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>you will live to see george springer being forced to retire on the marlinsholy based
kwab
OMG
Shirts off for another Cardinal victory.
>>154764316Metsbros.. Will we ever make it to 30??
*flips bat on a fly out*
Gawd I need a sucker...
>>154764323edit: actually we should dump him back on the asstros, thats somehow more of a humiliation ritual
ITFGTALWP
>doyerpacos barely squeak out a lucky win when a 10 ERA pitcher was on the mound>go ballisticwhy are they like this?
For me, it's Cristopher Sanchez
>The Chicago White Sox have acquired left-handed pitcher Joe Rock from the Tampa Bay Rays in exchange for infielder Oliver Dunn. Rock has been optioned to Class AAA Charlotte.>To make room for Rock on the 40-man roster, the White Sox have transferred catcher Kyle Teel to the 60-day injured list.
>>154764496You made those names up
>>154764316Nice thread stupidface!
>>154764393red rocket
I pooped and now my butt hurtsGo Phillies
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sneks :)
>>154764496What a steal for the rays Dunn is mashing
>>154764461>58.5% groundball rate
>>154764564
el nino caca kek
>>154764496More smart baseball from the Rays.
>>154764542>>154764563Thanks I made it while dropping a huge stinky mest in the toilet you can make the next one
bad morning
Rays are the only team playing fundamentally solid.
if the mets learn how to hold onto a 5-0 lead, they'll win a lot more games
Me if I wasn't retired
Are the Jints the worst team in Baseball?
>>154764701Anaels
>>154764701there is no shame in losing to one of mlbs marquee teams
>>154764496Why do the Rays always keep winning?
gm
Why do teams still make trades with the Rays? Rays fleece them everytime.
recker on the grid! why didnt babe ruth work for 10 wins on the braves? boston braves in the 1910s shouldve worked
>>154764804like cristopher sanchez for curtis mead?
>>154764784gay mets to you too
>>154764812Curtis Mead will be a Aussies baseball HOFer, Sanchez wasn't even an all star last year KEK.
>>154764808That logo is clearly the Atlanta Braves. Does a Milwaukee Braves pitcher work?
>>154764843>>154764812Why the white sox let Mead go like that? What were they thinking?
>>154764496FLEECED
Why don't the Padres make coaching changes now and hire a new hitting coach that can fix Tatis asap?
https://www.mlbtraderumors.com/2026/05/rays-select-oliver-dunn-ben-williamson-injured-list.htmlRays won.
Livvy Dunn to da rays
>>154764975Big news
The girlcott continues!
>>154764564phwoar, kino swing
>>154764850>That logo is clearly the Atlanta Braves. Does a Milwaukee Braves pitcher work?yes
>>154765035yanks/redsox deep state trying to memoryhole braves legend babe ruth
>>154764998Pardon?
>>154764975i could see livvy leaving skeenes for Chandler Simpson
Check em
>>154764998>girlcott enters 3rd day>/mlb/ genny in turmoil
I'm hoping for an indefinite 'girl'cott
MEET OUR DEMANDS OR THE GIRLCOTT WILL CONTINUE
>>154764989mogged by any random asian
Bros, I just found out hall of fame broadcaster Jon Miller is not allowed to call games in Arizona ever since his "Bush League" rant about the DBacks.
>>154765086see>>154765076
>>154764989>>154765089Armpit mogged by Alysa Liu
>>154765113Went to get coffee today and the barista had raccoon hair
that skank is so gross
>>154765144Don’t talk about your mama like that
>>154765030what's the draw for Ceylon? Is it a more niche Bali?
>>154765086I'll give you a chance! I promise!
>>154765161cant really tell you why im here without potentially doxxing myself but gonna do some sightseeing later on in the tripnever been to india but I imagine sri lanka is like india but without cunts everywhere, shit everywhere, scammers everywhere, rubbish everywhere etc etc. so nice to tick off going to india without having to go there
>>154765193are you a cricket pro?
>>154765200nah, been a decade since I played but I did play at a high level
First canadians, now sri lankans. This will be a full blown jeet genny if we don't fight back.
White Sox
>>154764323He’s been swinging out of the zone for a few games now. Yet he’s still producing.
We doing pre game show today
Alysa Liu is a piece of shit.
can't believe the yanks let the blow gays earn a wild card spot yesterday
>>154765250'fraid so
Dylan Cease has a RyMac problem. Ryan McMahon is 6-14 against Dylan Cease.
>World Cup is coming>No Paco chicano is hyping itIsn't that the sport of their motherland?
>>154765254>seetheattleIchiro isn't the hit king, that’s Derek Jeter.
>still mad at Alysa Liu
>>154765265>No pacos shitting up the board with even more divegrass threadsI'm not complaining.
>hating on AlysaI sleep
it's not her fault she's ugly
girls who hate baseball aren't welcome here
She's only guilty of not being more Chinese looking.
>>154764449cause they just snuck a run across the best closer in baseball cause he can't into pickoffs lmao
>>154765353What is she some kinda Chinese guy?
>>154765347Girls don’t like baseball
>>154765360I dunno mang
>>154765371Girlcotted
>>154764808Ruth pitched for the Boston RED SOX in the 1910s. He ended his career with the Braves in the 1930s.
could be an erection day
George Springer has decreased his batting average from .211 to .196 in this series against the Yankees.
Cam Schlittler has a really good cutter that he can front door and back door.
I could suck a cock or two
Muncy mindfucked Miller
>>154765540I only get head from t girls I don’t fuck them or pleasure them. I do have a fetish for pleasuring whores in the fitting rooms of designer stores though.
>walking Grishblowgaydoo ‘em!
A RICIAN OPPO GAP SPLITTERMEN AT THE CORNERS NO OUT
SÁNCHEZ DROPS IT AND GRISHAM SCORES
Jazz Chisholm Jr has a career high 12 stolen bases through May 20th
I got my gap split by men on the corner
Jazz goes down on strikes but he still had a good at bat and saw a lot of pitches.
That’ll do it but the RBI single by Judge puts the Yankees up 1-0.
>>154765419ty
Hey /mlb/, uh I was just wondering uh just baseball in general do you ever see a team going undefeated in the regular season that being as dominant as the Pats and the Dolphins where they run the table. Do you think that could be that could happen in baseball? Like didn't the Yankees at one year win 120 in the regular season? Like they were good but they weren't as dominant as the Patriots or other teams that have went undefeated. Obviously football has less games they couldn't have won more games they but football has less games, but I just don't think that we've seen a team that dominant enough to take control of the regular season like that I think baseball just has a lot of parity.
When is /mlb/ going to step in and do something about the schizo Yankee poster?
>>154765598why do they steal so much
Varsho drills one to right center field, à solo shot tied the game 1-1
>>154765627>doyerpacos>cubtrannies>reckerfags>alysaposters>bugpostersI will take any of these psychos over this schizo
The blue jays approach at the plate is so tiring. Just foul everything off and strikeout eventually
A base hit keeps the inning alive by Andres Giménez
>>154765627Just start running Dominicans over with your car at random until it stops
2 on 2 out for Springer
SPRINGER STRIKES OUT LOOKING
A VOLPONIAN 417 FT BLAST TO CF2-1 Yanks
stinkees can't possibly lose 2 straight to the blow gays
Welcome to Checkers, may I take your order?
SPENCER JONES GOES BACK TO BACK WITH A SOLO SHOT TO RIGHT FIELD 3-1 Yanks
A pair of runs across the frame with no outsAND WELLS WITH AN INFIELD SINGLE AS KAZUMA OKAMOTO CANT FIELD IT CLEARLY
>spamming fagkees schizo is herei'm out
Trent Grisham is out an overturned ABS strike 3 call
Ben Rice GIDPInning overThe long ball is working however
Cam Schlittler hits the inside corner on Yohendrick Pinango and he is out looking
Vladdy to the third deck with a 426 ft oppo taco 3-2 Yanks
I wanted the genny about this retard when he accused me of reporting him to the mods because he didn’t know how public IP addresses work. Now he’s driving everyone off the board with his attention whoring faggotry.
Okamoto walks
same except the cubstrannies
VARSHO GROUND INTO A DOUBLE PLAYÀ 3-2 BALLGAME INTO THE BOTTOM OF THE 3rd
shittler is washed
Giménez with a 95 mph bullet to throw Bellinger out at first
A 1-2-3-inning for Yesavage
Quickly 2 away for Schlittler
Jazz takes the force out at second to get Giménez 1 left on for Toronto
KAZUMA OKAMOTO CANT COME UP WITH IT À 103 MPH BULLET TO THIRD BASE BY RYAN MCMAHON
OH AND IT DROPS IN FRONT OF CLEMENTVOLPE WITH HIS SECOND KNOCK OF THE GAME
JONES BEATS OUT THE DOUBLE PLAYVOLPE FORCED OUT AT SECONDRYMAC TO THIRD
Austin wells gets set down on strikes4 strikeouts for Yesavage and 2 away
That is that.A couple hits but they can’t get em home
can't leave runners on like that
Schlittler is effectively working both sides of the plate
No one will see this amid the Yankee schizo posts, but I was molested by my uncle who is a massive cards fan. This was only two weeks ago
>>154765893It’s because Wells has never been a good offensive catcher and he’s batting 9th so you turnover the lineup into Trent Grisham, a man who’s batting in the .160s…
3 up 3 down for Schlittler
Why aren't the jannies doing anything about this faggot
Can’t wait for the yanks to crash and burn again so this faggot disappears
Aaron Judge has a .975 OPS, could he be slowing down at 34 years old?
>>154765931He's fucking with my filter, he has to die.
2 down bases empty for Cody BellingerHe’s been a great free agent sign
>>154765942Seething kek
>noooooooo you can’t talk about baseball in the baseball thread!
Bellinger is out trying to stretch à hard grounder into a double
Jake Bird and Tim Hill are warming
>spamming my ootp play by play is actually baseball discussion
2 away on a strikeout and popup
There is no baseball on right now. You are not talking about a baseball game. It is all a delusion in your mind and you are shitting up this thread with it. Of all the shitty posters in this genny, you are by far the worst
2 away for Yariel Rodríguez
Instead of that spamming faggot, turn your attention to how awful my Mariners have it.
7th inning stretch Yankees 3Blue Jays 2
It is swingman and former blue jay Ryan Yarborough out of the pen
Springer with a sizzling shot to center fieldThe tying run is aboard and the go ahead run is at the plate
1 left for Toronto it is still a 3-2 ballgame Mason Fluharty to start the bottom of the 7thHe’s been managing 1 strikeout per inning and has been reliable for the Jays Braden Fisher and Tyler Roger’s warming
if the stinkees blow his one to the blow gays...
"Dad, what was it like being a Dodger fan when the McCourts owned them?"
Spencer Jones battled for a long time but goes down swinging
https://x.com/i/status/2057111479560610113Metsbros... :')Really rooting for Thornton tonight
A 1-2-3-inning for Fluharty.Jake Bird takes the mound for the 8th.Bird has been doing well as far as generating strikeouts.
Vladimir Guerrero Jr grounds out to third baseman Ryan McMahon and Kazuma Okamoto strikes out swinging.2 away for the hot Daulton Varsho
VARSHO UP THE MIDDLETHE TYING RUN IS IN SCORING POSITION THATS 2 XBH FLR VARSHO TONIGHT
>Not Recommend (Thumbs Down)OOTP 26 has completely ruined franchise mode with its extreme over-normalization of player abilities. Star players no longer feel special — everyone is just marginally better or worse than everyone else. This kills the excitement of acquiring talent and makes managing a team feel pointless and unengaging.Perfect Team mode is somewhat entertaining at first, but it quickly hits a wall once whales dominate the market, making it nearly impossible to compete without spending real money. You might enjoy the game in short bursts, but I would not recommend buying it at full price.
Jesús Sánchez pops it up to end the frame A good outing from Bird
NOW BEN RICE IS ABOARD ON À LEADOFF SINGLE
A JUDGIAN OPPO 2 RUN BLAST 5-2 YANKS
Schneider hooks Fluharty and puts in Rogers
Schlitter vs. Yesavage...mamma mia
JAZZ DUNKS ONE INTO LF1 ABORD 1 OUT
it's over
Bellinger pops it up2 down for Anthony Volpe
Volpe grounds outLast chance for the Blue Jays
1 gone in the 9th
put the blow gays away
À fly ball into center field Jones takes it in for the outBoone pulls Bird after an immaculate outing and puts in Tim Hill
sneks got a good opportunity to make up alot of ground in the west these next 2 weeks
imagine what this dude looks like irl. guaranteed man titties and fucked up face. prob never leaves his bedroom
Tyler Heineman battled and rips one into center but Bellinger makes the catch BALLGAME OVERSERIES OVERBLUE JAYS OVERDAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA YAAAANKEEEEES WINDAAAAA YANKEES WIN
>>154764449>poodre loses his personal World Series>has a meltdown over it on a Greek stop animation forumWhy are they like this?
>>154766244kek yeah and yet he wants us to believe he's a cubs girl
Pitcher Lines:Trey Yesavage (L)4.0 IP6 H4 SO1 BB 3 ERCam Schlittler (W)5.2 IP7 H6 SO1 BB2 ERRyan Yarborough (HLD, 1), Jake Bird (HLD, 7), Tim Hill (SV, 1) Position Player LinesAaron Judge2 for 4 - HR, 3 RBIAnthony Volpe2 for 4 - HR, RBI, RSpencer Jones1 for 3, HR, RBI, RBen Rice 2 for 4 - RDaulton Varsho2 for 4 - HR, 2B, RBI, RVladimir Guerrero Jr2 for 4 - HR, RBI, RJesus Sanchez 1 for 4 - 2BAndres Giménez 2 for 4 - SO
>genny literally unusable again
>>154766312He’s a mentally ill dominican
>tfw I’m at a St. Louis Cardinals game and all the sexy men in the bleachers start taking their shirts off
>>154766340Every team is going to be doing this by the end of the month, I already saw three other teams do it since the cardinals did.
>>154766338I no mentally ill papi
the missus will need me to pork her soon then i can focus on baseball
the missus name: alberta einstein
No missus will allow any men to pork anything. GIRLCOTTED
is yankee spammer still spamming?
>>154766396No the "game" is over for today.
Pregame up next
blow gays lost bigly
>>154766356I saw that it happened at the Tigers game yesterday. That group wasn’t particularly big, but they still made up probably half the total fans, and it was like a 4-3 ballgame at that point. Insanely sad.
Mets bros did you know if you lead 5-0 at the 3rd inning and then final result is 9-6 to the opposition its a loss. How do you stay motivated after shit like that, thats demoralizing
>>154766434Saw a few on recap rundown, think it was marlins and guardians doing it too
>>154766440>Nolan McFAGGet Da next deGrom!
call pest control the gennys got a rat problem
>>154766456Dominican swamp rats?
>>154766340I watched 3 balls games yesterday and they all did it too, at the Rays, Rockies (apparently their one is a form of protest against the Monforts) and the Mariners game. Its not very eyecandy and it only works when the stadiums is full house.
>>154766478I no rat papi
think you might be gay son
Yankees LOSE!
It's O time
>>154766340Admiration for hooligans
let's go reds
>>154766553Many people are saying this
>>154766547Are we actually going to let these people in for the world cup?
stankeedoo ‘em
>>154766498Yankees won according to the tentative models
>>154765908How do I respond to this?
>>154765908you were asking for it
I could use a firm cock in me arse
>>154766568"Those people" haven't existed since the late 90s. Hooliganism is dead
Who’s better? Elly or Bobby
>>154766568Nah, hooligans don’t really exist any more. England fans nowadays kind of look like this
>>154766609… or this
>>154766568You maybe on the right end of the bargain this. The ones who can afford tickets this time around are the upper middle class people they just stay at the bars before the game and chat no fighting no nothing. Hooliganism is assosciated with the working class chavs and they cant afford $2k for a ticket.
soccer hooligans got ran out by the george floyd kneelers. it's a pozzed sport now
>>154766624they got ran out by UEFA after 1989 Hillsborough gamer moment
abby or lauren
Yankfags really speed ran becoming the biggest fags on this general. A generational run really.
>>154766609>>154766622This is what it's like now, lol
>>154766576schizoid models have been debunked
How would baseball hooligans work though. It has to be tiring to scrap rival 162 games a year + postseason before pre and post game.
>>154766667Baseball is a gentleman’s game
>>154766652they've been mindfucked in the playoffs one too many times
>>154766314How does OOTP handle day by day simulations?
>>154766649erica
>>154766652Yea that anime spamming Yankees fan is honestly a welcomed relief compared to the schizo. Pretty sure he hates the schizo too
>two outs against the raysOs about to give up 7 runs
hope nola survives the first, nigga looked exhausted during warmup throws
Did you guys see the video where Murakami is talking with Ichiro? Ichiro looks like he could still play today what a legend.
>>154766698The slopfag autist? Pretty sure he jerks off to those gens, but yea he’s no where near as annoying as the spamming retard.
>>154766731Yeah they all do it.
>>154766662THEYVE been extremely well at predicting who will contribute at the plate however.
>>154766652It’ll still be a race for 3rd place as long as doyerpacos and poodrespacos exist
>>154766764Shit talking baseball rivalry > blogposting your baseball sim results to yourself every day and it’s not even close.
>>154766758it's nice to see shohei showing reverence for an elder. ive been bothered in recent years by how demonstrative, ebullient, and unreserved he's gotten on the field, especially as a batter. he's lost a lot of the decorum that made him so endearing as an angel
>>154766704Go O's!
>>154766790The NL is low class and tacky.
>>154766786the worst are any homosexuals and anyone posting bugs or halfbugs, there's a darkness over this gennie
>>154766725im responding to my own post. i told you this nigga doesnt have it today, he was laboring in warmups
>>154766786trying to ignore one autist sperging about their favorite team > trying to ignore a bunch of shitposters, many of them aren’t even baseball fans, arguing over which one of their SNCA cities is better
>>154766806Not even close to as bad as the Yankees schizo. At least with bug posters the genny is still functional. That schizo makes it impossible to post while he does his OOTP simulation
>>154766828my eyes kind of glaze over his posts because he's a tripfag though. but ill accept your point, maybe he could oblige and be less offensive by posting ootp screenshots instead of play by playing it, id probably click on a few i used to sim with it
>>154766805The NL has always been the underachieving, still-living-at-parents-house older brother, while the AL has been the successful, trailblazing younger brother who still loves the NL unconditionally
>>154766859He’s not a tripfag cause he’s too new to know how to trip. It really sent him over the edge a few weeks back kek.
Reminder: blame the cubmetscord
>its not my fault blame the thing in my head that doesn’t existkek stankeedoo ‘em, a jizzian excuse!
>>154766667Baseball is too chill for that, NFL would be where hooligans would show up.
Pregame up next dodger bro
>>154766914Other yankfags unironically tried to blame the genny stankeedoo posting for his autism
>>154766790You must have had an aneurysm when the Batista bat flip happened
>>154766953They were talking about bat flips on the radio this morning. Its funny to think about how much of an uproar Bautistas was, but by today's standards it was a rather tame celebration.
Rays pregame now
>>154766984That was what, ten years ago? Players are bat flipping for walks now.
>>154766918This. Baseball and football have entirely different cultures. Going to an MLB game is kind of like attending a family cookout, where your sister’s fiancée that everyone secretly dislikes shows up, and arguments don’t really shape up unless he’s had too much to drink. Going to an NFL game is more like visiting a political protest, where people are bound to act radical to get their message across and it doesn’t take much to set people off.
Rays would be unstoppable if Wander Franco wasn't a pedo
>chandler chimpson
>gaylor wart
FAGkees kek
>>154767015No there are just more drunk people at NFL games because of tailgating
>>154766973>>154766936Hold on this is importantAre you using OOTP or The Show?
>>154767041Didn't they also have a promising pitcher that died in a boat crash? why do they keep losing players?
go on
>>154767077My dinky hurts
>>154767083too smart for their own good
>the 21-28 orioles What a KWAB
>>154767090TARPS OFF
>>154767077I use a bad dragon mostly
>>154767090it's been spreading to other stadiums too
>>154767090Woooow
>>154766900How exactly did the Mets get dragged into the cubsgirl vs gay louis shitposting war? That is a central bro conflict.
>>154767128not the first time st louis has had a super spreader event. i still remember that nasty bout of super AIDS that broke out from the section 69 men's bathroom handicap stall
>>154767139>those natives they- they all…. THEY ALL HAVE THIR SHIRTS OFF!!! OH MY HECKIN SCIENCE IT’S JUST LIKE MY FAVORITE BASEBALL TEAM, THE ST. LOUIS CARDINALS(tm)!!!! Would you mind if I reposted this, kind sir?
>>154767182I look like this and say this
when you’re prepping the bull and he takes his shirt off and it reminds you of your favorite team, the St. Louis Cardinals
>>154767155I was there!
>>154767147We are all St. Louis fans
We need less baseball and more divegrass.
>>154767228That guy has an LA hat somewhere in his house
>>154767243buried under the totino's pizza boxes
the Saint Louis Cardinals (who are rebuilding) have a better record than the cubs
>>154767256I look, dance, and order grubhub like this
poodrepacos kek
>the genny is still damaged from cubs vs doyers
>Colombian Heritage week at the Rays ballpark May 29thInteresting
>cubs girls>gay louis>gaysconsin we need detente
>>154767390Reds men should serve as mediators
>polar pete
>tampon gays
>Wes Shittens
>>154767338shut the fuck up
>>154767390Get girlcotted incel freak
>>154767461sorry…
>>154766758>>154766731The original God Ichiro
My feet are hot and swollen
>>154767390>>154767407I'll represent the Brewers
the andy pages of last year -- who was still all star level -- would not have drawn out a long at bat and the sac fly like he did yesterday
In any dispute the intensity of feeling is inversely proportional to the value of the issues at stakeThis is why flyover rivalries are so bitter
the anthony volpe of last year -- who was still all star level -- would not have drawn out a long at bat and the extra base hit like he did yesterday
>>154767529he did something too?
>>154767473I apologize. I shouldn't have been so aggressive
reminder that most flyovers are literally brain damaged from lead exposure
>>154767390We can’t go on like this
>>154767540>no Seattle or San Diego/MLB/ btfo
>>154767542if you popped those with a needle she'd go flying into center field. we like em natural
>>154767539It was my mistake, I didn’t know.
>Jack Leiter pitching again for the RangersBatten down the hatches boys we got another Jack Leiter humiliation ritual tonight at the Rockies
>>154767563It's true. This is a natty genny.
I'm a man! A Reds man!
>>154767534He’s increasing his trade value at the moment, I think the Braves or Padres will land him at the deadline
Vargas confirmed day to day.
why are the mets so bad?
>>154767628what the fuck happened?
>>154767643Cubs mindfucked that mutt
>>154767628w...w..what keeps growing?
>>154767628>it keeps growingShe was referring to my penis
>>154767643Mariners' pitcher Luis Castillo threw a 98 mph heater right into his left hand.
cubsissies seem a little mindbroken recentlysurely they won that series against the whitesox, the worst team in baseball
cubans aren't mutts thats just how the spanish look
>>154767628Is this the fabled soxgirl?
>>154767665what the fuck? I never expected the mariners to be such a classless dickmove organization. I hope they fucking pay for this
>>154767620The braves don't need another bum SS we already have kim
>>154767698I mean it's not like he did it on purpose. I think.
>>154767666Braves series mindbroke them
>>154767665>>154767698Popesox struck first.
>>154767750that was bullshit umpball
>>154767713I’m not a GM, I don’t care what they need/don't and I’m not going to play GM. Volpe is a good player.
>>154767760You wanna get rung up?
>>154767760>>154767750QRD?
MLB teams hitting under .240:1998: 01999: 02000: 02001: 02002: 02003: 02004: 02005: 02006: 02007: 02008: 02009: 02010: 12011: 22012: 52013: 52014: 42015: 02016: 12017: 12018: 82019: 42020: 112021: 122022: 142023: 82024: 112025: 92026: 15 so far
>>154767773Interference with a baserunner so umps scored a run instead of an out at home.
OKLAHOMA PADRES!They play tornado sirens whenever they hit a home run.
>>154767783Someday I’ll tell my grandkids that I got to see the last .300 hitter
Haha what if all the cubs girls took of their shirts at the game?
>>154767791They should have put him at third, was obvious he ran into him on purpose and would probably not have scored anyway.
>>154767833We'll think about it after the girlcott
RHODE ISLAND RED SOXThey play flooding sirens whenever they hit a homerun
>>154767791>>154767772The baserunner was way out of the baseline running path.
will seattle ever win a game again?
>>154764316>KC and Detroit bottom 5 in the majorsWeren't those two predicted to be battling for top of the AL Central?
>>154767769ok then stop larping as a gm
Can the Mets win tonight?
phillies kicking it around the infield
What happened to Michael Tauchman
>>154767932he hurt his knee or something
>Volpe is a good player
Reds!
>>154767906Never.
>>154767932injured>mest
Future Padre utility man
I found your X account, ethan.
>>154767783I mean there’s a really simple solution to this epidemic: limit the amount of pitching changes in a game1. It incentivizes teams to keep their starters in the game as long as they’re not shitting the bed. Batters have an increased chance of facing them for a 3rd or 4th time during a game.2. Because starters are pitching more innings, they are getting increased exposure to the public, improving their marketability.3. It discourages teams from spamming their roster with 100mph fireballers who practically throw their arm out every outing and have a shelf life of one inning.4. It decreases the risk of injury because of above.5. It minimizes the dead air time that happens during pitching changes.
>>154768101This is a MySpace genny
>>154767783Too many teams playing dominican ball
my club is batting .263
volpe isn't a name it's an esoteric Sabermetrics stat
>>154768129its a friendster genny
My Raysies :))))))
cheating rays
Live journal general thobeit
The rays continue to be the smartest club in beisbol.
>>154768251Oliver Dunn will be an allstar.
>>154768269What about Livvy Dunn
>>154768279She transitioned
>>154768283What did Skenes say about this
>doggiedoos getting cocky like Randy isn't about to toss a gem against them
based florida :)
>>154764316who suffers more? Mets fans or Angels fans?
Gg rays
philthies KEK
Sal Stewart :D
>>154768367Angels fans. They had 2 of the best players of the century and didn’t win a playoff game with either of them. Mets made the NLCS two years ago.
pitchers are terrified of nick kurtz this season
>>154768367Angels easilywhat players remotely close to Trout and Ohtani caliber did the Mets waste?
>>154768415>>154768411this myth was busted
>>154768367Mets fanatics. They have a bad club and are stuck in New Jersey.
>>154768411>>154768415this was deboonked
>>154768451>>154768430>MUH DEBOONKWe've all seen the image, nobody cares.
m's. went to the game last night, had fun for 8 innings, less fun after that.
kek filthies
>>154768430>>154768451Please explain
sneks
>>154768618Have you seen the lineup for this game? Someone thinks they could get fired.
>>154766861AL only has 4 teams above .500
Yea I'm thinking my Os are are complete trash.
It's time for Mariners baseball. Cole Young batting leadoff.
>>154768705what happened?
I am lowering my LDL cholesterol with diet and porking the missus
>>154768653Basically the Dane compiled a graph of how many times Trout and Ohtani were in the same lineup uninjured and it was far less than expected so people seethed at facts and stats
>>154768661>>154768805You'll be fine, you're facing Sean Burke. Remember?
Which would you rather have on your club: Byron Buxton or Mike Trout? You have 5 seconds.
>>1547688684.10 ERA might as well be 1.09 against the m's. and it's a weekday day game. We'll see what happens.
>>154768891the keyword there was rememberliterally look at what happened the last time you faced Burke
>>154768852>it was nearly 3 entire seasons and they came in fourth place every year except for one third place finish holy cope lmao
>>154768852Trout and Ohtani may not have played together for long but between 2012 and 2023 the Anaels had a player that finished top 5 in MVP every year, and did jack shit with it.
>>154768924>>154768852Just post the image.
>>154768919He's throwing a perfect game.
>>154768415Scherzer and Syndergard?
>>154768919Means nothing, this team is too inconsistent, they could make him look like a cy young candidate right now.
>>154768946>>154768919>Sean "Philip Humber" Burke
>>154768952Mets made the World Series with Syndegaard.
>>154768814>GunnarMassive regression. Dude has been trash all year>AlonsoRegressed, but starting to heat up. Honestly not too worried about him>WestburgMad of glass and out for the year. This injury hurts the most. Guy is a great ball player and we would be a lot better with him>Taylor WardNot what I was expecting, but guy is a walk machine. Hasn't really been hitting a lot of homers though>RutchDoing better this year, unfortunately we are probably going to trade him this year. It's going to sting because he's my favorite >Holliday Was hurt and just getting back now>BasalloThis guy is legit>Beavers Hurt and not that great>CowserLolAdd to nearly every hitter underperforming, Alonso is our best fielder and the rotation is the worst in the league. It's actually shocking how bad this team is. They looked pretty good on paper in the off-season, but holy shit I have just seen nothing but garbage all year. Either way fuck it, I am an Os fan and am immune to seeing this team suck. Been watching them since we had Mussina. Losing doesn't phase me anymore. I was born into this
>>154768814LOL what a cold take! It’s funny to think back to a few years ago after Gunnar, Adley, and Jackson were called up that people thought the Orioles would be the next powerhouse haha…….. wait a second, Peff made that tweet in December 2025… Jesus.
"It hit him in the meat... I don't even watch a game on TV without wearing a cup."Terry Francona couldn't believe Reds pitcher Chase Burns was cupless
>>154768935Why would I have saved that retards copepost? Does the angels training not bear any responsibility for keeping their players healthy?
Cole "jp walkford :)" Young
Cole is bad at stealing.
>>154768814This is a common sports folly you tend to see on reddit where someone tries to hype up a team by just naming players on the roster. You see it all the time after the NFL draft. X team is going to be SCARY with Player A, Player B, Player C, Player D, Player E, Player F, Player G, Player H, Player I, and Player J.
Uh oh that "fire your manager" magic might be starting to run dry for the Phillies
Oh yeah this is going to be a disaster.
Philthies kek
>>154769106kek
ketel is due to hit .400 for a month
Did signing one Jap really fix the Pope Sox
>le good guy Mike Trout, leader of the loveable loser angels How did this narrative not die when it was revealed he was paying the team drug dealer to eat his pimples, who then used that money plus the cash from their other humiliation rituals to buy the fentanyl that killed Tyler Skaggs?
Do the angels play by a giant substation which makes their players get injured like the rams do
all the correct teams are winning today
>>154768882Trout
>>154769061This is how Reddit talks about their teams during hot stove, they rely on Fangraphs ZIPS model to project WAR for each player they sign. Mets looked REALLY good after that.
Something is fucked up with Hancock.
>>154769128I guess the Pope is probably also helping somewhere
If the Nats had anything even resembling a pitching staff they'd be a tnreat
>>154768996Elias is damn good at drafting and scouting, but the guy cannot put a major league roster around them. He's probably getting fired once the Os are eliminated. Wouldn't mind him handling the draft and selling off our players. Would be a twisted bit of irony to see him trade Adley who was his first pick ever in the draft
Why hasn't Hasbara come to the mets aid?
>>154769061>>154769179This is why /mlb/ has better baseball discussion. We don't rely on phony metrics. We just intuitively know ball.
>>154769063If I was a GM, I'd fire the manager after every loss to get the permanent bonus
do dback fans lowkey have the hottest girls?
"know ball" is a ebonics term being imported from /nfl/the hispanic-coded regulars of this genny will not tolerate it
>>154769228okay "ball knower". tell me>>154768882
>>154769266Seems that way
>>154768882T
>nobletigersox
My chihuahuas got gaped 7-23 by Round Rock!
>>154769266mets
NOBLETIGER ALERT
>>154769357Pic unrelated
For me it’s the TOOTBLAN
Ouch!Popesox are a very dirty ballclub!
>>154769410is that supposed to be revenge for Vargas?
>>154769422probably not, randy gets hit all the time
>>154769357not even close, and definitely not your assless koreans.
>>154769352that's not a real score line
>>154769449>>154769357Battle of mid dot jpeg
Dom double! M's somehow lead!
>sean burka
>>154769464nah dbacks girl is cute af. this one too.
>>154769352If it makes you feel better, we'll give you Fermin soon
>Jack Leiter is at it again.
>>154769449Good lord that is one spicy tamale
>>154769352there's no way that's a real team so you lucked out on that front
have they ever tried playing a game where they made the baserunners run clockwise around the basepaths instead?
>>154769541having a swimming pool in your park is cheating thatd be like if the dodgers install a strip club in left field
>>154769643I heard that's how they run in the southern hemisphere
>>154769541that's a man face
>>154769643Sounds like something Bill Veeck would have tried
/cric/ is that way lil fella --->
>>154769663
LET'S WIN AGAIN, KING JAY88KING TUCK KING JAY
>>154769782>>154769769>see this shit in the genny>look up the game>it's 1 - 1>against the chisox
>>154769817This is why we need the girlcott to end.
>>154769817>it's only just begun :)>it's only just begun :(
>>154769817If it’s never so over then how can you ever be so back?
>>154768993>trading Adley The absolute state of fans who can’t enjoy the game and stop trying to be a GM.
>>154769841i think its time we cave to their demands
>>154769817>>154769853you can never be so far gone that you cannot find a we're so back within yourself
>>154769449Ass is too big
time to a write a complaint letter to the Rangers against Jack Leiter
>>154769859>>154769841Please I beg you stop talking crazy talk.
>>154769859I'm looking to hire some scabs to break the girlcott.
>jints
>>154769853based philosophical shenmue poster.
Girlcott sisters, /mlb/ is going to cave to our demands
>>154769896Last time we tried that the scabs all detransitioned into Reds men
>>154764333le mao, no way this is real
>>154769915it is. screencapped it from the broadcast myself.
this padgers and snekjints infighting has given enough ground for the Rocks to sneak up
>drives through thread
*caves to all cubbiegirl demands*
>>154770000no… NO!!
>>154768942The logo on the microphone triggers my autism when there's already one on the bottom. Surprised they didn't also use the black armband like usual, too.
>>154770000>>154770007NOOOOOO
Randy is gonna get like $280 million from the dodgers next year.
>>154769858Os can't repeat the same mistake they made with Machado
>>154769982I'll see you tomorrow
Wisdom!
in a few
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