book edition. which one do i read first? >>154770059
doyers
>>154772163you damn right!
PCAA
>>154772155Frog and Toad
Girls, /mlb/ is about to cave in. We have to keep the girlcott going a little bit longer
Ohtani is throwing too many pitches, he's going to be gone by the 5th
>>154772155>no books about analytics
>>154772154I don't want to turn off notifications entirely, but I don't give a shit what faggy west coast teams are doing.
>>154772155>no books about anal
>>154772155>which one do i read first?the sandlot manga
>>154772157he's gonna get a hit any day now
>red sux>pitchingTOP FUCKING KEKWatch Cam Schlittler's perfect game
It's literally 1/3 of the way through the season and the Poodres still think Tatis is gonna just "wake up" kek
>>154772187Based! BASED!
>>154772178He wants the Ks but the poodres offense isn’t good enough to warrant being afraid of contact.
dodgers
>>154772185West coasties sound like faggy centralbros
PCGay KEK
>>154772214It won’t open
>>154772199Can’t Shitter is going to get shelled by Springer
>>154772178tatis will ground out early to help out
Why did the media try so hard to make people like PCA? He's such an unlikeable turd.
Position player pitching alert in Miami
>>154772201FUCKING retard, have you seen his exit velo??? He’s gonna break out of his 5 year slump any day now.
>20 pitch inningOhtani isn't gonna last long
>>154772223how about now
>>154772232cause he's jewish
>>154772221>>154772232everyone heckles him all the time, you'd be like him too
PCGay gave up a little league homer kek
the poodres really are treating this like it's the world series
>>154772237>5 year slump3 20+ home run seasons in a row despite multiple IL stints and a 20/30 season last year
>>154772232setting him up for failure is hilarious tho
NICK KURTZ
that funky muncy
>>154772242Now it did
>>154772225Does Springer have his trash cans?
im smelling that smell again
When do we start talking about a Braves dynasty?
Randy is getting gaped
>>154772273after october maybe
Nick Sogard is better than Bobby Witt Jr
>>154772279How did they do in the playoffs last year?
the rays are a problem, they can have like 4 hits a game and manage to get 10 runs
>>154772232MLB forced to push him by hollywood (his parents)
>>154772252I swear we've had a lot recently
Gonna need Duran to come in as catcher before Fermin wastes any challenges
>Fernando Titties Jr
Haven't done this in a few days>Mest
>>154772271https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qsF_QNpDyBw
Honestly I can't even be excited for an Ohtani CGSO against the worst offense in the NL.
Don't let up doyers
big willy
>Braveswinlol
>>154772305Bogey gonna go boom and Ohtani is gonna cry
>>154772309FASTER
that will do, teo
it's unironically shoheiover
>>154772309SLOWER
Alvarez had some filthy stuff thereback to .500!
this poodres pitcher was supposed to be good?
uh oh poodres
teo
The Korean Comet!
Poodrepacos kek
Randy just wants to face Ohtani again
can he do it again? has junetani unlocked early?
nice triple A pitcher you got there poodres
I can't wait for a 1,2,3 quick inning for my Chadres offense! Man, 2024 really broke my team :(
>>154772330>poodres pitcher>goodthey had someone called the grim reaper and pages got a run off him and he couldn't even finish the inningjoke team
I was told Vasquez was a dodger killer
SHUT THE FUCK UP DOYERPACOS
>>154772254Yeah coming from a guy who hit 40+ homers and was a top 3-5 player in the sport that’s considered a slump
i didnt realize that natties were this far ahead of the mets in the standings
>Stands up>Takes shirt off and twirls it>*WOOOOOOOOOOOOO*
>>154772355>entertainment purposes based
i invented Word+tani
>>154772368KEK SEETHE ELLIOT RODGER MAKER
>>154772378mets the anti dodgers
>>154772372Almost like he had assistance of some kind...
flyoutani
SMALL BALL
>>154772380this unironically
>>154772383That’s a myth like April Yankee Stadium Trout and Mariner Robber Adell
OHHHHHHHH THE JAP TORPEDO STRIKES AGAIN
>>154772383that was me
>tities jr knocked down by HSKkek
Dirty slide by Kim, umpie should call him out just for that
>>154772357flyover ass village
mookie plz
>>154772383have a (You) as royalties
>dookie 1.69
>red sux>rispOh yeah you're reaaaaaaally going all the way and can beat the Yankees. Can't even sweep the Royals
kek nino caca
Flukey Bats
rally killer
monkey bats
rispgers
unironically if tatis gets injured that would be net positive for the poodres kek
The Atlanta Braves have won the baseball game
>>154772383>tfgo back to watching finnish "baseball"
>Doggies thought they'd rallyOhtani bout to blow it this inning btw shoulda gotten more run support
>>154772447This but unironically
At least Mookie is flying out, not just popping out like he did all last year.
/sp/ is a nintendo baseball board
dookie butts should have stayed on the IL
McGreevy does a better job catching in-field balls and getting them to first than fucking Prietofuck this guy
okay, now that was BASED
>the same plane
>>154772462Good taste
>destroys you
>>154772464we play on pc
i hate this team
detroit btfo
You boy ready for Camolf Shittler's perfect rake war?
>>154772494Can’t a career ended that quick
>ohcheatani was still wearing his pitch comm while battingCan't believe mlb just looks the other way when they cheat.
>every batter working a full countOhtani doesn't have much longer at this rate
Yankees
>>154772494nice hips
PCgay with another K lmao
>>154772214I don't care what uniform Ohtani wears, whenever he plays well it's always fun to watch.
SPORTS RADIO 66 W F A N
comfy late night baseball in new york with my favorite anons and cubs girls
>>154772544FUCK YOU!
>>154772494>Laura Loomer hates PCAhmm..
the lineup
I remember people calling Merrill a “generational” talent after his rookie year.
>>154772564grim...
KKKtani
go watch your own game poodrepacos
>>154772568He got a concussion last year because the sneks were playing dirty
>>154772568>poodrespacos>people
>>154772564>Yohendrick
>>154772564Okamoto and a bunch of shitters
>it was springer would go 0 for 4Why are jays fans retarded? He hit a big homer yesterday.
Ohtani is the best pitcher in the NL
>>154772564the jays spend so much money but their batting lineup is full of journeymen
My George
>>154772583He’s a wigger from Baltimore, there’s no brain in there to get bruised.
Cam Schlittler's complete game shutout begins now
Need Campy back in this lineup
freddie :)
>>154772623nah sanchez is
another double for freddie :)
Freddie is skullfucking Randy
>camera pans to Vladdy going for a leisurely jog
where is my berds offense
typicalk vlad at bat this year
Can you challenge that fair/foul call?
My nigga dalton
>umpie calls a foul ball fair so the doggies can get a free baserunnerthis rigging is getting ridiculous
A SCHLITTERIAN DOUBLE PLAY
>cucker
>problem?
Merril injured himself whiffing on Ohtani pitches. How weak is he? Hit the gym, you bum.
my sports stream can block me doing screen capture :(
>blowgays Jesus call the game jays ain’t hitting Schlitt
THATS A FUCKING FOUL BALL FUCK THIS CHEATING
>cusb
poodrepacos seething kek
24 more outs until Schlittler's complete game 1 hit shutout
>>154772696use code UMP20 on kike365
>>154772703>Merril injured himself whiffing on Ohtani pitcheshe injured himself on the wall trying to rob the home run
>>154772673They're waiting for the opposing team's relievers, per usual
sigh
>>154772718kek they are
These two giant tortoises have been fighting each other for over 120 years. According to the zoo, one tortoise stole the other’s food 120 years ago, and from that day on they became enemies. There hasn’t been a single day where they haven’t fought for a while
>>154772494MILF
>>154772738Ummm ok
>RISPgersRandy getting back into it
blow gays kek
>>154772738the struggle is real
>>154772723Ohtani is out there killing these niggas lmao
>>154772494open bobs
>>154772775this guy sucks at multitasking
>>154772738sauce
Pages just stared down Tucker
good gritty win for me guards
Campy would've hit it outta there
>red sux>hitting with risp and less than 2 out>hitting with risp
*wins*
shutting out slam diego...NL CYA winner Ohtani
>50 pitchesOhtani isn't going more than 5
>>154772799You guys have internet?!
>>154772155Ball four is a good book, havent read the others
poodres booth is so cringe
Fly to El Paso Fermin
>2 pitch pop up Blow gays kek
SIX SEVEN
>>154772858Someone clip that 67 lol
Marlins man spotted at my Yanks game
my jays at bats are dire and hard to watch, i'm watching the doyer padres game instead
peein sigh
>>154772867Did ya see Judge strike out there?
Manoah got outrighted to Triple A
23 more outs until the complete game 1 hit shutout
This is shaping up to be another one of those classic Shotime games.
>>154772885So he has his own tow truck to get him around now?
Blow gays would never hit a oppo taco homer off Schlittler
>>154772882Judge is MVP and is going to break the home run record. Blue Gays got nearly no hit by Schlittler21 more outs until the 1 hitter is complete
>>154772885>not even good enough to play for the worst team in baseballreckini won
Ohtani gonna slip now that the order is turning over
>>154772931poodrepaco cope
Clement thought he had a hit in the bag kek
>>154772944I would wear that
Vasquez is a luck merchant, game could be 5-0 with how hard they’re hitting him. I better not see this fat bum start a playoff game for us.
Just one more night lads
>>154772843yes sir, very good internet sirI can download a picture of livvy dunn in under 4mins
>>154772963>poodres think they'll be in the playoffs
>>154772979all me btw
somethings rank
Ohtani has sticky stuff on his hat, umpies better throw him out
>>154772954Well that’s because youre a cubs fan
walktani
>>154772448
cubs fanatics will never recover from this: https://x.com/JomboyMedia/status/2057269585259213073
>>154772963>I better not see him start a playoff game for us*monkey’s paw curls*
>>154773051karma for raping that woman
that's my jaysies :)
>it was "Ohtani will throw a no hitter"he's slipping now that the order has turned over
HOLY SHEETS
>blowgays fielding kek
poodrepacos thought that one was gone kek
blowtani is already washed
>>154773095they sure did
>>154773095I thought it was too desu
wait that counted as a hit?
blow gays KEK
>>154773095ohtani needs the wind to save him
poodrepacos thought that was gone kek
>>154772979>t. self hating doyerpaco
This nigga throwing too many pitches. Like just throw strikes nigga.
Going to Burger King. You guys want anything?
>Ohtani needs the marine layer to save him
>routine flyout>poodrekeks think its out of the park
>RISPdreskek
Blue Gays RISP might be worse than the red sux top kek
telling me Nolan McLean was better than Cam Schlittler Maybe at video games or guitar It’s the difference between a cut of ribeye and flank
>>154773153>whiter than you o algo Stfu
>70 pitchesOhtani isn't going 5 at this rate
i think the padres might need to score some runs
>>154773202They will in the 5th, Ohtani is losing control and France is gonna gape him
>>154773163Cup of water. No lid please.
kek ohtranny
Owari da
>>154773208Ohtani next inning when the Chadres bat around
>Prieto still 0-11 for the year
>>154773187I am a wizard
Walktani
>>154773227it's the bottom of the order, he'll still go 1-2-3
>leadoff batter is batting under .200lol
>açaí bowl in the ball park with your kidsWhat the fuck In my day it was my dad with hot dogs for everyone and dippin dots
>tries to pick off ohtani>sea of boos>from petco park
>>154773258>he doesn't know about the bottom of the order
>>154773236>bat flipped a fly outhe would look good in a Memphis Redbirds uniform
wtf i thought this game started at 6:40 again
the cubs suck cock and eat shit!
>>154773277THIS IS THE CACABOWL
>>154773266Dodger fans spend hundreds of dollars to drive down and complain, we know this.
>>154773262>Blowing Games 6 and 7 of the World Series at homeThe last time you won the World Series was before the Diamondbacks existed and they won a World Series by cheating the Yankees
Schlittler is so fucking disgusting. George Springer seen it.
dubs and no lobgers this inning
>>154773292BASED DODGER HISPANICS
>>154773292kek seethe bitch
>>154773268apparently there's less attendance than usualsan diego doesn't even believe in their own team against their rival
>triple playDOGGIEDOOS KEK
>>154770697>>154773299I'm waiting
Why'd that ump just throw hand signs
>>154773299Springer can't do shit without his buzzers and trash cans
>>154773266San Diego is mostly Dodgers fans, Padres should relocate
>those freddie chantskek poodrepacos seething
https://x.com/AstrosFuture/status/2057244046842622220You better watch out
>>154773310ticket prices got marked up a ton, like 100+ dollars even for upper deck deep right field seats
>>154773213this is incane
>>154773287Many people are saying this...
>poogartskek
PRRRRRT
>tatisAHAHAHA
I'm telling you Manfred lubed these balls
>>154773331Got your trashcans and buzzers ready?
they dropped the ball
>>154773341butterfingers
>poodre fieldingKEK
>>154773348kek seethe bitch
>blowfartskek poodres
>>154773334as a traveling dodgerchad this is mostly true for every ballpark. some are worse than others.
>>154773349A lump of coal for you and another year on the Naughty List for you, Jew Yorker
>>154773287thisso much this
>>154773341dropping the ball like that means it was never truly secured, put mook back on 2nd
>>154773287Well that’s what they enjoy doing
yesavage needs a cutter or sinker, if he was more efficient he'd be a perfect pitcher
>>154773381>actually living in an overcrowded shithole like houston
The Padres are not a serious baseball organization.
>>154773399>jew yorker calling any other city overcrowdedkek
>>154773398>not already being a perfect pitcher like cam istypical beta
>>154773398His splitter and fastball tunnel are the best I’ve seen or at least top 2 being highly conservative. You just can’t figure it out as a batter.
>>154773399>>actually living in an overcrowded shithole like [YOUR OVERCROWED AMERICAN URBAN SHITHOLE]
tuck on em!
>gay louis twinks
great thing about vladdy leading off the inning is no nonchalant double play grounders
tuck em!
>>154773411peralta looks like he works in a garden
fuck em!
>>154773414We run the country and the world. What has houston given us except low test scores and cheating scandals?
>Fermin's walk up song is Hey Soul sisterI love this troll, he's so funny
DAMN freeman was fast
>he doesn't know Ohtani is about to blow it now that his foot is broken
>peralta
>>154773447KEK SEETHE ELLIOT RODGER MAKER
>POODRES
>>154773399Viva Mamdani to you too
They’re hitting Shitler it’s over they will strike first
let 'em have it, LA pacos
Couldn't tag out slow ahh freeman
They call him Pandaman Pages because he's slow like a Panda
>>154773447>>154773460stop talking to yourself
>>154773452kek poodrepacos
Varsho is the best hitter in their lineup, Schlittler challenged him all inning with high cheese. Let that sink in.
>>154773440many laughs as they keep playing Stroud and many more to come when they make him a top 5 paid qb
Poodres pitchers on self sabotage mode rn
>Ohtani needs men to fill his hole before he pitches again
now i have to listen to it in the car
>>154773452look in the mirror pal
the audience in a padres dodgers game has to be at least 90% brown right?
Schlittler’s knee socks are really somethin’
>>154773462so true kek
>>154773516>I really really really like women: the post
what is a paco kek
>>154773528It's whiter than your average Thomas Massie rally KEK
Okamoto thought he was the next Ohtani kek5 strikeouts already for Cameron John Schlittler
>>154773516lel
>>154773528It's mostly mexican and asian with a handful of whites here and there. so like /mlb/ basically.
>>154773554i think its mexican for pedro
>giving up a hit to the backup outfielderOhtani is slipping
>>154773554replacer of whitoids
>>154773563kek good one what a kwab
>>154773536jazz took his pants, so he needs to wear jazz's pants
ANOTHER STRIKEOUT LOOKING TO END THE FRAME
my jays will only swing at splitters in the ground not fastballs in the middle
Come on Yankees, don't waste Cam's outing.
the padres might need to score some runs right now if they want to win
>Ohtani giving up hits to the bottom of the order
>>154773468We have no budget deficit. Take that rednecks. Keep banging those trash cans. Help Altuve's vagina heal with those buzzers
Blowtani is about to choketani his <1 ERA-tani
ohtanibros...
misplaytani
>>154773622>implying blow gays bullpen won't choke again
Was that a misplay? He prevented the run.
untiedshoestani
>berrios gone for the season bauer is in town right?
you cant poop there
>>154773564>>15477360315 more outs until his complete game shutout
Good games cubes!
basesloadedtani
>>154773700
>Padres load the basesOh man>Tatis upOh hell
>Padres realized Ohtani can't find the zone
>red sux leadoff triple doesn't score
tatis grand slam
IT TAKES TWO
era in tact
>fagtease jr.
EL NINO CACA DABU PRAY
deal with it shit birds
POODREPACOS TONGUE MY FUCKING ANUS
JAZZ SWAG
thank you, tatis
>rispdres
>>154773745*swings out of the zone into a dp*
plop plop poodres!
>POODRES BAU BAU!
>>154773721getoutofthejamtani
rigged
don't need to mound visitit's tatis lmao what's he gonna do GIDP?
THATS MY FUCKING GOATANI
>it was red sux have runner at 3rd nobody outNo wonder Jarren Duran is depressed
KEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEWEEEEEEEEK
>el nino cacakek
>>154773774kek seethe bitch
POODRES LMAO
>>154773211nope
Cyhei Youngtani
ACK.
Actually ohtani balked if you missed it
the goycattle have to sit down now
Dads really fucked up not using his lifetime of roiding as cause to get out of the Tatis contract
shut the FUCK up doyerpacos
A BIG DUMP IN PROGRESS
>>154773757A U R A URA
>>154773821KEK SEETHE BITCH TONGUE MY ANUS
Yankees need to get better batters.
>matsui warming uppadres are giving up kek
Imagine a world if Siedler didn't extend Machado or Tatis Jr. Hell, even not extending Musgrove or Croney, Darvish. A damn el paso chihuahua would have hit a grandslam than pouty Tatis Jr. Holy hell, talk about WASHED.
>>1547738440 ERA btw
I just took a massive fernando tatis jr
>RED SUX HAD A RUNNER AT 3RD AND NOBODY OUT
>Henriquez
You can tell the poodres are trying so hard because it's their world series but it's simply not enough lol
>>154773850Chihuahuas can't hit dingers because they're too used to weird air properties. It took Campy starting in the majors to start hitting again
Ohtani is at -2 runs for the game.
>>154773858I just too a massive Chicago Cubs.
>>154773836Stop bitching. Our mystique is about to strike. At least we don't waste leadoff triples like the red suxDURR ANN JUST GOT THROWN OUT TRYING TO STEAL HOME LOLOLOLOLOL
>>154773850Don’t forget signing Blowfaerts and trading the farm for Sean Joto
>>154773836YESavage too much
>>154773856the counter to japanese relievers is japanese batters
>>154773882You can see Ohtani balk and actually Kim takes a hidden ball out from his pocket because Mookie missed, run it back
>>154773882shoulda pinch hit tatis, maybe he'd wake up
random but i cant think of a more annoying fanbase than survivor'si hope to god no mlb players were on that shitshow
>red sux offense Cabbage stew bros…
>>154773892The Soto trade(both of them) were actually good. I'd rather have King on the hill than Gore
just get this guy off the team9.64 ERA over 23.1 innings
>>154773920i can
>>154773905Or maybe move him down since he’s only a free out. In this case, a get out of the jam card
sanchez really ingratiating himself to the bloopjays
Good ab from Kim
>>154773923holy cope
great now our under .200 leadoff hitter will surely bring it in
>They thought they could score on Cameron John Schlittler KWAB
kek scuba
scrubbies KEK
kek cubtrannies
noooo I wanted another Ohtani inning :(
>>154773878What's wrong with the air in El Paso?
.73tani
>>154772494would, with no ragrets
>>154774009the PCL is generally a meme league where you end up with like double digit games every game. Imagine every stadium is Coors
ERAtani
god damnit
>>154774009Nothing. El Paso is surrounded by mountains. There is no wind
>2 hits for the stankeecacapoopydookie namefags who don’t know how to tripcram shitter kek
Nobody scores on Cam Schlittler
BrewGOD sweep of chimpcongo fags
Ohtani legit probably put up 0.5 war in one game. He'll be on prime bab ruth pace
>>154774049But /mlb/ told me Murakami was the superior Japanese player
>5 hits for the blow gayswell I did promise, I will suck the ducks of the first five anons who reply to this post
What does he do?
>>154774049this makes the genny seethe
>>154774016>>154774033hes's a coward
>>154774049Ohtani has sticky stuff on his gear, manfred will do nothing about it btw
>>154774064hey
I watch tranny porn
>>154774004He looked gassed and was lucky to not allow any run.All that time on the bases tired him out.
>>154774068Creates mysogyny
what black magic are the brewers using
I’m gay go yanks!
>>154774068runs his mouth but fails to back it up
>>154774075half of /mlb/ does too
I have as many HRs as Tatis Jr. with significantly less ABs. Where's my million dollar contract?
>>154774079The kind that expires on September 30th
>>154774079monkey paw magic. cruise through regular season, choke in the postseason.
I've taken it in the ass multiple times by big black menLET'S GO YANKEES
>>154774044Brewers played well but this faggot shitting the bed the entire series was funny as fuck.
Jonestahni
Cubs let the brewers win that series desu
>dookie .167
>>154774100Its physically impossible to win a world series with "Joey Ortiz" on your team.
Stick a cock in me stankee ‘ole
BREAKING: The Boston Red Sox, as of this very moment, are in 3rd place of the American League East division. They have swept another Central team on the road since the Detroit Tigers. That team? the Kansas City Royals.
mookie slap!
mookie SLAP
>>154774061That's just the lead drinking schizoid population of this shithole thread spouting the most cornbread shit like "teamies" to describe their pathetic existence no one actually believes it except flyover retards
>>154774079They are allowed to cheat until they face the Dodgers in playoffs
ZESTY AAAAAAA
is hs kim any good yet or still no bueno
I get boners when I think of golden retrievers
>Swept the Stinkees>Swept the KWABS>about to sweep the doyers When will you faggots admit the Brewers are the best team in baseball?
could use another freddie double right now
>>154774145My teamies rape you
>>154774157he kinda sucks unfortunately
>dookiePhantom IL this retard
>they can't handle Cam's complete game shutout swag so they just make homophobic comments
zesty caught stealing
>>154774165Regular season juggernaut.Shitters in October
>>154774171*hr now, fucking dookie
>They thought they could hit on Treyvon Yes SavageKWAB
dookie shitts is far too old to be stealing
even when he gets a hit, Mookie manages to kill a rally kek
>>154774165Let's see how you do against the Rays
doyers trolling
flyover leadheads seething again
>>154774190I’m literally a gay yanks fan!
BOGEY GOES BOOM
a GUERREROAN groundout
>>154773923Yeah but the poodres would have abrams at short, probably never sign boagaerts, and woods in the outfield with Merrill and Tatis. They’d then have the money to sign someone as good as king.
you all need to do better
>>154774234King would not have been on the radar for a starter role if he had stayed on the Yankees, the Yanks were testing it in the final season before trading him but ultimately he was a reliever there.
>>154774165Brewers are pathetic
Indians receive>2B/SS Mookie Betts>OF Teoscar HernandezDodgers receive>Steven Kwanwho says no?
>Varsho DUBBA Predicted by the late great schizoplaybyplay
>>154774208That's what happens when you turn down a contract from the Tigers while in the woods
>>154774259
Mariners may have won but Seattle is still an irrelevant shithole
>>154774251Time for them to strand him too kek
>>154774247NDNs will never give up Kwan unfortunately
>>154774259>>154774259all aboard >>154774259>>154774259
>>154774245Not saying they would have signed king but they’d have the money to not have to dive in the garbage for guys like canning, buehler, and Giolito.
>>154774221I should start doing the Kiwi's shtick here. Too many shit for brains people in here.
>>154774286Canning is good but still finding his footing after a bad injury, Giolito is also good
chudbros... we are officially back
Holy shit choke gays your offense sucks dick
Nu?
>>154774214We beat them 2-1 at the beginning of the season.
nu>>154774504>>154774504
