Habs (4) vs Canes (2) - 2nd PeriodPrevious >>154785242
>>154786590>>154786590>>154786590>>154786590
EAT COCK RANDY
Kill frogs. Holy war.
decent conference finals so far.
F L A M E SLAMES
>>154786612not even makar can save them
>>154786590Good baker, good bread
ouch
>trusting Danes.First mistake, Canies.
>>154786628Rod is making those boys bench 3pl8
>>154786628>ow, i broke a nailthought this was the NHL, not the PWHL.
>>154786628Jinkies!
SCAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAARRRRRRRRRRRR
I find it funny that marner is now the face of vegas and not Eichel
>Feel The Puck
Is it over for the Habs tonight?
>>154786616Mallrats?
>>154786642?
I have a feeling he's scoring tonight
>>154786628another non-call that favors Montreal, hmmmmm...
>>154786646Vegas has many faces.
>>154786625Have you ever had poutine with waffle fries?
>>154786628
When I was a kid I thought John LeClair played the red power ranger.
>>154786657Taylor Hall or Cole Caufield?
oh we're chimping
DO IT GARYGIVE US OVERTIME
You know the Canes aren't playing playoff physical hockey when Caufield manages to score 5v5. Embarrassing
we can still win
>>154786667Soon Carter Hart will be one
In my life, there's been heartache and painI don't know if I can face it again
>>154786691no i dont have time for that
>>154786678must have been a retarded kid
>>154786637The pwhl community has weird elaborate protocol about nails for lesbian reasons
>>154786691Oh god no. I have work tomorrow
>finnish buzzer beating
Has Dobeš been this much of a bitch the entire season?
GO HABS GO
canes win the 2nd, 1-1 game
>>154786721speaking of which, how do porn chicks do dyke scenes with those crazy long fake nails? Doesn't that just tear shit up?
Randys suck
Carolina Homers about to be humbled by the power of friendship
>>154786702
>he said he has to put in hours at the pantie factory, boxing up lacey garments and brassiers
>>154786749kek think how dirty those nails get.
>>154786736Dobes is a known hot head and chirper
heh, game 1 is whatever, everybody knew canes were gonna be rusty as fuck, carolina in 5
>>154786759you're a genius
*chugs bottle of water*
>>154786736*chirps you*
>>154786783I heard this one last night about the Assvs
>>154786792based
>>154786793>>154786778Is chirping what they call crying to the refs?
my oilers would've raped both these shit teams in '24 KWAB
>>154786792It's too late for me to drink
>>154786801the difference is the canes dominated the 2nd round, the assvs were exposed by a lesser opponent, despite the series record.
My Habs need to get a 5th goal before Canes gets a 3rd.
>>154786817mcdavid couldn't even handle my duckies>>154786821
CANES NEED OUR ENERGY TO WIN IN THE 3RD!!!
Fraud Brindarmor
my hughes bros would 3 on 5 futt buck both of these teams
Just how bad are Philadelphia and Ottawa?
>>154786833They can have mine
habies will lose this
>>154786819>1-0>dominate
>>154786818Why, are you a vampire or something?
>>154786807crying is what you're doing right now
>>154786850Chick fil a is better
what happened to chris pronger?
>>154786860I don't want to pee at night
This series literally to get the privilege of being raped by VGK
>>154786852they won 4-0 actually
>>154786877real tone deaf of you, scumbag
>>154786807Every team attempts to get away with injuring the goalie. It’s a dirty move
biz is kinda cute sometimes ngl
Praise Gary
>>154786862I went to chick fil a one time when I was in california just so see what all the hype was about and it was fucking mid as fuck and it was insanely busy even though i think it was in Bakersfield which is literally the middle of no where. should have just went to the mcdonalds across the street
>>154786852retard
>>154786900there's one in london but ive never been
>>154786877I don't want to see a team with a <50% win rate win the stanley cup
>>154786876Yeah, I wouldn't either if I were a vampire and slept upside down
>>154786900oh maybe it was in and out and I am mistaken. Either way I think they all suck ass
all the canes have to do to win this game is score at least 3 goals and stop montreal from scoring another goal
>>154786900They can be hit or miss depending the location. When it's good it's really good.
>>154786900you only go to chic fil a for service and the sauce, it's really mid food but at least you know it's not going to be fucking ass
drop the vulcanized rubber disc gary
>>154786590buds islanders would booty blast the fraudicanes
>>154786898I think he's funny
>>154786876.....same https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mXPiLA9pKXw&list=RDmXPiLA9pKXw&start_radio=1
>>154786900korn is from bakersfield
>>154786900I didn't know people went to Bakersfield like that
crack some jokes boomerfucks
I think whoever ends up winning this game will lead the series 1-0
>>154786932neat
>>154786929I think YOU'RE funny........... FUNNY SMELLING!
>>154786928Isles are chronically assblasted by the canes. Games are usually unwatchable
marner will beat the habs for leafs nation
Matthew McConoughey walked into a room with three men with no left arms.. He just said, "all right, all right, all right."
WOLVES SCARRRRR
>>154786935When does a duck wake up? At the quack of dawn
>>154786936No way
Just tuned in Have we made fun of this nigga yet?
>>154786955baseeeeeeeeedd
>>154786956
i went to popeyes one time and its actually so much better than kfc im now convinced kfc is only popular because its the purest most concentrated form of goyslop
>>154786961I forgot about him
>canes sweep the senators who are known for their stalwart defense and not much else>canes sweep the flyers who managed to luck their way into the playoffs passing, NYI, WSH, DET, and CBJ. Who faced the retirement home known as the Pittsburgh penguins>montreal faces Tampa bay, a team that finished equal points in the season. Each game being decided by a thin hair. A veteran team that had been booted 4 years in a row first round>montreal faces a hot buffalo team in the second round, who finished top of the Atlantic, a series way less disciplined than the Tampa series. Montreal comes out on top due to puck luck.>now they face a fully rested Carolina, and because Carolina swept the bottom of the division everyone has them beating the habsMark my words, Alex Newhook with the game winner this series
>>154786973popeyes turned to shit, overcooked constantlyget jolibees
>>154786818I'll drink one for you
thinking of eating some crackers
>>154786935Once there was a building with 3 floors.On the first floor there was a market, on the second floor there was a guy peeing out the window, and on the third floor there was a guy shaving.The guy shaving dropped the razor!It fell and cut off the dick of the guy peeing.The dick fell down to the market and landed in a jar of pickles.An old lady came and bought the pickles.A few hours later she came back and asked “do you have any more of the hairy ones?”(Fin)
what outcome would please mcdavid the most?
>>154786871he retired years ago
Rod looks shaken
>>154786995jen
Time for le epic comeback.
>>154787015roids have destroyed his heart
you would think after watching all these choke jobs year after year all of rods hair would be gray by now
>>154787025not enough people gave the canes their energy it's impossible now
>>154787029And dobes his team
>>154786871https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6SyMyLNrN9M
rod posts here so watch it assholes
>>154786999canes winning the cup
>tune in right into the 3rd>redditlina hurricants already down by 2Lmao this some self fulling prophecy shit.What should I play instead
>>154787040Whatever you say, Gary
You do take your daily Wegovy + Ozempic stack, right?
>>154787033he must dye his hair
>>154787043>alreadyNo they aren't "already down by 2".They were already down by 3 10 minutes in to the game.
intermission audio was fine, as soon as game starts it's out of sync again... thanks sportsnet
>that sleeping cutieMY HEART!
>>154787040Rod sticks to /fit/
ot incoming
>NHL is named League of the Year by Sports Business Journal
>>154787062Please refrain from cuck posting until after the game.
Habs need to get pucks deep
the Habs have been skating so fucking slowly ever since late in the 1stthis might work for them in one or two games where they can get out to a quick lead and then drag their feet forever, but this is not going to win them this series
>>154787033This year it will give out
Can someone post the fat gary face bouncing into frame
>>154787062stupid bitchwife
IF DIGITSGARY TIME
PENALTY TIME
>>154787069oh god no. I'm already sleepy
>>154787080Please refrain from Gary posting until after the game
>>154787074let's try and get more than 1 goal a period big guy
>>154787059>no webm>not even a skarmklippcome on man
TIME FOR PK
>>154787082cool it
ref wasn't even facing the play when he called it LOL
Guhle back at it again with the flop
>that cameraman shaking his head in disgustkek
How many pounds of gum do you think Rod chews? Is it the same piece the entire time?
ITS CAROLOVER
>miss a dozen hooks, trips, and slashes going one way>call the gayest, fakest dive the league has ever seen going the other wayyeah this is rigged
SCAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAARRRRRRRRRRR
Canadians inability to win the Stanley Cup vs Carolina's inability to not choke in the ECF. Which one will win?
>>154787102it's not gum, it's a chunk of leaddad bod rod would destroy a civilian piece of gum in seconds
pathetic peepee
>>154787056Kek Canes fucking suck as usual when Jr mattersGuess I should go back to my goofing sesh then
>>154787119Latter
BUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUT
>>154787119Habs win only to get gaped by Marner and the Knights
HABS SCAAAARRR
ET LE BUUUUUUUUUUUUUT
>muh wannnnngs!!!1!
Uhhhh randies???????????
SCAAAAAAAAAAAAARRRRRRRRRRRRmy Habs
HOLY FUCKIN BUUUUUUUUUUUUUT
ET LE BUUUUUUUUUUUUUUTSLAFKOVSKY GOAL
>cane5kwab
ET LE SCORE HAHAHAHAHA
SCAAAAAAAAAAAAAAARRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR
WOW Habs having some banger goals this playoff
>>154787102He goes through an entire pack
>>154787120I better give him a call to switch it out to tungsten, obviously the lead's getting to his head.
Knights would've already scored shorthanded
>Cane5Their ability to turn into pumpkins every ECF needs to be studied.
5 finger freddy
Holy fuck Lafreniere could never
ET LE BUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUT
craycray
Et LE BUT!SLAFKOVSKY!My chicken wings!
SLAPSHOTSKY
KWABROLINA HURRICANE5
Holy fuck. Sweet mitts on that play.
>>154787150too much rest
>>154787131yeah this one's well and truly over. my worldview has been shaken but pleasantly so.
silky
>/hoc/ thought canes had it 100%>early© cash® out™ game 1
That's a wrap, it's gonna be Canadiens vs. ?.
toe dragged that hard and that slowly.... Jesus christ
EN ROUTE POUR LA COUPE
Hooly shit what a but
SLALKOVSKY SSSSSSSSSSSSCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCAAAAAAAAAAARRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRSSSSSSSSS
FREE CHICKEN WINGS AGAIN THANKS HABS
>interference>no call>leads to an immediate goalyeah I'm done with this game, holy fucking rigged
Vegas Montreal SCF confirmed
>>154787164kangs
>getting swept by the Montreal Canadiens
8 free wings ;)
>>154787133>club cagedkek
>>154787172AAAAA REFFIES SAVE USS GARY PLEASE
>>154787164mtl vs col would actually be kino but knights are gunna rape makars bussy
turning this shit off
>CANE5
>>154787164>Good Canada (Quebec) >Evil Canada (Hart and Marner)
Habs doubters suddenly quitet.
>team so btfo they stop blowing the horn to start the cheeringkwab
>>154787164Knights. Knights win in 7 in OT due to refpuck. Montreal goes down in flames, Vancouver 2.0
S A N K BUTS
>>154787163Lol no fucking way. Only faggitors call games. Same thing with the Assves
>>154787192>Loudest building in the NHLKEK LMAO EVEN
>>154787189>Quebec>Good GuysYou joke
metro div getting exposed hard
This is gay. Montreal and Vegas already played each other in the finals and gary fagged this shit out of it.
6-2 incoming
>>154787160they might be hungover
>empty seats in the lower bowlOH NONONONO!!! CANIACS ARE SHOOK!
>>154787189But that's wrong. Knighties are the good guys. /ourguys/ too
>l-l-lets go canes
>>154787203It's a library.
>/hoc/ doubted the pacific and believed in the metro
>>154787215nah, just metro
>.750 sv%SOMEONE TELL ANDERSIEVE ITS NOT GAME 7
the toot toot toot horn of carolina fell silent on this night
>>154787208crosby and ovi are geriatric. canes have an easy path to the eastern finals
>>154787215remember when the panthers were out all night at the rippers before a game 6 scf
i genuinely wish something could be done about the refs, they have completely changed this game and while we aren’t playing great it should not be this bad
>l-l-lets go.... c-canes.......
Get that fucking Dane OUT OF THERE
>>154787187jumpscare
we want bussi next game
GET ROWDY CANIACS!!
>>154787237Yes
we could have had oil vs habs final if it werent for the fucking ducks
>>154787163no. plenty of /hoc/ enjoyers thought carolina would choke it away. Rod's bullshit tough practices man. the season and the series are too long for that bullshit.
Y'all blaming Freddie are crazy. All 5 goals have either been full breakaways or 3v1s. Homie a good goalie, but he isn’t Jesus and none of them were his fault
why is rod giving andersieve the patty wah treatment?
>>154787224>subelt >goodguys Wrong thread bud
Danskjävel
Curious...what kind of goaltending does carolina have right now?
>>154787245He better start
>>154787248GET NUTTY!
>>154787209That Montreal team was the worst team i've ever seen in the finals.
>>154787259he wants the bussi all for himself
>Canes in 4 >Canes in 5 <--- soon to be here>Canes in 6>Canes in 7>Habs in 7
Who cursed the canes to always choke in the conference finals?
>>154787229Well, I doubted both the pacific and the metro. Vegas must be a good playoff team that's so-so in the regular team because everyone else over their division is very dubious.
>>154787209since when
Montreal vs Vegas could be fun
>>154787261We love the vee gee kay here, canacuck.>>>/r/hockey
habs sweep would go so hard
>>154787277gary when he switched to this retarded playoff format
>>154787270oops I was thinking of the one vs Lightning
I still have nightmares from the Habs v Knights series
>>154787231Good luck fren :D
SAVE US REFFIES
>>154787172Sun belters don't deserve to have NHL teams. You guys are the sorest losers and have the worst banter. Fuck off my sport Billybob
the comeback starts NOW
>>154787271Who doesn't?
Is he the 2nd coming of Gretzky?
>>154787277>only play fucking jobber teams from your conference until quarters>get dismantled once you face a real team
>>154787301basé
Sens: 5 goals in 4 games. Flyers: 5 goals in 4 games. Habs: 5 goals in 53 minutes.Sens & Flyers scored identical goals per game against the Canes: 0 goal in game 1 2 goals in game 2 1 goal in game 3 2 goals in game 4Habs matched that total in the first game.
>Habs are getting swept and I love Israel!AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
>>154787289God that would be so funny
*a few claps*
>honk... honk... hoooooooonk
>>154787223they have work tomorrow
The left will never recover if the Habs win the Stanley Cup
HOOOOOLD HABS
>Avs-Canes is a foregone conclusion bro>both down 0-1 in their respective seriesKWAB
*does the wave in /hoc/*
Trump here. That illegal alien Doobies guy is getting deported.
>>154787343Kek
>>154787359'○'
>>154787351Canada will become great again :)
I'm so happy and proud of this team fellow Habs bros. God bless Kent Hughes, Jeff Gorton, and Martin St. Louis.
>>154787091I was actually hoping someone would post webm because I couldn't get it..
>>154787359|o|
is 0 shots on a pp good
>>154787385No. That's what Buffalo would do
>>154787351>left Do you mean west ?
CAN THIS FUCKING GAME END ALREADY HOLY FUCK
>>154787399Fans aren't even waiting
>empty arena in the eastern conference finals Bleak.
>>154787359\o/
canesissies....
>>154787399Same. I'm sleepy
>empty net with 5 mins leftgrim
>>154787385no but the Canes have and absolutely suffocating forecheck. their rock solid defense is sure to keep the scoring to a minimum.
>>154787407Turns out hockey has no real fans. Kwab sport
>>154787407with 5 minutes to go
What went wrong?
>>154787418It's mathmatically correct
>>154787414nicklas, how do we get kapanen going?does he need berries? pine infusions?
I thought le cansies were going to stomp the fr*nch team. What happened?
I'd like a webm of that exodus
>>154787420this.
>>154787407they have work tomorrow
ET LE BUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUT
>>154787361This you?
>>154787434what happened is that the atlantic is the only real division in the league
HABS SCAAAAARRR
knights habs will be kino
scarmy Habs
>>154787435someone posted it in /hoc/ telegram
no hagel to ruin that moment
WHY IS EVERYONE HAVING TROUBLE SCORING ON THIS SHIT TEAM?!
Carolina with -1 shots in the third period
Slaf empty netter. Yippie!
>>154787428hiring a guy named Brinda 'Mour
well it's over, canes still sweep in 5
>>154787455you are so right
keep the net empty so my 7-2 prediction is correct
The Relocanes would probably have won a Cup with these players if they had anyone but Fraud Brindarrmor as coach
>>154787461kwab
Canesbros... I'm going to be 6-2 my stomach...
It's never been overer
1st line sis are we FUCKIN BACK?
Why blow that horn at this point?
stankoven fucking STANKS
>1-17i am laughing irl
Fucking frauds
>0 shots
>>154787482I could fix her.
SLAFKOVSKY SSSSSSSSSSCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAARRRRRRRRRRRRRRRSSSSSSSSS
>>154787428sunbelt teams are notoriously overconfident
>no shots
>>154787482>i can fix her
>>154787485i remember this happening in the penguins barn one time in a similar situation it was hilarious
>>154786590>Rod: The rape will continue until the morale improves
Gotta love all the """""pro""""" analysts predicting an easy series for the canes eating shit.
Carolina confirmed for #fraudwatch
>>154787493KWAB
>>154787455the broship will save stephen from the pain of seeing dobson lift the cup
Spittin Chiclets did this...
is this good
best ole of the playoffs so far
OLE OLE OLE OLE
It's a shame Slafkovsky won't get a hattie
>>154787526holy shit lmao. PWHL has more people in attendance.
>>154787526above avg for sunbelt teams, but a canadian team is in building, so they usually bring fans.
>>154787513>take 10 days off in the middle of the playoffs>play like shit Truly a mystery
>>154787526Are you sure this picture wasn't from Sunrise?
Ameribros, I’m scared. what will we do if>1993ends?
>>154787526Relocate Carolina to Atlanta
doesn't matter, bettman will make sure vgk gape both these teams
>>154787526>seat in carolina ecf $50>seat in mtl ecf $1000IM NOTICIIIIIIIIIIIIIING
Canesbros it's okay we were rusty. Game 2 on Saturday is when the gentleman sweep begins
i cant berieve it
>>154787540start servicing canadian cocks
>>154787540don't worry habs don't count as canadians, it'll be another victory for france like wemby and psg
>>154787538>choke for 20+ years>keep chokingreal mystery indeed
>>154787482I save a few of these every season and I like to look back at them every now and then, to remind me of bitter times
>>154787540Save Israel
I wonder if Carey Price even knows how good Dobes is
>>154787540You'll always have the Olympics
>>154787548I can see her vagina.
>Marchés on
9 down 7 to go
>>154787538but can they get it together, yamato?
>>154787556price has unfortunate listerine addiction now that he's back on the reserve.
Laval Bros ,we winning the Stan Lee
ÇA SENT LA COUPE
7 more wins for the habs to win the cup.
>>154787566Please don't let him fall to the same fate as Sam
>>154787566what were his untimely breaks even about? is he an alcoholic?
>>154787570
>>154787540Team USA wins the next 4 Olympics with Hutson and Caufield
>there are anons posting itt who were werent even alive to see the randys last conference final win
>>154787583anon.........
>kyle usually towers over everyone>cole is shoudler to shoulder with himthey actually got him a soapbox to stand on
>>154787588jen
>>154787583knee problems and drinking against the grain
>c6nes>randiesHabs in 4.
>>154787564WE'RE HALFWAY THERE
>>154787550>>154787540If you think about it more people in Canada gave a shit about the Oilers in finals than the Habs. Montreal Canadiens never was "Canada's Team", no one outside of Quebec cared about the 93 Stanley Cup win expect for retarded burgers in /sp/.
>>154787614Retard.
>>154787588Florida is a golf state
>>154787591/hoc/ is a 30+ boomer genny
only about a month left of hokkei :(
>>154787616any laff or sens fans rooting for the habs is a cuck simple as
>>154787624I'm a young 27 year old buck, gramps
>>154787545Yea but the canadian dollar is worth shit so it equals out.
>>154787553same. I enjoy spending time with you frens :)
Losing G1 was this my #1 concern. Not good for the PTSD.Came out flat in the first but played better in the 2nd and 3rd. Maybe part of it was me was being a homer but I thought the rest would help more than it would hurt. Looks like I was totally wrong. Here’s to hoping they get back to their original form in G2.
>>154787624I’m a zoomer.
>>154787616Your neighborhood is outrun by jeets I would shut the fuck up if I were you.
Not even memeing. If the Canes lose on Saturday this series is over.
habs got lucky
>>154787632watch your tone! I'm a 28 year old zillennial
Well that was no good. The first period defensive coverage was atrocious. Concerning some of the breakdowns we still saw in the third.1 SOG in the third period when we’re trying to come back is unacceptable.We absolutely can win this series. We handed them a game and MTL is a really good team. Should be able to bully them with physicality but we got out of position chasing hits, especially in the first.Only real positive for me is the top line looked more like themselves and that’s the most Aho has looked like himself in the O zone.Not looking forward to hearing more about the 1-13 or whatever it is in the conference finals. If you want that narrative to change then fucking do something about it.
>>154787538surely they weren't just lying around fellating each other. surely they were training every day. surely
>>154787651Many such cases
>>154787639a/s/l?
>>154787648>habs finally playing a playoff game on a saturday nightCaufield hat trick in coming
>>154787545No one near the equator gives a shit about hockeyCanadian money subsidized most of the league
>>154787627Well yeah they are ontarians
>>154787639you should be hanging out with your irl friends
>>154787526this has to be the next thread pic kek
There's no ECF curse. It's just that every time we make it, we look totally surprised by the other team. No different tonight. Montreal has one line and play on the transition with that neutral zone play. That's how they have gotten past better teams in Tampa and Buffalo. Yet we are totally surprised by it. 3 of the 4 1st period goals directly because our defense didn't play the transition in the neutral zone right. Add in the 5th goal to that too.It's excusable to have so much rest and come out totally unprepared to face the opponent. Even if they weren't sure which team it was going to be, they had 2 weeks to prepare for 2 teams! Montreal had 2 days and knew how to play us.Blame it on rust if you want. I don't care for that excuse though.
>>154787614I've read and heard that a lot of Canadians hate Quebec because it's basically a foreign country and they treat English speakers like shit. So this doesn't surprise me at all.
>>154787625I'm dreading summer's heat and lack of hokkei :(
KWABROLINA AHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
>>154787678>montreal has one linekwab cope. get btfo faggot
Only one month left to >1993
>>154787673I'm not baking the next bread so someone else better use it
Its hotter in florida during the winter than it is in canada during the summer. There is no reason we shouldnt have hockey during the summer.
>>154787556Price congratulated Dobes online when Dobes got a shutout in his first start.
>>15478766020, yes, memphis
the atlanta falchokesthe buffachoke billsthe chokelahoma soonersthe carolina hurrichokes
>>154787678>Montreal has one linethat line did practically nothing for both series
>>154787699learn from my mistake and join a frat
>>154787683(i live in montreal)true francophones are pretty abrasive in general, they're kind of just dicks. they're upset that montreal is as bilingual of a city as it is, in fact our last provincial government was hellbent on doing everything in their power to fuck over english lol. but most people are nice and while most canadians think quebec overall is weird for such the culture clash they recognize that montreal is one of the great cities of the world
>>154787672I don’t have friends because I’m extremely homosexual.
>1-17
>>154787663they already had a game on a Saturday vs buffalo (May 16) and Mr. Frodo Baggins was -1
>we werent swept>gets extendedwill he just get fired finally? this is fucking embarrassing.
>>154787698based
>>154787678>1 line>game winning goals have been won on depth playersAlex newhook?
If fans leave the game early they should get a partial refund proportional to the amount of time left in the game.
Hello, gentlemen, the narwhal bacons at midnight. You know what heckin quirk chungus thing I just realized? Both conference finals are a sunbelt team vs a snowbelt team! This is so EPIC!!! HONEY GET THE BULL HE NEEDS TO SEE THIS!
>>154787714then join a gay sex club
if i leave the game early because the team is getting btfo the top line players pay should be deducted to compensate me for their poor performance.
what's with this fat chud in the background wearing a redskins polo?
Huomenta but the opposite
>>154787729>/hoc/
>>154787678>10 players with 3 or more goals>one lineokay lmao
>>154787730Gary's slaves job the playoffs for free so your cut of $0 would be $0
>>154787683There's a strong chance we elect a pretty anti-anglophone hardliner as well so things might get worse. We have a fragile energy deal with Newfoundland and he'll probably tear it down first
>>154787745please... i can't handle more caq...
Good, fuck the angl*s
>>154787724counter business idea: fans who leave early should pay a penalty fee for wasting seat time for others who would have stayed the whole game
>>154787736me on the left with my bestie
>>>/pol/ keep /hoc/ pristine
>>154787745Our Premier here in Newfoundland is too busy tearing it down already for a new Quebec one to make any difference in time, shits fucked.
>>154787683>Canadians hate Quebec because it's basically a foreign countryYet jeets in Quebec are almost nonexistent compared to other province really makes you think.
Suzuki was very impressive tonight
>>154787761we have a lot of haitians and north africans + middle eastern arabs. not much better
>>154787756>felt cute>gave him a wet kiss
I member Churchill Falls
>>154787766god he's zesty
>>154787761Im almost positive theres more blacks in quebec than any other canadian province.
>>154787771Most of Drake and Weeknd negro fans comes from Toronto
>>154787577checked
Rod is hella shaken
>>154787769https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NJ4AfxDKrw0
>>154787788He did press before the game, he basically said yeah we're fucked.
Canadiens looked so fucking confident and elite tonight. Those 14 games really helped them prep for Carolina.
>canes carrier says his wife and friends are rooting for the habsis that possibly the most cucked thing to have ever been said? his wife is definitely getting a train ran on her while her husband is getting bodied by her true team
when will /hoc/ be apologizing to stephen about dobson?
>>154787807meh it pretty normalnot a lot of players get to play for their home team, let alone if there is even onethey're pros they just gotta get the job done
>>154787540it wont
>canacucks immediately start talking about cucki gJokes right themselves tbqh
>>154787824when he stops being a lolcow
>>154787835get home early tonight stain? >>154787526
>>154787824dobbie (the potato one) is alright, but not 9 millions dollars (12 millions in canadian tire dollaridoos) alright
Hurricanes?More like hurricants!What a fraud fucking division, the metro. Least amount of travel all year makes a soft fucking team.Hockey should never exist in north carolina.Ptui - I spit on the hurricants
dobson haters can't fathom a team having depth
>>154787843maybe the carb police took it to be safely detonated
For the longest time I thought it was pronounced like "Dahbz" and wasn't until just recently I figured out it's pronounced like "Doe-besh". GOOD goalie. But a bit of hot head. Like Roy. I mean "Wah."
>>154787881Dough-bitch
>>154787849Nice try retard I've been watching my fav streamer for 4 hours now I dont go outside
>>154787881>For the longest timeWhoahhhh ohhhh ohhh oh... for the longest time...
>>154787881>wahgary says otherwise
>>154787893Dont you mean Matt?
what is it about caronila and the 3rd round? holy fuck
>>154787893>ighthat's not how pronunciation guides work
>>154787903We're just happy to be here.
>>154787719oilers will hire him
>>154787904ROIGHT MOIGHT???!!!
>>154787916you might be horrified to learn our casual filth instructions in the dictionary here would say to pronounce those like 'ruyt' and 'mayt'
canesbros... are we all like this...?
>>154786599Why
>amerishits
>>154787942kekwear it as a badge of honour
>>154787713interesting. I've always been fascinated with the underground malls or whatnot in Montreal.
Giving randy almost two weeks off to eat cock wasn’t a good idea
>>154787765kek. This is true. Like half the Epic Meal Time guys were North African or Middle Eastern. People used to make jokes about their family members getting killed in drone strikes.
randy status?
Welp, that just happened
>>154787765I'll take them over the jeets.
>Quebecers be like we hate English Canadians and people don’t speak our shitty language >but we’ll gladly important 6 million Haitians and Africans who speak French lolWhy are frogs like this? I can’t believe Mitch marner and Carter hart of all people are all that stand between us and a Quebec cup.
>>154787993they're really cool. walk out of the metro and the mall is right there a few steps from the platform. our metro stations in general are fun to just walk around in, a lot of them are filled with little shops or exhibitions or buskers or whatever (...and homeless people)
>>154787993>undergroud mallsyeah thats fuckin nice i have no idea how money and ideas got together on that one to make it happen but ive spent a lot of time in the whole network drunk and on drugs wandering in it
>>154788025maybe, but not the haitians or some son-of-a-dictator african
>>154788033>important 6 million Haitians and Africans who speak FrenchYou answered your own question.But more importantly: Haitians are bros. Africans are bros. The English have worked hard for hundreds of years to stamp out French in Canada. You'd understand this if you used your head for more then a hat rack.
>>154788129> The English have worked hard for hundreds of years to stamp out French in CanadaHoly based
Anthony Duclair is Haitian he seems pretty cool to me
A Peach Quencher from Timmies to celebrate
>>154788145Retard
>>154788158what is /his/ team
>>154788172His favourites are Canucks, Bruins, and Stars if I'm not mistaken.
>>154788181nightmare blunt rotation. all that's missing is the oilers
>>154788195He's from Vancouver, he loved Bobby Orr growing up, and he loved the Minnesota North Stars.Truly the most boomer of justifications for all of the above, but that's literally him being himself
I think Shannon is an alcoholic
>>154788247If you're over 40 there's literally no reason to not be addicted to something
is someone gonna make a thread or should i
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