good thread
Heempuria or Goatan?
>Doos really think Cyril "Dropped by Tai Tuivasa" Gane has a chance
>>154792119I'm thinking we stay in the heterosexual thread
I go where Sweden goes
aight we need a heem jannie to keep certain particular individuals in check
pussies is all I read
>>154792172Are ufc refs just 'gon jannies?
>>154792193yes boxjannies are the worst
>>154792191nah 40 years of age
UFC fighters that take the knot?
did sneed get the job or not
card sucked
I don't see how pereira can even counter Gane in any shape or form especially when we consider elements like grappling added to the equation, Gane benefits from mixing the martial arts, Pereira only want to fight on the feet
>DONALD TRUMP! I JUST WANT TO SAY, I AM PROUD TO RAISE MY BLACK CHILDREN AS PROUD REPUBLICAN PATRIOTS! WHEN THEY GROW UP THEY WILL GROW UP TO PAINT THEIR WHITE STRIPES ALL OVER MY BARREN WIFE'S RED WOMB!
>>154792246trvke, we are forgetting his masterclass performance against volkov
>>154792191mikey you rascal
>>154792250Aight NOW this is the thread
>>154792250chandler lost his race card back in bellator b
Gane of Poatan?
>OLIVES PLEASE, I WON'T GO INTO THE FAVELAS HUNTING FOR LITTLE BLACK BOYS ANYMORE STOP!
Gaethje of Denver
>>154792332Talmbout Bon Poatan, b?
ilia couldnt hang with razhabali
>>154792246https://youtube.com/shorts/ziDyCNaS8fg?si=AtecyAqlKc_oe-zhPereiras getting pieced up by texeira in sparring lol ganes about to dance on his slow ass
Not gonna post anymoer until we have some thread conlosidation. This is giving me anxiety
lil midget tried to make his own thread
>I just made him look pathetic, somebody needs go get that man Derick a paramedic, but in the meanwhile I can't lie about it, Donald Trump is a pedophile!
>>154792390this is the only thread? One thread a day for me yes sir that’s all I need
>>154792405this is the thread as per the /heem/ and /espee/ consensus
>______ _________ _________>_______ ______ Donald Trump! >UFC______ ________!
>enters the thread
am i right miami
Trump vs Castro at heavyweight, winner gets to name the gulf mexico into his preferred name
>>154792365If that doo comes over to the UFC he might take the paper crown off of poolk's washed bald head
Ladies and gentlemen, I am pleased to announce that we have eclipsed the gay tranny thread
>>154792250Is this guy even invited to the white house card
>>154792443Ur opinion = WGAF
>>154792456Wise Good And Factual? You don't have to tell me
>>154792462
>>154792455I am afraid secret service couldn't let Ace in
Haptavious and Acequan, two brothers from other mothers that build not be more different, but after their adoptive father was killed in the MMA cage by a Brazilian fighter, they must put their differences aside and step up in caring for their adoptive mother......As A Family......coming soon in theaters
>>154792481That trigger discipline is awesome to see
Who would win? Pereira with Gane's speed vs Gane with Pereira's power?
I pray gooby is protected and gifted a title shot
>>154792626Gane's intellect is the deciding factor
>high IQ gane meme in the big '26
I got lost in the Gandelbrot set
beer time
Daniel Cormier vs Jon Jones: Try Not To Laugh Edition (Full Fight - HD)
some blown up middleweight beating the shit out of fat retard heavyweights? hmm where have I seen this before?
>>154792626Timing beats speed and precision beats power
>>154792761Um here, watch the full fight and see if you still think that
>>154792761who won this fight? oh yeah 4th title shot incoming
pereira is esentially ganeboth were working at a tireshop/selling mattresses before learning kickboxing in their 20s
Tom Aspinall is so highly rated that Gane landing 2 jabs mindbroke the heemtards for months.
and we dont follow them
>>154792800Look what happens when you follow them. Does this look bad to you?
this nigga sold mattresses just to get in the UFC to poke people in the eyes and lose big fights
>>154792819amount of sugar in his tank to touch a tart like that bald manlet cunt
>>154792122It's hilarious. The moment Poohand drops Gane, he will pounce and kill him.
Most impressive Gane performance?
THERE'S SHIT COMING OUT MY ASSHOLE
NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER
>>154792087Alex has no answer for illusive style of Ciryl Gane. Even this cheap imitation lands at will against Alex. It's already over.
i hated poosman during his reign but i don't want to watch him get sleemed by ddp
psot pereira getting peached by despaigne until he got revved
I would never get dropped by Tuivasa He would knock me out cold!
>>154792761>precisionSo he purposely tried to blind Tom?
>UFC Fight Night: Song vs. Figueiredo>04:00 AM ET
>>154792949Easily
>>154792761Worked up that spud muncher
>>154793034kek
>>154793034soul-feeding display of mixed martial arts
>>154793034that wheel kick was so shitembarrassing to include that in the highlights
Joe Schilling Fight Week
>>154793109Let's see your wheel kick
>>154792973What if Gane doesn't ask the question? What if he decides for some reason to just remain stationary and stand and bang with Pereira instead?
>>154793180If ifs and buts were candies and nuts b
>>154792963>>154792969You are weak. You are frail.
Can't believe Colbert Covington retired
>>154793180We've already calibrated the calculations the ran the simulations. It would be even worse for Pereira if Gane decides to do this...
i will not fucking follow them
>>154792975I hope that bitch has an penis
Gooby outboxed Floyd for rounds
>>154793273kek... poor miss k-1... you still don't get it do you? your jdaddies don't want you to follow them... they want you to be made an example of, with your pathetic meaningless empty life. drowning your sorrows to dull the pain every night. your jdaddies access your computer and look into your life when they're bored, just to laugh at the piggy together. poor miss k-1.... xhe doesn't realize that even when xhe le doesn't follow... xhe is still inherently following them....
I cant go on like this man... I'm crushed here...
Flooby outrounded Goyd for box
I hate when you come around
I was in the wrong fucking thread
>>154793558Stick (you)re finger in his chest and put him on notice then. Don't be scared homie. Enough of this submissive vague posting.
Dear /Heem/Does somebody have the webm of a post fight interview of a female fighter. Remember she was pretty swollen in the face. Can't seem to find it on other boards.
>>154793634
he ge
The numbers have been runThe UFC has been booking ranked fighters almost half as much as they used to be booking them a decade ago
aspinall status?
>>154793721He deaf
We are halfway through 2026. So far there has been1 interim lightweight title fight1 featherweight title fight1 BMF title fight1 LHW title fight1 Flyweight title fight 1 Middleweight title fightIf we are to discount the fake phoney mickey mouse belts for bums (interim and BMF) there has only been 4 title fights in almost 6 months
Anthony Smith was one win away from a title shot and could only be stopped by prime Glover
>>154793235>>154793195What if Gane switching styles confuses Pereira and he gets befuddled and asks what Gane is doing? He's been preparing for Gabe to dance around the cage but here he is standing his ground.
consider that pereira has literally never fought against someone taller than him meanwhile gane eats midgets
We NEED to strip Mackenzie Dern
>>154793688Yeah there were 400 fighters on the roster in 2015. Now there's 700. Yet per a single weight class, there can only be 15 fighters in a top 15 ranking at any given time. Do I need to keep spelling it out for you or are you actually retarded? You're embarrassing the sanctity of the thread.
>>154793756All data has been analyzed, every situation simulated. Gane has already won.
>>154793732good thing we are seeing all the belts on the line for the White House card
gane is a prawlblem for peloton
I think we have seen more interim champs than regular champs Ill go crunch the numbers but it is looking like khabib is a still a fraud
>>154793863What if Gane Ciryl gets destroyed by Pereira Alex?
arnol allen said hes canadian fighter though
>>154793778And that wouldn't mean the ranked fighters would suddenly stop being booked. There's more shows than ever but the top of the sport is less active than ever. We're currently in the most dead title fight period in the history of the sport. Half the champs aren't even booked for fight yet and we're 6 months in to the year This just doesn't make sense
Epic Motherfucking Gane vs Fat Favela-monkey Pereira
>>154793957Muzzie rats fight once a year. Things will get better now
Every fighter who lives/trains in the US gets a +5% buff to their attacks for the WH card.
>>154793997The majority of ranked fighters aren't Muslims and also aren't fighting
Pussy Destroyer Pereira vs Family Man Gane
>>154794061Ranked Uncs refuse to fight each other, but they keep beating unranked challengers
>>154794103That's also just not what's happeningThis isn't a ranked fighter vs ranked fighter stat. This is ranked fighters in general. The UFC just isn't booking them to fight anymore
Woman Hating Incel Gaethje vs Divorced Miami Wife Topuria
Kingdom of Gane vs Pereirian Empire
Platinum Pereira vs Golden Gane
>>154793957>The UFC has been booking ranked fighters almost half as much as they used to be booking them a decade agoYou're still not factoring in that a lot of this is due to the featherweight, bantamweight and featherweight growth. In 2015 there was only around 30-50 fighters in each of the smaller weight classes and given the push those weight classes had around that time, statistically there were more top 15 fighters fighting out of necessity. >And that wouldn't mean the ranked fighters would suddenly stop being booked.There has been a steady addition of new fighters added to the roster since 2015. 400 to 700 roughly. Each fighter still must be offered 3 fights a year (turning down a fight counts as 1 of the 3).. Because of the added roster, a top 15 spot is more coveted and you do see more top 15 guys want to take a vacation once they get there. How many times do you see the post fight interviewer try to push them to make a call out and stay active and the fighter says 'they're gonna enjoy life and come back in 6 months'. So then they just keep the divisions moving.
book tominal vs volkovoski already so they can fight the winer of gane/pereria
The Hatred of Gane vs The Emptiness of Pereira
tik tok pereira vs perpetual cheater gane
A Tormented Soul Topuria vs A Simple Minded Gaethje
>>154792087CHAMA>chama
Gaethje, calm and collected, thrives in the chaos. Topuria, bold and passionate, operates best in a methodical manner.
pereira and gane saving this bum division
>>154794444me vs (You)
the king is back
>>154792819What a disgusting mammal he is.
Disgusting Mammal Joe Rogan
nipples like cigars
Does Joe Rogan even watch MMA?
im afraid of my little sister even tho she cant physically heem me
>>154794587joe rogan IS mma you broke ass reddit bitch
jon jones is nick nolte aspinall is robert deniro and nina drama is juliette lewis and sanko is jessica lange in her ooooooooh PRIME™
>>154794604You're afraid of the sexual power she wields. You wish you had it.
5-6 permas and this place would be respectable
>>154794604she heemed my meng with her mouth hole
and what a PRIME™ it was
>>154794639i could perma my balls on your forehead
dustin the diamond of gold porrier
>>154793928Canadian fighters get mad puss
The brazzas are still reeling in psychic agony from the strickLORD loss
>>154794446Gane ducked pavlovich
just envisioning aspinall in the everglades screaming counsellor in his awful wallace and gromit voice
>>154794673as do all canadians and rightfully so
Khamzat pulling guard is like Washington crossing the Delaware in importance to this sport
delaware and washington are no where near each other dummy
Sir your heemtonic plates?
spaffing in mackenzie dernnon negotiable
They say power is the last thing to go....ONEMORERUN
No UFC but Boxing tomorrow
no one asked
that was a nasty line
>>154794974Maybe you should heem yourself and upload it for us to watch
that was uncalled for
>>154795076I'm unheemable
we heemcycle the rockhold thread next
dustbin is the best that never held it
>>154795220Dustin has the craziest fight record in the UFC
Surviving Merab
Goob is a better person than dustbin
man wow it's so shit
erin blanchfield
>>154795441Nice
Dustin of the Pear Tree
UFC tonight
>>154795703wtf man you cant say shit like that
>outed as an eye poking cage grabber >outed as a PED cheat>outed as gay>outed as a gay pedophile >outed as a gay rapist>outed as a wife beater>outed as a criminal guilty of doing a hit and run on a pregnant woman>outed as a drunk driverAnd he’s still considered the undisputed GOAT and the ultimate UFC legend. Kneel.
>>154795813Wow those sure are a lot of high stats for a guy who went to decision so often
>>154795860People forget man, Jon developed a spinning back kick when he was 36
>>154795813damn, how high are Aspinals numbers?
>>154795813I don’t play the UFC games, what’s stopping someone from picking Jon online and demolishing everyone else?
>>154794659i think you'd be surprised.
>>154796073These games aren't meant to be balanced or competitive
>>154796217AI is clearly the fuckin future
>>154795951Nice ai sloppa paolo
>>154796238I like the idea of running up some sport and just unlocking gooby as a dlc character and seeing him go buck crazy. AI fights will be cool as fuck
i was on heem.com when conors leg was cooked by the diamond pressure
>>154796217locked in goobs was something else*shivers*
>>154796286Diamonds form under pressure but whoever said that diamonds cant form pressure?
Dustin Pressure Cooker Poirier
What if Dustin leg was made out of diamonds? Would it beat Conor's titanium leg? What if they kicked each others legs at the same time who's leg would break?
The Titanium Shinbone has failed!
I still don’t understand how Ilia is such a better fighter despite being half a foot shorter than everyone in lw. Shouldn’t you be able to just overpower that pathetic manlet? How does his punch even reach a guy like Jai Herbert that’s 6’1”? He’s literally a tiny fun sized “man” ffs. Justin will put him in his place and end the reign of this manlet shortcel
What if Dustin Poirier was named Dustin Poirot? How many murder mysteries would he solve?
>>154796377Ilia Topuria is the most exciting fighter on the planet right now. He's like Dirk Diggler in his prime
no one actually believes garth can win
>>154796377You don't understand?
What if Daniel Cormier and Dustin Porier swapped bodies one day, like a Lafeyete based Freaky Friday
>>154796262They fly now?
If Dustin and DC swapped surenames they would be Dustin Cormier and Daniel Poirier
Custin Dormier
>>154796390In a bodyswap situation, I would jump off a bridge the instant before we swap back.
>>154796387>no one actually believes Garth c-ACKKKKKK!!!!! Justin why did you eye poke me? Wait Justin NO WAIT ACKKKKKKKKK I did not espec you to have such good head kicks… please have mer- NO STOP WITH THE 12-6 ELBOWS PLEASE SENOR Marc Goddard: ITS OVAH!!! ITS OVAH!!!!! Joe Rogan: People forget man, Justin hits like a truck and has some nasty head kicks. He was peppering him with those calf kicks earlier in the round tooJon Anik: a beautiful and unexpected TKO victory from Justin “The Highlight” Gaethje just occurred here on the White House front lawn tonight, only on Paramount+
Gatehje has MANY paths to victory, Topuria has.... but one.
23 days until Gane fights.
>>154796408both names are better, why didn't they swap last names for real?
>>154796449What path will it be?
>>154796476The right path.
The path of Topuria or the many paths of Gaethje
I bet money on Khamzat. I really should have listened to Masvidal when he said "Ay, yo, dis Strickland dood be tight"
>>154796502>I bet money on Khamzatwhy haven't you killed yourself yet
Masvidals new hairline is tight yo!
>>154796476We’re about to find out how Ilia reacts to a little poke in the eye. We are dragging him to a 5 round gruesome brawl and Justin will knock him down with a nasty head kick and finish him with 12-6 elbows while he’s stunned on the ground
AI users are subhuman.
>>154796553Of course the Britisher feels a certain way about eye pokes being brought up
Gaethje doesn't use eyepokes he's literally the most pure fighter on the roster, angel of a man to be honest.
>>154796572An angel in disguise
>cannot fathom a scenario in which justin wins without cheatingkwab
>>154796580an ugly guy is the perfect disguise lol
I'm Garry, who is Lam?
Angel
Booorn in the USA!
>>154796585It’s not cheating though, is it? If it was actual cheating you would get points deducted and the victim of the “cheating” would be declared the winner. You would get your championship belt stripped for doing it like a PED cheat would. Thats not how it is though. At most an eye poke warrants a 10 second stoppage. Garth can get away with probably 4-5 eye pokes because it’s only a dejure rule.
Ain't reading none of that!
yep gaethje by leg kicks and clinch
nigga that aint no word
>>154796643full camp fiziev wins that fight gaethje looked like shit
>>154796643Rafael Fiziev, career best win: Rafael Dos Anjos
I really think bobby green can beat fiziev
>>154796674Moicano probably he demolished him
green needs to rematch dober imo
Topuria the White has something to say
>>154796440>>154796643just how good is the underground king?
>>154796440did anyone ever make a bingo card of guaranteed quotes?
One lunar cycle until we enter the Gaethje era.
>>154796831Clitia will be left LEAKING on the canvas right in front of President Donald Trump
>>154796775he was lightweight champion sooo he was pretty goodp
The last thing Cursed sees before a tampon is shoved into his stomach
>gooby please can i fight you please haha let's fight stop duckinginstant aura loss when fighters do this gayy shit
Conors got a busy schedule>fighting Holloway at UFC329 hopefully>boxing khamzat>fighting Nate for a third time>fighting topuria four the title after he demolishes holloway>fighting Mike Perry in some kind of fight?
bruiser gooby zeems
>>154797006Topuria has to go to 170 for that
>>154793034The performance that convinced Ngunu to engage in child sacrifices.
>>154796981Garthje and Gabe have been paid to lose their fights on purpose, I’m afraid.
pirellis skirting
>>154796775Eddie Alvarez was actually a really good and decent fighter. Very respectable career, deceptively crafty.
chase r. hooper
https://youtu.be/kBR9zVATDEItheres bkfc today you goofties
>>154797466knuck sucks now
>>154797466Crap? You expect me to watch crap?
LFA been on for a while
*enters thread*
oh no some black guy just came in the thread
Yup, shitskins are seething.
Till on Knuck soon
>>154798105put him Ngannou
Talmbout Schwan, b?
joe schilling fight tomorrow
>>154796553
>>154798643I'd wish ill upon you but you already live in Africa.
>>154798497Dookie Don smeared his diaper diarrhea on himself and is ranting again?
Fucking hell. I do live in Africa. Wtf
>>154798908HAHAHA
>>154796387i actually do so kys lmao
>>154798465mfw blk ppl
feed a birdpet a donkey
>>154798497golden mat return confirmed
>>154799009RETARD ALERTRETARD ALERT
real ufc no gloves is on
Is her form good?
>>154797330>the smell of a Korean woman's feet
>>154799232smell your own feet you broke ass reddit weeb
>>154799130retard chads always win
>>154799243>brokeYou shitskins are boring.
just heemed a nigga
>>154799277you are mexican
>>154799329that look of betrayal
>>154799329finna be makhachev next year
“ So you should view this fleeting world—A star at dawn, a bubble in a stream,A flash of lightning in a summer cloud,A flickering lamp, a phantom, and a dream.” – Gane to his fans after permaheeming Alex at the White House.
>>154799329>tfw you get bullied
if bj penn is ordered to take a mental exam then most of you goys should too
>>154799757Well I don't think my entire family has been replaced by doppelgangers
>>154799757BJ should heem his therapists.
>>154799790right, theyre setting him up
Why did loog retweet this lol
Team Penn til the end buncha imposter ass bitches in the thread doubting The Prodigy’s mental state. How bout this, fuck you.
>>154799837hes a hip hop head
>>154799837that’s part of his childhood, he doesn’t believe in the 13% figure.
Loog T Thank Em
if schaub isnt talmbout it on the pod den its nawlt a big enough deel
>>154799837served in nam together
>>154799837White dudes think its still cool to like rap
>>154800258Luke aint White.
Cain Velasquez is part of a gang.
frankie edgar is coming to bkfc
>>154799249nah lmao
dont know if you heard but coker is back and has 60 million to spend for a few shows. good luck MVP
>>154800772schaub said ufc is already the nfl and netflix is mcdonalds so where does that leave coker?
>>154800772the mma world yearns for a no frills, low budget promotion with good fighters and 50% profit share
>>154800772Scott Coker is a fat little goyim
If civilians tip waiters because its "fair" why don't they tip fighters? Now me, I don't tip. You agreed upon a wage. Not my problem. Fighter pay to me, as a fan, not my problem
>>154800935So he's not Jewish?
>>154800947RIZIN used to have a link on screen to tip fighters lmao
>>154800948I didnt say that
The Big Ankster? Yeah I'm thinkin he's gonna heem.
>>154800996two bums
>>154800977Goyim is a non-jew. Shabbos-goy is the non-jew who does stuff for jews on the sabbath like a servant. So yeah you just said Scott Coker simply isn't Jewish. Nice!
>>154800996actually looking forwards to this
>>154800996RounGOD will heem
>>154801014
>>154801012Ankalaev is better than Pereira. He proved it by dominating him for 5 rounds. Second fight Ankalaev only got caught and then an early stoppage. Then Alex ducked the rematch..Deep down you know it's true...
>>154801019He couldnt heem an injured out of shape Jamahawl. It's over b. Best to accept it.
>>154801040your gimmick sucks mate
>>154801019
all of you suck. not a single impressive performance
>>154793721Still heemed eyey
how this nigga a hw now?
>>154801040>48-47>dominated>rolled into a ball and gave up like a little BITCH in the 2nd fight>P-Poohand got lucky!kek!
>>154801084dude looks like my drug addict brazilian mate
what's next for tom aspinall?
>>154801084Hes Brazilian his ass just cant stop absorbing more mass
Not even exaggerating, Payton Talbots mom frequently has her ass out in a thong in her Instagram and Payton always leaves likes on said post, at what point does it get weird
>>154801146Pretty weird for you not to share links. What you’ve just said doesn’t sound real without some proof.
>>154801146>>154801146When you have a hot mom theres always the underlying unspoken current of how she wants you back inside her and because shes hot she is very critical of your potential mates which makes it worse
>>154801183kill yourself now
>>154801146I'm being entirely deadass rn, kind of a dime piece tho
>>154801146I'm being entirely deadass too, kind of a dime piece tho
>>154801213shes black?
>>154801191Lol I can only imagine what kind of snaggletoothed bestial ogre woman your mother is while mine has huge booba and all my friends wanted to plow her
lets see sean r stricklands mother too bad we never will cause she abandoned him lol
Why do i have this weird feeling pavlovich is losing to texeira
>>154801171many are saying this>>154801213many are seeing this
>>154801217a doctor no less
>>154801213looks fat and mixed race
>>154801229khamzat lost!ahahahahahahhahaah!
>>154801229lmao
>>15480121354 years old and had 5 kids btw
Damn i thought the china card was this weekend i was excited to wake up at 4am and make pancakes
>>154801213This woman loves White cock.
>>154801213her hair must fucking STINK, dirty crack whore
>>154801248Nah fuck that
>>154792692Gane will always find the eyepoke
hypothetically if gooby heems max in the first and calls out islam, think he gets a title fight?
>>154801383two championship fights. islam ilia 165 conor mallott 175
max is hypothetically fighting at welterweight?
I still don't get why he didn't simply heem Tom and win the belt. He was schooling the bong
>>154801434he got shook when tom went for a takedown or feinted one
>>154801213damn he has a whore of a mother
Davison Figueroa how hard is it to rename yourself
sean can never remove the r before strickland because it happened
I'm having wild sex wtf are you virgins doing on a Friday night
>>154801580whats his name
>>154801613His first name is Cope?
>>154801213hold on im gooning, brother
>>154801557Strickbeast raped your mind.
>>154801580I don't know how to approach women
they're like the emelianenko brothers when you think about it
>>154801672why they heemed him
You cant do that
>>154801725sorry
That ass was fat NGL
>>154792761Poatan with that high guard vs these jabs......
Jon > Gable > Cyril > Valter > Ngubu > Aspinall > alcoholic tire bitch
>>154801434Why give your opponent a quick and innocuous concussion that will cause no long lasting effects, when you can ruin his health forever with far less effort?
A Hero of History.
ganecels love their ai sloplow iq just like their favourite groid
Gane simulated tom
Jones simulated Gane
They have nothing, so they must pretend to have something.
Remember when Kron Gracie got absolutely BTFO by Bryce?
Whats up im drink ama idk lol mma
ufc on paramount whys it such shit
>whats up everybody >*lies*
>>154802033It’s hell. I hate how there’s no search function. I hate how there’s no way to efficiently find the fights you’re looking for. I hate how cluttered the UFC ‘hub’ is in the Paramount app. And I hate that I’m paying $14 monthly for a premium UFC experience and I don’t get any premium features like an option to disable commentary or something to that effect. I almost want to go back to illegal streams because they hate a live chat + just watching old fights on youtube
Rico just needs 1
Garth by sidekick to Clittia’s chin and then a brutal ground and pound finish with 12-6 elbows
bro still doesn't know what the kicks are
Garth by cubist kick
I've noticed that no one ever seems to give a genuine analysis of why they think Gaethje will win, gameplan, keys to victory etc. Almost as if they're afraid of looking foolish.
>>154801434gane fights in the most optimal wayin 50 years, once we catch up to him and realize that eye pokes, back of the head shots and nutshots are valid fighting techniques, the result of the aspinall fight will be changed to tko (retirement) and his win over poatan will count as a title defense
>>154801213sooo no1 else agrees with OP and finds this weird?
>>154802210Just goon nigga
gane fights in the most optimal way (to not win)
I have...an thick peins...
Fade away inside leg kick
Calf Kick? Why the hell is there an animal inside the cage?
GDS (Gane Derangement Syndrome)
>>154802324Deranged Gane vs Sane Pereira
So ehats up with yuo guys
Oh ok
Guess Ill eat shit n die
People are counting out Conor because he hasn't fought in years and last time it ended with a broken leg.
>>154802391Holloway doesn't have time to bulk to 170 while goobs was sitting on it for years and years, he'll enter the cage fat and greasy
>>154802407I think Conor can win if he just
>>154801059So you're conceding that I'm right and you know it's true. I'll accept that. You also realize Ulberg would have flatlined Pereira and that's why he left. Losing at heavyweight is just a less humiliating way to go out because he can cope because it was up a weight class. I'm actually complimenting you, because I know you're not a cazzie deep down. You understand MMA.
till detractors i dont feel so good...
>>154802324I have "Gane is a faggot retard" syndromeIt won't go away until Gane stops being a retarded faggot.
Axe kick finish for Steve Garcia
Average Joe Crop
Jon “Loans” Jones
Mauricio “Showin a House” To Yah Rua
fin "win" landbeit
china is in the future same with australia yet no results posted for the fights this sport is so dead
Ian "The Past, Present, and Future" Garry
Dana "GOOF" White
Justin "The Nickname" Gaethje
>>154802539
>thought poofc macau was tonight>its next weekwhere the fuck are my heems
>>154802727stitching together fight kits so they can afford to pay mike dolce for another bowl of flax seed raisin bran power
>>154802727>tonightyou would've missed it either way
>>154802727right here bitchHIYA
>>154802753in my timezone right now is when prelims start for the asia events
>>154802727Usyk vs Rico and PFL Brussels todaynormally wouldn't shill poofl but there's some good/known fighters on the card
>>154802789talmbout the peefl card with a 45 year old benson henderson on it b?
>>154802822Not just on the card, main eventing the card.
>>154802822Jake "White Kong" Hadley is co-maining.
>>154802789Do the streaming sites usually have PeeFL? Not sure how you watch that crap in bongland but in America they pulled it from espeen+. It's only on espeen unlimited at thirty dollars a month because they don't want anyone watching their crap
>>154802899against THE taylor lapilus, noted basharat victim
monitor off.
mokaev is a fookin pie eater
>>154802910yeah most decent sites usually have itfsl, crack, etc
>UFC
I'm tired of pretending Anshul Jubli was heemed by Salkilld. I like Salkilld. He is good and with the funny memes. But he did NOT heem Jubli. He had legit single leg and was risen to the feet. How you can be happy a win like this??? No fighter is happy for the win like this or to say you achieve the knockout when you did not.
Justin "Bigfoot" Gaethje is just a big walking target. And Ilia "Overeem" Topuria is pretty good at striking. So you put 1 and 1 together.
jones vs bones
DC vs Breakfast, lunch and dinner
>>154803088what the helly
>>154803099What about gay nigger (jon jones) vs house nigger (daniel cormier) vs mine slave nigger (ngannou) vs french niggeur (Gane) vs favela monkey nigger (pooaton)?
>>154803088his face when he looks away at first is worthy of a zoom a lot more than the actual zoom deployed
>>154803132
>>154803005>he SalKILLD him haha
>>154803151>>154803169So?
>>154803099dead. man. down.
>>154803099Iliaster Topureem vs Bustin Jigfoot
>No nuggets on the Blessed Express!SOON
I'm sorry, but max isn't making it out of round one.
>>154803282Hey mate can you please stop impersonating me?
>>154803282Hey mate can you keep impersonate this guy >>154803312?
Gane will breast feed Alex Pereira.
>>154803354bit gay
>>154803099Topuria gets clipped a lot, and he can't pull that shit with Gaethje. Wouldn't be surprised if Illia goes to sleep. But it'll most likely be Gaethje asleep.>>154803132In this hypothetical mass battle, Jones wins because he's the only one faggy enough to pull a gun and kill them all instead of actually fighting.
>>154803400>he can't pull that shit with Gaethjegarth's power is extremely overrated, charles hits way harder and with much cleaner technique
>>154803400don't you gurucels have any concept of shame when you write this homo nonsense
>>154803456>GODru outta nowhereObsessed!
>>154803456I have only ever watched guru act like a sperg while talking with Arman and that jew streamer and get bodied by the mountain manlet.
Clozapine "No Family" Finland
we cannot follow them
>>154803760extremely reddit image
Why do women all make a noise when striking? They'll always do a little "Hah!" or "Yah!" is there some reason for this aside from not belonging in the cage?
>>154803885every fibre of their being is urging them to go back to the kitchen. fighting - and resisting that urge - takes out a lot of mental and physical energy, hence the grunts when they strike
>>154803911I blame the coaches. They love to groom them but never put a baby in them (because they're closet faggots)
we're not tuning in to the pillowtap until usyk and rico are in the ring btw
>skipping holm/han IIha ha ha pleb
>>154803940you seem confused
>>154803957Don't reply to me ever again you slime.
Hell yeah comfy box kino today
lol no way fag
Micheal chandler
michael sonnen
Michael Son
michael "jack" son
lawrence "michael "jack and fuck" son" strickland
My penis is getting harder
>>154804299it's been a while since you posted rockhold prawlblems with your circulation b?
>>154804316Minge
>>154804325wouldn't say no if your offering
i hope Rico doesnt get sean stricklanded today
>>154804280
>>154803164He was getting to his feet in single leg. But everone so racist against indians that you pretend he was not getting to his feet with a single leg completely conscious.
>>154804483have you tried crying about it
Whatever happened to are jubli
>Would you guys please stop thinking about sex with men and BBC? It's distracting me.
thoghts on getting an anime tattoo on the bicep peak so when i lock up a darce i can harness their power
Thoughts on making chicken breast taste less bland?Thoughts on why cauliflower is the creepiest vegetable?
>>154804812thoghts why you inpersonating that other lad every thread
>>154804859Thoughts on misinformation?
>>154804812just put on salt b
>>154804895ive been balls deep in misinformation my whole life
>>154804812season and marinate the chicken dawg. Add salt, pepper, paprika, cumin, and onion powder to a suitable container or bag, squeeze a lemon or orange into the mix, maybe slice some and add that too. I usually add sliced onions and cilantro too. Let the entire thing marinate for at least an hour or overnight (i perfer overnight).
went to the barber only to find out my hairline is heemed
Gaethje wins.
Smooth Benson Henderson wins.
ilia tupperware loses.
smug faggy midget will face a career changing loss on the white house lawn
>>154805102talmbout gaethje?
benson "+1300" henderson vs porch "-6000" monkey. some main event you got there PooFL
>>154804812fillet it open like a book. lower heat, barely below medium (if gas stove), but wait until the pan is visibly steaming before putting the chicken on. extra virgin olive oil instead of spray or vegetable oil slop, wipe it into pan. salt and season immediately before putting it on the pan so cooked into the golden crust. flip it when you see the cooked white edges outline the chicken and the bottom should be golden. that's the best tasting tender chicken you can make.
>>154805069 The losing contest... >>154800766
>>154805103Gaethje isnt a fag midget, you know this. The fag midget that will face the career altering loss is Ilia Tupperia
foods not supposed to taste good. are you obese? are you a child? are you retarded? food is fuel
>>154805136excellent and very factual post gourmet is for gays
You all cook chicken like a bunch of baby back reddit pussies. Get a salt, pepper rub it in with some cumin, cook it, eat. It isnt rocket science and no Im not trying your shitty recipe that isnt unique. Mix up your shitty meals like your shitty striking and maybe you wont be face first in the wal mart parking lot from a teep and shitty chicken
Tito's fried chicken
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Michael Chandler Presents the Parolee Creole Hot Sauce dedicated to his stepson. 13% of the profits go to 50% of his sons future legal fees
