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Schaub fight week
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ok i pull up
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FULL FORCE
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>>154782607
What's going on here?
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Five white boys but they now INSYNC
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>>154782627
no unless they put up collateral or something
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>>154782635
fuck this WEBM is hot imagine just fuckin that unconcious woman after she chokes her out
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MMA. The gayest “sport” ever conceived. You faggots probably like getting heemed right up your ungreased assholes don’t you?
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>>154782627
Ironic of DC to make fun of Nate's CTE
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Strickland vs Costa will be a banger
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>>154782686
strickCHAMP going up to lhw?!
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>>154782686
Fuck that fight, Costa should fight Hokit instead. Costa wants the mw belt but he's not making any fans fighting Strickland
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Khabib has announced his summer jam Muslim tourv2
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>>154782703
hokit is a no dimes reddit plant who finna get heemed by d lewis
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I can not fite I poop myself brazza 209
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the vid that destroyed spammy forever
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Max is not ready
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Let's go schaub
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max vs gooby is essentially gooby vs nate
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>>154782667
WOW! Sounds like projection little guy.
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>>154782667
at least we have an asshole. you just have a bussy and you shit out of your mouth in the form of forum posts
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1 bong 33 bings till starship launches into outer space
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>>154782774
People act like Volk's chin was compromised but he got completely out worked by Ilia in the 2nd. That little Georgian freak is insanely high IQ
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>>154782667
Any Candian here would dog walk you bud. Respectfully.
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>>154776600
Okok

Is this good or no.
Other one is too big lol.
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>>154783002
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>>154783002
Genuinely can't see any of these guys losing aside from doofus
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doo picked chandler
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>>154783014
>>154783019
Should I bet or no
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>>154783081
No
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>>154783081
No
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>>154782974
Ilia is honestly a very simple fighter
He's a jab, a overhand, a low kick, and a parry. This isn't a knock to him, a lot of good boxers have simple games. But it's funny to think that most of his success in striking comes from good sense and proper application of the basics. We've seen more technical depth in the clinch work and ground exchanges he's had against Volkanovski/Oliveira/Mitchell than his striking
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>mfw I hit the jackpot on the WIN A RITO FROM TITO slot machine
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>>154783146
It speaks volumes to how shit Oliviera is. He had to work to get max and volk against the cage, just chinned Charlie in the open
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>>154782627
Louisiana's top Economist
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“Brasil c’est a disease, and I’m the cure” – Cyril Gane.
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olives and memeaway made the mistake of getting too close, volk is a turbo manlet so he didnt have a choice
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They heemed /r/ lmao
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Why is Topuria seething over Ryan Garcia? Ryal would heem him without any problem. Topuria is a good boxer in the ufc because there are no good boxers there.
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damn that boy homelander got REDEEMED
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Volk antilooksmaxxed topuria
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>Diego lopiss is -200 against garcia
SELL YOUR GRANNY AND BET ON GARCIA RIGHT NOW
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>>154783335
It's fake beef b, don’t pay it no mind
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>>154783541
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24 days until Gane fights.
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SAD NEWS TOMALA SISTERS.....
Gane should be thrown in jail for what he has done
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>>154783607
just in time for WH card. we might get to see first triple champ in June.
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We NEED to strip Mackenzie Dern
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reminder thar gaethje was heeming people stiff before he got his vision fixed
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>>154783607
I believe Gane shattered his confidence, tom is doubting himself and his striking abilities after he lost the battle on the feet, the grappling battling after his takedown, all his weapons rendered null by three jabs. Here is a theory, he will accept a fight immediately after the white house with someone else and will refuse to wait, possibly some easy fight to regain some credibility and coming closer to the last fight on his contract so he can move to bawxing
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coker is back with a new promotion
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>>154783844
did tom forget how to fight? you think he would have switched up his combos after getting pieced up over and over.
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salacious Sean seminal strikes
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>>154783882
COKEH GIB ME PRESIDENT BONUS BUHBUHUBHUBUH
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Is Schaub actually fighting? Who is he fighting?
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Themba Gorimbo has retired from MMA.
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>>154784066
MMA?
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>>154784072
when is super salah going to sign with ufc habibi
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>>154784135
How about yuo pay what you owe
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>>154784135
Real men pay their debts
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>>154784242
naw fuck that!
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>>154784157
Watched PFL mena one time. Never again
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Sabu would beat the fucking shit out of Illia and then throw Islam theough an flaming table into brabed wire
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Nah fugg dat
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>>154784383
https://youtu.be/hXFkqqinQkM
Tawlmbout...?
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10 bings UFC BJJ chads
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>>154784556
aint watchin that SHIT
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3MRaaDvngwM
we are live BJJ chads
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WE NO WATCH SHIT HERE!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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>>154784556
>>154784639
Usoyker gimp faggot
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>>154783844
People keep ignoring that Tom needed stitches to reattach his right nostril you can even see it in his gay little eye exam video.
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GODsumeci finna tear that toads leg off
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I like UFC BJJ because it puts your average jiu jitsu pro in a position where they have to choose exclusivity or independence. All of those knee wrapped fags at their core are a bunch of theatre kid marxist bitches so they piss and moan about not wanting to sign but it's the only organization with an established broadcast and media scheme. It's a nice little struggle session for those retarded worms.
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Aspinall derangement is getting so bad these schizos are starting to hallucinate.
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>>154784708
NAh. I'm watching Snatch instead.
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Autism
quirkiness
Musumesci
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>>154784845
Post the picture of Aspinall getting his eye examed the night of the fight. His right nostril has stitches at the base. This is undeniable.
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Gane impregnated Tomala's orbs with his BBC. Now Tomala can finally have a child who doesn't have a twp so xhe can suckle on that BBC thang whenever xhe wants.
I fear
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>>154784893
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>>154783882
Saw that. Strikeforce was based for the most part. Not having elbows was pretty gay. But the HW GP was cool. Bellator was always lame. I only watched cause COPS would come on after and the thread was funny.
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>>154784936
That wasn't from the night of that was a later date.
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>>154784945
true Bellator was alway lame in practically every iteration. It somehow turned stuff that should be dimes slop kino into anti dimes no matter what was going on
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however, I will forever remember one of the most horrific betrayals in combat sports history when Steven Bonner revealed the masked man as none other than "The Insane One" Justin McCully, sending shock into Tito's heart.
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>>154784639
language. please.
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nah what the FUCK do they think they're doing
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>>154785123
KWAB
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>>154785123
sorry saar I taking emergency shit in u powir grids 8)
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firefox built in vpn came in clutch though
we uk now i fear
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You won’t find a picture like this of Gane anywhere on the internet.
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come down to my monster energy cellar, grab any flavor youd like. the ufc pays for it
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>point deduction in the highlights
fucking kek
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>>154785232
Alex is going to arrive with a flushed chin to the fight. Also
>peached up by Rabelais Despair
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>>154785259
ok thanks *grabs mango vato loko*
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>>154785233
a lot of words to spell “ur gay”
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loco*
but thats chill cuz theres no mexicans here
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>>154785259
More of a Rock Star man, myself
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>>154785300
ok but that would mean im calling you or someone else gay
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>>154785288
Ill trust thats a real flavor it sounds like ufc
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Who's fightin this weekend?
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>>154785349
I support who supports the business you know. I only wear Reebok fight kits, got married in Jon Jones
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>>154785417
I wear Reebok because they sell it at my local Walmart.
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this leafs bro is a beast
expect a tap
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>>154785382
rico verhoeven
benson henderson
naoki inoue
joe schilling
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>>154785232
Gane is being handed an easy win on a silver platter
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I wear old torn up tapout because I'm a demented filthy freak
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>>154785382
The fans
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I wear And1 because Im a baller and brawler
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>>154785461
He’s earned it after Aspinall’s propaganda campaign against him this past year.
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>>154785593
Sup Sneed, still gay?
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HEEM TAPPY
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see tried to warn you guys
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nah
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the silent treatment aint litty
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dana be like we're gonna fuckin turn ufc bjj into what ufc was for mma
8 cards later it's still the same niggas on every card that win by first round submission across the board
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kek this doo got a bunch of grils in his corner
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i gona give de bonus to my oponent cuz he need more den I do an also I kill his keed tank u mvp
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>>154785597
Gane hasn't earned shit lmao
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>>154786010
he's earned my shit and I will feed it to him. #cagelife #cumcombat #bjjforbjs
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ALLAHU AKBAR

HUG EVERYBODY

WOOOOOO
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>>154785888
nice and plump I bet they give great helmet
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>oh herro you rike be hay hay me lorr wif you rong time
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>mm yummy
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BING BONG BING BONG BING
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>>154786327
Fuck u
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>>154785232
Gane is getting fucking heemed
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>>154786374
sorry bud saving myself for a level 83 dwarf shaman from stormwind
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im gonna change his face
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>>154786412
...with laughter.
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I got the sex appeal
I got the balls of steel
and I got the what it takes to be an ultimate fighter
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this leafs a beast. expect a tap
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Im just gonna motorboat his ass
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>>154786469
>Nods in approval
Yeah kid, I think you do
*slides over 1k/1k 10 fight contract*
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HEEM TAPPY
LEAFS RUN THIS SPORT
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>>154786504
lets go for that
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kek claudia actually dana whites this shit
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based leafGODS
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>>154786629
Fuck is you talking bout?
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>>154786538
>>154786583
>>154786629
>>154786746
>>154786752
All me btw
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>>154786768
hell yeah!
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>>154785240
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Do woodpeckers get CTE?
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And now we wait...
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Joshua Van vs Naoya Inoue how does that play out
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Pereira has done this exact same tactic of posting footage of him getting blown up in sparring and then had the best performance of his career against Jamahal Hill
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Jamawl? The guy who lost to Paul Craig? That Jamawl?
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>>154786911
That’s very well, however I’m afriad that won’t play in his favour against Bon Gamin.
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Anyone could have the best performance of their career against Jamahal. My grandma would have the performance of her career against Jamahal.
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the rock needs to take the house back
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The Atomic Gane
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you now remember reyes vs walker
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OHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
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>>154783081
So no parlays?
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Bone Gaymen
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>>154787075
This is like that kid that always did handstands at parties
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if Jamoolie Hill had a problem with me I wouldn't worry about it because people like him don't get to become champion
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>>154787075
Is she crazed? You can't just beat people up at weddings
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Darth RiGODtoni about to show this toad levels
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>>154787287
never happened, plus he deserved it
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HEEEEEEEEM TAPPY
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they say youre taller in the morning than you are at night. am I right miami
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need to see mikey in the ufc
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Pooatan xistas... If we're getting pieced up by The Jew's failed Gane clone abomination, we don't stand a chance...
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>>154787349
not me I work second shift
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>>154787497
The oinkcord vs Spaddy
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>>154787497
Id have fucked then afterwards
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>>154787377
Ill bet my dick is thicker thab yuor wrist
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Jizzy knocked out Pooera,
Gane is bigger and blacker you do the math.
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>Ill bet my dick is thicker thab yuor wrist
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>WAIT! PLEASE FRANDADDY
>I'LL SUCK YOUR DICK! WANT ME TO EAT SHIT? I'LL EAT YOUR SHIT! PLEASE!
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Since Francis has left the UFC, he gave you two boxing losses, PFL Africa and a couple of dead kids. Dana has given you Chama.
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>>154787618
Still doesnt change the facts.. Alex is cooked. And yea your dick prob is thicker than my wrist smgdh. I haven't been eating well since my AGP started rampin up again (I'm blk btw)
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>time to hit up the chink folder someone slighted me
reasonable response desu
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we cannot follow them
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>>154787773
jew haters just lost bigly yesterday it's over mahmoud
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Luke Thomas is a blowhard
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>>154782627
Dc go try that in a sportsbook and report back ok
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Justins only path at victory is to sneak enriched uranium in the ring
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still have no idea who luke thomas is despite all the posts
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>>154787645
WE DONT LOOK LIKE THAAT!
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Soon
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>>154787845
hes a united states marine corps marine
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>>154787858
>implying pisslam will ever stop running
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>>154783897
somehow he did not factor in that the outfighting kickboxer would not fall for his blitzes
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Tom is the HW champ.

Title Reign Timeline:Interim Champion (Nov 11, 2023 – June 2025): Won by knocking out Sergei Pavlovich. During this period, he broke the record for the longest interim title reign in UFC history.Undisputed Champion (June 2025 – Present): Elevated to undisputed status after the retirement of Jon Jones was announced.
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>>154787845
he watches every fight 49 times so you dont have to, show some respect
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i was caught in the middle of a railroad track (jon jones)
i look 'round and i knew there was no turning back (jon jones)
me mind raced and i thought, "what could i do?" (jon jones)
and i knew there was no help, no help from you (jon jones)
sound of the drums beating in my heart
the thunder of guns, yeah
tore me apart
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President Trump is a real one in my books for showing up during the early prelims that one time the white house event is just a cherry on top to prove real one status
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>>154787887
>>154787899
Sup Sneed, sucked any more black tranny cocks lately?
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kartel ah you mi love
see it deh mi cock it up fu yuh ramp ruff
'til mi belly cramp up
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I am going to join the freemasons lodge because of Luke
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>>154787930
Sneed moment!
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so yeah huh aha ok
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>>154787845
the monster of mylai, luke thomas
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>>154787845
Fuck you bitch
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Well looks like Sneed won't be here for at least about days
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It's been six months since Joey had ended Guru and his podcast in one video, and he's been on his best behavior ever since.
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>>154787975
That's right, we know that Sneedy b totally respects the janitor and would never evade.
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dana deserves pain
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you ever see a woman and just think god damn i bet her asshole tastes good
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I thought Arman was rich why is he streaming with a stinky Indian
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offspring is very annoying music
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>>154787988
Who deserves what is irrelevant, all that matters is who has power. Start operating within the realm of reality, not coulda shoulda woulda.
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>>154787992
bappa that's arman
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>>154787990
Sometimes but not always I like a good salad tossing myself
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>Sneed had a major AGP attack and posted black trannies on /heem/
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>>154787990
How many more times are you going to post this b
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>>154788015
depends
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Khabib has been exposed for being a Muslim only for profit, looks like the apple doesn't fall far from the tree
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i'm still schaubbing out heemorrhoid medicine that doesn't flush down the khamzat and glistens on top of the water like grease on a dyke in 'dam
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Sneed has A Giant Penis
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>>154788027
at least post the bird conjuring those thoughts so i can either agree or judge you
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>>154788039
that's just his face bappa
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Sneed how did yuor job interview go
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>>154788039
I wouldn't say smaller than 6.75 inches is "giant"
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yeah i was also wondering how did it go
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ufc is shit
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whats on this weekend?
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>>154788029
I'm imagining Islam making a big show of checking if it's prayer time.
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rico heems the pillowtapper
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>>154788070
Me having wild sex
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>>154788055
So that felt average to you?
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to defeat topuria you have to use his strengths against him, like just being stronger. its what strickchamp did to chimaev.
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I'm gonna post it
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>>154788070
rico vs poosyk
pfl brussels
pfl sheikhland

bout it
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rico could heem usyk but it probably wont happen. also take your suomism back to /box/
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Ilia is probably the last drawl the UFC will ever see and after he kos Justin and Islam he is done
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whats kickboxing if not checker or chest?
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goyest of goys type post
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>>154788055
Sneed is over 7 inches, unless your mom's a liar
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>>154788102
man they been saying that since chuck liddell
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checkers: simple, clear and concise
chess: contrived reddit bitch politicking
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Patrick Habirora vs. Benson Henderson
Taylor Lapilus vs. Jake Hadley
Boris Atangana vs. Jared Gooden
Marcirley Alves vs. Naoki Inoue
Asaël Adjoudj vs. Keisuke Sasu
Baris Adiguzel vs. Gustavo Oliveira
Donegi Abena vs. Joe Schilling
Movsar Ibragimov vs. Youssouf Binate
Khamzat Abaev vs. Luca Poclit
Adam Meskini vs. Keweny Lopes
Rustam Serbiev vs. Ashley Reece
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big names
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>>154788127
nah you wilding with that one cuh
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Watching this patter patter shitter get heemed stiff was better than sex
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>>154788096
word on the 'cords is that his mother passed during camp, who knows what might happen
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>>154788136
Those punches wouldnt do shit to me. I would tank all that crap.
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>>154787988
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>>154788117
Sneed herself admitted to having a penis smaller than 6.75 inches, I lament.
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>>154788029
>for profit
*for prophet
Ftfy
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>herself
>penis
go to sleep wonky
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This dude talmbout penis bruh
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what gooby will we see vs max?
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5am in England and this dudes on 4chan arguing about how big some dudes dick is
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July 11 is my bday :)
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Oh so Sneed can post penises but we can't make fun of her small penis?
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>>154788170
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>>154788170
>arguing about how big some dudes dick is
Setting the record straight about how small some chicks dick is*
She brought it up btw
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tai tuivasa LMAO
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Okay the earth is flat, what am I going to do with that information?
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what fighter could actually run an empire back in the olden days?
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>>154788213
It's actually cylindrical, believe it or not
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>>154788194
Road to Redemption 8: Tai’s Backyard
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>>154788214
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Mark “The Hammer” Snowman
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>>154788214
Kevin Lee
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>>154788214
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>>154788133
me vs (You)
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Bruce Lee has a son named Jason Lee. He didnt try out kung fu like his dad
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>>154788214
aspie with andy as his right hand man
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>>154788265
jason lee is a wealthy reddit sell out bitch
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>>154788214
None of them. They're all stooges who would be loyal generals at best.
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>>154788270
Tommy Lee Jones is my favorite of the family. His martial arts is a little more subtle but equally violent
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>>154788233
My gf tans and always has a white spot on her butthole since the cheeks block the rays it's pretty funny
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>loyalty
give me ammo and get out of my way
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>>154788214
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>>154788214
Gane.
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>CHAM- ACKK
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>>154788293
he was great in ghostbusters and oz
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>>154788297
>dope fiend
>>154788299
>*french*
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>>154788214
Tito Ortiz and easily, Dana slanders him for being dumb but it's just projection and jealousy
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>>154788312
the bongistani empress victoria smoked opium on the daily and is the p4p gwoat vis an vis length and scale and antiquities be full of drunk leadersbeit
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Once a year let one male fight every single female fighter and if they knock them all out in the first they get another 30 million
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>>154788340
do it for free
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49 year old Yoel Romero fighting 10 females a night is worth 50 million.
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tito used to heem but not wed pornstars so you know he can't be packing an awfully small penny while dana has to be married to some annoying bitch he can't even slap so we all know that's not an impressive cobra down there

with lower level beings like daner the golem it is always psychosexual
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>>154788328
take more pills jukka
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>>154788359
pills are helwani tools to suppress the mind have you learned nothing from t ferg, oh sorry i didn't notice the flag i thawlt i was talking to something intelligent pardon me b
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>>154788349
do it twice
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>>154788383
heemd her
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no one will talk me out of the showtime tattoo im planning across my back
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Real ones used to jerk it to real sex in hbo
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Heemember Latin lover?
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I should have joined the Marines out of hs
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>>154788383
yea but finns are all drunk or scripted up loner spurgs
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I shoulda joined the leaf version of that. Why weren't these goofters more aggressive with recruiting?
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I come in here bright eyed clapping and squealing ready to discuss mix martial arts and it's penis discussion. I'm scared
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>>154788437
well you propably meet most online so and yeah the helwani has been here since marshall doctrine this is a vassal state why do you think i hate them just for fun?
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none of you are wingman material
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>>154788447
why not be a mountie with the hat and the horse eh
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>>154788456
bro take a break from the internet holy shyte
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I got pussy falling out my pocket lil bro sit down
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>>154788476
that's high school history bappa maybe you should read a book sometime
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>>154788466
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>>154788423
Hoyl fuck lol I do
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I got pussy falling off my bone stand down lil fella
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>>154788467
Pretty sure those only reside in the rocky mountainous areas I fear
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i love canada and canada things except the geese they are terrible
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>>154788494
See I knew it
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crazy people run from geese. if they're charging you grab then by the neck and its "free" dinner.
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>>154788499
to be fair the "mounted" is confusing i thawlt it meant the horse and not the mountain but that's why we're here to learn
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No Jon Jones on the white house card is like having sex when you're circumcized
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Have you guys even read Khabib Time?
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____ is _____ like ______, UFC!
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Thread mood: Power of Friendship
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>>154788504
a canadian goose would have you bent over like beecher in minutes they are not to be trifled with
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Trailer park boys and the dudesons are based
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khabibs top moments are the press conference with tony, conor mobbing the boss, and retiring
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>>154788524
With these two fists ill put anything down, waterfowl included.
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>>154788524
ive killed and ate them b
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>>154788521
>>154788528
/heem/ is healing
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caught between a mexican rooster and a canadian goose no wonder the americans need guns s'tawlf out there
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what time does this china card start im staying up extra late for it
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Strut like a rooster and fly like a goose, what am I?
>Opportunity
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Me? Currently taking a dookie daniel on the white marble.
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>>154788562
i was proud of porcelain foreman a little niche perhaps but rolls off the tongue
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Colby "peace and order" Covington
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posliini mussolini doesn't work the same
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Steve “No Love” Garcia
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>>154788560
crazy the way life goes
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Jollie is a whore if she didn't instantly push away someone bent over her back and Dustin had to get him off
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Steven “Lil Heathen” Garcian
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Dustin “The Dirtbag” Pory Ay
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>>154788587
what if she does it for free pro boner if you will
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>>154788552
does the California Unc have what it takes to make history?
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>>154788587
How do you push backwards doofus
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don't know anything about nascar hope you're okay sneed just heard the news
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>>154788560
"I'm more of the type to put my finger in your butthole" - Jon R. Jones
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you dont need a gun to grab a goose by the neck and kill it.
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No matter how hard you try you can't argue with this
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>>154788677
I like both though?
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"i'll do anything you ask 'unter i'll suck yer dick mate" tom r shitforbrains
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>>154788681
FFFFFFFFFFAAAAAAAAAAGGGGGGGGGOOOOOOTTTTTTTTTTTT
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Usoyk is getting xher pig hole slaughtered tomorrow
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>>154788686
Sorry bro, but the Hulkster lifting the Giant and slamming him to the mat and winning the belt was kino BROTHER.
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>pillow tap
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>>154788694
are rico is fighting so we will be watching
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>>154788694
what kind of catholics be these
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lost me orbs, lost me son...
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can't find me bloody socks cos of me eye luv
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allo which way's the eye doctor eye've got an appointment at neyene and eye can't find me way on account of me bloody eye cheers mate
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>>154788685
kek that's what jonjones said to avoid the aspinall fight
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>>154788706
jon doesn't beg
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I cont see!
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Hi blue eyes
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>>154788712
he does when he's scared. and he's scared of tommy.
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Imagine if hiram cared about heems
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ME PEEPERS
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>>154788715
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If I was Australian I would be embarrassed to even acknowledge JDM what a fucking pathetic performance
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>>154788750
is it true he cried sucked dick and ate shit during his last fight
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>WAIT! PLEASE BUCKGOD
>I'LL SUCK YOUR BBC! WANT ME TO EAT SHIT? I'LL EAT YOUR SHIT! PLEASE!
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what's this new faggy reference you're all posting
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some goyflix superhero thing
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it will be nice to see the heavyweight title make a rare appearance
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>>154789029
another 5 years until we have a real and actual unified heavyweight title just fyi
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we're gonna make it
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I don't care for Tom Aspinall
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>>154786994
Paul Craig had the best performance of his career against Jamahal too
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Darth Rigatoni put on a y'all must've forgot level of performance last night
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Tom's title is still undisputed until Gane vs Pereira starts.
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Tom is getting stripped in T-minus 48 hours
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Jon Jones held onto the belt for 217 days after his fight with Stipe Miocic before he relinquished it to Tom.
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Ciryl Gane vs Alex Pereira
Dont get it twisted this will be the biggest fight of the century.
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Sean Strickland's wife has ZERO cake. Negative cheeks. Look into it
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we cannot follow them
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Quiet, piggy!
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>>154789525
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>>154789525
could you please start impersonating me mate?
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We definitely do not watch that crap here.
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we have all watched hotboxin' with b real
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we dont wonk that here
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>Ring rust isn't re-ACK
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Themba Gorimbo retirement video
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gane came to town like a midwinter storm
he rode through the fields, so handsome and strong
his hands were his tools and his fist was his gun
but all he had come for was having some fun

if it hadn't been for chicken-heart tom
the belt last seen long time ago
where did you come from, where did you go?
where did you come from, chicken-heart tom?
*joyous fiddle plays*
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It was actually true all along?
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Themba Gorimbo execution video
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define it, was, true, and all along
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Who can beat Islam Makhachev? Serious answers only.
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Themba Gorimbo has retired from MMA to pursue a career acting in the Zimbabwean film industry.
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why didn't izzy adopt gorimbo like he did his nigga black diamond
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>>154789622
Joe Rogan from that grainy video where his spinning back kick sounds like a gun shot
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moresoever why did brie chandler not
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>>154789622
adriano martins
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Adesanya doesn't adopt people he becomes them
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>>154789650
Current Makhachev? I don't think so
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>>154789622
Ilia and maybe prates
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>>154789622
Hokit
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>>154789622
fruity black dude will heem him
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>>154789622
the problem child ian machado garry
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>>154789662
At lightweight Ilia might have a chance
Prates will get wrestlefucked
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i like ilja but islam would just smother him and it would suck to watch
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IN A WORLD WHERE BANANAS ARE WORTH MORE THAN GOLD

ONE MAN WILL RISK IT ALL TO BUILD A WELL FOR HIS VILLAGE

UFC star Themba Gorimbo in...
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Clitia's loses all his aura when Gaethje starches him, the Islam fight never happening
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>>154789679
I think he has the biggest chance
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>>154789702
winner of 5 baftas
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>>154789718
winner of all the marbles
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>>154789699
ilia beats the fuck out of pisslam
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>>154789715
if he did better against shavkat it would be a certainty but ian is a bit of a bottler maybe his temper or something idk
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>>154789732
we all want to believe but it's unlikely
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Islam knows how to deal with these miami aoifes
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I'm making a prediction right now, pre-divorce Ilia will be a new mythical fighter
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martins knocked him out
pillowfisted volk was tagging pisslam and hurt him bad several times, knocking him down and ending up on top
poirier was lighting him up
moicano knocked him on his arse

but yeah ilia has no chance
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>>154789622
Islam would get absolutely mollywhopped by a competent grappler/wrestler
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>>154786978
dirty mulatto Coon Gay-min is getting sparked out cold then deported directly to Botswana
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The only thing lil Clitia Topigraped is beating is her AGPigclitty to BBCdaddies ravaging xher miami 'oife
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>>154787430
Nothing. Their hoses are connected to each other, and the piss hose is connected to water.
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>>154789796
Very disrespectful post
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khamzat lost ahahahahahahaha
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The Islam Defence Force, the IDF so to speak
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>>154789823
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>GDS
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>it checks out
what the hell
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When talks about Islam Makhachev erupts there will always be an IDF soldier deployed ready to engage.
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Jdaddies torment my pathetic piggy existence.
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Ride through the city like Brendan Schaub. I'm on a mission to get it off. If you ain't thick please don't get involved.
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>>154789884
if anything mate get some fresh air
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>>154789896
I am become freak. Bodied.
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>>154783002
Gane will just donkey Kong pereira.
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if gayne resorts to wrestling he will concede that pereira is the superior striker
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I don't ever want a problem. But if the problem comes to me, I say no problem
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Ay man.
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This treat I used to know sent me a vid of her blowing a pickle like an actual pickle I was mildly disgusted and the visual still pops up years later.
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>>154790403
This your treat b?
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>No nuggets on the Blessed Express!

SOON
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>>154790441
Now imagine Dana is a big titty mexican milf and he's licking it for about a minute
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>>154790499
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Take a seat Mrs. Gaethje...
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>mrs gaethje
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>>154790584
It means Mr. Gaethje will get severe AGP after BEASTpuria robs his bacon fridge and he will proceeds to troon out bigly.
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>>154790547
Is Ilia taking the seat in this scenario?
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>>154790547
This doo is so corny
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One lunar cycle until we enter the Gaethje era
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>>154783002
take chandler out of that builder and see what the odds are lmao. they are fucking 2.5k people raw
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if michael chandler was asian he’d be called michael chinkler
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michaer
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>>154790935
And his adopted kids would be white
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talmbout chinese michael chandler b? think they call him singing yer dong or sumn
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pussy
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>>154790935
No his name would be Michael Chang
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So what's the actual play from Gaethje here. What's the gameplan besides hope the first punch landed hurts Ilia. Because I can't think of any. I can imagine ways Makhachev could threaten Ilia in both the striking and wrestling, can't think of how Gaethje wins this fight
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>>154791302
i am picking justin because he seems like a good dude whereas topuria besides fighting like a beast is hella lame
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>>154791302
throw as many kicks as possible before ilia gets him to the cage
once that happens, shell up, try not to get heemed and pray something big connects before he gets slept bad
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>>154791302
Gaethje is gonna have to lull topuria into a false sense of security where Ilia feels like "this guy can't hurt me!" And starts to lower his defences and when he least expects it Gaethje fires off a big right hand or a high kick that catches Topuria off guard and then leads to a finish. That's the only way Gaethje can win this fight. He is outgunned but he packs enough firepower to end it in one or two blows.
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>>154791302
rape
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>>154791302
pray to god he can land the poirier headkick combo again
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i suspect that once gaethje gets 100% shadow realmed by topturio, trevor wittman will absorb his soul and ascend to a higher plane of existence, having finally gathered enough coalesced human suffering to shed his mortal form
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>>154791302
Literally nothing he can do. It's kind of chilling how we are seeing a dead man walking and they are allowing it to happen....
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>>154782670
>No one beats me twice
He said after the beating
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imagine are justin kicks the little fruit's nose in with a rolling thunder
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>>154791302
Leg kick, run away, reset, leg kick, run away and so on. Izzy vs Romero style.
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>>154782627
i detest this blubbering blubber based bumbling black boozing buffoon so much thank you jon for breaking him
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>>154788313
Tito is dumb as shit, but that didn't stop a lot of powerful rulers historically. Whether or not he'd have the ability to swallow his pride and admit he's retarded and act accordingly is another thing entirely.
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>>154791302
Gaethje has germanic firepower, historically it has proven to be extremely potent against slavs, look into it
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>>154791466
just as every chama needs a plinny every sultan needs a jafar
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Ilia Topuria vs Ryan Garcia
How would that one go?
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>>154791484
The strongest retards have the best wranglers is all I'm saying.
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>>154791386
Jon needed to cheat to beat a DC that wasn't in his main weight class. Fucking pathetic.
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>>154791506
identical to gooby mayweather ryan uses the same defense strategy of presenting himself
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>>154791549
Isn't garcia just a journeyman
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>>154791302
Gadoosh that lil midget in the 1st
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>>154791510
that would explain the tragic fall of thomas "tom" aspinall
>>154791587
he has a belt now i think idk i don't watch that crap
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imagine having a baby, looking at it and being like yes.. we will name this little baby: Myktybek
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The Gane Empire.
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Ganesthetics
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>>154790547
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>>154791595
Jokes aside, I think the best way to be successful (outside of getting lucky or being born into it) is to understand your limitations and build around yourself to compensate for it. Obviously that requires a certain amount of wisdom and humility, things that overbearing retardation and above average physical prowess can definitely stifle.
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Hearing runors Coker is signing Gorinbo to an 6 figure deal in the new leauge
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>>154782667
Shit eating faggot!
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I was raped
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>>154791789
I can’t breathe
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I heemed some bitch in her PRIME™
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MIGA
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>>154783002
>Chandler
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I miss her
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https://youtu.be/VhfC-oQOjUg
one live
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Why is alex vs gane even odds?
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>>154791910
It’s a close fight
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>>154791935
We're talking middleweight vs heavyweight skill here
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>>154791909
absolutely not lmao
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ONE fell off HARD in recent years https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GCJPuL5YEKg
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chadtri origin story:

>mom im thinking about giving up actually
>bet
>nah fuck that!
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>>154791944
It’s the best most athletic natural HW striker vs a 39 year old kick-boxer who looks kinda fat and out of shape
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>>154791983
It's really easy to look athletic in the worst divison by far
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>>154791956
most of them did, bellator is dead, pfl changed it's format and is mostly pandering to an african and eurpean audience, one is on shaky legs, rizin is too
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>>154791992
LHW and MW are also full of bums. The skill gap between upper weight classes isn’t as big as you’re suggesting
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Gane got dropped by Tuivasa stfu and hold my pocket bitch. Respectfully.
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>>154792070

>>154792070

>>154792070
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>>154792003
The power gap between Gane and Pereira IS real, thoughevermostly
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REAL non spammy thread
>>154792087
>>154792087
>>154792087



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