Tim Elliott fight week
dogshit thread
ok just got off the phone with daner. apparently they will be electrifying the octagon fence to combat with the bug issue on the whitehouse lawn
If I were a fighter, I’d say fuck you to the referee
The Fighter & The Bon Gamin
Badabing badaboom
tell me theres malooms this weekend
When men bend over in tight shorts or underwear and their ball sack look like a fat pussy >>>>>
Yeah I'm a jacked Taiwanese boy whatup
205 ROB IS A BBBBBBEAST
>>154773352Pertty nice of him to reply
>>154773352Mike can you bring Conor McGregor to the airport on monday?
the state of mma oof
>>154773407Sure thing it's Hap's birthday but he'll understand.
>>154773400>>154773431Hey mate can you please stop impersonating me?
talmbout birthdays but cant full Phil wishes call it this appointment b
>it's a Conor rematches a guy he beat back when he was good and gets completely humiliated because his opponent has been active in the sport and improvingLove these episodes, can't wait.
Made ANOTHER italian grindah.
max has only been getting worse
McGregor pulls out and Jorge steps in to save the day
>>154773510I'm sure they could have found a better option for gooby , even the Masvidal fight would have been cool
Redditards are gonna lose their shit when juiced up Gooby heems pilloway
>>154773667true those guys really need a win
>Alex moved to LHW to duck Rob>Alex moved to HW to duck Robeveryone fears the raper
>>154773911Didn’t he lose to a guy who quit on the stool against B’Allen
We call that oinkling Rapedbert Pozztaker here.
>>154773999Zatdaddy raped that piggy freak.
2018 gaeji would've done to ilia what he did to tonyunless he literally knocks him out with a 1 punch overhook counter i don't see it going past round 1
Of all the fighters Khamzat could've lost to it had to be Strickland. It's just so poetically sweet isn't it.
>>1547741842018 gaethje vs present day ilia? lol no
Hilarious how a terrorist snitch like Ali is roaming the Whitehouse
Quiet down, Guru is on
passed out in my clothes with a iced lolly that melted on me
Fuck you /heem/
rinse and repeat
>>154773021aura
Never trust a bald person
It's hilarious how Conor suffered such a embarrassing and ego death at the hands of the diamond in front of the world anyone who is watched that knows he will never step foot in the cage ever again Dana is just selling wolf tickets again
>>154774408but I have male pattern baldness
>>154774487well certainly it will be a stacked card so its ok if he pulls out...
Conors ego death was that no famed director or artist could ever recreate
Arman is backup in the Holloway fight
>>154774544bro you gotta check your grammar and shit when posting around here dawg
finland is a mysterynancy drew cyaan fix itput my dick on yuh lipstickyeah she kissed itciryl get victories, ahaspinhole get dismissedconglomerate's in businessfuck boy wives and bitches
Arman fights like a girl similar to khazmat ironically enough
>>154774600>Arman vs Hollowayyeah thats what we need..
>arman lost to gayrot
This might be the highest level MMA sequence ever captured on film
>>154774408Francis raped me he said "buh buh buh Dana I will rape you my friend buh buh buh"
>>154774750jones tripping out fatass as he kicks him around the 'gon is the best
OHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
kayla will never find a husband doing that at weddings
>>154774750Wait you're telling me this is the guy Justin went life and death with and got heemed stiff?? Brilliant matchmaking daner
>>154774888it was just her friend from college you fucking IDIOT
>>154774915i came to you hand in hand sir
we cannot follow them
>>154774942Bro they sold for billions to Paramount+ this meme aged like milk
>>154774797Why does Dana hate Costa so much they really fucked him in his prime years
shan't
just found some bread crumbs leading into the forest, I'm gonna follow them
>>154774990they lead to my cheeks b
every day i work
conor benn gregor
>>154774985because hes one of those dude that think you can just negotiate more money for a fight than whats in your contact that you signed just because you are a draw
>Bro they sold for billions to Paramount+ this meme aged like milk
Zuffa boxing is cool
Bro they sold for billions to Paramount+ this meme aged like milk
so thats why I havent seen ufc on fx lately. paramount is an app now?
>>154775014my deepest condolences
>>154775074HES FAT
Ari made 44 BILLION in stock alone from the sale and you are still posting this stale ass meme gg
>>154774965The Paramount + deal was a Jewish circle jerkAri is personal friends with many high level executives at Paramount +, he called in some favors to get a sweet heart deal after the UFC sunk the Netflix negotiations Paramount is also bleeding money and is relying on Saudi gibs/ sucking Trump's dick to get out of the hole they're digging themselves in to. The UFC has NOT been performing to the level they need to to make this worth it for Paramount
Conor Ben-Gurion
Netflix saw the state the UFC was in, turned them down unless they made serious changes, and then they went and secured a fight the UFC passed over and produced a card that out performed literally every UFC card, EVER
>>154775099Streaming doesn't make money, what the fuck do they advertise? Their OWN shows?
>Ari made 44 BILLION in stock alone from the sale and you are still posting this stale ass meme gg
>>154773515You didnt make that you fuck why is it wrapped
>>154775162it really is not easy on the eyes captcha: picking a triangle out of "stars"
Bald people are inherently evil
netflix card was shit b
malykhin put on a clinic and retired btw
does bappa approved da neggflicks card?
>>154775233Tune in to the Big Brown Breakdown and find out b
Giorgio "Boni" Giorgi
le schaub XD
Order comes from chaos
kek
you know what, I never noticed that niggas just walk in the octagon with their outdoor shoes
canadians are so fucking stupid
Strickland vs khazmat is the modern day Ali vs Frazier
>>154775285schlob is peak of cawlmedy you poofta
Chael Schauben are all I listen to b
>>154775343i have found a good heem sometimes provides a brief release from this prison
>>154775482soft ass bitch get back in the cage
you think theres mercy outside the cage?
>>154775490*squares up*
Ive lost more fights tahn youve watched you little bitch
>>154775511go ahead, get close
>>154775536
ufc is genuinely utter dogshit with dogshit fighters dogshit shows and dogshit champions these days
>>154775578NOOOOO YOU CAN'T SAY THAT
>>154775578there are... reasons
>>154775578sounds like my dog might like it
>>154775578Yeah well
>>154773733Dare I ask what He stands for in this context?
the silva chael tuf of the ari era is canor chandler in case i need to provide evidence
>>154775578It's Muslims and third worlders think about it American badasses like the early era didn't give a fuck but third world rats like khazmat, khabib, Islam, Arman have to win or go to the front lines to get their shit pushed I'm by Ukraine so they fight like rats, just a different era
>>154775655Famous American Badass who never had a bpring fight Mark Coleman
https://youtube.com/shorts/ziDyCNaS8fg?si=5n167Ot5FbxJZmnRPereira looks like shit
American Badass Jon Fitch
>>154775578Hello Finland
islam is the only brazza champ all this complaining you lot do about brazzas just gives the spammy freak daddy posters more fuelthe brazza era died with khabib
>>154775655they don't make them like they used to
Super American Basass who's always exciting Jon Jones
huutis
>>154775553Im gonna spit and cause trauma just like YO MAMMA! am i right Miami
>>154775638i briefly wondered but caught myself thinking about fag shit and decided to mosey on>>154775684sup b
>>154775687paved the way so these fighters could unionize and get health care.
>>154775709reyes beat the shit out of that fruitcake
>>154775718
>>154775578yeah we only watch ice cage here
Famous American Badass Benson Henderson
Legendary American Badass who only has bangers Rich Franklin
>>154775734no he didn't it was a close decision loss and you are still menstruating about it 10 years later
Hey remember when Frank Shamrock fucking destroyed Tito Ortiz and made Dana seethe to this day
all this talk about The New York Bad Ass yet no ones posting his face. here he is
today i will bonesmind them
who scolded you with a kettle
Frank Shamrock is a grounded enough individual he called fights as an adult with braces. Some of you cant even look at yourself in a puddle
scald surely not scold when talmbout boiling water not luke thomas
a situation of the kettle calling the pot black huh classic one
Sean Strickland is keeping the tradition of American Badasses who can't have boring fights alive, like his forebearers Forrest Griffin and Belal Muhammad
it is classic goobs calling truegeordie ugly
>>154775820this will be the last time you group Forrest with these two how fucking dare you
>>154775820incredibly controversial post
Ilia makes Conor look like fucking child's play
chucky vs gooby would be the greatest presser in history
finland
>>154775911got some of that Myktybek Orolbai in em
you know the saying, let the Myktybek Orolbai out and all heck breaks loose. Best to keep it contained with a bit of Razhabali Shaydullaev
>>154775911absolute unit
>>154775911i look like this
Most of Strickland's fights actually are entertaining.
ank said contract signed make of that what you will
>>154775986hes a bitch point fighter
Passport bro's?
imagine finding a frozen guy and trying to pass him off as an mma fighterimagine no moreorolbai: the next generations
>>154775994finished fluffywould've finished ratlip if he had both arms
fluffy took a dive
fluffy the vampire slayer
>>154776006baki did this
>>154775985how much you bench pal
Magomed "John" Anikalihaev
>>154776023140
>>154776062nice
>>154775988should be jiri but it'll probably be fuckin khalil or jamawl
>>154774827he molested cereal as well
>>154774853Kayla
well look what the cat dragged in
>>154776103the cycle of abuse...
>>154775734talmbout THE dominick kings?
Do I have a message for the Kh*mzatcels?Heh..... Sure.... I have a message for the Kh*mzatcels....My message to the Kh*mzatcels is simply this:Mess with us again, and we will DESTROY you again.It's that simple.
>>154776143repulsive
>>154776327m8 you used to spam ladyboys here
>>154776103I feel bad for Tai.If he had been a bit faster he could have KO'd Gane when he floored him.Instead he got KO'd and now he's going on a Tony tier loss-streak...
>>154776367no way youre that gay you'd heem cock nose Kayla Harrison over a ladyboy
Is this good
>>154776600This is great
>>154776398who's the skirt?
the likelihood of no burgers winning on the shite house card is so high it's hilarious
>>154776600>1,1k people placed this bet
>>154776609What
>>154776621retard
>>154776625Let's go for that
>>154776640Uhh.. nothing.
>buh buh buh b-bo dickal and d-dookus!totally counts b
at least you can admit when you're wrong
I’m afraid, I fear
hate it when someone calls me mid wank
like couldn't you finish first pal i can hear the plaps
>>154776006kek
>>154776696you know you can turn on one of them do not disturb mode yea?
>>154776676unironically one of the better fights on the cardbo niggal has a high chance to get heemed
>>154776831i don't use my business line for the internet
>>154776600yea, good for the bookies
We have ilia at homeThe ilia at home in question: gooby
>PLEASE DUSTIN DON'T I'll FUCKING SUCK YOUR DICK! YOU WANT ME TO EAT YOUR SHIT?! I'LL EAT YOUR SHIT!!!
my fist:your chin
>>154776980>ur woife in me-ackkkkk soive me herbdeanman
Dustbin lol
what do cazzoids see in mcgeek anyway? all he does is beat up bums and does terrible trash talk
>>154776980hnheehh...
>>154777022He was the Michael Jordan of mma
>>154777114You talmbout being Michael Jordan-esque in his Brazilian Jiu-Jitsu skills?
Who is Larry Bird of MMA
>>154777216
Who is the Jon Jones of MMA
>>154777228ilja topuria
Who is the Michael Jackson of Joe Rogan
this one i'm not sure
hee he-OHHHHH HES HURT
Has anyone been impersonating me today?
mfw heemsters talks about mma
Heemember when Stephen a was accidently right about the gooby vs cowboy fight?
3 AM snack.
>>154777406based /ck/ browser, would heem the fuck out of that honeycomb if I were there
>>154777406This nigga eating cheese and crackers and honeycombIs it tasty?
>>154777406Based
>>154776373tai was always destined to be a dollar store Hunto anyway
mark hunt would beat the absolute piss out of you donkey eater
The Mark Hunt of New Zealand
i like this gimmick b
I have never watched a single Boys episode
i honestly have no idea what that crap is
>>154777539I've never felt this emotion about anything
>WAIT PLEASE, SEAN!>I'LL SUCK YOUR FUCKING DICK!>YOU WANT ME TO EAT SHIT OUT YOUR BAMHOLE?! I'LL EAT SHIT OUT YOUR BAMHOLE!
>>154777781biggest happening on /tv/ since buckbreaking
>WAIT! PLEASE FRANCIS>I'LL SUCK YOUR DICK! WANT ME TO EAT SHIT? I'LL EAT YOUR SHIT! PLEASE!
>>154777904That old lady has seen hundreds, perhaps thousands of machete attacks.
Wait a sec.. Chandler settled for the goobyhue after waiting 5 years
>>154777986and likely has been party to a few
>>154777904he still pulls up slowly at the end toocurious
sex with megan olivinon negotiable
negotiate? nah
I thinking fight outside favors Gathje style.
>me>mythical hoodie brazza>you>ben asscheeks>the angle slam is my fist>the mat is your chin
>>154778174he is fighting topuria his only hope is wrestling and allegedly the little scamp is good at that too
irregardless as it may be i will pick justin to win on the big day because justin looks like someone you could ask for a neighborly favor and enjoy a beer with
>>154776010>finished fluffyWow, ONE finish in like 4 yearsWould you call Belal an exciting fighter because he finished Sean Brady? Are we just going to forget the other fights he had, including the one immediately after?
topuria looks like the kind of "man" who had to peddle ecstacy as a teen to get minge and respect and definitely snitched on the plug when he got caught
>>154778240Oddly specific projection there baljeet
>aiai no no hablo espanol officero yo onions georgiano si georgia por favor no tello mi daddo mucho mucho upseto fish has no heart
>>154778080woah
>>154778249it is an awfully common archetype my sheltered wonk, expecially among your sort, i would never stoop to relying on drugs for income cloz has schemes and dreams that counting 20 euro notes doesn't sustain
>No nuggets on the Blessed Express!SOON
>>154778240that was me my bad
>Conor says that he's notorious but I think that guy is making more snoring for us!
Conor McGregor has zero (0) good wins
>>154778489Yeah he's so good that no one in the world would be considered a worthy opponent
it's ova. ova
>>154778523okay but does mrs holloway let max run around facializing every slampig in sight?
>>154778523I saw Dee receive prolonged and athletic sex from Gooby in an Rostrevor Airbnb
>>154778557why would max want to? furthermore why would you want to be with a woman who lets you do such things? gooby is fucked in the head. it's truly better to be a millionaire than a billionaire
Memories brokenThe truth goes unspokenI’ve even forgotten my nameI don’t know the seasonOr what is the reasonI’m standing here holding my bladeA desolate place ( place )Without any trace ( trace )It’s only the cold wind I feelIt’s me that I spiteAs I stand up and fightThe only thing I know for realThere will be bloooooodsheeeedThe man in the mirror nods his headThe only oooonneee leeeefffftttWill run up upon the dragon’s backBecause the mountains don’t give back what they takeOh noThere will be blooooooood( blood )-sheeeeeeeeed( shed )It’s the only thing I’ve ever known
Oi hollotwat yous a bum ye
>>154777904wonk nose ugly old bint
Remember the Mexican who used to post 1k word essays
Dana...Duh duh duh...
>>154778489>>154778523>>154778582Hey mate can you stop impersonating me please?
>>154778606
wonky
>>154778414OOOOOOOOOOOHGGGGGGGCVHHJBV
>OI MAX OILL SUCK YAR COCK>OILL EAT YER SHITE>JUST PLEASE DONT HEEM ME M8
Schaubs just sliding out of me like magma from an Volcanoe
>>154778727
>>154778636this is cultural appropriation
>>154778748Sure
>>154778610every day
Bo.
>>154778746Welp Ive been weemed, peace
Boo!
>>154778610he was made redundant by ai I fear with sadness
And then what did he say? He said; "Great guy, never meddim"
If you want to fight in the UFC, you've got to realize that you are just an elephant in the circus
>>154778817You talmbout free peanuts?
some wonk reduced my 5 star rating on bolt i didn't even know customers have these and i'm racist to all of them so i can't say who it is
Ask yourself, are you proud of your posts on /heem/? If not, then do the right thing and go away.
>>154778882
>>154778882make me
Just finished watching The Boys. How would Homelander do inside the octagon?
>>154778922THE the boys? Nah ain't never seen it
>>154778882i have posted the butthole
>>154778922ALEXALEX PLEASE NODON'T HEEM MEI'LL SUCK YOUR COCK
like michael chandler i have never seen brie's butthole
>>154779121Has a fighter ever taken the Homelander approach in an attempt to prevent being heemed
>>154779157Jeff Molina
>>154779157tom aspinall twice
>>154778891Just compete at Featherweight
>>154779157Basically what Jon Jones did when Aspinall laid down the challenge
>>154779157Ilia did it and it worked
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1xtFp2Wu_Towhat fighter has an IQ high enough to walk out to this song
The honeybadger exposed Gane and retired Bones. Levels.
>>154779219Haha you're so funny XD
>>154779225that's not a bad price icl
>>154779238It's a working class burger for working class people
Max sounds completely punch drunk on his streams
GODpuria laying down the law on boxcels
>>154779273Ilia would be like a mid level journeyman type in boxing. Like the sort of guy to barely make it in to the rankings and maybe swing a random title shot against a champ trying to keep busy
Conor and Max are both totally washed and I truly don't care to see either of them compete.
>>154779288yeah.. right.
Max would barely be international level as a boxer and Ilia was going pretty even with him in most exchanges And actual boxer would just obliterate himThat said Ryan Garcia isn't great and sometimes fights like a retard so a punchers chance is real here
>>154779225*exposed by Gane and solidified the mma math that Jones would have beaten him easily lol
time is a fist on chin
>>154779311Ilia would get slept by a golden gloves boxer like Schaub
>>154779288How would Ryan Garcia do in MMA?
this isnt reflexes. this isnt le counter punching. ilia predicted when charles would throw and threw at the same moment
>>154779392Decently well until he fights like one guy who can kick
>>154779399Do you know what counter punching is Often time it's preemptive
>>154779399He literally has telepathy how the fuck is anyone supposed to beat this guy
>>154779409yeah preemptive in that they wait for your hook for instance or bait it out and are prepared to counter it when its thrown. but he predicted when charles would throw based on his timing. he didnt wait for charles to throw to counter. surely this is unheard of
wonk nose freak
>>154779460You rang?
>>154779409flat circle actually
>>154779429>but he predicted when charles would throw based on his timing.He saw Charles step forward and feint with his lead hand and knew that a rear hand was likely coming his waySo he smothered the rear hand lane, parrying the coming straight, and landed a flush counter This isn't rocket science, this is literally counter punching 101
>>154779474your wonk rings
acquired more lidl 3 pack pizza (2 boxes) for the storage
>>154779479
>>154779510khabib belongs in a box
Pay attention.Take notes. Remember these words.Tyrone Woodley will be instrumental to the dismantling of the TKO Monopoly
>>154779575Dana really is a pimp to all of these hoe's, you've got to respect it
ufc is shit
>>154779606Shut the hell up!
>>154779606
Salty aussie faggot
>>154779575https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0iOyeLkunhM?feature=sharethe algorithm fed me this beast the other day
>>154779608no
>>154779650
>>154779399That wasn't counter punching. Ilia didn't even acknowledge charles as the other chest opponent. Infact ilia was playing both sides in chest by himself
>>154779575what I thought daner agreed to let conor fight floyd and take 50% of conors purse out of the kidness of his heart
You niggas are playing checkers, I'm playing with my balls
>>154779606Wdwtch
>>154779732Drag my checkers across your forehead
>>154779650I mean, is he wrong? I am glad Sean beat ratlip, but ratlip looked a lot worse than he has in most fights.Maybe Sean is just that good...
>>154774750>highest level MMA sequence ever captured on film>Is just boxing
>>154774750Wrong, it's actually been captured twice due to time being a flat circle
>>154779755its unironically checkers vs chest. just because you exchange pawns doesnt mean you are playing checkers.
>>154774750
>>154779575>if Jon wanted to fight NgubuJon waited until Stipe was fucking 43 and CTE'D to hell and hadn't fought in years to finally fight him.Jon is not gonna fight Ngubu.
FUCK SCHAUB
>>154776143I think she'd be a great wife
>>154779794*GADOOOOOOOOOOOSH*
>>154779830kek
>>154779825I actually wouldn't mind seeing her big stinky butthole
>>154779575what kind of jewish trick would make it possible for Jon to fight Francis ? going against the TKO jews is a tough battle
>>154779877>Jones vs Ngannou on Neggflixnow that would be kino
Song big dong Yadong fight week after a week
>>154779575Jon needs to do this fast, before he hits 40 and before he loses all the muscle he got pumping iron to HW
>>154779786Ngannou is over 40 himself and received massive brain damage from AJ
if they cant do Jones then I would like to see Ngannou vs Despaigne
>>154780016hes actually 39
When I see an woman posted hear I dont think of imediately fucking her and degrading her. I see a human being. Food for thought.
>>154779877The thing about the TKO contract is:1. It's massively predatory compared to a normal contract and any self respecting judge would blow their gasket if they saw it 2. The legality of these contracts is currently being sued over in court right now2. Breaking the contract won't make you subject to jail time, they'll just fine and sanction youA properly prepared lawyer would be able to give TKO hell for years if Jones wanted to try them. The major problem is that all the self respecting judges in this country dropped dead and the UFC is in good with the current highly corrupt administration, who could potentially just hand wave this all away
>>154780068no one cares that you're gay b
>>154780037You can never take African athlete's ages at face value. They lie all the time.t. Obafemi Martins
>>154773667>>154773733Sorry bubba, not enough time for him to get big even with juice. Plus he's crying about the amount of testing he's getting. Dana clearly doesn't want him juiced when he's probably only fighting one more time and how he fucked them over the last time. Max is still a high paid fighter who's going to be with the company after signing a big multi fight deal. Conor will lose to max and then retire or lose to a few more guys. At best he'll get a meng fight after losing.
GODsumeci fight day,
We cannot follow them!
>>154780071>le predatory!it's called a contract. jones signed an 8 fight contract before gane. he could have pushed for a lesser fight with lesser value but he went with a bigger contract. exclusivity clauses is normal in boxing btw lmao.newsflash Jones doesn't want to even fight niggubu. he was asked about getting out of his conract to fight him and he said he would love to get out of his contract and try boxing. he already makes more per fight than than gina and ronda made combined as the main event on mvp..
>>154780071>Current highly corrupt administration
Chael Sonnen told us that nothing is stopping Jones and Ngannou from fighting but they don't really want to, they just want to hide behind the excuse of contracts to appear like they would actually fight. Jones is retired and Nigganu is fighting dudes like Philipe Lins, they don't wanna fight each other.
>>154780314>it's called a contractThat's just not how law works. You can't just write down what ever you want on a piece of paper have someone sign it and now they have to obey it and if they don't it's illegal. This is a whole legal realm with established practices and precedent. The UFC contract gives what is essentially full control of a fighter and their image to ths UFC. They even get a cut of any business a fighter starts while under contract (they snuck that clause in there after Conor's beer company took off). And for all of this, fighters receive almost 0 benefits. They're contract workers who have less rights than a normal employee and 0 privileges. Under any understanding of contract law, this simply would not stand up to scrutiny. Again, they're currently being sued over this right now
>>154780406Go watch Luke Thomas you insufferable faggot
>>154780525It's overYou got heemed son
mfw when fighters think contracts are real. only costa doesnt give a shit what the contract says
>>154780570Reiner der Ridder broke his ONE contract and fought for the UFC illegally and they didn't do SHIT to him
nah new jre featuring eric weinstine just dropped. so pipe down for the next 2 hours 53 minutes and 32 seconds thanks
>>154780585Is that Weinstein related to the Weinstein who raped all those girls
>>154780611who's the divine dimepiece
>"I'll suck your dick Joe! Want me to eat shit? I'll eat your fucking shit! I'll eat your fucking shit on live JRE!"
>>154780612they are all "related"
>>1547806212011 movie star gina carone
>>154780665i wouldn't mind starring in her movie iykwim
I hope Dana White and Ari Emanuel go out like Homelander did
>>154780665>gina caroneMAROOOOOOOOOOOOON
heem sleepy
>>154780811wow spoiler alert much?jk we dont watch that gay shit here
Putin fucked Melania Trump!!
point four moby dick>>154780873ooooooooh?
>>154780873Did either of them enjoy it?
small sodaraspberry tartthe little things in life
>the little things in life But enough about your penis.
>>154781088
