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>literally worse than Championship teams

Krauts, explain this
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50+1
they will never be a serious league until they remove that brainless millstone from their necks and in turn break the cuck chains bayern has put on them
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>>154769103
>come from a small industrial town of under 200k people called poopensharten in germany.
>its cold, its dead end, it sucks but its home
>the only thing keeping the shit lives of the people there from killing themselves is going to see poopensharten 04 on a saturday
>raise a local lad, 'Fritzinho' with the academy since 5 years old
>put up with him costing you vital points as he grows because of what he could become for you in his prime
>he kisses the badge
>he has a song
>he becomes your star, keeping your small local club in the league
>but really he hates you, his shitty small town, his inbred entitled fanbase, his teamates for holding him back, and his club for being shit when he was growing up
>he actually loves bayern
>bayern come in with a derisory offer
>he refuses to play for your club, you dont understand why and turn to hate him
>why would he do this to us, he could have been a poopensharten 04 legend
>he enters his prime at bayern, winning the champions league, and everything youve dreamed to see poopensharten win
>he doesnt even mention poopensharten ever again while youre stuck with them and have no way to leave like him
>poopensharten get relegated that year and go into administration
>but its fine, because you have a new local hero 'Klausinho' with untold potential to get you back up
>cucks call this 'sovl'
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>>154769555
Yeah not reading all that, take one of the below depending on occasion
>yikes
>trvke
>Oh twain
Nice trips though
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yes, it is the rather unfortunate reality of being a German who doesn’t support Bayern München.

In fact, I cannot think or comprehend of anything more cucked than supporting a German club that isn’t Bayern München. Honestly, think about it rationally.

You are watching, cheering, supporting, and spending time for a club for your whole life so the best players can go and get bought by Bayern München. Year in, year out. All the hard work you put into your beautiful little club - shilling for the Bauernsliga, paying membership, making sure to go to all the games, making up chants, buying merchandise. All of it has one simple result: the club’s best players are more employable for Bayern München who will eventually run away with the league year after year after year without any competition.

Supported the perfect local club? Great. Who benefits? If you're lucky, a Bavarian customer who has nothing to do with the rest of Germany who vaguely follows Bayern München. He gets to watch your players win the Bundesliga every year. He gets the benefits of your club’s players that came from the way your club supported them on and off the pitch.

As a German who doesn’t support Bayern München, you are LITERALLY dedicating your whole life simply to support a club so another club can buy its best players.

It is the ULTIMATE AND FINAL cuck.
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>>154769586
Could be worse though. You could invent a sport and then never win anything for decades whilst literally everyone around you and even some thirdies dominate your invention
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>>154769103
Wait you are telling me the 4th in the prem beat the 7th in the bundes? Actually crazy
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>>154769586
>Your club's aryan hero is bought by Dirtmound or Buyern
>becomes a bench player while Kevin Azeez-Ngubu recently signed from Burnley gets to start every match and humiliate your own club 5-0
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>>154769533
Sport is supposed is to be for fun. Germans don't care about having non-whites that take sports too seriously.
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what's Aston Villa's wage bill compared to Freiburg's wage bill again?

these lower tier European competitions have become a farce and it's only going to get worse
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>>154769533
>sell everything you own to sandniggers
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der peruANO status?
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>>154769555
be who?
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>>154769807
you're supposed to slice the potatoes before friying
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Stop bullying /bundes/ right now.
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>>154769555
yeah nigga i ain't reading all of that
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BUNDES POOPA
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Freiburg had a weak bracket. Freiburg was evidently weaker than Stuttgart, who could have won against Porto with some more maturity but would have struggled against Nottingham. They would have lost to Villa in 9/10 cases as well. No league has the same strength through the bench as the Premier League, Villa probably has like thrice the budget of Freiburg and twice the budget of Stuttgart
I'm not mad at Freiburg losing, they are a bit too irrelevant to win a trophy like that
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>>154769948
as someone who remembers porto winning the CL its insane to me that perennial 2nd division/premier league relegation battlers nottingham forest are better than them. i wonder if porto would get relegated if they were in the premier league. i also wonder who is the best team that would get relegated from the premier league. before i thought someone like red star belgrade or spartak moscow but surely porto is better than them, maybe psv eindhoven idk
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>>154769822
Matts Hummels
Mario Gotze
Raphael Guerreiro
who else got snatched by Bayern from Dortmund when they were half decent?
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>>154770002
lewandowski for one
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>>154770002
When Leipzig came close in the table they panic bought the manager and 2 key players kek
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>it's saturday 15:30
>watch my shitter team lose 5:0 to Bayern
>go on living my life in my 1st world country while eating bratwurscht mit senf made of pork

so what are you gonna do about it you little 2nd world faggies
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>>154770100
>I'm winning with my banana republic league

Delusional kek
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>>154770113
>he doesn't even have a league
go speak french you flamboyant homosexual
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>>154770135
Why? Do you need to buy more nuclear energy
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>>154770100
this except our sausages are probably made from horse anus or something from poland and our mustard is some american thing made of corn syrup
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>>154769103
You may be correct, but I don't care as long as my club is doing okay. They can lose to Bayern for all I care as long as the rest is fine. I don't have to care about Freiburg losing to Villa, I don't care about either of these clubs
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>>154770214
This is the right way to think about it. our commentators here are always acting like we shout root for english clubs in europe but id rather see some team from italy win because i dont have to hear their fans gloat about it, or use it as a point to banter my team etc. id rather some lazio or whoever fans were happy over man utd ones
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>>154770194
>our mustard is some american thing made of corn syrup
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>>154774679
anon its 4am, stop eating dijon mustard and go to bed already
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>>154769103
Uh…
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>>154770214
>They can lose to Bayern for all I care as long as the rest is fine
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>>154769777
Do we do this for Bayern or Madrid in the CL compared to Porto and Shakhtar wages?
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>>154769761
>>154769790
>Implying the 50+1 rules dosent exist just to allow only Bayern to rule the league with their mostly foreign mercs (and Dirtmund that exist only to pretend Munich have some competition)
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>>154769103
Who kicks a soccer ball like that?
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>>154777544
Of course. I don’t applaud Bayern or Real for stomping Elversberg/Getafe in the league and Belgrade in the CL
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>>154777751
It exists to prevent foreign billionaires from buying our clubs and using them as plants, either for some desert nation, or for foreign clubs with the same owner. If we got rid of it, Augsburg and the like would end up official farm teams of random nouveau-rich clubs like Brentford. They wouldn’t be able to compete with Bayern because of that, and who can blame fans for preferring to keep their club in their own hands?
The downside is indeed that the inflow of money is limited. But you‘d need absurd amount of cash to rival Bayern. Unfortunately, it’s fairly easy to guess who would attract the biggest investors. It’s not Augsburg, and it’s not Mainz either
If anything, they should try redistributing TV money and limiting Bayern’s income first
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>>154777754
paul dick canny

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bwL-QDZg2BY
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>>154777843
Oh, I see.
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>>154769777
How come Freiburg don't just increase their wage bill and earn more money.
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>>154769977
The likes of PSV, Bilbao, Lyon, Galatasaray and Villarreal have squads worth dozens of millions less than the likes of West Ham and Leeds.

Makes u think.



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