be me44 year old portuguese specimenstill built like a greek god, abs carved from marble, veins popping like rivers on a mapsigned up for the "desert league" (saudi pro league) years ago when everyone called it a retirement home for has-beensfast forward to 2026 or whenever the fuck this season endswe're in the final matchdaytemperature on the pitch? 52°C (125°F for you burgerfags)air so dry your lungs feel like sandpaperopposing players dropping like flies from heat exhaustion by the 25th minutemedics running out of water bottlesreferee looks like he's about to melt into the turfmeanwhile Godnaldo Chadnaldo is out there doing step-overs in 50 degree heat like it's a cool spring evening in manchesterfirst half: scores a banger from 30 yards, curls it top bins while the keeper is literally hallucinating from dehydrationsecond half: hat-trick complete, one header where he out-jumps three 20-somethings who look like they're carrying the weight of the entire desert on their backsevery time he touches the ball the stadium erupts like it's the world cup finalteammates are literally using him as a human air conditioner, standing in his shadow90+5': final whistleAl Nassr clinch the league titlehe lifts the trophy with one arm (the other is busy doing the SIUUUU pose)crowd of 60k saudis chanting "CRISTIANO" while the sun tries (and fails) to kill himthis isn't football anymore brosthis is a 45 year old man single-handedly conquering the literal desertevery other "legend" would have retired to a yacht in portugal by nowmessi fans in shambles as usual, posting cope memes from their air-conditioned basementsronaldo? he's out here rewriting biology in extreme heatage is just a number when you're HIMGOAT debate over, has been for 15 years
>>154773098This was written by AI. With curry slop added
>>154776692Was it? The image is gay slop obviously, but the OP post was fun to read.
>>154776692AI hasn't reached that level of based autism yet
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