?? Nah fuck that. he was my favorite character in the show
Huge dick discrepancies between Holloway and McGregor may be the biggest gap in mengs we've ever the seen!
>>154763252
>>154763415By his own admission the honeybadger got cock-mogged by bon gamin
>>154763422>the honeybadgeris this some character in your Boys show?
>>154763425Nah Tom of bongland, he was heavyweight champ briefly between the Bones and Gane eras
>>154763435>Gane the 4th title shot guy?
>>154763439the knocked down by tuivasa guy
>>154763439The iceman no more Mr nice man
Gane has already been champion of the UFC, Alex has yet to prove he can even hang with the top of the heavyweight division.
>>154763413fraid' so which was kind-off retarded since the guy with elemental water powers ended up getting heemed by an octopus >>154763422tom always seems to say that about his opponents for some reason i am quite sure he said the same thing about volkov
>>154763469I can imagine having a micro penis is something that would be constantly in the back of his mind
>>154763469It's a manchunian thing, tyson fury does the same a lot
>>154763350moi presidente
The Gane era
Ganera: Guardian of the Universe
The Gane Dynasty
Gane will return to Heemvengers : Poosday
Who does that to Tom Aspinal?
Chairman Gane
>>154763249nice egg butter you sure know how to make a big cloz drool no homo
>>1547633091) i am not fat2) ok i am a pig3) my hero in life is lalli 4) jon is not gay5) i complimented your egg butter asshole
>>154763578that was not me b thanks for the compliment
>>154763317who better than an expert?
>>154763583the swamping of heem is getting out of control now
>>154763595being a test rabbit does not make you a scientist sadly
The King in His Kingdom.
>>154763605Who is this koksuspede?
>>154763504We been in the Gane era since last year
Im seriously rooting for Gaethje so bad (always root for the underdog), i want to see an upset, i want to see Ilia gets humbled so bad, on god
>>154763666heem is a den of mystery
>>154763797He can still use nut shots, back to the head shots, headbutts mid combos, the arsenal is stacked
we cannot follow them
Shut the fuck up fucking loser. Tired of seeing your posts here.
no
your finna have to narrow it down a bit there
Joe Rogan followed them and he's cool as fuck
A jewish single mother of a black child? Let's go for that!- Joe Rogan
Made another italian 'wich.
So some PFL dude gave some stripper the Strickland treatment and no one cares?
>>154764171thiccc
beer time
spaffing in wmma bareknucklenon negotiable
all jokes and banter aside why doesn't mr guru leave the uk if he makes good money it makes no sense he spends in tescos
Attorneys be like "That's a clear case of vehicular manslaughter. You should lock him up." and judges be like "He fights for PFL. No one cares what he does."
>>154764190>>154764243qrd?
>>154764171Nice wedge.
herb taking his sweet time
>>154764253Logan Storley got arrested for sexual battery and similar to two other cases last year involving PFL dudes MMA media doesn't seem to care that much
>>154764271Early stoppage
>PFLThe only reason anyone knows about this shit org is because Nugumbo fought in it briefly
Sometimes you make it look easy and other times you lose to nate diaz
>>154764298Imagine trying to justify the pixel use.
>>154764298makwan suffering the same fate no matter how much he rapes he isn't getting international attention
>>154764344Similar thing with Mansour Barnaoui. Fighting in a B-League promotion is kinda like having diplomatic immunity
>mansour>makwan>ngannouprobably just unable to determine which criminal court they're under the jurisdiction of. guarantee they've lived in 20 nations between the three of them
In pretty much every single way possible Pride FC was better than goywatchFC (ufc)
bappa your just depressed that's it
Who's the thomas massie of MMA?
isnt pride that gay stuff?
>>154764435Jake Hadley.
>>154764437In your world, goy.
>>154764464>shakes hands with ring girls in order of moistness
KO's and subs are fun. UD's are gay. Which is the worst champion based on this opinion?
>>154764416sad but true
>>154764473GSP. There is no debate.
>GSP. There is no debate
Lets debate.
>>154764171schaublicious
>wake up sean...
>I'll believe it when they're both in the octagon and buffer is announcing their namesWhy do chuds seethe at gooby's return so hard? They're in complete denial about his starpower
mr estrogen, whats happenin
Fat fockin bitch tits
>>154764574oh dear, if you can get knocked out by a swede dear o dear
>>154764473Obviously Valentina but people forget how shit the Cruz era was.
I see no one can name a better example than GSP. Thank you for the concessions.
Senator Eileen Flynn. I nominate you to brush your teeth
>>154764596/heem/ consensus is that it was a fluke
>>154764615i believe you (not) KEK
>>154764623Who is this handsome member of AIPAC?
UFC Fight Night: Robocop vs Robocop
UFC Seattle disclosed payhttps://mmajunkie.usatoday.com/story/sports/ufc/2026/05/19/ufc-seattle-salaries-israel-adesanya-vs-joe-pyfer-pay/90161374007/Joe Pyfer: $400,000 ($275,000 show + $125,000 win bonus)Israel Adesanya: $500,000Alexa Grasso: $260,000 ($130,000 show + $130,000 win bonus)Maycee Barber: $85,000Michael Chiesa: $310,000 ($155,000 show + $155,000 win bonus)Niko Price: $75,000Lerryan Douglas: $20,000 ($10,000 show + $10,000 win bonus)Julian Erosa: $75,000Yousri Belgaroui: $28,000 ($14,000 show + $14,000 win)Mansur Abdul-Malik: $33,000Terrance McKinney: $140,000 ($70,000 show + $70,000 win)Kyle Nelson: $41,000Tofiq Musayev: $70,000 ($35,000 show + $35,000 win)Ignacio Bahamondes: $120,000Lance Gibson Jr.: $24,000 ($12,000 show + $12,000 win)Chase Hooper: $90,000Tyrell Fortune: $60,000 ($30,000 show + $30,000 win)Marcin Tybura: $180,000Casey O'Neill: $126,000 ($63,000 show + $63,000 win)Gabriella Fernandes: $62,000 ($31,000 show + $31,000 win)Navajo Stirling: $60,000 ($30,000 show + $30,000 win)Bruno Lopes: $12,000Ricky Simon: $100,000 (draw)Adrian Yanez: $70,000 (draw)Alexia Thainara: $28,000 ($14,000 show + $14,000 win)Bruna Brasil: $28,000
>>154764658I think these are perfectly reasonable sums, fight three times a year and you're golden!
>>154764663Israel Adensanya is a multi time world champion and has been a main event fight for most of his career and he gets paid barely 5% of what they paid turbo bum Conor Benn to go the distance with the most shot boxer they could find
>>154763252What the fuck is that thing
>>154764681Monitor
This monitor shit is so old. One guy makes a funny joke and you cockroaches just repeat it forever. You guys dont know comedy. I do.
did anyone ask?
>>154764658>Tybura with the third highest base pay GOAT
>>154764271
>>154764658>Lerryan Douglas: $20,000 ($10,000 show + $10,000 win bonus)
>>154764733No, sorry....
>>154764710Congrats on the rank promotion
youre a wonk nose cunt and i hate you lol
>>154764799How's the wife
>>154764816got diahorrea
>>154764805Jeff was twelve months away from image rehabilitation, chopping it up on JRE and getting cage side seats to unlimited apex slop
me hood name's Big Squirt I'm a tough fella I'd beat the shit outta anyone in this business yall
We are setting you up to get murdered by Ngannou and you will earn less money than Casey O'Neill earned in her last fight.Are you taking the fight, kid?
>>154764844He got paid in exposure like a Thicccboy intern
Du Plessis vs Usman @ UFC OKC
>>154764597Valentina Nappi?
Song big dong Yadong fight week after a week
you gotta be wonked outta your crooked face to post that shit lmao
>>154764858Worldwide Megastar Philipe Lins
>>154764844He is beatable, Stipe, Gane and joshua beat him
Song Madong
>>154764869Fun fight but at the same time I wish usman would just retire if he can’t stick to one weight. Just shitting up the rankings
Chatri Sitonmydong
Dick McGonads
>>154765000Settle down
>>154765000i don't understand
>>154765000For fucks sakes
i unironically thought that was a sweden post and now i feel dirty replying, the banan has become the monke sad to say
>>154765000checked
perhaps this lidl chocolate chip cookie and a half gram of the finest hybrid will dull the pain
>>154765000tawlf
>>154765078who's the brazza on the left
>>154765084The one with the green hoodie
>>154765093yes the very same
>>154765078God i wish i could have sex with her
I will never hate Dana
>>154765124i am so sorry i mistook a monkey for you earlier i am very tired
>>154765137Probably the other Swede b
Dana White is the embodiment of the American dream
>>154765070
>>154765184
Dan Quinn on stevia would outpoint, outwerstle and out damage Gane
Guys guysIm effing excitedThere are serious rumours Soldic is singing to UFC and fighting on the Belgrade cardNothing confirmed but some balkan fighting media / ig say they have serious sources
>>154765239Is he an good person?
>>154765239Dricus vs Soldic 3 might be realistic if Soldic wins at least 1-2 fightsThis will be easy as fuck to sell and hype upI cant be objective since Soldic is my boy but this could be the new Adesanya vs Poatan
>>154765239finally something out of conor's record label
>>154765239This is exactly why gooby needs to return. Look at the state of this shit
>>154765258Also Im pretty sure he will fight at MW
>>154765239based if true
>>154765277>196erYeah buddy, please never respond to my posts ever again
>>154765239>>154764634
>>154765357>there can only be one>Loser has to change their nicknameNigga spill the beans, what do you know?
No heems this weekend… got nothing to live for
>>154765416Usyk vs. Rico is gonna be fireworks b
>>154765388Just saw the Soldic news and thought that this would be a cool debut fight
>>154763252unironically the first time ever hes shown good taste in women
>>154765430Kick a guy while he is down
>>154765438Where did you see the news?I only saw balkan media, share it, specifically an IG account who apparently is legit
>conor beats max>matches with Charles next for the BMF belt, a very winnable fight>if he wins they hotshot him into a WW title fight, market it as BMF champ vs WW champ and possibly the end of the BMF belt no matter who winsUFC realize they have one last chance to get Mcgregor into a world title fight, and the path I just laid out is it
>>154765500Connor beats Holloway, then goes on a coke fueled rage on the microphone about Khabib being a bitch and fake GOAT, calls him out of retirement but he refuses setting up the Islam fight for the WW belt
>>154765500>>conor beats maxif this happens, he immediacy gets a title shot, he only has two fights left in his contract
>>154765500They wouldn't waste him on the BMF
>>154765531>two fights left>can’t justify giving him the WW shot based off a max win, would be the most egregious title shot in history>have him beat a fellow old timer in Charles for a symbolic bullshit belt>final fight is next year for the WW titleDon’t see a problem with this. They can make him sign contract extension in exchange for the title shot if they really want to strong arm him, telling him there’s more deserving candidates and this is being done as a favor so sign or fuck off
Cocknor McGooner fighting again? I don't believe. I'll believe it when I see it.
>>154765563Dana owes his bollocks to gooby
>>154765556They want him to fight for the world title and Oliveria is the guy who will be most available for him to fight given the timeframe but also the most beatable. Oliveria wants the fight and won’t say no
>>154765563This scenario depends on him beating Max which i believe is possible at WW but if the fight as at LW, forget it
Concept card:Robocop vs Robocop God of War vs God of WarPitbull vs Pitbull Pitbull vs Pitbull Pitbull vs Pitbull
>>154765592The fight is at WW
Oliviera would definitely take a dive for the right bag
>>154763829>>154763797It's crazy to me that fighters don't really use their one nutshot and one eyepoke per fight allowance.
>>154765709ZAMN! Maycee hit the instasuckle on Beltran's dick
>>154763328>Alex leaning towards DonnieIt’s over.
>>154765709If I were coaching I’d teach my students eye poke to press your advantage and set up a TKO, nut shot to get your opponent off you and get some breathing in.
>>154765709Just how good is natalia silva
>>154765709Grasso is so cute even when she is violent
>>154765239Dricus shat his jocks after hearing these news.
sex with grassonon negotiable
>>154765736Some nerd crunch the numbers and eyepokes are worse than nutshots. Like unless you knock the other dude out, you're not gonna win a decision if you get eyepoked.
>>154765867gurucels are the most insufferable dorks
>>154765797They are 1-1
>>154765239>>154765797Dricus heemed him too, thoughbeit... and this dude got heemed by a bum ONE fighter... who's also sweedish lol
what's funny about being heemed by sweden
>>154765946The guy who lost to made a contract with the devil so that he would always lose to brazzas but would effortlessly beat a fighter of any other ethnicity
>>154765946>>154765971Soldic's the type of fighter to debut in the PooFC and give a guy like Marvin Vettori a yall musta forgot win.
>>154765994Dricus got flatline KOed by THAT?
'za and zaza
Honnêtement, Chris Watts n’avait pas le choix. Mettez-vous à sa place. sa petite amie écartait littéralement son gros trou de merde marron et l'étirait bien pour qu'il puisse lubrifier son weiner avec sa crème pour les fesses et elle le posait sur ce weiner et le chevauchait jusqu'à ce qu'il fasse un vide de pet dans sa cavité fesses qui aspirerait littéralement le jus de sperme de ses couilles. Il était tellement ivre après qu'il a tué sa famille avec sa saucisse de caca malodorante dans son pantalon.
>>154766032many are saying this
>>154765994Vettori has that chin tho
>>154766007Nah they're even. So if you believe dricus to be a bum, which is fair, you must sadly consider soldic to be a bum. sadly... Sorry guys, best to not get to excited for hollow prawlspeggs when you don't know ball.
>>154766073thats actually cool
pvz is no gina carano
>>154766071If Dricus is a bum what does that make Strickland
>>154766073Would tongue punch
>>154766105
If Strickland is a bum what does that make AdensanyaIf Adensanya is a bum what does that make Pereira If Pereira is a bum what does that make JiriIf Jiri is a bum what does that make ReyesIf Reyes is a bum what does that make Jones
>>154766103Yeah but Gina hasn’t shown that arsehole
jones is not a bum and he beat reyes only redditors and gurucels think different
>>154766073Food....for thought
>>154766126bfc exclusive (mine) it pains me to tell
>>154766105Bum destroyer which also happensto be a nickname of your mom's BBC bull
>>154766123Stop...STOPPIT
UFC Toranto: The Ice Man vs The Nice Man
>>154766113what if the odor was foul?
>>154766148Big Balkan Cock?
>>154766173Tongue punching is only meant for after a shower when it’s washed
>>154766173i heemed a wmma this time last year who wanted me to heem the aspinhole and it was dirty there was a little ring of khamzat around it i made her shower
>>154766105Heem consensus is Strickland won the first fight 49-48. But then he beat the man who raped dricus 50-44. So it would make Strickland better than Dricus.
>>154766195paulocoelhomakessensetweet.png
>>154766186You should write an book b
heeming aspinholes isn't my jam
>>154766224more for me b
lingonberry now that's a fine jam>>154766243she knows and she knows well
Who is the ICEMAN of MMA?
Guys who pontificate over asshoels never had an turd on the tip of their meng
>>154766260
>>154766073I don't look like that but I do that too
Sex in general is revolting and it should be banned.
>>154766263precisely it is a horrible experience for the mengholder
Bruh, if Burns does this to you of course Strickland is gonna re-arrange your face
>>154766260who? theres only one
Who could heem him?
>>154766336
these doos really be watching tranime
>>154766348T rex arms kwab
Francis is such a good dude man fr
>>154766361Right because what you're doing with your life is so much better?
>>154766384Defensive guy who loves animes detected
>>154766381Francis paid a guy $100k to get KO’d by him in round 1 for $1.5 million. What a good guy
>>154766447he never actually said he'd give him his bonus
pawg milf asking if i'm free tomorrow while the kid is away btw
>>154766447Kek and Donnie D gave Francis 11 million to fight and a salary to be the Chairman of PFL Africa.
>>154766482Xhe must really need the money
>>154766482Be honest, /heem/... Which brother are you?
>>154766482Fuck her for me, Finald. Fuck her good and respectfully. Respectfully.
>>154766123It means Strickland and Jones broke 2 legends and turned them into bums for the rest of their careers.
>>154766123Adesanya was an overrated roid cheat and pyfer murdered the last bit of his myth
jones broke reyes by losing to him
>>154766708>this rectally savaged by a ten year old fighthave you tried having sex?>>154766650i will do my benst b
>>154766708
dno about you guysbut im the greatest of all time
>>154766736>rectally savagedbut enough about jon jones
>>154766804Sup spammy, still queer?
it's my turn to be spammy? nice
>>154763797>this has happened at every event >its going to happen during my event >in my fight, even
>my turnshut it wonky
>>154766872>But enough about ____Spammy you say this exact phrase literally every single day, who do you think you're fooling?
dead to rites i fear
>>154766885uhhh my posts really stick with you!
Nah fuck that!
What did /heem/ think of The Boys finale?
Gordon Ryan would smoke every one of these RAF bums
Philipines, people forget man, he is a maraauuuuuder
>>154766932Why has your drug addled mind fixated on this phrase to the point where you need to post it 50 times per day?
>>154766950i have no idea what your talmbout and it sounds gay
moved it to monday and she invited me to a party on the weekendfinnish btw things are start to look better for ole clozicular again post gypsy
>>154766950Not great, apparently it only took 1 radiated blast from a jacked Taiwanese boy
>>154767005Fuck you
gordon ryan gets a tummy ache if you whisper the word "donut" in his ear
>>154766950They thems
>>154767005I've got a job interview today in 2 hours wagmi
>>154767011this does look gay
>>154766959that'd be the drugs, playa!
>>154767153Take them stimulants out yo central nervous system, playa!
>>154767071bismalchatri sneedbibi
>>154767225
Hollander
>>154767247*raises kvass*
>>154767225>>154767282le Schaub haha am I fitting in yet XD
Nah trugg that! - Brendan Schaub
>>154767311fit my fist on your chin, "mate"
>>154767071Good luck Sneed. Remember that when a man is confident he operates at his best ability.
>>154767328She could walk my trugg any time
I pull up with Nattie Ice and the Jackson 5
>>154767443I want to abuse this woman
>>154767443sexy skirt!
>>154767431Thanks
The getback had been initiated
www.youtube.com/watch?v=CdHyIbwCYpgit's up
what's up?
>>154766336ddp already did
>>154767607'nana?
>>154767576national parks uh how do they work?
You know what would be the hardest part would be for me when I'm strangling spammy to death?¡ʞɔip ʎɯ :ɹǝʍsu∀
Great, Im an illiterate retard.
Spaddy broke xher
>sneed still trying the hard man act when he's openly admitted to having agp and fucking trannies for yearsbro you're literally a tranny
25 days until Gane fights.
>>154767976>>154768057He won man. It's over. You lost.
>>154768072She*
>>154768071to be honest mate the SOON posting was much better than the countdowns
>>154768071Excellent post.
>>154768080He, xhe, she, whatever it may be. You at least concede with the content of my statement. Sneed won.
Sneedzibart forgive me
Sneed won the first time she sucked hard until her throat hurt bad and then fucked her (male) ass until she came. Next day they fucked her for like 20 minutes and busted inside.
>>154768071Hoenstly? Respect
>>154768247Sneed's penis is big enough for xher (him) to suck and fuck they (his) own penis? Based Sneed!
>>154768293Miss Drew's penis is smaller than 6.75 inches, by her own admission.
>>154763418Rogan trying to fight off a panic attack on that podcast will never not be funny. It’s funnier when you remember he genuinely believes he’s a hardcore stoner.
>>154768071Can't wait to see retards with 0 MMA knowledge kneel and shit their pants when Ciryl knocks out Pooreira.
>>154768494>you'll always be a bitch regardless of what you do or trainHe's right tho, I do juji and mma and Im still a huge bitch afraid of conflict
>>154768627you are african btw if that matters
>>154768655that's how it should beconflict is bad, you shouldn't seek it out unless absolutely neededgetting accustomed to conflict is not a normal thing
>>154768753so is gane
OHHHHHHHHHHHHH
>>154768753>you are african btw if that matters
>>154768968nice selfie
Heeminder that racism is a form of foolishness.
>>154769005african isnt a race
me vs gane
Usdaddy is in trouble.....
usmeng is washed b
Yeah, I don't think Usman has a second wind incoming.His knees are gone, he's getting older.
usmeng just signed a bkfc fight dealyou heard it here first folx
Joshua Hokit Van
>>154769319Usmeng will win so strickGOD can avenge his loss
OHHHHHHHHHH USMAN WITH A RIGHT HANDTHE NIGERIAN NIGHTMARE IS BACKHOW DO YOU DENY HIM A TITLE SHOT NOW?
Extremely based of daner to scam chimaev into a 60 lb weight cut after telling him he's fighting jiri
>>154769005I don't think immigration benefits anyone
I was a Gane fan before he BTFO Cuckspinal. Most of you were saying he'd win ironically as a way to mock him. But me? I always knew he could do it. We need the Gane v Schaub fight
>>154769805Jews who can use the rampant immigration to destabilize the host nation and insert themselves in positions of authority and power due to it
>>154769005B A S E D ASED
I'm not sure if you guys know this but Gane didn't beat Tom.
>>154768494Joe Senior dropped an insane trvke here.
>>154769925Cope harder, Tom
>>154769931Rogan cant suck his dick he showed his dick in that survival show and it was tops 1 inch, callen even commented that he couldn't see it ahahahahahah mtf joey
finner heem this monster voodoo grape
>>154769796It was Ulberg's era, nothing was gonna stop that just like nothing will stop the Gaethje era
Rogan is on camera admitting to waving flaccid penis in his face. Levels.
How Can Mirrors Be Real If Our Eyes Aren't Real
>>154769999broke ass reddit BITCH
hell yeah!
Its been too long sweet prince, the parking is inevitable.
potato man vs cheese rolla was peak kino
*beats the shit out of Khamzat Chimaev*
man why is Islam ducking Ian Garry? Islam vs Garry at the white house would've been a banger
/box/ won
man how do you thinks he's taking the chimaev loss? I bet he killed himself
>>154770122holu fuckin strickBASED
wham bam thank you Hector
Henderson heems bisping.webm
ITS OVER
>>154770158Who's that, your wife's bull?
>>154770158I would sure hope so
>>154770197
>>154770210LOL kill yourself fatty
>>154770228Mad?
I come back to visit to this place after months and I see I'm still living rent free in your heads, kwab
>>154770231lmao you're fat, childless and wifeless
you're revved lol
>>154770242You were my favorite poster keep it up.
Why is this leaf so upset? Get a hobby dude, this is sad.
lol fatass came crawling when his fatass was posted most exercise he's seen in decades
>>154770290lol that looks like a penis
baby hand ass mfer
>>154770213was the follow up necessary
>>154770310
effortlessly cool
ankalaev man wtf happened there?
Phil Baroni whatever happened there?
>>154770348Yes or no, he belongs in the UFC hall of fame
Lee murray, why did he rob that bank?
>>154770313super necessary.
*doesnt press escape to exit full screen*
benson henderson is fighting this weekend lol
*enters thread*
>>154770478I'll never forget the first time I met Robin Black. I had just finished blasting into a glory hole and he trots out from the stall and chats me up about Karate Combat while I washed off my meng.
if fight is 2-2 up until last round, fight should be decided by who got the pic with more aura.
I wanna heal, I wanna feelLike I'm close to something realI wanna let go of the pain I've held so long, somewhere I belong
This is my songAnd no one can take it awayIt's been so longbut now you're hereHere to stay
Boying Strickland has paid off massively for me over the years.
Belals lawfully silent since Strickland won. . . . again
>>154770635In what ways b?
>>154770658Emotionally, financially, sexually
>>154770688based, based, based
>>154770719Takes 1 to know 1
Anyone ITT ever tasted penis? I haven't, but statistically speaking someone here must have.
My goat list? Right here.
>>154770751Khamzat tasted Sean Strickland's meat
umar went to war with corey sneedhagen!
>>154770775Ah yes the Master of the Otter Scorpion Dojo.
>ChatGPT Image May 6, 2026, 04_32_10 PM.png
Belal and Strickland have the same amount of title defenses
genuinely what killed the hype for mma?
REMEMBER THE NAME
>>154770871you did bitch *herms you*
Pereira could have easily ran through aspinal yet he chose the indomitable mountain that is Gane, honestly respect.
>>154770871Conor losingwrestling
>>154770751I can suck my own cock since i am very flexible. It's okay
>>154770871Soulless meta apex killed it
>>154770906thats why he's the GOAT
>>154770871loaded question talmbout your mom
>>154770871fighters manufacturing beef and then kissing post-fight. goes to show you Khabib Gooby is and might be the only real grudge match we will ever have for a while, they are still throwing shade at each other ten years later
>>154763328somebody needs to teach Ilia about tie+collar synergy
what the FUCK was he thinking?
>>154770973toss in miami hoes 101
>>154770997You think white shouldn't have moved their rook there? Why?
>>154771048He probably lost the match shortly after and wants someone to explain how he could have done better.
>>154771048I'm white. his mistake was allowing this move.>>154771085wrong, I dominated and I'm a problem for this division
Oh yeah he lost.
>>154770871A combination of things 1. Covid and Khabib's retirement put a real brake on the Sports momentum. A whole generation of fighters came and went and the UFC did a really bad job to get the Conor-Khabib era casuals to pay attention to them. Now the Covid era fighters are on their way out and there's a new generation of fighters that even less people know about 2. General penny pinching and cost cutting. Apex shows, Abu Dhabi cards, the DWCS. 70% of cards these days are filled with really bad fighters fighting other really bad fighters that the UFC picked up in bulk after a trip to Costco, in the most dead, bereft of aura arenas you can think of. Completely kills any excitement a fan could have watching weekly People want to talk shit about wrestling and boring fights but those existed at every stage in the sports history, including the boom period. The real problem is that the UFC has taken their foot off the gas and they're slowly losing speed until they're going to be brought to a full stop
Conor specifically requested Colby's retirement.
>>154771095Not sure I understand the question then. How am I supposed to know what he was thinking by analyzing 1 of your moves?
grab him by the scruff of the chest and slap the little nose off him, ye? little ding dong of a thing he is ye
almost there b
Still waiting on my exclusive governing utility rewards from my smesh bros blockasset nfts.
>>154770997your biggest problem isnt the move, but the game in which you play. as you can see the game of chess is being displayed when in fact checkers is being played.
Max Hollow Ay
The New York Bad Ass
bros my profit boost and no sweat bet runs out at midnight is this good value?!
>>154771276Yes hello
>>154771294Bet $200 or no balls
>gooby loses>khabib starts throwing shade at him on social media>gooby wins and demands an immediate title shot against islam
The Natural Born Killer Phil Baroni
Phil "She Was Already Dead When I Came In (Her)" Baroni
Conor Soldier of God McGregor
Sean The Natural Promise Strickland
Raul the unnatural fucking freak Rosas Jr
Andy Wang
If Alistair Overeem were chinese his name would be Escalator Over Me
>>154771389One of the most punchable faces since 1900
>>154771389otto van habsburg
>>154771404If he were chinese his name would be Overeem Alistair
>>154771389This guy gets poon tang. Take an look in the mirror weem.
>>154771428alright fuck you
Steve Garcia. Garcia Steve.
Ilia will chase you all the way to heavyweight pisslam Tik tok
>>154771456Is that Brandon Herrera?
does the red sauce at chinese food places make you want to HEEM individuals?
>>154771481>brazza moving up multiple weight classesbe serious b
>>154771456
gaethje is going to adjust that midgets attitude
no one actually thinks garth can win
keep doubting gaethje and see where that lands you
I beleive in Gathje
>tfw gaethje and gane are both notorious eyepokersuhhhh shite house bros...
Only chance at victory Justin has is if he sneaks in enriched from Iran
>>154771389Unironically he has a good skull he just needs an underbite surgery and a nose job. Will propably do none of that because of real one syndrome
gaethjes got two bombs in his hands, im surprised the kids allowed near the White House
>>154771502nah it makes me sleepy desu
>>154771622dicey dicey...
>>154771481is that guy died
Hoenstly? I sense an James Vick 2.0 situtation here
Gaethje by round 3 KO. bye bye little spanish faggot see you next fall
Sneed
Blow me up with an 250mm artillery shell if gaethje wins
Justin will have a dirty bomb for Ilia people forgot his manager was at 9/11
>>154771694start preparing your estate.
bruh garth was getting lit up by paddy
>>154771702
>>154771714he really wasnt tho, justin lit him the fuck up
Usman would have destroyed Khamzat at welterweight. Let me just say I won't be surprised when Justin knocks Ilia out.
ilia is so fucked
>>154771738paddy outlanded him mate
Trump is in his evil era I expect him to pull out no stops and shoot Ilia with gay beam lasers and Havana syndrome dews to cap to ensure victory
The UFC is trying to make Topturo vs Pisslam there's no chance they let Gaycheese win
>>154771768sounds like a plan b
>>154771761Jutsin said Paddy hit like an bitch so he didnt care about defense
the blitzkrieg will be there for Gaethje
>>154771783>Let Justin got heemed stiffed by the biggest pillow fisted featherweight in the game Justin is probably going to khabib this shit and just shoot for takedowns the whole fight
>>154771891he can't outwrestle ilia, leg kicks will be his only effective offense
Honestly as the resident heem advisor since Justin was crying about his pay Arman should just pay him his purse to pull out and give us a real fight, like if you agree
>>154772004I'm replying because I want to make it clear that I do not like your post.
>>15477200476 rastas thought it was a "dis i like" button
Let's be real for those of us who know ball know it's coming. Arman has been aura farming like a viermirice farmer and Justin just got heemed stiffed by the biggest pillow fist in the game
you know gooby is actually going to fight this time because its the first time in 5 years that chandler is unavailable.
>viermiricewhat did he mean by this
Ilias resume runs circles against canners
>>154772194viet rice farmer duh
whats the freshest body ever collected?even gooby was pre heemed by floyed when khabib collectedilia's every win was just past their primeislam ..prime smiff might be the only good win but jones cheated so that barely even counts
Let me get this straight, Ilia is supposed to win by standing and trading on the feet with the human highlight reel Justin Gaethje? lmao, we'll see how well that works out for him
>>154772391>>154772391>>154772391
>>154772398Oof dead sport
