>>154776548
How come farts don't stink as bad when showing

Schlotti, Kimmich and Undav officially confirmed btw
https://www.dfb.de/news/countdown-zum-wm-kader

GuMo

relegation match today

>>154776931
I too was surprised when I found this out
would’ve been somewhat kino if Hannover had made it but sadly Paderborn will just get rekt and nobody will care

>>154776959
my boy Führich deserves so much better

>>154776959
Woltbitcho instead of Burkardt???

>>154776076
do you know if we get 2 transfers between each round again?

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Adeyemi bros...

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>>154777082
he's going through the roof with the right club next seaon

>>154777099
Welcome to ___?

>>154777107
Juve, be the speed to Yildiz skill
Or Real if they sell Mbappe

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>Nach einem Unfall auf der Autobahn 8 bei München hat Fußballnationalspieler Jamal Musiala seinen Führerschein verloren. Das Amtsgericht München habe Ende Januar einen mittlerweile rechtskräftigen Strafbefehl erlassen wegen gefährlicher Gefährdung des Straßenverkehrs und fahrlässiger Körperverletzung in zwei Fällen

>Statt der erlaubten 120 Kilometer pro Stunde sei Musiala zum Zeitpunkt der Kollision in einem Audi mit Tempo 194 gefahren. Der 30-jährige Fahrer des anderen Autos und dessen 26 Jahre alte Beifahrerin seien bei dem Unfall leicht verletzt worden. Der Sachschaden liegt laut Medien bei rund 200.000 Euro.

>>154777131
heh, he a good boy

How big are the chances for my boy Moukoko today??

Jamal fährt für Deutschland nach Amerika!

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>>154776959
Early Rambo Remberg WM call up celebration

WE FUCKING DID IT

>inb4 woltemades twink does a nominierung+coming out combo video

>>154777131
>194 in der 120er
To be fair could have happened to me ad well

Chadmiri nominated as well

>>154777393
Lemperchad update?

>>154777532
lmao

>>154776959
>No burkchad
Wtf!!

>>154777606
if only he didnt get injured while he was in weltklasse form :(

>Goyretzka confirmed

It's all so tiresome

>Jetzt könnte es schnell gehen: Der SC Freiburg hat bereits vor einem feststehenden Abschied von Noah Atubolu einen Nachfolger auf der Torwart-Position auserkoren. Bremens Mio Backhaus ist dem Europa-League-Finalisten eine neue Rekordablöse wert.

>>154777793
Shoulda signed nicochad

>>154777793
>Brewomen below Freecastle in the packing order
oh how the mighty have fallen

NEUER CONFIRMED

Der leroy kommt mit

SANé GORETZKA WC TITEL CONFIRMED

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>sane neuer rüdiger

>>154776548
hope this retard gets striped of his citizenship after this world cup failure.
>Sane and Woltebitch over El Mala

>karl sane groB thiaw amiri goretzka noyer
>No fühchad nicolas burkhardt ey malla röhl
Nager is srsly a retarded

>>154777777

HE SERIOUSLY DIDNT TOOK EY MALLA????

Getting the feeling /bundes/ would be unsatisfied with the Kader no matter who Nager picks

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>no heuer fernandes, no ey malla, no remchad, no christ is king führich, no lemperchad
die in a fire nagerfaggot

Remember the good old days when Jerome Boateng was the only african fella wearing die manshaft shirt? The innocence of world we remember is no more and it makes me sad

>>154777970
Eh its okay.

A ganz a frecha Jabana in der PK.

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>this press comfy

>Shitmiri
>Shitvertz
>Shitweling
>Shitmecha
>fucking Necherdiger (are you for real)
>Leroy Shitne
>Thiawho?

also
what did Woltemade's mom mean by "mit Oma im keller?"
thank god at least no shartobolu

lol at the bundes "experts" being mad about no Shit Mala

Rudiger? is he in

>Leroy Sane
kek

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behead nagelsmann NOW

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Beier, Karl and Sane over El Mala

okay so we have a single real striker (Undav) but he is supposed to only be a joker? i dont get it

Why is Nager such a B00ncuck?

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EYYYY MALLA
LETS PLAY ALDERRRR
SMIRNOOOOOFFF
WIR FAHRN NED ZUR WM ALDERRR

>Stuttgart already asked for the „FC BAUERN HURENSÖHNE“ banner to use it at the DFB Pokal finale
kek just use it as a wanderbanner for everyone that plays against them

who leaked that Ey Mala will go to the wc? Plettifraud?

>>154778629
the BLÖD lel

plettenchad got 100% hit rate

Sane ACL tear summoning process has officially begun

>>154778652

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What even is the point of bringing 3 gks why not just ey malla as a gk and then get an extra roster spot

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Team Snubbernd would HEEM the GAY bunt shaft

>>154778881
>Curda
Literally who?

>no Röhl
Bringe

>Laut Sport1-Informationen haben die Hessen ohnehin einen anderen Wunschkandidaten, den sie im Blick haben. Die Rede ist von Ex-Salzburg-Coach Matthias Jaissle.
No Adolf H. comeback

>>154779050
some inbred Ossi farmer by the looks of it

>>154779050
You'll learn him know tonight brother

>>154779420
>Relegationbattle today
Wagner.jpg

Tigges will save us from another season of Volkswagen golf fuel emissions scandal pivot to armaments production for israel tiguan Wolfsburg right?

he's going to play Beier leftback like Kovac?

>>154779776
Sure and nager will nominate nach Leistungsprinzip :^)

wtf he didn't nominate Bischof? How?

>>154778128
but how is leroy sane any better?
why is goretzka on the team at all?

>>154779864
>Pecho frio weak-minded roll around diving spic unable to understand the mia san mia mentalität
Many such cases

>>154779864
what r the chances of Capaldo making the final team?

>>154777392
it will at some point

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>>154777955
AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHYH GET FUCKED /BUNDES/

>>154779918
0% ain't nobody want some hmaburgcuck om they team lmao

>>154779974
Quattro M wm dark horse with schweiz

>>154780012
Ong unc u dead ass lmao

>Bayern-Juwel Bara Sapoko Ndiaye (18) wurde in Senegals WM-Kader berufen
Einer für die forderste Front bei der Kompanie?

>>154779449
The coming days are HUGE for bundes football
>Today
Relegation 1. BL - 2. BL
>Tomorrow
Relegation 2. BL - 3. Liga
>Saturday
Finaltag der Amateure
DFB-Pokal final
>Monday
Relegation 1. BL - 2. BL
>Tuesday
Relegation 2. BL - 3. Liga

>>154780220
Will watch Mannheim vs Mannheim Saturday

>>154780067
>Bayern-Juwel
the general sentiment among fans is that he's not good enough to make it into the first team

>>154780286
Based
t. Monnemer Bu

>>154780340
it’s just the usual Bild rage / click bait

so five eternal Bayernloser in the starting 11 and two on the bench
nothing ever changes

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>Englands Nationaltrainer Thomas Tuchel hat Harry Maguire nicht für die WM 2026 in Kanada, Mexiko und den USA berücksichtigt. Wie Maguire inzwischen selbst bestätigte, steht er nicht im Kader der Three Lions. „Ich war mir sicher, dass ich nach der Saison, die ich hinter mir habe, diesen Sommer einen wichtigen Beitrag für mein Land leisten könnte. Diese Entscheidung hat mich schockiert und zutiefst enttäuscht. Ich wünsche den Spielern alles Gute“, fuhr Maguire fort. Am Freitag wird Tuchel dann seinen WM-Kader offiziell bekanntgeben. Maguire hat demnach bereits im Vorfeld erfahren, dass er nicht berufen wird.

If Nager doesn’t beat France (he won't) he has to go

>>154780646
it did change briefly during the Heim-EM
sadly Nager seems to have forgotten all of that by now

>>154780846
It's so obvious that the islamic republic of France will win this world cup. Who else has more ghetto Negers who have no other option because education is obviously no option?

no tiggi
no win

>>154780977
Looks like a Dorkmund squad

>>154780987
Best defense in the League? Could they beat PSG and go to the final?

>>154781011
>best defense in the league
defense wins titles bros....

>>154781058
That's only true for cups

Just saw that Wolfsburg and Paderborn are playing in a few minutes but who seriously gives a fuck which team will win? You could put them in 4th devision and nobody would care

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>BREAKING: Cole Palmer is set to miss out on going to the World Cup.

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ready for the worst football of the season

>>154781103
What's TTT cooking?

>>154778881
would unironically lose against Curacao

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Please just get it done and no funny business today, Mr. Hecking

>>154780972
He'll come off the bench for a second half hatty, trvst the plan

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>>154776548
Final: New Jersey
Germany - France
Lennart Karl
93rd minute
1-0

notfalleinsatz again award

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>Tom Kaulitz erweitert als „Fan-Experte“ das prominente Team von MagentaTV bei der WM.

>>154781468
women will now watch our sport

Paderbundesbros.... We're struggling...

>>154781657
schnarchtastisch

>>154781468
Kek

>>154780286
Was steht an jeder Ecke? ^^

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Damn this hits so hard....

that was Eriksens moment

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Tigginator geistesblitz

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this game is a human rights violation

fuck

m00 mit aj is soooooo bad

ref is too soft

"Diese Partie hat stattgefunden"
Pretty based and apt description of this match I have to say

>>154782407
we survived it

I watched zero minutes to be honest

>>154781389
our cbs are so fine
i wonder if Nagelsmann could go with 3atb after all
Beier is a good wingback. Kimmich can hit freekicks too, Raum isn't strictly necessary
and Kimmich would get to plug a few holes more in midfield

the Ur-Krostitzer

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>>154782673
>b00 wingback trying to defend diomande

>>154782768
>dog piss drinker

>>154782777
Dio is undefendable rn to be fair. stop trying
i want Beier as a goalscorer since Havertz/Wolte, Wirrrz, Bambi don't
maybe Leweling right wingback and Kimmich full time in midfield (just not next to goretzka again please)
fuck why hasn't Nagelsmann tried any of this out while he could

>>154782778
it's currently 9,99 at the Rewe so I had to go for it
and it's all not that bad tbdesu

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>>154782846
>stop trying
ok sowwy ._.

I get what youre trying to say but you figured it out urself
>fuck why hasn't Nagelsmann tried any of this out while he could
its too late now to completely overhaul ze system

if b00 keeps playing that position under the hufschmied nagelsmann will 4sure try it out, he always liked the 3atb system

>>154780779
lmfao
he really is trying to sink that ship

>>154781468
tv off
>>154782979
>its too late now to completely overhaul ze system
always so funny when he says that shit and talks about "roles" while he plays a completely different team every match

>Tresoldi und Tzolis führen mit je 16 Treffern die Torschützenliste der Jupiler Pro League an

Einer für den Nager?? Oh...

>Goyer
>Lieroi Sahne
>Goyretzka
it's unironically over, isn't it? those are not the names you take with you to fill the bench

>>154788264
What makes a man getting a haircut like this?

>>154789041
der fickt mehr als du

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Düsselchads... We weren't so düssely this year... What happing now that we're on the third league..? Bankruptcy..? Ist Über..?

>>154789313
ja, mehr Männer

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ajo

Das macht Hoffnung für die WM.

>>154789041
Lobotomie.

>>154789517
imagine we play the group stage with Noyer and then Baumann gets thrown in against France kek
Nager is retarded

>>154789517
Imagine degrading a good Keeper for this Faggot

>Mauro Lustrinelli verlässt den FC Thun nach der sensationellen Meistersaison in Richtung Union Berlin. Bei den «Eisernen» unterschreibt der 50-Jährige einen Vertrag bis 2028. Für den Tessiner ist es das erste Engagement ausserhalb der Schweiz.
We take your doctors and you our coaches

we are basically taking Neuer only for the group stage as he won't survive more than three games

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>Cole Palmer, Phil Foden und Trent Alexander-Arnold gehören nicht dem Kader der Three Lions

>>154789517
>destroyed the team harmonie for a keeper who's had weh wehchen the whole season
Bravo Nagelsmann!

>>154789602
Why do German coaches tend to think they're smarter than anyone else?

>>154789585
The funniest part is the media that has been sucking Neuer's dick for so many years although he has been an average keeper since 2018, eight fucking years. He made countless mistakes that lead to goals in important CL and World Cup/EURO matches and the worst part is that he no longer makes up for it by saving the teams ass. Neuer just doesn't win games for you anymore.
If Bayern's management had any clue getting a world class keeper would have been their top priority, not just this year but at least 5 years ago. That would have led to two or three CL titles

>>154789602
Not selecting foden is crazy

>Man City bestätigt Guardiola-Rücktritt

Welcome to ___?

>>154790150
Haching

>>154789625
Tuchel is

>>154789625
Germans generally are, not just the coaches

>>154789625
to be fair tuchel is smarter than every other coach. his problem is that most people don't like him because of his personality

>>154790302
>>154790356
Source?

>>154790302
>>154790356
>le too smart to be successfully
stop coping Tommy

>>154790379
learnt French

>Nagelsmann betont, er habe sich auch mit Ginter unterhalten und führt aus, warum der ehemalige Dortmunder nicht dabei ist: „Das ist natürlich kein leichtes Gespräch. Wir haben mehrere Feedback-Gespräche gehabt. Er hat den Nachteil: Er war in meinen drei Jahren nie dabei. Das kann man mir ankreiden. Aber auch dafür hatten wir unsere Gründe. Das habe ich ihm auch gesagt und das bleibt auch intern. Aber er hat sich sportlich nicht viel vorzuwerfen. Trotzdem musst du dann immer auf eine Gesamtthematik achten. Du musst überlegen, welche Spieler zusammenpassen.“
ajo weil rüdigger z.b. auch so mega passt

>>154790572
Der labert so viel Müll

>>154790572
man to think I used to unironically rate the Nager

>>154790572
lol believing something The Nager said. He ist just an hetero Jogi who holds on to the same Players again and again even if they are shit. The Leistungsprinzip does not exist, Tuchel nominated after that and gets rapes in de English media.
Can't wait to see the AfD growing after the next Vorrundenaus

holy fuck Tuchel really is a double agent

>>154790395
>le too smart to be successfully
>win CL with a B-Team club like Chelsea

who are blundershitga managers picking now that notable names like Ey Malla, Foden and Cold Palmer are missing?

https://www.kicker.de/managerspiel/interactive/se-k01012026/group?joinByToken=2A7QgK9YACcZJcJvvsq9zx6Dxyj7hTyXQ8H7nCV

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>>154791038
lol

>>154791106
Ivan toney la

>>154791463
bremi join up >>154791106

>>154791106
Olmo

Volksgenossen

>>154791007
>Die „Sun“ schrieb von einer „Flut an Leaks“, die Fans der Nationalmannschaft geschockt habe. „Wer glaubt, dass dieser englische Kader die Weltmeisterschaft gewinnen kann, sollte sich den Kopf untersuchen lassen“, schrieb „Sun“ Journalist Charlie Wyett. Auch der „Daily Mirror“ sprach von „knallharten und kompromisslosen Entscheidungen“. Gleichzeitig hieß es dort, Tuchel kümmere sich offenbar wenig darum, „was andere denken“. Wie emotional die Diskussionen inzwischen geführt werden, zeigt auch eine Reaktion des Fußball Portals „Transfer News Live“. Dort wurde Tuchel sogar als „derzeit meistgehasster Mann in England“ bezeichnet.

>>154781993
how about you be German while we stay Deutsch?

>>154791779
>Olmo I'm sturm
olmo indeed

>>154791980
even the Hurensohn Karazor appreciates the best ref in the bundes

>>154791980
the rapist and blindski the worst ref in bundes

>>154789625
Frankly said, a coach needs to be resistant to nay-sayers.
Stand for your program, make it happen and take responsibility for it.

>>154790150
Fortuna Düsseldorf

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>Former Leverkusen and Germany international Lars Bender has been appointed as new head coach of FC Bayern U17
His brother coaches U'haching. Munich is our new talent factory