Last time >>154771974
>>154774482>>154774482>>154774482>>154774482>>154774482
SCAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAARRRRRRRRRRRRRRR
my avies! :))
>It was three to nothing
faggots
>empty netterBORING
pull me like a goalie
Carter Hart is the only Vegas player still trying
what happened to those blacks that broke the glass the other game?
SCARRRRRRRRRRRRR
this does not shart
>4ssvs
VEGAS SCAAAAAAAAARRR
Soft.Pussies.
guise my stream is behind, please don't spoilers :(
VEGAS SSSSSSSSSSSCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCAAAAAAAAARRRRRRRRRRRRRRRSSSSSSSSS
KWAB
gg, Gary
>>154774482GOLDEN SHOWERTONIGHT
>fraudorado fagalanche
>voice crack
Marner.
>>154774532speaking of pussydid kirill have a girl with him at maynards the other day?
DOUD SSSSSSSSSSSSSSSCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAARRRRRRRRRRRRRSSSSSSSSSS
which NHL team will be the first to go all in on palantir style AI-enhanced decision making?
Wait, how was that not icing?
why are the Avs so unlikeable? I used to actually kind of like them as a fan of an east coast team
W3dg3wood
how do you get out hustled to a puck with the net empty? assv are total frauds.
>puck watching
PRESIDENT CURSE STRIKES AGAIN
>"they're streaming to the exits, now, here in Ball Arena"
good night bros
>>154774551elite
>>154774568I think dowd broke out early because that was a set play
I've been in a coma since 1994, and I just woke up. I can't wait to see what the Nordiques and Whalers are up to this year.
So much for that Sweep lmao
>>154774563Colorado fans exposed as sunbelt
>>154774568they're tired
>>154774564they only have 2 good players but still win a lot. fuck them, they dont deserve their level of success
50% chance of nmd committing sudoku when our knighties get yet another milly
>>154774584good knight
>>154774584Hyvaa Yota Heikki :)I'll be joining you soon
>>154774590Nords beat the Scouts but the Whalers fell to the Golden Seals
I was told the assvs were good?
I called it>>154772833>>154772833>>154772833>>154772833>>154772833
>>154774561probably Utah since the owner is a tech-bro.
Better meme if Marner or the Rape Chad wins the Conn Smythe?
what a shit game. can't believe I stayed up for this
Happy for Carter Hart
>>154774619You're a wizard
>>154774568Dowd is the 4th line center. He had less ice time that the avs players.
>>154774561can't be worse than the leafs front office
sex with emily kaplan
>>154774629#me too
LETS FUCKING GO KNIGHTBROS>LETS FUCKING GO KNIGHTBROSLETS FUCKING GO KNIGHTBROS>LETS FUCKING GO KNIGHTBROSRetards almost fumbled it butLETS FUCKING GO KNIGHTBROS anyway
Look on the bright side >laffs fansIts not like we can be even more of a laughing stock
you guys told me Aves in finals was a sure thing? what's going on?
Huomenta but the opposite
>>154774629what would EM think?
>>154774577BAWWWWWWWWWWWL ARENA
>>154774638i was in an elevator with her recently. Shes very short and starting to show age lines on her face, but she has a nice smile
>>154774629imagine not signing him when you had the chance because you thought he was a sex pest.
>>154774656human beings are emotional animals and their hatred blinds them
>>154774624>Rape ChadDucks lost anon
>>154774650>Its not like we can be even more of a laughing stock
>>154774663She's going to try to steal the Conn Smythe :(
>>154774673the oilers are better off without him
>>154774675technically Q didnt rape anyone, he just protected a rapist and enabled him to rape a 15yo
Lmao, coloFRAUDo deserves that loss for the faggot ass ref cheating a highstick call on a followthrough
>>154774629Agreed. I like he’s showing his best performance and is getting praised
FRAUDWATCH
>>154774710how?
>>154774724they got to keep their dignity
>assvs
>>154774663Erin Moriarty?
>>154774692i have and urge to wrap my hand around her throat...it looks so...accessible...
>>154774663#BelieveAllWomen
>>154774732what? no they didnt, 2nd biggest punchline team after the Laffs
>>154774711Erm ackshually my reddit friends that he did by extension
>>154774692This is tranny pron ain't it?
>>154774663She should have married him
>>154774673we got the Bussay instead
>>154774732I'd rather have a 50 year cup drought than win one with some horny degenerate who doesn't respect women.
>>154774561Oh damn the one rangers podcast guy doesn't work for Palantir anymore. Never really held it against him, their content is ok and everyone sells out, it was just a funny thing to know
>>154774710Yeah, better off on the GOLF COURSE!
>>154774751Wasn't the judge a woman? Which one do we believe?
>>154774775that woman didnt respect herself
Women(?) on Twitter are seething
>>154774801kek
>>154774776which one
>Carter Hart might actually win the Stanley Cup
>Carter Hart rubs off on his teamIts almost like Pierre McGuire is still a commentator
>>154774828Fuck this divegrass soft pussy faggot
>>154774801
>>154774825if this happens a woman will simply hide in the cup and garrote him in his backyard
>>154774826jen
>>154774847>Why yes, I stepped up to raise my wife's sons
SOFT
>>154774850Why do they all have the same hairstyle?
>“why does everyone hate vegas” besides the obvious, this is their fanbase when you say one thing about them
evanka mogging jen rn
>>154774850this was the girl
>>154774943Would.
>>154774850Lol
>>154774943Not fat enough
>redditrannies are so visibly seething about vegas and their chads winning they're trying to make the rape thing stickLolLmao evenGo back to r/hockey
If "2000 pounds" of pwhl players wanted to do some evil marquis de sade stuff to me I would consent fyi
>>154774979this bingo board already broke
>>154774986>"2000 pounds" of pwhl playersimagine the smell.
>>154775001rather not. nasty ass yeast smell + theyre all dykes
>>154774943Not bad honestly.
>Check the SDPN vod>talking about how Mac will bring it back>Dowd Empty Net>Starts seethingLOL
Good 4 Vegas. Avasucks are eternal fraudsLove, Dylan
NHL Postgame is livehttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=T2UuJKVXGHs
>>154775048Don't forget these faggots (Assves) made an entire thing about Landeskog coming back and they got fucking kwab'd by the Fraudstars kwabs
imagine the fraudsters losing their second home game. oof
>>154774850Why was Sam Steele the only one not called as a witness?
>>154774908
>>154774692who tf is this i think i know her
>>154775079DALLAS>SAARSDALLAS>SAARSDALLAS>SAARSDALLAS>SAARSDALLAS>SAARSDALLAS>SAARS
>>154775073Colorado got single handily beaten by Rantanen which tells you everything needed to know. The conditional commentarian amnesia regarding their previous chokes is betting manipulation and nothing more.
>>154774943the fishheads may never recover
are we supposed to root for the hurricants now since theyre playing the kwhabs?
>tfw exposed
>>154775179Cope Dallas is the coolest team in the league and the playoffs suck now that they aren’t it in.
thank you to the bro that sent the build guide for the warlock. i'm playing a sorcerer now but if i return to him i'll respec
>>154775229Saar...go to bed.
>shitvalanche
dear canacucks,fuck the habs + corner gas is NOT funny
>>154774943no that's that banker CEO that the jeet accused of things
>>154775179They were too worried about mexicans daydreaming about "retaking the south" and got replaced by jeets almost overnight.
Vancouver Canucks GM Jian Ghomeshi
avs deserved to lose due to how many nordiques jerseys I saw in the crowd... it's disrespectful of them to wear those jerseys
>>154774515>pull me like one of your French goalies
dynamite won
Oh no no nonono
>yfw youre gonna have to cheer for the canes or canacucks bc of the fucking chokers in coloradoWorst fucking timeline
>>154775305Mexicans are great but they need to chill on that "chelada" shit. What if a beer had 3% ABV and was somehow also gross
>>154775353>4 quotes calling him a retard>2 likes from actual retards>8 bookmarks by people waiting to call him a retardall for the low low price of $750
>>154775368>beerLmao their beer is only good for making fish tacos. Tequila is where its fucking a
>>154775353all betfags need this treatment. I hope they all become homeless.
>>154775357knights genny retard kek
We got goalied by a piece of shit motherfucker who shouldn't be in the league, makes me sick.We'll get 'em back on Friday.
>>154775427We don't have PK's dumbshit brother as goalie anymore, why did they make him black?They are rebounding the hex. What fucking idiots lol
>>154775427>kniggets
>>154775427Kind of hard to be racist against the vegas golden knights but hockey fans did it! Props
Way too much panic and dooming going on, especially on DNVR comments. Vegas won't first game. So what, they required extreme luck, Avs playing like shit, and very horrible officiating like they always do. Vegas isn't winning two games total, let alone 3 more. Makar will be back, and even if he isn't, Avs in 5. Vegas got their miracle to prevent the sweep, they aren't getting another miracle.
*be's winning*
Was at the game. Fairly new hockey fan (only because my business got tickets last year). Long time soccer fan.My read is that Vegas just finished their chances and their goalie had an outlier game. The margins are very very tight. Their second goal was from a bullshit penalty, their third from a turnover or errant pass. Their keeper played incredibly well. McKinnon had two breakaways he’d often score, and over several games he will. We hit the post a couple times before we scored .They can’t get those lucky bounces for 7 straight games.The Avs generally seemed dominant except for a short stretch in the first after the early penalty gave Vegas a power play.Vegas will have to play perfect to keep winning. The Avs just need to reduce the wild passes and get slightly better at shooting - or Rapey Hart reduce to his normal mean of save % - and I think they win this series.At the end of the game the Avs had figured out how to score and the two they put past Hart will at least break the aura of invincibility.Hopefully Cale is healthy soon. While I can’t pinpoint specific plays where we missed him because I dont know enough about hockey, I’d bet he would have created a bigger threat on the right from deep.
>>154775455Doubt on Makar, series is over for him, and if they play him he'll be 100% gone on the SC series (which hurts way more)
>>154775427>free soi donut with softpusy victorykwab>why did they make him black?because denver is a libshit dei shithole.
>>154775473Keep it to 4 lines or less please, this isnt your personal blog
>single-handedly knocks the softpusys out of the conference finals without even playing in themkek
>>154775485 Hey folks, I eat the same meal every playoff game day going back to '22. I had something different today.This is on me.Ill do better.
The ’22 team spoiled us because they never trailed in a series, but both of the ’96 and ’01 teams did (twice each) en route to winning the Cup. Far too early to panic, even if Cale isn’t 100% by Friday. But dig in… this series is now almost certainly going 6 or 7.
>>154775496>i ate cock every playoff game day going back to '22>i ate 2 cocks today
>>154775521I'd do so many dirty things to that cock-tease slut. The chick isn't bad looking neither.
>>154775521stop posting this cuck
ludwig kaiser got arrested bro's
>>154775545Future de facto Rangers gm (post coup) Lauren Kyle!
>>154775427>bitchcraft
>>154775576worked
>>154775586nah it's a shoot it's on tmz
>>154775473Keep it to 8 lines or more please. This isn't your personal twitter
The 2022 team lost home ice against the Bloos and still won in 6.The 2001 team lost home ice 3 times: once to the Kings, winning in 7, and twice to the Devils in the finals, winning in 7.The 1996 team lost home ice 2 times: once to the Canucks, winning in 6, and once to the Blackhawks, winning in 6.
>>154775427>Let's target the black one
>>154775595>battery against another maleit's nothing. not even enough for an assault charge.
>>154775614>yeah, butkwasofpusy
who is the Wemby of hockey?
Does McDavid's girlfriend have a job?
>>154775521what a low effort costume
>>154775666Being a gold digger
>>154775657chayka owns and operates 62 Wendys so probably him
I definitely don’t think Vegas sucks but they played damn near perfect tonight and hart stood on his head plus some puck luck. The Avs played a bit sloppy but threw almost 40 shots at hart. If they keep that up, eventually Vegas can’t keep up with them.So I’m not panicking yet, and neither should anyone else.
>>154775672I can't imagine dating as a rich athlete because my first impression would be the women just liking you for the money and them not having to work. Aaron Rodgers had it right. Just stay single and deal with homo-sexuality allegations until you retire.
>>154775666Connor McDavid's wife is Canadian interior designer and entrepreneur Lauren Kyle McDavid. Beyond supporting McDavid during his hockey career, Lauren has built her own business empire in Edmonton. Her business ventures include:Kyle & Co.: An interior design firm she founded in 2019.Trove Living: A high-end furniture retail company.Bar Trove: A popular restaurant and cocktail bar located in Edmonton.Sports Club Atelier: Her sportswear brand, which includes collaborations with Hockey Canada.
>>154775666Elias Petterssons wife sells candy in the stands during the games.>“I have always had the biggest sweet tooth my whole life, and I also have always wanted to be an entrepreneur,” Katelyn said about the new business venture on her YouTube channel.
>>154775700aaron is playing one (1) more season for >our steelies :) and then retiring
>>154775706>>154775712how'd these women make their money to start a business?
>>154775725their dads retard keep up
>>154775725they are born into upper middle class families
>>154775706so basically he paid for all that and she likely does passive management of them while other people do all the work?
>>154775743idk but she's the one who designed the soulless house
>>154775743were you expecting her to build the furniture herself?
>>154775760says it's a retail store, so likely has a manager that does everything there and she just checks in once in a while and collects the money made. She probably just picked the buiding to lease and what to sell and told Connor to write the check.slay queen!
>>154775778i mean, an interior designer generally operates more like an architect than a cabinetmaker. they'll have a firm.
Vegas played to their strengths. Were dangerous and deadly with their chances. even that empty netter at the end.Honestly, I thought the Avs played well enough, controlled the puck, spent a lot of time in the O zone. Unfortunately the shooting was terrible, defence was atrocious and we had that classic combo of errant backwards passes and turnovers.We gotta stick it in the net though. Can't drive play, create chances and then derp.I doubt VGK pulls out another game like this. On to the next one.
>>154775816yes but it says she has an interior design firm and a retail company that sells furniture so I was assuming it was a storefront like IKEA or something.
>>154775816This is Kyle & Co.
>>154775835it's possible. like a showroom for designed pieces instead of a generic furniture store.
i like lauren's vibes. too bad connor has evil ones. and remember when he cheated on her like 2 years ago?
>>154775427LMAO god vegas is so based
>>154775841is that a man
>>154775884she wears the pants in the relationship
Canes-Habs game is gonna be the only thing that's good on TV. At least till the 24th when the Indy 500 is on, but I do hope the Avs can banish the Vegas pieces of shit to either the Rockies or Death Valley and leave them to die, depending on which arena they're in. They deserve to go to hell for missing the mark so badly on their logo.
>>154775268Cry more
>>154775861knights won bro :) i was told they were going to get swept
>>154775896knights genny tranny kek ya boilin
This will probably be a super unpopular opinion but I’d rather see Kivi out there for some of our fellas that just didn’t show up at all tonight. Idk if they were injured or what was going on, but I can always count on Kivi giving 110% every minute he’s on the ice, winning against the boards, and back checking like his life depends on it. However, I still have faith. I knew this series was gonna be tough and was shocked how confident people felt that we’d take it in 4.
>>154775909Get fucked you goddamn tourist. You had Elvis. You had THIS in 2002, and your boys still chose a fucking stupid ass gladiator helmet, what a bunch of retards.
>>154775900>Cry moreI have to, your shitty is unfortunately not funny
>>154775904God bless the anon posting the hyper seething redditposts. Knights won :]
>>154775935oh fuck bro's he is M A D
We played well enough to win, just got punished for some mental mistakes and lazy backchecking.Anyone who thought we would roll over Vegas probably hasn’t watched them play lately, they’re a tough team and this is going to be a very tough series, but one game doesn’t eliminate us. I expect a much more consistent effort in G2.One thing that needs to happen, though, especially with Cale out, is more aggressiveness offensively from Necas. He needs to be more willing to attack their defensemen on entry and shoot the puck when he has a chance, I thought he was a little too passive for most of the game.
It’s a 7 game series relax. We’re clearly the better team even without Makar. We will grind it out, and I’m sorry there’s no way Hart plays like that this whole series. Dude could barely stand at the end of the game either bc he’s hurt or he can’t handle the heat.
>people think there is seething about the knightsthis is nothing to the ongoing meltdown on twitter over will smith hockey making banana bread in a flat pan instead of a loaf mould when there is video evidence that he knows how to use those too
That was kinda sloppy offensively with the passes, shots right into defenders, etc. But I feel like that game was all Avs otherwise. Every shot was a juicy rebound and I think they had most offence possession. I feel like the dam will crack for Vegas.
>>154774887they were rockin the low taper fade
Honestly they played so bad that I’m actually feeling like it’s a good thing. It’s not like they gave it their all and had a great game and still somehow lost, we did this one all to ourselves. Hopefully the locker room leadership comes through and the guys mentally turn it around for friday. We are 10000% the better team, cale or no cale, and if we play like we are capable we will win this series. But not like that.
>>154775989You're goddamn right. I'll fuck you till you love me, faggot. I roll with guys who will RAPE you.
>>154775991>>154776001>>154776009>>154776017Kek is this from hockey or the assvalanche sub
>>154776020take your meds bud kek
>>154776002retardo
If it makes anyone feel any better, the Vegas fans behind me as I was walking out were absolutely certain they were going to lose in OT if we tied it up. And they were glad they were able to get this win, cause they don't expect that Vegas will win the next one.
Honestly desu bros tbchwy, this is the least frustrated I've felt from a loss in the playoffs in a while, which might seem odd. This is the team's second loss so far in these playoffs and they didn't really look out of it. There were definitely some frustrating parts of this game, don't get me wrong but we saw LOC absolutely beat farter shart in the first period, just got unlucky on the post. Knights get a PP on a bullshit penalty and a lucky bounce off a hand. If not for that, game is tied up 1-1 in the third before the boys started surging.IMO, and I say this OFTEN, the Avs tend to look a bit rusty coming off of a long rest. Even 3 or 4 days and it seems to take them a bit to find their legs for whatever reason. While I truly didn't hate the start, I believe they will look like themselves earlier next game and adjustments on D will be made to better suit Toews and Malinski's talents if Makar is still out.The knights aren't to be taken lightly, as I'm sure everyone can now agree on, but I still think this team can take it in 5 or 6. I said Avs in 4 for the Kings and 5 for the wild and happened to be right on those. Not saying I'm infallible, of course, but if I'm right then you can quote me.
>>154776033Yes that makes me feel better... feels good about how delusional knights haters are KEK literally making up shit to cope with VGK winning the cup again
>>154775666she is currently designing Draisaitls house
>>154776029Don't need meds if I have a gym
>>154776046the cope here is fueling me
>>1547760501-16
>>154776046 Yeah, I feel the same, a BS PP goal and an odd glove down and tap in for the 3rd. If not.for that odd one, we're tied at 2 and going for the W in reg or OT. We tend to get deflated when we don't score early. We need to score sporadically throughout the game to keep up the speed game.
>>154776049In just a couple years mika zibanejad's hot swedish soccer player wife will have to tell her she's soooo smart and soooo funny
>we
i thought /hoc/ always wanted a gen z lady boss but now suddenly you are telling me you wouldnt let lauren kyle piss in your mouth?
>>154776087lauren kyle is ugly as fuck dude get a grip
>>1547760608-0, and lets make that 12-0 and even 16-0. The North Carolinian Century is upon you. South Carolina doesn't deserve shit btw.
is reddit unironically more unhinged than we are? lmao these cope posts from reddit whenever the knighties win are peak as fuck
>>154776087I have never been into water sports but I had a dream where an ex was sitting on the counter and streaming into my mouth and I woke up rock hard. First time in years I've had morning wood. Someone call Freud and extrapolate that shit for me.
>>154776100They are in denial about it, at least 4chan admits it's retarded
>>154776100I think we are more likely to be schizophrenics screaming at strangers at the bus stop and they are more likely to be big 4 firm accountants but there are still some commonalities there
>text messages made moments before disaster
>>154776108It's your brain yelling you to wake up and take a piss.
>>154776100Reddit is a dogshit cesspool where you can be a schizo off their meds and threaten kids but also get 10k upboats because reasons ... so yes
>>154776087gen z boss and a minigen z boss and a mini
>>154776098kwab remember when rod said you didn't get swept when ya did
Mackinnon was so pissed off in the locker room interviews. I could just imagian what he had to say to the boys in the locker room after that performance.
>>154776176He's getting PTSD from the Olympics again
>>154776069pretty sure its Colofraudo...>Fagalanche is based
>>154776031is this supposed to mean something?
>Colofraudo>Assves>FagalancheKwabs
Also feel like the batting the puck with your hand on a goal needs worked on. If a puck clearly rebounds off your hand and you then touch it with your stick, count it (like the disallowed goal for Wild in game 5, it clearly just rebounds of his hand and if his stick touches it it should count), but if you deliberately bat a puck with your hand and then tap the puck that is already going into the net with your stick, it shouldn't count (like the 3rd goal for Vegas). Not like I expect the league to call it correctly even if they did change it, though
>>154776172It's coach talk, gotta keep the players hungry and ready. I bet your guys just get screamed at and pissed on whenever you lose a single game. We're raising hell and praising Dale over here.
>>154776217>NOOOO EVERYONE NEEDS RULES EXCEPT US!!!!kwaf
>>154776228>i-i betyou should hold your wager bud
>>154776205I'm sticking with it, fuck the talking heads
>>154776247Wtf we love Talking Heads here. Fuck the fagalanche tho
>>154776246I WILL that the Canes win. That enough for ya fair-weather candy asses?
>>154776267kwab
>>154776257by that I was saying the media, not the band. this is my favorite song by them btw
I know there was some flukey shit tonight but you cannot afford to give up 3 unanswered goals in the playoffs. Find a way to score one and this is a game long before 10 minutes left in the third. Two games in a row giving up 3 is shocking after the bounce back they had last game. I thought they would come out with some oomph and they had chances but also whiffed on so many passes and shots.Not worried but you gotta play better and score some fucking goals.
>>154776274
Well avsbros it was a good run
>>154776294Similarly to the summer of 1992, in the hot sweaty summer of '93 against all odds a Canadian team had won the Stanley Cup for the last time in history.
>>154776278>there was some flukey shit tonightthe reddit cope is unreal
>>154776277>my favorite song is their biggest hitkek. at least you like it i guess.
Less shots from the point, 20 blocked shots is a huge yikes. We looked pretty sad without Cale, I know he’s awesome, but expected the guys to have a little more fight today. Sucks we have to play these guys, just feel like no matter how talented we never match up well
>>154776316>same as it ever was, same as it ever was
>>154776277>psycho killerSolid pick. Tbh 77 has a lot of quirky and underrated songs
Colonarado Assvalanche
>The Canes literally played their last game 10+ days agoI was starting to forget they are still in the playoffs
Were colofraudo this copey when dylans rantenen singlehandedly btfod them last year
>>154776372true they're pretty forgettable
my canesies play later today :)
>>154776385I'd never seen both fans and the players so broken when they got KWABED
Habs in 6, no, 5
the vegas golden marners
>>154776437you better be doing pushups the whole game or else you'll make rod angry
>>154776437who?
Am I the only one that thought that Vegas empty netter was icing? I don’t understand how the refs waived that off
>>154776521KWAB
>forever stained with just a silver medal kwab
I have now been radicalized to be a Vegas fan for the remainder of the playoffs.
>>154776541ONE OF US
>>154774482>finally face a team of disciplined soulless robots>loseOf course
It's official, Vegas is /hoc/s team
>>154775268everyone loves early Corner Gas and Trailer Park Boys JACKASS
>>154776541>it would be like [negro sports references]uhhh okay sure man whatever you say
>>154776561
Watching the game and now seeing the post game advanced stats. We were the better team, especially 5 on 5. We need our goalie to step up and we need to go even harder on Friday. Expected goal share 5 on 5 was over 60% Colorado. All strengths was 52% so their pp is lethal but again, we played well considering it took us forever to wake up. We need better goaltending, we need a better start to games, and we need to stay out of the box.
>>154776583>t.
>>154776561>>154776575>>154776541Large penis owner typed these posts
not saying avs should play dirty, but I wouldn’t mind a lot more intensity and physicality from our guys early in game 2. make vegas scared to touch the puck along the boards and start breaking them up when they start their man to man/phalanx around hart
Play good hockey for even one full period of that game and they'd be tied at worst at the end of the third, couldn't manage that.They are getting killed on the dot. I don't think we won a single important draw clean.Nelson needs to be better. Can't say that his defensive game makes up for a lack of offense anymore. He wasn't even good defensively. Moreover everyone they try to play on his wing turns invisible.Yes Makar being out has a big impact but the defensive deployment as a whole is bad. Bednar needs to get over his Jack Ahcan fixation if Makar can't play, he has other 7D options. Put Burns on the PP the O-zone is the place he is actually useful. Toews' minutes should be saved for 5v5 and defensive zone draws.Imo Wedgewood should still start game 2, you can argue that the first goal was weak but the team didn't do much to help him throughout the whole game.Edit: apparently Nelson won more than he lost on the dot corrected that Edit 2: thanks for the gold kind stranger
The advanced stats said I'm gay? I'm not even sure how they would know that
>minnesota hates winnipeg more than dallas or coloradowtf
>>154776638based arizona
Im already over this stupid ass narrative from espn about how the avs are losing /lost because they dont have Makar. It has nothing to do with that. There are 20+ other players on the ice and they all sucked tonight. Like WTF Manson, Kadri, and Nelson?
the assv d completely giving up and allowing dowd to beat them to the empty net is KINO
>>154776588>that face>that quote>that medalMy absolute fucking SIDES how tf can anyone like this team when this soft pussy ass team and player
>>154776684Brain sharted too much
>>154776583>We need better goaltending, we need a better start to games, and we need to stay out of the box.Just score earlier
>>154776709kek it's giving "if we wouldn't have lost we would've won" energy
A couple thoughts. Wedgewood is going to want 2 of those 3 back, other than that he was solid and had a great save on broken coverage after a faceoff. Nelson is starting to worry me, had some great looks and missed the net and also fumbled the puck leading to a goal. If you aren’t going to score you better be lock down D and he lost his battles tonight, also his face offs sucked. Marty needs to go watch some film or something because they had an answer for him all game, very ineffective.On a positive note Nate looks very motivated and although he didn’t score he was our most effective player even with the added coverage he received due to Cale being out.Landy said this earlier in the playoffs, “The first game is only important if you win”Go Avs, stay positive and enjoy the ride. We got this
>>154776684He was about to kill the reporters in the post gamehttps://youtu.be/FWJXruQzGa8?si=0EpujzF97M2pWLdV&t=45
>>154776747KWAB what a melty
>>154776747Tina :)
they're wakin you up to close the barstreet's wet you can tell by the sound of the cars
Carter Hart keeping people from scoring….carter hart being a rapist. There’s a joke here somewhere.Regardless, other than 2 moments that went their way I don’t think we got dominated which is what ESPN is going to start spouting off.Wherever that energy was in the first 10 minutes and the 3rd they should try doing that all game.
Great game by Vegas, they won the board battles and Hart was outstanding.I think a couple bounces could've gone Colorados way but if the Avs continue to dance with the puck, they're gonna lose the series.Mackinnon, Necas, and Nelson need to step up
A couple of things stood out to me Two bad back checks, one on the 3rd goal by Vegas and then the ENG.. Would like to see more attack from Necas.. he was an amazing playmaker in Minnesota but fucking shoot it dude, keep going to the net. We need more from Nelson, dude is really snakebitten since the Olympics. Why play Ahcan for 7 minutes instead of Blankenburg?We know the Avs have a far better game in them, and this was still a fairly close affair. Avs clean up their mistakes in game 2 and make a statement IMO.
>Mitch Marner: goes insane against Utah >Toronto fans: It's fucking Utah>Mitch Marner: goes insane against Anaheim>Toronto fans: It's fucking Anaheim>Mitch Marner: goes insane against >Colorado in Game 1>Toronto fans: ..............................K W A B
Stop spam posting reddit comments I would genuinely rather see the softpusy poster at this point
>>154776846
>>154776818>he was an amazing playmaker in Minnesota but fucking shoot it dude, keep going to the net.This is what kills me about the Avs and Bednar. Vegas is playing you tighter. You have to know the game that you're in. Avs had Vegas somewhat on the ropes early in the 1st and regressed into set plays from the blue line.3rd line flourishes because of this. They take what's there.
>>154776856hart could win it too
It was an embarrassing (lack of) effort tonight, but to be honest that kind of seemed like Vegas gave it all they had to beat a piss poor effort Avs team. Hart made some really good saves, but he also got lucky that more than a few shots just missed the net. Not really too worried about the series if the boys actually play with some fire under their ass. They were playing like it was regular season game 82 out there tonight.
>>154776858The media votes on it, they will never give it to hart.
>>154776856>"Avs are gonna win in 6">Mitch Marner does a thing>MiTcH iS gOnNa WiN a CuP wItH vEgAs! iTs OvEr LeAfsNaTiOnHe folded like a chair lmao
>>154776856dingle has the knights over the randycanes? interesting
>>154776872>1-16rmyt
dylan coghlan was +7000 to score the first goal today
>>154776856lol
>>154776856As long as a Cucknadian team doesn't win Stan Lee, I'm cool with it.
>>154776937>t. Canadian derangement syndrome
>>154776947mitch won bud
>>154776952i thought bud 1
Flat out sucked shit tonight. End of story. We play like that again and we will not win this series.
only shit teams today
I’m not loosing too much sleep over this one, a different bounce or two and the avs are in a tied game at the end of the third. 99% of the time the first goal doesn’t go in, and one of those LOC shots goes in and we have a ball game. The “deserve to win o meter” had us up pretty big, and it felt like we had more zone time and better quality shots witch is as much as you can ask for in a loss.How hockey goes sometimes, I expect a big response on Friday especially if Cale is back.
I think game 2 would be a good time to make some line adjustments. Pushing Nuke down and having Roy play with Colton and Nelson worked games 4 and 5, but it is probably time for the Landy-Mack-Nuke line to finally be used again. Put Necas and Lehky with Nelson, would still be a pretty good shut down line but with a little more offensive punch. 4th line can stay the same, and the Colton-Kadri-Roy 3rd line would be a little slower of a line, but would still be pretty good. I think Makar will be back game 2, but if not, Eagles are off for a few days since they are the first team to move onto the conference finals, and the two teams they play could end up in a ties series after tomorrow, so you could always try out Gagne over Ahcan, keep that left handed shot, but also add size, and I believe I read he is fast, too, but not sure about that.The Landy-Mack-Nuke line was our best in the cup run in 2022, and Nuke's hard work as well as his defensive play works very well with those two. Lehky and Nećas also work really well with Nelson's defensive capabilities, Lehky's checking, and Nećas' zone entry and puck handling
slopdown was cancelled
these people need help kek
>>154777043Goystool Sports
>>154777043I need the Knights to win the cup, imagine the mountain of seethe by these kinds of retards...
>>154777043which one of you is this?
what should the pwhl lady san jose team be called?
>>154777057found em >>154777053
>>154777057Whoever this man is, he is based beyond belief
>>154777054it'd be a bunch of shit like "i-i'm done with this league forever!!!!!!!!!!!!!" or "i-i love you g-guys on this sub reddit but i n-need an extended break"
>>154777057jej
>In the core-4 era, Marner led all Maple Leafs in playoff points, pts/game, assists, and time on ice from a forward while having a 5v5 xGA/60 in the same ballpark as Patrice Bergeron.are the leafs stupid?
>>154777077Indeed. The dilating will be cranked to 11
>>154777096>best sport worst league!!!!!!
>>154777085Yes, although they were rewarded by Gary with the consolation prize that is Gavin Mckenna, sadly.
>>154777085Not just the Leafs, the entirety of Toronto
that retarded mutt luca from bardown is coping and seething hard
evander really did fumble by picking this crazy bitch
>>154777215Did Howden get hurt before or after the goal?
>>154777215dafuq did howden do?
Totally sustainable for your rapist 4th liner to keeps scoring like this.Avs in 5, you cocksucker rapists
>>154777218after but he played afterwards>>154777219he was briefly in the room with EM and so he is a rapist!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
>>154777201look at that fucking FACEhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rVpg2IrGwsk
>>154777201>he bought?
Knights fans are unhinged
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=u_AI2v-4DTsthis should have been bud's waifu instead of JVOEL
>>154777579the mascot violence these playoffs is extremely unsettling
whats jamiroquai
>losing a single game to vegaswhoever wins the other matchup is sweeping these frauds
>>154777819a kind of orchid
Hi, I'm from Reddit and I come in peace. You're all gay and that's good, but it's not ok that you're not malding monolithically at convicted rapists. Be better.
>>154777897hi
>>154777215At this rate they are gonna devalue the seriousness of real rape lol>>154777897>Come in peace>Immediately use gay as an insultNot very progressive of you
Huomenta
>Your city is not about to win two hockey championships in one yearKWAB
>>154776541yea thats the boat im in as well
I love Carter Hart!
already ordered both home and away Hart jerseys
>>154778293Based. Don't forget about alternates too!
You will get zero updoots with these posts.
>>154778417what's updoot?
>>154778417*downdoots you*
>>154778219Gary gave Montreal the ladypuck win to soften the blow that is what he's about to do to the Habs
Ded threadDed /hoc/Ded frogs
>>154778601I'm not dead
I lost the game
>>154778632fuck you
>>154778219Do you really think MTL fans expected a cup this year? This is all gravy from this point on, we've won already.
>>154778632What game anon?
>>154778647They'll get smoked by Carolina, but because they made the ECF management will think they're now a legitimate contender and do jack shit to patch the massive holes the roster still has. This is the dream scenario for us Habs haters
>>154778219Did anybody actually care about the pwhl finals?
>>154778663>laffs
>>154778663>Montreal doing well is actually BAD for Montreal and the clearly competent management who skillfully build a new core of guys at great contract rates will blunder it this time!now THIS is cope
>>154778679I wouldn't even know PWHL exists if it wasn't for /hoc/
>>154778686Drafting good players when your team is shit is the easy part. Those playoffs thoroughly exposed how flawed the Habs still are and they would have jobbed to the geriatric >blots if they didn't have an horseshoe jammed up their ass. Their D is so trash that they basically play 5D most nights because Xhejak is practically unplayable and they apparently don't have anyone better to replace him with.
Dust off the parade plans
>>154778717Thank you Gary.
>>154778714>Making final 4 is le bad nowI can SMELL the leafs on you
ok /hoc/ which one of you is this
>>154777579>vegas bornis anyone actually born in vegas? feels like everyone moves there
>>154778752I wish I was that thin
>>154778752Black Sabers mogs every other jersey on fatboy my a large margin
>>154778752That poor American man looks malnourished. Someone give him a burger, STAT.
>>154778714>laffs
Morning /hoc/>Assvs>LAFFS
>>154778743>if you lose you win
erm i didn't know /hoc/ had a league of its own
>>154778743The Samir stench is overpowering.
>>154778818>you have to win a cup every year otherwise it's all been worthless>having a young core who have seen 2 game 7s is worthless>Finally developing solid goaltending is worthless>>>LAFFS
>>154778821If your team is shown in this video, I need you to leave /hoc/ immediately.
>>154778818> ((( laffs )))
>>154778714If it's so easy why do the leafs still suck COCK
Marner has been redeemed
>>154778877Holy fucking digits
Just took a massive chayka after downing my morning coffee
GOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOD MORKNING, KNIGHTS KNATION. Gonna start my day off by doing some gooning and drinking coffee.
>>154778743I am baffled people will spend a paragraph making themselves look like a bozo
I’ve been in the office for 3.5 half hours and I’ve done approximately 10 minutes worth of work
Only 2 number 1 draft picks in the last 10 years have played in the conference finals, Lafreniere and Slafkovsky
Does Taylor Hall have a chance to get into the HoF if he wins the cup? I think the only players in the last 50 years who won the Hart trophy and aren't clear hall of famers are him and Jose Theodore
>>154778905Same here except I'm working from home. Nothing like getting paid to shitpost.
>>154778905>>154778937What do you guys do for work? I manage online hockey memes
>>154778934>giving carey price a free ride into the HOFyou sound like all his media dick riders (he's a thief!)
>>154778955He didn't get in in his first year of eligibility though
>>154778905>>154778937It’s the end of the Q1 financial reporting report so I bounce between being busy and having nothing to do
>Hurricanes
Good guys won last night and the good guys are winning right now
>>154779030Retard.
>>154778955>laffs
just logged on to /hoc/ bros, give me a sitrep
>>154779229We're all buying jerseys
"I think I peed a little in the penalty box. I was so excited.” - Marie-Philip Poulin on her honest reaction to when Abby Roque scored a jailbreak goal
>laffs
>>154778758I knew someone that was born in Vegas, then moved to Calgary. Their dad was an assistant coach in boston
>>154779272>then moved to Calgarythat's based, he's probably also a Flames Mega Chad
KEK
>>154779297I wish I could be a Flames chad
>>154776937Based Mexican. This is why we like you more than CanaJEETs. Now get me one of those bloody Mary things
>>154779229Colorado is shit without Makar The laffs were holding back Marner Carter Hart is elite
>>154776856Canadian self deprecating "humor" is so effeminate and fake compared to the Brits
>>154779324Anyone can be a FlamesChad, you just need to feel it in your heart
>>154779245I'm so jealous of whomever got to clean the penalty box
Did Stone even play or is his pp still hurting
/hoc/: 1reddit: 0
>>154779435Thanks for the support. I've been doing everything I can. I eat all my vegetables and give back to my local community
>>154779435AI is getting too good...
>>154779410that's because the brits actually hate themselves
listening to some prog metal
>>154779487That isn't AI that's the weakest flamesposter
>>154779443He practiced yesterday but didnt play
lol
>>154779520>Makar's pussy broke so it doesn't countAssvs cucks were already trying this one
>>154779435Isn’t that Taylor swift’s husband? She should ditch him for Crosby
>>154779528>She shouldWrong. HE should ditch that industry plant cunt, and have rapid and sweaty shower sex with Crosby tbqhfamalam
>>154779520based mitchie finna win dat Connie
>>154779514>strongest Flames poster
*blocks your path*
>>154779511King crimson?
>Dustbin Wolf is soon good bros!!!! Elite goalie!!>can't even make it to the ploffsWdtmbt
>>154779408>The laffs were holding back Marnerhow so?
>>154779726he doesnt fit conroys timeline. came in too early. sad. atleast they can trade him and get a haul in return
>>154779712Good post>>154779726We're building his enegy and power elsewhere, he will be ready for FlamesNations' run next season
>>154779520>laffs
>>154779520this just shows how weak the west is
>>154774482/mlb/ sent me
>>154779717path to actually getting a high enough pick to secure a half decent player? OK cool!
>>154779754Are you a girl?
>>154779735He was choking on the Samir stench.
>>154779783>choking on imaginary fumesthis really does say it all
>>154779547Crosby’s butthole belongs to MacKinnon
>>154779783So is everybody else.
>>154779712>>154779742what's the lore is this 'tard? isnt he someone important's kid or whatever
>>154779735forcing Mitch to be Bustthews butt buddy and >LAFFS slobbering over Keklander wasted Marner's potentialNow on a real team with the Torts at the helm, he's dunking on everyone in the playoffs. He's even making Bitch Dangle go into episodes of bipolar meltdowns
canes sens was the real scf
>>154779802>he doesn't know about Calgary Chrishe's Darryl Sutter's son
>>154779802That's just what Flames chads look like
>>154779820why i would follow a shit team for retards (but unironically)?>>154779821lol
>>154779762
>>154779752Only in the west can teams with less than 50% win rates make the playoffs
>>154779724good but not metal
they shot a bud won oncein my hometown
If the pacific is so shit and central is supposed to be so god tier then why didnt mammoth advance? All this sounds like cope to me
>>154779901When you suck off McGayKid too hard it fits your brain
>>154779901shitral has been a joke for a few years now. by FAR the most fraudulent division
My nigga also loved the Flames and Jonny Hockey, bros :(
I can't believe I'm going to have to cheer for the Canes in the SCF.
>>154779948you just want an excuse to eat cock kwab
>>154779976Theres nothing wrong with eating a cock though. This IS the sport and league that loves heated rivalry after all so...
>>154779901mammoth's pacifishit roots too deep
>>154780011Heated Rivalry is such a great way to welcome everyone to Hockey
>>154780053this
>losing to NorwayYeah we're not a hockey country anymore I fear.
>>154780011kek this is what Gary has done to us
>>154780112post wrist
>>154780217
and team canada easily defeats the norwegian underdog
>>154779880So what are you listening to?
>>154780394
>>154780350You guys have to, cant afford to keep losing to us like that kwab cuntry
Cuck? You're up.
>>154780410Thanks for the recommendation
>>154779944real pain in the neck that the fumes missed the 'yoffs
>>154780446>>154780446>>154780446New
>>154780417too bad we wont get a rematch since your shit squad is struggling to make it out of groups
>>154780442lmao they were not gonna beat out the sharts, much less the ot merchants the kangz
>>154780458was a kirk joke more than a flames won
>>154779820Why do retards always look east asian?
